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00:07by the magic of technology the results of your votes have been transmitted to my tablet
00:13house of villains banishment tablet reveal the name
00:19hold on oh shit now it's uh yes i am now watching an episode of slow horses
00:30i don't know how i did that you'd be me too ashley this would be very strange porn uh all
00:34right there
00:35house of villains banishment tablet reveal the name in a vote of five to three
00:45the first villain to be banished from the house is oh my god joel you're killing me
00:55jackie oh no
01:00to the villains that didn't vote for me to stay you already starting off on the wrong foot because
01:05christine's your biggest threat you're keeping your competitor that's not playing the game
01:10this is insane jackie you're the lesser of two evils bye
01:24well there you have it everyone jackie just went home and this black swan has risen from the ashes
01:33all right is that a phoenix doesn't matter all right you guys good job you did great
01:38you voted somebody off you're all awful three people voted for christine if it was one of the
01:44boys who voted for christine i'm gonna be pissed because in an alliance you need to trust those
01:50numbers so we got to figure out which one of our numbers was lying so we can take off their
01:56head
02:02uh how you feel i feel good i mean as good as i can that was stressful you made it
02:08back
02:09what do you think happened to her back there i don't know the fact that we didn't hear anything was
02:13maybe worse she goes we're all reality tv stars go to die palm spring
02:20i'm not talking to anybody until i get a vodka and diet coke i'm just glad jackie had fun yesterday
02:27she goes if i was them i would never vote me out i did hesitate i did too
02:34tom kind of gives me weird vibes
02:38he made this handshake with jackie if i use them you already know all right and now tom is talking
02:46about how he almost voted for christine to go home he's supposed to be in my alliance i feel
02:51like i can't trust him so you got three people that voted against you dun dun dun
02:57do you think you know who they are i think there's one or two that i'm not certain about but
03:04i'll figure it out i have a pretty good idea new york for sure adrina and then there's one more
03:11kate or it could have been me i don't know even though i know she has a boyfriend i voted
03:15for
03:15christine to stay christine even though you said you had a boyfriend i've always said just because
03:19there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score me and christine could potentially work with each other
03:23and i didn't want to like throw that out i'll figure it out villains oh i knew it listen we're
03:32about to bring royalty into the next battle well royale okay i can't have you embarrassing me so
03:40i'm sending in some friends to help you dress especially paul can you make sure it's black or
03:47shiny here comes the royalty get dressed everybody i love it you get the pink flowers god help me i
03:54don't
03:55understand the costume i don't know what's happening but i like it it's bizarre all right i'm taking the
04:00pink it's my power color one of us are you need to get it and those two need to help
04:06you're right there's
04:07no scared game anymore all that like puppy dog like all of us are friends no i'm trying to beat
04:12these bitches asses get me down there in the hall i walked into this house went into work with like
04:19all girls like i do every season but none of these girls have done a reality competition so i mean
04:27i've
04:27got to work with game players maybe that's why i'm a villain i hate stupid people even if you have
04:33opportunity to win again win let's keep going but if not push it off to one of us we have
04:39to help
04:39each other whoever's in the league don't be a pussy i'm not a pussy i'm in because we have three
04:46people
04:46who didn't vote with us easy yeah yeah right if one of them wins who would run on you but
04:52if christine
04:52specifically wins and we haven't had a conversation with her she will definitely put me up she might not
04:57put anybody else because you guys all voted to keep her that's more the reason to try and win i
05:01have a
05:02pecking order for the five people in my alliance obviously i'm number one number two ashley paul i
05:08trust him and then tyson but i just kind of feel a little bit iffy with tom because he seems
05:13like a
05:14little bit like sketched out sometimes i think everyone just give their all
05:21is there anybody that you would do not want to see become super villain like the three that voted for
05:25me girl who's that third one i don't know who do you think i don't think the third person is
05:29johnny
05:30i don't think so either new york and drita voted against me the third vote i could see this being
05:37a bunch of people you voted for me and like yeah yeah that's what you're saying right somebody's lying
05:42in the house of villains maybe it was kate she does rumor new york i thought potentially it was you
05:48but i
05:48really like no i would give you like it really wasn't you no when things are going too smooth all
05:54you
