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My Intern is a Hollywood Star
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00:00:00Music
00:00:06Music
00:00:08Ready, ready, ready, ready
00:00:12Ready, ready, ready
00:00:15Someone here
00:00:15Someone here
00:00:16One more
00:00:18One more
00:00:18One more
00:00:34I can't believe I'm so close to Freddie Jones
00:00:39Charlotte
00:00:40Why are you just standing here when there's people without hors d'oeuvres?
00:00:44Sorry sir, the caterers were in off so I had to get more
00:00:46Finally more hors d'oeuvres
00:00:49I was just talking to the head of the studio
00:00:50We share a ski cabin
00:00:52He's having a great time Uncle Seth
00:00:54Oh, at least I have one intern who knows how to host the party
00:00:58Charlotte, you could take a few notes here from Ava
00:01:00This isn't your backwoods Applebee's
00:01:03This is a Hollywood party
00:01:05Hey, Mark Paul Gossler!
00:01:08He's right, you're too uptight
00:01:09And sweaty
00:01:11It's not helping your whole Walmart aesthetic
00:01:14It's not helping that I've been working this entire party by myself
00:01:17It doesn't matter how hard you work
00:01:20People have to like you
00:01:21Nobody likes a martyr who dresses like she works at the DMV
00:01:24Give up
00:01:25And go home
00:01:27Thanks Ava
00:01:28But I don't need advice on how to charm a room from a nepho baby
00:01:31I've been working for tips since I was 15
00:01:46Mr. Jones?
00:01:47Call me Freddy
00:01:51Right
00:01:52Um, I'm so sorry
00:01:53You don't need to be sorry
00:01:55This party needed a little excitement
00:01:57It was trash and everybody knows it
00:01:59Yeah
00:02:01I mean, I prefer your earlier work, but you were still excellent
00:02:06Thanks for telling me the truth
00:02:08Nobody tells me the truth anymore
00:02:12Well, it was, uh, nice bumping into you
00:02:18Hey, Mr. Jones
00:02:20Hey, you should be the one entertaining our star client, not her
00:02:23I can only hire one of you
00:02:25And right now, she's winning
00:02:26Do better
00:02:37Thank you
00:02:39Thanks for listening
00:02:44Hiya
00:02:45Thanks for listening
00:02:54And this is time for take care
00:02:55You can work out here
00:02:56What do you think?
00:02:56I'll see
00:02:57To the party
00:02:57You can work out here
00:02:57But this is incredible
00:02:57They're my boys. The best.
00:02:59Aw, man.
00:03:01I've been watching you all night.
00:03:03Hey, how's this?
00:03:04I get tight. One, two, man.
00:03:07Hey, Greg.
00:03:14Where am I?
00:03:17Good morning.
00:03:23Good morning.
00:03:42Yo, what's that?
00:03:43Did you forget that today is the first day of your master plan?
00:03:46Come on, man. Get down here.
00:03:47Yeah, all right.
00:04:00Hey, what a premiere, Mr. Jones.
00:04:02I don't know whether you're more radiant on screen or off.
00:04:05Hey, what can I get you? You want a coffee, water?
00:04:08No, I'm fine. Thanks.
00:04:10How about I'll just get both, just in case?
00:04:15Close the door.
00:04:21O-negative. Your favorite.
00:04:24I figure after last night, you would be pretty hungry.
00:04:28I didn't even like that, eh?
00:04:30Just needed help, and I needed an exit.
00:04:33Come on, Freddy.
00:04:34I've been your best friend and your enabler for the last 200 years.
00:04:38And during that time, I've known you to be very picky, very cautious,
00:04:43and a very, very demanding vampire.
00:04:46So come on. Give me something.
00:04:48How'd she taste?
00:04:52I don't know, man.
00:04:53I think she was an intern.
00:04:55I didn't even get her name.
00:04:57But nothing happened.
00:04:59Good.
00:05:00Because I got enough to worry about while you're going away undercover.
00:05:03You sure about this plan?
00:05:05I mean, come on.
00:05:06Why can't you just go to the Maldives like every other actor?
00:05:09I just need to get away from everything.
00:05:11The business,
00:05:12my parents,
00:05:14this whole
00:05:15movie star lifestyle,
00:05:16it's just...
00:05:17But why do you want to go undercover as an intern?
00:05:19Is this about that intern girl?
00:05:21Yeah, I may have come on a bit strong.
00:05:23I don't know.
00:05:24There's just something about her.
00:05:25But how do you know dressing up like an intern
00:05:27is going to help you get to know her?
00:05:28And how do you know that when you get close to her,
00:05:30you're not just going to blow your cover?
00:05:32I don't know.
00:05:32I'll play it cool.
00:05:33I'll work hard.
00:05:34Hopefully our paths will cross.
00:05:36I can feel it, though.
00:05:37Fine.
00:05:38I'll do what I can.
00:05:40But please,
00:05:41promise me you're not going to let this intern thing
00:05:43distract you from your actual job.
00:05:45Thanks, Coleman.
00:05:46This is going to be the role of a lifetime.
00:05:52Better.
00:05:54But you can't help but look like a movie star.
00:05:56I think I might need help from a glamour, so...
00:06:00So, I didn't know if you wanted all...
00:06:04Where's Mr. Jones?
00:06:05He had an engagement.
00:06:08Who's this?
00:06:10This is Edward, our new intern.
00:06:13Oh, great.
00:06:14Another one.
00:06:16Well, let's get you started.
00:06:22Jesus.
00:06:24This might actually work.
00:06:34When can I expect money from you?
00:06:36I'm bartending nights and weekends.
00:06:38But if you don't make some more money soon,
00:06:40you won't have a home to return to.
00:06:42Do you know the debt we're in?
00:06:44We're going to lose the bar
00:06:45if you don't start helping.
00:06:47The internship is going great.
00:06:49I'm going to have a new job before we know it.
00:06:52Okay?
00:06:53Mom, I have to go.
00:06:55Bye.
00:07:00After you humiliated yourself
00:07:01in front of the entire industry,
00:07:03I'm surprised you even came in today.
00:07:05What happened to me last night?
00:07:07I know I only had one drink.
00:07:09Were you taking bets on who you ended up with?
