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00:13Previously on House of Villains, I have to put you up as a decoy.
00:17Paul's my hit list decoy to mask our red and orange room alliance.
00:21I feel like we're more on the same page than I suspected.
00:23I'm just rooting for you now.
00:25In a vote of five to three, the first villain to be banished from the house is Jackie.
00:35Drink the toxic tea and die.
00:38Shit.
00:38Go to hell, New York.
00:40Fuck you.
00:41You want to be super villain? I'll drink it right now.
00:43Do it.
00:43Okay.
00:46Johnny, you are the super villain.
00:50Curious right now who the third vote was for Christine to go home.
00:53I think it's Paul.
00:54Really?
00:55Yeah.
00:59He was spying on us.
01:01He's worried about you.
01:02Motherfucker, what?
01:04Tom is right.
01:05I voted for Christine to go home and that's the fucking problem.
01:08Let's toss a wrench in the mix.
01:12If I was super villain, I would put Tom up there.
01:15Tom, I wanted to throw you down as a nomination.
01:19You want to do all my chaos?
01:20Really?
01:21What's going on?
01:22What's y'all doing?
01:23This cheap trinket makes you the right hand of the super villain.
01:26Let them know you'll be making this week's hit list nominations together.
01:32Maybe this is a chance for me to take a real shot at someone.
01:36Please don't put me in the bottom three.
01:38Plain Jane's votes is a question mark right now.
01:41Why don't we get rid of a question mark vote?
01:43If we put Plain Jane up, we are fucking our game up.
01:47Tiffany will be the first nominee.
01:52I should have known better than to trust a low-budget Drake impersonator.
01:56Paul.
01:57I feel really betrayed by Paul.
01:59Right hand of the super villain, you share the responsibility.
02:02You're hideous.
02:12Wow.
02:14There are real fucking tough guys in this house.
02:16These boys really feel like big men, honey, putting two women and the drag queen up for elimination.
02:23Paul can kiss our friendship goodbye.
02:25He crossed the wrong fucking bitch.
02:29No, Paul, don't come over here with your mouth halfway open.
02:32Because we don't want to hear what you have to say.
02:34I don't want to hear from you right now, Paul.
02:36I'm out for blood.
02:37Because Paul had that hand and he didn't do anything with it.
02:41Instead, Paul used his right hand to stroke Johnny.
02:46You're a lying ass bitch.
02:47I don't want to hear from you.
02:48I'm not, though.
02:49You are.
02:49I'm not.
02:50Yes, you are.
02:51I'm simply not.
02:53How did I catch more heat than Johnny?
02:56He was a super villain.
02:57He made the nominations.
02:58I just signed off on it.
03:00Awesome.
03:01Awesome.
03:01Never again am I eating a pizza in my fucking life again, okay?
03:05Tom.
03:06I just want to say thank you.
03:07Come on, bro.
03:07Thank you for not.
03:08And then I got fucking exposed like that.
03:10Like, couldn't you guys, like, stand up for me?
03:12I didn't ask for this shit.
03:14I was so close to getting Tom up there.
03:17Why did I let the guy with muscles make any decision?
03:20Guys with muscles are typically not smart.
03:28Why are you so bold and bold and to approach me and call me a liar?
03:30What gags me is that you know how much this opportunity means to me.
03:32Yes, I know that.
03:33Trust me, I know that.
03:35Why did you not have any conversation with me before calling me a liar?
03:39Because you are.
03:40So where's the proof?
03:41Tell me you hate me.
03:42Say that.
03:42But don't call me a liar.
03:43Call me a rat.
03:44It's baseless for real.
03:45It's baseless as fuck.
03:46I don't know what that means.
03:54It wasn't easy.
03:55It wasn't easy.
03:56I know.
03:57It was like, what the fuck, so.
03:58I know.
03:58Better fucking stand on your shit now.
04:00I will.
04:01I know.
04:01We'll stick together.
04:02We're good.
04:03That was a very close call.
04:06And Johnny, you're acting like you're doing me a favor by honoring your alliance?
04:11That's bullshit, man.
04:16I'm pissed.
04:18People over there, they're going to come to me more, especially when I explain all the shit
04:22that they fucking hold.
04:24If you put me on that hit list, you would have watched me literally recruit everybody against
04:28them.
04:30A frazzled Tom is not a pleasant Tom to be around.
04:34He wants to make a move right now.
04:36But I know that we have to bide our time.
04:38Johnny and Paul have only showed me that they're unstable.
04:41Yes.
04:42But we got to wait and decide to do it together.
04:47That whole scene was a lot.
04:49There was a lot of information.
04:50You lied to my face.
04:51When?
04:52I thought that we had a thing.
04:53You lied to my face.
04:53We did this before I got this shit.
04:56Lane, I guess, was making alliances with everything.
04:59I knew that.
05:01That side of the house has got a lot of shit going on that we didn't know about.
05:06Our side is crumbling.
05:07You know that, right?
05:08Everything is crumbling.
05:10Uh, what's that?
05:11Our side is crumbling, I'm saying.
05:13Uh-huh.
05:14Like, you guys were both up.
05:15You're on our side.
05:18Want me some sauté?
05:20No, no, no.
05:22And I knew when Plain went downstairs to the room, I knew the boys were like, okay, let's
05:28get Plain away from Christine.
05:31And, like, you know, I don't know.
05:34What?
05:36That was what I like to call word salad.
05:38I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
05:40Respectfully.
05:41What?
05:43Christine likes to speak her mind, which isn't much.
05:46As soon as we weren't roommates anymore, like, Plain really wasn't around.
05:50How much did you bond in the first two hours?
05:52I think we're on different TV shows.
05:55What's that?
