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00:07Why are we so lucky to live in Port Wynn?
00:14Because every year, millions of birds migrate down the continent, flying over our town.
00:22Now, I know that a lot of you have plans with your families to see the birds this weekend,
00:27so let's get you some information, Peter.
00:29Peter, where are you going? The bell hasn't rung yet?
00:33I'm checking myself out for lunch. I have an appointment.
00:36This is my fifth time seeing the birds. I'm going with my cousins, my mom, and her boyfriend.
00:41Boyfriends can be fun, Clarence.
00:42Who are you seeing the birds with, Miss Louisa?
00:46Uh, um.
00:49Okay, I got this, I got this, I got this, I got this. Okay.
00:51I think you totally got this.
00:52Stop talking.
00:53Oh, okay.
00:53And stay still.
00:54Okay.
00:55The needle is in.
00:58Great.
00:59And now I just need to simply...
01:01Yep.
01:02Push.
01:03Great.
01:04No, just don't even look down at it. Don't look down at it. Doc, you're looking at it. Doc, don't
01:07look down.
01:08No, no, no. Doc, you're actively looking down. Doc, look at me.
01:10No, I just, it doesn't, I can't. This is the fourth time. Still no good. I just...
01:15What kind of doctor can you do? I'm here for my checkup.
01:17Oh, crunk.
01:19Peter, we're not doing this again.
01:20I looked at my symptoms online, and I did cough once yesterday. So it's a swollen ankle.
01:27You don't have a swollen ankle.
01:28I'm pretty sure I'm having systolic heart failure.
01:32Peter, yesterday you came in with total lung collapse. The day before it was a brain tumor, and last Friday
01:36you had an aggravated case of Epstein-Barr.
01:39It really is very concerning.
01:40No, I've thoroughly examined you twice, and there is nothing wrong except for a morbid fascination with grim diagnoses discovered
01:46on the internet.
01:47Which means what?
01:48You're becoming a hypochondriac.
01:50And what's the treatment for that?
01:51Go back to class.
01:53Shoot.
01:54What about scurvy? Did you check me for scurvy?
01:57I'm really sure I have it this time.
02:00Dear Dr. Best, what a pleasure to finally meet our handsome new physician.
02:06Now, my apartment is at 1. It's 1.02, and I do so dislike dawdling Millicent, sit down and quit
02:13skulking about.
02:14Now, doctor, if you'll take my hat, I will show myself into your examination room.
02:21Who's that bundle of scarves?
02:23Agnes Kloof. She's the sweetest lady. I love her. She was my piano teacher when I was seven.
02:28That's her sister, Millicent.
02:32Doctor, are you dilly-dallying?
02:34I've unpinned my brassiere.
02:38Please don't.
02:43So, for these stomach pains you're having, if they don't resolve in a few days with these antacids, I'm going
02:47to need you to come back here for more tests.
02:49Thank you, doctor.
02:50I simply can't be prevented from seeing the birds this weekend.
02:55Mother Nature's annual orgy of feathers and colors. Have you ever seen them?
02:59Once, as a boy. In fact, I just purchased some new binoculars.
03:03And when was the last time you made love?
03:06Sweet, sweet life-affirming intercourse.
03:11Is there no one special for a charming bachelor physician?
03:14Oh, dear doctor.
03:16The birds were meant to be seen together.
03:20By lovers.
03:22Okay, then.
03:23Uh, well, busy day.
03:24Um, patience to see.
03:27As for me, I've set my heart on spotting the golden-winged warbler this year.
03:33Most elusive bird on three continents.
03:36Well, then I wish you good luck.
03:38And to you.
03:40Millicent, have you been nibbling crackers?
03:42Where's my thermos?
03:44Mmm.
03:47Ah.
03:48Welcome to Port Wynn.
03:51So, uh, what show are we going to do today, Elaine?
03:54Oh, yeah.
03:55No, I'm not doing one.
03:57What's the point in more garbage from a garbage person?
04:01What?
04:02Oh!
04:03Oh!
04:11Really, Dr. Reese, birds in the office.
04:15So silly of you.
04:16Have a splendid day.
04:19Did you just see that?
04:20Honestly, I just, I think I need to take a step back and reassess.
04:23Okay.
04:24Even though I know how devastating this will be for my fans.
04:27Mm-hmm.
04:27Yeah.
04:27Yeah.
04:34I see that deep of you.
04:34I just saw it, too.
04:37Yeah.
04:40Yeah.
04:50Mm-hmm.
04:51Mm-hmm.
04:52Mm-hmm.
04:53Mm-hmm.
04:53Mm-hmm.
04:56Oh, my God.
05:28Hello.
05:29Hello.
05:30New binoculars?
05:31Yes, I just got these to you.
05:33See the birds, yeah. Me too.
05:39Where are you planning to see...
05:41Oh, I know a trail that leads right out to the cliffs. Perfect view.
05:44Mark and I used to take the Kloof sisters to see the birds every year.