00:07:11My money's in the pay from the mailroom.
00:07:13Leave me alone.
00:07:23Oh, if it isn't Miss Life of the Party.
00:07:26You know, it's one thing to entertain the clients,
00:07:29but it's another to walk around
00:07:30acting like a drunken floozy.
00:07:32I'm sorry.
00:07:33I don't...
00:07:34Oh, really?
00:07:34You're sorry about that.
00:07:35Well, it's penance you can show around the new intern.
00:07:39We have a new intern?
00:07:40Yeah, yeah, that guy.
00:07:41Hey, come on over here.
00:07:43Hawk Hogan.
00:07:43Yeah, you.
00:07:45Jesus.
00:07:45Stop doing workouts and talk to her.
00:07:48Hi, I'm Edward.
00:07:56Hi, I'm Edward.
00:08:01Are you okay?
00:08:03Yeah, I'm Charlotte.
00:08:05Let me show you around.
00:08:11Hey, cutie.
00:08:12Oh, hello.
00:08:14Are you running for junior exec?
00:08:15No, I'm not looking for anything permanent.
00:08:18Oh, good.
00:08:19We should get along fine then.
00:08:22So, where are you from?
00:08:23Look, I'm supposed to help Charlotte with something, so...
00:08:26Between us, Charlotte's character
00:08:29isn't going to get her very far in this industry.
00:08:32This was her last night.
00:08:37Okay.
00:08:40Where are you going?
00:08:41To go help Charlotte.
00:08:42Like you should have done last night.
00:08:49So, Freddie just went on vacation.
00:08:52When he gets back,
00:08:53he's going to want something very different
00:08:55for his next project.
00:08:56We're looking for something
00:08:57that's very character-driven,
00:08:58but at the same time,
00:08:59something that only he could play.
00:09:01So, ideas?
00:09:03What about a period piece?
00:09:05You know, Freddie has this classic quality to him.
00:09:08Like, he could almost be from a different time.
00:09:10Um, I could see him in a Western
00:09:12or a Jane Austen movie.
00:09:14Oh, that's really perceptive.
00:09:16Excuse me.
00:09:17Interns?
00:09:18But the grown-ups are talking?
00:09:20Do you know who you're talking to?
00:09:23Do you know who you're talking to?
00:09:29I mean, it's...
00:09:31Fred...
00:09:32Edward's...
00:09:34first day.
00:09:35Sorry.
00:09:40Oh!
00:09:41Totally forgot.
00:09:43I've actually got to run,
00:09:44but I'm greatly looking forward
00:09:46to hearing all of your ideas.
00:09:50When you're big shots,
00:09:52you can open your mouth
00:09:53every time a dumb idea pops into your head.
00:09:56But until then,
00:09:57you're nobody.
00:09:58I'll remember that.
00:09:59Good.
00:10:01Charlotte, you can stay
00:10:02and clean up after the party.
00:10:03I'll tell the cleaning services
00:10:04to skip this weekend.
00:10:06Tonight?
00:10:06But I have another job.
00:10:08Oh, great!
00:10:09But you should have thought about that
00:10:10before you embarrassed our department.
00:10:13Ava!
00:10:14Happy hour!
00:10:16Ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:10:17I'm buying!
00:10:23You know you don't have to stay
00:10:24and clean up with me, right?
00:10:25I don't mind.
00:10:27Can I ask you something?
00:10:30Are Ava and Seth real pieces of shit?
00:10:34I shouldn't laugh.
00:10:37No, you should.
00:10:38You have a really beautiful smile.
00:10:41No, but seriously,
00:10:41why are they always like that?
00:10:44I don't know.
00:10:45It's just kind of the way they are.
00:10:47Ava's in the running for the same job as me
00:10:48and Seth's her uncle, so...
00:10:52Anyway, what's your story?
00:10:55Why are you here?
00:10:59Why are you here?
00:11:02I don't know, I guess I've just been sheltered my whole life,
00:11:04so I just wanted to try something new.
00:11:07You wanted to try picking up trash with me?
00:11:10I mean, there's worse ways to spend your day.
00:11:13Plus, I thought you could, you know,
00:11:15teach me a few things
00:11:16and I can learn the ins and outs.
00:11:19Deal.
00:11:24Shoot, I'm going to be late for work.
00:11:26What, this isn't work?
00:11:27Not for me.
00:11:29You know we don't get paid, right?
00:11:31What?
00:11:33I'll see you on Monday.
00:11:40Hey, Coleman.
00:11:42Yeah, give me the personal file on Charlotte's end.
00:11:45Yeah, I need to know everything about her.
00:11:47Also, dude, we've got to start paying these interns.
00:11:49Alright.
00:12:02Why would you want to meet here?
00:12:04You hate places like this.
00:12:07Yeah, you do.
00:12:08What can I get the two?
00:12:10Mr. Hart?
00:12:13Edward, do you guys know each other?
00:12:15What?
00:12:16Us?
00:12:17No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:12:18That's okay, sorry.
00:12:20Look, he's a friend of my father's.
00:12:22I just didn't want anyone to think
00:12:24I was another Nepo baby.
00:12:25That's why you're so sheltered.
00:12:28Don't worry, your secret's safe with me.
00:12:30Do you know what you'd like?
00:12:33Yeah, we'll take two Bloody Marys.
00:12:35Extra bloody.
00:12:41What?
00:12:43Small world.
00:12:44Small world and, oh look,
00:12:46right there is where it tells you
00:12:48where she works in her personnel file.
00:12:50Yeah.
00:12:50Would you look at that?
00:12:51I think you already did.
00:12:53She's amazing, though.
00:12:55Top of her class.
00:12:56Full ride scholarship.
00:12:58She could be anything.
00:13:00I don't know why she'd want to
00:13:00settle at the bottom in Hollywood.
00:13:02Sounds like somebody else that we know.
00:13:04Even the drinking.
00:13:06Okay.
00:13:07You know, Ava had a lot to do with that.
00:13:09You could smell it on her a mile away.
00:13:13If you have some time this weekend
00:13:14and you feel like getting your hands dirty.
00:13:16Yeah, sure.
00:13:18I'll be right back with those drinks.
00:13:23Oh, brother.