06:01Looks like it had to come from Paul.
06:03Yeah.
06:04But whatever.
06:06Here.
06:07Here, here, here.
06:07Oh.
06:08You're twisted.
06:12This is such a bitch to put on.
06:16Yeah, because it's fucking...
06:25Of course.
06:27And Kate, what's this obsession about this whole JoJo Siwa thing?
06:30Yeah, you were so rude to me.
06:31Like, I didn't know you were such a JoJo Siwa fan is what I meant.
06:33I don't even know who JoJo Siwa is.
06:35In the conversation I was having with Kate about JoJo Siwa, it did not come across rude
06:39whatsoever.
06:40JoJo Siwa, she broke because, fuck, she should be rich.
06:44She was torn.
06:45She was like a child.
06:46I don't know, because she did special forces.
06:48It was only 10 days of your life.
06:49You might get a crazy check from it, and you're putting your face back out there.
06:53She's made that up completely.
06:55I don't really want a person like that in the house.
06:58It's really nice to hear you speak so much.
07:00I wish we could also do that about other topics.
07:03I mean, it's not true.
07:04Maybe tomorrow.
07:05Maybe tomorrow.
07:06I'm always here.
07:06We're in the same house.
07:07What do you know about me?
07:09I've asked you so much.
07:10Matter of fact, I can tell you a lot.
07:11You started off working on yachts right out of college, and then you went on Below the Deck.
07:20What's the point?
07:20I'm already on the hit list.
07:21Leave me alone.
07:22Heading into tomorrow's Redemption Challenge, I give no fucks.
07:26New York.
07:28Do I want to stay?
07:29Sure.
07:30Do I also want to get the fuck out of here because I'm in a house full of lunatics?
07:36Also, yes.
07:38Professional wrestling would be an upgrade.
07:41It would have more dignity.
07:43Jack.
07:47If we were animals, which animal would be there?
07:51You were a swan.
07:53Oh my God, thank you.
07:54Aw.
07:54You were a camel.
07:56What was Tom?
07:57I was thinking some sort of reptile.
08:00Totally.
08:00Or, uh, you know, what's the guy from, uh, Monsters, Inc.?
08:04Yeah, the slithery one.
08:05The slimy, slithery one.
08:07Oh, my God.
08:07Oh, my God.
08:08Oh, my God.
08:08Randall.
08:08Randall.
08:09All you can turn is invisible?
08:10Oh, yeah.
08:11You think he's like Randall?
08:12Yeah.
08:13I don't know.
08:13You just give me Randall vibes.
08:14I don't know.
08:15Like, what the fuck, dude?
08:16The purple guy that can go invisible.
08:18Slithers around and it's like.
08:19And then he goes.
08:21Pops up.
08:21He's like.
08:22I've been a good guy.
08:23I've been a team player.
08:25You're the one being the fucking reptile, man.
08:28I might not be on the hit list, but Johnny, the damage has been done, man.
08:33I'm coming after your ass and your little right-hand bitch, Paul.
08:45Well, you know what?
08:46I'm glad I...
08:47Win the challenge, and if you don't win the challenge, let's rally the house to get you back in.
08:51I appreciate it.
08:52Okay?
08:52I'm going to try my best.
08:53I'm not going to fucking roll over and die because thing one and thing two put me in the fucking
08:57bottom.
08:57No.
08:58I'm determined to win this redemption challenge, and when I come back into this house...
09:04I'm fucking coming at them.
09:09Let the games begin.
09:12Good night.
09:22It's hot in here.
09:23Because usually we have it really cold.
09:26Yeah.
09:27It's hot in.
09:28So, did you feel like you took a lot of heat last night for unknown reasons?
09:32Yeah.
09:32Yeah, I didn't like that.
09:35I don't think I said it was Kate at all.
09:38I could tell.
09:38She goes, I don't think so either.
09:39I think it was cold.
09:40No, I appreciate you.
09:43You could come in here, New York.
09:45I don't know if she wanted to.
09:45This is my bedroom.
09:46You can come in here.
09:47I know I can come in here.
09:49Waking up in this house on the hit list, I feel like the whole entire world is against
09:54me.
09:54So, can't you really blame me for not wanting to see Drita coming around my bedroom this
10:00morning?
10:00I thought you were waiting because you don't want to film.
10:02For all I know, I'm giving two women time to talk.
10:05For all I know, she's pledging her loyalty to Kate right now.
10:09Of course I'm coming here.
10:10I don't do things on your quarter, girl.
10:12Get out of my room.
10:13Stop making a scene.
10:14Don't have a really aggressive fight.
10:17When I'm just laying here without washing my face, it's rude.
10:20Why are you getting defensive?
10:21Because I'm coming here and this is my bedroom.
10:23I was leaving anyway.
10:25Well, Drita, you want me to go home before you.
10:27You know you want me to leave.
10:29I never said a fucking word.
10:31Who said that?
10:32No, I want the truth.
10:34The one thing that gets on my nerves more than anything is the lies, the schemes, the
10:39bullshit.
10:40And the more you come at me and the more you want to fucking get busy with it, I'm there.
10:46I don't lie.
10:46If I wanted you to go home, I'd fucking say I want you to go home.
10:49You're a product of your environment.
10:51So if I act like a villain, it's really not my fault.
10:55Whoever fucking told New York I wanted her to go home, I want you in my fucking room.
11:00There it is.
11:01What a little fucking rat cunt said that.
11:03My favorite thing in this world is watching Drita pop off.
11:09And you don't know me when I get fucking nasty.
11:12It's like a beautiful classical song of expletives.
11:17Fuck out of here.
11:18Think I'm a pussy ass motherfucker.
11:20You got the wrong motherfucker.
