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Marcello Hernández: American Boy 2026 is a music documentary capturing the journey and performances of Marcello Hernández. Watch online in HD VF & Subtitles.
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00:07:59Et il m'a dit, on Tuesdays, et il m'a dit,
00:08:02« Hey Marcelo, je n'ai pas la pill aujourd'hui, c'est No-Pill-Tuesday.
00:08:05Et je me suis dit, wow, c'est que c'est comme ça que je vivais ma vie?
00:08:15Chaque jour c'est No-Pill-Tuesday pour moi?
00:08:18C'était horrible.
00:08:21Et c'est ce que ma vieillesse était.
00:08:22Quand j'étais jeune, mon ADD était un problème en school.
00:08:26Et maintenant que je suis older, mon problème avec ADD est dans les relations,
00:08:30avec les femmes.
00:08:31Parce que j'ai severe ADD et je n'ai jamais eu les pills.
00:08:35Et les femmes...
00:08:40Ils...
00:08:41Ils le vaut quand tu écoute les écoute.
00:08:50C'est leur favorite chose.
00:08:52Et c'est ma biggest weakness.
00:08:56Men are nice.
00:08:57Women do not need you to be seven feet and have abs.
00:09:00All women want is for you to listen to her and be there for her
00:09:04and memorize the names of her friends.
00:09:06That's all they want.
00:09:09You have to know the names of the friends.
00:09:11And you have to be ahead of her sometimes, you know?
00:09:14And women, that, that's a beautiful thing because that means that women are not superficial, you know?
00:09:19It means that they're looking for someone that's a partner
00:09:21They're not exactly looking for a physical thing
00:09:23Men are more superficial
00:09:25I have friends that are very superficial
00:09:27I have friends that I show them a picture of a girl that I like
00:09:29And they'll be like, no, bro
00:09:32Nah, you have to break up with her, dog
00:09:34And I'm like, why?
00:09:36And they're like, because, dog
00:09:37Her forehead is crazy
00:09:42I'm like, what? What are you talking about?
00:09:43She's nice and she's smart
00:09:44She's a good person
00:09:45And my boys are like, no, we could tell that she was smart, dog
00:09:50That's not the problem, dog
00:09:53This guy is going on and on about her forehead
00:09:55And I'm like, dude, you're bald
00:09:57Like, how
00:09:59How could you say that when your forehead doesn't end?
00:10:03But that's how men are
00:10:04Men are like that
00:10:05Women are not like that
00:10:07Women can bring anything to their friends
00:10:09A woman can bring a frog
00:10:11A real frog
00:10:12To her friends
00:10:13And be like, hey guys, this is my boyfriend
00:10:17And I love him
00:10:18And he loves me
00:10:19And we hang out
00:10:20By the swamp
00:10:23And we get along great
00:10:24And we love each other
00:10:25And her friends
00:10:26Her friends will be like
00:10:27Okay
00:10:29In that case
00:10:32Ribbit
00:10:39They don't care
00:10:40The women are down
00:10:41And I think that's beautiful
00:10:42You know, because
00:10:43It is rare
00:10:44It is more rare
00:10:45To see like a man
00:10:46Like a good looking man
00:10:47With a woman that is not at his level
00:10:49Of attractiveness
00:10:50You know
00:10:51But
00:10:53Quite often
00:10:55You will see a beautiful woman
00:10:57And she's nice
00:10:58And she's hard working
00:10:59And she loves her family
00:11:01And she's perfect
00:11:03And then you see her husband
00:11:07And you're like
00:11:08Hey, congratulations
00:11:10And he's like
00:11:12Ribbit
00:11:18Every time I see this couple
00:11:20I go
00:11:21Oh my God
00:11:23That guy probably listens
00:11:25Like crazy
00:11:41That guy probably says stuff like
00:11:44Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
00:11:44Start again
00:11:47My boy's like
00:11:48No, bro
00:11:49I bet you that guy's rich
00:11:50I'm like
00:11:51No, dog
00:11:52That guy probably has
00:11:55Follow up questions
00:12:07And that's the problem
00:12:08You know
00:12:09I don't listen good
00:12:10So I'm scared
00:12:11And on top of that
00:12:13Women are scary to me
00:12:14In general
00:12:15In general
00:12:16Because I grew up
00:12:17With women in my house
00:12:18I grew up with only women
00:12:19In my house
00:12:19It was me, my mom
00:12:20And my sister
00:12:21And in high school
00:12:22My mom's best friend
00:12:23And her daughter
00:12:23Moved into my house
00:12:24I have seen too much
00:12:27When I was little
00:12:28I would go to school
00:12:29And a little boy
00:12:29Would be like
00:12:30Hey, you know that
00:12:30Girls don't poop
00:12:31And I'll be like
00:12:37I know very well
00:12:39How they poop
00:12:41And I think it's worse
00:12:42Than ours
00:12:45No, man
00:12:46I saw it all
00:12:47Women are
00:12:47Women are very scary
00:12:48They are
00:12:49And they live a violent life
00:12:50Behind the scenes
00:12:51I have seen what you hide
00:12:53Okay
00:12:53Every woman has a mustache
00:12:55And they get it taken care of
00:12:57In the most violent way possible
00:12:59Everything they do is violent
00:13:01They go to a salon
00:13:02And they go
00:13:03I have a mustache
00:13:04And the lady goes
00:13:05How would you like me to take care of that
00:13:07And the woman goes
00:13:08Oh, I would like it
00:13:09If you could maybe
00:13:10Rip it off my face
00:13:18And they pay a little woman
00:13:20With big forearms
00:13:22To go up to her face
00:13:23And go
00:13:28Everything that they do
00:13:29Is violent
00:13:30And I'm scared of women
00:13:32For that reason
00:13:32I'm scared that everything
00:13:33That they do is violent
00:13:34Everything
00:13:35They go
00:13:36They do their hair
00:13:36The hair is violent
00:13:37They get their eyebrows
00:13:39Yanked out
00:13:40One at a time
00:13:43Ripped out
00:13:44And they like it
00:13:45They go
00:13:45Thank you
00:13:46Like that
00:13:48Everything they do
00:13:49Is violent
00:13:49Their hair
00:13:50They go to a salon
00:13:51And they light their hair
00:13:52On fire
00:13:52And they put chemicals
00:13:54In their hair
00:13:55And all types of stuff
00:13:57They put their hair
00:13:58In aluminum foil
00:13:59Like their hair is food now
00:14:01And then they go
00:14:03Now put your head
00:14:04In the microwave
00:14:06And then the woman
00:14:07Sits in the microwave
00:14:09And lets her head
00:14:10Get cooked
00:14:10In the microwave
00:14:11And it's hot under there
00:14:13And they go
00:14:13Is it too hot for you Melissa
00:14:15And she goes
00:14:15No, I like it
00:14:19And imagine
00:14:20Imagine
00:14:20They get their head cooked
00:14:21They're getting their head cooked
00:14:22Imagine the radiation
00:14:24That gets into their head
00:14:25You have no idea
00:14:25And that's why women
00:14:26Are a little bit different
00:14:27You know
00:14:30They're a little bit different
00:14:36When a man wants to know
00:14:38If you love him
00:14:39He goes
00:14:39Baby, do you love me?
00:14:40And that makes sense
00:14:41When a woman wants to know
00:14:42If you love her
00:14:43She goes
00:14:44If I was a donkey
00:14:45And you
00:14:46And you were a lizard
00:14:49Do you think
00:14:50We could still be together?
00:14:52And the man is like
00:14:53What?
00:14:55And she's like
00:14:56If I was a donkey
00:14:58And you were a lizard
00:15:01Did I stutter
00:15:02When I asked the question?