05:47Oh, the Kloofs.
05:48It was a nice tradition that we had, seeing the birds together,
05:51but this year I'm making new traditions,
05:52so no Kloofs, no Mark.
06:00Well, maybe we should...
06:02Oh, I mean, would you like to...
06:05Oh, we could easily, yeah.
06:06Right, but nothing fancy.
06:08No, no, no, together, but not...
06:10Right, but nothing.
06:11Yeah, so tomorrow, Saturday, I...
06:138 a.m.?
06:14I'll pick you up.
06:15In your car?
06:16Well, not with my arms.
06:19Right.
06:19And I'll bring something to drink.
06:24And I'll bring...
06:27...sandwiches.
06:29All right, sandwiches.
06:30Sandwiches.
06:31I love sandwiches.
06:32Okay, well, see you tomorrow.
06:33See you then.
06:34Bye.
06:34Okay, well...
06:45They base the diagnosis on height and weight and eye color.
06:50But according to the doctor, doctor, doctor website,
06:53I'm in the danger zone for people who might develop rickets,
06:57neurological polyps, or cranial misalignment.
07:00His mother had to work.
07:01Yes, and she said he'd be devastated if he didn't see the birds.
07:05But then I checked the CDC website.
07:08I think I may be looking at a case of parvovirus.
07:12Well, that would really be something, because only dogs get it.
07:14I read that, but I'm not sure.
07:16Okay, so we're gonna go down that ridge and then turn over there.
07:20Oh!
07:21Oh, my God, more people.
07:23Yay!
07:30Dr. Louisa, salutations!
07:33And who is this adorable Moppet?
07:35This is Peter Kronk.
07:36I have inner ear disorder.
07:38No, you don't.
07:39And doctor, sweet Aunt Sarah, our guardian angel,
07:43has kindly offered to escort us to the cliffs this year.
07:47Happy to do it.
07:48Oh, what a charming party we make.
07:51Peter, did you know, in 1951,
07:56the birds would be...
07:57You on a date?
07:58No.
07:59No, it's nothing like that.
08:01We both decided, separately, to spend the day together.
08:07She brought lunch, and I brought a beverage.
08:10So, a date.
08:11Good for you.
08:13Sarah?
08:14My fur is...
08:16Coming.
08:18Coming.
08:18What is it?
08:19What is it?
08:19Oh, yeah.
08:24Seems like your stomach is still bothering you.
08:27Are you sure you're up to this?
08:27Maybe we should go back.
08:28No, no, I'm perfectly fine.
08:31Nothing can tear me away from this chance
08:33to spot the golden-winged warbler.
08:38Oh, dragonflies!
08:41Millicent, do not touch that plant!
08:43I think you should come see me on Monday.
08:44I'd like to check your cognitive responses.
08:47We're on some basic brain health and memory tests.
08:49Don't do my brain is as fit as a fiddle.
08:52This tea is my secret.
08:55Filled with nutrients from Mother Earth,
08:57we brewed ourselves.
09:01Oh, look!
09:02The birds are here!
09:06It's so beautiful.
09:08Oh, my God.
09:10Oh, my God, my muck.
09:13It's just how I remember.
09:16Oh!
09:18Look!
09:22Miss Louisa, I have to pee.
09:26Oh, okay.
09:27Yeah, of course.
09:27Just, you know, you can go into the woods there.
09:29Nobody will see you.
09:31Oh, no.
09:32No, thank you.
09:33I don't really enjoy drinking earth.
09:36Look.
09:37Look on that branch.
09:40It's the golden-winged warbler.
09:42I can't believe it.
09:44The golden-winged warbler.
09:46It's all I've ever dreamed of.
09:49What a very, very pretty bird.
09:51Do you know what?
09:52It's afternoon now.
09:54I think maybe we should be starting back.
09:55Ah, sweet songbird,
09:59guide me to your heart.
10:02Show me all your love forever.
10:08Wings in flight
10:11through day and night.
10:14Your beauty is my love.
10:19Oh!
10:25My pee was kind of orange.
10:27Do I have extracted bowel syndrome?
10:41Just doesn't make any sense.
10:44Well, if she tripped and fell...
10:46That's not what happened.
10:47She leapt.
10:49Like she thought she could fly.
10:51She was confused.
10:51They recovered the body, by the way.
10:54And I need you to sign the death cert.
10:57That's short for a certificate.
10:58If you're up to it, Doc.
11:02I'm not signing this.
11:04Because you need a hug first?
11:05I'm never going to need a hug.
11:06Why not?
11:07I feel like you really need a hug.
11:08Look, I'm not signing this
11:09because this was not an accident.
11:10No, she must have had some
11:12underlying condition
11:14that contributed to her mental instability.
11:16Oh, man.
11:17Underlying conditions are the worst.
11:19Okay, here.
11:20She had a urinary tract infection
11:22six months ago.
11:23Eh.