11:22Think I'm fucking scared of any motherfucking body in this house.
11:25Fucking pussy ass chick motherfucker.
11:28Cunt.
11:29Think I give a fuck?
11:30A little fucking rat.
11:32Pussy ass motherfucker.
11:35Now I'm going to dress like a fucking hood rat.
11:37Because I'm in the mood to be one.
11:54I thought it was funny how Kate was trying to insult me by telling me that I'm from Love Island.
12:00I think Kate needs to get the fuck up out of here.
12:03Out of the three nominees, I want Kate to go home just because I don't want that type of energy
12:08in the house.
12:09And bro, I'm the supervillain.
12:12I'm really the one calling the shots.
12:14So I need her out of here.
12:16Who's the famous person she's talking about?
12:18JJ Seawall or whatever.
12:19Oh, JoJo Seawall.
12:20I genuinely don't know who JoJo Seawall is.
12:22Johnny likes to act like he's not fazed by much.
12:25She's like, if I was her, you know, and I made all that money, then I probably just wouldn't be
12:31doing reality.
12:32If he could calm down the ego just a little bit, he would be ten times hotter.
12:37She's like, you're being rude to me.
12:38I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about?
12:40What do you love about Johnny?
12:43Just that he's good looking.
12:47I thought the best one was the off-brand Drake.
12:50That one got you.
12:52That one stung.
12:53You know what I mean?
13:01Thoughts on the shirt?
13:02Don't worry, Paul.
13:03I will never dress anything like you.
13:07You're not fucking with this shirt?
13:10Hello, villain.
13:12I just woke up, guys.
13:13Please, here we go.
13:14It is time once again for another challenge.
13:17So go to the snake room.
13:19It'll all make sense soon.
13:21I'm ready for the challenge.
13:22Go meet you.
13:26What the fuck is that?
13:29Is this a glory hole?
13:31Oh, hi, villains.
13:31How are you?
13:32Come on in.
13:34Going into this challenge, I truly feel as nervous and delicate as stepping up to the doorstep
13:40of that first dick appointment that lost me my virginity.
13:45This might be the strangest redemption challenge yet.
13:47I feel like my cherry is being popped all over again.
13:50Welcome to the redemption challenge.
13:53Let's do it.
13:53Bring it on.
13:54The name of the challenge is Know Thy Enemy.
14:00Every great villain is a master at knowing their enemy, their strengths, their weaknesses,
14:05and obviously the relative shape of their faces.
14:08Here's how it all works.
14:10We're going to put all of the non-hit list villains in boxes where they can't be seen.
14:16Then, one at a time, the villains on the hit list will reach into those boxes and feel their faces.
14:23Yeah, it'll be great.
14:24Yeah.
14:25And feel their faces to try and identify who is who.
14:30In order to lock in your guesses, place the villain's puppet on top of the box that you think contains
14:36that villain's head.
14:37When you're confident in your choices, say, done.
14:42The player who identifies the most faces correctly wins.
14:45If there's a tie, whoever has the fastest time wins.
14:49Okay, hit list villains, here's a sentence I never thought I'd say before.
14:53Get ready to touch your way to redemption.
14:57All right, guys, you get out of here while we put them into these things.
15:01Before this morning, me and New York were good.
15:03But now, she got my blood pressure up, pissed me off.
15:07I hope she loses this redemption challenge.
15:09I want her out.
15:13Ready, set, face fondle.
15:19Wait, wait, okay.
15:20I'm going to take my time with you.
15:22I feel like this looks obviously a lady for Tom.
15:26We got some chin hairs.
15:29Every woman gets a couple straight hairs.
15:31Every woman.
15:32Is this a dude?
15:34This might be Tom.
15:37Okay, this is Tom, honey.
15:40Mm-hmm.
15:40I can feel his chin implant.
15:43This is Tom, this is Tom.
15:44Tom is an aging man who's trying to pass off as like a pubescent child.
15:48Oh, she's just this thin and creamy.
15:52Oh, oh, oh.
15:53I don't know if this is Drita or Christine,
15:57but I feel like there's a few villains in this house
16:00that are either skipping breakfast or lunch.
16:04It's like feed the children times 12.
16:07Oh, it's a small nose.
16:09But I feel an Adam's apple.
16:13This is John.
16:15These gloves are taking away some of the feeling.
16:20That's Christine.
16:21I guess I can never argue with a man
16:23who says it feels better without a glove.
16:26Okay.
16:26This is true.
16:28I'm going for it.
16:30Okay, this is Johnny.
16:32Just beheaded that person.
16:36Ah, what?
16:39That's Johnny.
16:41How many beards do we have?
16:43My wife has a beard.
16:45Oh my God, this is hard shit.
16:47It's a little bit harder for me to distinguish the girls
16:50than I thought it would be.
16:50I'm trying to feel for like the lip filler.
16:53Listen, honey, I'm not used to touching women's lips.
16:55Fuck.
16:56All right.
16:57That reminds me of my lower region.
17:00All right.
17:02Mm-hmm.
17:06This is fucking Tyson.
17:08I'm rushing.
17:09I'm feeling rushed.
17:10This is...
17:11I don't want my timing to be the reason that I lose.
17:13So may Jesus take the wheel.
17:14Shit, this is, um...
17:17The weirdest thing I've been a part of.
17:19This.
17:20Wait.
17:21Was I right?
17:22Let me see.
17:23Ah!
17:23I hope so!
17:28Christian.
17:30Oh, oh.
17:31He like to go down on popsicles.
17:34I feel like I'm in the game.
17:35I feel like I'm in the game.
17:37Gosh, I hope I'm right with this.
17:40Do I have time to switch it around again?
17:43Shit.
