00:13What are you doing?
00:16Just work chats.
00:25And since when do you communicate with kiss emojis at work?
00:29It's nothing, it's just...
00:35Wait, did you change your password?
00:38They made me do it at work. You know, security and all that.
00:44Okay, let's check.
00:52Oh my God, Dorothy, are you okay?
00:55Yes, I'm fine, ma'am.
00:57You sure you're okay?
01:00Yes, yes.
01:08Here.
01:14I have nothing to...
01:23But... I... but I saw the message.
01:27You've become so paranoid you just imagined it. There's nothing to worry about.
01:35Okay.
01:37I'm sorry.
01:42What are you doing?
01:44No. Let me see.
01:48This is too much.
01:50I'm tired of your constant suspicions.
01:54Thanks for ruining me.
02:09Are you all right, ma'am?
02:12No, I'm not.
02:14No, I'm not.
02:16I don't know if... if I'm going crazy or my cheating husband is just treating me like I'm a fool
02:25and I don't even have any proof and...
02:33Well, I guess I know how to help you.
02:39Infidelity investigating agency.
02:42They helped me once.
02:44I hope they will help you too.
03:00Oops.
03:02Dropped my napkin.
03:04I'm sorry.
03:17What a guy.
03:19So...
03:21You want our agency to engage in the maximum level of testing for your husband?
03:25Yeah.
03:27I want to know for sure if my husband is cheating on me.
03:31So make it hell for him.
03:35Your wish is our command.
03:40Again?
03:41Grant, I mean, it's the third time and I don't know.
03:45The last two minutes.
03:46Yeah, I told you.
03:47He has this thing for cleanliness.
03:50He was very sick as a child.
03:53So since then, germs have been his biggest fear.
03:57Hmm.
03:58Got it.
04:03That gives me the perfect idea on how to test your husband.
04:12Who is this little cutie pie?
04:14This is Mimi.
04:16She's ideal for our plan.
04:18Let's go.
04:20Okay.
04:31What the hell?
04:32I'm so sorry.
04:33My dog sneezed.
04:35Are you nuts?
04:39Nice work.
04:43Sorry.
04:43I just don't know what's more entertaining.
04:45Hispanic or his dedication to sanitizers.
04:50Oh.
04:51Oh wait.
04:55Choose your husband's hair color.
05:00Um...
05:29Is this real?
05:31I'm so sorry.
05:31that awful noise my ears are still ringing i don't know maybe you had a nightmare are you feeling okay
05:41yeah yeah i think so
05:47what the hell is this
05:53this is my hair am i going bald okay honey okay babe look
05:59i noticed it the other day i just didn't want to tell you because i didn't want to feel you
06:05self-conscious you know oh this can't be happening okay let me show it to you
06:15see
06:27how is this possible am i sick hey feel my forehead am i hot babe look you look sick
06:38and i don't want to catch anything and recently i heard about this new awful flu which is spreading
06:47around so new flu no no no this is nonsense
06:57i just need to get some fresh air then i'll feel better yeah but wait you should uh wear this
07:06it's because your bald spot is already showing so man what a crazy morning yeah
07:18my crazy morning is just beginning
07:27look buddy
07:31you're looking old man hey buddy who are you what do you mean who am i i'm freddie
07:38come on freddie the bunny
07:42what wait didn't you study at gordon lake school
07:44uh no man that's embarrassing i thought you were someone else man have a good one
07:55weirdo
07:59what took so long i'm sorry
08:29good evening our studio has just received an urgent message said an epidemic of
08:36the dog flu is transmitted by small sneezing dogs the symptoms appear immediately hair loss
08:46anxious skull stomach issues high fever and in some cases death if you're experiencing any of these
08:54symptoms please contact the doctor immediately
09:15quickly quickly he's going to the bathroom run yeah you're up
09:31you're kidding me
09:40911 what's your emergency hello send an ambulance quickly i have dog flu
09:47i don't want to die sir what is your name and location
09:51my name is michael mortimer i'm at the village of our restaurant and what's your emergency
09:57i have dog flu i am deathly ill can't you hear me i have all the symptoms
10:03sir you seem to be having a panic attack i need you to calm down and breathe with me
10:08are you kidding me i'm about to die send someone out
10:15oh it is going up
10:22heard it you're up
10:26911 yeah listen you just received a call from my friend at felicia the restaurant
10:30yes he was talking nonsense about an imaginary disease yeah i'm so embarrassed he's drunk and
10:36he doesn't know what he's saying please just disregard the call are you sure everton is okay
10:40i can dispatch an ambulance no no no no only if you want to distract medic from treating a
10:44non-existent disease and my drunken friend i understand you sir cancelling the call and i
10:50strongly suggest you get your friend home and make sure he doesn't drink anymore great sorry about that
