00:00I think we should skip right to the fucking end.
00:06Here I am in the local cruising ground.
00:08No, I'm not about to get noshed off.
00:10I'm about to get dumped.
00:13I started meeting people I wanted to be treated like shit,
00:17but none of them were him.
00:20What are you going to do, Sam?
00:23Was that too hard?
00:24No, no.
00:25You're going to look like your pictures.
00:29Have you ever thought, how the fuck did I end up here?
00:34Can't see another.
00:36Introducing the absolute bellend that I'm about to fall in love with.
00:45Just to put it out there, I'm not gay.
00:49Just having a bit of fun.
00:55It's actually quite romantic.
00:57Get off me.
01:02I wonder if I've ever made anyone feel this shit.
01:10I'm making out that we're together.
01:11We're not fucking together.
01:13Do you slap cock as well?
01:14Yeah.
01:16But I want a happy guy.
01:19Do you know how much this has fucked me up?
01:24They say the best way to move forward is to go back.
01:26They say the best way to move forward is to go back.
01:27I'd say the best way to move forward is to go back.
01:29All right.
