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00:02:28Melody
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00:03:12Come on out here
00:03:17What are you yelling your head off for? I ain't hard of hearing
00:03:20You all get that jackass unloaded and throw them vittles into the house, will ya?
00:03:29Now that's a sweet idea
00:03:30You listen here, Beaufort, Ann, cause I've done all the heavy lifting I'm gonna do around here
00:03:36Now you listen, honey, don't you go talking like a fool, ain't you forgetting you gotta do like I tell
00:03:41ya?
00:03:41You just get that stuff off that poor animal before it breaks its back
00:03:44I'm telling you again, I ain't gonna do it, I've had it up to here
00:03:47First I thought maybe you was a good guy, but you're nothing
00:03:50You hear me? Nothing, and I'm getting out of here
00:03:56Doggone, you just can't be good to a woman
00:04:20Pa? Pa, did you fetch a hog feed from the store?
00:04:24It's an old creeper there
00:04:25Well, turn over here, it's near feed
00:04:27It's waiting time
00:04:29Chubb, you just get your lazy behind over here
00:04:34Now, you get that feed and stuff and put them where they belongs
00:04:36Oh, Pa, my back's hurting something fairs
00:04:39Your backs are hurting, it ain't for work
00:04:41Now you unload that mule and be quick about it or I'll tan your heart big as y'all
00:04:45Oh, alright, Pa
00:05:03What's eating you, woman?
00:05:05You and me's gonna have a showdown right now
00:05:07Dang it, old Melanie, you been plucking the chicken in here
00:05:10Now, don't you put me off
00:05:13I am leaving you as soon as I get my money from you
00:05:17Oh, now, where are you aiming to go?
00:05:19You been saved from the law here and I still got your money put away
00:05:22So why go asking for trouble?
00:05:24I ain't asking for trouble, I'm asking for my money
00:05:27And you better have it
00:05:28Don't make me get meaner than I feel
00:05:30Lordy sugar, I told you, I got it put away for you real good
00:05:34Get me that money
00:05:36Well, now, I never reckoned you for a flighty woman, no sheree
00:05:40But if you're figuring to light out of here and go back to work in them carnivals again
00:05:44The law's gonna get his hands on that pretty neck of yours for sure
00:05:48Ain't you forgetting I seen you shoot that strong man right in his carnival tent?
00:05:52You can't be sure you didn't croak that big jughead
00:05:57Well, you didn't wait to let me see, but you ain't scaring me, buddy
00:06:02I've been here most a year and we ain't heard nothing from nobody
00:06:06Well, now, just cause the law ain't been around don't mean they ain't looking for you anymore
00:06:11They just ain't looking here
00:06:13And you know why, sugar?
00:06:14Cause it don't figure for a fancy gal like you to hole up on a miserable shanty boat like this
00:06:20With a poor old river rat like me
00:06:23Course, I knowed I was no prize for you, but
00:06:27Well, I did kind of hope that you'd be grateful for the sanctuary I give you
00:06:32Thanks for nothing
00:06:34I ain't forgetting you said you'd marry me if I let you keep that money
00:06:38Well, now, bark gravy Melanie, I'm plumb ashamed
00:06:41Well, with this and that, it just kind of slipped my mind
00:06:44I know, you figure just as long as you got me anyhow, you don't have to marry me
00:06:49Now, sugar, you know that ain't it at all
00:06:52Then what is it?
00:06:54Well, like I told you, I got so many things to do
00:06:58Like I gotta go sell a fur, then I gotta catch fish from the river
00:07:02And then sometimes I gotta take them to the market and sell them
00:07:04Then I gotta watch the river
00:07:06Ain't I found you lots of things floating there?
00:07:09I mean, you wouldn't even have a bathtub if I hadn't found a floating one day
00:07:13Oh, that's just wonderful
00:07:15I figured it would be
00:07:17Oh, honest sugar
00:07:19It ain't like I didn't marry you on purpose
00:07:23No, you never do nothing on purpose
00:07:25You didn't make me sick on purpose either
00:07:28Honey, you're shaking?
00:07:32Yeah, I'm dizzy as hell and I'm gonna have a baby
00:07:37A what?
