00:00hi guys it's Lita so um I just got back from California I'm in Portland now but
00:06I wanted to talk about something that happened while in California I went to a
00:15tattoo shop on Friday the 13th because tattoo shops normally have a like you
00:22know Friday the 13th tattoo thing where you can get like a 2x2 inch tattoo for
00:26$13 so I mean of course I'm gonna go I ended up getting a crystal anyway I went
00:32with my friend Taylor and Kat friends we were out there standing for about three
00:38hours three and a half there are a lot of people who want to get $13 tattoos so we
00:44were like on this queue really really anyway so we finally left around almost
00:50midnight we're all happy that we got our new tattoos and stuff but we're all
00:54really really hungry so we drive to the only place that's open for sure at this
01:01time of day which would be Denny's if you don't know what Denny's is or if you have
01:07never actually experienced Denny's in the middle of the night if you can just
01:14think of a diner that is working as like a giant magnet for drunk people yes
01:23because everyone tends to go to Denny's after they go to the bar and stuff
01:27because they're like hungry and it's the only place that's open so anyway we go to
01:31Denny's it's probably about 1230 by the time we get there so we sit down we have
01:37our food and stuff everything's fine so when our food comes my friend ordered
01:41pancakes that's just like a thing that Denny's has is pancakes except they brought
01:49okay they brought the syrup like the waitress brought the syrup in a really
01:59weird bottle I've never seen syrup in a bottle like this it was like a really
02:05tall square like four-sided cylinder it was like about like a square bottle you
02:12know then it had a silver like thin neck at the top so it looked like this like
02:19like a it looked like a vinegar bottle so I was like you know eating my veggie
02:25skillet whatever and then I looked over at my friend and she was pouring this on
02:32her pancakes and I thought it was vinegar I thought it was I literally was like oh
02:38my god why is she pouring vinegar on her pancakes because that is just disgusting
02:42and that's like she was just doing it so casually like look there was nothing
02:48weird about putting vinegar on pancakes and then I realized about like five
02:52seconds after staring at her that it was syrup in a weird bottle and so that
02:58whole thing happened where like you start laughing really hard and you can't
03:02explain to people why you're laughing because you're laughing too hard and you
03:08just can't speak I like throw my fork and slam my head down on the table
03:12because it's just so funny to me that I thought that she was putting vinegar on
03:17her pancakes my friends are like what's wrong with you what happened what
03:23happened none of us even said anything I'm over there laughing so hard that I
03:27can't move and it's not even making sound anymore people are starting to stare
03:34and then the worst part happens I like I laughed so hard that my eyes started
03:39watering so like laughing so hard that I cried when my eyes started watering my
03:46like brain was kind of like here how about you have all these emotions and so
03:53like I started like actually crying like it went from laughing so hard that my eyes
04:00water I just started like and like it was so bad because I genuinely was like
04:07about to break down into tears and start bawling and my friends were like giggling
04:12and asking me what was wrong and so I had to like stop myself from laughing
04:17further because I would have just ended up crying like full on crying because it's
04:25like I don't know why but apparently like if I express any one emotion way too
04:30strongly apparently all of my emotions just come out like apparently this wall
04:36that I've built inside myself to keep myself from like emotionally breaking down
04:42apparently if I let let any emotion past that wall all of them come out and so I
04:50was sitting there crying at Denny's for literally no reason like no reason
04:57whatsoever and I couldn't explain to them what was wrong I had I was like
05:01literally in the corner just like burying my face and my hands over vinegar
05:10which wasn't even vinegar it was syrup so there was nothing like wrong with it
05:14or anything there was really no point for me to laugh in the first place
05:18but I did anyway and now I'm sitting here in a booth at Denny's at like one in the
05:24morning crying
05:28like apparently my psyche just loves to mess with me
05:31I feel like I have just like so much pent-up that my brain was just here you
05:38go here's all that misery right now haha you're vulnerable and I just cried so
05:43that's my story about me crying at Denny's it was really embarrassing and
05:46then like I had to explain to my friends that I was laughing and crying
05:53simply because vinegar syrup pancakes yeah so that's kind of shit that you see in
06:00Denny's by the way I was completely sober 100% I promise you if I wasn't
06:05sober I would have told you it was pretty much just like my mental fragility that
06:13was just to hit me all at once so yeah that's the story of how I cried at Denny's
06:19I hope you guys enjoyed it because it's it was a pretty ridiculous experience and
06:24it was the first time that I ended up being the weird person at Denny's if
06:31you've ever cried at Denny's let me know because I don't want to feel alone
06:36anymore haha okay I love you guys and I will see you again soon okay remember to
06:42smell and have a beautiful day bye ow my finger snapped
06:46bye
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