00:13:25You are in love.
00:13:28Can you make mine a double, please?
00:13:40Hey, so how do you know
00:13:42if a script is worth pitching?
00:13:43A good script grabs you on the first page
00:13:45and doesn't let go.
00:13:46You can't stop thinking about it.
00:13:48Edward, save yourself some time.
00:13:50If a script isn't on the blacklist,
00:13:52it's a pass.
00:13:53It's that easy.
00:13:55Like this one.
00:14:04Once you find a script you love,
00:14:05it makes all the drudgery worth it,
00:14:07at least for me.
00:14:08Hey, stop gabbing
00:14:09and get me your weekend script reports.
00:14:12I need something that screams
00:14:14Freddie Jones to bring to Coleman.
00:14:15So what do we got?
00:14:17I read a lot of great scripts.
00:14:19This top one is a modern take
00:14:20on Sunset Boulevard.
00:14:22Isn't that like black and white?
00:14:24That's one of the greatest movies
00:14:25of all time.
00:14:26You sound just like Freddie Jones.
00:14:28He always says that
00:14:29that's the movie that inspired him to act.
00:14:31Look at you two,
00:14:32sounding like nerds and losers
00:14:34living in the 50s.
00:14:35A contact just to end an action romance.
00:14:38That's perfect.
00:14:39Ava, you are the best.
00:14:42I bet Freddie's gonna love that.
00:14:48Yeah, I bet Freddie will love that.
00:14:51Yeah.
00:14:57This script has a lot of heat
00:14:59and it's a great part for Freddie.
00:15:01Yeah, if we don't jump on this now tomorrow,
00:15:02I promise we're gonna read in the trades
00:15:04that Leo's doing it.
00:15:05It's really good.
00:15:14But it's completely wrong with Freddie.
00:15:16But it's got everything.
00:15:18Action, sex.
00:15:19He even has his shirt off for over an hour.
00:15:22Yeah, but there's plenty more
00:15:23where that came from.
00:15:25Good.
00:15:27Because Freddie's looking for a wide spectrum.
00:15:30So I'm gonna want to hear pitches
00:15:33from all of the interns.
00:15:34And whoever can pitch a film
00:15:36that Freddie actually wants to buy
00:15:38gets the junior executive position.
00:15:50Are you okay, honey?
00:15:52That beer has more head
00:15:54than a truck stop men's room.
00:15:55Yeah, sorry.
00:15:57It's just work stuff.
00:15:59Work stuff?
00:16:00Or romance stuff?
00:16:02Don't look so shocked.
00:16:04Spending 20 years in a bar,
00:16:06I get really good at reading people, okay?
00:16:08I don't even know if it's mutual.
00:16:10It is.
00:16:12How do you know that?
00:16:13Because I got a sense about this stuff.
00:16:16Plus, he's sitting over at that table
00:16:18and he just asked about you.
00:16:26What are you doing here?
00:16:29Well, I got those scripts
00:16:31that said toss them in the trash
00:16:33and I thought you'd want to talk about them.
00:16:37Okay.
00:16:41Thanks for coming out tonight.
00:16:43You know, even if nothing happens,
00:16:45I love talking about movies with you.
00:16:48I love talking about movies with you, too.
00:16:50Honestly, four hours
00:16:51does not seem like enough time.
00:16:54Shit.
00:16:59Smell that?
00:17:01O negative.
00:17:01My favorite.
00:17:06That's interesting.
00:17:23Let's take them both.
00:17:25I'm hungry.
00:17:27Sniff again.
00:17:30He's one of us.
00:17:32No way.
00:17:35It's that?
00:17:42I gotta go.
00:17:48You'll never guess who just came in.
00:17:51You're his biggest fan.
00:18:08Can you imagine being so famous
00:18:10you have to lie about being on vacation?
00:18:12Don't you have work you should be doing?
00:18:14My contact just sent me another hot script,
00:18:16so no.
00:18:20No.
00:18:21No.
00:18:22No.
00:18:23Hey, Charlotte.
00:18:26Um, can I get your help?
00:18:27I jammed the printer again.
00:18:30Again?
00:18:30Yeah.
00:18:32Seriously?
00:18:33Yeah.
00:18:37Hey, what do you have for me?
00:18:39I just forwarded you a new script
00:18:41everyone is talking about.
00:18:43That's all you have?
00:18:45That script just sold,
00:18:47and it's not even what he's looking for.
00:18:49Aren't you even listening?
00:18:50How am I supposed to find something small
00:18:52and pretentious?
00:18:53It's boring.
00:18:55Figure it out.
00:18:56I got you to third base.
00:18:57You can score your own home run.
00:18:59If that farm girl brings in a script
00:19:01that Freddy wants to buy,
00:19:02I can't stop Coleman from hiring her.
00:19:05Get on it.
00:19:07Now!
00:19:09Jesus fucking Christ.
00:19:35Okay, maybe I did want to talk to you.
00:19:37Yeah, well, you better do it fast
00:19:38because I might have to run away suddenly
00:19:40with no explanation.
00:19:42Okay, Charlotte, look about the other night.
00:19:44It's fine.
00:19:45You don't have to explain.
00:19:47We worked together.
00:19:48You did the smart thing.
00:19:49We should keep it professional, right?
00:19:56Yeah, I mean, if that's what you want.
00:19:59Don't do it like that.
00:20:00You're going to rip it.
00:20:05Is this my proposal?
00:20:07Yeah, that's pretty all I should have copies for you.
00:20:10So nice.
00:20:13Well, it should work now.
00:20:16Okay.
00:20:18Thanks.
00:20:28Why is the door locked?
00:20:30I didn't lock it.
00:20:31Must have been Ava.
00:20:37Hey, are you okay?
00:20:39It's, uh, I'm claustrophobic
00:20:41and you can find spaces that make me panic.
00:20:45Okay, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:20:46It's going to be okay.
00:20:48All right, you're going to be okay.
00:20:49Trust me for a second, okay?
00:21:06Better?
00:21:08How did you do that?
00:21:10Just a little trick I learned.
00:21:14Yeah, you're right.
00:21:15We should probably keep it professional.
00:21:24Wait.
00:21:30Okay.
00:21:31Okay.
00:21:36Okay.
