00:01Hello. What are those cameras?
00:03Okay, what do you want to talk about?
00:05If I were to offer a remedy to the human condition,
00:09it would be a garden.
00:12Or acid.
00:16The way we get food is so perverse right now.
00:19I think it's worth talking about it.
00:21Without sounding stupid, what is a tomato?
00:24And what we're leaving this next generation,
00:26they may have to know this stuff.
00:28What's your favorite fruit?
00:29Cow.
00:30Cow's not a fruit.
00:31Can you look at me and go,
00:32that's fascinating?
00:33That's fascinating.
00:34This is a food gardening show
00:36with your host, Zach Gaspofodaski.
00:44How dare you get your food from a supermarket?
00:49I'm dead.
00:50How dare you not know how radishes are grown?
00:53I have diarrhea.
00:54Sitting at home with your Netflix.
00:56Is anyone listening?
00:57It's like I'm getting a call.
00:58Hello?
01:01I can barely hear you.
01:02This is corn.
01:03What's it like to be educated?
01:05Are these poisonous?
01:06Yes.
01:07It was a nice run.
01:07But a lot of us are going to die.
01:10Oh!
01:11We'll just add a laugh track.
01:12Ouch!
01:13Ouch!
01:14People have the potential in them to find beauty
01:16and happiness in all this,
01:17because I certainly have.
01:18Just make it work!
01:19I was like, what?
01:20What?
01:21Ah!
01:22For human beings,
01:23and for the world itself,
01:24the only future is agrarian.
01:27Walk this way.
01:28I don't know what the **** I'm doing.
01:29I want some sort of Chiron above me.
01:32The whole thing.
01:34To make it clear.
01:35Here.
01:35Here.
01:36Here.
01:36Here.
01:37Here.
01:38Here.
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01:40Here.
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