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Heated Rivalry Episode 2
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00:00Previously, Unheated Rivalry.
00:02Shane Hollander up. I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world,
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander
00:09and Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:11It's Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:15Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:18This is such a bad idea.
00:20You're not gonna tell anyone.
00:22There's no one to know.
00:23A lot of kids are gonna be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:27My what?
00:27So what's my name gonna be?
00:29Dream.
00:31How much pressure do you feel from the fans,
00:34from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:35Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:37What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:40No one is looking.
00:41You don't know that.
00:43Hollander, see you next season.
00:59You're in our way.
01:01You born, feet up.
01:03Shooting that, you couldn't stay.
01:06You're in our way.
01:08Que los treva.
01:11Que los treva.
01:15Que los treva.
01:19Que los treva.
01:20Que los treva.
01:25Que los treva.
01:31Let's go!
01:58A golden star
02:00You think you're clever
02:02Good God
02:04She took a break
02:06Made a mistake
02:08When she made driver
02:11Get lost forever
02:15Get lost forever
02:19Get lost forever
02:24You think I'm pretty
02:26You think I'm pretty
02:28If you wanna put me
02:29Well, come on, flying back out on the ice for Boston
02:32Oh, I'll do the fire
02:33I'm gonna have to get lost in the game tonight
02:35I'm gonna have to get lost in the game
02:37I hope you're gonna get out soon
02:38I really hope you're gonna get out soon
02:43Oh man, I hope you're gonna get out soon
02:47I really hope you're gonna get out soon
02:51I know you're up at night
02:56Hunched over your phone like
02:59A tree atop a hill
03:02It's crooked from the wind that bites
03:06You say you're lost to seek all the power in your life
03:13You're washed up irrelevant
03:18I'm standing in my light
03:21You're standing in my light
03:25You're sta-
03:34To see you
03:35You think I'm pretty
03:36You think I'm pretty
03:38You think I'm pretty
03:39You say you scare your
03:40I know those people do
03:43You say it's the real world
03:44we never found a accident
03:46In spite of everything, I guess there's just no city at all
03:50Nice try, now get out of the way
03:54Good job, just take a fucking hit
03:58I said I'll see ya, you wanna be ya
04:00You wanna be ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya
04:06Nice try, get out of the way
04:09You're in our way, get lost forever
04:24Hey, if Rosanoff fucks you tonight, I'm gonna fucking back
04:28I think you mean fucks with, buddy
04:31I fucking mean what I mean
04:32You're burning a fake Rosanoff outside right now
04:35The fuck does that mean?
04:37They do it to you all the time in Boston, you wanna see it?
04:39Uh, no thanks, honestly guys, it doesn't help me focus
04:42Yeah, Mitty, go be weird somewhere else
04:45I'm not even that weird
04:47Whatever you need, Captain
04:49Hey, Hollander, can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in like time?
04:52Yeah
04:55Oh, Mr. Hollander, what does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
05:00Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game
05:03But it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team
05:07And how about that other team?
05:10Ilya Rosanoff has been on a tear lately
05:12He had a hat trick last week
05:13And he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race
05:15Wanna know what he had to say about that this morning?
05:17Nah, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me
05:19Thanks, guys
05:19Let's go
05:20Let's go
05:21Let's go
05:24Let's go
05:44Let's go
05:53Let's go
05:55Let's go
06:06Let's go
06:10Let's go
06:10Let's go
06:11Let's go
06:13Let's go
06:14Let's go
06:14Let's go
06:14Let's go
06:18Let's go
06:20Let's go
06:22Let's go
06:22Let's go
06:22Let's go
06:23Let's go
06:23Let's go
06:24Let's go
06:25Let's go
06:26Let's go
06:27Let's go
06:27Let's go
06:28Let's go
06:56Wow, this Montreal girl works you out, brother.
06:59Shut your idiot face, Marley, you're straight up blushing, Ross.
07:02Well, no, never in life have I blushed. Russians do not do this.
07:21You will murder me.
07:24Maybe. Get in.
07:30Why the fuck did you think it's okay to sex me before the game? What the fuck?
07:35You were hard, weren't you? For how long? The whole game.
07:39You're such a fucking ass.
07:41You missed me, didn't you?
07:43I fucking didn't. And I still beat your ass.
07:46Barely.
07:47Great.
07:53Wow, nice place.
07:55Thanks.
07:57I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one right next door.
