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England-based journalist Poppy is shocked to learn about her husband's extramarital affair. She decides to visit Justin, her friend in Los Angeles, where she hopes to meet George Clooney.
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00:00:14Oh
00:03:00We can have it tomorrow night.
00:03:02Well, it's your birthday.
00:03:04You should do what you want.
00:03:06So, go off and find those tits then.
00:03:08Thanks for understanding, darling.
00:03:10Oh, don't wait up.
00:03:22You were joking, weren't you?
00:03:24You're in the driveway.
00:03:24Well, that's taken care of.
00:03:26Well, that's taken care of.
00:03:26Poppy's so naive.
00:03:27Her idea of a wild night is a medium rare steak dinner.
00:03:30Stephen, are you there?
00:03:31Can you hear me?
00:03:32She thinks I'm bird watching, so I think I can get away with staying the night.
00:03:36Oh, I know a few things we could do that will last all night.
00:03:39Oh, handcuffs again?
00:03:41Well, come here and I'll show you.
00:03:43That's what I love about you.
00:03:44You're so adventurous.
00:03:45You naughty girl.
00:03:50Sit my phone.
00:04:11Poppy, can we talk?
00:04:13Happy birthday, darling.
00:04:15Drink.
00:04:16Drink.
00:04:16Drink.
00:04:23Wait, I can explain.
00:04:25Is that supposed to be a bearded taint?
00:04:33Starting of the year.
00:04:34How about first of the year?
00:04:36I worked really hard for that.
00:04:37I worked way too hard for this.
00:04:41Poppy!
00:04:43Poppy!
00:05:01It's raining and I'm getting soaked.
00:05:04Poppy, I'm locked out.
00:05:06You know how my hair goes curly in the rain.
00:05:11Poppy!
00:05:11For God's sake, be an adult about this.
00:05:15Hey, Princess, it's Justin.
00:05:18Pick up if you're there.
00:05:19I'm sitting by the pool with a margarita thinking it's about time you came out to L.A. to visit.
00:05:24I miss you.
00:05:25Bye, sweetie.
00:05:26Oh, and happy birthday, Stephen, you handsome devil.
00:05:30Poppy!
00:05:31George Clooney and Fluffy Animals?
00:05:33Yes, George Clooney visited a Los Angeles animal shelter over the weekend to adopt a rescue dog.
00:05:39And the general star made sure he and his new canine pal hit it off right away by, guess
00:05:43this, rubbing meatballs on his shoes.
00:05:46Not surprisingly, the pair bonded immediately and had an inseparable sense.
00:05:51This guy just gets nicer and nicer.
00:05:53Much like myself, actually.
00:05:55The renowned bachelor is at home in L.A. promoting his next movie.
00:05:59And we'll have a sneak peek on tomorrow's show.
00:06:04Poppy!
00:06:04I gotta find me something to keep me running
00:06:11Keep me on my toes till the break of dawn
00:06:18Something to fill my heart and keep it pumping
00:06:24Keep me reaching and never close the door
00:06:30Well, you can sit and wait till you're 88
00:06:34But that don't do you no good
00:06:37I wanna get up on my feet
00:06:40I know my life won't be complete
00:06:43Well, that's that.
00:06:45Maybe this is fate.
00:06:47I'm going to find George and everything will just fall into place.
00:06:50I'm going to find George and everything will just fall into place
00:06:51Wait till you're 88
00:06:52But that don't do you no good
00:06:55I wanna get up on my feet
00:06:58I know my life won't be complete
00:07:01Until I find me something to keep me humming
00:07:08Keep me singing and strumming forever
00:07:12Keep me singing and strumming forever
00:07:15Keep me singing and strumming forever
00:07:22Hoppy
00:07:25Finally, after all these years, you come visit
00:07:27Look at you
00:07:28Oh, don't. I look terrible
00:07:30Nothing that a week's sleep and a makeover can't fix
00:07:33Leave the bags. I'll get them later
00:07:35Wow
00:07:36Wow, this is sexy
00:07:37Yep
00:07:39Oh, and this is Irina
00:07:40She helps me out around the house
00:07:43Irina, this is my friend from England I was telling you about
00:07:45Planned her wedding when I lived there
00:07:47Oh, too many years ago
00:07:49We bonded over karaoke and our mutual love of power ballads from the 80s
00:07:53So, why you leave your husband? You know, good at the sex
00:07:57Irina
00:07:59Actually, turns out he was good at the sex
00:08:02Just not with me
00:08:03You need love of a good Russian man
00:08:06You will meet my friend Anton
00:08:08He'll show you a good time
00:08:09Thanks, Irina, but I think Poppy's good
00:08:11Maybe you should meet Anton
00:08:15I've not seen this photo in years
00:08:18Sorry, I should have taken that down
00:08:20Although I do love the way my cheekbones look
00:08:23The photographer thought you'd had a stroke
00:08:25And the guest kept referring to you as my special friend
00:08:28I'm not sure why you had to try out a new smile in my wedding photos
00:08:32I thought it was a winner
00:08:34So, are we your first divorce?
00:08:37At least you made it down the aisle
00:08:38I spent six months last year working on the most amazing black swan themed wedding
00:08:44And the bride didn't even show up
00:08:45Probably had the right idea
00:08:47Oh, don't say that
00:08:51And you never suspected a thing?
00:08:54Well, he'd recently taken up bird watching
00:08:57Bird watching?
00:08:59Exactly
00:09:00Especially as he has a feather phobia
00:09:04Sorry, hold on
00:09:06It's my boss
00:09:08She's texted me ten times in the past thirty minutes
00:09:11God forbid I have a night off
00:09:12When are you going to start off on your own again?
00:09:14You've been talking about it forever
00:09:15I know, I know
00:09:17Paolo was always saying the same thing to me
00:09:20Why exactly did you and Paolo break up?
00:09:23I don't want to talk about it
00:09:25It's just too painful to relive
00:09:30He cheated on me
00:09:32Okay, fine
00:09:33Maybe I cheated on him first
00:09:34But he should have been the bigger person and forgiven me
00:09:37Instead of being like me and betraying me
00:09:41Anyway, we're talking about me again
00:09:42Let's talk about you
00:09:44I should have seen it coming
00:09:46All those late nights at the office
00:09:48Lack of romance
00:09:49Not to mention sex
00:09:51It's all such a big mess
00:09:55Hey, I know a great therapist
00:09:57She's relationship expert to the stars
00:10:00Maybe you should go see her
00:10:02I'll be fine
00:10:03I'm only here two weeks
00:10:07Which stars?
00:10:14Yeah, yeah
00:10:14He just left
00:10:16Believe it or not
00:10:19He's back with her
00:10:21I know
00:10:22Hold on a second
00:10:24Hi, I'm Poppy Wakefield
00:10:25Here to see Dr. Faye
00:10:26Poppy, weird name, huh?
00:10:30Fill out these forms
00:10:31Just make sure they're signed
00:10:37Anita, you see?
00:10:37Are you still there?
00:10:38Okay
00:10:39Guess who just called to make another appointment?
00:10:43No
00:10:44No
00:10:46Who's that?
00:10:47Oh, no
00:10:48Yeah, yeah
00:10:50Charming though he is
00:10:51He can't seem to hold down a woman
00:10:53Dr. Faye is working on his commitment issues
00:10:57I'm like, I'll take him issues and all
00:10:59You can hold me down
00:11:00Oh, hold on a second
00:11:04Yes, doctor?
00:11:06I'll let her know
00:11:09Copy Dr. Faye will see you now
00:11:11Thanks
00:11:13Just out of curiosity
00:11:15I couldn't help but overhear
00:11:16Who are you talking about?
00:11:18I couldn't possibly say
00:11:19That would be a breach of client confidentiality
00:11:22Of course
00:11:25Anita?
00:11:25Okay, so you'll never guess who just had a vaginoplasty
00:11:30Tell me, when did your obsession with celebrity begin?
00:11:35I'm obsessed with celebrity
00:11:37So this is a Clooney specific obsession?
00:11:41I'm obsessed
00:11:44I mean, who doesn't love George Clooney?
00:11:46I'll never forget the first time I saw those big brown eyes and winning smile
00:11:51So handsome
00:11:54He's a good guy who really cares about the world
00:11:57Funny, smart
00:11:59Why wouldn't I be able to date him?
00:12:01Cry as you and 50 million other women
00:12:03Have you ever met George?
00:12:09Is that a yes?
00:12:10I think that's a yes
00:12:19Morning sweetie, whatcha doing?
