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00:12I'm not afraid to die today, I could've chose somebody else to love
00:23Give me the gun, I'll take the blame and cover up your darker shade of blood
00:35I'll feel the rain and turn the pain into gold
00:42I'll feel the rain and turn the pain into gold
01:00Mommy Baba?
01:06Q
01:12Allison
01:12Which someone will tell me
01:13Are you asking me, I am your extra physician and then put in your marks
01:20Daniel I囉 мне years old
01:23يا byuri
01:23can you leave us there?
01:24Mm
01:25My friends
01:26I drink
01:27Namaste
01:52Fuck.
02:01Why not on his part then?
02:02You can tell me if he's here or not.
02:04You can't keep him.
02:06You can't keep him unless you charge him.
02:07Have you charged him?
02:08Like I said to you before, someone...
02:09I need to know if he's here.
02:11I've been sat there for over an hour now.
02:12Listen, someone is going to come talk to me in a minute, so we need to go take a seat.
02:16Okay, I'll give you ten minutes, and then I'm taking your name and number.
02:22Hi, I'd like to...
02:29Yeah, I'd like to report a missing family.
02:33Whole families have gone missing, have they?
02:35Yes, I think they've been kidnapped by terrorists.
02:40What?
02:40Domestic ones.
02:42The white ones.
02:46Q-U-R?
02:49R-A-T hyphen U-L hyphen A-I-N.
02:54Two hyphens, okay.
02:55Yeah, that's what she goes by.
02:57Okay, I want to go back to the bust up that you said you had with your family.
03:02Well, that's not really that relevant, because what I'm saying is if you just hack into this,
03:07this was set up in the living room, so whatever's taken place will definitely have been recorded
03:11on this.
03:12So if we can just get into that.
03:13So that's a very different kind of investigation.
03:15It's a much longer process.
03:17It's a cyber crime, really.
03:18And this falls under missing persons, so all we're trying to do is just help you find...
03:22Why didn't you report the pig's head when you first got it?
03:24Sorry, but it's just the details.
03:26Yeah, yeah.
03:26Of course.
03:28That was...
03:30That's different.
03:31I'm reporting this crime now.
03:32Alleged crime.
03:34I'm sorry, maybe I'm being a bit paranoid.
03:36Am I like a suspect or something like that in this case?
03:39Easy now.
03:40No one said anything about a suspect.
03:42We just need to ask questions in order to conduct the proper investigation.
03:46So that's why I'm asking, why didn't you report the pig's head?
03:50I thought I could handle it myself with my private security consultant.
03:54You got a security consultant?
03:56Because I'm an actor and I'm in the news.
03:57Sorry, you're in the news?
03:59Yeah, I might be the next James Bond.
04:03Wait, wait, wait, wait, so you're saying that you're actually like a famous actor?
04:07I didn't say famous, no.
04:08I just said, well, actually, yes, my Bond callback is later on this afternoon, but I can't be there if
04:13I'm here, and I'm here because my family's not there.
04:15Right, so I'm just making sure we got private security detail, auditioning to be the next...
04:20James Bond.
04:23And got sent to the severed pig's head by racist trolls.
04:26They did, because they don't want me to be the next James Bond.
04:28Right, which is why these people have also abducted your family.
04:33There's my current working theory here.
04:35You sound completely fucking mental.
04:42Okay, mate, give us a few minutes, and we'll be right back.
04:51You've got to be kidding me.
04:55What in the shitting hell are you doing, man?
04:59If you keep your mouth shut, then maybe I can focus.
05:02Focus on this, you sentient ballback.
05:05You should be at home preparing for the audition.
05:07Shut up.
05:08Ouch.
05:08And you most certainly should not be here.
05:11You're not the hero of this story to them.
05:14You're the villain.
05:15Trust me.
05:16They're going to Google me.
05:17And when they do, they're going to see all the Bond chat, and they're going to see that I'm telling
05:19the truth.
05:20And then they can tell the papers how you showed up here with a severed pig's head.
05:25Think, you turgid gimp.
05:27Think!
05:30Fuck!
05:34Fuck!
05:46Sorry?
05:48Be cool, man.
05:49Police are going to be watching.
05:51I'm just looking for my family.