05:54need in a house of villains is a little bit of doubt let's toss a wrench in the mix
06:03that's right i did it oops sorry guys and now everybody's name is being tossed around for this
06:10vote then it was johnny or ashley it was ashley i think it's paul really yeah technically i'm in this
06:18alliance but i'm tired of being a decoy or a pawn this third rogue boat is a perfect little ticking
06:25time bomb for anybody who gets a sniff of doubt
06:35villains report to the backyard for your next battle royale challenge we don't want to keep our
06:41guests waiting her meter is up in an hour and she can't afford another parking ticket
06:48oh thank you my lord what in the heavens is this we go into the backyard full tea spread
06:57bunch of tables everything points to like some type of tea party scenario the only thing that really
07:04throws me for a loop is joel take a seat guys take a seat
07:21you know what every victorian tea party needs a queen victoria
07:32the queen is back bitches oh snap hello villains queen victoria
07:40a baby
07:43god god i certainly remember miss vicky from last season she was running around the house annoying
07:51the out of everybody you have an evil laugh
07:53i don't want to be on the beach so glad that you're in my body and you can tell me
07:57when i get
07:58sick and don't what is your problem i don't want you in my space right now i don't want your
08:01energy i
08:02don't want to be around your energy camilla i loved every second of it and she said let them
08:07eat cake and we're certainly eating it all up victoria you are the guest so please do the honors
08:12the name of the challenge is toxic tea party
08:18this game will be played in rounds at the beginning of each round you'll put on blindfolds
08:24i will then blast music from this state-of-the-art music player making it impossible for you to either
08:29see or hear what's happening victoria will wander the room tap one of you on the shoulder and hand
08:36you a cup of toxic tea whoever gets tapped will place the tea in front of the villain they would
08:43like
08:43to poison aka eliminate from this game then the tea giver will return to their seat and put their
08:52blindfold back on i will then tell you to remove your blindfolds if you see the tea in front of
08:58you
08:58that means someone wants you out your job is to figure out who if you guess correctly the person
09:06who served you the tea must drink it themselves and die a horrible tragic death but if you're wrong
09:13you must drink the tea and die a horrible day and you must go to hell also known as inside
09:23of the house
09:23we'll play until there's one villain left and that villain will become the super villain look at the
09:30way their dress is like yeah and if it changes
09:35this challenge is all about studying how to look at the dresses and pay attention to what's going on
09:39in front of you because i'll just look up and be like oh your dress moved the order of victorious
09:45choices have been predetermined by random draw so don't get mad at me yeah don't get mad at her
09:51you guys ready to play let's do it the house is basically split in half i'm thinking to myself if
09:56you're with me you better be putting it on the other fives table one of us needs to win super
10:01villain today put on your blindfolds is this how ray charles be feeling
10:12all right everyone put on your blindfolds here comes the music
10:32my main strategy is literally to last as long as i can until i'm certain that someone i trust will
10:39win
10:40super villain it was easy for me to just put it on drita hopefully i can skirt by
10:49blindfolds off
10:56scumbag crap motherfuckers all right
10:59i have the best instincts i could read through people i could feel things i am good like that
11:06you are right next to me so that would be very very smart which you are very smart
11:13i'm gonna say it was you wow i'm sorry you were wrong drita you have to drink the toxic tea
11:24and die
11:27what's up johnny you're on our way out
11:30fucking bullshit where do i go now go to hell drita
11:35if anybody's like you're an idiot i'm an idiot that's the tea and by the way forget tea i don't
11:42want to talk about tea tea you guys ready for round two blindfolds on
11:51i really want to win this challenge so my strategy is to think who would want you out of the
11:59game
12:00blindfolds off oh god damn it listen if you watch me on big brother you know i lost the goddamn
12:06show
12:07twice i know people love to see me in second place poison meets third paul you got the tea who
12:14do you
12:14think it is kate you know about ships do you not like pirates love them cannonballs yes this game
12:23sort of tests people's poker face oh i have a great poker face it's also the same as my laughing
12:30face
12:31my sad face my normal face this is so good
12:40by me putting that poison in front of tyson i think that that communicates to the other side
12:45of the house maybe him and tyson aren't as tight as i think they are revenge-ish
12:54you're wrong goodbye paul
13:04that was good blindfolds on
13:15walking around i look at christine i don't need her right now
13:21blindfolds off oh that's me i'm going to guess kate christine i'm sorry you were wrong
13:28choke on it with every round no people that are not with my alliance are dropping out
