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Aloha, Scooby-Doo! (2005) [Full Movie] [Recommended]Full EP - Full
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00:00:26With the sound
00:00:28Of the surf gently breaking
00:00:33When you feel in your heart
00:00:37Silent waking
00:00:42That's the spirit calling
00:00:44So right from the start
00:00:48Paradise calling
00:00:52So open up your heart
00:00:56With the breeze
00:00:59And your face softly soothing
00:01:04Wash the fish
00:01:06And the sea gliding by
00:01:11And the sea
00:01:13And the sky
00:01:15Seem to smile
00:01:19That's how the islands say
00:01:23Aloha
00:01:27That's the spirit calling
00:01:31So right from the start
00:01:34Paradise is calling
00:01:37So open up your heart
00:01:41Jungle sounds
00:01:43In your ears
00:01:45Chanting withers
00:01:47Watch the birds
00:01:51In the air
00:01:52How they soar
00:01:56Waterfalls
00:01:58From the cliffs
00:01:59Make you smile
00:02:04That's how the islands say
00:02:07Aloha
00:02:11That's how the islands say
00:02:15Aloha
00:02:18That's how the islands say
00:02:26Aloha
00:02:55Moreåå¹å
00:03:02Oh, yeah, Mono, you sure, Mono, yeah.
00:03:07Yes.
00:03:12Oh, hey, man, chill out.
00:03:14Hang loose, bro.
00:03:16Get real, man.
00:03:17Just because you live here doesn't mean you own the ocean.
00:03:20Oh!
00:03:34Oh, yeah, that's right.
00:03:37All right.
00:03:39Woo-hoo.
00:03:40All right.
00:03:45Way to go, Mono.
00:03:47That was awesome.
00:03:49You're my big kahuna.
00:03:51Oh, Snooki.
00:03:54Oh, Mono, you're my big kahuna, too.
00:04:06What's up with all these mainlanders anyway?
00:04:09The big kahuna of Hanahuna Contest is supposed to be our local thing, man.
00:04:14Hey, do I look worried?
00:04:16I've got surfing in my blood.
00:04:18My ancestors have been riding these waves for generations.
00:04:20I still don't think those mainlanders have any business here.
00:04:25No worries, little Jim.
00:04:27The competition only makes me get more into my groove.
00:04:30I say bring it on, baby.
00:04:32Yeah.
00:04:34I don't know, Mono.
00:04:35The island spirits won't like it.
00:04:39Spirits?
00:04:39Trying to scare us with your island spirit mumbo-jumbo won't help.
00:04:44You're going down this year, Mono.
00:04:47Let's hit the waves, dudes.
00:04:49No.
00:04:50You're game away.
00:04:50Get away.
00:05:07No.
00:05:08No.
00:05:08No.
00:05:10No.
00:05:12No.
00:05:13No.
00:05:14No.
00:05:24Let's go.
00:05:44Let's go.
00:06:14Let's go.
00:06:21Snooki, look out!
00:06:25Get off of me!
00:06:28Help!
00:06:29Help me!
00:06:36Help!
00:06:40Help!
00:06:45Help!
00:06:46Help!
00:06:47Help!
00:06:47Help!
00:06:57What happened?
00:06:58Where's Snooki?
00:07:00They...
00:07:00They took her!
00:07:02The Dinky Spirits!
00:07:03The Cursed of the Winky Dinky!
00:07:12Like, I don't mean to be picky, Fred.
00:07:14But are you sure you know what we're doing?
00:07:20Of course!
00:07:21I read the instructions.
00:07:22Well, part of them, anyway.
00:07:24Now, there's nothing to it.
00:07:25Just wait for a gust of wind, and off you go!
00:07:28No!
00:07:33Like, you gotta be kidding me.
00:07:35The problem with being chicken, Scoob, is that chickens don't fly!
00:07:38Whoa!
00:07:41Whoa!
00:07:42Whoa!
00:07:43Whoa!
00:07:44Whoa!
00:07:44Whoa!
00:07:44Whoa!
00:07:46That's it!
00:07:47You've got it!
00:07:48Now, just hang on!
00:07:49N-n-no problem there!
00:07:52Whoa!
00:07:54Whoa!
00:07:58Whoa!
00:07:59I think we've got it, Scoob!
00:08:00Yeah!
00:08:04There was one thing I was wondering, though.
00:08:07What's that?
00:08:08Like, how do you land these things?
00:08:10I don't know!
00:08:12I didn't get that far in the instruction book!
00:08:25Aha!
00:08:26Hold it.
00:08:28Hold it.
00:08:29Just stay right there, little fella.
00:08:39Look, Daphne!
00:08:40I got a shot of a rare nay-nay.
00:08:42Wow!
00:08:43Cool!
00:08:45This is the life, isn't it?
00:08:47Boy, it sure was neat of the Go-Ha Aloha Company to let you try your hand at designing clothes.
00:08:53I'll say.
00:08:54And this all-expense-paid trip to Hawaii sure is some perk.
00:08:58I know!
00:08:59I think these geckos are going to look super on my new swimwear line.
00:09:04Huh?
00:09:08These digital pictures can be silkscreened right onto the swimwear.
00:09:12I hope Jared Moon from Go-Ha Aloha likes my designs.
00:09:17Jeepers!
00:09:17Some of these critters sure are weird-looking.
00:09:20Tell me about it.
00:09:31That's what I call smooth sailing.
00:09:33Whoa!
00:09:37Whoa!
00:09:37Whoa!
00:09:37Whoa!
00:09:38Whoa!
00:09:40Whoa!
00:09:42Whoa!
00:09:42I guess those chickens can fly after all.
00:09:45Yeah!
00:09:46They just don't know how to land.
00:09:51Jeepers!
00:09:52For a tiny island, there sure is a lot of traffic.
00:09:57What the heck is going on?
00:10:00Drake!
00:10:00Where's everybody going?
00:10:03Anywhere but Hanahuna, that's where!