00:12:21Working
00:12:22This article's due tomorrow
00:12:24Does women's chit-chat magazine know you're here?
00:12:27No, it shouldn't matter
00:12:28I do most of my work from home now anyway
00:12:30So what's this week's story?
00:12:32My husband left me for my dog
00:12:35No, it's about the woman trying to get over the death of her father
00:12:38She turned to bananas to help her
00:12:40Bananas?
00:12:41Does the potassium help with the depression or something?
00:12:44No, she collects those little stickers that are on them
00:12:46Bananas were dad's favourite food
00:12:48It's actually really heart-wrenching
00:12:50It's actually really lame
00:12:52Oh, Stephen
00:12:54I don't want to talk to him
00:12:56Okay, stop what you're doing
00:12:57I'm going to take you out
00:12:58We're going to the farmer's market
00:12:59You'll love it
00:13:00You're wooing me with fruits and veggies?
00:13:02Yep, she'll get dressed
00:13:03I'm just going to stay here and get this out of the way
00:13:05Suit yourself
00:13:06Although, going to the farmer's market is like an L.A. staple
00:13:09Plus, I see the best sightings
00:13:11I saw George Clooney there last week
00:13:13And he walked by
00:13:14And I was like
00:13:15Does George Clooney want me to say
00:13:16Hey, George Clooney, Doug Ross ER, thumbs up
00:13:18I was like, does he want me to be
00:13:20Decided to come after all
00:13:51Papi, this juice is like an enema in a cup
00:13:55Nothing says breakfast like an enema
00:13:57I put a little bit of honey in there so you get a sweet aftertaste
00:13:59Here, why don't you try my lady
00:14:01Oh, no, I'm fine, thank you
00:14:02Oh, an Aussie
00:14:03I always wanted to visit the land down under
00:14:06That's very good, but I'm English, not Australian
00:14:09They all sound the same, huh?
00:14:10You know, I always wanted to scuba the Great Barrier Reef
00:14:13And meditate below the equator
00:14:16You should do that
00:14:19Am I tasting hints of fennel?
00:14:21Yeah, with fresh rhubarb
00:14:22Listen, I know you don't want to try my juice
00:14:25But it may be a spot of tea, eh?
00:14:28You can't possibly think that's what I sound like
00:14:30You are really cute
00:14:32No, I'm not
00:14:33Yeah
00:14:35Thank you
00:14:37Look, why don't you try my ginger passion iced tea
00:14:40It's got fresh mint leaves and gingers for digestion
00:14:42And has a passion for, you know
00:14:49No, I'm Mary
00:14:50Oh, well, that's nice to meet you, Mary
00:14:52It's him
00:14:53Oh, my God, look
00:14:54Look, it's him
00:15:02You don't like my tea?
00:15:04I like your tea
00:15:06Bye, Mary
00:15:08Bye
00:15:09So I might not have seen George that time
00:15:11But I still just have this feeling that we're going to meet
00:15:15Isn't he in a relationship?
00:15:17He's always in a relationship
00:15:19But it's not like he's married or anything
00:15:21I mean, he's 52
00:15:23I think if he was going to settle down again, he would have done it by now
00:15:27The eternal bachelor
00:15:29Maybe he just hasn't found the right one
00:15:32I just feel a connection
00:15:35But you've never met him
00:15:39What about dating sites?
00:15:41People have connections there and they've never met
00:15:43And then they murder you
00:15:45Wow, she must have had some pretty bad dating experiences
00:15:50Celebrities get put on these pedestals
00:15:52But they're only people
00:15:54It's not out of the realms of possibility that if we met we'd hit it off
00:15:57Maybe I just need to give fate a helping hand
00:16:06Wow, Poppy
00:16:06A bottle of wine to say thank you for letting me stay would be fine
00:16:10But thanks, I'll take them all
00:16:13Casamigos, isn't that George Clooney's tequila?
00:16:15Well, I'm doing an article on it, so I got it for research
00:16:18You are not
00:16:19Oh, yeah?
00:16:22It's a caroja sexa
00:16:24Yeah, hi, I'm calling to cover the next Casamigos tequila event in LA
00:16:29Yes, I write for the prestigious UK publication
00:16:33Women's Chit Chat
00:16:36It's, er... Highbrow magazine
00:16:38And they're really keen for me to cover the event
00:16:40Possibly get an interview with George Clooney about why he wanted to develop his own tequila?
00:16:45Right, okay, well no problem, I'll try you again
00:16:49Tomorrow
00:16:50It's good
00:16:58George Clooney has been seen out and about hitting the road in LA on his beloved Harley Davidson
00:17:10My one Friday off in weeks and you bring me here
00:17:12I know you're a tourist and all but this is a really random request
00:17:16I know, this is my trip
00:17:18I would've worn my chaps if you'd given me the heads up
00:17:21We look slightly out of place
00:17:23You're pretty just fine
00:17:25No...
00:17:27I do have to say I'm proud of you for breaking out of your comfort zone
00:17:31I haven't seen you this loosened up since you were wasted on tequila shots
00:17:34And ripping your shirt off seeing you take my breath away
00:17:37Steven was mad at me for that
00:17:39Apparently I didn't take his breath away
00:17:42Look at the photos on the wall, those must be the regulars
00:17:45John Travolta
00:17:47Hugh Jackman
00:17:48George Clooney
00:17:49Really?
00:17:52Hey George
00:17:58Do you have a specialty cocktail list?
00:18:02Poppy!
00:18:03Hi Sharon
00:18:04Were you gonna tell me you were skipping town?
00:18:06How did you find out?
00:18:07Someone called the office from Casamigos Tequila
00:18:12Saying that one of our journalists wanted to cover their party in LA
00:18:17They could?
00:18:18What did you say?
00:18:19I told them we're a bloody woman's magazine
00:18:21Why the hell would we be covering a tequila event?
00:18:24I just thought it would be
00:18:25I heard about you and Steven
00:18:27Who told you?
00:18:28He came here looking for you
00:18:30Look, I don't want this to bleed into your work
00:18:33Keep your personal life personal
00:18:36And don't turn into a bitter Betty
00:18:40I'm not bitter
00:18:41Really?
00:18:43You should be
00:18:44I'd be so pissed if my husband cheated on me with a nanny
00:18:47It wasn't the nanny?
00:18:49We don't have a nanny
00:18:50We don't even have kids
00:18:51Oh, I just assumed
00:18:54Maybe it's different in England
00:18:56Here, it's always the nanny
00:18:59Okay, maybe our marriage hasn't been that exciting lately
00:19:02Unless you count Steven discovering nose hair trimmers
00:19:06How long have you felt like this?
00:19:08I don't know exactly
00:19:09It just seems that everything's changed
00:19:11Even the coffee shop started putting two shots in the lattes
00:19:15It just got increasingly bitter
00:19:17Your relationship with your husband?
00:19:19No, the coffee
00:19:22So what do you do when you realise the coffee tastes bitter?
00:19:26Change your coffee shop?
00:19:27Exactly
00:19:29That's what I'm doing
00:19:30I'm changing my coffee shop
00:19:33Metaphorically
00:19:39It's me again
00:19:40I know I made a mistake
00:19:41But will you at least hear me?
00:19:44Are you okay?
00:19:46Mhm
00:19:48It's gonna be weird to go back, huh?
00:19:51Yeah
00:19:55Sally
00:19:56Tell her hello from me
00:19:59You've come out of hiding
00:20:00We're all worried about you, Poppy
00:20:02Well, you shouldn't be
00:20:03I'm fine
00:20:04Justin's taking great care of me
00:20:06Hi, Sally
00:20:07Been too long
00:20:08Hi, Justin
00:20:08Will you please tell my sister
00:20:11That running away isn't how you make a marriage work?
00:20:13Oh, sorry, my conscience is calling me
00:20:15Hello?
00:20:17Well, neither is creating an elaborate bird watching hobby as a cover for an affair
00:20:21It wasn't his finest moment
00:20:23Ironically, it was
00:20:24It's the most exciting thing he's done in years
00:20:26I'm just saying
00:20:2712 years of marriage
00:20:29Is this really the end?
00:20:31At least let him pick you up from the airport
00:20:33I'm not sure I'm ready to
00:20:34Poppy, you've had your adventure
00:20:36Now it's time to return to real life
00:20:38This isn't you
00:20:39How do you know?
00:20:41You're predictable
00:20:45I'm sorry, I can't hear you
00:20:46The connections are terrible
00:20:47I said it's time to come home
00:20:49Still can't hear you
00:20:51Poppy!
