00:00This baby's yours for $6,000. Do we have a deal?
00:05Three.
00:06Six!
00:07I will get this car for $3,000. And this is how.
00:11I'll open with a strategic withdrawal.
00:13Wait, wait, whoa, wait, hold on.
00:15You'll counter with a disinformation campaign.
00:16I'll talk to my manager and see what I can do.
00:19Just a little longer.
00:22I'm talking to no one.
00:25Great news! He said we can do $5,000,000.
00:30Then I'll bait you with psychological warfare.
00:32Let me talk to him. He seems more flexible.
00:35A pun? You know I hate puns!
00:37You catty little two-faced opposable punsucker.
00:39Which will prompt a verbal assault.
00:41I will tear your head off and hang it from the rear view like a fu-
00:45No!
00:46With collateral damage.
00:47Sorry.
00:49Came out wrong.
00:50The evidence of which will not look good in my online review.
00:53And that's how I'll get this car for $3,000.
00:55Well played.
00:57How about a warrant?
00:58Warranties of his suckers.
01:00All sales of high will be accepted.
01:01We'll take back slow substitution slow trades.
01:04Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
01:07Ha ha ha.
01:11Get the Ultimate Edition and play four days early.
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