17:46Rita.
17:46Done.
17:47Done!
17:49Done.
17:51Okay.
17:53Woo.
17:54Some of you girls have beards.
17:55Get a better waxer.
17:57God damn it.
17:58This is hard, you guys.
18:00I'm a little bit nervous, but I probably mixed a few up, because if I had taken a little bit
18:05more time, I probably could have gotten it perfect, but I knew that having a quick time
18:10was also important.
18:12Whatever.
18:12It's math.
18:14Let's see how you did.
18:15First box is?
18:16I'm a girl.
18:17Oh, my God.
18:20New York and Kate, you got this right.
18:23Blaine, got it wrong.
18:24You got it.
18:28Congratulations.
18:29Everyone got this right.
18:30Oh, God!
18:31Number three.
18:34Congratulations.
18:35Everyone got Tom right.
18:37Okay.
18:41Congratulations.
18:42Everyone got this right.
18:45Three, two, one.
18:47Ah.
18:48No one got Christine right.
18:51I'm done.
18:52It's a wrap.
18:53It's Johnny.
18:55Congratulations.
18:56Everyone got Johnny right.
18:57Big surprise.
18:58At this point, everyone, Blaine Jane has two wrong.
19:01New York and Kate have one wrong.
19:03I'm done.
19:04It all comes down to this box.
19:06Damn.
19:07Oh.
19:09It's Trita.
19:10All three of you confused Christine and Trita.
19:13Where in hell do I feel like Christine?
19:16Do I have a tire in my fucking lip?
19:19No.
19:20Wow.
19:21Wow.
19:21Which means, Kate, New York, you are tied.
19:23Okay.
19:24It has to come down to time.
19:26One of you is 14 seconds faster than the other.
19:29That person will be getting off the hit list.
19:43All right.
19:44Congratulations.
19:47We work one.
19:48She went faster.
19:52Kate.
19:5514 seconds faster.
19:56You are off the hit list.
19:58I could tell by the looks on the faces when I won that perhaps I was the main one they
20:05wanted out.
20:06Good for you.
20:07So I feel a new sense of energy now that I'm seeking revenge.
20:13Sorry, New York and Blaine Jane.
20:15You are still in danger of being banished.
20:18This is really weird.
20:19Bye, guys.
20:21Bye, y'all.
20:22Eat it, Alan Cumming.
20:23The amount of squirming I'm about to watch, it's thrilling.
20:32Damn, I was really hoping Kate was at the bottom.
20:34I know.
20:34God, why did she win that?
20:36Fuck.
20:37I was going to send her ass home packing.
20:38I know, brother.
20:40RBF Kate is fucking demon over there.
20:44So, what are you guys thinking?
20:46I'm going to be honest with you.
20:48I think it's going to be our biggest competition on that side.
20:51I'm going to give Ashley a razor after this, and we're going to take care of her stubble.
20:55Not going to.
20:56She is.
20:57You think that Blaine's going to put y'all before Falken Dyson?
21:01It's tight with Dyson.
21:02I forget that.
21:03I forget that.
21:04So, ideally, Blaine goes home right now.
21:07Damn, it's just getting kind of shifty.
21:09It's only going to get shifty.
21:10But fuck you, Kate.
21:13Good job, guys.
21:16Ooh.
21:17Blaine is a huge competitor.
21:18I really hope my housemates know what they need to do.
21:22They're about to make us pack and everything grow.
21:25But I'm not going to grovel and plead for protection.
21:29I'm the HBIC.
21:30I don't lower myself.
21:32I'm not going to act like a commoner.
21:33Was it fun for you filling everyone up?
21:35It was definitely fun.
21:37Since we've been in this house, I haven't felt any man up like that.
21:42I've never dated, like, a reality TV person, you know?
21:44Yeah.
21:44I typically only like to date, like, supermodels.
21:50I just hope the girls in this house are on my back at the very least.
21:54Because New York has done this before, but this obviously, like, is so much more important to me to say
21:59than, like, it is for New York.
22:00These people are clamoring for money, for attention, which I am too, but it's more to me than just that.
22:07Like, growing up in a Russian-Jewish community where being a flamboyant gay boy was a big no-no is,
22:16you know, the biggest adversity that I've faced in my life.
22:18And I'm doing this to show him that, look at what we've become, you know, a strong fucking warrior.
22:25So I'm going to fight like hell to stay in this house, not just for me, but for that little
22:29kid.
22:29I need to say, like, over her, I'm sorry.
22:32And also, like, the person who left second last season was, like, some, like, old balding man.
22:38Richard Hatch, you nasty bastards and bitches!
22:42I don't think you should worry.
22:44You don't need some?
22:45No.
22:45Nah.
22:46I want Plane to stay.
22:47New York pissed me off this morning.
22:49Almost beat up the house because of her.
22:51So, duh, I'm going to banish New York.
22:53Are you bugging?
22:55My votes are easy.
22:58Moving forward, I think best case scenario, Plane goes home.
23:02Okay.
23:03Because New York is, like, kind of a floater and she's already butting his or Dorito.
23:06Yeah.
23:08All right, so cheeseburger sauce, all the condiments, bring that out.
23:13I'm in a house with a bunch of jerk-offs that can't cook, so cooking for me is part of
23:17my strategy.
23:18I mean, it's common fucking sense.
23:19You want to vote me out, you're going to starve to death.
23:25Thank you for cooking.
23:27I really appreciate it.
23:28Oh, you're welcome.
23:31Johnny, your burger's ready!
23:32Did Kate say what she wanted?
23:35Drita said that Johnny's burger is ready, I think.
23:38Well, you better go get him.
23:39I don't want to go get him.
23:41Why?
23:41I'm scared to go over there.