13:37i think it was you wrong go to hell please
13:47all right it's a man in the mist the liar that i know that you are you're not right
14:00oh my girl that was a good one
14:04that was a good one
14:05go to hell new york
14:05fuck you
14:12i'm dead oh my gosh
14:16i see miss tom and i think that magnetic implant edition has like some sort of gravitational pull
14:22on me
14:22fuck you tom drink the fucking poison
14:25masks off
14:27oh shit
14:32you lordship
14:33is it you you're my one true love
14:36i think it was you
14:37i would never do such a thing to you
14:40tom yes
14:41yes you are right
14:42i will drink this poison but know this
14:47i will come back and haunt you in the afterlife
14:50and i will ride your pathetic cock to your grave
14:54be gone
15:08now that is a death plain jane please crawl to hell
15:13here we go
15:17i am so excited these are all my alliance members
15:22but i don't trust tom as much as i trust the other two boys
15:28blindfolds off
15:35two people are making eye contact with me and one is not who is that that's ashley
15:44no obvious as
15:47fuck
15:50see ashley go to hell
15:52and that's her karma for getting new york out
15:54this battle royale challenge is showing me what i'm capable of
15:58i'm kind of pissed that this is a boys game right now because tyson was super villain last week and
16:02now it's going to be another boy here comes the music
16:09i do not want to be super villain this early i don't want that responsibility i want johnny to be
16:16super villain being close to the super villain is the best place to be blindfolds off oh here it is
16:24i don't want to be super villainy
16:2850 50.
16:34tyson
16:38you're right
16:39i'm right
16:41me and johnny are connecting tyson's right there as well there's no way they hook me up on the hit
16:47list
16:47tom please go to hell
16:57bravo tom tmz is going to be very excited about your death
17:02tyson and johnny since you're the last two please come to the center table
17:06we have reached the classic tea party themed reality show deadlock
17:11the final cup you now have one minute to decide who will drink the tea and join their fellow
17:17villains in hell if neither of you drinks the tea before the time is up you both die and the
17:23last
17:23villain to be eliminated tom will be resurrected from the pit of hell and he will become super
17:29villain you have one minute to decide who is super villain
17:33what i'm thinking of is do i want to be it or allow tom to be it i still feel
17:40like i'd be safe
17:41if tom was super villain you could also use it as leverage so you gave it to him yeah tyson
17:47i know
17:47he doesn't want it and to be honest my trust is kind of so-so with tom 30 seconds left
17:53we're on
17:54the same page but pages turn if you want to be super villain i'll drink it right now someone's got
17:59a drink tell me drink it you want to be it do it okay tyson you've just killed yourself bravo
18:10tyson is
18:11now dead congratulations johnny you are the super villain there's no telling the waves that i'm going
18:17to cause with my decisions i'm going to create some enemies let people know exactly how i feel
18:22and i'm not timid guys congratulate johnny he won the battle royale and he is your new super villain
18:31tomorrow johnny you will leave the house for a reward please select the two villains you would
18:36like to go along with you oh man drita oh i love him i adore johnny johnny winning is great
18:46for me
18:47he's one of my friends in the house so i mean i'm happy
18:56tom hell yeah tom we need to develop some sort of trust that we can have a conversation and build
19:02some trust based off of my gift of this reward to you johnny drita and tom tomorrow you will get
19:08to go
19:09on what i'm sure will be a cost-efficient outing the rest of you maybe you can order pizza or
19:16something
19:16i'll send you my favorite pie how does that sound the hit list nominations are going to be very soon
19:21if you'll excuse me i will not have to relax you don't have to do what you want okay but
19:28don't
19:28tell me you can do what you want okay i am okay this is me this is what i'm doing
19:32i don't give a
19:33fuck how about that okay like you told me to go to hell you go to hell all right yo
19:37calm down i was just
19:39quoting joe he's been saying that to everyone leaving go to hell go to hell go to hell my friend
19:44my first
19:4530 seconds of supervillain and you're already picking a fight with me like what are you doing
19:57really good job like i couldn't read you hello oh this is your room queen victoria hello
20:05the sex great work nice to meet you nice to meet you too you did great too thank you i
20:10actually love
20:10your show oh thank you yeah like when you were going through it like i really felt for you and
20:15like i think thank you it was so up like no one deserves that though well no but no one
20:22had your
20:22side like uh uh yeah yeah it's brutal yeah i mean i went through it too with bachelor nation i'm
20:30sure you
20:31did i'm sure you did from what i've been through i can always sympathize a little bit with people being
20:36hated and getting attacked but you know what fucking queen victoria let's go mingle
