00:01I
00:02Know what you want
00:04You want a story about
00:06High adventure
00:08So bring two flagons
00:10Of Gavin's finest gutbuster
00:12And one for yourself if you'd like
00:14And prepare yourself
00:16For a proper champion's story
00:18It begins
00:20With the forging of a ring
00:22Of great and terrible power
00:24Which, wait a second
00:26No, that's the other story
00:28Start again. Once a kingdom
00:30Replete with dull old peace and
00:32Prosperity, a beautiful land
00:34From the deserts of the
00:36Southwest, through the frigid
00:38Peaks of the Northlands
00:40To the fertile green lands
00:42Of the, erm, Greenland
00:44Well, things got
00:46A lot more interesting
00:48When the whole place fell apart
00:51Anterior
00:52Is part of a hugely
00:54Elaborate revenge plot
00:56And is now played
00:57By the most terrifying creatures
01:01Thankfully
01:02I've been able to trick, erm
01:04Recruit five remarkable
01:06Courageous, post-tastic
01:08Champions to ride, run
01:10And walk at a brisk pace
01:11To their rescue
01:13Each of these champions of Anterior
01:15Bring something unique to the Terra
01:18A big appetite for bigger brawls
01:20The ability to obliterate
01:22And magic skills that'll make
01:24The biggest Cyclops cry for mummy
01:27They're going to be in serious trouble
01:29Without strong leadership
01:30However, it seems we'll have to make do with you
01:33You see, this is your story
01:35As much as it is theirs
01:36It's up to you to guide the heroes
01:38Through the chaos to victory
01:40So go on
01:41Lead the champions
01:43Plan your strategies
01:44Fight the battles
01:46Win the glory
01:47Pick up the laundry
01:49Oops, wrong list
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