11:23Now, it's rare,
11:25but maybe it blossomed into a case
11:27of UTI psychosis.
11:28What?
11:29That can happen?
11:30I need to speak with Millicent Kloof
11:31right now.
11:32Give her some time, Doc.
11:34You know, her sister was just smushed this morning.
11:36You can see her tomorrow at the reading.
11:38What reading?
11:39Of the will, Agnes' will.
11:41They're reading it tomorrow at dawn.
12:04And, Sarah, have you seen Millicent Kloof?
12:06I need to talk to her
12:07about her sister's medical...
12:09Oh, right.
12:12Right.
12:15Oh, you must be broken up about this.
12:17Losing a close friend.
12:19I wish I'd pushed that other one
12:20off the cliff when I had the chance.
12:24What?
12:27Look, it's a small town.
12:30We do people favors.
12:32I mean, it was just two old women up there
12:35on the top of that hill
12:35in that giant house all by themselves,
12:38so I took them some groceries once.
12:42Next thing I know,
12:44I'm scrubbing out the shower.
12:46I'm changing the cat litter.
12:49I insulated the basement.
12:50I have been on call to those two old women
12:54around the clock for decades,
12:57and they're mean.
12:59Once I made an omelet for Agnes,
13:01and she didn't like it,
13:03so she spit it into my hair.
13:06But I'm thinking,
13:09Millicent's not gonna last up there very long
13:11all by herself.
13:14I say starvation gets her before Christmas.
13:18And then I'll be free.
13:22I am completely appalled.
13:27You and me both, sister.
13:29Come on.
13:31Let's go get this over with.
13:39I need to speak with Millicent.
13:40I'll be right back.
13:41No, no, no, no.
13:41Don't you do that after.
13:43Come down here and sit down with me.
13:44I just can't believe Agnes is actually gone.
13:47I can.
13:49Maybe you should keep your feelings
13:50a little more quiet and to yourself this morning.
13:53I'm sorry.
13:54I just had to vent.
13:56Agnes has just been so particularly bad
14:00these last few months.
14:01I just...
14:02What do you mean particularly bad?
14:03Just extra difficult.
14:05I mean, something must have just
14:08pushed her over the edge, you know.
14:11Mentally.
14:12Not...
14:13Good morning.
14:14Everyone.
14:15Good morning.
14:16Good morning.
14:16In honor of dear, sweet Agnes,
14:19who will be laid to rest next weekend.
14:21We've gathered to hear her final wishes
14:24laid out in a document
14:26entrusted to me.
14:30Oh, okay.
14:32Agnes' final, final wish
14:34was to have her final wishes read aloud
14:37by her most cherished confidant, Sarah Best.
14:42Most cherished sir, it's more like it.
14:45Sarah.
14:46Okay, coming.
14:48Can I borrow those?
14:50Oh, well.
14:51Thanks.
14:51Yes.
14:53Yeah.
14:53Treasured friends, speak up, Sarah,
14:57and enunciate.
14:59That's Agnes.
15:00The following 29 pages
15:03shall detail the plans
15:05for my week-long celebration of life.
15:08All readings and recitals
15:11shall be organized promptly
15:13and efficiently by Sarah Best.
15:16This really should have been me.
15:18In regards to my estate,
15:20upon the death of my sister Millicent,
15:24our home,
15:25the noble Kloof Mansion,
15:27erected in 1875,
15:28shall be gifted
15:29to the one person
15:31who looked after us selflessly
15:33for so many years,
15:35and a good and true soul
15:38and the very backbone of Fort Wynn,
15:43the Kloof Mansion
15:45will be the new home of...
15:49Clark Flanagan,
15:52our longtime property manager.
15:55Oh.
15:57Congrats, Clark.
15:58Regarding the festivities
16:00leading up to my burial,
16:02we have day one,
16:06a celebration of song and dance.
16:09Day five,
16:11Sarah Best
16:12will make floral headdresses
16:14and cornbread
16:16for the entire town.
16:18This is all just so awful.
16:20Poor Agnes.
16:21She just hadn't been herself lately.
16:23In what way?
16:24Let us begin today
16:25by going down to the sea
16:27and whispering our transgressions
16:29into the waters.
16:32Bon chance.
16:33Adieu.
16:35We're gonna need you
16:36down at the beach, Doc.
16:37Yes, the last time
16:37we did this water-whispering thing,
16:39some people got hypothermic.
16:40No, I need to talk to...
16:41No, if I have to go,
16:43you have to go.
16:44I mean, my brother
16:45has sold my house
16:46out from under me.
16:47I am practically homeless,
16:47and now they have given
16:49the mansion
16:50to Clark Flanagan,
16:52and I have to make
16:53a cornbread.
16:54Oh!
16:55Oh!
17:04Why, Dr. Best,
17:06you're soaking wet.
17:07Yes, I've been playing
17:08lifeguard
17:08to an alarming number
17:10of transgressors
17:10who do not know
17:11how to swim.