08:04I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:08Mr. Businessman.
08:10What?
08:11Mr. Landlord.
08:14You asked.
08:14No, I didn't.
08:16No, I didn't.
08:29So what do you want me?
08:32In the kitchen, on the floor?
08:34Fuck you.
08:39Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:41No.
08:43I hired someone.
08:44A designer.
08:47You think there is enough?
08:49Such an asshole.
08:52I think maybe you'll like it.
08:55And smell the cigarettes from here.
08:58I had one.
08:59You shouldn't be smoking.
09:00And you shouldn't be talking.
09:06Come here.
09:07No, you come here.
09:08No, you come here.
09:09No, you come here.
09:10No, you come here.
09:22You still won't.
09:25You still won't?
09:28You still won't.
09:33Don't worry, it will fit.
09:45Wow, wow.
09:47You think this will be enough?
09:49Fuck off.
10:23Please don't go.
10:28Oh, my God.
10:31Stay right here.
10:36He's okay.
10:39Stay right here.
10:47Stay right here.
10:52Don't let us know.
10:58Is he okay?
11:08It's you.
11:12It's you.
11:16It's you.
11:20It's you.
11:24It's you.
11:26It's you.
11:28Is she okay?
11:30Excuse me.
11:30It's all right.
11:53Are you...
11:55Oh, God, hold on.
12:01Oh, God.
12:03Oh, God.
12:22Now the bed's all dirty.
12:25What?
12:26Shut up.
12:31I will shower now, okay?
12:35Stay alive.
12:43Stay alive.
12:49Stay alive.
12:51Stay alive.
12:57You killed me, Lunder.
12:59I'm dead.
13:01That was so fucking hot.
13:08Worth the wait.
13:24I should go.
13:38I should go.
13:39Your family must be happy there in Russia.
13:43Mmm...
13:44Yes.
13:45My parents are pretty psyched for me.
13:47They're pissed they can't come, but my mom is threatening to wake up at 4am to watch every game.
13:55I bet your parents will be there, right?
13:58My father, yes.
14:00Maybe my brother, but who knows.
14:03Cool.
14:04Anyways, I'm psyched. I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
14:08Dreaming of what?
14:09Runs medal?
14:10You fucking wish, dude.
14:16Hey, uh...
14:17Remember when I made you cum and it was free?
14:20Don't fuck yourself, Rosno.
14:23Such a good drink.
14:25Your cab is definitely here.
14:37Bye.
14:46Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
14:49For the first period, we are four days into this year's Winter Games,
14:53and there's already a contender for the top story here in Sochi, Russia.
14:57What an embarrassing end to an embarrassing year for the Russian men's hockey team.
15:01A hard pill to swallow on all mice, and especially for the young phenom, Ilya Rosanoff,
15:07chosen as his country's captain.
15:15Good.
15:21Good.
15:22Good.
15:24Good.
15:26Good.
15:28Good.
15:35It's all right there.
15:37What's up motherfuckin'?
15:39boys
15:40holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:41be nice, Fonny
15:42did you see that game?
15:45yeah, it was a straight up shit show
15:46a debacle
15:48hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:50I don't know, nothing to me, that's for sure
15:53I think he knows Canada has this in the bag
15:55uh-uh, so you say this year, baby
15:57we're fucking coming for you, trust me
15:58you look great in silver, Fonny, don't even stress
16:00oh, good one
16:04does your room have that smell?
16:06yes, yes it does
16:08is it black mold?
16:09because that's what JJ thinks it is
16:11yeah, you're probably right
16:12the good news is, we're not going to be here long
16:14alright, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating
16:16my buddy Joe is in that program
16:17we train together
16:19would you guys be cool to do that?
16:21I'd love to show up for him
16:22hell yeah, man
16:23show up for any dude who's that brave
16:26what do you mean?
16:29well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay
16:32I mean, I'd fucking pray for a dude
16:34to show up to a place like this and be like
16:36hey, here's me
16:38Russia is not safe for folks like that
16:41fucking balls of steel, man
16:42I'm sure I'm gonna throw it away from you
16:45but make you laugh
16:50can't remember
16:54I'm a lion's short
16:55I'm a lion's low
16:55she's a man
16:56I'm a lion's low
17:03he's a man
17:06woo
17:14Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:16Yeah, he did.
17:20I'm just going to find the bathroom.
17:40Hey.
17:45I'm not here.
17:47No, I'm not.