20:44you're so good i i love no i really really love you i really on your show no tree dude
20:52i was feeling
20:53so comfortable that it's johnny i think i honestly i don't feel no to be honest because i'm not really
21:00that
21:00buddy buddy with him being a flamboyant gay boy it's a little bit harder for me to connect with
21:07super like macho butch straight men i think i might have to talk to him i might have to ultimately
21:14there
21:14came a point in my life where i realized that i could either keep being that insecure repressed scared
21:22individual or i could choose to live my life let my light shine and burst out of me because baby
21:31i'm a
21:31firework i don't really want to like campaign to not be on the hit list but like if it does
21:37end up
21:37happening then i will unfortunately have to you know just make a scene oh i will i know you will
21:44bye
21:44good luck tomorrow good night queen tiffany bye okay goodbye guys do i walk out this door or does it
21:54matter oh congratulations this is exciting man i'm a good one i promise more of an anti-hero oh good
22:00i'll admit it i thought next on the chopping block is love island boy with the muscles however he won
22:07super villain and he's the evil quiet type that could be bad for me i'm gonna get out of the
22:13stress
22:13good night kate i wanted to give my fight for if it's four of us right a four pack's all
22:22it takes
22:23to get to the final hours of this game our odds will always be in our favor hello
22:42if anyone should be worried in this house new york and most definitely kate playing with someone
22:49like kate it's hard to read her it seems like she literally does not give a about anything and that's
22:54dangerous person to not have on your side i got to get to bed i am exhausted me too dude
23:02hey baby my phone was on do not disturb i didn't know you were facetiming me
23:07had another conversation with tom telling me and tyson he's worried about you
23:12motherfucker what i'm curious right now who the third vote was for christine to go home
23:18i think it's paul really yeah you think i want to fucking stir the pot bugging and i have no
23:26doubt
23:26in my heart that i can trust you tom is right i voted for christine to go home and that's
23:32the
23:32fucking problem but maybe i can convince johnny to put tom up i'm telling you guys right now
23:37he's a snake absolutely period as a strategy allow him to continue to feel like he's within the inner
23:45circle smart oh my god there's an espresso machine here this can't be that hard i'm gonna jump in the
24:05shower i didn't know if you needed to take a dump or anything all right jackie you're ready for your
24:11close-up i'll get on a private jet and i'll fly the up out of here you got it apple
24:19tango bravo
24:20clear for takeoff clear
24:30good morning good morning how are you i'm good you coming down to do you like this breakfast how do
24:35you
24:35feel like i do paul has been an ally and a friend you know i feel like that's a little
24:39packed where we
24:40have each other's backs in the game it's so cool paul is like my weird like alternative armenian uncle
24:47and you know what i'm kind of here for it give me the lore behind the hamburger slippers um i
24:52have
24:52a song out called burger finger shut the up this is gonna get very interesting i'm definitely not
24:58scared to throw people down yeah and i'm gonna have to come up with some real reasons as to why
25:02i'm
25:02putting those people down yeah like for you you coming here with a boyfriend that might be a reason
25:09johnny was hoping for a showmance but for me it's definitely gonna be a no man's she's the only
25:14girl in the house that i have eyes for so she's gotta leave i just hope he doesn't use it
25:19against me
25:20and put me up on the hit list trust me i thought about it yeah yeah
25:28hey new york do you think that you're the lucy or you're the ethel of us i would be fred
25:35he was so
25:36healthy and round bellied and he just was funny you could you want to be carter honey i'm home exactly
25:46let's go to dinner well i got a whole bunch of sardines and water you drain the water put them
25:52on
25:52a saucer and then put you some mustard on top i'm gonna need you to write that recipe down for
25:56me
25:56yeah i'll call it lucy and ethel sardines with mustard
26:03hey i'm not interrupting an important conversation by any means
26:06no i'm gonna get proper how are you i'm right but i did want to talk to you actually the
26:11vote
26:12thing do you remember that yes i know i know what you're saying to you i keep hearing your name
26:16and
26:16my name and i'm like hello who is doing that i don't think that you like voted and are lying
26:22about
26:22your vote my guess for who felt the most weird with their answers and cagey like maybe maybe not
26:29i mean literally verbatim that's what johnny said i have a pretty good idea new york for sure
26:33or it could have been me i don't know honestly this is so weird johnny he got real weird with
26:41me
26:41because i was talking about jojo siwa what's this i heard about jojo siwa are you serious yeah
26:49i'm just sitting at the dinner table with ashley and johnny your makeup looks so good well thank
