00:13What are you doing?
00:16Just work chats.
00:25And since when do you communicate with kiss emojis at work?
00:29It's nothing, it's just...
00:35Wait, did you change your password?
00:38They made me do it at work. You know, security and all that.
00:44Okay, let's check.
00:52Oh my God, Dorothy, are you okay?
00:55Yes, I'm fine, ma'am.
00:57You sure you're okay?
01:00Yes, yes.
01:08Here.
01:14I have nothing to...
01:23But... I... but I saw the message.
01:27You've become so paranoid you just imagined it. There's nothing to worry about.
01:35Okay.
01:37I'm sorry.
01:42What are you doing?
01:44No. Let me see.
01:48This is too much.
01:50I'm tired of your constant suspicions.
01:54Thanks for ruining me.
02:09Are you all right, ma'am?
02:12No, I'm not.
02:14No, I'm not.
02:16I don't know if... if I'm going crazy or my cheating husband is just treating me like I'm a fool
02:25and I don't even have any proof and...
02:33Well, I guess I know how to help you.
02:39Infidelity investigating agency.
02:42They helped me once.
02:44I hope they will help you too.
03:00Oops.
03:02Dropped my napkin.
03:04I'm sorry.
03:17What a guy.
03:19So...
03:21You want our agency to engage in the maximum level of testing for your husband?
03:25Yeah.
03:27I want to know for sure if my husband is cheating on me.
03:31So make it hell for him.
03:35Your wish is our command.
03:40Again?
03:41Grant, I mean, it's the third time and I don't know.
03:45The last two minutes.
03:46Yeah, I told you.
03:47He has this thing for cleanliness.
03:50He was very sick as a child.
03:53So since then, germs have been his biggest fear.
03:57Hmm.
03:58Got it.
04:03That gives me the perfect idea on how to test your husband.
04:12Who is this little cutie pie?
04:14This is Mimi.
04:16She's ideal for our plan.
04:18Let's go.
04:20Okay.
04:31What the hell?
04:32I'm so sorry.
04:33My dog sneezed.
04:35Are you nuts?
04:39Nice work.
04:43Sorry.
04:43I just don't know what's more entertaining.
04:45Hispanic or his dedication to sanitizers.
04:50Oh.
04:51Oh wait.
04:55Choose your husband's hair color.
05:00Um...
05:01I'm sorry.
05:06My other woman speaks in the heart.
05:06You get the onda.
05:12I don't know what's going on.
05:12You get the incrits of the key.
05:13I don't know what happened.
05:19Hold this.
05:24I'll just put it in there.
05:24You get a little bit better than me.
05:28I just said, wait for me.
05:31What was that awful noise?
05:33My ears are still ringing.
05:35I don't know.
05:36Maybe you had a nightmare?
05:38Are you feeling okay?
05:40Yeah.
05:42Yeah, I think so.
05:47What the hell is this?
05:53This is my hair.
05:54Am I going bald?
05:55Okay, honey.
05:58Okay, babe, look.
05:58Look, I noticed it the other day.
06:02I just didn't want to tell you
06:04because I didn't want to feel you self-conscious, you know?
06:07No, this can't be happening.
06:09Okay, let me show it to you.
06:15See?
06:27How is this possible?
06:30Am I sick?
06:32Hey, feel my forehead.
06:34Am I hot?
06:34Babe, look.
06:36Look, you look sick, and I don't want to catch anything.
06:41And recently I heard about this new awful flu,
06:46which is spreading around, so...
06:49New flu?
06:50Mm-hmm.
06:52No, no, no.
06:53This is nonsense.
06:57I just need to get some fresh air.
07:00Then I'll feel better.
07:02Yeah, but wait.
07:04You should, uh, wear this.
07:07It's because your bald spot is already showing, so...
07:11Man.
07:13What a crazy morning.
07:15Yeah.
07:19What a crazy morning.
07:21It's just beginning.
07:27Look, buddy!
07:31You're looking old, man!
07:33Hey, buddy, who are you?
07:35What do you mean, who am I?
07:37I'm Freddy.
07:38Who?
07:38Come on, Freddy the bunny!
07:41What?
07:42Wait, didn't you study at Gordon Lake School?
07:45Uh, no.
07:46Man, that's embarrassing.
07:49I thought you were someone else, man.
07:51Have a good one.
07:54Weirdo.
07:59What took so long?
08:00I'm sorry.
08:20And...
08:21Now.
08:30Good evening.
08:32Our studio has just received an urgent message that an epidemic of dog flu...
08:37Turn the TV off!
08:38...through the city.
08:39The dog flu is transmitted by small, sneezing dogs.
08:43The symptoms appear immediately.
08:45Hair loss, itchy skull, stomach issues, high fever, and in some cases, death.
08:52If you're experiencing any of these symptoms, please contact a doctor immediately.
09:15Quickly.
09:16Quickly, quickly, he's going to the bathroom.
09:17Run.
09:17Yeah.
09:18You're up.
09:19You're up.
09:31Are you kidding me?
09:34Are you kidding me?
09:49Sir, what is your name and location?
09:51Sir, what is your name and location?
09:52My name is Michael Mortimer.
09:54I'm at the Felicida restaurant.
09:55And what's your emergency?
09:57I have dog flu.
09:58I am deathly ill.
10:00Can't you hear me?
10:01I have all the symptoms.
10:03Sir, you seem to be having a panic attack.
10:06I need you to calm down and breathe with me.
10:08Are you kidding me?
10:10Are you kidding me?
10:11I'm about to die!
10:13Send someone out!
10:15I don't know what is going up.
10:22Heard it?
10:24You're up.
10:26911?