00:20:51But please let everyone know I'm extending my trip
00:20:53Poppy!
00:20:55Okay, seriously
00:20:56I know she's your sister
00:20:58But I was ready to smack her
00:21:00You sure I can stay?
00:21:02Yes, I like having you here
00:21:04But we gotta get you some friends
00:21:07The Black Swan wedding is back on
00:21:08And my schedule is going to be cray cray
00:21:10I know!
00:21:12You should meet Marcy Campbell
00:21:13She's from Texas and new in town
00:21:16I did her wedding
00:21:17She's real fun, heart of gold
00:21:19But she just hasn't met anyone here yet
00:21:22You two will hit it off
00:21:33Poppy Wakefield
00:21:35So lovely to meet you Marcy
00:21:37I love the British accent
00:21:41So darling
00:21:43Say something in British
00:21:46Justin said you moved here recently
00:21:48I love it
00:21:51So proper
00:21:54Have you been to Downton Abbey?
00:22:00No, it's not a real place
00:22:06So Justin tells me you're having a Thelma Louise moment?
00:22:09No, did he?
00:22:10Honey, we all go through those
00:22:12Since the big move I've been tempted to just pack up the car
00:22:14And drive off a cliff?
00:22:16I was going to say have me a girly road trip
00:22:18But there's days I want to do that too
00:22:20Practically running over Jerry's body on the way
00:22:22But that's marriage for you
00:22:25How long have you been married?
00:22:27Coming up
00:22:31Four months
00:22:40I'm so real Justin set us up
00:22:42I met a couple of people at spin
00:22:44But they were too clean living for my liking
00:22:46I mean I never trust a person who doesn't drink
00:22:49I just don't
00:22:50Me neither
00:22:56L.A.
00:22:56L.A. is such a transient town
00:22:58Doesn't help when you're trying to make friends
00:23:00But you've got Jerry
00:23:01Yeah?
00:23:03I only see him when we've got some partners dinner to attend
00:23:05I know it well, the honey I'm meeting someone important tonight
00:23:08To put on a nice dress and tell the story of how we met kind of nights
00:23:11Oh my gosh
00:23:13You too?
00:23:16Actually we're hosting something next week
00:23:17Some political fundraiser thing? I lose track
00:23:20That famous Austrian chef is doing the catering
00:23:23And apparently the governor and George Clooney are coming
00:23:25I mean in between my bouts of baiting
00:23:27What am I supposed to say to him?
00:23:29George Clooney is attending a party that you're hosting
00:23:32Next week?
00:23:33Oh, I'm a Texas girl
00:23:34I got a big mouth and big hair
00:23:37But not the biggest knowledge of what's going on in the world
00:23:39How the heck am I going to play host to movie stars?
00:23:42Politicians
00:23:43Marcy
00:23:44You've got to invite me
00:23:46You've just got to
00:23:47I've got years of experience accompanying Steve into business dinners
00:23:50I could help you
00:23:51With what to say
00:23:52You'd come?
00:23:53It's next Wednesday
00:23:55Oh, I'll have to check my schedule
00:23:56Of course I'll come
00:23:57Oh, I feel like it's feet we met
00:24:00It absolutely most definitely is
00:24:12I might have played this moment over and over again in my mind
00:24:14But I never thought of this one last hurdle
00:24:16What is one where we're meeting the destined love of one's life?
00:24:19Poppy, calm down, okay?
00:24:21I mean if I hear about you on TMZ next week
00:24:23I'll know you didn't heed my advice about
00:24:26Not setting unrealistically high expectations
00:24:29What?
00:24:30I might be on TV and meet George Clooney?
00:24:33What's unrealistic?
00:24:34All I expect is a chance encounter with a man of my dreams
00:24:36And him finding out I'm the woman of his
00:24:40Exactly
00:24:46Marcy, I need your help
00:24:51This is nice
00:24:52Honey, no
00:24:53You belong under a Christmas tree
00:24:55You belong under a Christmas tree
00:24:56You belong under a Christmas tree
00:24:59And their horns are on
00:25:03I love it
00:25:06You belong under a Christmas tree
00:25:10You're joking
00:25:10Before I'm begging the DJ for more
00:25:13Before I'm begging the DJ for more
00:25:13I'm dancing close to you
00:25:15You are so pretty
00:25:17I'm waving
00:25:23You're still there gonna do
00:25:24Put on a show. Let's go.
00:25:28Dance slow.
00:25:29Oh, no, no, no, no.
00:25:31Love it.
00:25:34We're gonna shim-a-lala-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
00:25:37We're gonna swing it the old-fashioned way
00:25:41Shim-a-lala-la-la-la-la-la.
00:25:53Justin! Justin!
00:26:00Hey!
00:26:00It's me. I'm locked out. I left my keys inside the apartment. Can you let me in?
00:26:03I'm not at home. I'm still at the florist with Bosszilla and a couple of Swan.
00:26:08Justin, I've got to get ready for the party. I've only got two hours.
00:26:11And I have to work. I can't just leave.
00:26:14It's George Clooney. Well, Justin, I'm sorry to be a pain, but...
00:26:17Honey, I love you and boy do I love him.
00:26:20But unless you're gonna get George to fund my own company, you have as much a chance as he did
00:26:25in space to get me to come home.
00:26:27I'll call the landlord.
00:26:28Good night and good luck.
00:26:49Is he coming?
00:26:50It's me. Please don't hang up. We need to talk.
00:26:53I've got nothing to say to you.
00:26:54I know. I know, Poppy. I'm a fool. I just... I just think that our marriage hasn't really been spicy
00:26:58for years.
00:26:59And then this woman came along and I...
00:27:01What? I don't have time for this right now, Steven.
00:27:03He came!
00:27:05Of course, the landlord is out of town. I literally had to fake diarrhea to come here.
00:27:11So, Cinderella, we will get you to the ball.
00:27:14Damn it.
00:27:15Thank you, thank you, thank you.
00:27:17You're not coming in?
00:27:18I could really use your eye.
00:27:19Honey, this is already the longest bathroom break in history.
00:27:23Believe me, if I could, I would handcuff myself to you so I could meet him too.
00:27:25Tell me your secret, I'll tell you mine.
00:27:33Lead yourself over here, I'll bring the wine.
00:27:39You got that something, something that I like.
00:27:43Just lay back and let it happen.
00:27:46It's only for tonight.
00:27:49It's only for tonight.
00:27:51It's only for tonight.
00:27:53I'm going to be in the house now, so I'm only going to be about an hour late.
00:27:56It's only for tonight.
00:28:00I'm going to be in the moment, I'm a lost in this feeling.
00:28:06You're behind a monster's door.
00:28:13Are you for puppy?
00:28:15Yeah.
00:28:15Really?
00:28:16Welcome aboard the Donymobile.
00:28:18Want some water or anything?
00:28:19Just throw this in the back with your tickets.
00:28:23Think this is still good
00:28:28I'm doing right just late for the party
00:28:35Don't they make you have new cars for this kind of job. Oh, yeah, but they don't you don't you
00:28:40worry Donnie will get you to your party in style
00:28:44Smell you smell something
00:28:53Hi, where are you? Sorry, I had to wait forever for a car. It's the rain. No, I'm on my
00:28:59way and
00:29:01Donnie is getting me there nicely safely
00:29:06That'll be him
00:29:08It's him
00:29:10Okay, I gotta go. Will you just get here?
00:29:12I'll see you soon
00:29:15Excuse me
00:29:18Wake up, Donnie, Donnie, what what what what I'm okay. It's all right. It's okay. Everything's fine. It's all good.
00:29:26It's all good
00:29:26I'm okay. It's all good. I still get you too many sleeping pills last night. You have a sleeping problem
00:29:35Yeah, I know how you feel
00:29:39Yeah, they took away my driver's license. What? Yeah, but I'm gonna work it out
00:29:42It's all good. It's all good
00:29:44Probably wondering if the sleeping pills, you know, worn off by now
00:29:47Which is probably usually a case, but I went to bed at 4 a.m
00:29:51Put the sleeping pills and then as soon as I got up I smoked a couple of balls and plus
00:29:55I'm heavily medicated anyway
00:29:56But I think it's gonna work out
00:29:57Actually, I think we're here
00:29:58I think this is it
00:30:00This is the one
00:30:01This is not the address you gave me
00:30:02This is it
00:30:03This is the place
00:30:04No, this is not
00:30:05Just over here
00:30:05No, no, no, no
00:30:07This is it
00:30:07Yes, this is it
00:30:08I'm sure it's going on
00:30:10I don't
00:30:11Okay, okay
00:30:12Hey, be safe
00:30:13No, you be safe
00:30:15Okay
00:30:42Okay
00:30:43Poppy, where are you?
