00:00I can't stand sleeping on my neighbor's futon.
00:03Well, that's on you for renting out your place
00:05as your side hustle.
00:07You know, you're a pretty girl.
00:08You could be one of those girls online that eats
00:10and everyone watches.
00:12I have seen you loudly house a double bacon chi.
00:16I'll think about it.
00:17You're perfect.
00:18I'm so tired.
00:19Can one of you take the next test, please?
00:21Not unless it's at 2 p.m. in a hatchback.
00:23I got a delivery.
00:24Sorry, Collette.
00:25I'm working over here.
00:26I'll take the next one if it's at a convenient time for me.
00:29Thanks.
00:30Hey, did one of you print this and an essay
00:33about a time you overcame adversity?
00:35Yeah, that's mine.
00:36Oh, wait.
00:37So you had a trip to Aspen ruined
00:39because the pilot for your private plane got a stomach bug?
00:42No, I'm rewriting college essays for wealthy private school kids.
00:46This one is Leland's.
00:47What's a Leland?
00:48It's a cross between a trip and a Brooks.
00:50I hate rich people.
00:52With their caviar, champagne, going to the movies
00:55and buying their candy from the concession stand.
00:57Not taking it out of their cargo pocket.
01:00Oh, totally, right?
01:01Yeah.
01:01Like, rich people, I just, they're the worst.
01:03Like, the worst.
01:05Mo' money, mo' problems.
01:07You heard?
01:07Yeah.
01:08Yeah, I heard.
01:12So, Vic, when was the last time you overcame adversity?
01:15Actually, Greg, I consider myself colorblind.
01:17I don't see adversity.
01:18Mm-hhhh.
01:20.
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