05:52That's not a crime, is it?
05:53Hey, calm the fuck down.
05:55I saved you back there.
05:56Oh, right.
05:57Okay, I'm sorry.
05:58And thank you.
05:58That's more like it.
06:00All you've got to do is walk normally.
06:03Very weird walk, man.
06:05I'm fine.
06:07Be normal.
06:08No, this is normal.
06:19This is normal.
06:21Ouch.
06:22Oh, whoopsie daisy.
06:23Gently, cock fingers.
06:25Okay, lock the doors, close the curtains.
06:27Let's run lines.
06:29Auditions in eight hours.
06:32Wait.
06:32Where are you going?
06:34I need to find the right USB.
06:36The only camera that matters is at the screen test.
06:40Shah, time's running out.
06:42Say the words with me.
06:44Ahem.
06:45Ahem.
06:46Do you want to know what it's like doing the dirty work?
06:50Fighting everyone and being no one?
06:54I don't live with myself.
06:56Oh, come on.
06:58I need...
06:58Hello.
06:59I'm giving you gold here.
07:02Oh, yes.
07:03That's right, motherfucker.
07:06This is all a distraction.
07:08Classic self-sabotage.
07:11Ah, shit.
07:12Come on.
07:17Fuck.
07:18You're not afraid for your family.
07:20You're afraid of success.
07:23Even if they have been kidnapped, you're no superhero spy.
07:28Becoming one should be our focus.
07:31Why don't you try helping for a change?
07:33I am helping.
07:35The only version of you that has any value to your family or anyone else is Bond.
07:41Shut the fuck up.
07:43Oh, God.
07:45Self is as basic as they come.
07:47Try his birthday, obviously.
07:50Oh.
07:51Oh, fuck.
07:56You don't even know his birthday?
07:58Some brother you are.
08:00Okay, we don't know.
08:02Can we get back to work?
08:06The security consultant?
08:09Oh, yeah.
08:10If you were this obsessive about your craft, you'd have a career.
08:25This is a security restaurant.
08:27If you see something that doesn't work for life, speak to staff or text British Transport
09:01please.
09:02Let me just shit out, okay? Just have some faith.
09:06I'm an actor, aren't I?
09:07Oh, God.
09:10Excuse me, sir.
09:13I'm not doing anything.
09:14I'm not even here to catch a train.
09:17Oh, God.
09:19No, no, I'm gonna get back.
09:21Do you mind if it's like walking a bike?
09:22Down, boy.
09:24What's in the bike, sir?
09:26Stop, you fucker!
09:27Sir, that won't be necessary.
09:34Yep.
09:37You say something?
09:38Good, ma'am.
09:39Have a good day.
09:43How'd you do that?
09:44Well, I've still got a few tricks on my sleeve when it comes to law enforcement.
09:48Must be nice to be tall and white, huh?
09:51Membership has its privileges, shall we?
09:55It's a complete fucking mess.
09:56I tried to go to the police.
09:57Well, there's your first mistake there.
09:58Come on, man.
09:59We're gonna find your family, all right?
10:01Okay.
10:02Yeah.
10:03It feels good to hear you say that, because nobody believes me.
10:05I like him.
10:06He makes me feel safe.
10:08I'm gonna put a call out of something called the Kilner system, all right?
10:10Now, luckily, Wembley is CCTV to the hilt.
10:13So, if your family have been on any street, actually, in London in the last eight hours,
10:17I will be able to track their exact location down to the inch, and as soon as I get a
10:21ping,
10:22you'll be the first to know.
10:23Really?
10:23Yeah, man.
10:24All good.
10:25That's fucking amazing.
10:27I didn't realize your company had that kind of reach.
10:30My company has the biggest reach there is, all right?
10:33Don't worry.
10:33Look, listen, here's the thing, right?
10:34Your family, that's today's problem, yeah?
10:37What about tomorrow's problem?
10:38Now, do you want to be reactive, or do you want to be proactive?
10:42I want to be proactive.
10:43Of course you fucking do.
10:44You are on the precipice of something massive, and all that backlash that you've been experiencing
10:48recently, it will only get worse.
10:50Trust me, I know.
10:51I've fucked the audition, and my prospects have gone down the toilet.