00:30:44Have you talked to him?
00:30:45Yes
00:30:46And I'm already shooting myself
00:30:47Asking about ER and Batman when everyone else is talking about gravity and the Monuments Man
00:30:51Poppy, you saved your beard
00:30:53And I will
00:30:57Only got a way to go now
00:31:07I say, I am biking on the hill right now
00:31:12Why in God's name
00:31:13Are you doing that?
00:31:14Okay
00:31:15Nice to meet you
00:31:21Would you like some coffee?
00:31:48Look, this is his glass
00:31:51He drank from this
00:31:56It's like that weird feeling you get as a child on Christmas morning
00:32:00You knew Santa had been right there
00:32:02You drank from that glass of brandy you left
00:32:04Yet you didn't get so much as a glimpse
00:32:07Magical, yet horrifically gut-wrenching at the same time
00:32:09I know it sounds stupid, but it's like looking for George gives me a purpose
00:32:13A reason not to think about what's going on in my life
00:32:17Do you think perhaps focusing on George gives you a purpose?
00:32:21A reason not to think about the problems you're experiencing with your husband?
00:32:26That's what I just said
00:32:28How much am I paying this woman?
00:32:30Am I crazy?
00:32:31Well, the good news is you're not crazy
00:32:33I mean, who hasn't fantasized about a dream life away from their own reality?
00:32:37I mean, after all, George, he's so sexy
00:32:40And I'd f*** him
00:32:44Who wouldn't?
00:32:59Hello?
00:33:00Hey, where are you?
00:33:01I thought you were going to stay home to sign for the blood for the vampire wedding
00:33:04They just called and said there was nobody home
00:33:05The driver left
00:33:06Sorry, I was still in bed, so I didn't hear them ring
00:33:09Seriously?
00:33:10My boss is kicking my ass and you're sleeping in again?
00:33:13I'm sorry, I've just been...
00:33:14Miserable, I know
00:33:15For days
00:33:16Over a party
00:33:18Look, I'll make sure I'm here the rest of the day if they can re-deliver
00:33:21It's too late
00:33:21I'm on my way to pick it up now
00:33:23And if I'm not there soon
00:33:24It won't be fake blood at the wedding, it'll be mine
00:33:37Ugh, you know, get up today
00:33:39Go away
00:33:44You got George Clooney under there
00:33:47Would I look like this if I had?
00:33:50And no, I'm not getting up today, or tomorrow, or ever again
00:33:54Psst, okay, I'll leave you
00:33:57Irina, why is life so difficult?
00:33:59Why can't someone just give you a map and directions?
00:34:05No, like a manual for life
00:34:07Wish somebody could just tell me what to do
00:34:09If she runs a brothel or something weird, I'm not interested
00:34:14She help you with map and directions
00:34:17She see things
00:34:18Universe
00:34:19Like a psychic?
00:34:21Yes
00:34:22She can see future
00:34:23I don't believe in psychics
00:34:25Just for the sad and desperate looking to latch onto any scrap of hope they can get
00:34:37Are you Madame Nina?
00:34:39Oh, no, I'm psychic Sarah
00:34:41Madame Nina had to leave town due to an unforeseen family emergency
00:34:46The irony
00:34:48It happens
00:34:51I've never done anything like this before
00:34:53I'm just looking for guidance
00:34:55A sign or something
00:34:57We could all use guidance from the other side from time to time
00:35:00And that's what psychic Sarah is here for
00:35:02I just need to know that I'm on the right path
00:35:05If where I'm going is leading me to someone
00:35:09It'll be $50 for a half hour session
00:35:12And I prefer to be paid up front
00:35:14Of course
00:35:17Thank you
00:35:25Well?
00:35:27You've traveled over land and sea to get here today
00:35:30Yes
00:35:31Hmm?
00:35:33Someone just tell you that
00:35:35No, you have an accent
00:35:36Oh, I am
00:35:38But you have gone on a very great emotional journey
00:35:42And you are in the process of just beginning to learn who you really are
00:35:47Kind of?
00:35:49Mm-hmm
00:35:49But what about men?
00:35:51Do you see any men in my life?
00:35:53Yes
00:35:55I see a lifelong male companion
00:35:59Someone generous and compassionate
00:36:02Terrific sense of humor
00:36:04It's
00:36:04It's
00:36:05It's
00:36:05It's
00:36:06Starts with a
00:36:06Like a
00:36:07J
00:36:07J
00:36:08J
00:36:09J
00:36:10J
00:36:11J
00:36:11J
00:36:14He's very flamboyant
00:36:15Justin
00:36:16You're not him
00:36:17Do you say any like men?
00:36:19Like love, romance?
00:36:21No
00:36:22Well think before you just say it
00:36:25No
00:36:26No men
00:36:29Haven't you got like a crystal ball?
00:36:31Or something that actually gives you right answers?
00:36:33It's 50 bucks extra
00:36:36Of course it is
00:37:01Just like I thought, no men right now
00:37:04I just gave you 50 dollars to find a man in your ball
00:37:07And are you telling me there's no man?
00:37:09That's right
00:37:09Well it must be broken
00:37:11Because there is a man and we were meant to meet
00:37:13So I just need to know if I'm still going to find him
00:37:16And what this all means
00:37:16But you can't tell me because you stupid boss
00:37:18Stop
00:37:19It's probably just a paperweight anyway
00:37:33It's weird
00:37:37I'm sorry
00:37:41You're too old for this shit
00:37:43I'm sorry
00:37:54I'm too old for this shit
00:37:56I'm sorry
00:37:59I'm too old for this shit
00:38:02I wasn't joking
00:38:04Who are you?
00:38:07Alvin Cooney
00:38:08I'm a producer
00:38:09People just call me Cooney though
00:38:12Cooney?
00:38:14Close enough
00:38:15Can we get another jalapeno margarita for this young lady?
00:38:20See?
00:38:21That was sweet
00:38:22You saw my drink was almost empty and observe what I was having
00:38:27Steven used to do that when we were first dating
00:38:34Well
00:38:36I'm here now beautiful
00:38:38A man hasn't called me that in years
00:38:41At least not a straight man
00:38:44Well you must be hanging around a lot of blind straight guys
00:38:52So Cooney
00:38:54What do you think Sarah meant?
00:38:55That I'm going to be a lonely divorced woman for the rest of my life?
00:38:59How long have you been divorced?
00:39:01Well technically I'm not yet
00:39:03Shhh
00:39:04Don't tell my husband
00:39:07Secret safely
00:39:10Have you ever been to Lake Como?
00:39:17Right now it's all about lemurs
00:39:19But I see that totally changing
00:39:21It's going to be
00:39:21It's going to be all about llamas
00:39:24I love a good llama
00:39:26Exactly
00:39:27I'm working on this beautifully written film
00:39:29That has a really really strong llama protagonist
00:39:34Deep complex protagonistic llamas
00:39:41Should be a psychic llama
00:39:43Shit it's seeing the future
00:39:47You know
00:39:49I could totally see you playing the leopard antagonist
00:39:52You know your voice
00:39:53Your voice
00:39:54It's going to make you a star
00:39:55I don't want to be a star
00:39:58Get off me you big lech
00:39:59Hey
00:40:00I'm not the one who throws himself at a highly successful producer
00:40:03Hoping to sleep their way to the top
00:40:05Alright?
00:40:06You get a reputation in this town
00:40:07People will not touch you
00:40:08I don't want to make it in this town
00:40:10You big cliche
00:40:11Oh my god
00:40:12Are people like you actually existed?
00:40:15Keep yourself together
00:40:17You're a mess
00:40:18And that llama idea is copyrighted
00:40:41That might be quiet
00:40:44No
00:40:52You don't.
