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Puputok na ang bulkan, at kailangan na mag-alay ng birhen! Sino ang i-aalay mo?
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00:00Hey, it's nice to put it on the side.
00:03It's just here.
00:05Hey!
00:05Do you have a picture with your ex here?
00:08Don't worry, don't worry about anything.
00:11It's a pain in the stomach,
00:14so that we don't have the Christmas decorations.
00:18Is that right?
00:19Oh, that's right.
00:21Okay, I'll tell you.
00:25Oh, why do I have a picture here?
00:28What?
00:29Backup.
00:30That's why you're going to be scared.
00:41What is this?
00:45Why do you have a cell phone here?
00:48Is you a cell phone to your mom?
00:51You said that I was thinking of this Christmas tree
00:55It's for you to sing Christmas songs.
00:58Ah.
01:00Oh, there you go.
01:01You can call it.
01:05Ah.
01:07Ah.
01:07There you go.
01:08It's Santa.
01:10Santa.
01:19Ah.
01:21Oh.
01:22There's another one here.
01:23Ah.
01:24Oh nga.
01:25Mukhang luma na yan eh.
01:26Baka last year pa yan.
01:27Ay!
01:28Masahin ko ah.
01:30Dear sweetheart,
01:32para sa akin.
01:35Ito ang regalo ko sa'yo
01:37para makabawi sa pambababae ko.
01:39I love you.
01:42May babae ka?
01:44Wala na!
01:45Last year pa yan!
01:46ma'am!
01:51Diyan lang natin lalagay ito, ha?
01:54Uwa?
01:54Nasa'n ba yung star natin dito?
01:58Ah!
02:00Junior!
02:01Bakit may pratpante dito?
02:05What's up?
02:07Um...
02:08Akin po yan.
02:10Ay...
02:10Sinusuot ko po yan.
02:12Chant ko rin po tinatago.
02:14Baka po kasi hindi niyo matanggap na.
02:18Bakla ako.
02:24Anak.
02:25Matatanggap ko naman eh.
02:27Pero next time,
02:28huwag mo lang pakikilaman yung brot panty ko!
02:31Tingnan mo!
02:33Kaya pala nawa kang wala dito.
02:35Walang pala saka akong nakalagay.
02:36Kayo mga pakilamero't pakilamero dyan!
02:39Biyeras na naman!
02:41Welcome to...
02:42Baka po yan!
02:45Merry Christmas!
02:47Merry Christmas!
02:48Merry Christmas!
02:50Merry Christmas!
02:59Good evening.
03:00Ngayon muling nagbabalik ang Go to Health.
03:03At ngayon kasama naman natin
03:04mula sa Society of Health.
03:06Isang napakagaling na spesyalista
03:08na merong nadiskubre na bagong virus.
03:11Palakpakan natin si Dr. Alexander Cruz.
03:15Good evening.
03:16Dr. Cruz, meron kayong bagong sakit
03:21na nadiskubre na kumakalat ngayon.
03:23Ito yung tinatawag na
03:25Ongkake virus.
03:26Doc, pwede nyo bang explain sa amin
03:29paano kumakalat yung Ongkake virus na ito?
03:31Wala pang specific kung paano ito kumakalat.
03:34Pwede itong skin to skin.
03:36Okay.
03:36Pwede rin itong airborne.
03:38Pag may umubo,
03:40pwede mong malanghap ang Ongkake.
03:42Gagano'n?
03:42Pwede rin sa sex.
03:45To tell you the truth,
03:46eh wala pang nakakaalam po paano ito kumakalat.
03:49Dahil kakadiscover lang ng virus na ito.
03:52Okay.
03:52So, anong mga physical manifestations na ito
03:56sa taong infected?
03:58Meron ka bang halimbawa mga pantal sa balat?
04:01O kaya yung mga pasa?
04:03Pangingitim ng anumang parte ng katawan?
04:05Meron bang mga gano'n na palatandaan?
04:07Napakaganda ng katanungan mo.
04:09Pero mahirap madetect
04:10ng isang taong may Ongkake dahil
04:13kaya wala talaga kang makikitang palatandaan
04:15sa kanyang katawan.
04:17So, papano?
04:19Meron na bang nadiscovering gamot
04:21para sa Ongkake virus?
04:24Wala.
04:24Wala pang gamot?
04:26Teka eh bago.
04:27Delikado ba ito?
04:29Delikado ito.
04:31Kaya pinag-iingat talaga lahat ng publiko.
04:34Gano'n ka delikado?
04:36Sobra ba?
04:36I mean, nakamamatay ba ang Ongkake virus?
04:40Nakamamatay.
04:41What?
04:41One hundred percent.
04:43One hundred percent.
04:44One hundred percent?
04:45Okay.
04:46Dok.
04:47Medyo curious lang ako.
04:49Bakit ba ito tinawag na Ongkake virus?
04:52Well, yung una nga nagkaroon na Ongkake virus
04:56at yung taong namatay sa sakit na ito.
04:59Ang kanyang huling nasambit at nasabi ay ang Ongkake.
05:05Okay.
05:07Tapos siya'y namatay.
05:08At ang mga doktor na nakarinig, nakarinig itong sinabi niya.
05:11Aha.
05:12Yun na ang itinawag sa virus na Ongkake.
05:16Okay.
05:17Dr. Cruz, ilang katanungan na lang po.
05:20Ah, ano ba ang nararamdaman ng isang tao na infected ng Ongkake virus?
05:30Actually, wala.
05:31Wala?
05:32Normal lang ang pangangatawan.
05:34Normal lang itsura.
05:35As in, wala talaga.
