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00:01Happy birthday to you!
00:07Sniper!
00:09Get down!
00:15Harmony!
00:17You okay?
00:19Can you get off me? Who are you?
00:29The guy who just saved your life?
00:37What, by body slamming me? You're lucky you didn't break my neck.
00:41You're lucky you didn't get shot.
00:44They were obviously after my dad, not me. Who even let you in here?
00:49Happy birthday, honey.
00:51This is William, your new bodyguard.
00:57William here, he's trained in firearms, surveillance, emergency medical, even hostage negotiation.
01:03Why do I need a bodyguard?
01:05You're the diplomat who keeps pissing off warlords, not me.
01:08These people will stop at nothing to get to me. You're not safe anymore.
01:13We're going with Plan B.
01:15Wait, what's Plan B?
01:17She's obviously a handful. You're gonna need to stay on top of her.
01:21Hello? Can you stop talking about me like I'm not here?
01:24Harmony, while I'm overseas for the next few months, you are going to be moved to a safe house out
01:29of state.
01:30No, Dad, you said we wouldn't have to move around anymore.
01:34Look, this is not up for discussion.
01:36You're gonna finish your senior year at a new school under a secret identity, Sarah Jones.
01:42And don't worry. She's got the same perfect 4.0 as you do.
01:46William here's gonna be going with you.
01:48As what? My stalker?
01:51As a fellow student.
01:53We're lucky the security firm had someone so young.
01:56They'll be staying at the house with you, keeping you safe 24-7.
02:01I'll pack you things.
02:07For 18 years, I've been perfect.
02:09I don't drink, smoke, party, never even had as much as a first date. None of it mattered.
02:19I think your dad's just trying to protect you.
02:21You could actually show a little gratitude, you know?
02:26William, was it?
02:28Yeah, around here, we don't ask the help for advice.
02:35Listen, Princess, the help is the only thing standing between you and a tragic young death.
02:44So cut the attitude.
03:15Hey.
03:27Damn, do you mind?
03:30Well, I'm just getting into my logger.
03:36By the way, no dating was rule number one, according to your father.
03:41Yeah, I don't know who taught you sex ed, but smiling at someone isn't gonna get me pregnant.
03:49Where's the necklace I got you?
03:53You mean this chuggy gold locket that's obviously a tracking device?
03:57Yeah, I'm not wearing that.
03:59That's for emergencies.
04:01If you press the locket, the whole goddamn cavalry will come running.
04:04Yeah, you follow me around enough as it is, thanks.
04:09At least I know there's one place you can't follow me.
04:14I'm gonna need you to wear it.
04:15Leave me alone!
04:30Hey.
04:32You want a bump?
04:35Uh, no.
04:37Thanks.
04:37Like I said, I usually save my hard drugs for after 5 p.m.
04:42So...
04:43You're funny.
04:46Someone's in here!
04:49Ugh.
04:50That girl janitor.
04:55What's with the, uh, good girl outfit?
04:58Uh, uh, my dad still thinks I'm 8 years old.
05:04Treats me like it too.
05:06Oh.
05:07Well, you are in luck.
05:10Because I love aiding in a little teenage rebellion.
05:17Someone's in here!
05:19You are!
05:34There.
05:36Now you're one of us.
05:43More than a typical slap, taking date, no slap, blue hair, no slap, blue butt.
05:48Harmony, you're taking too long, I'm coming in.
05:53Uh, hello, perv.
05:55Girls bathroom?
05:57Oh my god.
06:00You know him?
06:02Is this your boyfriend?
06:03No, he, he's just some guy my dad hired.
06:07To do what? Follow you around?
06:12Are you someone important?
06:15I'm her tutor.
06:17Yeah, and she has a really important paper due tomorrow.
06:19We're supposed to be in the library.
06:22Awesome.
06:25Harmony, that's, that's your name, right?
06:27Yeah, it is!
06:29Uh, Harmony Jones.
06:30Cool. What's your number?
06:33We should hang out tonight.
06:34I'd love that.
06:40Whoa.
06:41Okay, Harmony.
06:43What's this about?
06:45It's my dad, again.
06:47He always makes me carry cash because we travel around so much.
06:51Uh, we're really big on vacations.
06:55Mmm.
06:56That must be nice.
06:57Um, well.
06:59I have a feeling that we are gonna have a lot of fun together.
07:05I'll text you the address.
07:07Ten o'clock.
07:08Tonight.
07:09Cool.
07:10Yeah.
07:13What are you doing?
07:16Are you trying to get yourself caught and make yourself a target?
07:25What are you wearing?