00:40:54I don't want to die
00:40:59Who's right
00:41:00You should be a guy
00:41:01Who's right
00:41:08You should see
00:41:08Some of the people
00:41:09Some of the people
00:41:11That will be happy
00:41:11I don't know
00:41:21so it looks as though the eternal bachelor could finally be settling down i don't think any of us
00:41:26saw that coming congratulations george and coming up after the break we'll be taking a look at what
00:41:31the weather has in store for us this week the couple was spotted together over the weekend
00:41:37according to report she was seen sporting an engagement ring reliable sources close to the
00:41:42couple confirm this is it ladies he's off the market for good george clooney is getting married
00:41:51what is it what the hell happened he's getting married stephen no george you not wake me up at
00:41:583am over george clooney i thought if they came to a lay i just might meet him um seriously boppy
00:42:04you sound nuts i love you but you're on my last nerve i can't take it you're moping and woe
00:42:11is me and
00:42:12the inconsideration of my work why don't you sound just like stephen well if this is what he had to
00:42:17put up with it's no wonder that he turned to bird watching oh you'd know all about cheating wouldn't
00:42:22you you're playing the victim seems to have conveniently forgotten that you cheated on
00:42:26paolo before he cheated on you you're a hypocrite you know what i think that you should find another
00:42:32place to stay
00:42:53will you
00:42:55you hold my hand i can hardly see
00:43:01will you guide me through this maze of truth
00:43:09will you get me to the open field where i can breathe
00:43:25and will you lay me down beneath the sky
00:43:33will you kiss my face and steal my eye
00:43:40oh is this the place that we conspire to fly
00:43:54while i
00:43:58love is
00:43:59love is
00:43:59love is
00:44:18You don't have to leave, but you can't carry on like this and worry about you.
00:44:23I know. I know.
00:44:26I'm gonna get myself together, I promise.
00:45:05You can't possibly be having a bad day. It's only 7 a.m.
00:45:10You're the juice guy.
00:45:12Oh, yeah. I know you.
00:45:15Mary, from Australia.
00:45:17You're really recognized.
00:45:19I don't look that bad.
00:45:21No, it's just...
00:45:22I look so miserable I stop runners in their tracks.
00:45:25Yeah. Well, that and you're kind of cute.
00:45:28As if I wasn't, you'd have just kept running.
00:45:30Oh, yeah. I'd have been gone.
00:45:32Yeah, she'll be fine.
00:45:36The name's Poppy, actually. English Poppy. And you are?
00:45:43Luke.
00:45:51San Fernando.
00:45:55Where the skies are not quite blue.
00:45:59And you don't have to worry about an ocean view.
00:46:04San Fernando.
00:46:08You're far away from the golden gate.
00:46:12Sorry, I'm late. You okay?
00:46:14Yeah, I just... I wasn't sure you were gonna turn up.
00:46:17Why would I not turn up?
00:46:19I don't know. It's my first date in years.
00:46:23This is a date, right?
00:46:26Yes, this is a date.
00:46:28Come on.
00:46:32Do you like this?
00:46:33Yeah, it's lovely.
00:46:35Knitted it myself.
00:46:36Really? You knitted?
00:46:38Yeah.
00:46:39There's something so meditative about a man's hand and a needle and yarn.
00:46:44It's like a symphony.
00:46:46Wow. You're full of surprises.
00:46:48Yeah.
00:46:50So, what did you bring? Starving.
00:46:53Oh.
00:46:55I have a surprise for you. Close your eyes.
00:46:58Close your eyes.
00:47:03Open.
00:47:13This is... interesting.
00:47:15It's a kale kelp quinoa cake.
00:47:18I made a piece of it.
00:47:21It's delicious.
00:47:22I'm just, um, allergic to kelp.
00:47:25That's a very specific allergy.
00:47:27Anyway, I have, uh, another surprise for you.
00:47:33A little Vegemite sarnie, eh?
00:47:37Luke, Vegemite's Australian.
00:47:40No.
00:47:41I could have sworn that it was English.
00:47:44It's fine.
00:47:45I actually do love a Vegemite sandwich.
00:47:51It's on my favourite spelt bread.
00:47:59Look, duck over there.
00:48:03Yeah, it's diving.
00:48:06It's good, right?
00:48:08This is so thoughtful of you.
00:48:11It's easy to be thoughtful when you care about someone.
00:48:17I know I talked about faith in meeting George.
00:48:20But I really do believe this whole time I was destined to meet Luke.
00:48:24Don't you think this still plays into your desire for fantasy?
00:48:27Blah, blah, blah.
00:48:28To save reality?
00:48:29He saved me.
00:48:31I knew you wanted to be saved.
00:48:33I knew you wanted to be saved.
00:48:36You can't be too fast.
00:48:37You can always be saved.
00:48:37I'm not a mess.
00:48:39But I'm a big mess.
00:48:40Something about you, boy, you got it all.
00:48:46So how do we get to this?
00:48:50See the love that's here
00:48:53Chasing hearts here underneath the moonlit sky
00:48:57I never thought we'd get so high
00:49:00And I'm falling every time
00:49:04Make a wish and take me to the magic of that night
00:49:10The stars are filling in the light
00:49:14Love and fate collide
00:49:16The stars are filling in the light
00:49:30You get the candles, I'm gonna get the incense
00:49:33And Poppy is gonna be so surprised
00:49:38Hey you
00:49:40What are you doing here?
00:49:41I was gonna check out an aerial yoga class nearby
00:49:44I thought that I'd come and take you
00:49:46That's a lovely thought
00:49:47But you go
00:49:49Perhaps we can do our own kind of yoga later at your place
00:49:52That is what I am talking about
00:50:03That's my boss
00:50:05I'll see you later
00:50:07Okay guys
00:50:13Poppy, I see you're having a breakdown
00:50:17And I've gone and got yourself a toy boy
00:50:19Oh god, who told you that?
00:50:21We're Facebook friends
00:50:22Oh yeah
00:50:23I had one in the 80s
00:50:25A toy boy?
00:50:26No, breakdown
00:50:27Best thing I ever did
00:50:28Resigned as housewife
00:50:30And eventually wound up editor of women's chit chat magazine
00:50:33So not all bad then
00:50:34How would you like to have your breakdown in a weekly column?
00:50:39Are you joking?
00:50:40Absolutely not
00:50:41It's exactly what the readers want to see
00:50:44It's tragic yet humorous
00:50:48Yeah, that's me, tragic all right
00:50:50It's relatable
00:50:51You'd be the voice of thousands of downtrodden wives
00:50:55Who would love to have the guts to do what you did
00:50:58I don't know
00:50:59I'll double your pay packet
00:51:01You might need the extra money in the divorce
00:51:05All right
00:51:05I'll do it
00:51:06Good
00:51:07And more pictures please
00:51:09I just love seeing the weather in LA
00:51:11Oh
00:51:12And more of that hunky boy
00:51:18This is exactly what I need
00:51:20Cheers
00:51:20To new beginnings
00:51:22To new beginnings
00:51:27Seriously, sweetie
00:51:28You didn't really think you were going to meet George Clooney here, did you?
00:51:32No, of course not
00:51:33Don't be silly
00:51:35Anyway, you said you weren't going to mention it again
00:51:36Well, it's good to have my friend Poppy back in
00:51:39Thank you
00:51:40I love you
00:51:42I love you too, Christmas
00:51:44I'm just going to write a couple of lines for the column whilst I think of them
00:51:48Baby's first magazine column
00:51:53Are you just going to watch me?
00:51:55I'm sorry
00:51:56I'm just so proud of you
00:51:57You doing your own thing
00:51:59It's inspiring
00:52:03They tell me I'm having a breakdown
00:52:06Just because my husband had an affair
00:52:08And instead of mourning in misery
00:52:10I jetted off to LA
00:52:13If this is the definition of a breakdown
00:52:15I wish I'd had one years ago
00:52:20Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
00:52:24oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
00:52:24oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
00:52:25oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
00:52:27oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
00:52:31oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
00:52:50years used to come up here and just collect my thoughts. This is a very special place
00:52:58for me. I wanted to share it with you. Come on. I love the night sky. It makes me feel
00:53:19so alive. There's a whole world out there. A whole universe. It's funny. I came here thinking
00:53:29I was looking for something and I found you. I'm just not sure where I go from here. You
00:53:49know, that is what soulmates are. Are you just getting? I do. In fact, this night has just
00:54:01begun. Because I have something planned for us. Are you seeing a show or something? No questions.
00:54:10No questions. In fact, I think we should go. Thank you. For everything. You're welcome. I'm going to make up
00:54:33for the
00:54:33romance that you have been missing. Now get in the car. To my chariot. Are you ready to leave my
00:54:48queen?
00:55:16Oh, I had such a great evening. You know, I can really just see myself having a whole dream
00:55:24with you. Wow. You should probably get divorced first. Look deep into my eyes. I really want
00:55:34I've been to miss you on a whole new level with you. I want, like, our animal spirits to make
00:55:40love.
00:55:42And I feel that I am the lion energy. What do you feel you are? Um, the llama? Yes.
00:55:54You know, maybe I'm moving too fast with this, but sometimes you've got to think with your soul
00:55:58rather than your head, right? You've just got to think to hell with scaring her off.