00:21:46What's going on here?
00:21:48Why is the door locked?
00:21:52Let's get you out of here.
00:21:54Come on.
00:22:02Man, being an intern is hard work.
00:22:07By the way, have you seen Charlotte's proposal?
00:22:09It's pretty good.
00:22:10Freddie, it's time to go back.
00:22:14I've got paparazzi circling the kill,
00:22:17just looking for a scoop,
00:22:18and guess what?
00:22:19You know who's been calling me?
00:22:21Diana.
00:22:22Diana, and she's been asking me questions.
00:22:25Okay.
00:22:26So what, Diana has paparazzi working for her now?
00:22:28Vampire paparazzi.
00:22:30When is that woman ever going to realize
00:22:32it is not going to work out between us?
00:22:35I don't care what she wants,
00:22:36or what my parents want,
00:22:37or what the paparazzi wants.
00:22:39It's not going to work.
00:22:40Yeah, well, it's easy to be patient
00:22:42when you're an immortal bitch.
00:22:44True.
00:22:46I know you and Charlotte have a bond,
00:22:49but it's time to call a rap on Eddie
00:22:51and time to get back to work.
00:22:54It's back to my lonely, gilded cage?
00:22:57You signed up for this.
00:23:00She didn't.
00:23:07How's your project proposal going?
00:23:09Why do you care?
00:23:10I want it to be good,
00:23:11if I'm going to hand it in.
00:23:12What are you talking about?
00:23:14My contact fell through,
00:23:15and I can't hand in nothing,
00:23:17so unless you help me,
00:23:19I'll have to hand in this.
00:23:22The fuck, Ava?
00:23:25How'd you get pages from my journal?
00:23:27Careful how you talk to me.
00:23:29You're one phone call away
00:23:30from being a stupid slut
00:23:31that tanked Freddy's career.
00:23:33There's no scandal
00:23:34if we didn't even sleep together.
00:23:37I don't understand why you would do this, Ava.
00:23:39If you work for Freddy,
00:23:40you're going to ruin his career.
00:23:41I won't.
00:23:43Unless you force me to.
00:23:45So what will it be?
00:23:56Let's get set up.
00:23:59They love the proposal so much,
00:24:01they want me to present it to the board.
00:24:02I hope you're happy with yourself.
00:24:04You're looking at the new junior executive.
00:24:07Don't worry.
00:24:08I requested you stay on
00:24:09as my personal intern.
00:24:15God.
00:24:22Hey, where are you going with that?
00:24:31Have you seen Eddie?
00:24:32Looks like your little boyfriend
00:24:33left without saying goodbye.
00:24:35Let's focus, everyone.
00:24:36We've got a lot to discuss.
00:24:37Guess he wasn't as into you as you thought.
00:24:39I don't think we'll need you for this meeting.
00:24:41I'm pretty sure there's some cleaning
00:24:42to do around the office.
00:24:44Fine with me.
00:24:47Mr. Jones?
00:24:49Where are you going?
00:24:53Please stay.
00:24:54I need everybody to put some in.
00:24:57Sure.
00:24:58You can take notes.
00:25:00There he is.
00:25:01End of the hour.
00:25:02Hey, welcome back, Freddy.
00:25:04Looking tan and refreshed.
00:25:05Better than ever.
00:25:06Thank you, Seth.
00:25:07Appreciate that.
00:25:13I would really like to know
00:25:15if this movie is at its core.
00:25:17Ava, this is your baby.
00:25:19I would love to hear from you.
00:25:21Well, at its core,
00:25:22it's a Freddy Jones movie.
00:25:23That's what people are paying to see.
00:25:25So what's your vision?
00:25:27Do you see this more
00:25:28as a classic Hollywood homage,
00:25:30a mystery, a romance?
00:25:32I think it has it all.
00:25:36What's your favorite part?
00:25:37The ending.
00:25:38What happens in the end?
00:25:40Your character, uh,
00:25:44wins?
00:25:45You know, it's funny.
00:25:46You wrote such an elegant summary,
00:25:48but you can't recall
00:25:50any major plot points
00:25:51or how it ends.
00:25:52I'm just curious.
00:25:53Did you actually read the script
00:25:54or did you just have AI
00:25:56spit out a report for you?
00:25:57Of course I wrote this.
00:25:59It's just been a few weeks
00:26:01and I...
00:26:02I...
00:26:03What do you think?
00:26:06At its heart,
00:26:08it's...
00:26:08It's a romance.
00:26:11A mystery with a satirical edge,
00:26:13but ultimately a love story
00:26:15with its poignant
00:26:17and tragic ending.
00:26:19Sounds like a good movie.
00:26:21Why do you think
00:26:22it'd be beneficial for my career?
00:26:25Because people might not know it yet,
00:26:27but you can do more than look good
00:26:28with your shirt off.
00:26:29Opening weekend,
00:26:30they're gonna go to see
00:26:32Freddie Jones the movie star.
00:26:33Come Monday,
00:26:34they're gonna tell their friends
00:26:35to go see Freddie Jones the actor.
00:26:41I love that.
00:26:43You sold me.
00:26:45Ava,
00:26:46I would like you to take notes
00:26:47for Charlotte from now on.
00:26:51Uh, uh?
00:26:58What the hell was that?
00:26:59Ow, you're hurting me.
00:27:01I just answered his question.
00:27:02You set me up.
00:27:03You humiliated me.
00:27:05You should have prepared me better.
00:27:06I just know I had to prepare you.
00:27:08Didn't you read what you handed in?
00:27:09Oh, it was insanely long
00:27:11and I have better things to do.
00:27:12That was the whole point
00:27:13of using your proposal.
00:27:15You made me look like an idiot.
00:27:16No, Ava, actually,
00:27:18you did that all on your own.
00:27:19You made me look so bad.
00:27:21I need an explanation.
00:27:22She set me up.
00:27:23Your assistant executed
00:27:24a master plan to embarrass you
00:27:26and take control of a meeting.
00:27:28If that's true,
00:27:29then we should probably have her
00:27:30on the executive payroll.
00:27:31She planned this.
00:27:32With Freddie.
00:27:33I have proof.
00:27:34Just to humiliate me.
00:27:36They slept together.