10:55yeah we'll be taking him home all right well everything's going exactly as planned me quickly put
11:23your doctor's already here sir can you tell me what exactly happened to you i need medical
11:28assistance i have all the symptoms of this damn dog flu are you joker if you're not mistaken then
11:34doctor can be really really deadly yeah what i'm going to do i'm going to test your temperature
11:37all right it's first fold bend bend your forehead that's it you got a fever of 107
11:46but at one temperature do people die actually at 106
11:51oh god i'm pissed you'll help me right please sir uh just remain calm first fold that's all you
11:59got to do all right just remain calm and stay still attention critical patient in road and
12:04prepare to er get the corner just in case what sir you follow me you're here what's your name sir
12:14michael michael michael what i'm gonna do right now is give you a sedative okay bend over spin over
12:20don't worry don't worry don't find it you're doing good you don't have to worry
12:32ow
12:46now for the final stage of the plan are you ready
12:50now for the final stage of the plan are you ready
13:20you deserve to die so young
13:23man the doctors did everything they get it no one was prepared for the damage
13:27okay
13:31what are you talking about
13:34i'm right here i'm fine
13:43good afternoon this is miranda
13:45jesus sanders incredible incident a young guy died from dot flu michael mortimer the first official
13:52victim of dot flu our condolences to his loved ones be careful take care of yourself
14:04that's why i have to leave god i really have died
14:15sir who are you i am your guardian angel and i have come for you it is your time
14:40this must be a mistake i'm too young to die no if only you knew how many times i've heard
14:46that
14:49phrase when i don't want to be here send me back back back back back if i were you i
14:57would stay calm
14:58and be grateful you're supposed to go to hell but we're giving you a second chance hell of course
15:06and you know why but in order to get to heaven you've got to confess to all your sins
15:14i knew the day would come when i'd have to repent for this
15:20years ago i hit a deer and just drove away is that all well i also once deliberately pushed a
15:29blind man
15:32good well bad actually but it's good that you confess to that were there any infidelities
15:40i can't even remember so there are no infidelities what no no there were many infidelities i mean i
15:50can't remember exactly how many because i lost count long ago do you need me to confess to each
15:56one let's cover a few of the more recent ones uh with a co-worker with her friend
16:05with a barista at a coffee shop with a neighbor that's just in the last few weeks impressive
16:14you're not exaggerating your sins in order to make the repentance look better are you
16:20if you don't believe me i kept photos and videos of my adventures on my laptop
16:25those memories they're in a folder called work
16:29that'd be helpful thank you we'll look into that
16:34so can i go to heaven though one moment let me check with the management
16:40is that enough for you
16:42yes i think it's enough for my lawyer to bring up in court
16:46is that lizzie what's going on
16:55called you cheater
16:58and thanks for telling me exactly where to find evidence
17:04lizzie you can see me
17:08and that's for cheating
17:11now pack up your bags and get out of my house
17:15and expect divorce papers very soon
17:17jerk
17:26so i'm alive
17:33hey stop
17:35what are you doing
17:36they told me all about you
17:38you secretly photographed me
17:41do it
17:42delete everything right now
17:44okay okay okay
17:49there
17:51satisfied
17:53not yet
18:01this photo
18:02is going up
18:04on the door of every restaurant in our town
18:07with a big fat sign
18:09do not let it
18:10you got it
18:14and now get out of here
18:24well
18:25it's a good thing we told her about everything
18:27i mean michael deserved it
18:29to two men
18:31who sent my
18:33cheating husband
18:34to the other side
18:35only if
18:36briefly
18:37right
18:38cheers
18:38cheers
18:39let's do you great
18:40cheers
18:41cheers
18:46oh you look so so depressed about the divorce
18:51you know i just i finally feel that i can start a new free life without being constantly lied to
19:00this is like the best day of my life
19:03i can imagine
19:03i can imagine
19:04so uh... what's your future plan
19:07well
19:08i'm gonna finalize the divorce
19:11and leave michael
19:13without a single patty
19:15nice
19:16right
19:17and then i don't know maybe i'll
19:19go for a vacation
19:21like a
19:23beach cocktail
19:24ocean sun
19:25and
19:28tanned man
19:31tanned man
19:33tanned man
19:33well yeah right
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