00:10:06Hanahuna?
00:10:07That's where I'm supposed to meet the rep from Go-Ha Aloha!
00:10:10The island guide gives Hanahuna an eight on its Charm-O-Meter.
00:10:14Yeah.
00:10:15Well, I give it a ten on the It Creeps Me Out-Meter.
00:10:18That Hanahuna is one spooky place.
00:10:21Well, if you're heading for Hanahuna, you'd better hurry.
00:10:24The place is being overrun by evil tiki spirits.
00:10:27I'm so out of here.
00:10:29Ha!
00:10:30Evil spirits?
00:10:31Like you can count me out!
00:10:33Evil tiki spirits?
00:10:35I doubt that highly.
00:10:37Well, whatever it is, we'd better go check it out and pronto.
00:10:40Hmm.
00:10:41Let me get this straight.
00:10:42There may be something really spooky going on in Hanahuna,
00:10:45and you think we'd better go check it out?
00:10:48How about you send Scoob and me a postcard?
00:10:51Well, if you insist.
00:10:52But, uh, I wouldn't be surprised if over in Hanahuna we found some delicious macadamia nuts.
00:10:59Ooh!
00:11:00Macadamia nuts!
00:11:07Why would anyone want to leave here?
00:11:11Something must have really frightened them to make them want to move from such a beautiful place.
00:11:27What's that stuff they're mashing?
00:11:29They're pounding taro into a unique Hawaiian food called poi.
00:11:33It was a staple in the diet of ancient Hawaiians.
00:11:37Would you like to taste it?
00:11:51Oh!
00:11:55Yummy!
00:11:59We are making this special batch as an offering.
00:12:02An offering to who?
00:12:04Oh!
00:12:06Never mind.
00:12:07Please enjoy your stay.
00:12:08Aloha.
00:12:10Now that's what I call an island retreat.
00:12:13Even the locals seem to be really spooked.
00:12:15Maybe those surfers we talked to were right.
00:12:17There could be something weird going on here.
00:12:20I'll bet the Goha Aloha guy, Jared Moon, will know.
00:12:26Beware of Hawaii's most terrifying spirit, the scourge of the Pacific.
00:12:32Get your wiki-diki charms now.
00:12:44Don't wind up as a human sacrifice.
00:12:47Get your wiki-diki charms now.
00:12:51That's it.
00:12:53Better safe than sorry.
00:12:56Folks, today only by...
00:12:57This is your contact from Goha Aloha?
00:13:00Cool van.
00:13:02Not as stylin' as the mystery machine, of course.
00:13:06Mr. Moon, I'm Daphne Blake.
00:13:09I was supposed to meet you.
00:13:11Oh, yeah, right.
00:13:12The hot new Goha Aloha designer.
00:13:15The flavor du jour.
00:13:17Step into my office.
00:13:18Your office?
00:13:20Um, excuse me for saying so, but isn't it odd for a company rep to be working out of a
00:13:27van down by the beach?
00:13:28Company cars, sweetie.
00:13:30Oh, this little venture's something I'm doing on the side when I'm not moving and shaking with Goha Aloha.
00:13:36First thing you gotta learn about sales, sister.
00:13:39You gotta strike while the iron's hot.
00:13:41And these babies are H-O-T hot.
00:13:48Boy, business is booming, huh?
00:13:50Are you kidding me?
00:13:52I can barely keep these babies in stock.
00:13:54Once I sell my last batch, I'm out of here.
00:13:57And if you know what's good for you, you'll do the same.
00:14:00What are these things?
00:14:03Charms, talismans to ward off the wiki-tiki.
00:14:06What exactly is a wiki-tiki?
00:14:09Everyone on the island knows the wiki-tiki is an ancient spirit who dwells on Mount Pulanana.
00:14:16An ancient spirit?
00:14:17He's said to be 10,000 years old, give or take a day.
00:14:22And he must be appeased with a human sacrifice.
00:14:26Human sacrifice?
00:14:27I'm afraid so.
00:14:28Legend has it that long ago, the people of this island would appease the great wiki-tiki by sacrificing one
00:14:35of their own into the volcano.
00:14:38Wait a minute.
00:14:38I recognize you from Surfrider magazine.
00:14:41You're Manu Tuoyama, the big kahuna of Hanahuna.
00:14:45Wow!
00:14:46Surfing's not that important to me right now.
00:14:48Yeah!
00:14:49How would you feel if your girlfriend had been kidnapped and was about to be thrown into a volcano?
00:14:54Oh, sorry.
00:14:55But it's true.
00:14:57The wiki-tiki sent its evil tikis as a warning.
00:15:01They came and they took Snooki.
00:15:04Are you sure she was kidnapped?
00:15:06Well, Snooki's no rocket scientist, but she definitely knows her way around the island.
00:15:11Now, Manu, Jared, Little Jim, if you keep up this silly wiki-tiki local legend talk of yours, you're bound
00:15:18to scare off these nice kids.
00:15:20Let me assure you, Hanahuna is 100% safe, while you're more likely to get struck by lightning than become
00:15:27some silly sacrifice.
00:15:42I still say you should ban mainlanders from the surfing contest.
00:15:47Now, now, you kids know that as your duly elected mayor, who got 51% of the votes, I have
00:15:55opened the contest to include everyone this year.
00:15:58Yeah, and now Snooki's going to be sacrificed to the tiki spirit.
00:16:02Oh, Manu, you and your colorful island stories, tiki spirit, sacrifices, ha ha ha! What an imagination!
00:16:11I'm sure that you've heard that our lovely Hanahuna scored an eight on the island's charm-o-meter.
00:16:16The charm-o-meter was my idea, you know.
00:16:19Well, this tiki terror doesn't sound too charming.
00:16:22You don't get it. None of you do. This isn't some kind of joke.
00:16:26My Snooki's gone, and now we're all in danger.
00:16:31Manu is right. We must not ignore the warnings of the great and mighty wiki-tiki.