17:12Well, you're totally drenched.
17:13Why don't you just
17:14take everything off?
17:16Sally.
17:16Oh, come on.
17:17You love it.
17:18Our little will-they-won't-they
17:19repartee.
17:20I definitely don't,
17:21and we definitely won't.
17:22See?
17:23You can't resist.
17:24I'm checking up
17:24on one of Agnes Kloof's
17:25medications.
17:26Dr. Reese prescribed
17:27antibiotics six months
17:28ago for a UTI.
17:30Mm-hmm.
17:31Bactrim.
17:32Looks like she never
17:33picked that prescription up.
17:34So she never took
17:35the medication?
17:36Not as far as I know.
17:37Can you tell me
17:38exactly where
17:40the Kloof mansion is?
17:41I need to speak
17:42with Millicent right away.
17:43Of course,
17:44but she won't be there.
17:45She should be over
17:45at the Salty Breeze by now.
17:46The Salty Breeze?
17:47Why?
17:48The first funeral event.
17:50Tonight is the recitation
17:51of Agnes's poetry.
17:54We could go together.
17:55Bye, Sally.
17:58He loves it.
18:03Hey, Dr. Best.
18:04Peter, I don't have time
18:05for any more nonsense.
18:06Remember the other day
18:07when I thought my pee
18:08was kind of orange?
18:10Well, actually,
18:11now I think it's brown.
18:12Mm-hmm.
18:13And Chachi PT
18:14says I might have
18:15uterine cancer.
18:16You do not have a uterus,
18:18and if your urine
18:19is actually discolored,
18:21this isn't another
18:21imagined illness,
18:22then you need to come in
18:23tomorrow and give me a sample.
18:24So should we be considering
18:26ectopic pregnancy?
18:28Goodbye, Peter.
18:30Water is water
18:31is water.
18:33Let it clean my form,
18:36caressing my body
18:37with its icy, cool grip.
18:40Wash over me.
18:41Isn't this incredibly moving?
18:43But I cry out,
18:44no, no, no, no, no.
18:50I think it speaks for itself.
18:51Until midnight,
18:53and the darkness destroys
18:54my gentle, hidden cervix.
18:58Thank you so much, Elaine.
19:01That was a very soulful reading
19:04of whatever that was.
19:06We're going to take
19:07a little break now
19:08before we move
19:09into our third hour.
19:11There's cornbread,
19:12lots of it.
19:13Help yourself.
19:16Please kill me immediately.
19:20It really makes you think,
19:21doesn't it, Doc?
19:22I mean, Agnes dedicated
19:23her life to the arts
19:25and to beauty.
19:27It's like,
19:27what am I
19:29dedicating my life to?
19:30How am I going to lift up
19:32people's souls?
19:33Hopefully not reciting
19:34any more poetry.
19:34All right.
19:41Miss Kloof?
19:42What?
19:44I've been wanting
19:45to talk with you all day.
19:47I am so sorry
19:48for your loss,
19:48but your sister,
19:51she had a urinary tract infection
19:53several months ago.
19:55I remember.
19:55Oh, you do?
19:56Well, you see,
19:57I believe Agnes
19:58may have developed
19:59a form of psychosis
20:00due to the untreated infection,
20:02which may explain
20:03why she acted
20:04as she did.
20:05In any event,
20:06I would like your permission
20:08to examine her body
20:09and to test her for...
20:10It's too late.
20:11I've already
20:12had her cremated.
20:14Oh, I didn't realize
20:15that you...
20:16Agnes died
20:17the way she lived,
20:18doctor.
20:19Free.
20:20And now she's migrated
20:21to another plane.
20:23Migrated.
20:24Like the birds.
20:30Like this bird.
20:33The golden-winged wobbler.
20:44Crazy old bat.
20:46How much longer
20:47do you think she'll last, Doc?
20:56You don't seem
20:57to have a UTI,
20:59but I am concerned
21:01about your level
21:03of confusion.
21:04And considering
21:05what happened...
21:06Oh, yes.
21:07Poor Agnes.
21:09But now, doctor,
21:10maybe there's
21:11real hope
21:12for you and I.
21:15Is your stomach
21:16bothering you?
21:17No.
21:18But, but yes.
21:19But, but no.
21:20I'll be fine
21:21if I can take
21:22just the tiniest
21:24chip of my tea.
21:26Wait, stop.
21:27What's in this?
21:32Smells like mushroom.
21:33It's just tea, doctor.
21:35Harmless home-brewed tea.
21:37We collect the mushrooms
21:38from the woods
21:39near our home.
21:40If you'd just
21:40excuse me one moment.
21:42Contact the lab
21:43I want a rush
21:44analysis on this tea
21:45and I need you
21:45to take Ms. Kloof home
21:46and stay with her.
21:47Stay there?
21:48Really?
21:49Why?
21:49I don't want her
21:50left alone.