00:15:05Like your hair
00:15:06Looks fantastic, babe
00:15:07I'm so sorry
00:15:09Everything they do
00:15:10Is violent
00:15:11The Brazilian wax
00:15:12Let me tell you
00:15:13There's nothing Brazilian
00:15:14About that
00:15:16They put the word
00:15:17Brazilian there
00:15:18So that you think
00:15:19It's a tropical experience
00:15:21But it is not
00:15:22A tropical experience
00:15:23I have been there
00:15:25I have been to
00:15:26Every appointment
00:15:27Because I had a single mom
00:15:28And I didn't behave good
00:15:29I know what I'm talking about
00:15:32I've been in there
00:15:32With my soccer cleats
00:15:36You go to the
00:15:37Brazilian wax place
00:15:38And they grab your mom
00:15:39And they throw her
00:15:39On a surgical table
00:15:40And then a little goblin
00:15:42Comes through some curtains
00:15:45Hello
00:15:48And she
00:15:48I haven't seen what they do
00:15:50But it looks like
00:15:50They do honey
00:15:51And duct tape
00:15:54On your mom
00:15:56And then they look
00:15:57At your mom
00:15:57And they go
00:15:57I'm gonna count to three
00:15:58Okay
00:15:59One
00:16:00Two
00:16:03And then they hold it up
00:16:04Like the head of a soldier
00:16:05That she killed
00:16:14And then she looks
00:16:15At your mom
00:16:15And she goes
00:16:16It has been a long time
00:16:21And I'm sure
00:16:22That it hurts
00:16:22When they rip that off
00:16:23I'm sure that it hurts
00:16:24But my mom never screamed
00:16:25And she never cried
00:16:26Women are too abnormal
00:16:27To scream
00:16:28Or to cry
00:16:29They rip it off
00:16:30And she talks
00:16:31When it hurts
00:16:31They talk
00:16:32They go
00:16:32And your mom goes
00:16:34My son is in the third grade
00:16:35Did you know
00:16:41Of course I'm scared
00:16:43And I have seen it all
00:16:44I have seen it all
00:16:45I have seen a woman
00:16:47Getting ready to leave the house
00:16:49A woman getting ready
00:16:50To leave the house
00:16:51Is one of the most violent scenes
00:16:52I have ever seen
00:16:53In my entire life
00:16:54They are able to turn
00:16:55Their bathroom
00:16:56Into Dexter's laboratory
00:16:58There are potions
00:17:00And serums
00:17:01And creams
00:17:01And electricity
00:17:03And water
00:17:04What a horrible combination
00:17:05And everything is all at once
00:17:07Everything is on fire in there
00:17:09There's a cream
00:17:10That if you touch it
00:17:11And you touch your face
00:17:12All the hair falls off your body
00:17:15It is violent in there
00:17:17And her makeup
00:17:17She's not doing her makeup
00:17:19Like
00:17:20No
00:17:20She has a pencil
00:17:21And she's putting it
00:17:22In her eye
00:17:24And her eye starts to cry
00:17:26And she's a savage
00:17:27She goes
00:17:28And goes deeper
00:17:29With the pencil
00:17:31The eye is rejecting
00:17:32The pencil
00:17:35If the eye could talk
00:17:36The eye would say
00:17:37Please mama
00:17:38No more pencil
00:17:40Please no more
00:17:41With the pencil
00:17:42Please
00:17:43And she doesn't care
00:17:44She goes deeper
00:17:45With the pencil
00:17:45And if she makes a mistake
00:17:47She goes
00:17:47I have to start again
00:17:48Like that
00:17:51Tell me that's not scary
00:17:54The clothes that women wear
00:17:56To leave the house
00:17:57Is insane
00:17:58Men are shirt
00:17:59Pants
00:17:59Shoes
00:17:59Maybe ha
00:18:00Shirt
00:18:00Pants
00:18:01Shoes
00:18:01Maybe ha
00:18:02Women
00:18:02There's stuff
00:18:03That you have no idea
00:18:05That they have to wear
00:18:06And the way that they have to
00:18:08Contort their body
00:18:09You don't even know
00:18:10I was the wardrobe guy
00:18:11At my house
00:18:11My mom would be like
00:18:13Marcelo
00:18:13And I walk in
00:18:14And she is
00:18:18She's contort
00:18:19Her
00:18:19She's a contortion
00:18:20I'm like
00:18:21What's going on
00:18:21She goes
00:18:21I'm going to put my elbow
00:18:23In my ass
00:18:24Okay
00:18:26And I'm like
00:18:26What
00:18:27She goes
00:18:27I'm going to put my elbow
00:18:28In my ass
00:18:29When my elbow
00:18:29Reaches my ass
00:18:30I need you to zip
00:18:31You understand
00:18:34I'm like
00:18:34That sounds dangerous
00:18:35Mommy
00:18:35I don't know
00:18:36If that sounds
00:18:37Like it's safe
00:18:37It's not safe
00:18:38It's what you have to do
00:18:40Okay
00:18:41Elbow to the ass
00:18:42Yes
00:18:42Elbow to
00:18:42I go
00:18:43Okay
00:18:43It's not zipping
00:18:44I said wait
00:18:45Until my elbow
00:18:46Reaches my ass
00:18:49I had to be in there
00:18:50For all of that stuff
00:18:51Man
00:18:51It's spooky
00:18:52Women are not
00:18:52The delicate creature
00:18:53That you think
00:18:54That they are
00:18:55They're living a violent life
00:18:56Behind the scenes
00:18:57And then they go out
00:18:58And they go
00:18:58Hi
00:18:58How are you
00:19:01Hell no dog
00:19:02All of it is violent
00:19:03You go to a club
00:19:04And you see a woman
00:19:06And she's beautiful
00:19:06And you're like
00:19:07Wow
00:19:07I like your outfit
00:19:08That's a nice shirt
00:19:10That's not a shirt
00:19:11Papa
00:19:12That thing
00:19:14Clips
00:19:14Okay
00:19:23You had no idea
00:19:25That thing clips
00:19:25Huh
00:19:27You thought that
00:19:28She put her shirt on
00:19:29Like this
00:19:29No
00:19:30She put it on
00:19:31Like this
00:19:32Dog
00:19:34She had to
00:19:35Make it clip
00:19:36Dog
00:19:37That's a lot of work
00:19:38That she has to do
00:19:40And that's tight
00:19:41Dog
00:19:41By the end of the night
00:19:42That thing
00:19:43Is in her neck
00:19:44So
00:19:45Be gentle with her
00:19:47It's scary
00:19:48All of it is scary
00:19:49Dog
00:19:50And the blood
00:19:50I saw the blood
00:19:51First hand
00:19:51People don't even
00:19:52Think about the blood
00:19:53Women don't want to
00:19:53Talk about the blood
00:19:54The blood is very real
00:19:55I was a happy little boy
00:19:57And I had a happy
00:19:58Little sister
00:20:01And one day
00:20:02Out of nowhere
00:20:03For no reason
00:20:05Blood
00:20:08And she's like
00:20:09Mommy blood
00:20:09Blood
00:20:10And my mom is like
00:20:11Welcome to the club
00:20:14And she's like
00:20:15Blood only for today
00:20:16And my mom is like
00:20:17Blood forever
00:20:20And now
00:20:21My happy little sister
00:20:22Is counting the days
00:20:23Of the blood
00:20:24Like it's jail
00:20:25She starts to say
00:20:27Scary stuff to me
00:20:28The blood is coming
00:20:33There's three days
00:20:34Until the blood
00:20:36I'm like
00:20:37What?
00:20:37She's like
00:20:37The blood wants ice cream
00:20:40I'm like
00:20:41The blood can talk
00:20:43She's like
00:20:44I speak for the blood
00:20:46The blood speaks
00:20:47Through me
00:20:49Like oh my god
00:20:50And the blood
00:20:51Has bluetooth
00:20:52Did you know that?