00:07:38A B-A-B-B-Y, baby
00:07:42Well, now I know why you've been so ornery
00:07:45Oh, honey, you gotta stay now and be took care of
00:07:49We gotta give you that little critter an honest name
00:07:55Dang it all
00:08:00What in tarnation you done there, Chubb?
00:08:03Shucks, Pa, I just brought the stuff like you told me
00:08:06Oh, yeah, that's right
00:08:08Hey, son, you know what? I got some news for you
00:08:11Me and Melanie's gonna get married
00:08:13Huh? Why? What you gotta do that for, Pa?
00:08:17Why? Because your child ahead was gonna have a kid, that's why
00:08:21You don't mean it, Pa
00:08:22Well, I wish I didn't, but go on over to Mudcat and find that preacher
00:08:25We gotta make this hitching legal
00:08:27But, Pa
00:08:27Come on now, will ya, and get going
00:08:29Pa
00:08:29Right now
00:08:31If you see your brother Riff, send him home right away, will ya?
00:08:37Pa
00:08:38Well?
00:08:39Uh, I ain't never mentioned it before, but ain't you promised me some money?
00:08:44Been most a year now
00:08:46Thought I saw the chicken hook up here
00:08:48Pa
00:08:50Yeah, I guess you done some workin' around
00:08:52I reckon I told you I'd give you somethin'
00:08:54Uh-huh, you said it'd be a hundred dollars
00:08:56More than likely it was fifty dollars
00:08:57But don't crowd me, boy
00:08:59One thing at a time
00:09:00Wait till I get took care of Melanie first
00:09:02But I earned it, Pa
00:09:03And I got it comin'
00:09:04Now, you still got it comin', son
00:09:05But just now
00:09:06You get after that preacher
00:09:07Before he moves to the next parish, will ya?
00:09:08Now, go on
00:09:21Hi, Chuck
00:09:22What?
00:09:24What are ya doin'?
00:09:25Uh, Pa wants me to go fetch a preacher
00:09:28Preacher?
00:09:29What first?
00:09:30Him and Melanie's gonna get hitched
00:09:33Well, that beats off
00:09:35Has Pa gone crazy?
00:09:37Nope
00:09:38Melanie's gonna have a baby
00:09:42I wonder who's
00:09:45Now, don't talk like that
00:09:46Well, I can think like that
00:09:49I know what you're thinkin'
00:09:50But you better not think what you're thinkin'
00:09:52If you don't wanna head trouble
00:10:04Bless you, brother
00:10:05Bless you, sister
00:10:06Thank you for comin'
00:10:07Lord be with you
00:10:09Bless you
00:10:10Thank you for comin'
00:10:12Hallelujah, brother
00:10:13Thank you for comin'
00:10:14Bless you both
00:10:16I liked your sermon ever so much, preacher
00:10:19Well, I'm glad you like my little message of truth and light
00:10:22If it purifies your soul, I feel richly rewarded
00:10:25Preacher, your collection basket passed me by
00:10:28I'd like to give a little, uh, donation for the good cause
00:10:31No, no
00:10:33This one's on the house
00:10:35I mean it's on me
00:10:37Hope I'll be seein' you at all my meetings, my dear
00:10:39Will I?
00:10:41Yes, preacher
00:10:42Bye
00:10:43Bye-bye
00:10:45God, I'm sorry you're a little late to be saved today, young man
00:10:48I'll come to ask you to make a marriage
00:10:51Oh, well then you come to the right place
00:10:53Where's your blushing bride?
00:10:54No, not me
00:10:55My pa, he wants you to come and marry him
00:10:58Marry who?
00:10:59My pa?
00:11:00He wants to get married
00:11:02To your ma?
00:11:03No, to that woman that lived with us
00:11:07Well, it sounds a little complicated, young man
00:11:09Uh, why don't you come on inside
00:11:11And I'll ask heaven to help you explain it to me
00:11:13Okay?
00:11:22Honeybee
00:11:23What, pa?
00:11:24Where in hell's fire are you goin' lookin' like September morn?
00:11:27Who's that, pa?
00:11:29Well, I seen her in a calendar once when I was a kid
00:11:31And I ain't never forgot her
00:11:32She looked like an occasion of sin
00:11:35And that's what you look like right now in that skimpy getup
00:11:39What have I got to do to keep you from evil, girl?