00:27:38That's enough.
00:27:39I'm sorry.
00:27:41Where is it?
00:27:42Where is it?
00:27:43Where?
00:27:45It's just...
00:27:46Here it is.
00:27:47Can we get security, please?
00:27:49No.
00:27:50No.
00:27:51It was her.
00:27:52They slept again.
00:27:53Why don't you believe me?
00:27:55Let go of me.
00:27:56Do you know how much
00:27:56this dress costs?
00:28:02I'll see you again soon.
00:28:12Hey.
00:28:15So, how'd it go today?
00:28:16Where were you?
00:28:19Ray Jones!
00:28:21Look at us!
00:28:22Get out of here!
00:28:22No, I told you guys!
00:28:23No!
00:28:23No pictures!
00:28:24Go!
00:28:25Get out of here!
00:28:25Go!
00:28:27Go!
00:28:28What the hell is going on!
00:28:29What the hell is going on?
00:28:29Why did they call you Freddie?
00:28:33Look, Charlotte.
00:28:34I...
00:28:36I never meant to trick you.
00:28:46Please.
00:28:49I don't...
00:28:49I don't know what to think.
00:28:51I don't know who you are.
00:28:52Charlotte.
00:29:09Oh, you bitch!
00:29:13Oh, you'll pay for that!
00:29:17We just wanted a story, but I guess we'll settle for something else.
00:29:25Get the fuck away from me!
00:29:38Charlotte, are you okay?
00:29:40You look hurt. Are you hurt?
00:29:42I'm fine. I'm so sorry.
00:29:44This is all my fault.
00:29:45Why are you apologizing? You just saved my life.
00:29:48Come on.
00:29:55The boss is gonna love this.
00:30:08You sure you're okay?
00:30:09I think so.
00:30:18Does that hurt?
00:30:19A little.
00:30:19I don't know.
00:31:18And not all of them are good.
00:31:20Just lie back and rest.
00:31:22All right.
00:31:38I don't know.
00:31:40I don't know.
00:31:43Yeah, she better.
00:31:48I don't know.
00:32:25No, I don't know the pay rate yet, Mom, but it's...
00:32:27It's entry-level.
00:32:32$3,000 a month?
00:33:02I think how am I supposed to...
00:33:03I don't know.
00:33:07I don't know.
00:33:08I don't know.
00:33:13I don't know.
00:33:14Let me know if you need anything else.
00:33:21Diana?
00:33:27Diana?
00:33:28So you're the girl that's turned Freddie's career upside down.
00:33:32You're more stunning in person.
00:33:34I don't know about that.
00:33:36Don't sell yourself short.
00:33:37Success in Hollywood is all about branding.
00:33:41So what's good here?
00:33:42Not much.
00:33:43So why are you here, Diana?
00:33:45I know you're not here for the bottomless mimosas.
00:33:48You've got talent, and I need a development assistant.
00:33:51I already have a job.
00:33:53I work for Coleman, who works for me.
00:33:55I'm a silent partner in his business, but my family's money keeps the lights on.
00:34:00I didn't know that.
00:34:02I'm actually working on a project with Freddie right now.
00:34:04Who you just started fucking, which is a branding problem.
00:34:09For who?
00:34:11And how did you know that?
00:34:13It's a small town, and I have many sources.
00:34:16I do pay well.
00:34:38Charlotte, darling, welcome.
00:34:40Come in, come in.
00:34:41You wanted to talk about the new scripts?
00:34:43Oh, no.
00:34:44It's self-care Sunday.
00:34:45I need you to give me a foot massage.
00:34:47I'm sorry, what?
00:34:48You heard me.
00:34:49I've been on my feet all week, and I need to relax.
00:34:52Diana, I'm your assistant.
00:34:53I'm not a masseuse.
00:34:54Let's get one thing straight.
00:34:56If you want to keep this job and have any chance at all of making it in this industry,
00:35:00you'll do as I say.
00:35:16That's a good girl.
00:35:23Oh, no, that is it.
00:35:25Charlotte, she cannot keep treating you like this.
00:35:28You need to tell Freddie, and then teach this witch a lesson.
00:35:32No, Sam, that's exactly what she wants me to do.
00:35:34I need to prove I can make it on my own.
00:35:36Well, how much more can you take?
00:35:37As much as I need to.
00:35:39This is my dream.
00:35:41I'm not giving up on it.
00:35:57Hey, Mom, what's up?
00:35:59Charlotte, honey.
00:36:00I'm afraid I have some bad news.
00:36:02Your father's medication prices have gone up again,
00:36:05and we're struggling to keep up with the debt.
00:36:08I'm sorry, Mom.
00:36:09I wish I could help more, but things are a little tough right now.
00:36:13But I'm not giving up.
00:36:26I can do this.
00:36:29I have to do this.
00:36:40What's all this?
00:36:41I just wanted to celebrate your recent victories,
00:36:44so I thought I'd do something special for you for all your hard work.
00:36:59Are you serious?
00:37:00Yeah.
00:37:01Root Beer Floats, your hometown favorite.
00:37:03My parents used to get me one of these after every soccer game,
00:37:06whether we won or lost.
00:37:07I want to try it.
00:37:09I can't.
00:37:10I'm on a special diet.
00:37:14Charlotte, I'm tired of hiding our love from the world.
00:37:17I'm tired of being chased by the paparazzi.
00:37:20I want to go public with our love.
00:37:22Are you sure?
00:37:23That's a big step.
00:37:24Yeah, I've never been more sure about anything in my entire life.
00:37:27Well, I'll support you no matter what.
00:37:45Miss Dunn, welcome.
00:37:47It is an honor to have you in our store.
00:37:49How may I assist you today?
00:37:50I need an outfit for the gala tonight.
00:37:53Something that'll make me stand out.
00:37:54Of course.
00:37:55We have the latest collections from the top designers.
00:37:58I'm sure we'll find something perfect for you.
00:38:03Diana, look at this one.
00:38:06This would look stunning on you.
00:38:08Oh, sweetie.
00:38:09I don't think that dress is quite worthy of someone like Miss Dunn's statue.
00:38:16You're right.
00:38:17My assistant here doesn't quite understand the difference between high fashion and, well,
00:38:24whatever she's wearing.