00:20:54Because if three of you
00:20:55Get together
00:20:55You pair device
00:21:07It's scary dog
00:21:09And then imagine
00:21:09Then we have to
00:21:10Take them out on a date
00:21:11You know
00:21:12Imagine that
00:21:13Imagine like
00:21:14You ask a girl out
00:21:15On a date
00:21:16And she hasn't been
00:21:17On a date in a while
00:21:18Think about it
00:21:18Now she has to go
00:21:19Through a week of torture
00:21:20She has to pay
00:21:21All these different people
00:21:22To do all these
00:21:22Horrible things
00:21:23To her body
00:21:24Rip it
00:21:24Rip it out
00:21:30And it costs money
00:21:31They pay
00:21:32They pay
00:21:32They pay
00:21:32Put their head
00:21:33In the microwave
00:21:34Money money money money
00:21:35Everything
00:21:36They pay
00:21:36And then they get
00:21:38To the date
00:21:38And they're like
00:21:39So what do you do?
00:21:40And the guy's like
00:21:40I'm still figuring that out
00:21:45She's like
00:21:45Then I'm gonna kill myself
00:21:49It's not worth it
00:21:58And that's why
00:21:59Men have to pay
00:22:00On the date
00:22:01Because by the time
00:22:02She gets to the date
00:22:03She's in debt
00:22:07There's no money left
00:22:09And you don't know
00:22:09Where the blood is
00:22:10So just pay
00:22:12And say
00:22:12I'm sorry
00:22:13Is what you say
00:22:15I'm sorry
00:22:15For what you go through
00:22:16And if you want to take
00:22:19A girl on a date
00:22:19But you don't want to pay
00:22:20If you don't want to pay
00:22:22Tell her before the date
00:22:24That you don't want to pay
00:22:26So you can both
00:22:27Show up
00:22:28With a mustache
00:22:31And then you can split it
00:22:33Like men
00:22:44And that's how I grew up
00:22:46I grew up in Miami
00:22:47In salons
00:22:47And Brazilian waxes
00:22:53And then I went to college
00:22:55In Ohio
00:22:57Yes, yes
00:22:58I guess you could say
00:22:59That I studied abroad
00:23:11And I was shocked
00:23:12When I got to Ohio
00:23:13Because I thought
00:23:14That I was white
00:23:17And then I got to Ohio
00:23:18And they were like
00:23:19Whoa, whoa, whoa
00:23:20There, Chikorito
00:23:23It was a tough time
00:23:24And I am going to talk
00:23:25About white people
00:23:26A little bit tonight
00:23:27And I want to say something
00:23:29Before I get into it
00:23:30I want to say that
00:23:30I know that right now
00:23:31It's a tough time
00:23:33To be white
00:23:36And I want to say
00:23:38Don't be sad
00:23:40You guys had a fantastic run
00:23:47It's okay
00:23:50You know
00:23:51And I know that today
00:23:53A lot of people say
00:23:54White people this
00:23:55And white people that
00:23:56And it's always
00:23:57Something negative
00:23:58And I'm sure that
00:23:59That can affect
00:24:00Your mental health
00:24:05But
00:24:07I want you to know
00:24:09That when people say
00:24:10White people this
00:24:10And white people that
00:24:11We're not talking about
00:24:12All of you
00:24:14No
00:24:15There's a group
00:24:17And I'm sure
00:24:18Some of you are here
00:24:19And you're like
00:24:19Marcelo
00:24:20Am I in the group
00:24:23I want to know
00:24:24If I'm in the group
00:24:25I don't want to be
00:24:26In the group
00:24:28I have a bunch
00:24:28Of Latino friends
00:24:29I'm not in the group
00:24:30Right
00:24:34I mean really
00:24:35Am I in the group
00:24:36Just tell me
00:24:37Because
00:24:37I want to know
00:24:39And I'm going to help you
00:24:40To find out
00:24:41If you're in the group
00:24:41Okay
00:24:42If you are white
00:24:43And when you were little
00:24:45Your mom hit you
00:24:51We accept you
00:24:53We appreciate you
00:24:55And sweet Caroline
00:24:59You see
00:25:00We're cool guys
00:25:02We're cool
00:25:03Now
00:25:04If you are white
00:25:06And you find
00:25:07That a lot of times
00:25:08In your life
00:25:09Someone will say something
00:25:10And you go
00:25:15Then you are
00:25:17Who we are talking about
00:25:20So let's try to enjoy
00:25:22This together
00:25:22How about that
00:25:23I'll tell you this
00:25:25When I went to Ohio
00:25:26My biggest surprise
00:25:27Were the parties
00:25:27You know
00:25:28The way that white guys
00:25:29Party
00:25:30Did shock me a bit
00:25:31Because in Miami
00:25:32When we party
00:25:33It's all about the girls
00:25:34How many girls
00:25:35Are going to be there
00:25:36There can be no guys
00:25:38There can only be girls
00:25:39The party tonight
00:25:40Is going to be
00:25:41700 girls
00:25:42And us four
00:25:46That's how we like to party
00:25:47And in Ohio
00:25:48It's not about the girls
00:25:49At all
00:25:50It's about the beers
00:25:51How many beers
00:25:51Are going to be there
00:25:52If I sell my car
00:25:54How many beers
00:25:54Do you think
00:25:56And I'm like
00:25:58I want to go home
00:26:00I didn't feel right
00:26:01Because in Miami
00:26:03You dance
00:26:03And you have to dance
00:26:05In Miami
00:26:06The music is making you dance
00:26:08You don't have a choice
00:26:09In the matter
00:26:10In Miami
00:26:10It doesn't matter
00:26:11What status you are socially
00:26:13The quarterback
00:26:13Of the football team
00:26:14And the guy that likes chess
00:26:15Are both getting disgusting
00:26:17On the dance floor
00:26:19No matter what
00:26:20No matter where you are
00:26:21You have to
00:26:23And it's not because
00:26:24You want to
00:26:25It's because the music
00:26:25Makes you dance
00:26:27We cannot stop
00:26:28The music is too crazy
00:26:29For you not to dance
00:26:30You're sitting there
00:26:31Standing still
00:26:32And then you hear
00:26:41Look at you
00:26:43You can't stop
00:26:45You're like
00:26:47You have to
00:26:48You just have to
00:26:49And that's what it is
00:26:50The music's playing
00:26:51The guys are dancing
00:26:52And the women are everywhere
00:26:53And they don't want to dance
00:26:55By the way
00:26:56Latina women do not want to dance
00:26:57They are strong
00:26:58Feminist women
00:26:59They're not interested
00:26:59In dancing with any man
00:27:01I don't need any man
00:27:01To talk to me tonight
00:27:02I'm not interested
00:27:03In talking to any man
00:27:03I don't need you to tell me
00:27:05I don't need a man
00:27:05To come up to me
00:27:06And be like
00:27:06Ah you look pretty
00:27:07I know I look pretty papi
00:27:08I don't need you to tell me
00:27:10I don't need you to tell me
00:27:11What I do
00:27:11And who I am
00:27:12And what I need to look like
00:27:12Or anything like that
00:27:14Ah
00:27:14I
00:27:15Oh
00:27:15Oh you look beautiful
00:27:16You look beautiful
00:27:17I don't care what you say papi
00:27:18I work very hard
00:27:19To look beautiful
00:27:19I put a pencil in my eye
00:27:20And I made a clip
00:27:21So don't even talk to me
00:27:25I went through a lot
00:27:26To be here already
00:27:28So no man
00:27:30They're dancing
00:27:31And
00:27:31And they have
00:27:32And they don't want to dance
00:27:33They're a very strong
00:27:34Feminist woman
00:27:35They're not interested
00:27:35In dancing
00:27:36And it's funny
00:27:37Because they have
00:27:37This strong feminist energy
00:27:39But the music
00:27:40The lyrics of the music
00:27:41In Miami
00:27:41Are not feminist at all
00:27:43Are they
00:27:45They are not feminist at all
00:27:46This strong feminist Latina woman
00:27:48Is at this party
00:27:49And then the guy in the song
00:27:51Is like
00:27:51And out of nowhere
00:27:53He goes
00:27:54I grab you
00:27:54I take you to my house
00:27:56You don't have a choice
00:27:57And the women are like
00:28:01I don't have a choice
00:28:15She does all that
00:28:16And then the next day
00:28:17She goes back
00:28:18To her non-profit
00:28:25That's two in the morning
00:28:26In Miami
00:28:26Two in the morning
00:28:27In Cleveland, Ohio
00:28:28It's a totally different story
00:28:31All you hear is
00:28:33Jealousy
00:28:33Turning on my daddy
00:28:36Black
00:28:36Turning on my
00:28:38The girls are nowhere
00:28:40To be found
00:28:42These guys are destroying
00:28:44The house
00:28:45I have never felt
00:28:46Like more of an immigrant
00:28:47In my entire life
