00:04Surprise!
00:08I'm so sorry.
00:12I'm so sorry.
00:13It's my boss, Martha.
00:15I'm so sorry.
00:16It's so embarrassing.
00:18It's okay, just go check.
00:20I'm sorry.
00:25Mr. Broderick, I'm so sorry about it.
00:28That was so awkward.
00:30And so beautiful.
00:33What?
00:36Never mind, it's okay.
00:41I'm so sorry again.
00:43So, we were talking about my pay, right?
00:47Ah, yeah.
00:49Derek, how about that?
00:51Honestly, on my way over here, I was thinking,
00:54turn you down.
00:55But after meeting your wife,
00:58I think we can find some common ground.
01:06You mean, you want my wife?
01:11Plus thousands.
01:18Two.
01:19Two.
01:29I'm just joking, you know, Derek.
01:33I'm joking too about it.
01:36Yeah.
01:37I'm in on the joke.
01:38I see.
01:39But seriously, if your wife had an only girl's accountant,
01:45you wouldn't need any promotion.
01:48You would be racking the money like you're crazy.
01:55Oh my God, I'm kidding, Derek.
01:59Gosh.
02:00All right.
02:02All right.
02:02All right.
02:02I was thinking about it.
02:04Okay.
02:05I'll see you in the office.
02:07Yeah.
02:08See you.
02:09Thank you for the meeting.
02:10Yeah.
02:11Okay.
02:13Then, Derek.
02:17Only girls.
02:24Honey, you rock.
02:27What's got into you?
02:30You know, I had a thought, you know, I don't know if I should tell you.
02:38Of course you should.
02:40Hey, spin it off.
02:42Really?
02:43Yeah.
02:48Imagine if I had hot pictures of you on my phone, you know, with no clothes on.
03:00Honey, but you see me every day with no clothes on.
03:06Yeah, I like it, but I'm going to work soon.
03:11I'm going to miss you.
03:13Oh, you're so insatiable.
03:17Let's take a picture.
03:20Okay.
03:22Okay.
03:26I'm ready.
03:29For you, baby.
03:31Oh, it's beautiful.
03:36That's good for a start, and now, take it home.
03:50Honey, are you coming?
03:53I want to do it one more time.
03:56Sure.
03:56One second.
03:58I'm coming.
04:10Take it off.
04:22Oh, what?
04:25What are you doing?
04:28I'm going to miss you too, honey, while you're in the office.
04:31No, no, no.
04:33That's not what we agreed to.
04:35But I don't understand.
04:37Why are you so nervous?
04:38Me? No.
04:39I'm alright.
04:41I just have to go to the office.
04:45I'm sorry.
04:46Okay.
05:01Oh, my.
05:05Hi.
05:12Hey, honey.
05:15Hey.
05:16I guess this is the tenth present in two weeks.
05:23Well, things have been going well.
05:27I have some might to spoil my lonely girl.
05:31Thank you, Victoria's Secret.
05:34You want me to wear it tonight?
05:38No.
05:40I want you to wear it now.
05:45And send me a picture.
05:48And, by the way, that's not all the surprises.
05:54You'll have a courier coming, son.
05:57Really?
05:58I love you.
05:59I love you.
06:00I love you.
06:00I love you.
06:03I love you too, sweetie.
06:12Hey.
06:16It's you.
06:18Yeah, it's me.
06:19Can I take my package, please?
06:21Your married kiss.
06:22Wow, I can't believe it.
06:24Who?
06:25Oh, my God.
06:26Can I take a picture with you?
06:27I'm your biggest fan.
06:29Excuse me, but I don't understand what you're talking about.
06:31So, I just like to take my package.
06:34That's all.
06:35I recognize your mole.
06:37My... my mole?
06:39You're the famous model from the website.
06:45What?
06:45I'm sorry.
06:46I guess you want a privacy.
06:48Yeah, I want privacy and I want my package.
06:51Just sign here, please.
06:53You want an autograph?
06:56No, we just sign for the delivery.
07:05Bye.
07:06Bye.
07:07Bye.
07:07Bye.
07:07What do you do?
07:09Maria, kiss.
07:12Maria, kiss.
07:13Maria, kiss.
07:14Who is this Maria?
07:16Kiss.
07:25What?
07:28I'm gonna kill you.
07:30I'm gonna kill you!
07:34I'm home, sweetie.
07:37Oh.
07:39What is this?
07:40What is happening here?
07:42Yeah, huh?
07:49How dare you?
07:51You put my photo...
07:54on the internet.
08:01Oh.
08:04Okay.
08:05Let's come down and talk about...
08:08Talk about what?
08:11You used me.
08:13This is my body.
08:15You had no right...
08:16No, sweetie.
08:18You're my wife.
08:19So your body...
08:21belongs to me.
08:24You like all these gifts.
08:27Don't you?
08:28You like restaurants.
08:29It all comes at their price.
08:32You've disgraced me.
08:35No.
08:36I'm not stupid.
08:38None of the photos has your face.
08:41I'm not stupid.
08:43So...
08:44Let's come down.
08:45And do as I say.
08:48You...
08:49want to go on vacation to the Caribbean.
08:53Don't you?
08:54I won't...
08:55be your doll.
08:56You will.
08:59And right now...
09:00you put on...
09:03this red set...
09:06and take some...
09:07more photos...
09:09and I'll sell them to our...
09:11special clients.
09:13Yes.
09:29Hello.
09:31Oh, Derek.
09:33Hi.
09:38Are you here...
09:39to discuss your promotion again?
09:41Actually, no.
09:46I'm quitting.
09:48Oh.
09:49You're quitting.
09:51May I ask you why?
09:53I started my own...
09:55small business.
09:58Oh, yeah.
10:00I've seen your...
10:02small business.
10:04What?
10:05Actually, the entire office has seen it.
10:08someone even suggested...
10:10put the picture on the wall.
10:12Worker of the month.
10:16What picture?
10:21The caption said...
10:23I am Derek Spencer.
10:25I used my wife's body...
10:27to make money.
10:28And I did it without her permission...
10:30because I'm worthless.
10:31Lying.
10:32Miserable pervert.
10:34The description is correct.
10:35It's definitely you.
10:38It can be.
10:44Oh, no.
10:46No.
10:47So, Derek.
10:49Shall we talk about your promotion...
10:51or maybe...
10:52your resignation?
11:05What have you done?
11:07You embarrassed me in front of the whole internet.
11:10You had no rights!
11:12Oh, no, no, no.
11:13You are so wrong.
11:14I had all rights.
11:15You are my husband.
11:16So, your body belongs to me.
11:20I see what you are trying to do.
11:23You are going to regret it.
11:24Oh, no, no, honey.
11:26It's you are the one who is going to regret it.
11:28And you know why?
11:29Because we are getting divorced.
11:31And second of all,
11:32I am suing you for using my photos without my permission.
11:36You can't do that, dear husband.
11:38Oh, I so can do it.
11:41And you have to remember one simple thing for the rest of your life.
11:45Woman's body belongs only to her.
11:48And you can be a hundred times my husband.
11:51But you cannot treat me like a doll.
11:55Get out of here.
12:13Yes.
12:15Hello.
12:16I am Victoria's secret agent.
12:18And I'd like to offer you a partnership.
12:23Okay.
12:24Let's discuss it.
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