10:27Yeah, listen, you just received a call from my friend at Felicida restaurant.
10:30Yes, he was talking nonsense about an imaginary disease.
10:34Yeah, I'm so embarrassed.
10:35He's drunk and he doesn't know what he's saying.
10:37Please, just disregard the call.
10:38Are you sure Everson is okay?
10:40I can dispatch an ambulance to check.
10:42No, no, no, no.
10:42Only if you want to distract medic from treating a non-existent disease and my drunken friend.
10:47I understand you, sir.
10:48Canceling the call.
10:49And I strongly suggest you get your friend home and make sure he doesn't drink anymore.
10:53Great, sorry about that.
10:56Yeah, we'll be taking him home, all right.
10:59Well, everything's going exactly as planned.
11:02Neat.
11:04Quickly, put change your clothes.
11:06Yeah.
11:23The doctor's already here.
11:25Sir, can you tell me what exactly happened to you?
11:27I need medical assistance.
11:29I have all the symptoms of this damn dark flu.
11:31Are you a joker?
11:32If you're not mistaken, then dark flu can be really, really deadly, huh?
11:36What I'm going to do, I'm going to test your temperature, all right?
11:38It's first fold.
11:39Bend.
11:40Bend your forehead.
11:42That's it.
11:43You got a fever of 107.
11:46At what temperature do people die?
11:49Actually, at 106.
11:51Oh, God.
11:53I'm busy.
11:54You'll help me, right?
11:55Please, sir.
11:56Please, sir.
11:57Just remain calm first fold.
11:58That's all you got to do, all right?
11:59Just remain calm and stay still.
12:01So, attention, critical patient in road and prepare to ER.
12:06Get the coroner, just in case.
12:08What?
12:09Sir, you follow me?
12:11You hear?
12:11What's your name, sir?
12:14Michael.
12:15Michael.
12:16What I'm going to do right now is give you a sedative, okay?
12:19Bend over.
12:20Just bend over.
12:20Don't worry.
12:21You're all fine.
12:24Wow.
12:27You're doing good.
12:29You're going to have to worry.
12:32Ow.
12:35That's it.
12:36That's it.
12:37That's it.
12:39All right.
12:40Good.
12:47Now for the final stage of the plan.
12:49Are you ready?
13:04No.
13:09No.
13:12No.
13:14No.
13:15I'm sorry.
13:15That's it.
13:15That's it.
13:16It's so fine.
13:17I'm sorry.
13:19He didn't deserve to die, he's so young!
13:23Ma'am, doctors did everything they got.
13:25No one was prepared for the gun, it's okay.
13:31What are you talking about?
13:35I'm right here. I'm fine.
13:43Good afternoon, this is Miranda Sanders.
13:46Incredible incident, a young guy died from Doc Flu.
13:50Michael Mortimer, the first official victim of Doc Flu.
13:53Our condolences to his loved ones.
13:56Be careful, take care of yourself.
14:01You lost me.
14:02No, no.
14:03No, I left him so much more.
14:06I have to leave.
14:08God, I really have died.
14:14Sir.
14:16Who are you?
14:17I am your guardian angel.
14:20And I have come for you.
14:23It is your time.
14:26Mom.
14:27Mom!
14:40This must be a mistake.
14:42I'm too young to die.
14:43Oh, if only you knew how many times I've heard that phrase.
14:49when i don't want to be here send me back back back back back if i were you i would
14:57stay calm
14:58and be grateful you're supposed to go to hell but we're giving you a second chance
15:04hell of course and you know why but in order to get to heaven you've got to confess to all
15:11your
15:11sins i knew the day would come when i'd have to repent for this years ago i hit a deer
15:21and just
15:23drove away is that all well i also once deliberately pushed a blind man okay
15:33i'm a badass but it's good that you confess to that were there any infidelities
15:40i can't even remember so there are no infidelities what no no there were many infidelities i mean i
15:50can't remember exactly how many because i lost count long ago do you need me to confess to each
15:56one let's cover a few of the more recent ones uh with a co-worker with her friend with a
16:06barista at a
16:06coffee shop with a neighbor that's just in the last few weeks impressive you're not exaggerating
16:15your sins in order to make the repentance look better are you if you don't believe me i kept
16:22photos and videos of my adventures on my laptop those memories they're in a folder called work
16:29that'd be helpful thank you we'll look into that so can i go to heaven though one moment let me
16:38check
16:38with the management is that enough for you yes i think it's enough for my lawyer to bring up in
16:45court
16:45what is that lizzie what's going on
16:55caught you cheater and thanks for telling me exactly where to find evidence
17:04lizzie you can see me
17:08and that's for cheating now pack up your bags and get out of my house and expect divorce papers very
17:17soon
17:18jerk
17:26so i'm alive
17:33hey stop what are you doing they told me all about you you secretly photographed me
17:41do it do it do it everything right now okay okay
17:46okay okay there satisfied not yet
18:02this photo is going up on the door of every restaurant in our town with a big fat sign do
18:09not let it you got it and now get out of here
18:24well it's a good thing we told her about everything i mean michael deserved it to
18:30two men who sent my cheating husband to the other side only if briefly right cheers
18:38cheers
18:39cheers
18:40cheers
18:40cheers
18:46oh you look so so depressed about the divorce
18:51you know i just i finally feel that i can start a new free life without being constantly
19:00lied to this is like the best day of my life
19:03i can imagine
19:03so um what's your future plan
19:07well i'm gonna finalize the divorce and leave michael without a single patty
19:15nice
19:16right and then i don't know maybe i'll go for a vacation
19:21like a beach cocktail
19:23ocean sun
19:25and
19:26tanned man
19:30tanned man
19:32tanned man
19:33oh yeah right
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