07:30Look, I know you're supposed to be keeping an eye on me, but right now yours are looking in all
07:34the wrong places.
07:37You shouldn't be drawing so much attention to yourself.
07:39It seems like the only point of attention I'm drawing is yours.
07:45Listen, I've wanted this for my entire life, okay?
07:48I've been training in hand-to-hand combat since I was ten years old.
07:51I didn't work my ass off to graduate early and get this assignment to blow it on you.
07:56You understand that?
07:57Says the guy who took all of four seconds to use my real name.
08:01Well, I could just call you by your code name.
08:04Princess.
08:06Don't call me that.
08:08Yeah?
08:11You gonna behave yourself?
08:15What, are you calling me a bad girl?
08:18Do you, um...
08:23Do you want me to treat you like a bad girl?
08:32School's over. I'm taking you home.
08:36What, do I have a curfew now?
08:38You're not gonna need one of those. You're not going out.
08:41You can't do that.
08:42No?
08:44You can't do that, princess.
08:47Oh, take me far away past these mediocre days.
08:51I need to stop this burn.
08:54Say, can you help me unlearn?
09:01These rodeos got me feeling like a soul.
09:05So, I should go before I'm a, oh, no.
09:12Cause rodeos got me looking like a bad, bad girl.
09:19I should go before I'm a, oh, no.
09:29Forbidden fruit is not always right.
09:33But yeah.
09:34Make a way for change.
09:36Make a way for change.
09:39Oh, shitty shitty train.
09:40I know for certain I'm insane.
09:42Nothing can live here.
10:07Oh, fuck!
10:10Fuck.
10:11William?
10:12William?
10:13Where do you think you're going?
10:15Trying to be a normal teenager.
10:17You're gonna go hang out with those girls again, aren't you?
10:19I'm trying to make friends.
10:22They're bad news, Harmony.
10:23God, can you just not be a narc for, like, five seconds?
10:26I know trouble when I see you.
10:30Look, you actually managed to draw blood.
10:33Ha.
10:35Teaches you not to mess with me.
10:37Hmm.
10:39I need you to start behaving like a good girl, Harmony.
10:49If my father knew the way you were touching me right now...
10:52He'd thank me for doing my job.
10:55Is that what this is?
10:56Your job?
10:57Feels a little handsy for me, even for a bodyguard.
11:00Desperate times call for desperate measures.
11:04Is that what you are, William?
11:07Desperate?
11:18What's up?
11:25What's up?
11:26What's this?
11:26Mine?
11:27No, give it to me!
11:29No!
11:31Give it to me!
11:32No!
11:33No!
11:33Let me go, come on!
11:34No!
11:34Let me see it.
11:35No!
11:36No!
11:36No, you sure?
11:36Come on.
11:37No.
11:40Woo!
11:44Ugh, fine, go ahead read it.
11:49The Bad Girls Bucket List.
11:52Oh.
11:54Smoke weed, skinny dip, do a senior prank, get drunk at prom.
12:06What is this?
12:08It's exactly what it looks like.
12:10A to-do list for terrible life choices?
12:14I've spent my entire life making the right choices.
12:17When everyone else was sneaking out and having fun,
12:20I was following the rules.
12:22And look where that got me.
12:23Jailed and surveilled like some criminal.
12:26You're not in jail.
12:33Okay, I don't want you to feel like a prisoner.
12:37And some of these are actually pretty tame, you know?
12:39Even I don't mind them.
12:41That mean you'll let me do it?
12:44I didn't say that, but I could help you do a few, like, safely.
12:50That kind of defeats the whole bad girl part of the list.
12:54Yeah, definitely won't help you do anything illegal.
13:00So, what will you help me with then?
13:04Number eight?
13:05Number eight, all right.
13:06Have my first kiss.
13:19Absolutely not.
13:23So what?
13:24You're just gonna stand there and watch while some other guy kisses me?
13:29No, I'm not gonna let some punk kid be your first kiss.
13:32Well, that just leaves you then.
13:42Harmony?
13:46No.
13:49What about number nine?
13:51Have my first everything?
13:54I know what you're trying to do.
13:57You want to keep me safe, right?
14:00You're trying to get me fired.
14:03Will you?
14:04I would never.
14:11Enough.
14:14We can't do this.
14:16I'm-
14:16I'm your bodyguard.
14:24If you want to be treated like an adult, stop acting like a child.
14:33Get out.
14:34Ah.
14:55Harmony.
14:57Hi.
14:57Hey. We missed you last night. You should come sit with us. But not the super senior. No one invited
15:05you. Well, come.
15:10Keep a low profile.