23:42It's just weird energy.
23:44Do you want a burger?
23:45If you don't, you guys are going to have to tell me what you just want.
23:48You got to come out because I'm not your fucking servant.
23:51Oh, yeah, I'm not doing that.
23:54I think Drita is playing this game by clogging everyone's arteries.
23:59That's not the hostess with the mostess.
24:01That's the hostess that needs an exorcism.
24:03My hips are wider than they were before I walked in here, and I don't like that.
24:07So even though I'm up on the hit list, I will not be sitting down dining to any more of
24:13Drita's meals.
24:13You're supposed to cook with love and understanding and care.
24:17This ain't Alcatraz.
24:24So it's Plain in New York, yeah.
24:26The three up there want Plain out.
24:29They do?
24:29Mm-hmm.
24:30But I really love Plain Jane.
24:32Yeah.
24:33It's hard.
24:34We got to find out where the numbers lie.
24:37Yeah.
24:37The fact that they were going to put me up on, like, elimination, that is, like, fucking insane.
24:43Yes.
24:43There's a lot of power flexing going on when it comes to Johnny and Paul, and everybody's just sort of
24:49cowering to them.
24:50But I don't trust them.
24:51The only person I trust is me.
25:01Oh, and Tyson.
25:07What they did to me was so fucked up.
25:09It was.
25:10And the fact that they still think you're with them after they ran you through that is crazy.
25:18Yeah.
25:18So I think we're in a good position.
25:20We can go any direction we want.
25:22I think I might throw a party.
25:24You should.
25:25It'll be good for morale.
25:26The people in this house, they don't know who I really am.
25:29The hostess with the mostess.
25:30Hey, did you have anything to do with that penis on the bed?
25:34I made a rocket ship.
25:36Have you ever seen one of these?
25:37Yes, it's a giant penis.
25:39That's right.
25:40I won.
25:41You wanted me gone.
25:42So guess what?
25:43I want to gloat and also force them to celebrate the fact that I'm safe.
25:48Every bed's going to have one, and that's how they know we're having a dick party.
25:52Cue the dicks.
25:54Oh, it's so cute.
25:55You get a dick.
25:56What a mess.
25:57You get a dick.
25:58Johnny feels like a good person today.
26:00You get a dick.
26:01You get a dick.
26:02Is that a penis?
26:03I'll blow that up.
26:04Ashley, calm down.
26:05If that's a penis, I'm good on it.
26:07He don't want no parts of this.
26:08I got my own.
26:09You're not confident in your sexuality.
26:11Can you at least find an outlet for the pump?
26:14Now that Kate is out of the running, it's just really my worst nightmare.
26:18I'm not in trouble.
26:19I'm in trouble.
26:20I'm in trouble.
26:21I'm saying, I really don't want to do it.
26:25I'll be on it.
26:26Kate, you would bring a whole bunch of dicks to a party.
26:29Uh, yeah.
26:30I'm looking at him.
26:34Okay.
26:40Now, do you want to do a performance?
26:43I'm going to have to do a little burlesque, aren't I?
26:46Okay, well, this, I'm, I'm very grateful because it's adding a little something to my party.
26:51Fantastic.
26:52I love this.
26:53It's a win-win.
26:53I know.
26:53And I count on your vote tomorrow, Kate.
26:55Well, let's just see how your performance goes.
26:57Yeah, okay.
27:01After that pollen plane meltdown at the Hit List ceremony, it's clear people are making alliances
27:07behind my back.
27:08Can I please just do my makeup, guys?
27:10Seriously, like, this is really annoying.
27:12And I am stressed, to say the least.
27:14I don't know what's going on, but I assure you, I will find out.
27:21Tomorrow, when we have to vote for banishment, who are you leaning towards, New Yorker plane?
27:25Excuse me.
27:25Oh, coming through.
27:26Excuse me.
27:27Don't mind me.
27:28I don't know.
27:29What potentially?
27:31It's putting everyone in a really weird spot right now.
27:35My vote isn't anyone else's business, but my own.
27:39So I'm keeping my cards really close to my chest, even if I don't know what those cards
27:45are.
27:46Right.
27:46Well, if you're here to give me information, I will take that.
27:50You don't feel comfortable sharing with me, huh?
27:52Hey.
27:54You don't?
27:54Hey.
27:55I don't even have a vote.
27:57Do you realize that?
27:59Yeah.
28:01So, I mean, if it comes down to, like, a tie, I think maybe it falls on me in Paul
28:05to, like, be the tiebreaker.
28:07Yeah, that's not how it works, actually.
28:08It works by time.
28:09So if there's a tiebreaker, Kate wins.
28:14What are you talking about?
28:15I'm talking about the vote.
28:16Oh, okay.
28:17What the hell do you think I'm talking about?
28:19Christine's not making sense about anything.
28:21You know, I was hoping me and Christine would maybe even flirt a little bit.
28:24I don't know, have a good conversation, but instead, I try my best to understand what
28:29you're saying, but you're just not being clear at all.
28:32Okay.
28:33She doesn't really know what's going on.
28:35I don't know how to vote.
28:37There's two and then one.
28:40I don't get it.
28:41Christine is just like, I feel like you want to tell me something, but you're like,
28:46I don't know.
28:48You don't know.
28:49I don't know who's behind the wheel of that car sometimes.
28:52I have no clue what's going on.
28:54There's no strategic conversations on our side of the house, that's for sure.
28:59I don't think she has her fingers on the pulse of the game.
29:03When I find out things, I'm just like, oh, wow.
29:06And people just take her as talking for just like talking.
29:10I'm throwing a small after party to celebrate because it's good for morale.
29:14You know.
29:18Excuse me?
