00:13What are you doing?
00:16Just work chats.
00:25And since when do you communicate with kiss emojis at work?
00:29It's nothing, it's just...
00:35Wait, did you change your password?
00:38They made me do it at work. You know, security and all that.
00:44Okay, let's check.
00:52Oh my God, Dorothy, are you okay?
00:55Yes, I'm fine, ma'am.
00:57You sure you're okay?
01:00Yes, yes.
01:08Here.
01:14I have nothing to...
01:23But... I... but I saw the message.
01:27You've become so paranoid you just imagined it. There's nothing to worry about.
01:35Okay.
01:37I'm sorry.
01:42What are you doing?
01:44No. Let me see.
01:48This is too much.
01:50I'm tired of your constant suspicions.
01:54Thanks for ruining me.
02:09Are you all right, ma'am?
02:12No, I'm not.
02:14No, I'm not.
02:16I don't know if... if I'm going crazy or my cheating husband is just treating me like I'm a fool
02:25and I don't even have any proof and...
02:33Well, I guess I know how to help you.
02:39Infidelity investigating agency.
02:42They helped me once.
02:44I hope they will help you too.
03:00Oops.
03:02Dropped my napkin.
03:04I'm sorry.
03:17What a guy.
03:19So...
03:21You want our agency to engage in the maximum level of testing for your husband?
03:25Yeah.
03:27I want to know for sure if my husband is cheating on me.
03:31So make it hell for him.
03:35Your wish is our command.
03:40Again?
03:41Grant, I mean, it's the third time and I don't know.
03:45The last two minutes.
03:46Yeah, I told you.
03:47He has this thing for cleanliness.
03:50He was very sick as a child.
03:53So since then, germs have been his biggest fear.
03:57Hmm.
03:58Got it.
04:03That gives me the perfect idea on how to test your husband.
04:12Who is this little cutie pie?
04:14This is Mimi.
04:16She's ideal for our plan.
04:18Let's go.
04:20Okay.
04:31What the hell?
04:32I'm so sorry.
04:33My dog sneezed.
04:35Are you nuts?
04:39Nice work.
04:43Sorry.
04:43I just don't know what's more entertaining.
04:45Hispanic or his dedication to sanitizers.
04:50Oh.
04:51Oh wait.
04:55Choose your husband's hair color.
05:00Um...
05:01Uh...
05:01Oh!
05:01Oh!
05:01Oh!
05:02Oh no!
05:03I'm good!
05:05Oh yes!
05:06Oh no!
05:08Oh no!
05:29Hey, what's wrong?
05:31What was that awful noise?
05:33My ears are still ringing.
05:35I don't know.
05:36Maybe you had a nightmare?
05:38Are you feeling okay?
05:40Yeah.
05:42Yeah, I feel so.
05:47What the hell is this?
05:53This is my hair.
05:54Am I going bald?
05:55Okay, honey.
05:58Okay, babe, look.
05:59I noticed it the other day.
06:02I just didn't want to tell you
06:04because I didn't want to feel you self-conscious, you know?
06:07No, this can't be happening.
06:09Okay, let me show it to you.
06:15See?
06:27How is this possible?
06:30Am I sick?
06:32Hey, feel my forehead.
06:34Am I hot?
06:34Babe, look.
06:36Look, you look sick, and I don't want to catch anything.
06:42And recently I heard about this new awful flu,
06:46which is spreading around, so...
06:49New flu?
06:52No, no, no, no, this is nonsense.
06:57I just need to get some fresh air.
07:01Then I'll feel better.
07:02Yeah, but wait.
07:04You should wear this.
07:07It's because your bald spot is already showing, so...
07:11Man, what a crazy morning.
07:14Yeah.
07:19What a crazy morning.
07:21It's just beginning.
07:27Look, buddy!
07:31You're looking old, man!
07:33Buddy, who are you?
07:35What do you mean, who am I?
07:37I'm Freddy.
07:38Come on, Freddy the bunny!
07:41What?
07:42Wait, didn't you study at Gordon Lake School?