17:50I saw you up here.
17:51I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:53Fine.
17:54Go sit down.
17:58We hit.
17:59We are not anything.
18:01Go away, Hollander.
18:09Are you okay?
18:11Please, go.
18:14You didn't answer my text.
18:17No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:19Now you go.
18:22Fine.
18:24Fuck.
18:36You have to meet.
18:38Yes, my father.
18:41Minister still wants to meet you this evening.
18:45No matter how much.
18:48This is me.
18:49You have to be proud of it.
18:52After yesterday, you won...
18:58...Latvian.
19:00...Latvian.
19:01And he's still drinking.
19:03How did you do it before?
19:05Is it not sad?
19:06It's not sad, Otec.
19:08Well, not so.
19:09They don't teach you discipline in this American League.
19:12It's not a game, it's a game.
19:13It's a real shame.
19:15It's not to prove to the dreams you showed in the childhood.
19:19I play better now than when I get to work.
19:23Our rivals are affected.
19:25The command is not played.
19:26What is that?
19:29What is this?
19:31You're a captain, you're playing playing.
19:34You're always looking for someone who's the one who has been guilty.
19:36from the childhood.
19:42Who did you get to?
19:45Your mother?
19:47She can't do this.
19:53No, my father.
19:57Mom died.
20:00Do you remember her?
20:03I have seen her.
20:07Where's Polina?
20:10In Moscow?
20:13Of course.
20:17We need to go.
20:20In the evening.
20:24To be able to meet the minister.
20:28Yeah.
20:30You ready?
20:31Let's go.
20:33Of course.
20:34I understand.
20:35I'm a weak woman.
20:39I'm the opposite.
20:39Well, what is he going to do?
20:42He's not.
20:43He's not.
20:44I'm going to go.
20:46He's not going to leave.
20:46He's going to leave me until then.
20:48He's going to leave.
20:51He's asking me all my time.
20:52He's asking me.
21:02He's doing everything.
21:05You're too much talking to me.
21:08You're my angel. You're too much talking to me.
21:11Especially when it's about hockey.
21:14Only when we win, Dad.
21:16I'll bring her in a bar, and she'll give her another one.
21:21Look how she's got him for you.
21:24From the same time.
21:27I'm an angel. It would be nice if you'd remember it.
21:31I want to drink.
21:32I want you to drink.
21:34I want you to drink something more interesting.
21:52ŠŠ°Š²Š½ŠµŠ½ŃŠŗŠ¾, Š° Ńā¦
21:58ŠŠ°Š²Š½ŠµŠ½ŃŠŗŠ¾, Š”Š°ŃŠ°.
22:04ŠÆ Š“ŃŠ¼Š°Ń, ŃŃ Š½ŠµŠæŠ»Š¾Ń
Š¾ ŠøŠ³ŃŠ°Š».
22:07ŠÆ Š±Š¾ŃŃŃ ŃŠŗŠ°Š·Š°ŃŃ ŃŠæŠ°ŃŠøŠ±Š¾, Š½Š¾ Ń Š·Š½Š°Ń, ŃŃŠ¾ ŃŃ Š½Šµ ŃŠ¼Š¾ŃŃŠµŠ» Š½Šø Š¾Š“Š½Š¾Š¹ ŠøŠ³ŃŃ.
22:10ŠŠ»Ń ŃŠ¾Š³Š¾, ŠŗŃŠ¾ Š²ŃŃ Š¶ŠøŠ·Š½Ń Š±ŃŠ» ŃŃŠ½Š¾Š¼ ŃŃŠµŠ½ŠµŃŠ° ŠæŠ¾ Ń
Š¾ŠŗŠŗŠµŃ, ŃŃ ŃŠ¼ŃŠ“ŃŠøŠ»ŃŃ ŃŃŠ¾Š³Š¾ ŠøŠ·Š±ŠµŠ¶Š°ŃŃ.
22:16ŠÆ ŠøŠ½Š¾Š³Š“Š° Š¾Š±ŃŠ°ŃŠ°Ń Š²Š½ŠøŠ¼Š°Š½ŠøŠµ.
22:19ŠŠ¾Š³Š“Š° ŃŃŠ½Š¾, ŃŃŠ¾ ŃŃŠ¾ŠøŃ Š¾Š±ŃŠ°ŃŠ°ŃŃ Š²Š½ŠøŠ¼Š°Š½ŠøŠµ.