29:19Right?
29:19I think Christine just wants attention.
29:21Did you come up here to talk about something?
29:24Not going to lie.
29:24I'm still shocked I'm here.
29:26Like, it's like.
29:41I want to get sausage.
29:45Oh, how did you make it so fast?
29:51Oh!
29:57Yay!
30:04Wow, you have a lot of facial hair for a woman.
30:08I take after you.
30:12Don't let Ashley steal your thunder.
30:14Oh, honey, I'm not done.
30:16My strategy is to put on a fabulous show tonight
30:18and hope and pray that the entertainment value
30:21that I bring to this house
30:22convinces everyone to let me stay.
30:25Now that everyone's gathered, I need to do my reveal.
30:29Can you help me lead everyone
30:30to the other side of the pool where you guys were?
30:33Because that's her grand finale.
30:35Okay.
30:36Wayne needs to dance for her survival,
30:39and that's great for me
30:41because my party needs entertainment.
30:50I'm playing the penis party clown,
30:52and I'm here to fuck you bitches up.
30:54This is my campaign, baby.
30:56Yay!
30:57The time has come for me to lip sync for my life.
31:01Except I can't because this show can't afford real music.
31:04Here she comes!
31:06Uh-oh, uh-oh!
31:07Oh!
31:09Oh, take it off, mama!
31:14Take it off!
31:16Oh, everybody!
31:20Live your dreams.
31:21Live your dreams.
31:22Careful, Paul.
31:23Seize the day!
31:24Seize the day!
31:25Oh, Jesus Christ.
31:27Oh!
31:27Jesus Christ.
31:32Oh!
31:36Oh!
31:38What the fuck kind of party is it?
31:40I don't know.
31:41Remind me not to get in the pool.
31:44I went upstairs, took a nap.
31:45I came outside.
31:46Nakedness.
31:47Plane looks like a big sea monster.
31:51A titty creature from the ocean.
31:55Come on!
31:56It is demented.
31:59Come on!
31:59Sausage fest!
32:01Ashley!
32:04Wow.
32:05Tits everywhere.
32:06The biggest tits you ever saw in your life.
32:08It was terrifying.
32:10Can we get a little ice spice?
32:14I'm so sorry, grandma.
32:15Please do not watch this show.
32:18Look!
32:27Okay, so what book did you read last?
32:29I don't know if you've heard of this book before.
32:31It's called The Dictionary by Webster.
32:35It's a good book.
32:36There's a lot of words in it.
32:38Why is your vocabulary not better?
32:40My vocabulary's great.
32:41What does diction mean?
32:43My diction's alright.
32:45I feel like I have pretty good diction.
32:47You want anything from the kitchen?
32:48No, are you going back down?
32:49Yeah.
32:49Do you want chips?
32:50No, I'm okay, thank you.
32:51Do you want crackers?
32:52No, but I would like some tea about whether you think
32:55Ashley's gonna try and fuck Johnny.
32:57Okay, I'm going to bed.
32:59Love you to death.
33:00You're gonna go to bed without me?
33:02Was he on her...
33:03She was riding his back?
33:05Topless.
33:06Fuck.
33:10Paul, she can't resist this thing, baby.
33:13Do y'all want me to leave?
33:15Or something?
33:16Is he gonna take her down once or twice?
33:18Ew.
33:19I don't know how those Lough Island people throw down.
33:23Where's Paul right now?
33:24Waiting to see where he's gonna be able to go to sleep at.
33:27Give me fucking earplugs, bro.
33:28I ain't listening to this bullshit.
33:30No, get out of here.
33:30I don't want to see this grab ass between my roommates.
33:33I don't want to be in the splash zone.
33:36God damn it.
33:38Where's my fucking eye goggles?
33:40I don't want to see or hear none of this bullshit.
33:51Shut up.
33:52I mean, y'all would want to have a good time with Johnny Middlebrooks, too, if you were
33:57stuck in a bedroom with them 24-7.
34:00You made me wanna...
34:02You made me wanna...
34:04You made me wanna...
34:04I'm sweet.
34:05You ready for battle now?
34:19I guess my beard doesn't stop me from getting a man.
34:28Oh, God.
34:29What have we done?
34:40Y'all putting me in the cuck bed?
34:42Do bad things to me.
35:00Uh, were you at the same party I was last night?
35:03No, I didn't attend.
35:05I stayed home.
35:05I felt like it was out of my range of morals.
35:09Your titties were out.
35:13So, how was last night?
35:16Yeah, I enjoyed myself last night.
35:18How you feeling, Ashley?
35:19I guess we had a good time last night.
35:22I guess so.
35:23I guess so.
35:25Do you think anyone else knows what happened?
35:28Did everyone see us make an owl?
35:30I thought it was pretty secretive.
35:34Can you take my contact out of my eyeball?
35:37I don't wanna think about it.
35:38Now I am thinking about it.
35:42Was that when it sounded like Ashley was getting stabbed?
35:46This is some cougar on cub action, honey,
35:49because I know Ashley is at least twice Johnny's age.
35:54Oh, definitely Johnny and Ashley were like for sure banging.
35:59What have I done?
36:04First of all, you look fab.
36:06So, so fab.
36:07Well, it, you know, I wasn't really certain what to wear.
36:09I need at least four votes to stay,
36:12and I'm pretty sure that I can count on Tyson and the girls,
36:15but I just wanna check in with the ladies to make sure.
36:19I'm a drag queen, honey.
36:20We don't play games.
36:21We pop puss.
36:22I need a majority vote.
36:24You are genuinely one of the few people that I have, like,
36:27genuinely connected with.
36:28Yeah, I have too.
