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00:04Moving is rated one of the most stressful life experiences,
00:07right along with divorce.
00:08But I was crushing both.
00:10I found a new place closer to the hospital,
00:13and Elliot and I were finally getting along.
00:15And I think you should proceed with the radio embolization.
00:18Yeah, and I agree with Dr. Reed. She's the best.
00:20I am.
00:22We are crushing it at being divorced.
00:25I think we're in the honeymoon phase of our failed marriage.
00:28It's amazing that we can agree on a treatment plan for a guy's liver mass.
00:31When we were married, we could not order a pizza together.
00:33Yeah, and now you can scarf down as much disgusting ham and hot fruit pizza as you want.
00:38Just ordered Hawaiian on the weekend? What'd you do?
00:41Well, since I have Ollie next weekend, I finally put his bed together.
00:44I've actually become quite handy.
00:48Damn it!
00:49I think it was a slight concussion. I blacked out for a bit.
00:52But when I finally came to, the whole thing had been put together.
00:56It's okay. It's not like I had anything better to do.
00:58Oh, I get it. When Ollie's with you, I feel a little bit lonely too.
01:00I mean, throwing a bottle of Chardonnay and I am just holding the dog and crying.
01:03You have a dog now?
01:04It's the neighbors.
01:05Ah.
01:05If you want to do something fun instead of tragic, I'm going to a rave this Friday with my friends.
01:09Maybe I should try something like that. I'm in.
01:12Okay, we'll pick you up at midnight.
01:13Midnight at night? I'm out.
01:18Hey, are you okay, Amara? Because I got a text that said, run over here right damn now.
01:22Yeah, I told Dashauna this wasn't an emergency and we shouldn't say that, so she took my phone and texted
01:26you with it.
01:26Snitches get stitches.
01:28They do?
01:28These medical interns keep dumping patients on us like the surgical department is their daycare.
01:32Do we look like the babysitter's club to you?
01:35Kinda, yeah.
01:36Look, guys, surgical and medical have always had beef, so figure that out on your own.
01:41Okay, but hold on, because I literally...
01:42No, no, we're not going to do that.
01:44I have patients texting me and I have three daughters texting me about money and rides to soccer and more
01:50money.
01:51Four daughters texting me.
01:53And I got a wife who's picked up extra shifts and says I need to help out more at home.
01:57What I don't need right now is two more females tricking me into running my ass off and getting more
02:01steps than I need.
02:03Got me all sweaty-domed.
02:05I told you we shouldn't say that.
02:08Hey, bubba.
02:09You know how I love and respect all women, right?
02:11Are there any women up in here?
02:12There's a pretty gala upstairs, but I haven't had the courage to say hello yet.
02:15Well, don't.
02:16I'm so sick of the women in my life, JD.
02:18How come each and every one of them is trying to get me to do something?
02:21Don't look at me. I was team vasectomy.
02:23Worst part about it is because Carl is working so much, I can't even ask for a little something-something
02:27in return if you know what I mean.
02:29Sex?
02:30Yeah, JD.
02:31Sex. Well done.
02:33She used to get worked up by Bridgerton, but the new season doesn't come out for another year.
02:37Spring, 2027.
02:38Just so worn out.
02:40Man, I've missed this.
02:41You and me just getting real about life.
02:44Let's turn this place into our feelings dojo.
02:46I want to order a loveseat, candles, and two cozy weighted blankets on Amazon.
02:51There's so many choices. Are we thinking faux fur or sherpa fleece?
02:56Bro, I'm thinking I live with a bunch of women. Let's get a poker table.
02:59Turk, you beautiful bald bastard. That's it. We'll do a poker night like in the old days.
03:05That's what I'm saying!
03:06This is the start of a whole new chapter for me. No more sad sack. Full on fun sack.
03:12That's what I'm talking about!
03:14Right?
03:14We're gonna turn this place into a brojo.
03:18A brojo.
03:19Here we go, yo!
03:20Woohoo!
03:21I'm never going home!
03:23It gets even better.
03:24It does?
03:24I got a roommate.
03:25What?
03:28Chewy!
03:30Chewy, no! You're gonna popcorn us!
03:36Hi. I'm your new neighbor, JD.
03:38I was just telling Turk about you.
03:41But you're watching.
03:43I can't do this all on my own.
03:46No, I know.
03:48I'm no Superman.
03:53I'm no Superman.
03:55I gotta say, Sacred Heart seems like a completely different place.
03:59For example, some employees aren't even human.
04:02Morning, little supply bot!
04:05The janitor likes me.