22:22Š Š»ŃŠ±Š¾Š¼ ŃŠ»ŃŃŠ°Šµ, ŃŃŠ¾ Š½Šµ ŠøŠ¼ŠµŠµŃ Š·Š½Š°ŃŠµŠ½ŠøŃ Š“Š»Ń ŃŠµŠ±Ń.
22:26ŠŠµ ŠøŠ¼ŠµŠµŃ?
22:27ŠŠ¾ŃŠµŠ¼Ń ŃŃ ŃŠ°Šŗ ŃŠµŃŠøŠ»Š°? ŠŠ¾Š¹ Š¾ŃŠµŃā¦
22:32Š¢ŠµŠ±Šµ Š½Š°Š“Š¾ ŠæŠµŃŠµŃŃŠ°ŃŃ Š²Š¾Š»Š½Š¾Š²Š°ŃŃŃŃ Š¾ ŃŠ¾Š¼, ŃŃŠ¾ Š¾Š½ Š“ŃŠ¼Š°ŠµŃ.
22:36Š ŠæŠ»ŠµŠ²Š°ŃŃ Š½Š° ŃŃŠø Š“ŃŃŠ°ŃŠŗŠøŠµ ŠøŠ³ŃŃ, ŠŗŠ¾Š³Š“Š° Ń ŃŠµŠ±Ń ŠµŃŃŃ ŃŠµŠ°Š»ŃŠ½ŃŠ¹ ŃŠ°Š½Ń Š½Š° ŠŗŃŠ±Š¾Šŗ Š² ŃŃŠ¾Š¼ Š³Š¾Š“Ń.
22:42ŠŃŠ°Š²Š“Š°?
22:42ŠŠ°.
22:43ŠŃŠ°Š²Š“Š°.
22:44Š„Š°Š½ŃŃŠø Šø Š°Š“Š¼ŠøŃŃ Š½Šµ ŠæŃŠ¾Š¹Š“ŃŃ ŃŠµŃŠµŠ· ŠŃŃ-ŠŠ¶ŠµŃŃŠø.
22:46ŠŠ¾ ŠŃŃ-ŠŠ¶ŠµŃŃŠø Š½Šµ ŠæŃŠ¾Š¹Š“ŠµŃ ŃŠµŃŠµŠ· Š„Š¾Š»Š»Š°Š½Š“ŠµŃŠ° Šø ŠŠ¾Š½ŃŠµŠ°Š»Ń.
22:50ŠÆ Š“ŃŠ¼Š°Ń, ŃŃŠ¾ Š² ŃŃŠ¾Š¼ Š³Š¾Š“Ń ŃŃ ŃŠ¼Š¾Š¶ŠµŃŃ ŠæŠ¾Š±ŠµŠ“ŠøŃŃ ŠŠ¾Š½ŃŠµŠ°Š»Ń.
22:53Š ŃŃŠ¾Š¼ Š³Š¾Š“Ń?
22:54ŠŠ°. Š ŃŃŠ¾Š¼ Š³Š¾Š“Ń. ŠŠ¾ŃŠ¾Š¼Ń ŃŃŠ¾ Ń Š“ŃŠ¼Š°Ń, ŃŃŠ¾ ŠŠøŃŠŗŠ° ŃŃŠ°Š²Š¼ŠøŃŠ¾Š²Š°Š½.
23:00ŠŃŠŗŃŠ“Š° ŃŃ Š²ŃŠµ ŃŃŠ¾ Š·Š½Š°ŠµŃŃ?
23:02Š Ń ŃŃŠ°Š²Š¼ŠøŃŠ¾Š²Š°Š½Š½ŃŠ¼ Š±ŃŠ°ŃŠ°ŃŠµŠ¼ Š“Š°Š»ŠµŠŗŠ¾ Š½Šµ ŃŠµŠ“ŠµŃŃ. ŠŠ°Šŗ Š²Ń ŃŃŃ Ń ŠŗŠ¾Š¼Š°Š½Š“Š¾Š¹ Š“Š¾Š²Š¾Š»ŃŠ½Š¾ Š½ŠµŠæŠ»Š¾Ń
Š¾ ŠæŠ¾ŠŗŠ°Š·Š°Š»Šø.
23:11Š”Š»ŃŃŠ°Š¹.