00:38:28Oh, now this is a dress worthy of your presence, Miss Dunn.
00:38:35It's from our exclusive collection.
00:38:37I'll take it.
00:38:39Class cannot be taught.
00:38:47Oh, Charlotte.
00:38:48I'm just teasing.
00:38:49Here, let me buy you a dress to make it up to you.
00:38:53Go on.
00:38:54Try it on.
00:38:55I insist.
00:39:05Well, well, well.
00:39:07Look at you, Charlotte.
00:39:08You clean up nicely.
00:39:15I guess that dress just doesn't work for you.
00:39:18You're better off in your ragged clothes.
00:39:20And you will have to pay damages, of course.
00:39:22I'm sure that dress is worth more than your monthly salary.
00:39:27Ciao, Bianca.
00:39:30Come on, Charlotte.
00:39:31The Gatlow awaits.
00:39:51Freddie, I'm so glad you can make it.
00:39:54Yeah.
00:39:54Good evening, Diana.
00:40:04Well, well.
00:40:05If it isn't Little Miss Cinderella wearing a dress made of rags.
00:40:09Actually, this is the same gown from earlier.
00:40:11Just with some alterations.
00:40:13You can't just...
00:40:14This is a black tie event, not a costume party.
00:40:17Well, I believe true style comes from within.
00:40:19Not a designer label.
00:40:22Just remember, Charlotte, you still work for me.
00:40:25You're lucky I don't fire you, Charlotte.
00:40:28I think it's time for you to leave, Diana.
00:40:30But I...
00:40:31Hey, Freddie.
00:40:34Goodbye, Diana.
00:40:42You look absolutely beautiful.
00:40:46We need an answer before the press conference starts.
00:40:49We're willing to offer a substantial investment.
00:40:52Just say the word.
00:40:54Freddie, say the word.
00:40:55If it isn't the man of the hour, huh?
00:40:59Freddie Jones.
00:41:02That's the best key.
00:41:03I'm the one who's gonna invest in a little film, pretty boy.
00:41:07Whether you like it or not.
00:41:10And who might this lovely lady be?
00:41:16Harm candy for the night, no doubt.
00:41:21Watch your mouth, is the best key.
00:41:23Ah, he's got the temper.
00:41:27What are you gonna do about it, pretty boy?
00:41:31Listen, Zebeski.
00:41:32You're not gonna invest in my film.
00:41:34Or disrespect my girl again.
00:41:37Do you understand?
00:41:41Freddie, walk away.
00:41:53Quite a scene you caused earlier, Zebeski.
00:41:56What do you want, Diana?
00:41:58I couldn't help but overhear your little altercation with Freddie.
00:42:02Seems like we both have something to gain by taking him down a peck or two.
00:42:07I'm listening.
00:42:08It's simple.
00:42:10You want money and a taste of that pretty little assistant of his.
00:42:13I want Freddie.
00:42:14And I think I know a way where we can both get what we desire.
00:42:19I like the way you think, Diana.
00:42:23What do you have in mind?
00:42:24We hold a press conference.
00:42:26And when Freddie's distracted, I'll announce our new film together,
00:42:29cementing me at his side.
00:42:31I love it.
00:42:33When do we start?
00:42:35Leave it to me, Zebeski.
00:42:36You just play your part when the time comes.
00:42:38You just play your part when the time comes.
00:42:46Freddie.
00:42:48I think, Allah, I saw something here.
00:42:51Your teeth, they were normal.
00:42:55And the way you fought, Zebeski.
00:42:57What's going on?
00:43:00I'll tell you, Charlotte.
00:43:03Only because we're bonded by blood.
00:43:04What the hell does that mean?
00:43:06It means I'm a vampire.
00:43:15You know, when I was a little girl, I always dreamed of becoming a vampire.
00:43:21The magic, the mystery of it all.
00:43:25Life became nothing but work and pills.
00:43:29The thing about magic, Charlotte?
00:43:33So you just gotta know where to look.
00:43:44The magic still there, Charlotte.
00:43:46You just gotta know where to look.
00:43:48And I missed you, baby, by my side.
00:43:52Where are you now, baby?
00:43:59Did you hear anything to say goodbye?
00:44:02I, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:44:09I can't think I'm one good reason why.
00:44:15Why, why, why, why?
00:44:22Hey, Charlotte.
00:44:24But we may need to talk to you about being Diana's assistant.
00:44:29Look, I honestly don't like the way she's been mistreating you,
00:44:31and I don't want you working for her anymore.
00:44:35And I've been thinking,
00:44:37if you need help financially or otherwise, I got you.
00:44:43You can't take that.
00:44:46No, I don't want to rely on you.
00:44:48But I insist you take it.
00:44:50I would feel a whole lot better.
00:44:52Please.
00:44:53Fine.
00:44:55But just for emergencies.
00:45:06It's Diana.
00:45:08She's been blowing up my phone all night.
00:45:13Signore.
00:45:22Diana.
00:45:32You know she's not going to stop calling.
00:45:34Just answer it.
00:45:36Diana.
00:45:37What do you want?
00:45:39You're with Freddie, aren't you?
00:45:42It's none of your business.
00:45:44Actually, business is why I'm calling.
00:45:47I have a proposition for the both of you.
00:45:49So we can be done with all of this nonsense.
00:46:03We're here to settle things like you said.
00:46:05No more games.
00:46:06I already told her about us.
00:46:07So you can't hang that over my head.
00:46:08Pam?
00:46:10I hate no, I hate no, I hate secrets between friends.
00:46:13On that note, this was going to be a surprise, but...
00:46:16Pam?
00:46:25Oh my god, I can't believe my daughter's dating people's sexiest man alive!
00:46:32Two years ago, but charmed. Thank you.
00:46:35With how hard Charlotte's been working, I thought this would be a nice treat.
00:46:38It was so nice of you to fly me here. Why didn't you tell me your boss is so generous?
00:46:43Diana's very humble and she doesn't like people talking about her generosity.
00:46:49What are you doing?
00:46:50I just wanted to show you the gold-digging trash you've been in bed with.
00:46:54Watch this.
00:46:57Pam's been telling me a lot about life in the country and how hard it's been.