00:28:53And it's a sad
00:28:54They're singing sad songs
00:28:56It's the price I pay
00:28:59Like why are you paying a price
00:29:03It doesn't make any sense
00:29:04And we don't do that
00:29:05We don't do Latinos
00:29:06We don't have sad songs like that
00:29:07The saddest song we have
00:29:09Has a happy beat
00:29:10You know
00:29:11The beat is always happy
00:29:14My wife
00:29:14She left me
00:29:15She took the kids
00:29:20I'm homeless
00:29:21I don't have money
00:29:26The beat is so happy
00:29:27You don't even know
00:29:27What's happening
00:29:29This guy's like
00:29:30I'm gonna die
00:29:31In three months
00:29:31And you're like
00:29:35Not even thinking about it
00:29:39But that's how it is
00:29:40We don't do sad
00:29:41We don't do depression
00:29:42You know
00:29:42It's hard for us
00:29:43To do depression
00:29:44The Latinos
00:29:45We don't really have it
00:29:46Like that
00:29:46You know
00:29:46Me and my sister
00:29:47We tried to get depression
00:29:51When we were little
00:29:52We tried to get it
00:29:54We were like
00:29:54Mommy I'm depressed
00:29:55And then she did
00:29:57Like a rap
00:29:59She did like a performance
00:30:02We were like
00:30:03Mommy we're depressed
00:30:04And she was like
00:30:19You're depressed
00:30:27Allow me to reintroduce myself
00:30:33I am your mother
00:30:34And when I was 12 years old
00:30:36I had to leave my country
00:30:37Because the government
00:30:37Took my house
00:30:40And I had to go
00:30:40To the United States
00:30:41By myself
00:30:41And I had to work
00:30:4227 different jobs
00:30:43And I had to go to sleep
00:30:44In a washing machine
00:30:44And wake up in a dryer
00:30:49And I didn't have any friends
00:30:50And I didn't have any money
00:30:50And I didn't have any toys
00:30:51And I didn't have any YouTube
00:30:52And I didn't have any Netflix
00:30:53And I didn't have any Amazon
00:30:53And I didn't have any Hulu
00:30:54And I didn't have any YouTube TV
00:30:55And I didn't have any Toys R Us
00:30:56And I didn't have any Best Buy
00:30:57And I didn't have any Star
00:30:58And I didn't have any anything
00:31:01And then I had to
00:31:02And then I had to learn
00:31:03To speak English
00:31:03And I had to pay my way
00:31:04Through college
00:31:05And while I was doing that
00:31:06I got pregnant
00:31:07With you
00:31:10And you didn't ruin my life
00:31:11But you did
00:31:12It didn't ruin my life
00:31:15And when you were born
00:31:15You were so stupid
00:31:16You didn't even know
00:31:17How to walk
00:31:17I had to teach you
00:31:18How to walk
00:31:19Parce que vous n'avez pas encore neur les mêmes
00:31:21Et puis vous avez vu un peu plus le plus
00:31:23Et j'ai genreeti peu importé
00:31:25Paixer-touch-touch-touch-touch
00:31:39Pet Turns une fois voyait
00:31:47Puisuego dit
00:31:48pick you up and drop you off and pick you up and drop you off
00:31:51so if anybody in this house
00:31:53is going to have depression
00:31:54it's going to be me
00:32:07and that is when I learned
00:32:09that depression is something that you earn
00:32:29you have to deserve it
00:32:32and listen I know that mental health is real
00:32:35you know I'm just telling you my experience
00:32:37which is that I was not allowed to have it
00:32:41okay
00:32:41and I tried to have it
00:32:44I don't know what my life would have been like
00:32:46if I got to have it
00:32:47but I know that not having it
00:32:49kind of helped me in a lot of ways
00:32:50it helped me push through a lot of dark situations
00:32:53you know it wasn't always this nice for me
00:32:55this is a beautiful moment
00:32:56I'm very grateful for you guys
00:32:58and everything that you've done to support me
00:33:00it means the world
00:33:06people sometimes ask me
00:33:07they go Marcelo do you like it
00:33:09do you like to be on Saturday live night
00:33:16and they always go
00:33:17when does it film
00:33:18I'm like
00:33:22it's okay
00:33:24people ask me
00:33:25they go do you like it
00:33:25do you like to tour
00:33:26do you like to do these shows
00:33:27do you like what you're doing
00:33:28and I'm like do I like it
00:33:30I used to be the guy
00:33:31at the top of the slide
00:33:33at a water park
00:33:34I love it
00:33:36it is insane what has happened to me
00:33:44my job used to be
00:33:45to look at a little kid
00:33:46and say wait
00:33:49and a little kid would be like
00:33:51I want to go right now
00:33:55you have to wait
00:33:56I'm so sorry
00:33:57that was my job
00:33:59I had little kids
00:34:00coming up to me
00:34:01and screaming at me
00:34:01you know
00:34:02and I learned a lot at that job
00:34:04I learned about hard work
00:34:06and about you know
00:34:08struggle
00:34:08and about being in the wrong place
00:34:10but having to continue
00:34:11and I also learned
00:34:12that I don't like skinny kids
00:34:14I don't like them
00:34:16I'm sorry
00:34:17I don't like them
00:34:18have you seen them
00:34:18have you seen a skinny kid
00:34:19they're possessed
00:34:21they're like
00:34:29and the blood is pumping too fast
00:34:31in their body
00:34:32and they're crazy
00:34:33skinny kids used to come up
00:34:34to the top of the slide
00:34:34and look me in my eye
00:34:35and be like
00:34:36push me
00:34:39and I'll tell you the truth
00:34:40I wanted to
00:34:42I wasn't allowed
00:34:43but I wanted to
00:34:44I don't like them
00:34:45skinny kids
00:34:45and they'll say random stuff
00:34:46skinny kids will just lie
00:34:47to your face
00:34:48they'll just say a lie
00:34:49a skinny kid will be like
00:34:50I can run faster than a car
00:34:52I'm like
00:34:52no you can't
00:34:53you can't do that
00:34:54nobody can do that
00:34:55that's so stupid
00:34:55why would you even say that
00:34:57skinny kids are insane
00:34:58skinny kids will reveal
00:34:59a family secret
00:35:00don't tell a skinny kid anything
00:35:01a skinny kid will tell everyone
00:35:02a family secret
00:35:03a skinny kid will come up to you
00:35:04and be like
00:35:04my mom takes pills to go to sleep
00:35:12my mom hits my dad
00:35:13and he cries
00:35:17like shut up
00:35:19and I can talk about skinny kids
00:35:21because I was one
00:35:22I might have been
00:35:24one of the skinniest kids
00:35:25of all time
00:35:25and I did some skinny stuff
00:35:30I did
00:35:31the skinniest thing
00:35:31I ever did
00:35:36when I was 10 years old
00:35:37I used to take the bus
00:35:38to school
00:35:38and home from school
00:35:39because my mom worked a lot
00:35:42and I wasn't getting
00:35:43a lot of respect
00:35:44on the bus
00:35:44because I was new
00:35:45on the bus
00:35:45and the bus is like jail
00:35:48whoever is there
00:35:49the longest
00:35:50they have the most respect
00:35:52and I was new
00:35:54on the bus
00:35:54so I didn't get
00:35:55any respect
00:35:56so I decided
00:35:58one day
00:35:59to convince
00:35:59everyone on the bus
00:36:00that my mom
00:36:01lets me smoke cigarettes
00:36:04and they believed me
00:36:06and then
00:36:07when they were like
00:36:07oh that's cool
00:36:08I was like yeah
00:36:09and my dad lets me
00:36:10drink alcohol
00:36:12and they were like
00:36:13whoa that's cool
00:36:14and I'm like yeah
00:36:15and they were like
00:36:15alright well
00:36:16we better enjoy Marcelo
00:36:17because he's gonna die
00:36:18very soon
00:36:21and I was a legend
00:36:22on the bus
00:36:22a legend
00:36:23they thought that
00:36:24I was getting drunk
00:36:24and just smoking cigarettes
00:36:26at 10 years old
00:36:27I was a legend
00:36:28every time I would
00:36:28get on the bus
00:36:29the girls would be like
00:36:30Marcelo
00:36:31and I would be like
00:36:32chill mommy
00:36:32I'm wasted
00:36:37I was a badass
00:36:38on the bus
00:36:39and then after like
00:36:41two or three weeks
00:36:42of being a legend
00:36:43on the bus
00:36:43I got home one day
00:36:44and my home phone rang
00:36:46and I picked up the phone
00:36:49and I swear
00:36:50this lady
00:36:51on the phone goes
00:36:52hi
00:36:53this is Anna
00:36:54from Child Protective Services
00:36:56and I was like
00:36:58what?