00:11:42Why, nothin', pa
00:11:43I'm just goin' out to the shower bath to get clean-like
00:11:47I got sweated up workin' around here
00:11:49Workin' around what?
00:11:50I ain't seen you do a dang thing around here the whole live-long day
00:11:54I did too work, pa
00:11:55I bet I done 20 chores while you was over at Burleigh's store sellin' moon
00:11:59Yeah, I was goin' to spell, weren't I?
00:12:01Honeybee
00:12:03You wait here
00:12:11All right, you can come out now, go take your shower
00:12:24I had an idea that no good sneakin' river rat Rafe anchors
00:12:28Might have been playin' Peepin' Tom around here
00:12:30I ain't seen Rafe all day
00:12:31And you better not, no time, never, no more
00:12:35I'm a tellin' you, daughter
00:12:36If I catch you and him walkin' in the woods one more time
00:12:39I'll feel his backside so full of buckshot
00:12:41He'll drown if he falls in the river
00:12:43But, pa, how am I ever gonna get married if you don't let no boy come a-courtin' me?
00:12:49Courtin' and wooin' brings dallin' and doin'
00:12:52I don't aim for you to have no woods colt by that dirty river trash
00:12:56Pa, I'm gettin' on
00:12:58I'm just a itchin' to get married
00:13:00I know you're a itchin' honeybee
00:13:02But there's more to marriage than four legs in a bed
00:13:05Now you get yourself washed right quick
00:13:07And cover your hide decent
00:13:26Hey, hi honeybee
00:13:29Oh, hi Rafe
00:13:31Don't come no closer
00:13:32I gotta talk to you
00:13:34But I gotta talk to ya
00:13:36Oh, well then, all right
00:13:38But close your eyes
00:13:40Gosh, if I close my eyes, how can I see where I'm going?
00:13:43Well, then open one eye
00:13:47Honeybee, who you got there?
00:13:49Run, honey, pa's comin'
00:13:50I wanna talk to your pa, there's somethin' I wanna ask him
00:13:53Ain't no use, he'll kill ya
00:13:56Honeybee, I'll see ya later at the same place
00:14:00All right
00:14:08Who's there?
00:14:09Who you were talkin' to?
00:14:10I was just talkin' to myself, kind of like
00:14:21You sure nobody was talkin' to you?
00:14:24Yeah
00:14:25Dang it, girl
00:14:25Get out of there and get in the house, hear?
00:14:28All right, pa, just wait till I get some clothes on
00:14:36You dirty little rap
00:14:37I'll get you the next time, wherever you go
00:14:40You get in the house and get to cookin'
00:14:45All right, pa
00:14:48You sure that Preacher Perkins knows where to come now?
00:14:51Like I told you, pa
00:14:53Preacher said he'd be here tomorrow to fix up about the wedding
00:14:56Uh-huh
00:14:58Melanie says she's goin' to lie down
00:15:00She don't feel so good
00:15:02It's gon' feel worse when that kid starts kickin'
00:15:05Everybody's gon' see her
00:15:10Pa's an old fool
00:15:12No, he ain't, sis
00:15:13He's an old fox
00:15:14If he's so smart, why's he wanna marry Melanie when he don't have to?
00:15:18Why, she's nothin' but a common sportin' woman
00:15:20What you mean, Luce?
00:15:22Rafe told me all about her
00:15:23He was alive when pa got her in New Orleans
00:15:26Tell me about it, tell me about it
00:15:29Ask Rafe
00:15:31I don't trust her in a minute
00:15:33Matter of fact, I hate her guts
00:15:36Shhh
00:15:36It's a matter with you
00:15:38Pa'll whomp your tail if he hears you talkin' like that
00:15:42Besides, he says she makes him feel young
00:15:45Ha!
00:15:48That must take a powerful lot of doin'
00:15:51She's a powerful lot of woman
00:15:52Hmm, you oughta know
00:15:55Hey, sis, what you tryin' to make out about me?
00:15:58Well, I gotta go finish tired enough in the kitchen
00:16:14I was worried you wouldn't come
00:16:16How'd you get away from your pa?