05:37Wala.
05:37Kahit ano, kahit anong parte ng katawan na sumasakit o likod, dara, tiyan, ganyan.
05:44Walang mga ganon?
05:44Normal lang talaga.
05:45Normal?
05:46Wala talaga ang nararamdaman.
05:48Normal lang itsura.
05:49Normal lang itsura.
05:51Normal lang itsura.
05:52Walang nararamdaman.
05:53So, paano?
05:54Dok, ibig niyo sabihin, maski kayo, pwedeng may Ongkake virus kayo.
05:59Pwede.
06:00Dahil normal lang aking nararamdaman.
06:02Normal lang aking itsura.
06:04Maaring meron akong Ongkake virus.
06:07Hmm?
06:08Ito ba?
06:08Normal ba ang nararamdaman mo?
06:11Normal naman?
06:12Pwedeng meron kang Ongkake virus.
06:14Hala!
06:15May Ongkake virus sila!
06:17Huwag kayo!
06:18Eka, sandali.
06:18Anong kami?
06:19Baka ikaw ang meron.
06:20Ha?
06:20Normal ba?
06:22Dok?
06:23Normal na ba po?
06:24Maaring meron kang Ongkake virus.
06:25Ha?
06:25Wala!
06:26Ika, igaw!
06:27Anong nararamdaman mo?
06:28Normal ako, Dok.
06:30Maaring meron ka rin Ongkake virus.
06:32Wala!
06:32May Ongkake virus!
06:34Normal ako!
06:34Ako, normal ako eh!
06:36Maaring meron ko normal!
06:38Maaring meron ka Ongkake virus!
06:39Uy!
06:39Uy!
06:39Uy!
06:40Uy!
06:40Uy!
06:44Baka may Ongkake virus!
06:48Kayong mga mananood po,
06:49normal ba ang pagrandan ninyo?
06:51Kung oo, maaaring!
06:54May Ongkake virus din kayo!
06:56Uy!
06:58Uy!
07:00Uy!
07:10Uy!
07:11Ma, Marina!
07:12Ano nangyayari?
07:14Nagagalit ang gultan!
07:17Nagagalit!
07:17Naku!
07:18Ibig sabihin anytime puputok na yan!
07:19Ha?
07:20Paano mo naman nalaman?
07:22Based experience?
07:26Huh?
07:26Huh?
07:26Tiyah!
07:27Kailan nyo ang makakanean nyo?
07:29Huh?
07:30Huh?
07:33Huh?
07:33Taka, taka!
07:36Huh?
07:36Kailan naman na siya!
07:37Huh?
07:37Huh?
07:38Taka, taka!
07:39Baka nagpapahinga lang.
07:41Tapos mamaya sasabog ulit.
07:42Huh?
07:43Huh?
07:44Huh?
07:44At si Anne, parang ang mahal na Reyna lang.
07:46Huh?
07:47Tiyah!
07:47Kailan ako tumabog, huh?
07:49Kailan?
07:49Kailan?
07:50Kailan?
07:51Nagi!
07:52Mahal na Reyna!
07:54Mahal na Reyna!
07:55Huh?
07:57Mabuti at matuntun namin kayo.
07:59Bakit?
07:59Hindi nyo ba nararamdaman?
08:02Nagagalit na ang vulkan?
08:04Huh?
08:04O ngayon?
08:06Kailangan natin mag-alay ng Birel.
08:09Huh?
08:09Hindi.
08:10Patadamay tayong lahat.
08:11Huh?
08:13O ngayon ba?
08:16Pwes!
08:17Tanda akong ialay ang aking sarili.
08:19Huh?
08:20Para sa kaligtasan ng lahat!
08:21Huh?
08:22Ikaw?
08:22Iaalay ko, buhay ko!
08:24Para sa ating lahat!
08:27Ikaw, Birhen!
08:29Huh?
08:31Ikaw, Birhen!
08:32Hindi mo pa niya magbiliin?
08:35Huh?
08:36Huh?
08:37Huh?
08:38Huh?
08:39Huh?
08:40Huh?
08:41Wala na kayong waras!
08:43Wala na kayong waras, para pagkasayang palang panahon!
08:44Huh?
08:44Ano?
08:45Sila, simulan ka agad natin ang regwal!
08:47Agad!
08:48Wait, sinong ialay natin?
08:51Huh?
08:53Huh?
08:55Huh?
08:56Huh?
08:57Huh?
08:57Huh?
08:58Huh?
08:58Sorry, pala.
09:00Huh?
09:01Huh?
09:01Huh?
09:04Huh?
09:06Huh?
09:09Huh?
09:09Huh?
09:09I'll tell you who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one.
09:13Let's go!
09:15Let's go!
09:16Let's go!
09:19Let's go!
09:19What do you think of my jungle best?
09:21Provo?
09:22Highly free test?
09:23Move it!
09:24I'm still trying to think about this.
09:27What?
09:29We're going to get rid of this!
09:32Come on!
09:40Ten!
09:41Under the ground!
09:42Long there!
09:44Under the ground!
09:46Two three!
09:49Five!
09:50Five!
09:51Five!
09:55That's what the ANDREW� facilitated!!
09:59So let's go!
10:01I see!
10:03Why did you..
10:04Listen to me!
10:06What?
10:07No, you.
10:08Why is this?
10:09Please!
10:10Please!
10:10Please!
10:11Please!
10:11Please!
10:12Please!
10:12Please!
10:13Ah!
10:14Ah!
10:17Humito!
10:23Humito!
10:23Huh?
10:24Isang lang ang ibig sabihin nito!
10:27Ano?