04:06Morning, Chief.
04:07Morning.
04:08You're in for poker tonight, right?
04:09Oh, you bet.
04:10I'm skipping my daughter's play to be there.
04:12Oh, don't do that.
04:13Oh, it's fine.
04:14She's 25 and it's waiting for Cadeau.
04:17More like waiting to go home, am I right?
04:19You get me.
04:21We get each other.
04:23I should probably learn his name.
04:25As for the interns, instead of getting pushed into burnout,
04:28they're now pushed into mental health.
04:30Hey Sibby, why a wellness room?
04:32I'm so happy you asked.
04:34Nobody asked.
04:35Research shows, drum roll,
04:38that activities such as meditation and block building
04:41help reduce stress.
04:43She wants us to play with blocks.
04:44Apparently.
04:45The room is now open for organized relaxation.
04:51Can we go now?
04:52Yeah, get the hell out.
04:54But some things never change.
04:56Turk and I were hanging like old times.
04:59Two Chiefs.
05:01We're all set, bro.
05:02Once I feed the kids, I'm going to take them to practice
05:04and I'm going to drop them off at sleepovers.
05:06Carla has a shift at Urgent Care,
05:08but that gives me a four-hour window for our poker party.
05:11Come on!
05:13Did someone say poker?
05:15I'm in.
05:15Uh, sorry Hooch, I actually don't have a seat for you.
05:18Oh, I wasn't asking.
05:19Hmm.
05:20I'll bring the bean.
05:23Hooch is legitimately crazy.
05:25Out of his damn mind.
05:27Hey!
05:27Ooh!
05:28Did you really just dump another patient on us?
05:29Okay, first of all, he spiked a fever, okay?
05:32That means you med heads have to admit him.
05:34Just because you talk with your hands doesn't make it okay.
05:36Okay, first of all, bring your hands down.
05:37And the age-old battle between surgical and medical rages on.
05:41Check out our kids.
05:43Having their first fight?
05:44Should we fire up our parental voices?
05:46Yep.
05:46Okay, kids, settle down, that's enough!
05:48Don't make us turn this whole hospital around!
05:50He'll do it!
05:50Get over here!
05:51Get over here, right now!
05:53Dashana, I saw that!
05:55These photos are sick!
05:57Did you wear your scrubs the entire time you were in Ibiza?
06:00I partied at night, but during the day,
06:02I did help little kids with dysentery.
06:03Ibiza has everything.
06:06Take me back.
06:08Okay, wait, let's follow each other.
06:09Okay, Dr. Selfie.
06:11Not exactly what I meant by take it away.
06:13Oh, okay.
06:14Well, sorry.
06:14This is Mr. Nichols.
06:16He's 27.
06:16He's admitted with fainting, bleeding gums, and bruising.
06:19And he's asking us to accommodate his special diet.
06:22Oh, of course.
06:23Are you vegan?
06:24Vegetarian?
06:24Gluten-free?
06:25Tarzan.
06:26What now?
06:26He's talking about the Tarzan diet.
06:28It's like all over TikTok.
06:30It's all organic, low carbs, maximum protein.
06:32He has a whole page devoted to it.
06:34Check out this video.
06:35He's crushing a 14-egg omelet.
06:37Like, what?
06:37Boom!
06:39Egglock!
06:39Oh, that was actually insane, bruh.
06:41Um, it's doctor, bruh.
06:43And that's probably why he passed out at the gym.
06:44You need more than protein.
06:46The Tarzan diet is how our ancestors ate.
06:48I'm surprised I have to explain that to a doctor.
06:51Our ancestors weren't Tarzan.
06:53Tarzan is a fictional character.
06:54I wouldn't be so sure.
06:55They did make a movie about his life.
06:57Oh.
06:58I love this room, Sibby.
07:00When I was an intern, all we had for stress relief was crying in the supply closet.
07:03Oh.
07:04Well, I learned all these techniques at a seminar.
07:06But I guess I got bed bugs at an airport motel for nothing because the interns don't
07:12want to come in here.
07:14They think I'm weird.
07:16You're not weird.
07:18Thanks.
07:18I'm gonna ring the affirmation gong now.
07:26Um, do I have to stay here until that ends?
07:29Yeah.
07:29Don't talk.
07:30This feud between medical and surgical has been going on since we were interns and long
07:35before that.
07:36But it all ends today.
07:37As your chief of surgery.
07:38And your chief of medicine, we are gonna show you how to consult on a patient together.
07:43Today, med.
07:44And surge.
07:46Merge.
07:46You guys don't charge me per doctor, do you?