00:16:18I sneaked out when he went to check his liquor still
00:16:22What was it that you specially wanted to tell pa, Rafe?
00:16:27First, I gotta be sure you like me better than you did my brother
00:16:30And I ain't forgettin' used to be sweet on Chubb
00:16:33That was before I got to know you
00:16:35Yeah, well, you know Chubb awful good to hear him tell it
00:16:38I hope he's a dirty liar
00:16:39Are you jealous?
00:16:41Real, real, real jealous?
00:16:43No, no, I ain't jealous
00:16:46I just know I could kill Chubb this minute
00:16:49That means you care for me a powerful lot, don't it, honey?
00:16:51It means I don't want you lovin' Chubb
00:16:54Or walkin' in the woods with him, or anybody else
00:16:57Except me, of course
00:17:00Only with you, Rafe, honey
00:17:01Only with you
00:17:07It's nice here and kinda cozy
00:17:10Let's set a spell
00:17:27It tastes just like wild strawberries
00:17:30I love you something awful, Rafe
00:17:34If only we could get married
00:17:36Then we wouldn't have to hide and sneak from pa
00:17:38He couldn't say we were sinning then
00:17:42Yeah, sugar, well, that's what I've been trying to tell your pa
00:17:44Only I can't get close enough to talk to him about this
00:17:47He's so dang touchy
00:17:49It's no use, I've tried and tried
00:17:51It's like talkin' to a stone wall
00:17:53I can't figure why he's so set against us river folk
00:17:56We ain't got nothin' against him
00:17:58I don't know
00:18:00Pa makes me feel so bad
00:18:01I mean, I could just run away and never come back
00:18:06Honeybee, I've been thinkin'
00:18:08I know a way we can both get away from here
00:18:10All I've got to do is get my hands on a big roll of cash
00:18:13My pa's got hit someplace
00:18:15Then we could get married
00:18:17I might even go to school
00:18:19What do you think about that sugar?
00:18:20I couldn't let you do that, Rafe
00:18:22That'd be stealin'
00:18:23Oh, Jesus
00:18:25It's for a good cause, ain't it?
00:18:27Anyhow, pa stole it from me
00:18:29Melanie stole it from some...
00:18:30My pa says you anchors is all thieves
00:18:33I don't want you to be, Rafe
00:18:43You sure starve for a girl
00:18:47Kiss me like you mean it, honey
00:19:07Pa, over there behind you, pa!
00:19:21You harlot!
00:19:22No, pa, no
00:19:23We was just talkin' about bein' married
00:19:25Don't you lie to me, you was playin' like you already was
00:19:28Who was it? Chubb Angers or that skinny-pants Rafe?
00:19:31I ain't gonna tell!
00:19:33You'll tell girl when I get you home
00:19:35You'll get a whoopin' you'll never forget
00:19:37I have half a mind to run off and get married
00:19:40Half a mind is all you got, come on!
00:19:43Oh, pa!
00:19:46What you runnin' for, little brother?
00:19:48Didn't you hear the shootin'?
00:19:49Silas Heller?
00:19:51He didn't catch me
00:19:53You got old man Heller started on this shotgun rampage
00:19:56How come you blame me for old man Heller blastin' your tail?
00:19:59Honey Bee told me how he catched you and her romancin' in his hayloft one time
00:20:06Oh, I'm so tired, I... I like to die
00:20:09Yeah? What from? Runnin' or lovin'?
00:20:12Ain't none of your business
00:20:14So, Honey Bee, Ashley told you about me and her neckin' together
00:20:18No, she told me she used to like you, but you stink
00:20:21She likes me better than she ever liked you
00:20:23Now, you just made that up cause you're jealous
00:20:26I ain't neither
00:20:27Well, Honey Bee and me, we're gonna get married
00:20:30Sometime
00:20:31Oh, she wanna marry me too
00:20:32I didn't wanna have nothin' to do with it
00:20:34Huh, matter of fact, I could have her back anytime I want to
00:20:39You're a liar!
00:20:40Yeah
00:20:40Charles, Red, stop it here!
00:20:42I'll tell pa!
00:20:45Oh, I just funnin' with him
00:20:47You shut up about, Honey Bee, or I'll shut you up permanent
00:20:56Get chaud, man
00:20:58Well, I'm sorry, man
00:21:01Actually, I'll still leave it
00:21:02Well, thanks, for your guest
00:21:13I can sit down
00:21:15As you have me?