10:29Bakla ang Vulkan!
10:31Sige lang!
10:31Itali sila!
10:32Ipagkain sa Vulkan!
10:34Ah!
10:35Oh, oh, oh, oh!
10:38Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
10:42Tshut-tshut, tshut, tshut!
10:44Tshut-tshut, tshut, tshut!
10:47Sino ka? Magiting na lalake!
10:51Hindi ko alam.
10:53Ang tanging alam ko lang ay...
10:55Gusto kong ang kibigo.
10:56Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
10:58It's tambay, it's tambay sa looban
11:02Gabit-nag kahit ang kalamasan
11:04Ito na naman po si Bongbong, sisilipin ang inyong mga sumbong.
11:09Walang baliligtasin?
11:12Lahat tutumbukin dito sa
11:13Mas Binabonggang Sumbong-Sumbong
11:16kay Bongam-Bongam-Bongbong.
11:20I am BG.
11:48Bobogang, Bobo gang!
11:50Just do it with the Bobo gang!
11:54Bobo gang!
11:55Bobo gang, Just do it with a Bobo gang!
12:17Just do it with a Bobo gang!
12:44I'm Robin Hood!
12:50What's going on?
12:51Bro!
12:52It's not even ending.
12:54Huh?
12:54Someone to watch.
12:56Someone to watch overweight.
12:58Someone to watch overweight.
12:59Tulungan mo kami kumaya.
13:01Oo, ma.
13:02Tulungan mo ako, ha?
13:04Tulungan mo ako, ha?
13:05Mga hangre!
13:07Mga hangre!
13:14Sino ka magiting na lalaki?
13:18Hindi ko lang.
13:20Ang tanging alam ko lang, eh.
13:22Gusto ko magiging ka.
13:25Kung ganyo, ikaw ang nasasulat
13:29na magiging ama ng aking mga anak.
13:33Marahilaya.
13:34Ganun na.
13:34Huh?
13:37Huh?
13:38Huh?
13:40Huh?
13:42Huh?
13:43Huh?
13:44Huh?
13:45Huh?
13:47Huh?
13:48Huh?
13:49Huh?
13:51Huh?
13:54Huh?
13:56Huh?
13:56Huh?
13:59Huh?
14:03Huh?
14:04Huh?
14:08Huh?
14:09Huh?
14:10Huh?
14:11Huh?
14:13Huh?
14:15Huh?
14:15Huh?
14:16Huh?
14:17Huh?
14:18Huh?
14:18Huh?
14:19Tila nananaginip si Reyna, damihan!
14:22Rey!
14:22Oo nga, mukhang binabaw mo siya at baka mamatay.
14:26Baka maging Reyna na ako.
14:27Ang ibig ko sabihin isigin siya!
14:29Rey!
14:30Reyna! Reyna, damihan!
14:32Reyna, damihan!
14:34Hey!
14:39Hagre, Piretto!
14:41Hagre, Panaya!
14:43Nagpakita sa aking panaginip
14:45ang lalaking magiging ama ng aking mga anak!
14:49Ay!
14:50Ano daw? Ano daw?
14:53May nangyari sa inyo? Anong nangyayari?
14:56Wala! Ginising niyo ako eh!
14:58Ay!
14:59Ang kaya nga eh!
15:00Ang sorry eh!
15:01O sige, matulog ka nalang ulit para matuluyan panaginip.
15:03Ay oo nga! Baka sakaling matuluyan ka!
15:05Ay! Ibig sabihin matuloy na yung mangyayari
15:07kasi kukwento mo na!
15:09Ay! Ano sige!
15:11Tulog ulit! Tulog ulit!
15:12Ay!
15:12Ay!
15:15Ay!
15:16Ang may na dumihan!
15:17Ay!
15:18Ay!
15:19Ang may na dumihan!
15:20Ano yung nalangyari!
15:21Iwag ka sana ipakalara sa inyo mga aking kasintahan!
15:23Ay!
15:24Ay!
15:24Kapasintahan!
15:25Meron ka kasi yung muro!
15:27Ay!
15:27Imuro!
15:29Ay!
15:30Para mataliga!
15:31Buro?!
15:32Para mataliga!
15:33Ay!
15:35Ay!
15:38Hindi maaare!
15:41What do you mean?
15:42What do you mean?
15:43I mean,
15:45that you should not be able to
15:48get a lot of money
15:48but you know that I am not a lot of money
15:52but it's not a lot
15:54I want to be able to get a lot of money
15:58but you really should not be able to
15:59get a lot of money
16:01but you know that I am able to
16:03help my brother
16:05not to understand
16:09What do you mean?
16:12Iburo, mahal ko
16:13What do you mean?
16:16Mahal ko, huwag kang mag-alala
16:18Itatakas kita
16:18Walang makakapigil sa atin
16:20Excuse me
16:22Mamayana lang
16:24Ay!
16:27Dahan, dahan!
16:29Ibang sensasyon na!
16:31Ako na lang!
16:33E teka, tutulungan ko na kayo makatakas
16:35Hindi ko papayagang makatakas kayo!
16:39Oma, magbatayan na kayo! Este, tutulungan kita!
16:41Tutulungan kita!
16:42Magtulungan natin sila!
16:43Sige!
16:44Akin na!
16:44Mahal ko!
16:47Akin na!
16:47Akin na!
16:49Bigyan mo sa akin na!
16:50Sa'yo na siya!
16:51Ay!
16:52Akin na!
16:54Sa'yo na siya!
16:55Akin na!
16:56Ay!
16:56Ay!
16:56Akin na siya!
16:58Akin na siya!
16:59Akin na siya!