07:49No, Mr. Johnson.
07:50This is a teaching hospital.
07:51Oh.
07:52Cool.
07:53I have a new kid at home.
07:54Could you please keep me alive?
07:56Yes.
07:56We will, Daryl.
07:57Uh, Mr. Johnson is presenting with lower right quadrant pain.
08:00Let's examine the patient.
08:02Oh, please.
08:03You go first.
08:03Well, I think that you're gonna teach me something maybe I don't know.
08:06I mean, no.
08:06I'd love to show you something, but I think that you might be able to show me.
08:09I knew what they were trying to say.
08:11I would enjoy if the two of us removed our clothing and smushed all over each other.
08:14I'm aware of that and have similar feelings, which is why I sometimes laugh too hard at your mediocre jokes.
08:19May I have this dance?
08:23Oh, my God.
08:25D-Train, put a minute on the clock, please.
08:27Ew.
08:28Let's show these newbies how it's done.
08:30Oh.
08:31He has rebound tenderness.
08:32I'm thinking appendicitis.
08:33And based on medicals, more complete history and physical, we noted a productive cough and thick pneumonia.
08:38Although my surgical expertise is being questioned, I welcome it because it's best for the patient.
08:41Let's run some tests.
08:42Time.
08:42Fifteen seconds.
08:43Damn.
08:44That's how we do.
08:45Yeah.
08:46That was way more impressive than whatever this was.
08:50It's a med-surg merge.
08:51Yeah.
08:54Oh, good.
08:55I was just gonna buzz you guys.
08:57Can you switch my IV so I can work my other arm?
08:59How about instead we work on getting you healthy, okay?
09:05I'm just gonna leave that there.
09:08Mr. Nichols, your 21st century TikTok diet has given you one of the oldest diseases known to man.
09:13You have scurvy.
09:15That's crazy, because I'm incredibly healthy.
09:17You get it from malnutrition.
09:19Scurvy can lead to tooth loss, bleeding eyes, and heart failure.
09:22Or it could not because it's also a super easy fix, right, Dr. Reed?
09:26Correct.
09:26Dr. Tosh, you need to add citrus fruits to your diet.
09:29Which could be super fun.
09:31And hello, farmer's market, right?
09:33You could be like the hottest guy there.
09:34Plus, all the girls at the farmer's market are super liberated.
09:37You know what I mean?
09:39I can't maintain 6% body fat eating fruit.
09:42You do you, Tarzan.
09:44Oh, one tip though.
09:46Might be tough to tear into a steak with only four teeth.
09:54You don't strike me as the poker type.
09:56You seem like a Bananagrams guy.
09:59Blake, my boy, there's a whole lot you don't know about me.
10:03Watch these hands.
10:04I've done a whole lot of dancing on the green felt.
10:06My old poker nights with Dr. Turk were pretty crazy.
10:10Bam!
10:11That's what I'm talking about!
10:13Hey, play my song.
10:23Those were some of the best times of my life.
10:27Sibby!
10:28Hey girl!
10:28You know how to throw them cards?
10:30Poker night.
10:31Tonight.
10:31My house.
10:32You in?
10:32Poker?
10:33No.
10:34I don't gamble.
10:36What's the game?
10:37Five card stud?
10:37Texas Hold'em?
10:38What's the buy-in?
10:39Are there buybacks?
10:39Cash game or winner takes all?
10:40No.
10:42I.
10:43Don't.
10:44Gamble.
10:46I'm sorry.
10:47I need to go make a phone call to the person.
10:52She'll be there.
10:53Yes, she will.
10:58I feel sorry for him.
11:00I feel sorry for us.
11:02You're a doctor.
11:04I've been a doctor for 20 years.
11:05He goes like this for 30 seconds on the toilet and suddenly he knows more than us.
11:09I mean, we're just trying to help him.
11:11I know, but every patient in here uses their phone for medical advice.
11:15It's kind of the world now.
11:17And Sam, I don't like you enabling patients like that.
11:20So when we're rounding, I don't want to hear or see your social media.
11:24Phones are turning people into brain-dead idiots.
11:26I'm not a brain-dead idiot.
11:27No, of course you're not.
11:30But I'd like to take you seriously as a doctor.
11:32And right now I'm not sure you've given me a reason to.
11:36Dr. Turk?
11:37Yo.
11:37Now, I'm not sure how things worked in the 1900s, but you can't make interns do personal stuff.
11:41To you, it looks like you're helping me pack snacks for my kids' softball game.
11:45But secretly, I am teaching you a profound surgical life lesson.