36:30But also, like, that's why I was so confused
36:33when all that stuff was happening with, like, Paul,
36:35and I was like, was there alliances?
36:38Plane and I have an amazing connection,
36:40but I'm pretty sure that Plane and Paul
36:44and that whole side of the house is already working together.
36:47Plane's gonna be our biggest competition on that side.
36:50Ideally, Plane goes home right now.
36:52So maybe if I keep New York,
36:54I have a better chance of working with her.
36:56I don't feel as though I'm in an alliance.
36:58See, this is where I'm really confused.
37:00I don't, like...
37:04I don't know.
37:09You get that, right?
37:11Like...
37:11Hang on, hold up.
37:17What are you thinking?
37:18Are you voting to keep me, Christine?
37:20Because you better be.
37:20So you're...
37:22You're good with me.
37:23Okay.
37:23You are good with me.
37:24But don't let anyone else know that.
37:26Okay.
37:27I think I'm done talking to you.
37:28But I love you.
37:29Don't pull me out.
37:30No.
37:32So what?
37:33It's gonna be a split decision?
37:34No.
37:34I'm still in.
37:35Okay, cool.
37:36Either way, it doesn't matter.
37:37We have the numbers.
37:38We have it.
37:38Then I'm just gonna lay down.
37:39The people that have a vote tonight are Kate, Christine,
37:43Drita, Ashley, and me and Tom.
37:45Ashley's gonna vote to banish Plane
37:47because that's what Johnny and Paul want.
37:49But then Drita, after the blowup of New York,
37:51is definitely gonna banish New York.
37:54And Christine probably wants to keep Plane,
37:57which means Tom and I will get to decide
38:00who of those two actually leaves the house.
38:04Do you wanna do more competition-type shows?
38:07I just wanna expand my horizons,
38:09like, beyond just the world of Drag Race.
38:12Like, that's what I wanna do.
38:14So that's really, really good that you're here.
38:16I hope so.
38:16And everybody's gonna be so happy for you,
38:18all the queens.
38:20Man, I know you love the girls.
38:21I know you always support the girls.
38:22That's really why I wish it was anybody but us up.
38:25I'm like, you know?
38:27Tom's over there and stuff live.
38:28Oh, that's okay.
38:29I'm super political.
38:31You and I are choosing who goes home.
38:33What?
38:34Yeah.
38:35For real?
38:35Yeah, I guess.
38:37Meaning, like?
38:38Like, you and I in the middle.
38:41Oh.
38:41To me, it feels pretty normal to have all the power,
38:44but Tom, I bet, is riding so high.
38:47My T levels are rising.
38:49Really?
38:49Yeah.
38:50That's making my T levels rise.
38:53Which is making mine rise even more.
38:56My T levels are raising right now, dude.
39:03I just wanted to talk to you to see where your head is at.
39:07I'll tell you, for me, I'm not guaranteed loyalty to New York,
39:13because frankly, what does that do for my game?
39:19I just want to talk to the people that I hope strongly consider, like, having my back.
39:23I strongly, strongly am.
39:30I'm not really feeling good about this banishment.
39:33I'm Sam Plain talking to Kate, and it's making me paranoid,
39:37because Kate is such a fly-by-night.
39:40It has been a pleasure to be here in the house with you,
39:42and I'd be so happy if you stayed.
39:45Yeah.
39:49So, fuck you.
39:50What you said earlier really hurt my feelings.
39:53When you called my guest house an outhouse.
39:55Shit.
39:56You do that on purpose.
39:57My roommate hate me.
39:59Do you understand?
40:00She is leaving smudges.
40:02What is that tanning lotion you're using?
40:04You're not that tanning.
40:05Everything just all over the place.
40:06She hate me.
40:07She want me gone.
40:07I'm glad you're finally getting the hint.
40:09This is my roommate.
40:10Do you understand?
40:10You motherfuckers chose this spot where I'm sleeping.
40:14Drita, you're the rudest person in this house.
40:16I never heard nobody call me to a barbecue saying,
40:20I'm not your fucking servant.
40:21What the fuck do you want to eat?
40:23New York is popping off left and right,
40:24but I'm certainly not going to stop her,
40:26because firstly, I'm entertained.
40:27And secondly, honey, I'm going to let her dig her own grave here.
40:30I already know who you voting for.
40:32A plane feeling safe and good.
40:34That's why you power laying over here.
40:37I don't know what the hell's going on.
40:38You might as well land on the runway,
40:40because I know this is your landing strip.
40:42I hate all of these people.
40:44All of them.
40:46That broke my heart.
40:48It hurt my heart.
40:49Oh, my goodness.
41:06Are you crying?
41:12Do you have privacy?
41:14You said you hated me, so go.
41:16I was being sarcastic.
41:18The reason it's funny is because it's so not true.
41:21I've always been such a loner,
41:24and I think those emotions came about
41:27because I had to build such a bubble of protection,
41:30because for the most part,
41:33kids used to team up against me.
41:36So to this day, if something's bothering me,
41:39or if somebody's annoying me,
41:41I just feel really, really triggered,
41:42because the rest of the schoolyard
41:44would pick on me for being different,
41:46maybe looking different, sounding different.
41:49I was always, like, alienated.
41:52But I understand that today's...
41:55Well, what's done is done.
41:56I mean, at this point.
41:58And I used to feel so...
42:05It used to be so hard,
42:07because it was a constant picking on.
42:11Constant.
42:12But I knew, like, not to give in,
42:15like, to stay true to myself.
42:18Because when you know that's who you are,
42:23how else are you gonna be but yourself?
42:26This is me.
42:27This is my life.
42:29This ain't nothing.
42:32The hit list, it's a thing,
42:34but it's child's play compared to my life.
42:38You know what, New York?