26:54you so much and we're talking about different competition reality shows because you know we're
26:59on one fucking zendaya did dancing with the stars wow i said jojo siwa she broke because
27:06fuck she should be rich she was towards she was like a child i don't know because she did special
27:11forces she'd do really bad she had to carry tom sandoval across like a desert that's all i was saying
27:16and that's when johnny said to me also people get paid different people on shows oh no no no i
27:24know
27:24that that's not what i meant what i meant was if i had been jojo siwa i never would have
27:29done special
27:29forces he goes there's only 10 days of your life you might get a crazy check from it and you're
27:34putting
27:35your face back out there he just kept correcting me and it's not even about that it's the fact that
27:39he
27:39is mansplaining to me and he was wrong and that's what happened with jojo siwa would anybody here be
27:46offended if i said i'm a little surprised that she didn't win no can i talk to you for five
27:55minutes yes you can absolutely i wanted to have a one-on-one with johnny because i did kind of
28:01go in
28:01a little bit it's like a little bit of damage control i did want to come to you and tell
28:06you
28:06why i got so aggressive with you when you said go to hell new york it triggered me i thought
28:12those
28:12was fighting words i didn't mean to do that johnny i'm so sorry well i think i think it's very
28:18big of
28:18you to even have this conversation with me i just wanted to make good with you before you make your
28:23selection and i do appreciate it but it's definitely going to be something i have to think about
28:27thank you so much for hearing me out of course you know don't be too worried you know i try
28:32not to
28:32yeah i appreciate you finally everybody's going near the pool it's like luke more oh look he has
28:42a guitar are you telling me tom's a fucking singer i can't deal with this house
28:50daddy yo i want to talk to you yes do you now yes i do like honestly it's generally harder
28:58for me to
28:58like connect with straight men because you know my experience growing up was that i did not get
29:04along with guys like you yeah a lot of drag queens don't get opportunities like this so i'm really
29:10really grateful to be here i just want to stay here and showcase what i do and showcase my personality
29:15and be here for as long as i can so if you were to not put me on the hit
29:21list
29:22if it would come down to the grand prize i would have no issue voting if i was out of
29:29the house
29:29voting for somebody like you because you didn't do me dirty yeah plain is the first person that has
29:35offered a jury vote to me and that sounds pretty good to me that is my sales pitch to you
29:42i will
29:42definitely do it thank you so much yeah that's it thank you
29:50i just had combo with jay what she's saying to me is just like very very uh genuine and it's
29:57making me think there's other people let me tell you that if i was super villain i would put tom
30:04up
30:04there it's too early though yeah remember how tyson said yo i think i have to put you up as
30:11a decoy
30:12you can win your way back in but then also if you don't win that you also have our votes
30:18to back
30:18you up cool so what if because if tom is a real one tom is a real one what's your
30:25excuse bro because
30:26i did that if he's locked in with us he won't squirm this might be the perfect plan tom if
30:32you go home
30:33good riddance but if you stay you prove to the alliance that you're worthy of our protection
30:39this is house of villains let the villains come out and play
31:01hi boys don't don't mind me i'm just i'm gonna clean is this like a normal just day or is
31:07it like uh
31:08you know i wanted to do something nice for the house after my conversation with johnny last night
31:12i don't think i'm completely out of the water when it comes to being put up on the hit list
31:17so i just
31:18want to please him and tease him and make sure i do right by miss johnny for sure don't mind
31:24me honey
31:25there's a little skid mark on it johnny trita and tom it's time for your reward and like everything in
31:32this show it's related to fine art the suvs are waiting for you out front are you upset you weren't
31:39invited today tyler my name's tyson
31:45i'm sorry i'm losing my mind yay i'm so happy we leave the house i'm gonna sit back and enjoy
31:53every minute of this reward you know you guys taking us 40 minutes out of the way just to get
31:57something because that will not be cool i am so happy i'm like a little kid like god knows what
32:02i'm gonna do they're taking us to a warehouse to whack us here we go what are we doing hello
32:08welcome
32:09to shot of art i hope you are ready to get a little bit messy oh you guys are actually
32:15going to wear
32:15these for us it's like a hazmat suit where am i and this does not look like a reward and
32:22we are
32:22going to head all the way in the dungeon this is our splatter room
32:29what is it that drita hates a mess this is exciting i left the crazy house to come to a
32:36crazy house
32:36you guys go ahead and start have some fun oh my gosh are you kidding me grow up i don't