11:50Okay, you're just making this up as you go along, aren't you?
11:52Lesson one.
11:53Always think on your feet.
11:55Well done, Deshauna.
11:56You want kids?
11:56I do, but like most women surgeons, I'm freezing my eggs.
11:59Okay, well before you hit the frost on those bad boys, just know this is what your life is gonna
12:04look like.
12:05Surgeons are much different than medical.
12:07We're always on call.
12:08Okay, and every time you run out that door, someone's always disappointed.
12:13Damn.
12:14Well, so how do you make it all work?
12:15Hmm?
12:16Oh, uh, well you don't.
12:18Uh, like right now, my best friend wants me at poker night.
12:21But Carla Schiff just got canceled and she wants me home.
12:25I bet you missed these, Papi.
12:27I mean, she really wants me home.
12:29Okay, yeah, I think this lesson is done.
12:31Nah, not so fast, young Padawan.
12:33There's one last thing no surgeon likes to do, but we do it anyway.
12:37Give bad news.
12:40Dr. Turk's wife sent him some freaky pictures and now he's not gonna be at poker.
12:44He said he will quote, be hitting that?
12:46I'm sorry for your loss.
12:52Aces over eights!
12:53You know what that means, fools!
13:00Can we deal the next hand, please?
13:02Hey!
13:06Just served the dip, bitch!
13:08Aw, man.
13:09Hey, I drank too much. Is it okay if I crash here?
13:12That's definitely gonna be a no.
13:16When Turk had sex after a dry patch, he wouldn't tell anyone, but there would be signs.
13:22Good morning, Sacred Heart.
13:24Scratch is for everybody.
13:26If I get lucky, you get lucky.
13:28Scratcher for you.
13:29Scratcher for you.
13:31Oh, Francois Dubois.
13:32Scratcher for you.
13:33Thank you, King.
13:34Yes, Queen.
13:35Here you go.
13:36Scratcher for you.
13:37Miss Sibby.
13:38I need a win.
13:39I need a win.
13:40Thanks for nothing.
13:42Hey, Blake.
13:42Lean back.
13:43I'ma make it rain.
13:45Scratcher, scratcher, scratcher, scratcher, scratcher.
13:49Hey, how's it going?
13:51Something tells me you got lucky last night.
13:53You know a brother don't kiss and tell, but hell to the yell.
13:57How'd it go last night?
13:58I'm sorry I had to bail.
13:59Just like the good old days.
14:00Really?
14:01No.
14:02I'm in the hole, man.
14:04Please don't flip it.
14:05It's brand new.
14:05This is mahogany.
14:07You gotta lift with your legs, baby.
14:08I have to.
14:08No, no, no.
14:09Hooch.
14:09No!
14:10Yeah!
14:11So Sibby tried to flip a table?
14:12Mm-hmm.
14:12Damn.
14:13Yeah.
14:13Your next poker night's gonna be amazing, cause I'm gonna be there.
14:16We're cool, right?
14:17Turk's your best friend.
14:18You can tell him how you really feel.
14:19I can't believe you had an intern tell me.
14:21This was supposed to be the start of a new chapter of my life and you abandoned me.
14:27That's what you get!
14:29Yeah, we're cool.
14:32Oh.
14:33I didn't know you were religious.
14:35Oh, no, I'm not.
14:36I found this in a patient's room.
14:37I'm using it to hide my phone.
14:38Dr. Reed is like all over me about it, but I have this feeling there's something else
14:42wrong with a patient, so I'm doing a deep dive on his socials.
14:46I think that's really great, Tash.
14:47I've read that book.
14:48He dies and comes back in the end.
14:50Amara, we gotta go.
14:52I was pissed at Turk, but I still had to set a great example for our interns.
14:56We're still waiting for the chest CT, but the initial CRX confirms that Daryl here has pneumonia, like I thought,
15:02and not appendicitis, like Dr. Turk mistakenly thought.
15:05But that's okay, because I always have his back, even though he doesn't have mine.
15:09Okay.
15:10What Dr. Dorian is trying to say is we don't have to cut you, unlike his words, which I believe
15:14were meant to cut me.
15:15No, that's a first.
15:16A surgeon diagnosed something correctly.
15:19Medical, roll out.
15:24Hey, let me burn it real quick.
15:26I'll pray for you.
15:29Dr. Turk, my phone.
15:30Yeah, this change is really hard on both of us, but you just gotta figure out your new normal.
15:40What's that about?
15:41Nothing, just Dr. Selfie being more interested in DMing patients than diagnosing them.