10:55So...
10:56Listen, I wouldn't be here talking to you now if that was the case.
11:00Would I?
11:02So you've got your recall later, correct?
11:06Yeah.
11:06Yeah.
11:07So you're gonna go in there, you're gonna do your audition, and when you do, those decision-makers
11:13will be primed in your favor.
11:19What?
11:20You understand?
11:20Well, how, how, how...
11:23How are you gonna do that?
11:29Are you on my five?
11:32It's okay.
11:34Holy fuck.
11:35Okay.
11:35It's not a big deal.
11:36It's not a big deal.
11:37Okay, listen to me.
11:39I'm the only call you'll ever need to make.
11:42We've got your bag.
11:47What?
11:48There's a catch, isn't there?
11:49No.
11:51I mean, look, every relationship's a two-way street, isn't it?
11:55So...
11:57Basically, what we're trying to do is, we just want to build bridges to your community,
12:02and in order to do that, we rely on individuals such as yourself, just to help us with, um, messaging.
12:07You know, as a prominent Muslim, and soon to be more so your voice, it carries a lot of weight,
12:12Sean.
12:13So let's use it.
12:15Yeah?
12:15Yeah?
12:17Right.
12:18Sean, let's sidebar.
12:20Now!
12:21Just remember we're the good guys.
12:23Yeah?
12:23Don't forget that.
12:25Sean!
12:27Well, this...
12:30I'll be here.
12:36I mean, that sounds shady as shit.
12:39No?
12:39Shah, I was wrong.
12:41Going to Nigel was a masterstroke, albeit an accidental one.
12:45What are you talking about?
12:46He wants me to be a snitch.
12:48Snitch?
12:48He's not asking you to honey-trap an ayatollah, is he?
12:51He's offering you the role of a lifetime in exchange for some light PR work.
12:56I'm not a sellout fed.
12:58Sorry.
12:58Sellout?
12:59Well, pardon me, Nelson pissing Mandela.
13:02You want to star in a franchise that brazenly sells watchers, cars, and the British Secret Service.
13:09This is the only way you will land this role.
13:14I guess I just always thought I was someone who represents us to them.
13:19You know, not them to us.
13:21You're not representing them or us.
13:24This is about you, Shah, and who you want to be.
13:28And put simply, do you want to be talking to a pig's head in a toilet, panicking about your career
13:33and your family?
13:34Or do you want to be the hero of this story?
13:37The ultimate shitting hero?
13:39Because that, my friend, is what is on the table.
13:56Shah?
13:59Shah?
14:00Shah, what the hell are you doing, man?
14:03Hello?
14:04I'm improvising.
14:05Oh, god.
14:07Access.
14:07Ghost!
14:11Okay.
14:12как у нас
14:16Oh, my God.
15:06Okay. Okay. What in Satan's gossip did you just do? We were this close?
15:13Answer me!
15:15Hello?
15:16Oh, God. Norimbron. No one's watching you, malodorous pissflap.
15:21What's your problem, man?
15:22My problem is that I care about you, Shah. I want to make you better.
15:27No, it's just because you say that you're trying to help me. All you do is shit on me.
15:29It's tough, love. And it's the only voice you understand.
15:33If I humiliate you, it's to save you from the bigger humiliation of remaining as you are.
15:38You want to chill out? I'm in control now. And I know where we're going.
15:47No, no, no. Please don't fake hang up on me.
15:51You need me.
16:16Fine. I'm willing to try things your way.
16:19But if we want to be Bond, why are we at Taliban HQ?
16:23These savage little Ewoks only hold us back.
16:29Don't leave me out here!
16:31Don't leave me out here!
16:51Congratulations to Allah.
16:52Yeah.
16:53May Allah.
16:54May Allah.
16:54May Allah.
16:55Excuse me.
16:56Sorry.
16:56I love some bad.
16:57Excuse me.
16:58I love some bad.
16:58I love some bad.
16:58Uncle.
16:58Can I have a word, please?
16:59Why are you calling me uncle at the same age?
17:02I mean, I'm sorry.
17:04I'm actually here to look for someone.
17:06Someone who's gone missing.
17:07My brother.
17:08Zofi.