00:47:02Yes, that's true.
00:47:04With your dad's back surgery he needs and the black mold in the house, they might have to sell and
00:47:09it breaks my heart.
00:47:10That's none of your concern, Diana.
00:47:11But it could be.
00:47:13What if I wrote your mother a check for two million dollars?
00:47:17In exchange for what?
00:47:19You leaving Freddie alone.
00:47:22Forever.
00:47:25Two million dollars?
00:47:28Would that cover it, Mom?
00:47:30Yeah.
00:47:31Well, yeah.
00:47:31I guess it would.
00:47:35We don't want your money, Diana.
00:47:37And I won't be bullied out of ending my relationship, not by you, not by anyone.
00:47:44Well, then there's nothing left to consider.
00:47:47Your happiness is all that matters, sweetheart.
00:47:50I'm sorry, but we don't need your money.
00:47:54Not if it means sacrificing my daughter's heart.
00:47:59You're making a mistake, both of you.
00:48:01But if that's how you want to play it, fine.
00:48:03Just know that I do have a plan B.
00:48:06And trust me, you're not gonna like it.
00:48:09You're done here, Diana.
00:48:11And as far as your plan B, we'll handle that together.
00:48:16Come on, ladies.
00:48:17Let's go.
00:48:24This isn't over.
00:48:25Not by a long shot.
00:48:32All right, you two.
00:48:33So let's review.
00:48:34Diana, you're gonna go out first.
00:48:36People are gonna be super excited to see you.
00:48:38And then you're gonna introduce Freddie.
00:48:39Freddie, they're gonna be equally excited to see you.
00:48:41Then the two of you will talk about the movie.
00:48:43And then you'll take questions from the journalists.
00:48:46Sound good?
00:48:47Sounds great.
00:48:48Fantastic.
00:48:49Oh, they're ready to go.
00:48:50We gotta get out there.
00:48:51Otherwise, we're gonna keep them waiting.
00:48:52And we do not want to do that.
00:48:53They look perfect.
00:48:54Great job.
00:48:54Come on, you two.
00:48:55Let's go.
00:48:55No, no, you look perfect.
00:48:56You don't need to check yourself.
00:48:57Let's go.
00:49:10It isn't a pretty little assistant.
00:49:15What are you doing here?
00:49:17Thinking about your blood, Charlotte.
00:49:22About the way it tastes.
00:49:24The way it must feel.
00:49:26Moving down.
00:49:28My throat.
00:49:29Stay away from me.
00:49:30I'm warning you.
00:49:31Or what?
00:49:31You're warning me.
00:49:33What are you gonna do, sweetheart?
00:49:35Go for help.
00:49:39No, we just want to thank you for coming to be so much fun.
00:49:42And now, without further ado, let's welcome the man of the hour, Freddie Jones.
00:49:54I think your blood will be the sweetest I've tasted in years.
00:50:01And I'm gonna savor every last drop.
00:50:09Freddie.
00:50:11Come on, Freddie.
00:50:13Charlie.
00:50:15What?
00:50:17You know what?
00:50:17What?
00:50:18And I'm going to savor every last drop.
00:50:25Get out of here, Charlotte!
00:50:28Freddie!
00:50:35I see you around my girl again, Zebeski.
00:50:38I'll rip out your fucking throat!
00:50:39No!
00:50:44Charlotte.
00:50:47Are you okay?
00:50:49You came back.
00:50:51I'll always come back for you, Charlotte.
00:51:02I'm sorry, everyone.
00:51:04I'm not sure what's keeping Freddie.
00:51:13Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you.
00:51:15You guys are too kind.
00:51:15Sorry I'm late.
00:51:16You all know how I like to make a very dramatic entrance.
00:51:20There are two things I would like to talk about.
00:51:22First one is, I'm really proud of this film that Diane and I have made.
00:51:27Me too, Freddie.
00:51:29I think it is a great project for us to end on and go off on our own.
00:51:33Two, I would really like to introduce you all to something very special to me.
00:51:38She's the one of the bravest, smartest, most beautiful woman in this town.
00:51:43My new career advisor and future, Miss Freddie Jones.
00:51:48Miss Charlotte Sims, everybody.
00:52:01I'm so sorry I didn't tell you about the announcement.
00:52:03It's okay.
00:52:04Just from now on, no more secrets.
00:52:07We're gonna face the challenges together.
00:52:09I love you, Charlotte.
00:52:11I love you, too.
00:52:13I do want to ask you one thing, though.
00:52:15Yeah, anything.
00:52:16Could you ask for my father's blessing?
00:52:18It's a tradition in my family.
00:52:20It would mean the world to me.
00:52:22I would be honored to ask your father for his blessing to marry you.
00:52:25But remember, you don't have to tell him everything.
00:52:28Okay.
00:52:40Alexander? Zelda?
00:52:41I need to speak with you now.
00:52:49Diana?
00:52:54What brings you here in such a state?
00:52:56It's Freddie.
00:52:57Your son has gone too far this time.
00:53:00He's announced his engagement to a human.
00:53:02At a press conference, no less.
00:53:05A human?
00:53:06Are you certain?
00:53:08Yes.
00:53:09Some nobody named Charlotte Sims.
00:53:11He's putting our entire order at risk by telling all of our secrets to her.
00:53:17This cannot be allowed to continue.
00:53:19The secrecy of our kind is of the utmost importance.
00:53:22I couldn't agree more, Zelda.
00:53:24That's why I came to you.
00:53:26I worry about Freddie and I fear that he's not thinking clearly.
00:53:29What do we really know about this Charlotte girl?
00:53:32She could be a threat to our whole way of life.
00:53:36We cannot take any risks.
00:53:39We'll handle this matter personally.
00:53:43You have our work.
00:53:52So we thought we'd come in on Friday and stay the weekend.
00:53:55Oh, we probably need bodyguards.
00:53:57The whole town has gone crazy since you two went public.
00:54:00We felt like celebrities at Walmart today.
00:54:03But I don't know, why would a movie star want to come all the way to Whitewater, Minnesota?
00:54:07Well, I just want to see where Charlotte grew up.
00:54:09And honestly, I want to come and meet you, sir.
00:54:11Plus, we have some news.