15:45Dr. Selfie? You're starting to sound a little like Dr. Cox.
15:49Dr. Cox was hard on me, but he taught us how to do things the right way.
15:52He also called you Barbie and undermined your confidence for years.
15:56Don't you remember how that made you feel?
15:59She's really smart.
16:00I mean, keep an eye on her, but give her a chance to do it her way.
16:10Okay, let's do this.
16:12Now I need to handle my own drama with a little flourish.
16:16Do people actually know you learned that at magic camp?
16:18I didn't go to magic camp, Turk.
16:20I went to Chris Angel's sleight of hand symposium for wooing women.
16:23Okay.
16:24Look, it sucks you blew off my poker night for sex.
16:27I needed to be with Carla.
16:29Things are hard for me, JD.
16:30Work, marriage, kids.
16:32I got a lot of pressure.
16:34It takes a lot out of me to keep it all going.
16:36Dr. Reed, I know you said no phones and you're probably going to call me Dr. Selfie again.
16:39No, I won't.
16:40Go ahead.
16:41Show me.
16:42The stuff on Logan's page is really concerning.
16:45You see that?
16:47I used to be that fat loser.
16:49And I would rather die than go back to being him.
16:55So there's just post after post like this?
16:57Yeah.
16:58This isn't just about some fad diet.
17:01I think it could be some kind of eating disorder.
17:04You're right.
17:05He's so obsessed with healthy eating, it's become a compulsion and made him sick.
17:09It could be orthorexia and I missed it.
17:12That was a really good catch, Dr. Tosh.
17:15Honestly, I'm just, I'm tired of hearing how overwhelmed you are by your big happy family
17:20and your wife that loves you.
17:22When I spend half my time completely alone, I wish that I had your problems.
17:26You sure about that?
17:27Cause I never get to be alone.
17:29Last week, I got stuck in the stairwell.
17:32I didn't call for help.
17:32I just stood there at peace.
17:35So yeah, maybe I'd love just a little of your problems.
17:40Radiology called up.
17:41It's about your pneumonia patient.
17:43One of the things that didn't change about this place is that it has a way of bringing
17:47people back together.
17:50Orthorexia is a relatively new eating disorder.
17:52We're going to help you get through this.
17:55Unfortunately, sometimes it's the hard moments that mend us.
18:00So the pain was mimicking appendicitis due to the shared neural pain pathways.
18:04But it turned out to be a post-obstructive pneumonia caused by that spiculated mass.
18:09So Daryl has lung cancer.
18:13He just had a baby.
18:15It's so awful.
18:16So who's going to tell him?
18:18Surgical or medical?
18:24When things like this happen, we suddenly see everything just a bit differently.
18:35Tell Nora Uncle JD says I hope she hits a home run.
18:38All those things that felt overwhelming with a little perspective suddenly feel like a gift.
18:44You want to come?
18:45I mean, there's a divorced mom who drinks Chardonnay out of a Stanley cup and wears no bra.
18:49I'm pretty sure you two will hit it off.
18:51Sounds like a great first mistake.
18:53Maybe another time.
18:54You know what? Give her my number.
18:55Already did.
18:56I'll see you tomorrow?
18:57Yeah, man.
19:04And too much time alone feels like an opportunity to be there for someone else.
19:09Oh, hey, Dr. Dorian.
19:11Hey.
19:12This week sucked.
19:13I'm getting hammered.
19:14You in?
19:15Sure.
19:16I don't have anything else going on.
19:18Appletini's on me.
19:19Ooh.
19:20I will not be having that, but if you are catching a check, huh, let's go.
19:24I've never tried an Appletini before.
19:26I've never finished a whole drink before.
19:27Well, I hope you two like older women, because tonight you're hooking up with Granny Smith.
19:34Okay, now everybody, take it slow.
19:36I ordered these easy on the teeny, but the sugar in these things can still make you a little crazy.
19:41Thanks for buying, Dr. Dorian.
19:43I'm a little light till my next paycheck.
19:46Hey, what do you guys got there?
19:48Can you do an eight ball, nine ball?
19:49Damn.
19:51Am I into Sydney?
19:52Okay, just one for me, then I got a date with my couch and a little movie star named Sandra
19:56Bullock.
19:57Um, no.
19:57I know they're just kids, but it's nice to find a little community.
20:02Slow.
20:03Go slow.
20:04I told you to go slow.
20:06The best part is they have no idea just how bad an Appletini hangover is.
20:13Pinky out.
20:14Little slow sips.
20:15All my new shoes.
20:16Bye-bye.
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