17:09I think you know him.
17:09He's the big guy who does the cabs.
17:11Have you seen him?
17:13Well, inshallah.
17:13We're just about to start praying.
17:15Come and join us.
17:15And then after we can talk.
17:16It's just a bit of an emergency.
17:18Excuse me.
17:19Asalaamu alaikum, everyone.
17:20My family's gone missing.
17:22Um, uh, my parents, Praviz, Latif, and my mother, Tara Latif, my siblings, Zofi, and
17:27Q, Quratul Ain.
17:30I think some of you know them.
17:32I'm just wondering if, uh, if you might have heard anything.
17:35I was just hoping someone might be able to help.
17:37Pig!
17:39Pig's head!
17:40Pig!
17:41Pig's head!
17:43Someone's left a pig's head at the front gate.
17:47You're probably best to leave that alone.
17:54It's...
17:55He's with me.
17:57It's with me.
17:58It's mine.
17:58It's mine.
18:04Get out of here!
18:08Go the other way!
18:11Quick, down here!
18:13We have to do another weird system.
18:14He's called ions to right me.
18:16Hey!
18:18Hey!
18:34Hey hit me!
18:36Hey, Dad.
18:36Hey, watch this happen in aiquity.
18:37Hey, מה they've got me neither here?
18:38Look at what you've done, Sha!
18:45you owe me an apology mate under 90 seconds for the algorithm yeah i told you your failures
18:54would catch up to you idf bastard who recruited you mossad idf 100% bossad i told you he's
19:02not deep patel he's much too short you can't handle them alone i told you that you need to be
19:15him
19:41oh
19:43yeah
19:43yeah
19:44Oh!
20:20Yes. Yes. The strong must replace the weak.
20:30Your turn now, Sha.
20:55This is the only way. Can't you see? Surrender! Surrender!
21:14Surrender! Surrender! Surrender!
21:30Oh my god, are you okay?
21:45No. No. No. No. No.
21:57How bad is it?
21:58No, no, no. It's not bad. It's not bad. It's not too bad.
22:01I feel like it's pretty bad. It feels like I'm missing an eye. Am I missing an eye?
22:06You're gonna be okay. Right? You're gonna be okay.
22:09Oh, it's cold. It's so cold. I don't want to die.
22:15Say, I can't do this without you.
22:16I know, you really can't. That other guy though, the one chasing you, he had potential.
22:26Why? Why did you resist?
22:30You tell me. You're the only one who gets it. You're the only one who gets me.
22:34That's why I need you. But I don't even know who you were.
22:41I was who you needed me to be. Hidden inside the voice of Patrick Stewart.
22:48Which is weird. You might want to unpack that.
22:55No, no, no, no. Don't go. We're a team. Okay?
23:00Good luck without me. Dickhead.
23:07Hey. Hey. Hey.
23:24And that's just the price of yours.
23:30You're stuck with Allah.
23:31I told you. I wasn't lying.
23:32You need to realise what we're dealing with here.
23:35Put it down.
23:35Don't put it down. Get rid of it.
23:36I am going to get rid of it.
23:37But just look at you.
23:38I don't need to see shit.
23:39She doesn't know what she's doing.
23:40I do know what I'm doing.
23:41And I'm not the one acting crazy here. Okay?
23:43Your son is. And so are you two by ignoring him.
23:45Shaju is fine. He's just stressed.
23:47I don't need to hear this shit.
23:48Why do we always have to pretend like everything's okay when it is not?
23:51No one is pretending.
23:51You pretend about everything!
23:53I do not!
23:54You're pretending right now!
23:56You are!
23:57What are you doing?
23:58Why do you-
23:58Baba?
24:00Baba.
24:01Baba.
24:02Baba.
24:03Baba.
24:03Baba.
24:04Baba.
24:04Baba.
24:05Baba.
24:05Baba.
24:06Baba.
24:07Baba.
24:10Baba.
24:26But you are Shah Jahan, king of the world.
24:51Oh shit, but the view count is rising.
24:54Oh fuck my family!
24:55Your family is fine, Q was the one who sent me the clip. If anything, they are more concerned about
24:59you.
25:00Oh my god, thank god.
25:02Alicia?
