00:01Oh, I'm sorry!
00:04Oh, wait a second.
00:10We look like twins.
00:12Yeah?
00:13What a coincidence.
00:14Well, my lover bought me all of this, so...
00:18Honey, look what I found for our sweet little babies.
00:22Sweet, honey, it would be perfect for our little girl.
00:26What is going on?
00:28Who are you?
00:30Don't joke like this.
00:31I am the mother of your child.
00:35What?
00:36Wait a second.
00:37I can't believe my ears.
00:39Are you cheating on me?
00:44You jerk!
00:53Why the hell did you just do that?
00:55Do what?
00:56I just told the truth.
00:58You are the father of my baby.
00:59I have never seen you ever in my life before.
01:02You might have confused me with someone else.
01:03Oh, really?
01:04Yeah.
01:04John's party.
01:05John's party.
01:06Eight months ago.
01:07Remember?
01:10Yeah.
01:12I was there too.
01:14And you have been doing too much, so we slept together.
01:17And here is the result.
01:20What the fudge.
01:22What the fudge.
01:22I don't remember any of this.
01:24You were just making it up.
01:26Oh, really?
01:27Yeah.
01:27Yeah.
01:28Yeah.
01:29Then how do I know that you have a mole on your left cheek down there?
01:42Did this really happen?
01:48I guess I had to own up then.
01:50I'm sorry.
01:53I had no idea.
01:55How about I give you a hug at least?
02:01Oh, my God.
02:04I knew it.
02:06I knew it.
02:07I knew it.
02:07Why did you do that?
02:08You didn't suppose to know.
02:12Ma'am.
02:15Ma'am, would you pay me?
02:17Ma'am.
02:20Damn.
02:21Are you insane?
02:22Why did you do that?
02:24Now I'm definitely not paying you.
02:26Understand?
02:26Hold on, hold on, hold on.
02:27Hold on, hold on, hold on.
02:28So you are the mastermind behind all this stupid plan?
02:37Why?
02:42I'll pay you.
02:44What?
02:45Tell the truth.
02:47No.
02:51Okay.
02:53Your wife wants to record your confession to affair, so she could divorce with you.
02:58Shut up.
03:00By the way, the baby she's carrying, it's not yours.
03:04It's your gardener.
03:10Yeah, I never liked the way he's mowing the lawn.
03:15Get out.
03:17Please, I...
03:18Take your gardener with you.
03:30How about some coffee?
03:32I mean, you know about my mold.
03:35I know nothing about you.
03:38Weird.
03:42My treat.
03:44Good.
03:47How do I look?
03:50What?
03:51No.
03:53No, what is this?
03:54No, no.
03:54We talked about it.
03:55No makeup.
03:56What are you doing?
03:56No, but I...
03:57Stop thinking.
03:58You're not here to think.
03:59You're here to look.
03:59Just remove this thing.
04:01Okay, the whole thing.
04:02No makeup.
04:03The more natural, the better.
04:04Right?
04:04We discussed it.
04:05Hair.
04:06What are you doing with this hair?
04:09There you go.
04:09And get it.
04:10Just play with it.
04:11Why are you trying to be so stiff?
04:12Okay.
04:12The more natural, the better.
04:14Now you look beautiful.
04:14You see, that's great.
04:16But I want it to be in all my glory for your boss.
04:18And you're gonna be the less the better.
04:20I told you a million times.
04:21Okay?
04:21Just let this hair go.
04:22Trust me.
04:23It's gonna be great.
04:24Okay?
04:24Okay.
04:25Whatever you say, darling.
04:26I'll go change.
04:28No, no, no.
04:28We're not done.
04:29Sit down.
04:30You have to try the meat.
04:31It's a very, very important dinner tonight.
04:35Tell me how is it?
04:37Just try.
04:41Come on.
04:43And?
04:46How is it?
04:47Mmm.
04:48It's very tasty, but very greasy.
04:51Tasty, greasy.
04:51It's okay.
04:52We're gonna mix it up with this wine.
04:53To be sure that it's matching.
04:55Hop.
04:56Come on.
04:56Don't be like this.
04:57Have another bite.
04:57Try one.
04:58No, but I don't want to eat too much.
05:00Don't be ridiculous.
05:01Come on.
05:01Come on.
05:02Have a sip.