17:00Akin siya!
17:02Malena!
17:03Akin siya!
17:04Akin siya!
17:05Akin siya!
17:06Akin na siya!
17:07Akin na siya!
17:11Akin na siya!
17:14Akin na siya!
17:17Akin na siya!
17:18Okay, ito!
17:20Pwede ito!
17:20Pwede ito!
17:21Pwede ito!
17:23Babe?
17:24Yes?
17:25Bakit may laro ang hamster dito?
17:27Nakakulong pa?
17:29Ay!
17:30Ano yan eh!
17:31Regalo ko sa'yo sana nung last Christmas yan!
17:33Nakalimutan ko ibigay!
17:35Itong laro ang hamster na to?
17:37Hindi laro ang hamster yan!
17:38Totong hamster yan!
17:39Nakalimutan mo yung pakainin!
17:46Eh, asa na yung star?
17:48Ito na!
17:49Ito ka na kayo yung star!
17:50Wanda no!
17:51Tintan ko ko yan!
17:55Sino to?
17:57Sino kasama mong babae dito?
17:59Ha?
18:00Hindi ko kilala to ah!
18:01At ang sweet nyo pa,
18:02magkaya ka pa!
18:03Ikaw mong bababae ka na lang!
18:05Mataba pa!
18:05Ano sinasabi mo?
18:06Pakitaan!
18:07Mataba oh!
18:08Sino tong matabang to?
18:09Babe, ikaw yan eh!
18:10Tinan mo, ikaw yan!
18:12Hindi ba pumayat ka lang?
18:21O!
18:22M!
18:23G!
18:23O!
18:24M!
18:24Bakit?
18:24Ano ba nakita mo?
18:25Susi ba?
18:26Alahas?
18:27O gamit ito sa bayan na nawawala?
18:29Hindi!
18:30Si Lolo!
18:32Diba isang taon na siya nawawala?
18:34Eh, nandito lang pala siya eh!
18:36Eh, eh, eh!
18:37Okay, no!
18:39Hindi mo lang pwede yung magpakain eh!
18:44Babe, nandito lang ba talaga yung star?
18:46Nandyan, nandyan lang!
18:47Sa ilalim!
18:48Bawa ko na eh!
18:49Kailangan na natin isa, babe!
18:50Dito na yan ha!
18:52Kumpeto lang naman yung mga bola eh!
18:53Ha?
18:55Ano to?
18:57Bakit may panty dito?
18:58Hindi akin to ah!
19:00Alah, hindi talaga sayo yan!
19:02Kaya Inday yan!
19:02Sa kasambahin natin!
19:04Eh, bakit alam mo na kay Inday to?
19:06Ah, araw-araw ko kasing itin-check yung panty niya eh!
19:09Para masiguro kong hindi namin dami yung panty mo ah!
19:13Uuuuuh!
19:14Uuuuuh!
19:21Istambay, istambay sa alooban
19:25Kahit na kahit nagkalamasan
19:37Hello, Cohan!
19:38Do you know why they're in the house of Inday's house?
19:41Because of the WiFi?
19:42That's why they're not using WiFi.
19:45So they're not using the password.
19:47So they're all connected.
19:49They're using the internet.
19:51Why don't they use the password?
19:54They're using the password.
19:55Kaya lang yung password niya, Inday.
19:57Oh, bangalan niya yung password?
19:59Diba?
20:00Ay, tangi!
20:06Kung sumi ang hinamon ni Nay
20:11Dahil sa gumagamit ng WiFi
20:15Password na ginawa niya ay supply
20:20Internet niya ngayon ay
20:24Ay bumigay!
20:26Ay!
20:26Bumigay ng WiFi ko na nagkunay kayong lahat!
20:29Nasira na!
20:30Wala na!
20:31Magsilayas kayo!
20:32Layas na ngayon!
20:35Malis kayo dito!
20:37Tamot naman!
20:38Tamot naman!
20:39Wala akong WiFi eh!
20:41Alam mo maganda ka!
20:42Masiraan nyo nga eh!
20:46Ay!
20:47Ikaw!
20:48Ay, nagsilayas na silang lahat pa!
20:50Andito ka pa rin!
20:51Ha?
20:52Eh, hindi naman nakatambay dito para sa WiFi mo eh!
20:55Eh, anong kailangan mo sa akin?
20:58Eh...
20:59Ikaw!
20:59Oh, ano nga?
21:01Hindi, ikaw nga!
21:02Gusto ko mag-connect!
21:04Paano ka nga mag-connect?
21:05Wala nga ang WiFi!
21:06May pagkatangan nito eh!
21:07Hindi, hindi ko ayoko kumunik dun sa WiFi!
21:09Ay, usilap ang suoong lahat!
21:26Malis akong hindi!
21:27Kailangan mo sa
21:27Ita pas si Inday, ah!
21:28Noo-o-o-o!
21:30Ay!
21:30Pagay!
21:31Pagay!
21:32May da!
21:36Saanagde si Inday!
21:37Nice, nice.
22:07Internet!
22:08Internet na naman dahilan kung bakit sila nakatambay doon sa tapat ng bahay ni Inday.
22:12Eh, di ba tinanggal na yun?
22:14Hindi, hindi internet.
22:17Oh, eh bakit sila nandyan sa tapat ng bahay ni Inday at nagsiselpon?
22:23Binibideohan nila yung honeymoon ni Kenneth at ni Inday!
22:26Hi!
22:29Hi!
22:31Ano'ng gila mo? Ano'y nito, ha?
22:33Ano'ng gila mo? Binibideohan nyo kami?