07:45Uh, no.
07:46Man, that's embarrassing.
07:49I thought you were someone else, man.
07:52Have a good one.
07:55Weirdo.
07:59What took so long?
08:00I'm sorry.
08:30Good evening.
08:32Our studio has just received an urgent message, Sid,
08:35an epidemic of...
08:36Waiter, turn the TV off.
08:37...through the city.
08:39The dog flu is transmitted by small, sneezing dogs.
08:43The symptoms appear immediately.
08:45Hair loss, anxious skull, stomach issues,
08:48high fever, and in some cases, death.
08:52If you're experiencing any of these symptoms,
08:55please contact a doctor immediately.
09:15Quickly, quickly, he's going to the bathroom.
09:17Run.
09:17Yeah.
09:18You're up.
09:31Are you kidding me?
09:40911, what's your emergency?
09:43I'll send an ambulance, quickly.
09:45I have dog flu.
09:47I don't want to die.
09:49Sir, what is your name and location?
09:51My name is Michael Mortimer.
09:54I'm at the Felici da restaurant.
09:56And what's your emergency?
09:57I have dog flu.
09:58I am deathly ill.
10:00Can't you hear me?
10:01I have all the symptoms.
10:03Sir, you seem to be having a panic attack.
10:06I need you to calm down and breathe with me.
10:08Are you kidding me?
10:10I'm about to die.
10:13Send someone out.
10:15Oh, it is going up.
10:22Heard it?
10:24You're up.
10:26911?
10:27Yeah, listen, you just received a call from my friend at Felici da restaurant.
10:30Yes, he was talking nonsense about an imaginary disease.
10:34Yeah, I'm so embarrassed.
10:35He's drunk and he doesn't know what he's saying.
10:37Please, just disregard the call.
10:38Are you sure Everson is okay?
10:40I can dispatch an ambulance to check.
10:42No, no, no, no.
10:42Only if you want to distract medic from treating a non-existent disease and my drunken friend.
10:47I understand you, sir.
10:48Canceling the call.
10:49And I strongly suggest you get your friend home and make sure he doesn't drink anymore.
10:53Great, sorry about that.
10:56Yeah, we'll be taking him home, all right?
10:59Well, everything's going exactly as planned.
11:02Me.
11:04Quickly, put you into clothes.
11:06Yeah.
11:23The doctor's already here.
11:25Sir, can you tell me what exactly happened to you?
11:27I need medical assistance.
11:28I have all the symptoms of this damn dark flu.
11:31Are you a joker?
11:32If you're not mistaken, then dark flu can be really, really deadly, huh?
11:36What I'm going to do, I'm going to test your temperature, all right?
11:39It's first fold.
11:39Bend your forehead.
11:42That's it.
11:43You got a fever of 107.
11:47But at what temperature do people die?
11:49Actually, at 106.
11:51Oh, God.
11:53I'm pissed.
11:54You'll help me, right?
11:55Please, sir.
11:57Please.
11:57Just remain calm first fold.
11:58That's all you got to do, all right?
11:59Just remain calm and stay still.
12:01Attention.
12:02Critical patient in road and prepare to ER.
12:06Get the coroner, just in case.
12:08What?
12:09Sir, you follow me?
12:11You hear?
12:11What's your name, sir?
12:14Michael.
12:15Michael.
12:16What I'm going to do right now is give you a sedative, okay?
12:19Bend over.
12:20Just bend over.
12:20Don't worry.
12:21Oh, fine.
12:27You're doing good.
12:29You don't have to worry.
12:32Ow.
12:35That's it.
12:36It's too strong.
12:39All right.
12:40Good.
12:47Now for the final stage of the plan.
12:50Are you ready?
12:52Are you ready?
13:15You're so young.
13:19You didn't deserve to die.
13:21So young.
13:22Hey, Frank.
13:23No.
13:23The doctors did everything they get.
13:25No one was prepared for them.
13:27It's okay.
13:28Oh, my God.
13:29Oh, my God.
13:31What are you talking about?