00:36:59she was like
00:36:59I'm calling due to a report
00:37:01by your bus driver
00:37:01that your mom
00:37:02lets you smoke cigarettes
00:37:03and your dad
00:37:04lets you drink alcohol
00:37:06we just wanted
00:37:07to let you know
00:37:08that we are in the process
00:37:09of finding you
00:37:10a foster home
00:37:12and I'm like
00:37:13no!
00:37:15they don't even
00:37:15let me drink soda!
00:37:20she goes
00:37:20I understand
00:37:21you're scared
00:37:23but just
00:37:24please let me talk
00:37:25to your mom
00:37:26and I'm like
00:37:27no!
00:37:28find the foster home
00:37:30first!
00:37:38hell no
00:37:40so she obviously
00:37:41so she obviously
00:37:41was like
00:37:41this is very serious
00:37:42let me talk
00:37:42to your mom
00:37:43I'm like
00:37:43okay
00:37:44and so
00:37:45I talked to God
00:37:46for a moment
00:37:49and then I gave
00:37:49the phone to my mom
00:37:51and my mom
00:37:52is like
00:37:52who is it?
00:37:53and I'm like
00:37:53she's gonna take me
00:37:55she's like
00:37:55who?
00:37:56I'm like
00:37:56the one
00:37:58and then my mom
00:37:59is like
00:37:59what?
00:37:59she grabs the phone
00:38:00she starts talking
00:38:01to this lady
00:38:01she gets emotional
00:38:03she goes
00:38:03wow
00:38:04okay
00:38:05alright
00:38:06I will
00:38:06okay
00:38:07I will
00:38:07when she hangs up
00:38:08the phone
00:38:09she tells me
00:38:10that now
00:38:10by law
00:38:11her and my father
00:38:12need to report
00:38:13to child protective services
00:38:16my mom needs
00:38:17to check her nails
00:38:18and her lungs
00:38:19to see if she's
00:38:20an active smoker
00:38:21and my dad
00:38:22has to pee
00:38:23in little cups
00:38:24to see if he's
00:38:25an active drinker
00:38:27yeah
00:38:29yeah
00:38:31that's how skinny
00:38:32I was
00:38:35yeah
00:38:39maybe one of the
00:38:40skinniest of all time
00:38:42and so
00:38:43imagine the guilt
00:38:44that my mom
00:38:45put on me
00:38:45for those two weeks
00:38:46she had to report
00:38:47to child protective services
00:38:48imagine
00:38:48every day
00:38:49have a great day
00:38:50at school Marcelo
00:38:53I'm gonna go
00:38:54to child protective services
00:38:56to see if I can still
00:38:57be your mom
00:39:03I felt so bad
00:39:05I felt so guilty
00:39:06I was paranoid
00:39:07super paranoid
00:39:08I told everyone
00:39:09at school
00:39:09even the teachers
00:39:10that they cannot say
00:39:11anything in front
00:39:12of the bus driver
00:39:13because he is
00:39:14undercover
00:39:14for child protective service
00:39:18I was freaking out
00:39:19I have never been
00:39:20so freaked out
00:39:21in my life
00:39:21and those two weeks
00:39:22felt like an eternity
00:39:23and after those two weeks
00:39:25my parents sat me down
00:39:26we had a conversation
00:39:27and they were like
00:39:29Marcelo
00:39:30your father
00:39:31quit drinking
00:39:32a long time ago
00:39:32I quit smoking
00:39:3315 years ago
00:39:34so obviously
00:39:35we tested negative
00:39:37and you get to
00:39:38stay with us
00:39:39and I was like
00:39:41good job guys
00:39:47and it was one of those
00:39:48that was so bad
00:39:49that they don't have
00:39:51to punish me
00:39:51I punish myself
00:39:53you know
00:39:53they look at me
00:39:55like this
00:39:56and I'm like
00:39:57no yeah
00:39:57I know
00:39:57I know
00:39:58I threw away
00:39:59my TV
00:39:59I threw away
00:40:00my Xbox
00:40:01and I called
00:40:02Disney World
00:40:02and I told them
00:40:03that we're never
00:40:03gonna go back
00:40:04there again
00:40:06and we never
00:40:08talked about it again
00:40:09after I
00:40:09after it happened
00:40:10it was something
00:40:11that was so bad
00:40:12that we never
00:40:13talked about it again
00:40:14it was that bad
00:40:15it was one of those
00:40:16things that you just
00:40:17you let it go
00:40:18the kid learned
00:40:19the lesson
00:40:19you let it go
00:40:20that's how bad it is
00:40:22and we never
00:40:23communicated about it again
00:40:24I never apologized
00:40:24I never asked her
00:40:26what it was like
00:40:26nothing
00:40:27and that was
00:40:28when I was 10
00:40:30when I was 21
00:40:31years old
00:40:32I
00:40:32I was in Ohio
00:40:34and I saw a sign
00:40:36for child protective services
00:40:38inside of a CVS
00:40:40I'll never forget it
00:40:41and I saw the sign
00:40:42and I went
00:40:43wow
00:40:43I have not
00:40:44talked to my mom
00:40:46about our experience
00:40:47I have never asked her
00:40:49what it was like
00:40:50to have such a skinny kid
00:40:51so
00:40:53I decided to call her
00:40:55and apologize
00:40:56so I called my mom
00:40:57and I go
00:40:58mommy
00:40:58do you remember
00:41:00when child protective
00:41:02services
00:41:04almost took me
00:41:05because the bus driver
00:41:07was a double agent
00:41:12and my mom goes
00:41:13I see
00:41:14yes
00:41:15Marcelo
00:41:15I remember
00:41:16and I forgot to tell you
00:41:18that that was my friend
00:41:19Maria
00:41:19that called you
00:41:20that day
00:41:40and I'm glad
00:41:41it's funny
00:41:42to you guys
00:41:42I was so confused
00:41:46I was like
00:41:47what
00:41:48and she was like
00:41:49your sister told me
00:41:50what you said
00:41:51on the bus
00:41:52I was like
00:41:53wow
00:41:53I had no idea
00:41:54she was such an evil
00:41:55little witch
00:41:57my mom was like
00:41:58yeah
00:41:58your sister told me
00:41:59what you said
00:42:00so I was like
00:42:00oh
00:42:00he wants to lie
00:42:01let's see who can lie
00:42:03the best
00:42:06and to this day
00:42:08every year
00:42:09on my birthday
00:42:10this evil woman
00:42:11posts on my
00:42:12Facebook page
00:42:13happy birthday
00:42:14from Anna
00:42:15at Child Protective Services
00:42:26people sometimes
00:42:27they wonder
00:42:28you know
00:42:29they go
00:42:29how Latino is Marcelo
00:42:30he looks like
00:42:31he plays lacrosse
00:42:32and
00:42:34and I'm gonna tell you
00:42:35exactly how Latino
00:42:36I am
00:42:38my mom
00:42:39used to hit me
00:42:40in the women's bathroom