21:50She's exhibiting
21:51similar symptoms
21:52to Agnes before she...
21:55All right.
21:57Wait, where are you going?
22:00I'm going hunting.
22:04I love this, Doc.
22:05Get the team back
22:06together again
22:06on a manhunt.
22:07Feels good.
22:08We're hunting mushrooms,
22:10not a man.
22:11The only reason
22:11I asked you to join
22:12is because I don't
22:13know these woods.
22:14Do you shine your
22:15flashlight under that
22:16log right there?
22:18Oh, hey, you mushrooms
22:19under that log,
22:20you come out
22:20with your stems up.
22:23No, nothing.
22:26You should have asked
22:27Louisa to come out
22:28and help you with this, Doc.
22:29She knows all about
22:30mushrooms and stuff like that.
22:31She knows a lot of stuff
22:33about a lot of stuff.
22:35You know, science
22:36and how to teach
22:37kids to read
22:38and what you're doing
22:39and what you're doing
22:39to a bee attack.
22:42But we don't need her.
22:43We got each other, buddy.
22:45We are not going to die
22:47unhappy and alone.
22:49Whoa.
22:50Hey, now, Clark.
22:52What are you all doing up here?
22:53This is private property.
22:55Well, we could be asking
22:56you the same thing.
22:57I managed this property.
22:59Been taking care of the
23:00Cluf's place
23:00in these woods for years.
23:02Right.
23:02And soon it will all be yours.
23:04We'll see about that.
23:06Look, we're just
23:06hunting for mushrooms.
23:07Then you gotta go down
23:08that way.
23:10Back where it's wetter.
23:13Oh, I knew that.
23:15Thank you, Clark.
23:17Come on, Doc.
23:33Well, I thought
23:34the mushrooms
23:35might be poisonous
23:36or psychedelic,
23:38mind-altering.
23:39Oh, no.
23:39I've cooked
23:40with all of these.
23:41In fact,
23:42I put this one
23:44in the meatloaf
23:45that I made
23:45for the day
23:46that we went
23:46to see the birds.
23:48You made meatloaf?
23:49I did.
23:50I know we said
23:51nothing fancy,
23:52but I just...
23:52I made lemonade.
23:54Fresh.
23:56It was in a
23:56small bottle
23:57in my pocket.
24:00You did?
24:00Mm-hmm.
24:04Well, it's
24:05a shame
24:06that we didn't
24:07get to...
24:08Yes.
24:09Unfortunate.
24:10Yeah.
24:10Really?
24:13Well, I still
24:15have the meatloaf,
24:17and if you still
24:18have the lemonade,
24:20maybe we could...
24:21Get together
24:22properly.
24:23Sure.
24:24For a real
24:27date.
24:31Hey, Doc.
24:32You home?
24:34I just...
24:37Hey, partner.
24:38Okay.
24:39So I'm thinking
24:39we get out of here,
24:40go get some brews,
24:41talk about some
24:41buddy stuff.
24:42Hey, Louisa.
24:44Hey.
24:44Hi.
24:45Yeah, I, uh...
24:46I called Louisa
24:48about the mushrooms.
24:49Yes.
24:49As you suggested.
24:50Cool.
24:51Doc.
24:52Do we have, like,
24:54Advil or Pepto-Bismol
24:55or something?
24:56Thanks.
24:57Elaine, what are
24:58you doing here?
24:58I thought I told you
24:59to stay with
24:59Millicent Clouf.
24:59Yeah, you gotta...
25:00You gotta ask
25:01somebody else to do
25:02that, because I need
25:02a break in my stomach.
25:03It's killing...
25:03Your stomach?
25:06That's just like
25:07Agnes and Millicent.
25:08Did you drink their
25:09tea?
25:09Yeah.
25:10Was I not
25:11supposed to drink?
25:12Okay, but, uh,
25:13because the mushrooms
25:14are fine, I mean,
25:15the tea's probably
25:16okay, right?
25:17Unless someone
25:18puts something
25:18into the tea.
25:20Did you guys know
25:21that the roof
25:21up at the Clouf
25:22mansion has been
25:23leaking horribly
25:24for months?
25:25What?
25:25Ever since
25:26that big storm
25:26we had, the walls
25:28upstairs, they're
25:28just completely
25:30wrecked.
25:30It's so sad, I had
25:31no idea they were
25:32living like that.
25:33This is Dr. Martin Best.
25:34Uh, I had a rush
25:36order yesterday, an
25:37analysis of a liquid,
25:38some tea.
25:38Oh, Dr. Best, we
25:40haven't gotten to the
25:41tea yet, but we've been
25:42trying to reach you
25:43about Millicent Clouf's
25:44blood sample.
25:44Her blood?
25:44What about her blood?
25:45It showed very high
25:46levels of arsenic.
25:47But this smells
25:48so slow.
25:48Arsenic?
25:52If you get in there,
25:53it's like the roof
25:53is coming.
25:54Oh!