00:56:04I'm ready to take this relationship to the next level. So I'm going to give you a night that you
00:56:09are never going to forget. Are you ready? Yeah. Okay. Close your eyes.
00:56:31Open. I want to film you, me, and Irina in a tantric three-way. It'd be beautiful.
00:56:45Are you insane? You don't want to have threesomes with me?
00:56:49No, Irina. I don't want to have threesomes with you.
00:56:52You tell me she wants threesomes. He say you need love for a Russian woman to help you learn good
00:56:57sex.
00:56:58I need to learn good sex?
00:57:00You make love beautifully. I just know that you're on this whole new kick of unleashing your inner wild child.
00:57:05And I just wanted to do something nice for us as a couple. I thought that you would be into
00:57:10it.
00:57:10Well, I'm very sorry to disappoint you.
00:57:12It's okay. You don't have to be sorry.
00:57:15What's sorry, sorry? And it's not okay. You were going to have sex with my boyfriend.
00:57:20And you? I did for you. Him? He's not my type. Big misunderstand.
00:57:27Hey, llama lover. You're overreacting.
00:57:29Never say that again. And take one step closer and I'll really unleash my inner wild child.
00:57:35Does Justin know about this?
00:57:36No. No. This be our little secret.
00:57:39Keep it that way.
00:57:43Nice knowing you, Luke.
00:58:05I mean, would George Clooney want to film a three-way sex tape with me and the cleaner?
00:58:10Maybe.
00:58:10No. Because he's a gentleman.
00:58:12Well, Poppy, nobody's perfect. I mean, I'm sure even George Clooney has flaws.
00:58:18And I bet he knows Harry Potter's not from the land down under.
00:58:23Luke was hot, though.
00:58:25And oh my goodness, he did have the most amazing...
00:58:30I think for now, you should focus on yourself.
00:58:34I mean, you don't want to rush into another relationship.
00:58:38Do you know what? I think you're right.
00:58:41I've never had that screw-men moment in life.
00:58:44But I'm going to have it now.
00:58:46Screw-men.
00:58:47It's time to focus my energy on something more deserving.
00:58:51Good. Good.
00:58:53Like what?
00:59:01What's with the pumpkins?
00:59:03I've figured it out.
00:59:04I know where I need to start putting my energy instead of men.
00:59:08Vegetables?
00:59:08No, charity.
00:59:09We're going to sell these to raise money.
00:59:11It's Halloween soon.
00:59:12Not that soon, but okay.
00:59:14It's like I'm starting to feel sorry for myself.
00:59:17And I saw this article and all the charity work George Clooney does in Sudan.
00:59:21He literally goes into war zones to generate attention and action to stop the war.
00:59:25Makes me realize I really can't complain about anything.
00:59:28Kind of puts it into perspective, hmm?
00:59:30Exactly.
00:59:31So, we're going to do this pumpkin drive, and I'm going to write about it for the column.
00:59:35We?
00:59:44Where's your costume?
00:59:45You're meant to be a pumpkin.
00:59:47So are you.
00:59:48What happened?
00:59:49They didn't have my size pumpkin, so I thought this was the next best thing.
00:59:52Anyway, Thanksgiving's not far away.
00:59:54It's not till November.
00:59:56But you know what?
00:59:57They're British.
00:59:58You can get away with it.
00:59:59Hey, y'all.
01:00:01Ready to sell some pumpkins?
01:00:04Poppy, what on earth are you wearing?
01:00:07You do not look like a pumpkin.
01:00:09I'm a turkey.
01:00:11Don't ask me.
01:00:12And where's your costume?
01:00:14It clashed with my skin tone.
01:00:16But I am wearing orange socks.
01:00:18Wear this.
01:00:21Right.
01:00:21Let's do this.
01:00:27People, hear me now and listen well.
01:00:31Come and get your pumpkins from the crazy turkey lady, who somehow convinced me to do this on my day
01:00:37off.
01:00:38All proceeds go to Tracy.
01:00:42Hello.
01:00:43Why are you dressed like a chicken?
01:00:46I'm a turkey.
01:00:50You look stupid.
01:00:53Marcy, would you like to serve this delightful little boy?
01:01:01I told you it was too early.
01:01:03And it's so hot.
01:01:09Justin, will you give me a hand?
01:01:15Oh, that's more like it.
01:01:17Hey, put your clothes back on.
01:01:18You're going to drive away all our business.
01:01:36Check out the heart.
01:01:38Hi.
01:01:39Can I help you?
01:01:40Oh, it's okay.
01:01:41I've got this.
01:01:41No, no, no.
01:01:41You're all right?
01:01:42I'll handle this, ladies.
01:01:44Oh, what's up?
01:01:46Wow, it looks like you guys are doing amazing.
01:01:49You've raised a lot of money.
01:01:50People have been very generous.
01:01:52Tell you what, I'll double it if you give me a gobble.
01:01:56That's disgusting, pervert.
01:01:59Poppy, he means like the turkey noise.
01:02:01You know, gobble, gobble.
01:02:03Oh.
01:02:04How about you triple it if she gives you a gobble and I give you a happy ending?
01:02:07Justin!
01:02:09I'm so sorry.
01:02:10We didn't mean to have fade.
01:02:11It's okay.
01:02:12No offense taken.
01:02:13And I'm good.
01:02:14Damn.
01:02:14Have to try.
01:02:15Okay, Poppy, it's all on you.
01:02:17Um, I don't really know how to gobble.
01:02:19It's like...
01:02:20Gobble, gobble.
01:02:22Gobble, gobble.
01:02:23No, no, it's more like...
01:02:25Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble.
01:02:27It's not like that.
01:02:28It is more like...
01:02:29Gobble, gobble, gobble.
01:02:31Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble.
01:02:32Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble.
01:02:36Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble.
01:02:38Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble.
01:02:39Collectively terrible.
01:02:40I'm looking for the wings at hell.
01:02:41Gobble.
01:02:44This is great.
01:02:45We raised so much money.
01:02:47So the turkey costume was worth a damn.
01:02:50Well, it definitely helped us go viral.
01:02:52What?
01:02:53I tweeted a picture of us in costume.
01:02:55So far, almost 5,000 people have retweeted it.
01:02:58You tweeted me dressed as a sweaty, inflatable pumpkin?
01:03:02Oh, who cares what we look like?
01:03:04Got people talking about the Enough Project?
01:03:06The relief effort led by the great Halloween humanitarian turkey.
01:03:12Ugh, doomed calling.
01:03:15Sally.
01:03:18Hi, Sally.
01:03:19Stephen called.
01:03:20Why?
01:03:21What did he want?
01:03:22He said you filed divorce papers without even discussing it.
01:03:26I have discussed it.
01:03:27With my therapist?
01:03:28There are two people in a marriage.
01:03:30Something went wrong somewhere.
01:03:32So it's my fault?
01:03:33My husband cheats on me, but I must have done something wrong with it.
01:03:36It would never have happened.
01:03:39Poppy, you know how fond she is of Stephen.
01:03:42She's just really upset about all this talk of you two divorcing.
01:03:45She's upset?
01:03:47It's not her husband that's lying and cheating.
01:03:48It's mine.
01:03:50Perhaps you could remind her of that.
01:03:51Look, whatever you decide to do, we will support you.
01:03:54You know that.
01:03:55Yeah, well, you might.
01:03:57Not so sure about her.
01:03:59Sorry, Peach.
01:04:00I'm going to have to go.
01:04:04No wonder you don't want to go back.
01:04:11Oh, I feel bad leaving you on your birthday.
01:04:14But I promise you, we're going to celebrate tomorrow.
01:04:17Don't be silly.
01:04:18The wedding planner can't miss the wedding.
01:04:19Oh, I'm so over it.
01:04:21You have such a gift.
01:04:22You should be fully expressing it.
01:04:24Yeah, well, tell my boss that.
01:04:26Just make sure you're not on your own.
01:04:29Marina's around.
01:04:30You two should get together.
01:04:31I think I'll be okay.
01:04:33Okay.
01:04:36Have fun.
01:04:37I'll try.
01:05:27I've brought you a cupcake.
01:05:29I thought you'd be with friends today.
01:05:32You're a friend.
01:05:33Kind of.
01:05:35Who I pay.
01:05:36A lot.
01:05:38Justin's working and Mars is on a romantic weekend.
01:05:41A bit different to last year.
01:05:43Stephen planned dinner.
01:05:44Got tickets to a West End show.
01:05:46I actually had a really lovely evening.
01:05:48Are you feeling homesick?