15:13You're the one making things weird.
15:21Hey.
15:24Hey.
15:29Emily warned me you're my type.
15:34Why was it a warning?
15:36Well, she knows I can get a little...
15:40intense when I see what I want.
15:44I like intense.
15:47Yeah.
15:50Let's meet up, then.
15:54Tonight.
15:56Tonight?
15:57Mm-hmm.
15:58It's a school night.
16:03You're always such a good girl.
16:10Maybe you can teach me how to be bad.
16:24I'd love to.
16:30What the fuck, bro?
16:32We got a problem, bro?
16:34Yeah, we do.
16:35New guy.
16:36Who do you think you are?
16:38You just said it, I'm the new guy.
16:40So stay away from the new girl.
16:42Frank, no, wait, stop!
16:50You're supposed to be protecting me.
16:53You're supposed to be protecting me, not cock-blocking me.
16:54I am protecting you from dickheads who only want one thing.
17:00You were very clear last night.
17:03You were very clear last night.
17:03You're my bodyguard, not my boyfriend, so you don't get to be jealous.
17:06I'm not jealous.
17:08I just want what's best for you.
17:11And what do you think is best for me, William?
17:14You?
17:19I'm your bodyguard.
17:21All I want is to protect you.
17:24Is that really all you want?
17:32happy birthday to you!
17:39Sniper!
17:40Get down!
17:46Harmony!
17:49You okay?
17:50Can you get off me?
17:52Who are you?
18:00The guy who just saved your life?
18:08What, by body slamming me?
18:10You're lucky you didn't break my neck.
18:12You're lucky you didn't get shot.
18:15They were obviously after my dad, not me.
18:18Who even let you in here?
18:20Happy birthday, honey.
18:22This is William.
18:23Your new bodyguard.
18:28William here, he's trained in firearms, surveillance, emergency medical, even hostage negotiation.
18:34Why do I need a bodyguard?
18:36You're the diplomat who keeps pissing off Warlord, it's not me.
18:39These people will stop at nothing to get to me.
18:42You're not safe anymore.
18:44I'm going with Plan B.
18:46Wait, what's Plan B?
18:48She's obviously a handful.
18:50You're going to need to stay on top of her.
18:52Hello?
18:53Can you stop talking about me like I'm not here?
18:55Harmony, while I'm overseas for the next few months, you are going to be moved to a safe house out
19:00of state.
19:02No, Tad, you said we wouldn't have to move around anymore.
19:05Look, this is not up for discussion.
19:07You're going to finish your senior year at a new school under a secret identity, Sarah Jones.
19:13And don't worry, she's got the same perfect 4.0 as you do.
19:17William here is going to be going with you.
19:19As what?
19:20My stalker?
19:22As a fellow student.
19:24We're lucky the security firm had someone so young.
19:27We'll be staying at the house with you, keeping you safe 24-7.
19:32I'll pack you things.
19:37For 18 years, I've been perfect.
19:40I don't drink, smoke, party, never even had as much as a first date.
19:45None of it mattered.
19:49I think your dad's just trying to protect you.
19:52You could actually show a little gratitude, you know?
19:57William, was it?
19:59Yeah, around here, we don't ask the help for advice.
20:06Listen, princess, the help is the only thing standing between you and a tragic young death.
20:15So cut the attitude.
20:24I can see you next time.
20:27Bye, bye, bye.
20:28Bye, bye, bye.
20:29Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye.
20:40Bye, bye, bye, bye.
20:45Bye, bye, bye, bye.
20:47Hey.
20:57Sam, do you mind?
21:01I'm just getting into my logger.
21:07By the way, no dating was rule number one, according to your father.
21:12Yeah, I don't know who taught you sex ed, but smiling at someone isn't gonna get me pregnant.
21:20Where's the necklace I got you?
21:24You mean this chuggy gold locket that's obviously a tracking device? Yeah, I'm not wearing that.
21:30That's for emergencies. You press the locket, the whole goddamn cavalry will come running.
21:35Yeah, you follow me around enough as it is, thanks.
21:39At least I know there's one place you can't follow me.
21:44I'm gonna need you to wear it.
21:46Leave me alone!
22:03You want a bone?
22:05You want a bone?
22:05You want a bone?
22:05You want a bone?
22:06Uh, no.
22:07Thanks.
22:09I usually save my hard drugs for after 5pm.
22:13You're funny.
22:17Someone's in here!
22:21Aggro janitor.
22:26What's with the, uh, good girl outfit?
22:29Uh, uh, my dad still thinks I'm 8 years old.
22:35Treats me like it too.