32:42create art
32:43i simply ask the canvas which colors it would like and wear the white wall never painted it's
32:51like a birthday never celebrated what the fuck yes they're not mistakes they're happy accidents i feel
33:01it yes yes oh can we go downstairs just don't yell at anybody till i get down there okay that
33:11i can make
33:18a promise do we have a butler all right new york can you answer the door please i'm about to
33:24let me see
33:24who this is thank you mama what is going on oh my gosh it's the pizza girl oh pizza
33:34joel michael really maybe you can order pizza or something i'll send you my favorite pie how does that
33:40it's out new york you got pizza for us i don't know there's the trick
33:47hold on hold on before you guys start opening okay it's pizza it does smell like pizza it's
33:54fucking pizza we open it like oh hello hold on hold on hold on you open the pizza and found
34:02a purple hand
34:03pin that sucker on this cheap trinket makes you the right hand of the super villain
34:08when they return from their reward let them know you'll be making this week's hit list nominations
34:15together together that means you have to agree on who goes up because you are safe from elimination
34:21you will not have a vote at the next banishment ceremony enjoy the pizza and the power joel i think
34:28it's yours you opened it i don't know you opened it tyson and i immediately grab it oh oh i'm
34:37okay
34:38that i didn't get the hand because with this power comes so much shenanigans take it oh you opened the
34:46box paul it's yours i don't want the power i already feel safe with johnny giving paul this right hand
34:53advantage this is my little token of like i trust you i want you to have this give me a
35:00nipple
35:00piercing oh wait no please go okay yeah okay i'm put in a very interesting position i can't quite tell
35:07if this a good thing or a bad thing it kind of sucks that i can't vote but maybe this
35:12is a chance for me to
35:13take a real shot at someone you guys want to start kissing my ass or you guys go ahead and
35:21take a
35:21seat don't forget your berets i have some cute little snacks these are banging i am really excited
35:28i know johnny could have had anybody so i with johnny johnny with me it's just it's like the best
35:34place to be right now i have to say you guys being picked was not random i'm worried about drawing
35:39a
35:40line in the sand in the house i don't want to be too direct in my approach with the people
35:44that i
35:45send down tonight so tom i wanted to throwing you down as a nomination but knowing that i have your
35:52back
35:52and make sure 100 you will not go home i am so taken aback i feel like completely stabbed in
36:02the
36:02back you are going to have a say in this that's funny it's funny yeah but what are the votes
36:08going
36:08to be the same you think about what we were talking about last night oh that means i can't vote
36:13that means you can't vote so we lost another number you might not be able to put tom down there
36:20no no no no bro nobody likes tom yeah i just i mean i think there's people that you could
36:26put on
36:27there that you could do the same thing with why not you um because there's still a chance i could
36:35go
36:35home there's not but there is why who would you think would vote you out who would vote you out
36:40tyson
36:40definitely not voting you out paul paul right and andrita and if you can give him your words so he
36:49can feel more comfortable and this is not a sad thing i hope you see that tom looks emotional right
36:55now like hurt it showed me that johnny and tom have a much closer relationship than i ever thought
37:02like alliance there is a reason why tom is so shocked i'm coming back from this super villain
37:07shit with smoke on my back i could say you tom you're going down and you could be scared for
37:13your
37:13life and i could do everything i can to make sure you get the out of here but i'm not
37:17i'm trying to create
37:17trust there is absolutely no logical reason to risk putting me up unless you were okay with getting
37:27rid of me it doesn't matter what he says to me it just tells me he wants me out
37:36you walk back into this show here we go
37:43oh do you guys go shopping paintball we created arts but why do you guys have paint all over your
37:49face we could paint each other oh that's cute i gotta wash my face what did y'all do while
37:54we're
37:55going we got pizza what the fuck does this mean i am your co-pilot super villain this week the
38:05right
38:06hand of the super oh yeah i'm i'm the super i'm your right hand man so you and i really
38:11no way have
38:12equal power and we have to come to an agreement on who gets nominated this week but also i don't
38:21have a
38:21vote oh shit i do not trust paul at all it's obvious he fucking changed his vote that does
38:29not make me feel comfortable he's full of shit so wait what's happening you're the boss he's the
38:34under boss i'm the henchman how did you get this shit i opened a fucking box of pizza you think
38:38i did
38:38something no the fucking lever i opened the pizza i'm the fucking is that for real i'm dead ass
38:46is pizza down there yeah i've been supervillain for a little over a day now and i had everything