01:05:53Kind of.
01:05:54I mean, sunshine's nice, but fall is beautiful in England.
01:05:59I have a great group of friends who I miss.
01:06:02Some of the husbands are friends with Stephen.
01:06:04So it's going to be interesting.
01:06:06How are you feeling about the divorce?
01:06:16We're fine.
01:06:38You tell me what I do to make right.
01:06:41Happy birthday.
01:06:44Thanks.
01:06:45I'm sorry, Poppy.
01:06:47Look, he's a bad person.
01:06:49He's a liar.
01:06:49Look, let's just forget it ever happened.
01:06:52And be thankful he's not around anymore.
01:06:55He has strange eyes, your husband.
01:07:00Like a bug.
01:07:02You know, he called me all the time at first.
01:07:05But now he just seems to have given up.
01:07:07I mean, I know I told him not to contact me, but still.
01:07:10If you're a right man for you, he'll come and he'll beg for you to return.
01:07:15And if you now do, in Russia we have a saying.
01:07:18You break your heart.
01:07:19We send Uncle Yakov to break his balls.
01:07:26He's left me.
01:07:27Oh my God, what happened?
01:07:29He got a last minute meeting on the East Coast and just dropped our romantic weekend and left.
01:07:34I thought you meant he'd left, left.
01:07:35He has.
01:07:37He's ruined our wine tour.
01:07:39Oh, I was madder than a wet hen.
01:07:41But then he was all, honey, I'm so sorry.
01:07:44Take my credit card and have some fun with Poppy.
01:07:48So, happy birthday.
01:07:55This is Irina.
01:07:57Three-way Irina.
01:07:58We're all right now.
01:08:00Hello.
01:08:01Hello, Irina.
01:08:03I've heard so much about you.
01:08:08So, Poppy, we have to celebrate your birthday.
01:08:12Where do you want to go?
01:08:13Vegas.
01:08:14Jerry's paying.
01:08:15Would you mind if we just stayed home?
01:08:17We could have a nice cozy dinner here.
01:08:19We've got pumpkins left.
01:08:20We could have pumpkin soup and pumpkin pie.
01:08:22Anything but pumpkins.
01:08:24Tequila.
01:08:26Tequila.
01:08:37I had bad husband in Russia.
01:08:40I didn't know you were married.
01:08:42Da.
01:08:43The reason I leave and come here.
01:08:46He cheated with my sister.
01:08:48He saw all my stuff to buy a crack.
01:08:50When I tell him to leave, he ran over my dog.
01:08:58Happy birthday to you.
01:09:01I heard there was a slumber party going on.
01:09:04You left the wedding?
01:09:05No.
01:09:06I left the job.
01:09:08Wait, what?
01:09:09I was standing there holding these ridiculous feather headpieces for the Swan bridesmaids.
01:09:13My boss was yelling at me and I thought,
01:09:15WWPD, what would Poppy do?
01:09:17She'd just get up and leave and start fresh.
01:09:19So, it's time to put my creativity to work.
01:09:22I'm starting my own company.
01:09:24Finally!
01:09:25I'm so happy for you.
01:09:27And I picked up a goodbye gift on the way out.
01:09:32Nah, enough talking.
01:09:34We celebrate birthday Russian style.
01:09:37I get shot glasses.
01:09:38Oh, no, not shots.
01:09:39Hell yeah!
01:09:41Shots!
01:09:51Morning, Charlie Chaplin.
01:09:53Mmm.
01:09:54Mmm, coffee.
01:09:56Oh.
01:09:58Mmm.
01:10:04You think she's okay?
01:10:05Yeah.
01:10:06She's Russian.
01:10:07They're weans on vodka.
01:10:11Awkward.
01:10:11That's our thing!
01:10:12That's a novice coming in, so we're gonna go to the caves.
01:10:15Okay, we'll move.
01:10:15We're going.
01:10:17Where is it?
01:10:18Is it?
01:10:18Yeah, that one was a rocket.
01:10:20It's just sailed over there.
01:10:21See if we can see what it hit.
01:10:22I bet George Clooney wouldn't abandon our romantic weekend.
01:10:26Take a look over here.
01:10:26This is everybody's name.
01:10:27Or if he did, it would be to save orphans in Burma or something.
01:10:31Oh.
01:10:32Get it?
01:10:37Stephen.
01:10:38Stephen?
01:10:40Stephen?
01:10:41Hello, Poppy.
01:10:42Uh, can I come in?
01:10:44Stephen, darling.
01:10:46Been too long.
01:10:48Or should I say, not long enough.
01:10:51Justin, fabulous as ever.
01:10:53Awkward.
01:10:54Come on, Marcy.
01:10:56We'll leave.
01:11:01I can't believe you're here.
01:11:03Shouldn't we go somewhere more private?
01:11:05I'm not kicking Justin out of his home.
01:11:07He was there when we got married.
01:11:09He can witness our divorce too.
01:11:10I'll just be showering away my actions from last night.
01:11:17I had to come.
01:11:18You wouldn't take my calls.
01:11:19What do you expect?
01:11:21You didn't exactly try very hard, did you?
01:11:23I've been here for months.
01:11:25Took you this long to get on a plane.
01:11:27I didn't know how to handle it.
01:11:28I kept thinking she'll come home.
01:11:30I'm sorry, Poppy.
01:11:31How could you do it, Stephen?
01:11:32How could you sleep with someone behind my back and blatantly lie to my face?
01:11:37I mean, I know things weren't great, but at least have the decency to finish it first.
01:11:41I never meant for it to happen.
01:11:43Never meant for it to happen, but let it carry on anyway.
01:11:45It wasn't like that.
01:11:46Well, what was it like?
01:11:49Bird watching.
01:11:51I must have both had a good laugh at how gullible I was.
01:11:54We didn't.
01:11:54I didn't.
01:11:56I'm sorry, Poppy.
01:11:57Do I know her?
01:11:59How long has it been going on?
01:12:00Is it still going on?
01:12:02I met her through work.
01:12:03It was just a few weeks.
01:12:05Was she good?
01:12:07Poppy.
01:12:07Do you love her?
01:12:08No, of course not.
01:12:11Well, you're not the only one.
01:12:12I met a guy out here.
01:12:14Luke.
01:12:15He's 29 and a half, and he's hot and fit and adventurous in bed and everything you're not.
01:12:22It hurts, doesn't it?
01:12:27I just don't think we can get over this.
01:12:30You had an affair.
01:12:32She said it wasn't a love affair.
01:12:34It was a midlife crisis.
01:12:38He tried to rope me into a threesome with a cleaner.
01:12:45Look, Poppy, just know that when you're ready to come home, I'll be there.
01:12:53Is that it?
01:12:54What?
01:12:55Was that it?
01:12:57How many Richard Curtis movies have I made you sit through?
01:13:01Notting Hill, four weddings and a funeral, love bloody actually.
01:13:04Fight for us!
01:13:06Scream, shout, convince me you can't live without me.
01:13:09When did Hugh Grant ever run up to anyone and say,
01:13:12well, you know, I'm here.
01:13:14Take your time, no hurry.
01:13:16Actually, somebody always does.
01:13:18That's not the point.
01:13:19It's not about Hugh Grant.
01:13:20It's about you.
01:13:21Look, Poppy, it might be like that in your movies,
01:13:23but it's a little bit different in real life.
01:13:27If that's how you feel, you should have saved yourself the airfare.
01:13:30Have a safe flight home.
01:13:40I can't imagine my life without you.
01:13:44And I don't want to.
01:13:46This is making me want to be in love.
01:13:48Until the end of time.
01:13:50But it's vague and too much.
01:13:53Okay, switching gears,
01:13:54nothing makes me feel better than a dip in a tan.
01:13:57Sounds good.
01:14:02This is nice.
01:14:03We should do it more often.
01:14:05Totally.
01:14:10Hello?
01:14:10Why haven't you returned my calls?
01:14:12Oh, hi, Sharon.
01:14:13Sorry, I was just about to call you back.
01:14:15Have you checked your work emails lately?
01:14:17Some post of you in a turkey suit,
01:14:20raising money for charity,
01:14:22has gone viral,
01:14:23and we're being inundated with emails.
01:14:25Now, the producers of the three o'clock show
01:14:28have been in touch,
01:14:30and they want to try you out
01:14:31presenting a weekly segment.
01:14:33What?
01:14:34About what?
01:14:35Divorce, affairs,
01:14:37women's issues.
01:14:38They like you.
01:14:40You're joking.
01:14:41I'm not.