25:03Yeah?
25:04I know I haven't been myself recently.
25:06Oh, that was extremely understated. Do that in the audition, yeah?
25:10What, is that still on?
25:11Yeah, it's still on.
25:13What?
25:13Yeah, no, you don't deserve me. I even got your slot pushed to the end of the day.
25:17Oh my god, I fucking love you.
25:18Now listen, we've got to clean you up, sort this shit out with your family, so I don't need you
25:22distracted in the room today, okay?
25:23Alright, yeah.
25:25Alright.
25:25Absolutely.
25:30Hey, I care about you, you know that, right?
25:35Yeah, I do.
25:48Hello?
25:49In here, baby.
25:52So, Nicole.
25:55Who are you?
25:56We're fine. How are you?
25:58Okay, I was so worried about you all.
26:02She's fucking crazy, bro.
26:03What the hell are you doing, Felicia?
26:05Going above and beyond as your agent. Again.
26:09Sit down.
26:10I can't believe I was going to do work, it's really good.
26:11Alright, shut up!
26:15You think that I'm going to put up with your crap for eight years and let this opportunity pass me
26:19by?
26:19If you're not happy, then we can talk. I can change the commission structure.
26:22Oh, I'm not doing this because I'm unhappy. I'm doing this because you are.
26:26That doesn't even make sense.
26:28That's all in bitch.
26:30Shah, do you want to know why you're blocked? Why you fucked the biggest moments of your career?
26:35You are looking at reason one, two, three, and four.
26:40You are obsessed with getting their blessing.
26:43Their approval.
26:44To be fair, you've been fixated on a lot more people's approval than just us.
26:48Ain't it?
26:48Yeah, ain't it?
26:50She's right.
26:50You keep trying to take people with you, but that's why there's only two seats in a DBS.
26:54Is that like a jet?
26:56It's an Aston Martin, you idiot.
26:57You know, the fact you didn't even mention the DB12 to him proves to me that you're a blood clot
27:01pagan.
27:02The fuck did you call me?
27:03Just use being true. They don't understand.
27:05Shut the fuck up!
27:06Listen to me, Shah.
27:07If you want to nail this audition, you have to eliminate all of them first.
27:15But these are my people.
27:18Everything I do is for them.
27:22You're ashamed of them.
27:24You're always trying to fix and change them, but you can't, so just cut them loose, man.
27:28You told me when you signed me that we were going to change things.
27:31We were going to make a difference.
27:32Yes, to your life.
27:34I'm not trying to give the whole village a piggyback.
27:37I didn't mean village. We're from Karachi. We've got running water there, thank you.
27:40Listen, making a difference means paying minimal tax.
27:45Maybe you buy a couple holiday homes.
27:47You can hire a few assistants who look just like you.
27:50That's what I want.
27:51But what do you want, Shah?
27:53Material stuff doesn't really matter to me.
27:55I'm an artist.
27:56I feel, I feel, I feel.
27:59What? Why can't you accept that? I'm an artist.
28:02Yeah, you know what?
28:03True artists, they don't give a fuck about other people.
28:06Or what they think.
28:08Come, let's do this loud now first.
28:10Don't do it!
28:16This should be the one who does it.
28:20Say what?
28:24Shahju?
28:24Shut up, Mummy.
28:26What the fuck are you doing, bro?
28:27Stop undermining me in front of everyone.
28:29You always do that.
28:31You will not shoot Mummy and Baba, okay? I forbid it.
28:34I'm in control now.
28:36Don't talk to your mother like that.
28:38Also, shoot her first.
28:39What?
28:40Come on, Thar. Everybody knows you pushed him into this.
28:43Your ambition, the pressure, the ridiculous school.
28:47That's from somebody who dragged us all to a whole new country.
28:49My child, I was so happy in Boxford.
28:52And the best actor in all goes to.
28:53Shut up!
28:54I decide who gets it.
28:56And in what order?
28:58Bro, quick sidebar.
29:00Why am I even tied up?
29:02I've been your biggest fan since day.
29:04Do you know how many anonymous tweets I wrote defending you?
29:06I appreciate that.
29:07Yeah.
29:08I'm your ride or die, cuz.