23:13ŠŃŠ¾ ŠŠ¾ŃŃŠ¾Šŗ, Š° ŠæŠ¾ŃŠ¾Š¼ ŃŃ ŃŠ¼Š¾Š¶ŠµŃŃ ŠæŠ¾Š±ŠµŠ“ŠøŃŃā¦
23:15Š¢Ń ŃŠ¼Š¾Š¶ŠµŃŃ ŠæŠ¾Š±ŠµŠ“ŠøŃŃ ŠŗŠ¾Š³Š¾ ŃŠ³Š¾Š“Š½Š¾ Š½Š° ŠŠ°ŠæŠ°Š“Šµ.
23:18ŠŠ° Š§ŠøŠŗŠ°Š³Š¾. ŠŠµ ŃŠ¾, ŃŃŠ¾ ŃŠ°Š½ŃŃŠµ.
23:21Š ŃŠøŠ½Š°Š»Šµ, ŃŠŗŠ¾ŃŠµŠµ Š²ŃŠµŠ³Š¾, Š¾ŠŗŠ°Š¶ŠµŃŃŃ Š”Š°Š½-Š¤ŃŠ°Š½ŃŠøŃŠŗŠ¾.
23:24Š Š¾Š½Šø Ń
Š¾ŃŠ¾ŃŠø, Š½Š¾ ŃŠ»ŠøŃŠŗŠ¾Š¼ Š¼Š¾Š»Š¾Š“Ń.
23:28Š¢Š°Šŗ ŃŃ Šø Š²ŃŠøŠ³ŃŠ°ŠµŃŃ ŠŗŃŠ±Š¾Šŗ Š”ŠµŠ½Š½Šø Š½Š° Š³Š¾Š“ ŃŠ°Š½ŃŃŠµ, ŃŠµŠ¼ Ń ŠæŠ¾ŃŠæŠ¾ŃŠøŠ»Š° Ń Š¾ŃŃŠ¾Š¼.
23:36ŠŠµŃ, ŃŠæŠ°ŃŠøŠ±Š¾. ŠŠµ ŠæŠ¾ŃŠ° ŃŠæŠ°ŃŃ.
23:38ŠŠ½Šµ Š·Š°Š²ŃŃŠ° Š½ŃŠ¶Š½Š¾ ŠøŠ“ŠµŠ°Š»ŃŠ½Š¾ Š²ŃŠ³Š»ŃŠ“ŠµŃŃ.
23:41Š¢Ń Š²ŃŠµŠ³Š“Š° ŠøŠ“ŠµŠ°Š»ŃŠ½Š¾ Š²ŃŠ³Š»ŃŠ“ŠøŃŃ.
23:43ŠŠµŃŠ½Š¾. ŠŠ¾ Š²Š°Š¼ Š½ŃŠ¶Š½Š¾ ŠµŃŠµ Š“Š¾Š³Š¾Š²Š¾ŃŠøŃŃŃŃ.
23:48Š£Š²ŠøŠ“ŠøŠ¼ŃŃ ŠæŠ¾ŃŠ»Šµ Š¼ŠøŃŠ°.
23:50ŠŠ¾ŠŗŠ°, ŠæŠ°ŠæŠ°.
23:57ŠŃ ŃŃŠ¾?
24:00ŠŠ°Šŗ ŠæŃŠøŠµŠ·Š“, Š”Š°ŃŠ°?
24:03Š, ŃŠ°Š¼ ŠŗŠ»Š°ŃŃŠ½Š¾.
24:06ŠÆ ŠæŃŠ¾ŃŃŠ¾ Š¾Š±Š¾Š¶Š°Ń ŃŃŠ¾ Š¼ŠµŃŃŠ¾.
24:10ŠŠ»ŃŠ±Ń, ŃŠ°Š¼ Š±Š°ŃŠŗŠø.
24:14ŠŠµŠ²ŃŃŠŗŠø. ŠŃŠ¾ŃŃŠ¾ ŠæŃŠµŠ»ŠµŃŃŃ.
24:18Š Š¼Š°Š»ŃŃŠøŠŗŠø.
24:20ŠŃā¦
24:21Š¢Ń Š¶Šµ Š²ŠøŠ“ŠµŠ» ŃŃŠ°Š½ŃŃŠ·ŃŠŗŠøŃ
ŠæŠ°ŃŠ½ŠµŠ¹?
24:25ŠŠ°, ŠŠ»ŃŃ?
24:32ŠŠ¾Š¶Šµ.