00:54:12I knew it!
00:54:13I knew it!
00:54:15Freddie, you're going to get her the most beautiful, most expensive wedding dress ever, aren't you?
00:54:19Oh, yeah, you bet.
00:54:20No, you're not.
00:54:21Mom, you've been saving your wedding dress for 25 years so I could wear it.
00:54:25Well, it has a tear, remember?
00:54:27I mean, it's going to look like an old sackcloth compared to what Freddie can get you.
00:54:30Well, I'm not getting married in anything else,
00:54:32so if you don't want me wearing my birthday suit at my wedding, you better mend it.
00:54:37Alright.
00:54:37Alright.
00:54:38Love you.
00:54:39Bye.
00:54:53Something's wrong.
00:54:54I've been trying to get my parents since yesterday and they haven't answered their phones.
00:54:58Okay, I'm sure everything's fine, Charlotte.
00:54:59It's not like my mom did not answer.
00:55:02Look, your mom is just super excited about us coming to visit.
00:55:05I'm sure she's just caught up on all the preparations.
00:55:07Maybe you're right, but I have a really bad feeling.
00:55:10Okay.
00:55:11Alright, well, I can call a pilot and we can head over there right now and check.
00:55:16Let's go.
00:55:22Mom?
00:55:25Dad, is anyone here?
00:55:31This is where they said to meet them.
00:55:36Freddie, I think something's happened to them.
00:55:38Charlotte, don't worry.
00:55:40We'll find them, okay?
00:55:42I promise.
00:55:43Yes.
00:55:48Thank you for joining us on such short notice.
00:55:52Oh, well, we've never been to the West Coast before, so we don't mind the change of plans.
00:55:58And we'd just as soon come out here then have Freddie visits us there.
00:56:02My phone can't get service.
00:56:04I was hoping to tell Charlotte where we are.
00:56:06We're in a dead zone.
00:56:08They'll be joining us shortly.
00:56:11In the meantime, we wanted the chance to get to know you.
00:56:15Our son's welfare is of the utmost importance to us.
00:56:18And so we'd like to know what sort of stock he is associating with.
00:56:25Well, we have the same concern about Charlotte.
00:56:27Yeah, we don't know much about these powerful Hollywood types, but what we do know?
00:56:32It's not very wholesome, like sex slaves and...
00:56:35Clones.
00:56:36Yeah, clones, yeah.
00:56:38We don't have slaves or clones.
00:56:42But there are many reasons why Charlotte and Freddie's union could be complicated, challenging, even dangerous.
00:56:52Dangerous?
00:56:53The truth is we brought you here to ask you some very important questions.
00:57:00Please follow us to the parlor.
00:57:09Alright, thank you.
00:57:11I've got private investigators here and in Minnesota.
00:57:15And I've called in favors with anyone we know in law enforcement.
00:57:18Charlotte.
00:57:19We're gonna find them.
00:57:21Promise.
00:57:23Are you okay?
00:57:25I'm hanging in there.
00:57:26Look, I'm gonna go.
00:57:28But I'll be back soon.
00:57:29Where are you going?
00:57:30I'll go talk to somebody and I know what the hell is going on.
00:57:36I'll be back.
00:57:51Where are they?
00:57:52I don't know what you're talking about.
00:57:54Charlotte's parents are missing.
00:57:55Oh, heavens.
00:57:56Hopefully they didn't get lost remembering which trailer's theirs.
00:57:59Okay, Diana.
00:58:00Tell me where they are.
00:58:01I'm gonna rip you in half.
00:58:06Coleman.
00:58:07Charlotte's parents turned up on a security camera at LAX.
00:58:10They're not with Diana.
00:58:13Okay, well where are they now?
00:58:15They're with your parents.
00:58:17Why the hell are they within?
00:58:19You told the human our secrets.
00:58:21They're tying up your loose ends.
00:58:38That's so good.
00:58:41Oh!
00:58:42Hi!
00:58:43You're okay?
00:58:46Okay.
00:58:46Okay?
00:58:46We're better than okay.
00:58:47We're having a great time.
00:58:49What took you so long?
00:58:51Mom.
00:58:52Dad.
00:58:53What are they doing here?
00:58:54You let the cat out of the bag.
00:58:57We had to vet Charlotte, make sure she was alright.
00:59:00If we're going to share our darkest secrets with her.
00:59:03Not to mention our only son.
00:59:05Okay.
00:59:06Hey.
00:59:07And?
00:59:09Charlotte is a lovely young woman.
00:59:12A good student.
00:59:13A hard worker.
00:59:15You picked a good one.
00:59:16And her parents are fun.
00:59:18Oh, aren't they?
00:59:20Who knew thousand-year-old vampires and Midwesterners had a lot in common?
00:59:24Both kind of slow to change.
00:59:26We went to the bar and it was unlocked.
00:59:28No one was there.
00:59:29Ted!
00:59:30Did you forget to fix the deadbolt again?
00:59:33Uh, I meant to, but with everything going on, I think I must have forgot.
00:59:38I don't know.
00:59:39Alexander is the same way.
00:59:41Completely useless around the house.
00:59:43But I am good with toasts.
00:59:47Here's to a beautiful journey.
00:59:49No road is long when you have good company.
00:59:52To the happy cuppa.
00:59:55Cheers.
00:59:55Cheers.
00:59:56Cheers.
00:59:56Cheers.
01:00:09Cheers.
01:00:09By the power invested in me, I now pronounce you husband and wife.
01:00:22Come on.
01:00:23Cheers.
01:00:26Cheers, señor.
01:00:28Cheers, see you guys.
01:00:29Cheers.
01:00:29Cheers.
01:00:30Cheers.
01:00:31Cheers.
01:00:32Then during the clinic, if you've only realized you've all earned aチ consumo,
01:00:32you, eight BS to us right and get to finish the signal.
01:00:32That many decades up doesn't really happy with you, babe.
01:00:32been born so i don't have to worry about you anymore no i've moved on are you serious yeah
01:00:41she's crazy but she knows the business and she gets me good luck with that brother yeah i've
01:00:49known you for 200 years charlotte good luck with that i just have one question what is
01:01:04she gonna drink milk no no i'm just kidding yeah she is
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