22:37Oh.
22:38Well, you are in luck.
22:41Because I love aiding in a little teenage rebellion.
22:48Someone's in here!
23:05There.
23:06Now you're one of us.
23:14More than a typical slap, taking date, non-stop blue hair, non-stop blue butt.
23:19Harmony, you're taking too long. I'm coming in.
23:24Uh, hello, perv.
23:26Girls bathroom?
23:28Oh my god.
23:31You know him?
23:33Is this your boyfriend?
23:35No, he, he's just some guy my dad hired.
23:38To do what? Follow you around?
23:43Are you someone important?
23:46I'm her tutor.
23:48Yeah, and she has a really important paper due tomorrow.
23:50We're supposed to be in the library.
23:53Awesome.
23:56Harmony, that's, that's your name, right?
23:58Yeah, it is.
23:59Uh, Harmony Jones.
24:01Cool.
24:02What's your number?
24:03We should hang out tonight.
24:05I'd love that.
24:10Whoa.
24:11Okay, Harmony.
24:14What's this about?
24:15It's my dad, again.
24:18He always makes me carry cash because we travel around so much.
24:22Uh, we're really big on vacations.
24:25Mmm.
24:27That must be nice.
24:29Um, well.
24:30I have a feeling that we are gonna have a lot of fun together.
24:36I'll text you the address.
24:38Ten o'clock.
24:39Tonight.
24:40Cool.
24:41Yeah.
24:44What are you doing?
24:46Are you trying to get yourself caught and make yourself a target?
24:56What are you wearing?
25:01Look, I know you're supposed to be keeping an eye on me, but right now yours are looking in all
25:05the wrong places.
25:07You shouldn't be drawing so much attention to yourself.
25:10It seems like the only one's attention I'm drawing is yours.
25:16Listen, I've wanted this for my entire life, okay?
25:18I've been training in hand-to-hand combat since I was ten years old.
25:21I didn't work my ass off to graduate early and get this assignment to blow it on you.
25:27You understand that?
25:28Says the guy who took all of four seconds to use my real name.
25:32Well, I could just call you by your code name.
25:34Princess.
25:36Don't call me that.
25:39Yeah?
25:41You gonna behave yourself?
25:45What, are you calling me a bad girl?
25:49Do you, um...
25:54Do you want me to treat you like a bad girl?
26:03School's over. I'm taking you home.
26:07What, do I have a curfew now?
26:09You're not gonna need one of those. You're not going out.
26:12You can't do that.
26:13No?
26:15You can't do that, princess.
26:18Oh, take me far away past these mediocre days.
26:21I need to stop this burn.
26:25Say, can you help me unlearn?
26:32This rodeo's got me feeling like a soul.
26:35So, I should go before I'm a, oh, no.
26:43Cause, rodeo's got me looking like a bad, bad girl.
26:50I should go before I'm a, oh, no.
27:00Forbidden fruit.
27:02It's not always right.
27:04Make a way for change.
27:07Make a way for change.
27:09Oh, shitty shitty train.
27:11I know for certain I'm insane.
27:13Nothing can live here.
27:29Forbidden fruit.
27:38Oh, fuck!
27:41Fuck!
27:42William?
27:44Where do you think you're going?
27:46Trying to be a normal teenager.
27:48You're gonna go hang out with those girls again, aren't you?
27:50I'm trying to make friends.
27:53They're bad news, Harmony.
27:54God, can you just not be a narc for like five seconds?
27:57I know trouble when I see you.
28:00Look, you actually managed to draw blood.
28:03Ha.
28:05Teaches you not to mess with me.
28:08Hmm.
28:10I need you to start behaving like a good girl, Harmony.
28:20If my father knew the way you were touching me right now...
28:23He'd thank me for doing my job.
28:25Is that what this is?
28:27Your job?
28:28Feels a little handsy for me, even for a bodyguard.
28:31Desperate times call for desperate measures.
28:35Is that what you are, William?
28:37Desperate?
28:49What's up?
28:57Mine?
28:58No!
28:59Give it to me!
29:03No!
29:03Let me get it.
29:04Come on.
29:05Let me see it.
29:06No!
29:07No!
29:07Are you sure?
29:07Come on.
29:08No!
29:08Let me see it.
29:13Oh, fine.
29:16Go ahead.
29:17Read it.
29:20The bad girl's bucket list.
29:23The bad girl's bucket list.
29:24Ooh.
29:24Smoke weed.
29:26Skinny dip.
29:27Do a senior prank.
29:29Get drunk at prom.
29:37What is this?
29:39It's exactly what it looks like.