29:10Obviously, I don't really want to die, but...
29:11Listen, these men are old as fuck.
29:13They're on their way out already.
29:14You can do them guilt-free, do you know what I'm saying?
29:15Can you just shush, okay?
29:16You're only here for the free shit and the clout anyway.
29:18How about you, Shush?
29:19Yeah?
29:19You've been jealous of this man before you could walk?
29:21I took...
29:21Bro!
29:23I've been here for you since day one, cuz I took a knife for you.
29:26Yeah?
29:27And my brother, I need to be here with you, for you, to defend you off from these snakes.
29:30You ungrateful f...
29:31Shut up!
29:33Listen to me, cuz.
29:34Yeah?
29:35Any time I took the piss out of you, it was just character building.
29:37I was building you.
29:37You hate him.
29:39Shahjoo, Janna, shoot Zulfi.
29:40He would have strangled you in the crib if he couldn't...
29:42Hey, listen, nobody's shooting anywhere.
29:43Shut up!
29:46Oh, Allah.
29:50Cuz.
29:53I just wanna see.
29:55Yeah?
29:56Cuz me, you know I'm here, Katnath.
29:58I wanna apologize for saying...
30:04Oh, okay.
30:05Good.
30:05Yeah, nah, you got rid of the most toxic elements in our family, so...
30:08Yeah.
30:08Bro, you know what?
30:09You actually did well.
30:10I kinda rate that, so that was mad.
30:11Like, we weren't expecting that, were we?
30:14I wasn't expecting...
30:24It's always been you and me, Shahjoo.
30:26Hmm.
30:31Just me and my beautiful boy.
30:44Where am I?
30:46Hmm.
30:47I'm still asleep.
30:48How many fingers?
30:50Three.
30:51Name?
30:51It says here, Shahj, Shahjah.
30:55Yeah, everyone calls me Shah.
30:57Mary?
31:00Hmm.
31:01Your arms aren't the best, Mr. Lateef.
31:04It's been a long day.
31:05Yeah?
31:06What'd you do for a living?
31:07I'm an actor.
31:09What you been in then?
31:11You think I've seen?
31:12Probably not.
31:15Might be in next James Bond, though.
31:19I won't do this in a couple of hours.
31:22You've taken a piss?
31:23Yeah.
31:24Well, you have to before you go anywhere.
31:26You're dehydrated, love.
31:27Fuck.
31:28My...
31:30My family, yeah.
31:31They're gone, Doctor.
31:32They're missing.
31:34Sounds like a busy day.
31:36Doctor will be in soon.
31:40Bond.
31:41Huh.
31:42Break a leg.
31:43Yeah.
31:49Yeah.
32:15Thanks.
32:18Mr. Lateef, what are you doing?
32:20I need you to go back to your room.
32:22I...
32:23I...
32:23You can't keep me here.
32:25What are you doing, bro?
32:26We're in here.
32:28What the fuck are you doing here?
32:29What do you mean?
32:30Why do you never reply to your texts, man?
32:32Why, eh?
32:32You two?
32:33Look who's finally shown up.
32:35Oh, my God, thank you.
32:36Baba!
32:37Victor, where were you?
32:38Oh, Shahjoo!
32:39Huh?
32:40I told you, here he comes!
32:44What happened to you, man?
32:45You look like shit.
32:46I...
32:46I just...
32:47I slipped and I hit my head like an idiot, that's all.
32:49What happened to you, Baba?
32:49This is a little heartache.
32:50Nothing to piss your pants about.
32:52What happened to Sophie?
32:53He's offering his new boyfriend.
33:02Oh, um...
33:03It's...
33:03It's Braviz, okay?
33:04You've got more to worry about than Braviz.
33:05This is about you.
33:06I'm sorry, okay?
33:07We were just halal texting.
33:09Okay, there was one weird pic.
33:10Can you shut the fuck up?
33:11I'm not here about you.
33:12She can deal with you herself.
33:13I respect her.
33:14Well, you're disrespecting me, didn't you?
33:15And you're wasting my time.
33:17Okay.
33:18Can I be honest with you?
33:20I love Muba, okay?
33:22And so does the investment team in Dubai.
33:25For real?
33:26Tomorrow afternoon, I'm flying out.