01:14:42So you better get your ass on a plane
01:14:43and back to London.
01:14:45I'm not ready to come back yet, Sharon.
01:14:47Of course you are.
01:14:48It'll be great for the magazine.
01:14:49No, everything's...
01:14:51Seriously, it's a nice offer, but I can't.
01:14:59I'm not having it sitting there,
01:15:02rollerblading, smoking pot on Venice Beach.
01:15:32Honey, this could be a really great opportunity
01:15:34for you.
01:15:35This is the dream.
01:15:36I know.
01:15:37And I know I'll have to go back eventually,
01:15:39but I'm happy here.
01:15:41I feel as though I'm finally being me.
01:15:45Stephen, what?
01:15:46You're still here?
01:15:47Can I just...
01:15:48Come in, why are you all...
01:15:49Phew.
01:15:50Oh, I can't breathe.
01:15:51Here, honey, some water.
01:15:52I wanted to tell you I do want you back.
01:15:56So I ran.
01:15:57From the hotel?
01:15:58Why didn't you just get a cab?
01:15:59Actually, I drove over here.
01:16:01I ran from the car.
01:16:02Killed me.
01:16:05Anyway, it's a romantic gesture,
01:16:06like in the movies.
01:16:08I do want to fight for you.
01:16:09I came to L.A. to get you back,
01:16:11and that's exactly what I'm going to do.
01:16:13I believe this is yours, Mrs. Wakefield.
01:16:16I battled rose bushes for five days,
01:16:18looking for that.
01:16:20The scars have only just faded.
01:16:28Let me just grab my thing.
01:16:30Let me just grab my things.
01:16:41Hi, Paolo.
01:16:42It's Justin.
01:16:44Would you be open to having dinner with me this week?
01:16:46I'd love to see you.
01:16:53Wow.
01:16:54This is great.
01:17:20I'm going to be open to having dinner with me.
01:17:29I'm going to be open to having dinner with me.
01:17:41I've missed you so much.
01:17:46I think it's the most.
01:17:48Maybe this.
01:17:50Or maybe this.
01:17:53Or maybe this.
01:17:56I missed everything.
01:17:58You're cooking, doing the crossfire together.
01:18:04You're making my morning coffee.
01:18:10I've missed the way you fold my socks.
01:18:13I can't wait to get home.
01:18:15I need to go back to just the way we were.
01:18:19Go back to the way we were?
01:18:21Folding his socks and cooking his dinner whilst he plays golf?
01:18:26He did travel halfway around the world to get me, though.
01:18:30And I'm sure all marriages have their rough patches.
01:18:39Hang on.
01:18:41That's...
01:18:41It's George.
01:18:44Married.
01:18:45And I don't care.
01:18:50Because while George Clooney is still living and breathing in this world,
01:18:54he will serve as a reminder,
01:18:56a shining beacon to women everywhere that we deserve better.
01:19:00Stop!
01:19:01I can't do this.
01:19:03What?
01:19:04We can't do this.
01:19:06We've wasted so many years doing what we think we should do.
01:19:09Let's not settle anymore.
01:19:11George didn't.
01:19:12George who?
01:19:13Let's spend the rest of our lives doing what we want to do.
01:19:16Believe me, Stephen.
01:19:17You'll thank me for this one day.
01:19:25Who the hell is George?
01:19:28Poppy!
01:19:39So it was never about George Clooney.
01:19:42It's about not giving up on happiness.
01:19:45Not settling for what you've got,
01:19:46just because it seems the easier option.
01:19:48Well, this certainly is a breakthrough, Poppy,
01:19:51but please make an appointment so we can discuss this further.
01:19:56No, thanks.
01:19:58You've been great, but I'm done talking.
01:20:00I'm going to start living.
01:20:05See?
01:20:06I'm that good.
01:20:09Sharon, it's Poppy.
01:20:10I'll do it.
01:20:11I'll do the show.
01:20:12If other people can learn from my failed marriage,
01:20:15bad sex and sleazy threesomes, then...
01:20:18Oh.
01:20:19Could you ask her to call Poppy when she gets in?
01:20:22Thanks.
01:20:23And Sharon set me up with a rooftop photo shoot
01:20:24for my last LA column,
01:20:26with a little help from Justin.
01:20:28Guess who is the new preferred wedding designer
01:20:30at the Chic Hotel?
01:20:31That's fantastic!
01:20:32I'm so proud of you, Justin.
01:20:34And I'm so glad that you and Paolo
01:20:36are finally back together.
01:20:38Yeah, well, maybe I wasn't the perfect partner
01:20:40I thought I was.
01:20:41Aw.
01:20:42Yeah, he begged me to come back.
01:20:45There's the phone number for Uncle Yaakov.
01:20:48Any man give you trouble,
01:20:50you give him a call
01:20:51and he can break balls for you.
01:20:53Thanks, Irina.
01:20:54A toast to Poppy.
01:20:56To Poppy!
01:20:57To Poppy!
01:20:58Woo!
01:20:59Ah!
01:21:00Yay!
01:21:09Oh, they look great.
01:21:11Perfect for the last comment.
01:21:13Ms Wakefield,
01:21:14your car is ready downstairs whenever you are.
01:21:16Is there anything else you need from me?
01:21:18No?
01:21:19That's brilliant, thanks.
01:21:36Going down?
01:21:39No, I'll get the next one, thanks.
01:21:41All right.
01:21:41Have a nice day.
01:21:42Okay.
01:21:45Bye.
01:21:47Bye.
01:21:50Bye.
01:21:58Bye.
01:22:02Bye.
01:22:04Bye.
01:22:23Back to the airport, Carla.
01:22:24No rest for the answer, my guess.
01:22:30Not again.
01:22:36It's the sound that lovers hear when they discover
01:22:44There could be no other for them long.
01:22:54It's my happy heart you hear
01:23:00Singing loud and singing clear
01:23:04And it's all because you're near
01:23:08Be my love
01:23:12Take my happy heart away
01:23:17Let me love you night and day
01:23:21In your arms I want to stay
01:23:25Fate. It's all about timing.
01:23:36Feelin' more and more
01:23:38Like I never felt before
01:23:44You have changed my life
01:23:46Man hasn't called me that in years
01:23:49Used to be a straight man
01:23:51And you must be hangin' around a lot of
01:23:53Gay straight men
01:23:55I mean, blind straight men
01:23:59You know, it's possible
01:24:00I will not have found hope now
01:24:04With your love
01:24:10It's my happy heart you hear
01:24:16Singing loud and singing clear
01:24:20And it's all because you're near
01:24:24Be my love
01:24:29Take my happy heart away
01:24:33Wait a minute, explain
01:24:34Is that supposed to be a bearded tip?
01:24:36It was!
01:24:39Alright, that's all
01:24:42Oh, never mind
01:25:10Oh, Never mind
01:25:13No matter how often
01:25:20I'm doing it right now. I got it. There are no men right now. There are no men right now.
01:25:25I don't know why I can't get this line. Maybe it's a little self. Okay. Anyway. Okay. Ready. Let's go.
01:25:58I'm Sue Harker. I've missed our Saturdays.
01:26:08I've missed your cooking.
01:26:15I'm tired of looking in the mirror trying to make myself fit. I'm tired of airbrush magazines. This is it.
01:26:31Just be. Don't lose yourself. Don't lose your way. Just be. Be strong. Stand tall. Be proud today.
01:26:46Just be. Let your fire. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just be. Be yourself.
01:26:59If everyone else is taken.
01:27:09Pressure. No diet's gonna run my mind. I should just try to loosen up by a bigger side.
01:27:17Rain. We put ourselves through so much pain. It's time to live what's mine. I'm just fine.
01:27:23Just be. Don't lose yourself. Don't lose your way. Just be. Be strong. Stand tall. Be proud today.
01:27:39Just be. Don't lose your way. Just be. Don't lose your way. Don't lose your way. Don't lose your way.
01:27:54Don't lose your way. Don't lose your way. Don't lose your way. Don't lose your way. Don't lose your way.
01:27:55Don't lose your way. Don't lose your way. Don't lose your way. Don't lose your way. Don't lose your way.
01:27:55Don't lose your way. Don't lose your way. Don't lose your way. Don't lose your way. Don't lose your way.
01:27:55Don't lose your way. Don't lose your way. Don't lose your way. Don't lose your way. Don't lose your way.
01:27:55Don't lose your way. Don't lose your way. Don't lose your way. Don't lose your way. Don't lose your way.
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01:28:00Don't lose your way. Don't lose your way
01:28:20lovely I think
01:28:22all right we're good
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