00:16:39Manu! Wait up!
00:16:42Oh, poor Manu.
00:16:44Look, another rainbow. It's a paradise here in Hanahuna, isn't it?
00:16:49If it's such a paradise, then why is everyone leaving?
00:16:53Yeah, they sure seem scared of something.
00:16:55Terrified is more like it. And who wouldn't be terrified of the horrible wiki-tiki?
00:17:05But I do hope you'll stay for tonight's festivities.
00:17:09Like if it's alright with you, we'd rather not be human sacrifices.
00:17:13What kind of festivities?
00:17:15The local realtors are sponsoring a little wing-ding with some entertainment and free food.
00:17:20Like you just said the magic words?
00:17:23Well, gang, it looks like we've got another mystery on our hands.
00:17:27And this time, it's Tiki style.
00:17:29It's Tiki style.
00:17:29It's Tiki style.
00:17:33It's Tiki style.
00:17:38It's Tiki style.
00:18:00There's no catch.
00:18:01There's no catch.
00:18:01It's just my little way of saying welcome.
00:18:03And there's entertainment, too.
00:18:11And a short and informative presentation about an incredible real estate opportunity, of course.
00:18:16Of course.
00:18:17Hey!
00:18:20And the kitties won't want to miss
00:18:22seeing our very own Mount Pulinana dessert
00:18:24erupt with guava lava ice cream.
00:18:31Oh, boy!
00:18:37Uh-uh-uh, not yet.
00:18:39It's time to limbo!
00:18:49How low can you go?
00:19:08Now that's low.
00:19:20Wow, that's really low.
00:19:23We have a winner!
00:19:29Don't you just love all this local island charm?
00:19:33Smile now.
00:19:34People love politicians who love doggies.
00:19:47He-he-he-he-he!
00:19:51What's he saying?
00:19:52He's singing to the wiki-tiki,
00:19:54begging him to spare a snooki.
00:19:56Has anyone actually seen this wiki-tiki?
00:19:59You don't have to see him to know he exists.
00:20:02Or to know that he's plenty angry.
00:20:05But why would the spirit be so angry?
00:20:07And at whom?
00:20:09He's angry at the mainlanders for surfing our waves.
00:20:12That's whom.
00:20:13And maybe he's angry at those who would spoil the island
00:20:18for their own personal gain.
00:20:20This isn't the first time the wiki-tiki has spoken.
00:20:23What do you mean?
00:20:24In 1815, the Portuguese ship El Guerrero anchored off our shores.
00:20:29They came to discover new lands,
00:20:32but didn't realize that their presence on our island
00:20:35would upset the tiki spirits.
00:20:40The moment the sailors set foot on the beach,
00:20:43the wiki-tiki became enraged.
00:20:52And Mount Pulanana erupted.
00:21:00Hey, I sure don't see any guava lava ice cream.
00:21:05An invasion is one thing,
00:21:07but a surfing contest is quite another.
00:21:09I'd say this is one hypersensitive spirit.
00:21:13Good evening, folks.
00:21:15I'm your host, Ruben LaLuna of LaLuna Realty.
00:21:18Do you ever dream of having your own piece of paradise?
00:21:22Well, folks, that dream can be a reality.
00:21:25I want you all to take a moment
00:21:28and imagine yourself as part owner
00:21:30in the soon-to-be-constructed Coconut Beach Condominiums.
00:21:34LaLuna Realty is changing the face of Hanahuna Bay.
00:21:38Nice, huh?
00:21:50People, people!
00:21:52No worries, don't panic.
00:21:54A unique perspective,
00:21:55considering a nearby volcano
00:21:57has just exhibited characteristics
00:21:58of a stage four eruption.
00:22:01Ruben's right.
00:22:03That volcano is completely dormant.
00:22:05It says so in all our island brochures.
00:22:09Whoo-hoo!
00:22:10Ha-ha.
00:22:11Folks, you don't get that back in Kansas.
00:22:14Now that...
00:22:15is a mountain view.
00:22:18Ugh!
00:22:26He stole Tora's little wiki-tikis again!
00:22:31Oh, no!
00:22:32Manu was right!
00:22:33But I have more slides!
00:22:36Oh, my!
00:22:37Oh, dear!
00:22:38This is real!
00:22:39not happening!
00:22:40You, with the video camera!
00:22:41Turn that off!
00:22:43We can't have the media getting wind of this!
00:22:47No!
00:22:49Oh, my God!
00:23:04Oh!
00:23:07Oh!
00:23:07Oh!
00:23:09Oh!
00:23:09Oh!
00:23:09Why aren't your legs moving, man?
00:23:11Run!
00:23:12What in the world are those things?
00:23:17I don't want to know, and I don't want to find out!
00:24:12I don't want to know, and I don't want to know!
00:24:33Hey! Put me down, you freaky tinkies!
00:24:36Hey!
00:24:57Those blasted wiki-tikies are scaring everyone away!
00:25:02Now, now, Reuben, like you said before, let's not panic!
00:25:07But people are moving out, not in!
00:25:10Real estate values are falling faster than a lead balloon!
00:25:13I'm ruined!
00:25:15Boy, that really puts the owl in luau!
00:25:18Are you okay?
00:25:19I'm fine, I think.
00:25:21But look at this! One of them dropped something!
00:25:25It's Snooki's puka shell necklace!
00:25:27So those tiki thingies do have Snooki?
00:25:30Those are called ha-hona lo-havas.
00:25:32They are spirits that serve their master, the powerful wiki-tiki spirit.
00:25:37This is what we were talking about! Now do you believe us?
00:25:42If we're gonna find Snooki, we're gonna have to find this wiki-tiki!
00:25:51This isn't adding up. I don't get it. Why would an ancient volcano spirit care about a surfing contest?
00:25:59Do you really think the wiki-tiki's got her?
00:26:02I don't know.
00:26:03How are we going to find this tiki-terror?
00:26:06Maybe we can get him to find us!