25:56Arsenic.
25:57That would explain the
25:58delusions and the
25:59stomach pains.
25:59Oh, damn, it's a
26:00legit attempt to murder.
26:01Who would want to poison
26:03the Clouf sisters?
26:04It's that Clark
26:04Flanagan.
26:05He wants the house.
26:05I don't know.
26:06It is a manhunt, Doc.
26:07Shoot, I should have
26:08worn my other pants.
26:09You guys, you're being
26:10so ridiculous.
26:12Clark Flanagan, he's so
26:14sweet.
26:14He's completely harmless.
26:15Actually, he's up at the
26:17Clouf mansion right now
26:18with Peter Kronk.
26:19With Peter?
26:21Why is Peter there?
26:22They're going hunting in
26:23the woods, I think.
26:25Let's go!
26:26Yeah.
26:27I'm going to get my back.
26:27Let's go!
26:28Oh!
26:28What do you mean?
26:30Oh, wait.
26:30What is this?
26:31Feel better.
26:32Drink as much water as you
26:34can.
26:34Yep, yep.
26:34Right now.
26:36Hey, what's good?
26:36I folded so many funeral
26:38programs, I need muscle
26:39relaxants.
26:40What's going on?
26:41Sarah, I need you to
26:42stay here with Elaine.
26:42Get her to drink as much
26:43water as possible.
26:44The ambulance is meeting
26:45us at the Clouf mansion.
26:46Come on.
26:46You may have had people
26:47exposed to a toxic substance.
26:48Someone's trying to kill
26:49Millicent Clouf!
26:56Really?
27:06Clark, we've got to talk
27:07to you.
27:08Get away from that boy.
27:09He's not feeling well.
27:10Did you give him that
27:10take?
27:11Did you poison these
27:12people?
27:12Poison them?
27:13You've got to be kidding
27:14me.
27:14Those crazy old biddies are
27:15trying to leave this
27:16crumbling dumped on me.
27:17You think I want to take
27:17on that tax burden?
27:18No way.
27:20Peter?
27:21Peter, are you all right?
27:22I don't feel well.
27:23Okay.
27:23I always look at him on
27:24Tuesday afternoons.
27:25We go looking for bugs and
27:26butterflies, but it's stomach.
27:27You need to get Peter some
27:28water.
27:29Immediately.
27:31That old woman in there,
27:33she's not right in the
27:34head.
27:35Mark, let's go.
27:37Something bad in the
27:38house!
27:38Clark, don't move.
27:42Okay.
27:43I'm going to sweep the
27:44perimeter, but not like
27:45with a broom, because this
27:46place is a mess, you know?
27:47I'm just going to check all
27:48the rooms.
27:49Yeah, I understand what
27:49the...
27:50What are you doing?
27:53Just put...
27:54I understand what a
27:55perimeter check is.
28:03Millicent?
28:14Millicent?
28:16Millicent?
28:29Millicent?
28:31It's the wallpaper.
28:34What's happening up there,
28:35Doc?
28:35It's the wallpaper.
28:37Shields, copper green, made
28:40with arsenic over 150 years
28:42ago.
28:42It's not dangerous unless
28:43disturbed.
28:45Oh, Dr. Best, you have
28:48come to me.
28:49No, Millicent.
28:50I came before you.
28:52You're being poisoned by the
28:53air in this room, and we need
28:54to get you out of this house
28:54right now.
28:55No, I'd rather fly like the
28:58golden-winged warbler to be free
29:02like a bird.
29:04No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
29:05I'm not flying today.
29:06Not this time.
29:09Okay, what do you mean the wallpaper?
29:12The water damage from the leaking roof
29:14unleashed a toxic cloud of arsenic.
29:16Let's put her down right here.
29:17Okay.
29:19Inhaled arsenic exposure causes stomach
29:21pains and then confusion.
29:22They'll be fine with some IV fluids,
29:24perhaps chelation therapy, and
29:27Millicent may require dialysis.
29:29Oh, Peter.
29:31Peter.
29:32Peter, Peter, Peter.
29:33You're saying the house did that
29:34to these people?
29:34The original wallpaper is toxic.
29:36I mean, it's very old, and...
29:37It hurts so bad, Miss Lisa.
29:39I know, sweetheart.
29:40You're going to be okay, okay?
29:42What is it?
29:42That boy.
29:44As far as I know, he never went
29:45in the house.
29:46He never...
29:47He wasn't exposed to no toxic wallpaper.
29:49He's been holding his gut since I picked
29:50him up this morning.
29:51Well, then how...
29:52It hurts so bad.
29:53Okay, okay, sweetheart.
29:54Where does it hurt?
29:55My shoulder.
29:57Your left shoulder?
29:58Where else?
29:58Now here.
29:59Now there?
29:59Okay.
30:00I looked at my symptoms online.
30:02My pee was kind of orange.
30:03There's nothing wrong.
30:04Do I have to start convincing you?