22:35Bumapastos ka talaga kayo?
22:39Alis!
22:40Alis!
22:41Alis!
22:41Alis na!
22:43Alis!
22:43Nagagalit ako!
22:45Alis!
22:46Alis!
22:46Alis k句?
22:48Alis!
22:48Alis.
22:49Alis!
22:49Arit!
22:52Alis Ami!
22:54Happy?
22:54Oh, wake up, pwede yung tingin ko niya.
22:58Isang bahay, isang bahay sa luban
23:03Internet nyo ay laging bantayan
23:06Para hindi kayo manakawan
23:11Okay lang dahil na mabidyoan
23:16Nice.
23:17Nice.
23:18Nice, nice, nice, nice.
23:21Hoy! Isa pa kayo? Nagbibidyo kayo dyan?
23:25Walid ka ah!
23:26Alis!
23:27Alis!
23:28Ihampas ko sa inyo!
23:29Pero simo sa akin ah!
23:32Alis!
23:36Simo, simo to!
23:39Sumbong ito ng isang fan na nire-reklamo
23:43ang mga tao mahilig mag-post ng taping today
23:47Pero actually, extra lang sila!
23:52Dadaan na sa camera ang sumbong na yan
23:57I am peachy
24:05I have a pen, I have an ailan
24:10Ah!
24:11Ben Ailan
24:35Isang bongang bongang gabi sa inyo lahat!
24:38Ito na naman po si Bongbong, si Silipi ng inyong mga sumbong!
24:42Walang paliligtasin
24:44Lahat to tumbukin dito sa
24:46Mas pinabonggang
24:48Sumbong-sumbong
24:49Kay bonggam-bonggam-bong-bong
24:51Dito na kayo magsumbong
24:53Diretso pa ang aksyon!
24:56Buena eksena na ang unang sumbong
24:58Sumbong ito ng isang fan na nire-reklamo
25:02Ang mga tao mahilig mag-post ng taping today
25:06Or on the set of the show
25:09With matching pictures
25:11Na akala mo
25:12Eh sila ang star ng show
25:14Pero actually
25:16Extra lang sila!
25:19Dadaan na sa camera ang sumbong na yan
25:25Uy!
25:26Ang ginagawa mo?
25:27Ang picture na niyo sir?
25:29Tapos?
25:30Pa-post ko mamaya
25:31Nakalagay taping
25:33At anong ganap mo dito sa taping?
25:35Extra! Bakit?
25:36Makita mo mamaya
25:37Maglalakad ako dyan, kita ang kita yung lingad ko
25:39Pasok ko sa shower
25:41Gyan!
25:43Talaga!
25:49Umarte ka ng tama
25:50Kung ayaw mong
25:52Bigyan ko
25:52Ng matinding exposure
25:54Yang nanlalakit mong sumbong!
25:57Bueno, rarampan na ikalang sumbong
25:59At sumbong ito
26:00Nang isang pakialamerong kapitbahay
26:02Na inire-reklamo
26:03Ang mga tao
26:04Besa-bihis
26:05Na akala mo'y may pupuntahan
26:07Pero magse-selfie lang pala
26:10Pubara natin ang sumbong na yan
26:22Psst!
26:23Uy!
26:24Saan punta mo?
26:25No!
26:26Eh bakit please nabihis ka?
26:28Eh, nasa-selfie lang ako
26:29Para may may puso kong bagong picture
26:31Ano na?
26:36Uy!
26:38Stop that nonsense
26:40Kung ayaw mong
26:41Hubaran kita
26:42At ilantad sa lahat
26:44Ang nangangailangan
26:46Ng retouch mong
26:47Sumbong!
26:49Buena, sasambulat na
26:51Ikatlong
26:51Sumbong ito
26:52Nang isang
26:53Job seeker
26:54Na inire-reklamo
26:56Ang mga taong
26:56Mahilig mag-post
26:58Ng limpak-limpak na pera
26:59Na kinitaraw nila
27:01Sa sinalihang
27:02Networking Business
27:05Bilangin nga natin
27:06Ang halaga ng
27:06Sumbong na yan
27:21Waki?
27:22Uy! Anong ginagawa mo dyan?
27:24Nakugaara
27:25Ito siyempre
27:26Pinukuhanan ko lang
27:27Yung mga kinita ko
27:29Sa networking
27:30Lahat yan?
27:31Hindi, kundi lang naman
27:32Ha?
27:33Eh bakit ang dami mo
27:34Pinukunan kaya?
27:35Siyempre para
27:36Pag pinusok ito
27:37Sa social media
27:38Eh di mainggan nyo
27:39Yung iba na sumalis
27:40Sa networking
27:41Talaga ka siya
27:43Hoy!
27:48Magpakatotoo ka
27:49At itigil mo yung
27:50Pagiging scammer mo
27:52Kung ayaw mong
27:53Isaksako lahat
27:54Yang kinita mo
27:55Sa madilim
27:56At malakweba mo
27:57Kung sumbong
27:58Which reminds me
28:00Of this quote
28:00That I'm reminded of
28:01If you're always running
28:04After money
28:05And valuable things
28:07Then you
28:08Are probably
28:09A victim
28:10Of snatching
28:12Well, hanggat may reglamador
28:14Hanggat may pakialamero
28:14Hanggat may sumbongero
28:15Nandito ako
28:16Titirahin ko kayo
28:17Sa sumbong
28:19Kaya kung may gusto
28:20Kaya ipatira
28:21Ipagbigay
28:21Alam nyo lang
28:22Dito sa mas pinabonggang
28:24Sumbong sumbong
28:25Kay bonggam bonggam bongbong
28:28Dito na kayo magsumbong
28:30Diretso pa
28:31Ang aksyon
28:35Babe
28:36Babe
28:36Naku
28:37Babe
28:37Ano to?