00:26:08I figure the best way is for me to join the surfing contest!
00:26:12But Fred, you don't surf!
00:26:20Well, lucky one of us does!
00:26:27Good thing I got a power pedicure for this practice run!
00:26:40No sign of him so far. How about you, Fred?
00:26:44Not yet!
00:26:49How about you, Shaggy? Seen anything?
00:26:51No sign of any spooky spirits here!
00:26:54So far, so good! Over and out!
00:26:57There's nothing like Hawaiian shaved ice!
00:26:59Oh, buddy!
00:27:02Whoa! Excuse yourself, Scoob!
00:27:09Like it's time to skedaddle, Scoob!
00:27:12It's the wiki-tiki!
00:27:17Master Scoob!
00:27:19Now that's what I call dog paddling!
00:27:22I think we lost him, Scoob!
00:27:29False alarm, old buddy, but as long as we're out here, what do you say we catch some waverino?
00:27:38Look, Scoob! I'm hanging ten!
00:27:41Me too!
00:27:44Oh, man! Like you're hanging twenty!
00:28:01There's still no sign of him!
00:28:03The sun's going down! We better call it a day!
00:28:06You're right!
00:28:07You're right! I don't see any sign of him either!
00:28:09How about you, Shaggy?
00:28:11Shaggy!
00:28:15It's the wiki-wiki-tiki!
00:28:18Hey, Tiki!
00:28:27Oh, no!
00:28:31Whoa!
00:28:33Whoa!
00:28:33Ohh!
00:28:34Whoa!
00:28:35Whoa!
00:28:36Oh, oh, oh!
00:28:41Whoa!
00:28:41Whoa!
00:28:46Whoa!
00:31:18Hey, look, a note.
00:31:22Begoni.
00:31:22Huh.
00:31:23Must be some kind of weird Hawaiian word.
00:31:25I wonder what it means.
00:31:26Uh, it's be gone, as in scram, beat it, or leave.
00:31:31Good thinking.
00:31:32By the looks of the ancient Hawaiian markings on this spear, my guess is it's from our friendly neighborhood wiki
00:31:39tiki spirit.
00:31:40It's a warning.
00:32:02It's a warning.
00:32:09Or a threat.
00:32:09Consider us warned.
00:32:09That's like not so little.
00:32:36That's like not so little.
00:32:39Oh, okay.
00:32:39It's a wiki this and wiki tiki that.
00:32:41It's driving me crazy.
00:32:44Sorry?
00:32:45You could go see Auntie Mahina.
00:32:48Some say she's lived on the rainy side of the island for over a hundred years.
00:32:52She's a medicine woman, a jungle visionary.
00:32:55It's said that she knows most and sees most.
00:32:59Dollars to donuts, she'll know something about the wiki tiki.
00:33:03If this Auntie Mahina can help us learn more about the wiki tiki, we'd sure like to meet her.
00:33:08That won't be easy.
00:33:10She's very mysterious, very reclusive, and lives in the deepest, darkest jungle.
00:33:14And she doesn't like to be disturbed.
00:33:16If it's all the same to you guys, Scooby and I will stay here and keep watch.
00:33:20But she does make one mean macadamia nut pie.
00:33:25Well, on second thought...
00:33:28Manu, do you think you could take us to her?
00:33:30I can't make any promises, but I'll do what I can.
00:33:40Great rental, Fred.
00:33:41But I'm not so sure about the colors.
00:33:44Works for me.
00:33:46I really appreciate all you're doing to help me find Snooki.
00:33:50Especially given the danger.
00:33:52Danger is my middle name.
00:33:54I thought it was Herman.
00:33:59You know, it seems to me that there are at least two people who could possibly benefit from the appearance
00:34:05of the wiki tiki.
00:34:06Well, that Jared Moon guy sure is making a killing selling those charms.
00:34:10What about that realtor, Ruben La Luna?
00:34:13If he really has his sights set on acquiring property, what better way than to scare the daylights out of
00:34:19people so they sell?
00:34:20Turn right, up there.
00:34:22But there's no road.
00:34:24We can't let that stop us.
00:34:26All right, everybody. Hold on to your hats.
00:34:43This jungle trekking is sure making me hungry.
00:34:46Everything makes you hungry.
00:34:48Wow.
00:34:49You know, now that I think of it, you're right.
00:34:51And that reminds me.
00:34:52I'm starving!
00:34:56Mmm!
00:34:57A mango!
00:35:05Yummy!
00:35:07Big ugly lizard!
00:35:08Big ugly lizard!
00:35:13Same to you, pal!
00:35:18This is it.
00:35:20We walk from here.
00:35:31How much further?
00:35:33Auntie Mahina lives at the base of Monkey Mountain, just north of here.
00:35:37Man like this would be one horrible place to get lost in.
00:35:42No problem.
00:35:43You're not gonna get lost as long as I'm around.
00:35:46Shh!
00:35:47Did you hear that?
00:35:48Hear what?
00:35:50It's him.
00:35:51You mean?
00:35:52Yes.
00:35:53The Weeky Tiki.
00:35:55Run!
00:35:58The Tiki!
00:36:06Hey!
00:36:07What are you doing?
00:36:08Keep going.
00:36:09I'm going to do what has to be done and get my Snooki.
00:36:16Manu, no!
00:36:17You can't go alone!
00:36:26Manu!
00:36:29Manu?
00:36:33He's gone!
00:36:34It looks like the Weeky Tiki took him.
00:36:36Just like Snooki.
00:36:37Can we go back to the hotel now?
00:36:40We've got to try and find Manu.
00:36:42And Snooki.
00:36:43I was afraid you were gonna say that.
00:36:45The question is, how are we going to find him?
00:36:48This jungle is just too dense.
00:36:51Hey!
00:36:52I'll bet Auntie Mahina will know.
00:36:55Manu said she was just north of here.
00:36:57But which way is north?
00:36:59Easy.
00:37:04Uh, Daphne?