24:34ŠŠ¾Š¶Šµ.
24:35ŠŠ¾Š¾Š±ŃŠµ Ń Š½ŠøŃŠµŠ³Š¾.
24:37Š¢Ń Š½Šµ ŃŃ
Š¾Š“ŠøŃŃ, ŠŗŠ°Šŗ Š¾Š½Šø.
24:41ŠŠµ ŃŃŃŠøŃŃ.
24:43ŠŠµ ŃŠ»ŠøŃŃŃŠµŃŃ Š² Š¾ŃŠ²ŠµŃŠµ.
24:49Š Š°Š½ŃŃŠµ.
24:51Š Š°Š½ŃŃŠµ.
24:52Š¢ŠµŠ±Šµ Š¾Š½ Š²ŠµŃŠµŠ»ŠµŠµ.
24:57ŠŃŠ“ŠµŃŃ.
25:08ŠŠ“ŠµŃŃ.
25:10ŠŠ“ŠµŃŃ.
25:11Š”ŠµŃŃŠµŠ·Š½Š¾.
25:12ŠŠæŠ°ŃŠ½Š¾ŃŃŃ ŃŠ°Š½ŃŃŠµ Š²Š¾Š·Š±ŃŠ¶Š“Š°Š»Š° ŃŠµŠ±Šµ.
25:15ŠŃŠ»Šø ŠæŠ°Š¼ŃŃŃ Š¼ŠµŠ½Ń Š½Šµ ŠøŠ·Š¼ŠµŠ½ŃŠµŃ.
25:21ŠŃ ŃŠ¶Šµ Š½Šµ Š“ŠµŃŠø, Š”Š°ŃŠ°.
25:26ŠŠ°.
25:28ŠŃŠ¾ ŃŠ¾ŃŠ½Š¾.
25:32ŠŃŠµŠŗŃŠ°ŃŠø.
25:35ŠŠ°Š“Š½Š¾.
25:36ŠŠ¾ŠµŃ
Š°Š»Šø ŠŗŃŠ“Š°-Š½ŠøŠ±ŃŠ“Ń.
25:40ŠŠµŃ.
25:50ŠŠ°Š“Š½Š¾.
25:51ŠÆ Š½Š°Š¹Š“Ń Š²ŠµŃŠµŃŠøŠ½ŠŗŃ.
25:56ŠŠŗŠµŠ¹.
26:03ŠÆ Š½Šµ Š¼Š¾Š³Ń.
26:04ŠŠ¾ŠŗŠ°, ŠŠ»ŃŃ.
26:06ŠÆ ŃŠ°Š“ ŃŠµŠ±Ń Š²ŠøŠ“ŠµŃŃ.
26:25What happened here?
26:26Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
26:30What am I supposed to do with this?
26:32I don't know. My mom told me to get away.
26:34Oh, my God.
26:35You said you could have a good home, honey.
26:37There's ginger ale on the pitch.
26:39Okay, playoffs are over. You cannot keep the beer.
26:41That's not a rule. You just make that up.
26:43Hollander, is that a rule?
26:44Unfortunately, it is.
26:45Fuck you, Hollander. You can barely even grow one.
26:48No, no, fuck you, Swedish in red.
26:50Fuck you, AJ.
26:51Just fucking do it, Hayden.
26:52Stop it.
26:54Boys, it's starting.
26:56Turn it up.
26:57It's game six, and the cup is somewhere inside.
27:00As we speak, you know that Ilya Rosanoff wants this bad.
27:03Rosanoff and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic break.
27:06A heartbreaking game for the Russians seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:11He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:16Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:20Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:23I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:27I don't need to think about that.
27:28That was yesterday.
27:29That was before.
27:29Now, I only need one thing.
27:35I need to win.
27:39Here, at home, tonight.
27:43As much fun as it would have been to go to California and humiliate them there, but I want to
27:47hear our fans.
27:49I want to hear them scream.
27:52I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:57I know you can do it.
27:58I've seen you fucking do it.
28:00I've seen every one of you do it.
28:03So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:07Because this is our fucking night.
28:12This is our fucking cup.
28:15Fucking fuck San Francisco.
28:28I can't believe that asshole's about to win the cup.
28:32Shane hates him the most.
28:34What?
28:35You hate Rosenhoff.
28:36Of course.
28:37But he's very good at hockey.
28:40The best, probably.
28:41Uh, no.
28:42You're the fucking best, all-ander.