33:27Muba is first thing on the agenda.
33:33Tomorrow afternoon?
33:34Yeah, you know what?
33:35Come with me.
33:36I love you.
33:37I'll pay for your flight.
33:39Wait.
33:41I think I've got to see him right now.
33:43Bro, they're getting on a plane.
33:44Well, then come.
33:44We've got to go.
33:45Wait, you have your audition today.
33:47Mummy, fuck the audition.
33:48I have to see Zofie.
33:51Okay, man.
33:53I can't do this without you.
33:56Is your phone fully charged?
33:57Yeah.
33:58Then yeah, I can't do this without you.
34:05I could get fired for just having you in this car.
34:08Oh, yeah.
34:09Zofie banned you from the app.
34:11Nice.
34:12No, nothing's gonna happen to you, mate.
34:13That's me on the dashboard, alright?
34:15Really?
34:18I thought it was Dev Patel.
34:20Right, you know what?
34:22You get it before 3.30, I'll give you an extra 20 quid.
34:24How's that?
34:24Wait.
34:25Chill.
34:25Oh, yeah, this is my account.
34:26I'm good for the dough.
34:27No, you ain't.
34:28You're broke as fuck.
34:30What?
34:31You leave tags on your clothes.
34:36It's harder to return them with the tags off, alright?
34:38Well, stop it, bro.
34:39It's embarrassing.
34:40Shit.
34:41We might not even make it in time.
34:43You'll make it.
34:44I know all the shortcuts to the airport,
34:45while avoiding all the speed cameras and CCTV.
34:49I could even get you through security
34:50and onto a runway if you want.
34:52Just try the car.
34:53Please drag the car.
34:55To the terminal, not the runway.
35:07That way.
35:12Duh!
35:14Oh, shit.
35:16Yasmin.
35:17What are you doing here?
35:18I'm just done.
35:19Oh, my God.
35:20You can't keep doing this.
35:22I can't believe this is happening.
35:23Um, I thought I made it clear when we spoke last night that this isn't a-
35:27I'm not here to try and stop your leaving.
35:29Oh.
35:30We're actually here to try and stop someone else leaving.
35:34I'm sorry.
35:34I'm sorry.
35:34You saw him last night.
35:35You didn't tell me that.
35:36Ollie, mate.
35:38Hey, nice to meet you, mate.
35:39Yeah.
35:39I've heard a lot about you.
35:41Oh, my God.
35:42Oh.
35:43Yeah, yeah.
35:44Well, that's all right.
35:45It's worse than it looks.
35:47Oh, seriously, you got to go.
35:48Yeah.
35:48We've got to go.
35:49What are you like?
35:496'2".
35:51Come on.
35:54What was that, Yas?
35:56I got.
35:57You got to be good as well.
36:00Excuse me, sorry.
36:01I'm sorry.
36:01I'm sorry.
36:02I'm sorry.
36:02Excuse me, sorry, sorry.
36:05Whoa!
36:06Boarding pass.
36:07We don't have boarding passes, but somebody that we really need to speak to has just gone through.
36:11Yeah.
36:11That's not how it works.
36:12Sorry, one sec.
36:14Have you got any photos of Sophie on the phone?
36:16Yeah.
36:16I'm going to go quickly.
36:18Excuse me.
36:19We have reason to believe that this individual is a terror suspect and a security threat.
36:23We need to locate them and stop them immediately.
36:25One moment, sir.
36:27What the fuck are you doing, Rob?
36:28Trust me.
36:29It's going to work.
36:30No, no, no.
36:30I'm not in golf.
36:32Right.
36:33You said something about security.
36:34I did.
36:35Yeah.
36:35He's traveling to the Middle East.
36:36He runs a complex network of drivers, couriers, and black market dash cam suppliers.
36:41And how do you know this?
36:42I have links to the security establishment.
36:44What links?
36:45MI5.
36:45Sorry, I...
36:46MI5.
36:50Yeah.
36:50Not buying it.
36:51Next.
36:53I'm sorry.
36:54What do you mean you're not buying it?
36:57You know, tone of voice, body language, the whole performance really.
36:59I just didn't see it in the eyes.
37:01Let me go again.