28:39Huwag mong panoorin yan
28:40Please
28:40Huwag mong panoorin yan
28:42Ha?
28:43Bakit?
28:44Ano ba?
28:45Bet...
28:46Betamax?
28:46Ano ba to?
28:47Babe, I can explain ha
28:48Kasi nung araw
28:50Bata pa ako noon
28:51Kaya ako nanggawa yun eh
28:52Bata pa ako noon
28:53Please
28:53Teka, anong bata ka pa?
28:56Ang tanong ko
28:57Ano to?
28:58Hindi ko kapitago kasi
28:59Hindi ko pa nga ito nakikita eh
29:00Ito po
29:05Mami, siyang maganda ilagay ito
29:07Ah, dyan na
29:08Dyan na
29:08Dyan na na
29:09Parang puno na ng ginto eh
29:11Mami, singit mo na lang dyan
29:16Hoy, hoy, hoy
29:17Ano to? Sino to?
29:18Ba't may picture ka ng babae dito?
29:20Ha?
29:20Babae mo to ano?
29:22Luca
29:22Decoration natin yan
29:23Nung Halloween
29:24Napasama lang dyan
29:26Ito
29:36Ano tong sulat na to?
29:37Totoo ba to?
29:38Gusto mo makipaghiwalay sa akin?
29:40Ha?
29:40Ano to?
29:42Ano yun eh?
29:43Oo eh
29:43Matagal na yan
29:44Last year pa yan eh
29:45Tinago ko na nga
29:46Akala ko hindi mo makikita eh
29:48Sorry
29:50Salama!
29:51This is the best Christmas gift ever!
30:05Ay!
30:06Ano to?
30:07Bakit meron ito dito?
30:08Ha?
30:10Makapagsalita ka parang akin mo binibintang yan ah
30:13Hindi akin yan
30:13Eh, hindi rin akin to! Kanina to!
30:16Eh, parang nestor kasi yan!
30:17Ang lagay, ikaw lang ba marunong gumamit niya?
30:25Bumangda yung kotse!
30:27Tumama ba naman dun sa poste?
30:29Kawawa yung driver eh!
30:31Psst!
30:31Tol!
30:33Naniniwala ka talaga dyan kay Manong Rodel?
30:36Oo naman!
30:37Parang peke na yung ipin
30:39Pero ayos naman yun eh
30:40Tagal niyang pinagawa yan
30:42Tol!
30:43Hindi mo ba alam yung tinatawag nilang
30:45Kuentong Barbero?
30:57I have a half!
31:00I have a bong!
31:03I am hapong!
31:27I am hapong!
31:28Totoo yung sinasabi ko!
31:29Talaga po?
31:30Oo!
31:31Tatay ang Rodel talaga
31:33Tapos, bumangda yung kotse!
31:35Tumama ba naman dun sa poste?
31:37Kawawa yung driver eh!
31:39Talaga?
31:40Sabi sa akin
31:41It's not a accident, it's not a accident.
31:45It's not true!
31:46I didn't know what happened.
31:48That's true.
31:49That's true.
31:50That's true.
31:51That's true.
31:52That's true.
31:53That's true.
31:54That's true.
31:55Do you believe in Manong Rudel?
31:58Yes.
31:59That's true.
32:00That's true.
32:01But it's fine.
32:02It's been a long time ago.
32:04That's true.
32:04Do you know what's the name of Manong Barbero?
32:10Ano yun?
32:11Ano ka ba?
32:13Walang Barbero nagsasabi ng totoo.
32:15Lahat ng nanggagaling sa bibig niyan, e paong kasinungalingan.
32:18Kaya lang naman gumagawa ng kwento yung mga yan
32:20para hindi ka mainip habang ginugupitan ka.
32:23Ikaw naman, utu-utu ka.
32:25Hindi naman siguro.
32:27Manong Rudel, tama ba yung sinasabi nito?
32:31Ayan mo na yan.
32:32O, tapos ang gupit mo ayaw ha.
32:33Okay.
32:34Okay na okay dati mo ha.
32:35Tisoy na tisoy.
32:36Salamat.
32:38Medyo maitim ha.
32:40Salamat.
32:41Salamat.
32:42Thank you ha.
32:44Salamat ha.
32:44Salamat tol.
32:45Okay.
32:46O.
32:47Manong.
32:48Diyo na.
32:48Rudel.
32:52Anong gupit iyo?
32:54Basta huwag lang po yung katulad ng gupit nyo ha.
32:57Papag biru talaga itong batang ito.
33:00Undercut po.
33:01Ay.
33:01Pandali lang.
33:03Di ba?
33:05Ikaw yung anak ni Ramon?
33:07Opo.
33:08Kababata kayo tatay mo.
33:10Tagarito yun.
33:12Kababataan nyo.
33:13Oo.
33:15Naalala ko.
33:17Nung nagkakilala yung nanay mo,
33:18ako pa mismo nag-abot nung sulat sa nanay mo sa Rowena.
33:21Ay kayo po talaga.
33:22Oo.
33:22Ang galing naman.
33:25Sige po.
33:25Manong Rudel.
33:26Magkupitan lang po kayo.
33:28Um.
33:30Pandali lang.
33:31Ba't parang hindi ka naniniwala sa akin?
33:33Totoo na itong sinasabi ko sa'yo.
33:36Bakit ako hindi maniwala sa'yo?
33:38Ibarbero kay.