29:41A to-do list for terrible life choices.
29:45I've spent my entire life making the right choices.
29:48When everyone else was sneaking out and having fun, I was following the rules.
29:52And look where that got me.
29:54Jailed and surveilled like some criminal.
29:57You're not in jail.
30:04Okay?
30:05I don't want you to feel like a prisoner.
30:07And some of these are actually pretty tame.
30:09You know?
30:10Even I don't mind them.
30:12That mean you'll let me do it?
30:15I didn't say that, but I could help you do a few.
30:18Like, safely.
30:21That kind of defeats the whole bad girl part of the list.
30:25Yeah, definitely won't help you do anything illegal.
30:30So...
30:30What will you help me with then?
30:35Number eight?
30:35Number eight.
30:36Have my first kiss.
30:49Absolutely not.
30:54So what?
30:55You're just gonna stand there and watch while some other guy kisses me?
31:00No, I'm not gonna let some punk kid be your first kiss.
31:03Well, that just leaves you then.
31:13Pardon me.
31:17No.
31:20What about number nine?
31:21Have my first everything.
31:25I know what you're trying to do.
31:28You want to keep me safe, right?
31:31You're trying to get me fired.
31:34Will you?
31:35I would never.
31:42Enough.
31:45We can't do this.
31:46So...
31:47I'm your bodyguard.
31:55If you want to be treated like an adult, stop acting like a child.
32:04I'm your bodyguard.
32:04I'm your bodyguard.
32:04Get out.
32:04No.
32:27Harmony, hi, we missed you last night, you should come sit with us, but not the super senior, no one
32:35invited you.
32:39Welcome. Keep a low profile. You're the one making things weird.
32:52Hey. Hi. Emily warned me you're my type.
33:05Why was it a warning? Well, she knows I can get a little intense when I see what I want.
33:14I like intense. Yeah? Let's meet up then. Tonight.
33:24Tonight. Tonight? It's a school night.
33:33You always such a good girl.
33:41Maybe you can teach me how to be bad.
33:54I'd love to.
34:00What the fuck, bro?
34:03We got a problem, bro?
34:05Yeah, we do, new guy. Who do you think you are?
34:09You just said it, I'm the new guy. So stay away from the new girl.
34:16You're supposed to be protecting me, not cock blocking me.
34:25I am protecting you from dickheads who only want one thing.
34:31You were very clear last night. You're my bodyguard, not my boyfriend, so you don't get to be jealous.
34:37I'm not jealous. I just want what's best for you.
34:42And what do you think is best for me, William? You?
34:49I'm your bodyguard. All I want is to protect you.
34:54Is that really all you want?
35:03Happy birthday to you!
35:09Sniper! Get down!
35:17Harmony!
35:20You okay?
35:21Can you get off me? Who are you?
35:31The guy who just saved your life?
35:39What, by body slamming me? You're lucky you didn't break my neck.
35:43You're lucky you didn't get shot.
35:46They were obviously after my dad, not me.
35:49Who even let you in here?
35:51Happy birthday, honey.
35:53This is William, your new bodyguard.
35:59William here, he's trained in firearms, surveillance, emergency medical, even hostage negotiation.
36:05Why do I need a bodyguard?
36:07You're the diplomat who keeps pissing off warlords, not me.
36:10These people will stop at nothing to get to me.
36:12You're not safe anymore.
36:15I don't want plan B.
36:16Wait, what's plan B?
36:19She's obviously a handful.
36:20You're gonna need to stand on top of her.
36:23Hello? Can you stop talking about me like I'm not here?
36:26Harmony, while I'm overseas for the next few months,
36:29you are gonna be moved to a safe house out of state.
36:32No, Dad, you said we wouldn't have to move around anymore.
36:36Look, this is not up for discussion.
36:38You're gonna finish your senior year at a new school under a secret identity, Sarah Jones.
36:44And don't worry, she's got the same perfect 4.0 as you do.
36:48William here's gonna be going with you.
36:50As what, my stalker?
36:53As a fellow student.
36:55We're lucky the security firm had someone so young.
36:58They'll be staying at the house with you, keeping you safe 24-7.
37:03I'll pack you things.
37:08For 18 years, I've been perfect.
37:11I don't drink, smoke, party, never even had as much as a first date.
37:16None of it mattered.
37:20I think your dad's just trying to protect you.
37:23You could actually show a little gratitude, you know?
37:28William, was it?
37:30Yeah, around here, we don't ask the help for advice.
37:37Listen, princess.
37:39The help is the only thing standing between you and a tragic young death.
37:46So cut the attitude.
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