28:44Yeah.
28:44Not that animal, shit show, cock sucking, Russian.
28:49And that is that.
28:50The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:54What a comeback story this year for Lilia Rosenhoff.
28:57The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
29:00Leading his team in block shots.
29:02In shots against Brock is late.
29:04It comes home.
29:08Benjamin LeMond!
29:35Well, nice watch.
29:38Can I give this to you for free or what?
29:40Where the fuck were you, Ron?
29:41Five seconds.
29:42Yeah, 25 seconds.
29:43What were you even doing?
29:46And now, presenting the Lord Tower Award...
29:49I was busy.
29:50What's who?
29:51...Ilya Rosenhoff and Shane Hawke.
29:59But the most important thing...
30:02...is the friends we make along the way.
30:07Hey, before we give out next award, can I get a selfie with you?
30:11What?
30:12Come on.
30:13When will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:15Okay, fine, but hurry up.
30:24Great.
30:25Give me your number.
30:26I'll text them to you.
30:27No chance.
30:29And the Lord Talon Award for most sportsmanlike player goes to...
30:45Oh, my God.
31:18What?
31:19What the fuck do you want, Rosenhoff?
31:22You haven't answered a text from me in like six months.
31:26You won't even acknowledge I exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us and then it's for some fucking
31:30clown show.
31:32So yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me?
31:37Well?
31:41I want you to suck my dick.
31:43Oh, fuck you. You are unbelievable.
31:45You suck my dick.
32:00Maybe it's nicely.
32:08Please.
32:14If you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick, you will
32:19have to ask nicer than that.
32:24Please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck my dick.
32:33Please.
32:44No.
32:48What?
32:50What?
32:51No.
32:53We will go back to our seats, watch the rest of this boring show, and then go to boring party
32:59after.
33:01And then, when I've been waiting all night, you'll come back to my hotel room, and I will maybe, maybe
33:10do more than just suck your dick.
33:15When did you think?
33:16When did your English get so good?
33:19I, uh, I read The New Yorker now.
33:22Really?
33:23No.
33:24The New Yorker is boring.
33:26Mm-hmm.
33:28My dad loves it.
33:31Ah.
33:31So being boring is, is genetic.
33:35Wow.
33:36Genetic.
33:42Let's make a deal.
33:44If you win MVP tonight, I will blow you, fuck you, whatever you want.
33:52And if you win?
34:11Good luck coming.
34:58Congratulations.
35:01Now take off your clothes.
35:04You're such an asshole.
35:50What?
35:53Just a lot of windows.
36:03Good.
36:18Now get on the bed.
36:26This is a good hotel.
36:28Very nice vodka.
36:30It's hard to find in America.
36:32Okay.
36:36Touch yourself.
36:37What?
36:38Show off for me. I want to watch you.
36:40You what?
36:41It's my special day, Hollander. I want to watch.
36:45I've never...
36:46No shit.
36:47Fuck you.
36:49Give me some vodka at least.
36:50No, no, no.
36:52Vodka is for after. It's your reward.
36:54No, no.
36:56You're here.
36:58No.
36:58I'm gonna go.
37:00No.
37:00Well, no!
37:29Do you want to know how it feels?
37:32How it feels?
37:34Holding the cup.
37:36You fucking asshole.
37:38I can barely describe it.
37:40Oh my God, Hollander.
37:54Fuck.
38:04Are you going to fuck me?
38:06Oh, we will see.
38:10I need...
38:13What?
38:14You know.
38:16Tell me.
38:20You.
38:25I need you.
38:28I need you.
38:30I need you.
38:35I need you.
38:36I need you.
38:49I need you.
39:26So Russia this year was something else.
39:34It's intense there.
39:41So are you heading back soon?
39:44Back.
39:45To Russia for the summer?
39:49Oh, yes.
39:57Why?
39:59What do you mean, why?
40:02Do you have to?
40:05There is no have to.
40:06It's...
40:08It's home.
40:10Yeah, but I don't know.
40:13Is it safe?
40:16What do you mean, safe?
40:18I don't know.
40:21Do you even like it there?
40:30What difference does it make?
40:32A pretty big one, I think.
40:40I need to sleep.
40:43Oh.
40:45Yeah, me too, I should have.
40:56So, I'm off.
40:59Goodbye, Hollander.
41:32Let's go.
42:31Let's go.
43:01Let's go.
43:31Let's go.
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