13:35I'm right here.
13:37I'm fine.
13:40Frank.
13:41I'm tired.
13:42I'm tired.
13:43Good afternoon.
13:44This is Miranda Sanders.
13:46Incredible incident.
13:48A young guy died from Doc Flu.
13:50Michael Mortimer, the first official victim of Doc Flu.
13:53Our condolences to his loved ones.
13:56Be careful.
13:57Take care of yourself.
14:01I love you.
14:02No, no.
14:04No, I love you so much wine.
14:07I have to leave.
14:08God, I really have died.
14:15Sir, who are you?
14:17I am your guardian angel.
14:20And I have come for you.
14:22It is your time.
14:40This must be a mistake.
14:42I'm too young to die.
14:43No.
14:44If only you knew how many times I've heard that phrase.
14:48I thought better.
14:49When I don't want to be here.
14:51Send me back.
14:53Back.
14:53Back.
14:54Back.
14:54Back.
14:55If I were you, I would stay calm and be grateful.
15:00You're supposed to go to hell.
15:01But we're giving you a second chance.
15:04Hell?
15:05Of course.
15:06And you know why.
15:07But in order to get to heaven, you've got to confess to all your sins.
15:14I knew the day would come when I'd have to repent for this.
15:19Years ago, I hit a deer and just drove away.
15:24Is that all?
15:26Well, I also once deliberately pushed a blind man.
15:31Good.
15:33Badass.
15:34But it's good that you confessed to that.
15:37Were there any infidelities?
15:40I can't even remember.
15:43So there were no infidelities?
15:44What?
15:45No, no.
15:46There were many infidelities.
15:49I mean, I can't remember exactly how many because I lost count long ago.
15:54Do you need me to confess to each one?
15:56Let's cover a few of the more recent ones.
15:59Uh, with a co-worker, with her friend, with a barista at a coffee shop, with a neighbor.
16:10That's just in the last few weeks.
16:13Impressive.
16:14You're not exaggerating your sins in order to make the repentance look better, are you?
16:20If you don't believe me, I kept photos and videos of my adventures on my laptop.
16:25Those memories.
16:26They're in a folder called work.
16:29That'd be helpful.
16:31We'll look into that.
16:34So, can I go to heaven, though?
16:36One moment.
16:37Let me check with the management.
16:40Is that enough for you?
16:42Yes, I think it's enough for my lawyer to bring up in court.
16:45What?
16:46Is that Lizzie?
16:48What's going on?
16:55Cog you, cheater.
16:58And thanks for telling me exactly where to find evidence.
17:04Lizzie, you can see me?
17:08And that's for cheating.
17:11Now, pack up your bags and get out of my house.
17:15And expect divorce papers very soon.
17:18Jerk.
17:26So I'm alive?
17:33Hey, stop.
17:35What are you doing?
17:36They told me all about you.
17:38You secretly photographed me for it.
17:43Delete everything right now.
17:45Okay, okay.
17:49There.
17:51Satisfied?
17:53Not yet.
18:01This photo is going up on the door of every restaurant in our town.
18:07With a big, fat sign.
18:09Do not let it.
18:11You got it.
18:14And now, get out of here.
18:24Well, it's a good thing we told her about everything.
18:27I mean, Michael deserved it.
18:30To two men who sent my cheating husband to the other side.
18:36Only if briefly.
18:37Right?
18:38Cheers.
18:39Cheers.
18:39Let's do you, Greg.
18:41Cheers.
18:46You look so, so depressed about the divorce.
18:51You know, I just, I finally feel that I can start a new free life.
18:58Without being constantly lied to.
19:01This is like the best day of my life.
19:03I can imagine.
19:03So, what's your future plan?
19:08Well, I'm going to finalize the divorce and leave Michael without a single penny.
19:15Nice.
19:16Right?
19:16And then, I don't know, maybe I'll go for a vacation.
19:21Like a beach cocktail.
19:24Ocean, sun, and tanned men.
19:31Tanned men.
19:32Tanned men.
19:33Oh, yeah, right.
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