37:01You film it this time and we can watch it back together.
37:04You are already on camera.
37:05If you keep annoying me, I'm going to put you on the news.
37:08Better than having a hundred dead bodies and exploding 747 on the news.
37:11They don't fly 747s anymore.
37:12Because of people like this.
37:13I'm trying to tell you.
37:15Trained in Chechnya.
37:16Fought in Afghanistan.
37:17The Battle of Kandahar.
37:18Maybe you've...
37:18What are you doing?
37:21He's saying you're a security threat and a terrorist.
37:23I'm an entrepreneur.
37:25Sorry.
37:28Hey.
37:29Can we talk?
37:30Next.
37:30Yeah.
37:35You got blood?
37:37Oh, yeah.
37:39I got hit by a car.
37:41You hurt?
37:42Yeah.
37:42Good.
37:49Well I'm sorry.
37:51I'm really, really sorry.
37:53I've been a fucking dickhead.
37:55Shoot this.
37:56My whole life.
37:57I've seen you out here.
37:58Yeah?
37:58Doing you.
38:00I'm sorry.
38:01I'm really, really sorry.
38:01I've been at home bro.
38:03Trying to repay your family for taking me in QA.
38:09I should thank you.
38:11You know what you made me realize?
38:13I have to do me.
38:17Yeah.
38:20Wait, is this like a real thank you?
38:21Like a fuck you thank you?
38:24Both.
38:26I'm tired of being the little baby.
38:28I'm not trying to be a junior partner in a relationship.
38:30That's it.
38:30And I hear that.
38:31Yeah.
38:32And I don't want to control you.
38:34I'm sorry I swayed you.
38:36I just, I've just been ticking boxes my whole life.
38:39And you're not a box.
38:42You are a flower.
38:45With layers.
38:46Like an onion.
38:47Okay, you need to work on that.
38:49Yeah.
38:51What are you getting on a plane?
38:54I'm back in four days.
38:57Oh.
38:58Why didn't you just call me anyway?
38:59Wait.
39:00This is too important.
39:06I love you bro.
39:07Say again?
39:08I said you're a fucking prick.
39:10You're a little prick too.
39:16That way.
39:18Economy.
39:19I'll see you at baggage claim.
39:21For fuck's sake.
39:24Yes.
39:25I'll put yourself together.
39:26I'll be grinning at her for you guys.
39:27Man, give me my phone please.
39:28It's children though.
39:30Psycho.
39:33I don't know if you're still down but you could probably still make an audition.
39:36You're so happy.
39:41I don't know if you are.
39:44I've got to go on a plane.
39:46I've got to go here.
39:47I don't know if I can.
39:49I am getting away from now.
39:50Oh, my God.
40:20Oh, my God.
40:52Oh, my God.
41:20Fire on set.
41:21Sound speed.
41:23Screen test, Charlotte Eve, take two.
41:25Marker.
41:29And we're set, and...
41:34Action!
41:36That could have just as easily ended a few centimeters to the left.
41:39It wouldn't have mattered to you at all, would it?
41:42Just as long as you were pleasing your masters.
41:46Letting them tell you exactly who to be.
41:50But I see you.
41:53And when it's just you, all alone, tell me, how do you live with yourself?
42:02Do you even know who you are anymore?
42:10Do you want to know what it's like?
42:13Doing the dirty work.
42:17Fighting everybody.
42:19And being a nobody.
42:23The blood of my hands is mine.
42:30Because I kill a part of myself every day.
42:34I live with myself.
42:44Live with whoever you need me to be.
42:52If I don't know who I am, it's because...
42:57You don't want to know.
43:01And cut!
43:02Cut!
43:10Wow!
43:13I've never seen anybody turn a performance around, I think.
43:17You see, you just...
43:19I think I'll get it now.
43:20Okay, well, great.
43:22Now, it's just one more thing.
43:23It's just, you know, a bit of a rites of passage.
43:27Okay.
43:28Congratulations.
43:35Back to one.
43:39So now you're going to say your name in three...
43:49Two...
43:52One...
43:56Action!
43:58The name's...
43:59The name's...
44:02Shah Jahan.
44:04Shah Jahan.
44:06Shah Jahan.
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