33:39Bakit naman ako maniniwala sa'yo?
33:41Lahat nga kasinungalingan eh.
33:43Totoo yun.
33:44Magkabarkata ka pa na tatay mo.
33:46Nagkasiraan na kami dal sa pera.
33:48Pssst.
33:50Huwag nyo nga po akong pinagloroloko, Manong Rudel.
33:52O sige na huwag nyo na akong kupitan.
33:53Doon na lang sa kabilang barberiya.
33:55Baka mamaya totoo pa yung sinasabi ng mga yan.
33:57Sandali lang ha.
33:58Ano?
33:58Ako punong-punong ako sa'yo ha.
34:00Ba't ka ba nito naniniwala sa'kin?
34:02Eh kasi nga, barbero ka.
34:03Ito pang malupit doon.
34:05Barbero ka nga pero mukha kang pamintang panloresta.
34:09Ganun ha.
34:09Ito sa'yo!
34:11Ah!
34:12Ah!
34:15Ah!
34:15Ah!
34:17Ah!
34:17Ah!
34:18Daya baka masayang pokin mo.
34:19Ah!
34:19Ah!
34:23Malalabang ka, malalabang ka!
34:24Anong nangyari dito?
34:25Hindi ko sinasadya!
34:27Napatay ko!
34:28Ngayon na pa kasang ko iniis eh!
34:30Hindi ko sinasadya!
34:31Vestomer!
34:33Ibig sabihin, barbero ka!
34:35O, barbero ako!
34:36Ako bumatay!
34:37Hindi ko sinasadya!
34:38Hulihin nga na ako!
34:40Hulihin nga ako!
34:45It's a matter of time.
34:46We're going to play.
34:47We'll have to play.
34:48What about that?
34:48Signs!
34:49Don't ask me!
34:50Don't ask me.
34:51Don't ask me.
34:52Don't ask me.
34:54Don't ask me.
34:55Don't ask.
34:56Don't ask me.
34:59Don't ask me.
34:59Oh, that's enough.
34:59I'm going to go.
35:04Oh, and you're ready.
35:06Oh, and you're ready.
35:07Oh.
35:08But I need to get rid of it.
35:10Oh, it's really good.
35:11Why?
35:13Because I think that I'm going to do this.
35:15So, I'm going to do this for a year.
35:18I'm going to do this for a year.
35:21Hey!
35:26Hey!
35:27Do you know what's going on here?
35:29I'm going to kill you.
35:30Yes.
35:31I'm going to kill you.
35:33Why are you going to kill me?
35:35Why not?
35:36I'm going to kill you.
35:37I'm going to kill you.
35:44Babe.
35:46Oh.
35:47What does this mean?
35:48You're going to kill me.
35:50You're going to kill me.
35:51I didn't want to kill you.
35:54Babe, I'm going to kill you.
35:56Why are you going to kill me?
35:57I'm using it for a painting.
36:00Okay.
36:02I'm going to kill you.
36:03I'm going to kill you.
36:12Hey, BJ!
36:20I have a pen,
36:22I have a cell phone,
36:24Ah, ay! Ano ba yan?
36:26Bwag namang cellphone ko na to
36:28Buwisit na PPA-7
36:29Ayoko na!
36:58Kamusta ka na?
36:59Dok!
37:00Ano ba nangyayari sa'yo? Mukhang balisang-balisa ka ah
37:04Grabe kasi ang nangyayari sa'kin last week Dok eh
37:07Kasi last week Dok, habang nasa Cebu yung asawa ko
37:10May ginawa yung kasambahay namin sa'kin
37:13May ginawa yung kasambahay mo sa inyo?
37:15Oo Dok!
37:16Ano ang nangyayari?
37:17Grabe Dok eh, alam mo pag gising ko sa bawang kwarto ko Dok
37:19Biglang nandun si Inday sa kwarto
37:21Si Inday sa kwarto
37:23Si Inday nasa kwarto, so anong ginawa mo?
37:25Eh Dok, wala akong magawa, biglang nagubad
37:28Nagubad?
37:29Nagubad si Inday eh Dok eh
37:31Alam mo ginawa ko Dok?
37:32Oo
37:32Di ko kinaya, nagubad din ako
37:36Tapos nung nagubad ako, ginawa ko, sinot ko sa kanya yung damit
37:40Tapos ginawa ko, pinalabas ko siya sa kwarto
37:42Yun ang ginawa mo
37:43Yun ang ginawa ko Dok
37:45Bakit Dok? Tama ba yun?
37:47Kung sa inyo nangyayari yun, anong gagawin mo?
37:50Ah, kagaya mo rin
37:51Huwag sisinwaling din ako
38:00Bakit mo ka igu?
38:02Ah!
38:03Hoy! Ano ba yan?
38:05Bakit may Halloween decoration dito sa lagay ng mga Christmas light mo?
38:08Anong Halloween decoration?
38:10Ah!
38:12Ay!
38:13So, hindi naman Halloween decoration niya?
38:16Eh ano yan?
38:18Salamin
38:19Pakita mo yung sarili mo, natakot ko yung sarili mo
38:22Okay
38:27Honey!
38:29Ang daming pera nito ah!
38:31Saan galing to?
38:31Ay!
38:33Hindi ko alam
38:34Bakit hindi mo alam eh?
38:35Ikaw nagdala ng mga dekorasyon dito sa bahay
38:37Saan ito galing?
38:39Ninakaw mo to, no?
38:40O hindi ah!
38:41Magsabi ka ng totoo?
38:42Hindi!
38:43Yung box lang ng dekorasyon, yun yung ninakaw ko!