30:07Your left shoulder?
30:07Well, actually, now I think it's brown.
30:10It hurts so bad!
30:11Okay, okay, sweetheart.
30:12Where...
30:12Peter, you said your urine was brown.
30:14For how long?
30:15Three, four days?
30:16Since the birds?
30:17Yeah.
30:18And does it hurt here,
30:20or just up on your shoulder?
30:21Both, I think.
30:23Yep, got it.
30:24Hey, the ambulance is here.
30:25Okay, Mark, I need you to take Millicent
30:26to the hospital in your car.
30:27Clark, no one inside that house.
30:30All right, can't do.
30:30I got a partner, understood?
30:31If it's not arsenic, then what's going on?
30:33Well, his spleen is dangerously enlarged,
30:35and these things can come on very quick,
30:37and he's been trying to tell me for the last week,
30:38but I didn't take him seriously.
30:39I'm gonna call his mom.
30:40Okay.
30:40All right.
30:56Hey, there.
30:58What's happening?
30:59We're in the ambulance, Peter.
31:01Martin thinks that maybe you injured
31:03one of your important organs.
31:05Which one?
31:06Your spleen.
31:10Will I be okay?
31:11If I have anything to do with it, yes.
31:16He's gonna be okay, Martin.
31:17Tell me he's gonna be okay.
31:18He's gonna be all right, Martin, right?
31:19He's gonna be all right.
31:19He's enlarged spleen, likely burst when he fell.
31:22He may have internal bleeding.
31:24You know, I've seen this kind of thing before.
31:26Kids fall down, eventually they get back up.
31:29It's probably just a cracked rib.
31:30Are you a doctor?
31:31No, I'm an EMT.
31:33Trainee.
31:34Okay.
31:35How long until we get to the hospital?
31:36Like a half hour?
31:37Oh, my God.
31:38A lot of traffic today.
31:39But he's gonna be fine, really.
31:43Oh, his blood pressure's way off.
31:46Wait, wait, wait.
31:46What's happening?
31:47He's bleeding out.
31:48Do you have saline?
31:49Uh, yeah, there's a 0.9 normal saline.
31:51Okay, get a line in him.
31:53Yeah, he needs fluids now.
32:02I, uh, I can't find the vein.
32:05Because there's nothing in them.
32:06Here.
32:09Here, put his legs up.
32:12Okay.
32:16Okay.
32:21Okay.
32:23Okay.
32:25Okay, Louisa.
32:26Listen, I need you to squeeze that back as hard as you can.
32:30Okay.
32:30Okay, and when it gets to the bottom, just twist it all the way out.
32:33Yeah, you got it.
32:35Blood pressure?
32:36Still falling.
32:40Uh, we have to stop the bleeding.
32:55Do you have a blade?
32:56Yeah, but I don't have any anesthetic.
32:58He's out.
32:59He's not gonna feel anything.
33:01Okay, we're doing this.
33:07Uh, I need gloves, disinfectant, and he was dead.
33:11All right.
33:11Go on.
33:12Prep his upper left quadrant.
33:29All right.
33:30I may vomit.
33:31Oh, okay.
33:32That's okay.
33:33Uh, uh, yeah, you, yeah, you can vomit.
33:35What can you vomit in?
33:36Uh, you're gonna vomit in this bag.
33:38Can you vomit in this bag?
33:39Uh, this is my dinner, but...
33:40Yeah, yeah.
33:40He's gonna vomit in this bag.
33:42Okay.
33:44Okay, Martin.
33:44There you go.
33:45You got this, okay?
33:46Mm-hmm.
33:53Oh, my gosh.
33:57Oh.
33:59Here.
34:01Oh.
34:03Yeah.
34:04It's his spleen.
34:06Okay, he missed that.
34:07He missed that.
34:08Hurry!
34:11If I can just, uh, clamp D up.
34:19It's a splenic artery.
34:21I can buy us a little time.
34:26Woo!
34:27Damn it, it broke.
34:29Do you have another?
34:30No.
34:31I don't, I don't think so.
34:32I don't know.
34:33I'm just a trainee.
34:34Oh, my gosh.
34:35All right, just, all right.
34:37I'm just gonna have to hold it by hand.
34:42Martin, Martin, Martin, look at me.
34:44Martin, look, look at me, look at me.
34:45Mm-hmm.
34:47Breathe.
34:48Yeah.
34:49Inhale.
34:51Exhale.
34:52Look at me.
34:53Look at me.
34:57BP's coming back.
34:59Okay, okay.
35:00Okay.
35:04All right, that's all we can do.
35:05Just radio ahead.
35:07Tell him what we know.
35:08And tell him to have a functioning hemostat standing by.
35:15I need you to get a prep for surgery right away.
35:17No, no, no.
35:17Right.
35:18Bleeding stabilized.
35:20Alert the OR that he's landed.
35:22We'll take it from here.
35:23He's okay.
35:24He's gonna be okay.