00:42:41at the mall
00:42:50I'm a real veteran
00:42:51dog
00:42:53to a lot of people
00:42:54that was just a bathroom
00:42:56to us
00:42:57it was the Coliseum
00:43:00we lost a lot
00:43:01of great men in there
00:43:04and I never did
00:43:05anything crazy
00:43:05to deserve to go
00:43:06to the Coliseum
00:43:07you know
00:43:07sometimes you'll be
00:43:08at the mall
00:43:08and you see a little kid
00:43:09talking to his mom
00:43:10and he's like
00:43:11I hate you
00:43:12and I wanna go home
00:43:16you know
00:43:17and I'll let you guys
00:43:18decide the race
00:43:19of that child
00:43:23anytime
00:43:23I will see
00:43:24a little kid
00:43:25talking to his mom
00:43:26like that
00:43:26like
00:43:26I hate you
00:43:27and I wanna go home
00:43:28I will go up
00:43:28to my mom
00:43:29and be like
00:43:29you know
00:43:30I would never
00:43:30do that to you
00:43:31right
00:43:35that little boy
00:43:36has crossed the line
00:43:39and I pray
00:43:40that he pays
00:43:40the price
00:43:43that is all
00:43:44your highness
00:43:48oh
00:43:49I would never
00:43:49do something
00:43:50like that
00:43:50to my mom
00:43:50the reason
00:43:51that I would
00:43:51get in trouble
00:43:51is because
00:43:52my mom
00:43:53would notice
00:43:54that I would
00:43:54do like
00:43:54a personality trait
00:43:56that she didn't
00:43:57like
00:43:58you know
00:43:59we get in trouble
00:44:00not for saying
00:44:00something crazy
00:44:00to our mom
00:44:01we don't have
00:44:01the balls
00:44:02to say something
00:44:02crazy to our mom
00:44:03our mom
00:44:04is too scary
00:44:04for us
00:44:05to say something
00:44:05crazy to her
00:44:06we say it
00:44:06in our room
00:44:07behind her back
00:44:08you know
00:44:08in your room
00:44:09you talk to her
00:44:10in an imaginary
00:44:10you go
00:44:11you better not
00:44:12talk to me
00:44:12like that
00:44:12I'll kill you
00:44:13you know
00:44:14and then she goes
00:44:15what was that
00:44:15and you go
00:44:16nothing
00:44:19talking to myself
00:44:22no we get in trouble
00:44:23for going like this
00:44:24where she tells you
00:44:25to do something
00:44:25and you go
00:44:29and sometimes
00:44:30you realize
00:44:30in the moment
00:44:31have you ever done that
00:44:32have you ever realized
00:44:33in the moment
00:44:33what you just did
00:44:34and what your future holds
00:44:38have you ever done that
00:44:39your mom's like
00:44:39take out the trash
00:44:40and you're like
00:44:40oh
00:44:42oh
00:44:42oh
00:44:46no no
00:44:47please
00:44:47please
00:44:48mommy
00:44:48no
00:44:48please
00:44:49I don't even know
00:44:49that guy
00:44:50I don't even know
00:44:50who did that
00:44:52I would never do that
00:44:53to you
00:44:53after everything
00:44:53that you do for me
00:44:54and all the sacrifices
00:44:55that you make
00:44:55and everything
00:44:56that you do
00:44:56to give me a good life
00:44:57I would never do that
00:44:57to you
00:44:59I've been there
00:45:02well what happened
00:45:03to me is
00:45:04is right before
00:45:04we leave the mall
00:45:05we'd be about
00:45:05to leave the mall
00:45:06and right before
00:45:07we leave the mall
00:45:08we'd be at the door
00:45:09of the mall
00:45:09and I can feel
00:45:10the air
00:45:11of the outside
00:45:12and I can't wait
00:45:13to leave the mall
00:45:14because we have been
00:45:15at the mall
00:45:15for 10 hours
00:45:17and we have not
00:45:18bought anything
00:45:19for anybody
00:45:21and I am so ready
00:45:23to leave the mall
00:45:23right when I get
00:45:24to the door
00:45:24my mom goes
00:45:25Marcelo
00:45:26I forgot to go
00:45:26to DSW
00:45:27let's go
00:45:29and I
00:45:30I go like this
00:45:31I go
00:45:35and that's it
00:45:39time to go
00:45:40to the Coliseum
00:45:42breathe incorrectly
00:45:47I am in there
00:45:48and my mom
00:45:49is twisting my ear
00:45:50in a way
00:45:51that is teaching me
00:45:53about anatomy
00:45:55I'm learning
00:45:56about cartilage
00:45:57and how it cannot
00:45:59be destroyed
00:46:01she's twisting my ear
00:46:03I'm like
00:46:03and it's a very
00:46:05Latina environment
00:46:06because the music
00:46:07in the bathroom
00:46:07is
00:46:08come on baby
00:46:08mama baby
00:46:09do that
00:46:09come on baby
00:46:10mama baby
00:46:11any longer
00:46:14I'm getting my ass
00:46:15beat to Gloria Estefan
00:46:19and I look
00:46:21across the bathroom
00:46:22and there's another
00:46:22little Latino kid
00:46:23getting his ass beat
00:46:25and I'm like
00:46:25what'd you do
00:46:26and he's like
00:46:26I didn't do
00:46:27anything
00:46:28and I'm like
00:46:34I don't understand you
00:46:35papa
00:46:35you're gonna have
00:46:35to slow down
00:46:37he's like
00:46:38nothing
00:46:38my mom
00:46:40got me some sneakers
00:46:41and I didn't like them
00:46:49I'm like
00:46:50what did you do
00:46:50when you didn't
00:46:51like the sneakers
00:46:52he's like
00:46:52nothing
00:46:53she showed me
00:46:54the sneakers
00:46:55and I didn't like them
00:46:56and then
00:46:57very quietly
00:46:58to myself
00:46:59I just
00:47:00I went like this
00:47:00like
00:47:06that's suicide
00:47:09you deserve that
00:47:11my boy
00:47:13my mom
00:47:14never hit me hard
00:47:15my mom hit me
00:47:16a lot
00:47:22very different
00:47:24she hit me
00:47:25a lot
00:47:25and
00:47:26she had
00:47:27talks with me
00:47:28she would tell me
00:47:28these little speeches
00:47:29out of nowhere
00:47:30that would make me
00:47:30grateful for
00:47:31what's going on
00:47:32you know
00:47:33out of nowhere
00:47:33on a random day
00:47:34my mom would be like
00:47:35Marcelo
00:47:36what if I told you
00:47:37that everything
00:47:38that you think
00:47:38is yours
00:47:39is mine
00:47:42I'm like
00:47:43what
00:47:43she's like
00:47:44what if I told you
00:47:44that you don't
00:47:45have anything
00:47:45because you don't
00:47:46have a job
00:47:46and you don't
00:47:47have money
00:47:48I'm like
00:47:49what
00:47:49you don't
00:47:49have a job
00:47:50and you don't
00:47:50have money