00:37:05What are you doing?
00:37:06I'm checking my hair.
00:37:08Not to be the master of the obvious, but Daphne?
00:37:10You're always checking your hair?
00:37:13No, silly.
00:37:14I'm seeing which way it blows.
00:37:15That way I can tell which way the wind is coming from.
00:37:18And since the prevailing winds are from the north on this island,
00:37:21that means north is... that way.
00:37:24Whoa!
00:37:25Whoa!
00:37:41I think it'll hold if we go one at a time.
00:37:43I'll go first.
00:37:44If you insist.
00:37:48Nothing to it!
00:37:49Come on!
00:37:51After you!
00:37:53Okay.
00:37:54Heads, you go first.
00:37:55Tails, we go second.
00:38:00Heads it is!
00:38:01You go first.
00:38:02I suppose it would be useless to point out your lapse in logic,
00:38:05so I'll just go.
00:38:16Come on, Scoob.
00:38:17A deal's a deal.
00:38:20Come on, Scoob.
00:38:22A deal's a deal.
00:38:25Don't worry, old buddy.
00:38:27Don't worry.
00:38:27I'm coming!
00:38:29Ooh...
00:38:33Whoa.
00:38:35Whoa!
00:38:37Whoah!
00:38:41Whoa!
00:38:42Whoa!
00:38:48Are you two almost done?
00:38:54Hold on, Daphne!
00:38:55Trust me, I wasn't even thinking of letting go!
00:39:18Hey, neat trick, Daphne.
00:39:21Dental floss, don't leave home without it.
00:39:24Now which way do we go?
00:39:30What is it, Scooby? Like, what do you smell?
00:39:35Auntie Mahina's macadamia nut pie?
00:39:40Well, lead the way, old buddy.
00:39:59Man, that's one loud snore.
00:40:01That's one loud moo-moo.
00:40:04She's a shaman. She's supposed to be eccentric.
00:40:07Uh, Auntie Mahina?
00:40:10Ah, well, aloha, children.
00:40:14How kind of you to visit me in my loneliness.
00:40:17What can Auntie Mahina do for you?
00:40:20We wanted to talk to you about the wiki-tiki.
00:40:22The wiki-tiki?
00:40:36Uh, okay.
00:40:38Anyway, Manu Tuiyama was bringing us here when he was attacked and kidnapped by the wiki-tiki.
00:40:43The wiki-tiki took Manu.
00:40:46And Snooki.
00:40:48Hmm, are you sure?
00:40:51Do you know what's happened to them?
00:40:53For this, I must consult the bones. Come!
00:41:01The wiki-tiki is angry.
00:41:04Why would the wiki-tiki be angry?
00:41:06It doesn't make sense that an ancient spirit would go to all this trouble over a surfing contest.
00:41:11It is not just a surfing contest. The big kahuna of Hanahuna must be born of Hawaiian blood.
00:41:21Ancients rode longboards into the wind, crashing waves. Always Hawaiian blood.
00:41:28She's right. Surfing was invented in Hawaii.
00:41:32Yes, child. We called it he'enalu, or wave sliding.
00:41:38The wiki-tiki believes that the mainlanders have come to ruin the island.
00:41:44The wiki-tiki will have vengeance!
00:41:50Ke wiki-tiki, wiki-tiki kahuli-au.
00:41:54Man, I wish he wouldn't do that.
00:41:56If the ancient mythology is true, the wiki-tiki will sacrifice Manu and Snooki by throwing them into the volcano!
00:42:05Oh, no!
00:42:06Then we've got to climb up there and stop him!
00:42:09You must go and find the entrance to his lair and enter through the mountain.
00:42:15You mean, like, through spooky caves and stuff?
00:42:18Yes. Through spooky caves and stuff.
00:42:21Great.
00:42:23Now go! You must face him with courage in your hearts.
00:42:27And take this. It is filled with the extract from the borangawana root.
00:42:32The ancients used it to repel spirits.
00:42:34It's the only thing that works!
00:42:37Thanks for your help.
00:42:38Uh, we thought we smelled a macadamia nut pie.
00:42:42Did you happen to bake one today?
00:42:43Why, yes, child. I did.
00:42:46Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy.
00:42:50And I must say, it was delicious!
00:42:56Can you tell us how to get out of here?
00:42:58Sure. Just take the main road, right over there.
00:43:02That's strange.
00:43:03I wonder why we had to take the long way to get here.
00:43:15People, people, be reasonable.
00:43:17This is no time to be running scared.
00:43:21Well, I'm not going to stick around and risk becoming a human sacrifice.
00:43:24This is a perfectly logical time to run scared.
00:43:29Ah, it's over for me.
00:43:35As your elected mayor of the funnest little town in Hawaii,
00:43:39I assure you that we are doing everything in our power
00:43:41to make sure Hanahuna Bay remains safe and secure
00:43:45for tomorrow's surfing contest,
00:43:47which will proceed as planned.
00:43:50And here, to help calm everyone down,
00:43:52I have some vote molly buttons,
00:43:54which I think are just darling.
00:43:57Where's Manu?
00:43:58Uh, he was kind of kidnapped.
00:44:00Kidnapped?
00:44:00By who?
00:44:01We didn't actually see who it was, but...
00:44:04It was the wiki-tiki, wasn't it?
00:44:06The wiki-tiki, Espanu!
00:44:08Now, now, people, aloha!
00:44:11Let's not overreact!
00:44:13Just simmer down.
00:44:15Here, everyone take a button.
00:44:16Did I mention that they're free?
00:44:19We warned you!
00:44:21And now, look what's happened!
00:44:23You must ban the mainlanders
00:44:25from the Big Kahuna of Hanahuna surfing contest!
00:44:30Oh, now, little Jim, you know I can't do that!
00:44:33You are responsible for Manu and Snooki,
00:44:36and whatever happens tomorrow will be your fault, too!
00:44:43Oh, my!
00:44:48What am I going to do?