38:52figured out my gut's been telling me to nominate tom with two other people yo uh right hand man yes
38:58i'm gonna go have a conversation sir yes sir let's go let's do it the problem with this is i
39:02needed paul's
39:03vote to guarantee tom's safety so now that paul's out of the equation i can't guarantee tom's safety
39:09ah but at the same time i don't want to draw a line in the sand and show the rest
39:13of the house
39:14that i have an alliance we have to go back to the drawing board he's fucking putting me up for
39:19elimination as a pawn why is he doing that he thinks it's like some fucking like kaiser soze
39:25fucking role but like dude the math breaks down as soon as i fucking start and he's like well dude
39:29you're fucking questioning it makes me worried and i'm like dude what do you mean it makes no
39:33fucking sense yeah he has a way out without pissing people off and i'm telling you right now i don't
39:40trust it you have to talk to paul and be so cool with paul johnny wants to put tom up
39:45but i don't
39:46want tom going home if tom goes up we have sketchy numbers at best because paul lost his vote and
39:53johnny doesn't have a vote what the dude exactly the
39:57fuck can i watch you can you watch me pee yeah yes please okay i need somebody watching my back
40:07i got you oh god i have pain up my nose these people they're trying to kill me
40:17how are you feeling please don't put me in the bottom three it's it's the chances of me getting
40:23out of it now that you can't vote are fucking oh like it's i don't think so bro dude i
40:28think you're
40:29really okay ashley and tyson that's all that's left out of our fucking alliance plain jane votes is a
40:34question mark right now why don't we get rid of a question mark vote that's the dilemma for me bro
40:40look i want tom to go home he's not a pawn he is the target because he's telling people i
40:46voted for
40:46christine to leave but like johnny keeps going back and forth i need to be glued to this man and
40:51continue
40:52whispering in his ear take the shot at tom all right please let us finish this conversation i hear
40:59you i hear you all right sure then i spell it out for them very clearly and they're still debating
41:06on
41:06whether to put me up and guess what they have lost me i'm gonna tell you straight up if we
41:13put plain
41:13jane up we are fucking hard game up to say it is there's no way i'm doing that bro i
41:19don't want to
41:19throw down plain either it's getting a little complicated for me plain is the only person to
41:23offer me jury vote at the end so do i pull the trigger now and put tom in the bottom
41:29three and
41:29potentially see him go home i have a lot to think about we might not be able to bring
41:35villains it's time to get ready for your hit list nominations johnny wash your face paul i think that
41:41crap on your body is permanent let's get ready okay i don't think i'm using this right to be honest
41:49it smells good you look amazing by the way thank you after the conversations that we've had i don't
41:56really feel like i'm in danger of being put on the hit list and if i am put on the
42:01hit list i'll be shocked
42:02and i will go berserk which is why i'm in my riot gear you like what you see i'm a
42:10little social
42:10bandit i'm ready to go to war for the cause of villainy my eyes are down here
42:20how are you feeling you look a little pensive i'm just you know awaiting my decision i started sweating
42:26when you said that you should we have to make a game time decision god damn i can't talk
42:33you nervous no it's my grill sometimes like it's just so i like slur certain words
42:41everyone it's time for your hit list nominations open sesame
42:47it's not a comfortable situation to be in right now when you have to switch up last minute
42:50and i gotta make decisions that are gonna best help my game and i feel like honestly what i'm about
42:55to
42:55do tonight is what's best for me hello villains
43:15welcome to your hit list nominations oh my goodness yes plain jane i see that you're wearing something
43:23from the pussy riot collection johnny you are the super villain take your seat
43:30the power is now in your creatine covered hands one of those hands though is no longer yours
43:37it's now owned by a guy who works at a carnival paul take your spot next to johnny you are
43:44the right
43:44hand of the super villain here's how the advantage works the super villain and the right hand need to
43:51agree on all the hit list nominations so if you get put up know that both of these villains want
43:57you
43:58out like the super villain the right hand will not vote at the banishment ceremony paul johnny how was
44:05working together to come up with the nominations i had a lot of time to think and basically got
44:11blindsided by my right hand and we were kind of deliberating and it was just it was a difficult
44:16conversation i did not assume this role would be bestowed upon me so i've only tried to accept it
44:22with as much grace as possible all right paul you're a weirdo so johnny and paul have you come to
44:28a
44:28mutual decision we have great who are you going to piss off first and why this person does not know