38:45Malay ka pamili paglimpag ko sa lapid dyan!
38:54Babe!
38:56Ano to?
38:58Brief?
38:59Oh
38:59Bakit may brief dito?
39:00Hindi akin to!
39:01Kanino to!
39:02Ano ba?
39:03Lalagyan niya ng Christmas balls
39:06Christmas balls?
39:07Sa brief?
39:08Nilaloko mo ba ako?
39:09Sus!
39:10Ikaw naman!
39:11Parang di mo alam kung saan safe itago ang mga balls
39:13Ito na nga eh
39:20Ah!
39:22Kumahanay ko to ah!
39:23Eh, ang ginagawa mo dyan!
39:25Ay, nay!
39:26Ako naglagay kay Ninang dyan!
39:29Bakit naman ah?
39:30Eh, kasi sabi niyo sa akin noon lahat nang nakabit
39:33Ililigpit ko, tas ilalagay ko sa box
39:35Eh, kabit yan ni tatay si Ninang eh!
39:37Ililigpit siya sa kamo!
39:49Mabik na akong malunod nung nanood kami ng putanding sa sorsogon
39:53Pero, ang nagdiktas sa akin ay ang malaking bunganga ko
39:57Kasi napagkamalan akong kaurin ng mga butanding
40:01Tinulak nila pataas ng tubig
40:03Odiba!
40:05Atli!
40:07Atli!
40:18Atli!
40:20Atli!격
40:37Hernan
40:38I can't wait for the game!
40:51We are done now one episode.
40:53But this is another episode.
40:54Since we have one more segment.
40:56This is the BASA BASAMPIC!
40:59In the BASA BASAMPIC, we need two groups, two leaders, two points
41:03to know who's going to sit in the pool.
41:08Okay, boy, who is the leader?
41:10Jego!
41:11That's a boy!
41:15Oh, boy!
41:21That's a boy!
41:21That's a boy!
41:21That's a boy!
41:22That's a boy!
41:23One more time!
41:25Yeah!
41:26Because of Jego, we need a leader for a woman.
41:28Oh, yeah, that's a boy!
41:29Bye, guys!
41:31Bye, guys!
41:32Bye, guys!
41:32Bravo!
41:35Five seconds, five seconds, wait, what is it?
41:38Isip na, pwesto na, ready?
41:40Five, four, three, two, and go.
41:54One point to my girls, one point.
41:57Let's see.
41:58Bawi kayo boys.
41:59Five seconds.
42:00Five, four, three, two, and,
42:04BASA, BASA, BASA, BASA, BASA!
42:07Ma'yoon!
42:08Pinalikan na kayo.
42:09Kaniyo!
42:10Wala akong alam!
42:12One all.
42:13Pinagpalit ka po sa lalaki.
42:16Tiebreaker, five seconds.
42:17Five, four, three, two, and,
42:21BASA, BASA!
42:23BASA, BASA!
42:23Hey!
42:24Hey!
42:25Hey!
42:26Hey!
42:27Hey!
42:28Hey!
42:28Hey!
42:28Hey!
42:29Hey!
42:31Okay, Micah, meron tayong Lifesaver question.
42:37Ilang segments ng Bubble Gang ang na-feature na sa pelikula?
42:42Ha?
42:435 seconds para sa mugon.
42:45Mag-isip ka from...
42:46Ang number ko lang mula 0 hanggang 5.
42:49Okay?
42:50Mag-isip ka lang in 5 seconds.
42:525...
42:524...
42:535...
42:543...
42:552...
42:561...
42:57Ilang segments?
42:58Dalawa!
42:59Ano?
43:00Ano sa tingin mo yung dalawakin?
43:01Ano nga ba yun?
43:03Yung ano ba yun?
43:04Ano ba yun?
43:04Ano ba yun?
43:04Ano ba yun?
43:05Ano!
43:05Ano!
43:06Ano!
43:07Ano!
43:07Ano!
43:07Ano!
43:08Ano!
43:09Ano!
43:18Ano!
43:19Ano ba yung boype.
43:20Oh!
43:20Okay!
43:22Siyax nila!
43:23Yung dating doon ah, feature sa movie namin eh!
43:27Oh!
43:27So yunan!
43:28Meron yung Junilee, na na-feature sa Fantastic Man!
43:32Yes!
43:32Ah!
43:33Apat!
43:33Tama ka sa meda.
43:35Ay, ay!
43:36Ah!
43:36Diego, you have three tries so that you can take it in.
43:40Game.
43:42Diego, come on with what?
43:44Look.
43:45Diego!
43:46Ah!
43:49Bobby!
43:50Bobby!
43:51Bobby!
43:52Bobby!
43:54Bobby!
43:55Bobby!
43:56Bobby!
43:56Bobby!
44:00Bobby!
44:00I didn't think I was going to think, I didn't think I was going to think, you're going to think,
44:05you're going to think.
44:05Okay, first try, Maika!
44:07You're so rapid!
44:09Let's go, Maika!
44:11Where are you?
44:13Okay, when you step in, you're going to go first.
44:16Tension!
44:18Oh!
44:19Oh!
44:21Oh!
44:21Oh!
44:23Oh!
44:25Oh!
44:27Oh!
44:28Oh!
44:29Oh!
44:30Tidak!
44:35Sige na, nahulog ko no!
44:40Nahulog!
44:41Nahulog!
44:41Halika lang sanluin mo na ako!
44:44Kanyang, kanyang!
44:45Wala tayo, wag gagawa!
44:46Balik mo na!
44:47See you next week dito sa...
44:49Woo-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
44:51Woo-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
44:51Woo-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
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