00:44:49I was going to run for governor!
00:44:52If this keeps up,
00:44:53I couldn't be elected tollbooth operator!
00:44:55Don't worry.
00:44:56We're going to do everything we can
00:44:58to save Manu and Snooki.
00:44:59Daphne's right.
00:45:01And since the contest is tomorrow,
00:45:02we've got no time to lose.
00:45:04Come on, gang!
00:45:05We've got to track down that tiki!
00:45:14Okay.
00:45:15We all saw the wiki-tiki enter the lagoon
00:45:17and then disappear.
00:45:18So the entrance to his lair
00:45:20has got to be here somewhere.
00:45:22Like I vote we bag this
00:45:24and just hang around the hotel
00:45:25until all-you-can-eat breakfast buffet opens.
00:45:28Come on, Shaggy,
00:45:29where's your sense of adventure?
00:45:31Back at the hotel.
00:45:40We have to find the wiki-tiki
00:45:41before the surfing contest tomorrow.
00:45:46Hey, wait a minute.
00:45:48I'll bet the entrance
00:45:49to the wiki-tiki's lair
00:45:50is hidden behind that waterfall.
00:45:54Hmm.
00:45:55Obvious, yet highly effective
00:45:57if you're right.
00:46:07There's nothing here
00:46:08but rocks, rocks, and more rocks.
00:46:10Yeah, you're right.
00:46:12Huh?
00:46:12Let's get out of here.
00:46:14Yeah, okay.
00:46:15Jeepers!
00:46:16I found it!
00:46:18The entrance to the lair
00:46:20of the wiki-tiki.
00:46:21Way to go, Daphne.
00:46:22You found our ticket in.
00:46:24I just hope it's not
00:46:26a one-way ticket.
00:46:27Hee-hee-hee!
00:46:50Fred, could I make a suggestion?
00:46:52Let me guess.
00:46:53You want to leave and never come back.
00:46:55Wow, Groovy.
00:46:57Groovy, it's like you read my mind.
00:46:59Now everyone stick together.
00:47:03Scooby-Doo!
00:47:06Rats!
00:47:08Rats!
00:47:09Uh-oh, Terrapus.
00:47:11Terrapus.
00:47:12Otherwise known as bats.
00:47:13Don't worry, Scoob.
00:47:14They can't even see us.
00:47:15Haven't you ever heard that expression,
00:47:17blind as a bat?
00:47:18Actually, most bats see well,
00:47:21but depend on echolocation
00:47:22to navigate in the dark.
00:47:23Look, over there.
00:47:25That looks like a way out of this bat cave.
00:47:27Let's go.
00:47:28Okay, but we've got to be very quiet.
00:47:32Any loud noises or vibrations
00:47:34could spook them.
00:47:39Shh!
00:47:41Shh!
00:48:00Run!
00:48:03Grr!
00:48:12Yuck! Any more of that, and I'd have gone batty.
00:48:23Get off, get off, get off, get off!
00:48:25Ha ha ha ha!
00:48:33If the wiki-tiki spirit is angry at the mainlanders, why not kidnap one of them to sacrifice?
00:48:38Yeah, why take locals like Manu and Snooki?
00:48:42Maybe the whole point is to teach the locals a lesson.
00:48:45Maybe he doesn't care who he kidnaps as long as he's got a sacrifice.
00:48:49Like, he might even go for a dog.
00:49:04Whoa!
00:49:08Guys, whatever you do, don't look down.
00:49:14Zoinks!
00:49:16Well, I told you not to look down.
00:49:25Well, looks like going back is definitely out of the question.
00:49:29Okay, everybody. Just be careful and keep moving.
00:49:39Wow! Like it's a steam bath in here.
00:49:42There must be an underground river.
00:49:45Combining that cold water with the hot air from the volcano's core creates this steam.
00:49:53Look over here!
00:49:56Shush!
00:49:58Imagine how long it must have taken to carve these steps into this stone.
00:50:02They've had plenty of time.
00:50:03I read the first Hawaiian people may have arrived here as early as 700 A.D.
00:50:10Hey, man. Where's the elevator in this joint?
00:50:18Do you guys, like, hear that?
00:50:23It's coming from up there!
00:50:27No! It's coming from down there!
00:50:30If I'm not mistaken, it's coming from both directions.
00:50:34These creepy tinkies are everywhere!
00:50:36The logical thing to do would be...
00:50:38RUN!
00:50:49We're doomed!
00:50:51Doomed!
00:50:54Look! Scooby's found a way out!
00:51:24Look at these carvings!
00:51:29They're beautiful!
00:51:30If Auntie Mahina was right, then we're not far from the wiki-tiki sacrificial altar.
00:51:38No!
00:52:01Okay, maybe it's, like, time to rethink this whole thing.
00:52:04We can't turn back now!
00:52:06Come on! This way!
00:52:34Snooki!
00:52:40Snooki, wait!
00:52:41The poor thing is terrified!
00:52:44We've gotta save her!
00:52:53Stay back!
00:52:56Or not!
00:53:05What?
00:53:21I've got a plan!
00:53:22Shaggy, we need you and Scooby to distract the wiki-tiki!
00:53:25What?
00:53:26Are you crazy?
00:53:29Like, no way, man!
00:53:30Uh-uh!
00:53:31We are not gonna be wiki-tiki bait, and that is final!
00:53:35Not even for a Scooby snack?
00:53:37Uh-uh!
00:53:38No!
00:53:40How about a macadamia-flavored Scooby snack?
00:53:46No!
00:53:50On a moonlit night, the time is right
00:53:53For some kissin' and huggin' in Hawaii!
00:53:56And if you treat me right, on this moonlit night,
00:54:00We'll be smoochin' and coochin' in Hawaii!
00:54:02Ooh!
00:54:04Hm?
00:54:07GRAAH!
00:54:10WAAAHHHH!!
00:54:11AHAH!
00:54:12AHA!
00:54:13AHAH!
