00:00Hi guys, so this is like my I think like fourth or fifth attempt at using my new camera
00:05Oh, also it has really really good quality. So I apologize about the two enormous pimples on my face
00:12It happens other than that. It's pretty much um
00:17Like it's it's pretty much full now. Nothing is really
00:21orange yet, but
00:24It definitely feels like it there have been
00:27Quite a few spiders inside especially like within close proximity of me, which which isn't
00:36Ideal and there's also a caterpillar. Do you want to see him? Also, I'm wearing jammy pants. Anyway, okay caterpillar.
00:43So
00:44We have this caterpillar over here
00:46Look at him
00:48What a specimen he is. I don't really want to touch him because
00:56As far as I'm
00:58What the hell? As far as I'm aware, I am definitely allergic to their hair. I get really itchy and
01:06it hurts
01:08any time I touch a caterpillar
01:10especially those like
01:12Little black ones that look like tiny
01:15prickly black sausages. They
01:18They're like Lita, Bane
01:21I can't touch those. I'm also allergic to tarantulas
01:23Fun fact. I definitely had a tarantula when I was a kid, which is really weird because I'm
01:28uh
01:29Terrified of spiders, but her name was Rosie
01:32Because she was like a rosy-haired tarantula. So I took her home
01:36The next day I tried to hold her and first off it was terrifying. I also had a huge allergic
01:41reaction
01:42to her
01:43Um, to her like little bristles
01:46Had it on my hands
01:47And it wasn't like an immediate reaction. So I like touched my face
01:52Um, like the corners of my mouth and like my eye and stuff
01:55And then like an hour later, I had a huge reaction to it
01:58I was like swelling up left and right all over the place. So anytime that I
02:05Wanted to try and hold her I would have to wear these like gigantic yellow kitchen gloves
02:09And I also took her to school
02:12One day to like show her as show-and-tell
02:15She was like that big or something and like a spider
02:19Like a bunch of fourth graders are not gonna be totally fond of that probably
02:22I had the tarantula like on my shirt
02:25And then she called on my back and then she fell off of my back onto the ground
02:30And my teacher literally got on the desk
02:32All of the kids bolted out of the room and it was just havoc
02:37Because it was just like a tarantula on the floor and I was responsible
02:41So that's my tarantula story. I also had like
02:45I'm pretty sure it was one of the fish from Animal Crossing
02:47It was like big first of all
02:49It was like a foot long or something and it had like spikes on its back
02:53She was pretty cool
02:55My mom told her or told me it was prehistoric
02:57So I had this like obsession with the Loch Ness Monster
03:01At the time
03:02And so the fact that I had like a prehistoric fish was pretty much the coolest
03:06Thing that could ever happen to me
03:08And so one day I decided to try and like touch her
03:11The spikes on her back
03:14Like raised
03:16And um punctured my
03:18Soft baby skin
03:19That was terrible
03:20That hurt like hell
03:21And I bled
03:23I shed blood
03:25I've had like a huge array of like weird animals
03:27Now I just have cats
03:29Um
03:30Which is fine
03:31But I've definitely had like my share of snakes
03:34Um
03:35Rats
03:35I freaking love rats
03:36Love them always
03:38I'm allergic to bunnies
03:39So I had one bunny when I was
03:43Really young
03:43His name was Pepper
03:45Oh I definitely had a chameleon
03:46And I've already told you guys about the chameleon
03:48Like a couple years ago
03:49He was just evil
03:50His name was Chris
03:51Yeah I've done nothing but talk about pets this whole time
03:53I don't even like remember
03:55What I was even gonna try and talk about
03:59Um
03:59And it's also disgusting
04:01Did you guys know that
04:02Let me see if I can find one
04:04Probably not
04:07Good
04:07There's none in the yard
04:09Ah
04:09That makes me happy
04:11They make like a
04:13Like a web
04:15And it looks like a
04:18It's
04:19It's god awful
04:20Let me see if I can try and find one
04:22They definitely
04:23Wait there's one
04:24It's small
04:26Well that's like one really weird thing that nature does
04:30Um
04:31Is caterpillars make webs
04:33Okay most of them are like
04:35That one was small
04:36Most of them are like the size of my torso
04:38They're like people sized
04:40Like there could be a person
04:43In
04:43In the web
04:44The caterpillars on the east coast are evil
04:47Pretty much
04:47So
04:48God and like you can see them like moving around
04:51In the web
04:54Oh it's disgraceful
04:55Actually
04:58Yeah
04:59Yeah caterpillars are just weird I guess
05:01Gosh it's so pretty out here
05:04There's like these little white flowers
05:07Let me see if I can show you
05:10Boop
05:10Ah
05:10There's like an aphid
05:12Get out of here
05:13Okay whenever I like watch
05:14Lord of the Rings
05:15Or like play a
05:16What the hell
05:17I'm always like man
05:18I wish I could just like live in nature
05:20And I wish I could live in the shire
05:22And then I think about the fact that I
05:23There would be so
05:24Many spiders
05:26If okay if there was like no bugs in that universe
05:30A plus
05:30I've laid down in this
05:32Grass
05:33This grass
05:33Like this particular grass
05:35I coincidentally
05:37Later that night
05:38Had a
05:39Spider bite
05:40On my leg
05:41It makes me wanna cry
05:42That means that there was a spider on me
05:44And that it put its filthy little mouth
05:46On my skin
05:48Okay
05:49I'm getting like bitten
05:50Literally as I'm
05:51Standing out here
05:53So I'm probably gonna go outside
05:55There's a bird screaming
05:57I love you guys
05:57And thank you for watching
05:59We need to talk about like animals
06:01For like 20 minutes
06:02I love you guys
06:03And I will see you again soon
06:05And remember to smile
06:06Okay?
06:07Bye!
06:09I still don't know where the button is on this
06:12It's okay
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