05:03Come on.
05:04There you go.
05:05You, you.
05:07And one more piece.
05:09Just to be sure.
05:11Or maybe not.
05:12Come on.
05:13There you go.
05:14Oh.
05:16And wine.
05:17Come on.
05:18Chop, chop, chop, chop, chop.
05:19Up, up, up, up.
05:20Okay.
05:21Good girl.
05:22Come on.
05:22Come on.
05:22You know, the more you drink, the more fun you work.
05:24Plus the guests are coming any second.
05:26Yeah, but Charlie, I'm afraid I won't make it because I have to go pick up my dress from
05:30the laundry mat before 8.
05:318?
05:32They're coming here any second?
05:33What are you talking about?
05:34There's been rescheduled.
05:35What?
05:35Yes, yes.
05:36They're coming.
05:36They're going to be ready.
05:37No, but I'm not ready.
05:39I got everything here.
05:41There you go.
05:41So just relax.
05:42Just do something about this face and the whole hair.
05:46Okay?
05:46Just, you know how I like it.
05:47Okay?
05:48Just be natural.
05:49All right?
05:50Okay.
05:50Okay.
06:00Mr. and Mrs. Miller, I'm delighted you guys could make it.
06:03Please come in.
06:04It's a pure pleasure to get you guys here.
06:06Mm-hmm.
06:06It's wonderful.
06:15Yes, Mr. Wheeler, you mentioned that your wife is beautiful, but you never told me that
06:20she's a supermodel.
06:24And I like your new employee already.
06:29Flattery?
06:30That's good.
06:31It's not a flattery.
06:32These are facts.
06:33Every man is dreaming about having such a beautiful way by his sight.
06:36Yeah.
06:36Hello.
06:38Mr. Wheeler, it's so nice to meet you.
06:41Hello.
06:42Mrs. Wheeler, you look gorgeous.
06:44I really like your lipstick.
06:46And I like your lipstick too.
06:48Because it's got on your cheek.
06:51Don't worry about it.
06:52Good one, sir.
06:55Charlie, get the bags.
06:56Yes, sir.
06:57The chef assures me that it's the best salmon in town.
07:00Come on, darling.
07:01Come on.
07:03Salmon, what about the meat?
07:05What about the meat?
07:06We're eating salmon.
07:07Just keep smiling.
07:09All right.
07:10All right.
07:10Let's get this party going.
07:16Mr. I gotta tell you, this was the best salmon I ever had.
07:20Didn't I tell you?
07:21Uh-huh.
07:22And it was my Lily who recommended this restaurant.
07:26Lily, of course.
07:26Can this woman be any more perfect?
07:28I don't think so.
07:30I don't know.
07:31I don't think your wife likes it very much.
07:38Wait a minute.
07:39She didn't.
07:39We can't have a form of meat.
07:41And what are you two lovebirds whispering about, huh?
07:45You know, she was just saying how full she is.
07:47She's been stuffing her belly since the early morning like it's her last supper, you know?
07:52Charlie, why do you say that?
07:53But I'm sure she's gonna finish each single last bite of this delicious meal, right?
07:58Yeah, you better.
08:02Don't ask me.
08:05My Lily, she's always at a beauty shop or a tanic salon, at the gym, you know.
08:12She even recently got herself a plastic surgery.
08:15Harry!
08:16Oh, come on!
08:17What's wrong with that?
08:18Come on, Charlie, tell her, huh?
08:19On the contrary, I think it's very brave of a strong woman to make that kind of step.
08:26Do you really think so?
08:28Absolutely.
08:29Always admired.
08:29Such a beautiful woman who can take such a great care of it.
08:32I thought you said that only clowns care about their looks.
08:40What are you talking about? You're crazy.
08:46Come on, Charlie.
08:48Let's have a drink outside, okay?
08:49I'm gonna tell you all about my visit to Capri.
08:53Mm, ladies.
08:54Great idea.
08:55Yeah.
08:55Gotcha.
08:57I'm so sorry.
08:58I really didn't mean to help find you.
09:00I really find you very attractive.
09:03And you have such beautiful earrings.
09:05Can I see them?
09:06Oh!
09:07Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, I'm so sorry.
09:11I'll clean it up.
09:11I'm sorry.
09:17Well done, Charlie.
09:19You've made your wife a real scarecrow tonight.