00:54:14Looks like we're even talking to Hahahaha!
00:54:16Whoa!
00:54:17C402!
00:54:19Aaaah!
00:54:23Phoo-hoo!
00:54:27Ooh!
00:54:34Let's go.
00:55:10Snooki, are you okay?
00:55:12We've got to find Manu and get out of here.
00:55:16Follow me!
00:55:58We've got to find Manu.
00:56:03Let's get out of here!
00:56:05Run!
00:56:29Snooki, are you okay?
00:56:31I barely escaped, but that thing still has Manu.
00:56:40Where are you leading us?
00:56:41Just follow me and hurry.
00:56:44This way, in here.
00:56:54Let go of her!
00:56:56Yeah!
00:57:01How are we going to save Snooki now?
00:57:03This amulet that Auntie Mahina gave us doesn't work.
00:57:07Yeah.
00:57:08If you ask me, there's something funny about this whole setup.
00:57:12Well, let's try and find a way out of here.
00:57:14It looks like we took a wrong turn.
00:57:16Oh, man!
00:57:18It's a snake pit cave!
00:57:21Snakes!
00:57:22I hate snakes!
00:57:23By the looks of it, they're not exactly fond of you either.
00:57:27If we could just get past those snakes, maybe we could reach those roots over there and pull
00:57:31ourselves out.
00:57:32Yeah, but there's no possible way to get past that swarm of slithery serpents.
00:57:55Scooby-Doo!
00:57:56Come on!
00:57:58Come on!
00:58:10Come on, Shaggy!
00:58:11Grab onto a root!
00:58:14Roger that!
00:58:18Sorry!
00:58:18Won't happen again!
00:58:21Shoo!
00:58:22Boy, Scoob, that snake pit is like the pits!
00:58:27Let's get out of here!
00:58:41Now!
00:58:48No!
00:58:50No!
00:58:51Oh!
00:58:55Oh!
00:58:56Oh!
00:59:00Where are we?
00:59:02How will we find Snooki and Manu now?
00:59:08This has got to lead somewhere.
00:59:19Shh! You'll wake them up. They're sleeping.
00:59:27Wow! Check it out!
00:59:29This is hardly what I call ancient Hawaiian decor.
00:59:35They're not sleeping. They're just turned off.
00:59:47Gosh! They're nothing but little robots.
00:59:51Hmm. Yes. And very sophisticated robots at that.
01:00:00Hey, look at this.
01:00:05I wonder what this does.
01:00:19Guys, I think we're looking at the heart of the Mount Poulanana volcano.
01:00:23So it's not smoke coming out of that mountain after all.
01:00:27It's just steam that someone's been manipulating for effect.
01:00:31So that's the secret to the wiki-tiki. Smoke signals.
01:00:35And I'll tell you another thing. That wiki-tiki can't be ancient.
01:00:39How do you know?
01:00:39Why would a 10,000-year-old spirit be riding a Goha Aloha surfboard?
01:00:46Because he's got good taste?
01:00:49Maybe. Or maybe it's because he's not 10,000 years old.
01:00:54Take a look at this. It's the same surfboard the wiki-tiki used.
01:00:59That's one tricky-tiki.
01:01:01This entire wiki-tiki volcano blowing thing is just a hoax to scare the heck out of everyone in Hanahuna
01:01:07Bay.
01:01:08Today's the surfing contest.
01:01:10And I have a hunch Mr. Wiki-tiki won't be able to resist making an appearance.
01:01:15Well, there's our way out.
01:01:17Come on, gang. Let's get out of here.
01:01:19It's time to catch the big one.
01:01:50It's time to catch the big one.
01:01:50To the fourth annual Big Kahuna of Hanahuna Surfing Contest.
01:01:56What a beautiful day for it.
01:01:58Don't you agree?
01:02:02Dude, that mountain of yours can smoke all at once.
01:02:06I am still going to smoke all comers if you catch my drift.
01:02:09I think it's time to stop talking the talk and start walking the walk, dude.
01:02:20Does everyone know the plan?
01:02:23Well, gang, ready for a surfing safari?
01:02:25Ready to shred, Fred.
01:02:28Good luck.
01:02:42Yeah!
01:02:44All right!
01:02:45Good job!
01:03:03Isn't this lovely? Isn't this just honky-dory?
01:03:07Absolutely no worries. I hope you'll all remember what a fun time we had here come election day.
01:03:13Now let's all try and enjoy them.
01:03:23Whoa! Whoa! Peace out, dude!
01:03:31Are you okay?
01:03:33Yeah, thanks.
01:03:37All right, gang, this is it. When the going gets tough, what do we do?
01:03:42Bury our heads in the sand?
01:03:43Yeah!
01:03:49Whoa!
01:03:51Whoa!
01:04:01Whoa!
01:04:11Whoa!
01:04:14Whoa!
01:04:15Whoa!
01:05:36Hey, Scooby-Doo, you wasted the weeky-dinky.
01:05:40You were like, totally radical, Scoob.
01:05:43Yeah!
01:05:45Yeah!
01:06:05Way to go, Scooby!
01:06:07Now the question is, who is the weeky-dinky?
01:06:10I think it's Reuben La Luna.
01:06:13How about that weird old Jared Moon?
01:06:15If you ask me, it's that color-clashing Auntie Mahina.
01:06:20All very educated guesses, but all incorrect.
01:06:24Did anybody happen to notice what a rad surfer the weeky-dinky is?
01:06:29Ask yourselves one question.
01:06:31Who's the best surfer around these parts?
01:06:36Manu?
01:06:37Manu!
01:06:40Snooki?
01:06:43Manu, baby, are you all right?
01:06:45Manu wasn't kidnapped.
01:06:47He only wanted us to think he was kidnapped.
01:06:50To discourage us from solving the mystery, Manu faked his own kidnapping.
01:07:02You were right about it being a real estate scam, Fred.
01:07:05But it wasn't Reuben.