35:26Let's get him upstairs.
35:27Let's get him upstairs.
35:39Martin, you...
35:40I should have recognized Peter's symptoms sooner.
35:43I mean, if he hadn't been crying wolf for the last few weeks, I might have...
35:47Martin, please, don't blame yourself.
35:48What kind of doctor am I?
35:50I can't even deal with blood.
35:52Martin, stop it.
35:54Phobia or no phobia.
35:55You just saved that little boy's life.
35:56The adrenaline is what got me through.
35:58No, you got you through.
35:59Look, I...
36:00I saw it.
36:01I was right there.
36:03You dealt with all that other craziness, and you actually figured out what was wrong.
36:07You dealt with that idiot EMT.
36:09You saved Peter's life.
36:10You did that.
36:11You.
36:12You.
36:29Hey, Martin, buddy.
36:31We got Millicent over to the hospital.
36:33Not sure if you're here yet, but if...
36:42Um, um, I'm gonna call you back, buddy.
36:54Um.
37:04What an insane night.
37:06You know, first arsenic poisoning, and then a splenectomy, and then...
37:13I'm sort of glad, though, that it happened this way.
37:18Feels like faked.
37:21Are you...
37:22Do you...
37:22Would you like to...
37:23Are you coming in?
37:24I probably shouldn't.
37:26Oh.
37:27Okay.
37:28Um.
37:28Why not?
37:29It's very late.
37:30I mean, early.
37:31Very late from the previous day, making it early, you know, now.
37:36And we were both up all night in the hospital.
37:39I know, but I don't.
37:44Listen, I don't want to make you...
37:47We were both riding the adrenaline of the moment, but I'm happy to pretend it never happened.
37:57Pretend it never happened.
38:00Martin.
38:01Oh, well, just laugh it off.
38:04It's what we both want, I'm sure.
38:17Good night.
38:18Good night.
38:22Good night.
38:42Gone to heaven now, never to be forgotten.
38:46A beautiful woman, a wonderful life.
38:49Amen.
38:50Amen.
38:51Amen.
38:52In closing, Agnes requested the final words spoken over her ashes be those of Sarah Best.
39:00No.
39:02I made the cornbread, I made the headdresses.
39:04I let the naked midnight walk.
39:07I will not speak.
39:09I am done.
39:10You're making a spectacle of yourself.
39:12You have no idea the kind of spectacle I could make of myself.
39:16Whoa.
39:17It's, this is the end.
39:18Someone has to close the ceremony out.
39:21I mean, I suppose I could recite...
39:23Please don't.
39:25Um, I, I have Agnes' journal with me.
39:29I could read another poem.
39:30Okay.
39:31Oh, yes, dear.
39:32Please do.
39:32Okay.
39:34Okay.
39:44Sunrise.
39:46Sunset.
39:49Each day is a new opportunity to create beauty, to sing, dance, to create, live, make poetry,
40:03make art, make love.
40:07But no light will shine forever.
40:10The sun will go down on all of us.
40:14And I choose to cherish these moments.
40:19And these faces before you.
40:22So when I do cross over.
40:27Into that magnificent sunlight.
40:31You will hear my happy song.
40:56Amen.
40:57Amen.
40:58Amen.
41:06Oh, my dear.
41:07That was wonderful.
41:09Do you know what?
41:11Now I think I know, like, exactly what I'm supposed to be doing.
41:15What are you going to do?
41:17I'm going to apply to drama school in New York.
41:19Oh.
41:21I'm an actress.
41:22Yes.
41:23You're an actress.
41:25Yes, you are.
41:28Oh.
41:28Oh.
41:37Feel the cold wind blowing on my face.
41:43He's a change in so am I.
42:01Oh, look at that.
42:03Isn't it beautiful?
42:05Yes.
42:07Well, somebody's grumpy.
42:09Is it Peter?
42:10Thought you said he was going to be okay.
42:11He'll be fine.
42:12You can live well without a spleen.
42:14No, he'll be okay.
42:15Ooh.
42:17You know, I've been feeling a little bad, too.
42:19About?
42:21The Kloofs.
42:22Some things I've said.
42:25My whole attitude about them, really.
42:28The dirt I put in the cornbread.
42:32I'm kidding.
42:35But I do think I've been a little afraid that maybe I'm turning into them.
42:40Turning into Agnes Kloof?
42:42Yes.
42:43A mean old spinster without family.
42:47Without a house, even, if your father kicks me out.
42:52You don't have me.
42:53I'm your family.
42:54You can stay at my house, if necessary.
42:56We'll have each other.
43:02Ooh.
43:05You just remember, whatever is going on, everything passes just like the birds overhead.
43:13Look at that.
43:15Well, I hope they don't poop on me.
43:17A brincadeία.
43:21So, two minutes, let's Linux on.
43:44They don't have me.
43:44You don't have me.
43:45I don't have me pain.
43:46Yeah, I'm just義 Divine.
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