00:47:50so you have
00:47:51not bought
00:47:51anything
00:47:51I have bought
00:47:52everything for you
00:47:52so you don't
00:47:53have anything
00:47:53nothing that you
00:47:54think is yours
00:47:54is yours
00:47:55everything is mine
00:47:55that's my TV
00:47:56that's my Xbox
00:47:57that's my bed
00:47:57that's my sheets
00:47:58that's my underwear
00:47:58that's my clothes
00:47:59the door is mine
00:48:00the air is mine
00:48:01don't touch the air
00:48:01that's my air
00:48:02don't touch the refrigerator
00:48:03that's my refrigerator
00:48:04nothing is yours
00:48:04and everything is mine
00:48:05do you understand that
00:48:12and I'll be like what she'd be like you don't have anything you don't have anything I have
00:48:17everything you don't have anything you don't work I work I have everything everything is mine
00:48:20nothing is yours and I'm like okay mama I understand and she's like okay happy birthday
00:48:35and when you grow up like that you know when you grow up with that type of upbringing you know
00:48:42American TV and American movies start to become very unbelievable I never understood any of the
00:48:51TV shows I would go home my mom would twist my ear in the bathroom and then I will go
00:48:54home and watch
00:48:55Full House and if you don't know Full House Full House is a show about a white guy that his
00:49:01wife dies
00:49:01and then him and his two friends need to raise three little girls and they call it Full House
00:49:07because that's a lot of people in one house for the whites
00:49:19let's be honest if that was a black Latino or Asian show it will be called
00:49:36every episode of that show used to blow my mind because the daughter would do something crazy
00:49:40she's the daughter the oldest daughter would do something insane out of nowhere she'd be like
00:49:44I'm gonna smoke cigarettes I'll be at my house like don't do that DJ
00:49:50that could be very oh come on DJ don't do that please don't do that
00:49:53I was like my grandma watching a novella please DJ you're gonna die
00:50:01then of course she wouldn't listen to me she will go smoke cigarettes with the girl with the long neck
00:50:07you remember Kimmy and listen I love Kimmy but and she grew into it but back then it was crazy
00:50:16and so they will go smoke cigarettes and then DJ will come home smelling like cigarettes
00:50:20and then Uncle Joey will be in the kitchen and he will smell the cigarettes
00:50:24and he'll be like oh my god I have to go tell Bob Saget about this
00:50:28and he will go tell Bob Saget that's the dad
00:50:31and then Bob Saget will come into the kitchen and be like DJ
00:50:36why does it smell like cigarettes
00:50:39and where were you
00:50:41and I'm not I'm already a little bit pissed off I'm like speak up Bob Saget
00:50:47you know exactly why it smells like cigarettes
00:50:49that little girl disrespected you in your house
00:50:52after everything that you do for her and all the sacrifices that you make
00:50:55and all the money that you spend to give her a good life
00:50:56she has the balls to go behind your back and smoke cigarettes Bob Saget
00:51:03that little girl has crossed the line and today is the day that she pays the prize
00:51:09and of course Bob Saget
00:51:11he she she's just looking at her
00:51:13and she's looking at the camera
00:51:15and the camera goes to DJ and she goes
00:51:19and I'm like don't be scared now
00:51:23you were a big girl when you wanted to smoke cigarettes
00:51:27be a big girl now
00:51:30and then it will go to commercial
00:51:32and I'll be like
00:51:37Bob Saget when we come back from commercial
00:51:39Bob Saget is about to beat the brakes off of this little bitch
00:51:44or at the very least make her smoke the whole pack of cigarettes
00:51:50at least show me something Bob Saget
00:51:54we come back from commercial and DJ's like
00:51:59and then she runs up the stairs
00:52:01and I'm like running makes it worse
00:52:07if you know you know
00:52:10she runs up the stairs
00:52:12and she gets to her door
00:52:13and she goes
00:52:14and she slams the door
00:52:16and I'm like
00:52:23strike two mama
00:52:26now you're really gonna get it
00:52:28and then Bob Saget runs up the stairs
00:52:30and I'm screaming at Bob Saget
00:52:32I'm like take your belt off on the way Bob Saget
00:52:38Bob Saget runs up there
00:52:40he gets to the door
00:52:41and she goes
00:52:42and she locks the door
00:52:46exactly
00:52:49I'm not even upset
00:52:51I'm confused
00:52:51I'm like
00:52:52where did this little girl get a lock
00:52:59she must be paying rent in this house
00:53:04and then Bob Saget gets to the door
00:53:06and he blows my mind
00:53:08Bob Saget gets to the door
00:53:09and he goes
00:53:12and that's when I freak out
00:53:14I'm like
00:53:14you don't have to knock on the door
00:53:15that's your door
00:53:20take the door
00:53:21off the door
00:53:22and hit her with the door
00:53:30and I know that that's not the right thing to do
00:53:32but I was hungry for blood at the time
00:53:37he knocks on the door
00:53:40the little girl goes
00:53:41unlocks the door
00:53:43what a lovely young lady
00:53:44and then Bob Saget walks into that room
00:53:47and again
00:53:49does something that my brain cannot even comprehend
00:53:52I gave him very simple instructions
00:53:55I'm like Bob
00:53:56you don't have to hit her
00:53:56if you don't want to
00:53:57but at least find something that she loves
00:53:59and destroy it
00:54:02that guy walks into this girl's room
00:54:04and he goes
00:54:05DJ
00:54:20why would you go smoke cigarettes?
00:54:25why would you do that DJ?
00:54:26DJ
00:54:28you know not only are you hurting me
00:54:30but
00:54:31you're hurting yourself
00:54:34and she's like
00:54:35I'm sorry dad
00:54:37he's like
00:54:38it's okay DJ
00:54:42I love you very much
00:54:44but today
00:54:46I'm really disappointed
00:54:50and I throw up
00:54:57and then DJ goes
00:54:59so
00:55:00safe to say
00:55:01I can't go to the party on Friday?