01:07:07It was Manu and Snooki doing the scamming.
01:07:10Manu knew all the local legends and was pretending to be the weeky-tiki in order to scare off the
01:07:15locals
01:07:16and buy their homes for pennies on the dollar.
01:07:18I checked the county registrar online,
01:07:21and all the properties sold recently were bought by Pamela Waiwa,
01:07:26aka Snooki,
01:07:30who also happens to have degrees in rocket science and robotics.
01:07:36So she is a rocket scientist.
01:07:38Until she decided to team up with her boyfriend for this little scam.
01:07:44Manu, how could you do this to your own people?
01:07:48Sorry, little Jim.
01:07:50I needed the dough.
01:07:52Being the big kahuna of Hanahuna doesn't exactly bring in the big bucks.
01:07:56All Manu and I have ever wanted to do was surf.
01:07:59We were going to make a killing on the property.
01:08:01Yeah, and then rake in the dough and ride the waves into our golden years.
01:08:06And our plan would have worked, too, if it weren't for you meddling mainlanders.
01:08:10Sorry, Manu, but it looks like you're going to be kicking back plenty behind bars.
01:08:17Well, at least I'm still the big kahuna of Hanahuna.
01:08:20No one can take that away from me.
01:08:23Not so fast, Manu.
01:08:27Ahem.
01:08:28As mayor of this fine town, I am proud to announce that this year's trophy for the big kahuna of
01:08:35Hanahuna surfing contest goes to Scooby-Doo.
01:08:40Who? Me?
01:08:43A dog? I lost to a dog?
01:08:48No way!
01:08:54And along with the trophy, our grand prize of...
01:08:58A year's supply of macadamia nuts!
01:09:02Did you hear that, old buddy?
01:09:03Ha, ha, ha! Macadamia nuts!
01:09:06Yum, yum!
01:09:12I want to thank you for all you've done.
01:09:15And to show our appreciation, I want to give you each a button.
01:09:22Oh, uh, and invite you to tonight's luau.
01:09:26Did someone say luau?
01:09:45Thanks to you kids, Hanahuna Bay went up one notch on the Charm-O-Meter.
01:09:50All the property that Manu and Snooki bought will be returned to the original owners.
01:09:55One other thing.
01:09:56If you ever have a hankering for some beachfront property, here's my card.
01:10:00Look me up.
01:10:01Thanks, Mr. LaLuna. We will.
01:10:03Good news, Daphne.
01:10:05The Goha Aloha Company loved your designs and wants to buy them.
01:10:09Gee, thanks, Jared.
01:10:11And I want you to have this.
01:10:15Compliments of the house.
01:10:16Wow. My very own tiki charm.
01:10:20Well done, kids.
01:10:22The real ancient spirits of Hawaii are in your debt.
01:10:27Uh, thanks, Auntie.
01:10:28But it was nothing. We were just doing what we do best.
01:10:31That would be meddling.
01:10:37Huh?
01:10:46Huh?
01:10:53Huh?
01:10:53Huh?
01:10:54Huh?
01:10:55Huh?
01:10:56Huh?
01:10:56Huh?
01:10:56Huh?
01:10:57Huh?
01:10:58Scooby-Doby-Doo!
01:11:03Aloha!
01:11:06I used to tell my friends
01:11:09I'd never leave this place
01:11:12Always stay right here
01:11:15Tropic breeze upon my face
01:11:24You wanna come back
01:11:26When the wiki-tiki calls
01:11:27You wanna come back
01:11:28To the island waterfalls
01:11:30You wanna come back
01:11:31When the island calls
01:11:32Hello, Scooby-Doo!
01:11:35You wanna come back
01:11:36Where the hummingbirds is high
01:11:38You wanna come back
01:11:39With a twinkle in your eye
01:11:40You wanna come back
01:11:41Where the surf is getting high
01:11:43Scooby-Doo!
01:11:45When you see the moon
01:11:48A volt of ice
01:11:50Like fingers in your head
01:11:53The breeze will sigh
01:11:55Gently in your ear
01:11:58The words are clear
01:12:01Mahalo!
01:12:02No noise!
01:12:03Scooby-Doo!
01:12:06Come back
01:12:07Come back
01:12:10Come back
01:12:12When the island calls
01:12:14Hello, Scooby-Doo!
01:12:17Come back
01:12:19Come back
01:12:22Come back
01:12:23Come back
01:12:23Where the surf is getting high
01:12:24Scooby-Doo!
01:12:38Gently in your ear
01:12:40The words are clear
01:12:43Mahalo!
01:12:44No noise!
01:12:45Scooby-Doo!
01:12:47Then your heart will beat
01:12:49To the island drums
01:12:50That's when the fun begins
01:12:58You can snap your feet
01:12:59To the island beat
01:13:01That's when the fun begins
01:13:06Gonna have a hooky-lou
01:13:08Gonna have a hooky-lou
01:13:08You wanna come back
01:13:10When the wiki-tiki calls
01:13:11You wanna come back
01:13:12To the island waterfalls
01:13:14You wanna come back
01:13:15When the island calls
01:13:16The lowest Scooby-Doo!
01:13:18You wanna come back
01:13:20When the hummingbirds is high
01:13:21You wanna come back
01:13:23With a twinkle in your eye
01:13:24You wanna come back
01:13:25When the surf is getting high
01:13:27Scooby-Doo!
01:13:29When you see the moon
01:13:31Of old Hawaii
01:13:34Like fingers in your hair
01:13:37The breeze will sigh
01:13:39Gently in your ear
01:13:42The words are clear
01:13:44Mahalo!
01:13:46No ka oi Scooby-Doo!
01:13:50Mahalo! No ka oi Scooby-Doo!
01:14:01On a moonlit night
01:14:03The time is right
01:14:05For some kissin' and huggin' in Hawaii
01:14:08And if you treat me right
01:14:10On this moonlit night
01:14:11We'll be smoochin' and coochin' in Hawaii
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