00:21:16Hi, island
00:21:19Uncle, as Iæ´¾ talk about hundreds of people
00:21:26young lady are you a milkmaid or an angel in disguise what do you say i see you are a
00:21:33milkmaid
00:21:34no no don't don't don't get up don't get up you present such a charming picture of bucolic
00:21:39simplicity on the farm you look like a preacher are you preacher perkins well preaching my dear
00:21:46is just a small part of my many duties and bring in the good word you come to see my
00:21:51pa about his
00:21:52wedding yeah i'm a little puzzled about that i suppose your pa will be able to explain
00:21:56he is your pa isn't he i'm luciana anchors but melanie ain't my ma now just tell me slowly who
00:22:05is melanie well that's the woman my pa wants you to marry him too oh now i understand she's your
00:22:12pa's fiance no she's his woman i'll beg your pardon she's been with him a year oh oh well in
00:22:22that case
00:22:22maybe i shouldn't waste too much time where could i find your pa just go down that path you find
00:22:27a
00:22:28houseboat right now houseboat oh you're on the river some of it is some of it ain't sounds indecisive
00:22:36well thank you lucy ann uh hope to see more of you that's up to you preacher i sure ain't
00:22:44hard to find
00:22:47bless you child
00:23:02i hate cleaning fish i hate it worse than anything it's gotta be something else in life besides gutting
00:23:09fish you mean like tumbling the hay with honeybee heller i want to marry honeybee pa oh shucks boy nobody
00:23:18wants to get married listen to get trapped see honeybee ain't got you trapped like me is she
00:23:24no i love her that's all well then go on and love her and then forget her that's what i
00:23:29done when i was
00:23:43well i declare that looks like the preacher man are coming is you preacher perkins and i am brother you
00:23:50must
00:23:50be brother anchors yeah i sure am why don't you sit down preacher well thank you brother anchors
00:23:57you call me buford and have yourself a drink guaranteed ozog lightning oh no no that's the
00:24:03devil's brew brother why that opens the door to all kinds of sins you better let me remove that
00:24:08temptation hell no i just use it as a mouthwash anyway i understand you want to get married
00:24:15well i'll be honest with you preacher i don't but we're gonna have a kid dear me you do have
00:24:20a
00:24:20problem you better marry the woman right away yeah but uh just out of curiosity preacher what
00:24:26after i don't marry melanie she got to come back oh yeah she'd take you to law brother make you
00:24:31pay
00:24:31for the upkeep of that child yeah my advice is to take her for better or for worse yeah better
00:24:39for
00:24:39worse well things can't get much worse so i reckon i better that sun sure is high
00:24:52don't suppose i could trouble you for a drink of water water holy catfish you don't want to drink
00:24:58that river water please you'd give you a belly ache for a month say how about a nice piece of
00:25:02watermelon oh well no maybe i just won't have anything
00:25:09hey uh how long you been living on this houseboat you've heard well sir i brought this old boat down
00:25:14here nigh on thirty year ago kind of fell asleep and drifted into this here slough stuck in the
00:25:21dang old mud and they never budged since and you know something preacher every day for years i meant
00:25:27to shove her off and just float on but i just never got around to it oh i figured the
00:25:34lord wants it this
00:25:35way oh he moves in mysterious ways brother amen hallelujah hallelujah bless you so you stayed on here
00:25:45and made a farm and raised your children yeah and buried my wife always hard preacher mighty hard
00:25:52making this miserable old land making this miserable old land a good place to live in yeah i can see
00:25:56that
00:26:04well well
00:26:08uh another daughter buford yucks no why this is melanie this is the woman i'm gonna give hits to
00:26:17howdy my pleasure see ya well come on inside
00:26:31good night breacher
00:26:34sit down preacher thank you well it's a real homey place you got here buford
00:26:40looked like a real dump when i came here oh thank you sister melanie thank you very kindly
00:26:47preacher i want a nice wedding about sundown sundown well i expected to marry you right here and now
00:26:53heck no it's gonna be a big thing preacher we're gonna have the folks over they'll be dancing
00:26:58fish fries something to drink real jubilation oh i understand of course brother of course wedding