44:35how
44:35to keep a lid on it the second i was bestowed all this power this person had a stupid ass
44:40decision to
44:41yell at me so because of that tiffany will be the first nominee you put this upon yourself and you
44:48know it i just knew that i was going to be put up i feel like i put myself on
44:54the chopping block and
44:55i think i really messed up york joel is there anything you'd like to say in reply i don't know
45:01why aquaman
45:03and the wannabe captain hook are so upset with me we could have worked this out well tiffany don't use
45:10my government name you call me new york johnny and paul who is the second villain you want to
45:16nominate the second villain i can't really get a read on you know i walked around a corner one time
45:21it almost seemed like they were spying on me so this is why i'm going to be voting for uh
45:25kate for
45:26the second nominee johnny accuses me of spying on him we're in a house with cameras and no doors
45:32i wasn't spying on you i was just walking by kate is there anything you'd like to say in reply
45:37i don't think it's for whatever made up reasons you just said they weren't made up okay my turn
45:43i'm expecting this because before you were super villain you were so rude to me when i talked about
45:49jojo siwa going from being a touring artist to shitting in a hole next to tom sandoval no offense tom
45:57can we get jojo siwa next year is the question i don't think we can afford her
46:02you see where you're standing i'm glad you're super villain you belong here love island there's
46:07no dialogue that's where you thrive johnny and paul who is the final villain for the hit list
46:14this one was very difficult for paul and i to come to terms with and i'm still struggling with
46:20it right now if you put me on that hit list you're it took a while to develop some
46:26sort of a relationship with this person because of that i'm going to go with plain jane
46:37that's okay plain jane going up is so bad it is so not the right move but how do you
46:42tell a cocky
46:43testosterone man that they don't know what the they're talking about i wish i could say i was
46:47surprised but i'm not i thought that after the very real conversations that me and you had
46:53that you know i could put my trust in you but i should have known better than to trust a
46:57low
46:57budget drake impersonator you think you look hot your upper body is way bigger than your
47:03legs you've been skipping leg day you look like a refrigerator on stilts paul it's shocking
47:09to me that you would put me here i thought that we had a thing considering i've been such a
47:13good
47:13friend to you we did this before i got this shit if you want to get loud
47:19you're heavy metal death cult aesthetic is all to disguise the fact that you're a little
47:24bitch you're okay hold on hold on plain jane you're heavy metal no no no no no no i'm not
47:30listening to you you don't get to speak okay you're a liar period you disgust me you're
47:34idiot you're the one wearing a mask never leech off of my success bitch you leech never
47:42top that traitors i feel really betrayed by paul right hand of the super villain you share the
47:49responsibility paul didn't put his foot down and i don't fucking trust him anymore new york kate and
47:55plain jane tomorrow you'll compete to get removed from the hit list during the redemption challenge
48:01when we return to this room one of these three will be banished from the house and will lose out
48:07on their chance to win 200 000 now let's forget all the hurtful things that were said tonight and
48:13head back to the house for a light breezy evening of continuing these shouted arguments this is going
48:20to light the biggest fire out under my ass to win that redemption challenge and return into this house
48:25because i'm here to show these people that i'm not just gonna roll over and die when i come back
48:31into
48:31this house they better run coming up this season on house of villains i hate this house i love this
48:43house i'm going crazy this is house of villains correctional facility we have to stick together
48:50because if not we're going down i feel like you're the only person i can trust this man need to
48:54be out
48:54of this house i'm just gonna make that be known the girls are fighting you guys haven't seen the
49:00show have you i don't give a right now oh my god almost lost my life and possessed and i
49:09have tried
49:10many times to get this demon out of my body i like a man weak trembling at their knees oh
49:16my god i'm
49:17gonna have to murder him something tells me he likes a little finger in the booty hole who doesn't
49:22my t-level is raging right now dude oh my god oh they're squirting hit that man hit it like
49:31you
49:32mean it oh we love a fast screw where's the balloon drop in my eye i feel like i'm home
49:38nobody
49:40with mama's screen time this villain is too much for me i'm not about to ruin your mama mia pizza
49:45hello
49:45dylan okay bro okay bro bro you're as dumb as you look i kind of look like an
49:52asshole what are you bugging i feel just like michelle obama i swear
50:01you hate me you really really hate me
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