00:55:04and I'm like
00:55:05this bitch
00:55:09and Bob Saget goes
00:55:12safe to say
00:55:26when I saw that
00:55:27I wanted to record it
00:55:28and present it to my mom
00:55:31I wanted to put a TV on wheels
00:55:33and go up to my mom
00:55:34and be like
00:55:35hello sharks
00:55:36thank you for having me today
00:55:41I would like to present to you
00:55:42a different method mama
00:55:45and then my mom would be like
00:55:49in my experience
00:55:51the only way that you learn
00:55:52is when I twist your ear
00:55:53or destroy something that you love
00:55:56and for that reason
00:55:58I'm out
00:56:12and I'll be honest
00:56:13when I was watching
00:56:14those shows
00:56:15when I was younger
00:56:16I did want that life
00:56:17I did
00:56:18I wanted that life
00:56:19it seemed nice
00:56:20it seemed safe
00:56:21and
00:56:22I
00:56:23I was jealous
00:56:24you know
00:56:25and now that I've gotten older
00:56:26I have grown
00:56:27you know
00:56:27really proud
00:56:28of the way I grew up
00:56:29I'm proud to have immigrant parents
00:56:31and to be raised by them
00:56:33and
00:56:35you know
00:56:38they made me strong
00:56:39you know
00:56:40they made me strong
00:56:41and they made me powerful
00:56:42and
00:56:42and
00:56:43I
00:56:44I feel like
00:56:45you know
00:56:45one day
00:56:46I want to have kids
00:56:47and I do feel like
00:56:48I kind of want to have a kid
00:56:49that grew up like me
00:56:50you know
00:56:50and I think
00:56:51sometimes
00:56:52when people grow up
00:56:52like I did
00:56:53you know
00:56:54with the fake phone calls
00:56:55and the Coliseum
00:56:58they
00:56:58they say stuff like
00:56:59I'm going to stop the cycle
00:57:01I'm going to stop the cycle
00:57:02of violence
00:57:03and I want to say
00:57:04to you tonight
00:57:05Miami
00:57:05Miami
00:57:05I am going to continue the cycle
00:57:16and
00:57:17you know
00:57:17I think that
00:57:19it's very interesting
00:57:20to grow up
00:57:20the way that we did
00:57:21you know
00:57:21with immigrant parents
00:57:22it is very interesting
00:57:23you know
00:57:24we are
00:57:24not allowed to have
00:57:25mental health issues
00:57:26and
00:57:27I think that
00:57:28that's why we steal the jobs
00:57:32you know
00:57:32who would you rather hire
00:57:34you know
00:57:34Antonio
00:57:35who has no idea
00:57:37that he has any kind
00:57:38of mental health issue
00:57:39or Jake
00:57:40who's going to take
00:57:41a personal day
00:57:51I don't know
00:57:52I don't know
00:57:53I just
00:57:54I've been watching the news now
00:57:55for the first time
00:57:56in my life
00:57:57because
00:57:57they're talking about us
00:57:59and
00:58:00it's crazy
00:58:01every time I turn on the news
00:58:02there's a white lady
00:58:03and she's like
00:58:04the immigrants are coming
00:58:04in here
00:58:05and they're doing crime
00:58:06and I'm like
00:58:10because I grew up
00:58:11around immigrants
00:58:12everybody I grew up with
00:58:12was an immigrant
00:58:13my parents
00:58:14my parents' friends
00:58:15my teachers
00:58:15everybody was an immigrant
00:58:16my soccer coach
00:58:17everyone I ever grew up with
00:58:18was an immigrant
00:58:19and
00:58:20maybe we are doing crime
00:58:21but the biggest crime
00:58:22that we're doing
00:58:23is working illegally
00:58:24which is a pretty
00:58:25solid crime
00:58:34there are a lot of Americans
00:58:35that don't want to work
00:58:36illegally
00:58:37you know
00:58:37so
00:58:38we are filling a void
00:58:40there
00:58:40we're helping out
00:58:41you know
00:58:41and
00:58:42and I just
00:58:43don't like the idea
00:58:44that
00:58:45the immigrants
00:58:46especially the Latino immigrants
00:58:47are scary
00:58:48because I really know
00:58:49about Latino immigrants
00:58:50that's something I know about
00:58:51I don't know about politics
00:58:52I don't know about laws
00:58:53I don't know anything
00:58:53I do know about Latino immigrants
00:58:55because that's who raised me
00:58:56that's who I know
00:58:56and
00:58:57when they get on the news
00:58:58and they go
00:58:58the immigrants are scary
00:59:00white people being like
00:59:01the immigrants are scary
00:59:02I'm like
00:59:02no
00:59:02and don't say that
00:59:04we're not scary
00:59:05and white people
00:59:05are not scared of us
00:59:06have you seen
00:59:07a white person
00:59:08at a resort
00:59:11do they look scared of us
00:59:12when they're like
00:59:18hola
00:59:18como estas
00:59:20they love us
00:59:21they go to a bar
00:59:22they make a joke
00:59:23with a Latino bartender
00:59:24they laugh
00:59:24and then they go
00:59:25that's it Santiago
00:59:26you're coming home
00:59:27with us
00:59:30you love us
00:59:32we're fun
00:59:33you know
00:59:34and I know
00:59:34that there's some people
00:59:35that want the immigrants
00:59:36out of here
00:59:36and there's some people
00:59:36that are sad
00:59:37about the immigrants
00:59:38they're sad about
00:59:38what's happening
00:59:39to the immigrants
00:59:39they're like
00:59:40it's so sad
00:59:41what's happening
00:59:42to the immigrants
00:59:42they're throwing them
00:59:43over the wall
00:59:43and I want to say
00:59:45something right now
00:59:47we'll be back
00:59:48okay
00:59:50we always come back
00:59:54we're smart
00:59:56we're smart
00:59:58what are you gonna do
00:59:59when I get to the border
01:00:00and I say
01:00:01bonjour
01:00:04we'll be fine
01:00:05we're genius
01:00:05we'll be fine
01:00:10it just does bother me
01:00:11a little bit
01:00:12to hear
01:00:12you know
01:00:13white people
01:00:13talking about
01:00:14the Latinos
01:00:14like we're scary
01:00:15we're all scary
01:00:16everybody has scary people
01:00:17but I want to say
01:00:18something to the white people
01:00:19that think that
01:00:20Latino immigrants
01:00:21are scary
01:00:21I want to say
01:00:22that if you're white
01:00:24and you think
01:00:25that Latino immigrants
01:00:26are coming to America
01:00:28to grab a bunch
01:00:29of little kids
01:00:30and put them
01:00:32in a basement
01:00:33no
01:00:35that's your thing
01:00:48we don't do
01:00:49that type of crime
01:00:51we don't like
01:00:52our own kids
01:00:52why would we
01:00:54grab random kids
01:00:56that's not interesting
01:00:56to us
01:00:57we don't do
01:00:58that type of crime
01:00:59and I know
01:01:00I know I'm getting
01:01:00really aggressive
01:01:01with white people
01:01:02right now
01:01:02but I can say it
01:01:04okay
01:01:04because I have
01:01:04a lot of white friends
01:01:10and they love me
01:01:12they're cool with it
01:01:13so be cool
01:01:14okay
01:01:15we're all flawed people
01:01:16and my big message
01:01:18is to remember this
01:01:19white people
01:01:20when you are judging
01:01:20the Latino immigrants
01:01:21remember this
01:01:22remember that
01:01:23Latinos do fun
01:01:25exciting crimes
01:01:26what's a Latino crime
01:01:28be racist for a moment
01:01:29what's a Latino crime
01:01:30I'm driving the plane
01:01:31and it has a little bit
01:01:32of cocaine
01:01:33that's a fun crime
01:01:35that's a fun
01:01:36exciting crime
01:01:37we're in the air
01:01:39it's fun
01:01:41so let's remember this
01:01:43when we judge
01:01:44and when we put
01:01:46blanket statements
01:01:47on the Latino immigrants
01:01:48remember that
01:01:49remember that
01:01:50Latino immigrants
01:01:51do fun
01:01:52exciting crimes
01:01:53that belong
01:01:54in movies
01:01:57and white people
01:01:59do creepy crimes
01:02:02from documentaries
01:02:06Miami
01:02:13thank you thank you thank you thank you
01:02:15thank you
01:02:17I'm so happy to be home
01:02:18thank you for coming out tonight
01:02:20thank you for supporting me always
01:02:22this is where it's started
01:02:24y a lo latino los quiero
01:02:26los amo
01:02:27gracias por apoyarme
01:02:29se le quiere mucho
01:02:31buenas noches señores
01:02:32gracias
01:02:32gracias
01:02:32gracias
01:02:35C'est parti !
01:03:07C'est parti !
01:03:43C'est parti !
01:04:03C'est parti !
01:04:05C'est parti !
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