42:39I'm actually flattered that you even care.
42:45I don't know which way tonight's banishment
42:48is gonna go.
42:49If I base it on my gut,
42:50it's gonna be a landslide for a plane to stay.
42:55But who cares?
42:56I'm gonna do what I want.
42:58I don't wanna be in this house of assholes
43:00without you.
43:02I want New York to stay.
43:04I love being roommates with you.
43:06I hope that we have many more nights
43:09of laying in bed not talking to each other.
43:11Should we have a safe word?
43:16Villains!
43:17What?
43:18It's time to get ready for the banishment ceremony.
43:23I'll get up in a second.
43:30Going into this banishment ceremony,
43:32I feel like I do have the majority on my side.
43:34I'm not ready to go home.
43:36This is my dream.
43:37And this is something that's really,
43:38really important for visibility,
43:40not just for myself, but for my community.
43:42Okay, everyone.
43:44Head through the bookcase.
43:45Just remember to open it first, you geniuses.
43:48No matter what,
43:50сейчас всю ночь,
43:52я королева.
44:05Right over here.
44:06Oh, hi, guys.
44:08Hey, Joel.
44:08Hey, Joel.
44:09Thank you for being here.
44:11Nice.
44:12Nice.
44:12Wow, gloves.
44:13Yeah.
44:13All right, Tom.
44:15Tyson, nice to see you.
44:16Okay.
44:18Villains,
44:18welcome back to the stronghold.
44:20New York, plain Jane.
44:22One of you will be banished from the house of villains
44:24and will miss out on a chance at $200,000.
44:28And I just want to say,
44:30if any gays are watching,
44:32this is not my fault.
44:34Listen, community,
44:35I know you're so upset tonight,
44:37but please, please do not flood Johnny's DMs
44:42with harsh messages,
44:44because I wouldn't want that.
44:48Johnny, you are the supervillain.
44:50Please, take your throne.
44:59Paul, you are the right hand of the supervillain.
45:02Please, sit on Johnny's lap
45:03and tell him what you want for Christmas.
45:06I mean, stand next to Johnny.
45:08Just stand next to him.
45:10New York, plain Jane,
45:11you are up for banishment,
45:13so please be careful,
45:14but take your chairs.
45:17There you go.
45:21Johnny, I know you're wearing evil gloves now.
45:24I am.
45:26That's what he used when he fists himself.
45:28Good God.
45:30Okay.
45:33Plain Jane, New York,
45:35it is time to make your final pleas.
45:37Plain Jane?
45:38Getting to know each and every one of you,
45:40you made me feel comfortable enough in my skin
45:43to lower my walls.
45:45You know, my uterine walls collapsed.
45:48I'm doing this for something beyond $200,000.
45:50I'm doing this for the little boy
45:52that was, you know, picked on
45:54for being different.
45:56All right, now.
45:56So, I implore you tonight, villains,
46:01please do not take my dream away from me.
46:04Oh, my gosh.
46:05Damn.
46:09That was beautifully said.
46:11I respect it, for real.
46:15New York, let her rip.
46:18Plain Jane has been a wonderful woman to me
46:21and the rest of the house because she's smart,
46:25and she has the ability to make it to the final.
46:30Do I?
46:31Not really.
46:33I had my chance at the $200,000 twice.
46:38I never know what's going on and the challenges.
46:41I'm just here because the house loves me.
46:44That's all I have.
46:45But Plain Jane?
46:47Oh, my goodness.
46:48She can take it home, y'all.
46:51So, it depends on how you want to work the cards.
46:55Well, guys, it is time to vote.
47:00Drita, you are up first.
47:02Please go to the voting booth.
47:06New York is very savvy.
47:08It's in her fucking name.
47:10And if these villains want to fall for this,
47:13they're really stupid.
47:17Does your ass fit in it?
47:18Just barely.
47:22New York?
47:23Yeah?
47:24How you doing?
47:25We've been here before.
47:26We've been here a few other times.
47:28This is very difficult for me for so many reasons.
47:33Tom?
47:34Johnny and Paul want us to vote.
47:37Plain Jane out.
47:40I'm torn because they are not to be trusted.
47:43They're both fucking liabilities.
47:45So, it could be the time to flip.
47:50It's time to say goodbye.
47:56All right, everyone.
47:57Votes are in.
47:59The second villain to be banished from the house with a vote of five to one is...
48:11Plain Jane.
48:17I hope all of these bitches fucking suffer.
48:20And I hope that they all get fucking yeast infections in their vaginas and pee holes.
48:25Rotting hell villains.
48:28All right, Johnny.
48:29Do your thing.
48:30See you later, bitches.
48:32Yeah, Plain.
48:33Kick rocks with your socks off.
48:35The sedalia sukins!
48:42They're idiots.
48:44I feel betrayed by Christine.
48:47I feel betrayed by Kate.
48:49I feel betrayed by Tyson.
48:50That really gagged me.
48:53And I hope you all rot in the depths of hell.
48:57AKA your respective fucking senior homes that you're headed to shortly after you leave this motherfucking house.
49:03You geriatric, wrinkly, botched fucks.
49:07Except for New York and Rita.
49:09Those two girls are lovely.
49:14Next, on House of Villains.
49:16Five to one.
49:17I didn't think it was going to be like that.
49:18It's just like a three-person podium of power and control over there.
49:23Mm-hmm.
49:25Grab your headphones and ball gags and let's play a game.
49:27Uh-huh.
49:30What?
49:30Bring the thing over here.
49:32Bring it to me.
49:33Uh-uh.
49:34It can't be obvious that I'm sabotaging.
49:36Tyson, there's little Easter eggs and heat plants.
49:40What do you have to offer me?
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