09:22Come on, with Margaret, it wasn't that hard.
09:25No, no, no.
09:26Come on.
09:27I appreciate, really.
09:29I always make sure that my Lily is the prettiest girl in the room.
09:33And she is the most beautiful.
09:35Ah, yeah, yeah.
09:36She was.
09:37About 15 years and 40 Ringo's ago.
09:41I'm sorry.
09:42Ah, that's right.
09:43I like younger and prettier girls myself, but she doesn't have to know everything.
09:50When your wife is the daughter of a major investor, you have to pretend that you love her and her
09:56only.
09:56You have to pretend that she's the prettiest.
09:58But then, all those corporate parties with all the employees bringing their wives all dressed up and done up, you
10:07know, it's...
10:08Yeah, I can barely imagine, so...
10:10Yeah, that's why I have one rule in my company.
10:14Either your wife's ugly or you don't belong in my company.
10:17Well, you know that I really care about your company, sir.
10:20Yeah, I can tell by your wife's appearance tonight.
10:23Come on.
10:25I'm gonna tell you, I'm not gonna stop there, you know?
10:27By the end of the year, she's gonna stop waxing and gain 15 pounds.
10:30Whoa!
10:31You're not sparing her at all, are you?
10:33Not at all.
10:34Anything to make your wife happy.
10:35Yeah, or her investor.
10:43Charlie.
10:44Charlie, I'm not feeling very well, you know?
10:46I have a headache, so I think I'm gonna just go to sleep early.
10:50Mr. Wheeler, it was a pleasure to meet you.
10:53Yeah.
10:53Good night.
10:54Cheers.
10:56Yeah.
10:57I wouldn't be surprised if she's gonna steal a bottle of wine, you know?
11:00Drunky.
11:01Ah, okay.
11:01Here's how it is.
11:04It was a great evening.
11:05Hope you had a good time, Mr. Messrs. with her.
11:07I hope your wife won't feel offended that we had so much fun without her.
11:12Yeah, don't worry about it.
11:13The only way to offend her is if we would eat all the cake.
11:15You know?
11:15That's the time.
11:16You got it.
11:20Honey, um...
11:23Ah, she probably found some new way to stay forever young in some cryo-chamber or something,
11:29you know?
11:30You gotta do what you gotta do.
11:32Yeah.
11:34Let's go.
11:35Honey.
11:37Anyway, I'm sure you have a great future in my company.
11:41Oh.
11:41Yeah.
11:42It was a great evening, and I hope...
11:54What are you wearing?
11:56Oh, I'm feeling better now, so I decided to come back to your party.
12:01And...
12:02I've cleaned up a bit.
12:04Are you looking at the younger, prettier girl?
12:06What's wrong?
12:07I just...
12:08What did you say?
12:09I didn't say it.
12:11You did.
12:11Did you forget?
12:14Oh, that's alright.
12:16I like younger and prettier girls myself, but...
12:19she doesn't have to know everything.
12:21When your wife is the daughter of a major investor,
12:24you have to pretend that you love her and her only.
12:28I'm so sorry for overhearing your chats.
12:31I recorded everything.
12:33And actually, I found Mrs. Wheeler's phone number in your address book.
12:37Thank you for opening my eyes to that creep.
12:41Rest assured, my father will know what a freak his son-in-law is.
12:48Gail.
12:49Seriously.
12:50Mr. Wheeler, how about the position?
12:51To hell with your position.
12:53Without the investor, the whole company is dead.
12:55What the hell is this?
12:56Are you crazy?
12:58Come on, why are you dressed like this?
12:59We had a plan.
13:00Stick to it.
13:01I am going to look the way I want.
13:04Alright?
13:05For too long, I've put your requests above my wishes.
13:08So from now on, if I want two hours of makeup before just throwing out the trash,
13:13I will do two hours of makeup.
13:16And I will wear my best dress.
13:18We were doing so good.
13:19A couple more seconds would be perfect.
13:21Golden.
13:22Ah!
13:23And what is this?
13:24Are you leaving me now?
13:25What is this nonsense?
13:27No.
13:27You are leaving.
13:28Or have you forgotten who owns the house?
13:33Come on, let's discuss it.
13:35What are you doing?
13:36Can't you see?
13:38I'm taking out the trash.
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