00:27:04should be a happy occasion preacher i hope you'll do us up real pretty saying all the good words and
00:27:09all girl don't get married every day sister melanie i promise you a ceremony you'll long remember
00:27:15well now you just tie the knot any way you like appreciate just so as you don't make it a
00:27:21hangman's
00:27:22not hold on there brother buford i'd sooner choke melanie wasn't thunder you put in that coffee
00:27:30he ain't choking on what he put in him he's choking on what you put out with your big mouth
00:27:36oh now now you two lovebirds i suppose you'll be going on the honeymoon won't you heck no we
00:27:41done had the honeymoon now we want to make it legal oh yeah say uh brother buford uh i'd like
00:27:47to have
00:27:47a word or two with sister melanie here uh i've been known to give some very good advice on these
00:27:51occasions sure you go right ahead i'll just step out for a spell see if i remember to cork my
00:27:57jug
00:27:58good idea well well tiger rosie so this is where you're hiding out huh who are you talking to oh
00:28:18come on now rosie where you got that money stashed anyway
00:28:23you know that three thousand dollars that you shot steelo the strong man for back in little
00:28:28old new orleans how come you're talking such stuff to me oh come on now rosie don't add to your
00:28:33sins
00:28:34of a lion not to me not the old stack of perkins who knew you when you know you're just
00:28:39as pretty
00:28:39now as when you was hustling those carnivals the heat must have got to your head preacher
00:28:45you're talking riddles oh i just want to protect you rosie look you and i could make a real good
00:28:51life that money would give us a start are you a preacher or ain't you only just as long as
00:28:58it pays
00:28:58off honey you better tell me where you got that money stashed you're gonna have to split it with me
00:29:04rosie you shot a man you know what that means you don't want me going to the law do you
00:29:09preacher you're
00:29:11talking like you're out of your head sister you're making a big mistake who's making a big mistake
00:29:17oh well uh brother uh buford i was just uh telling sister melanie here she's uh well she's making a
00:29:24big mistake not to uh not to wear something old something new something uh but well i just think
00:29:30she ought to wear something yeah i mean uh she ought to wear a veil yeah a veil is very
00:29:37becoming to a
00:29:38blushing bride oh you're a lucky dog buford you're a lucky dog melanie i hope you'll take my words of
00:29:44advice to heart well i think i'll be running along yeah now wait a minute preacher how much is your
00:29:51marrying business gonna cost me i'll tell you when i come back this evening but don't worry brother i'll
00:29:55go easy on you well now hold on you're going to baptize melanie's kid to boot ain't you brother anchors
00:30:03i never heard of such a thing well you're some preacher haven't you never heard of baptism well
00:30:08all of my kids have been baptized well no i mean i just i just don't know whether i'm going
00:30:13to be
00:30:13around when melanie has a child to baptize it you know well then do it right now well i just
00:30:20don't
00:30:21know quite that i've well i mean it's i don't know whether it's a boy or girl uh shucks that
00:30:26don't make
00:30:26no difference you got the river right outside here all you're gonna do is you dunk melanie in and the
00:30:30baby
00:30:30you'll be baptized a million get one for nothing at the same time no he ain't gonna duck me in
00:30:36no
00:30:37river what's the matter with you buford you're going crazy yeah you're crazy i ain't gonna duck her in
00:30:41no river that ain't according to hoyle i mean heaven forbid you never mind him preacher i'll make
00:30:46him treat you real right you come back here tonight and give us a nice mirroring job yeah yeah you
00:30:51go
00:30:51ahead do it your way appreciate it i just hope everything comes out all right yeah so do i so
00:30:55do i
00:30:56well i'll be back this evening bless your happy home see now he's a nice fella for a preacher ain't
00:31:04he yeah some preacher
00:31:17come on oh bless you sister bless i'm sorry preacher i didn't see you now that that's all right
00:31:29there brother burley those accidents do happen yes where's your phone right over there on the wall sir
00:31:35oh thank you hello there say i'd like to place a person a person called a baton rouge
00:31:45no no no i don't know the number but i'll tell you how you can get it you uh you
00:31:49call this person
00:31:50at the century carnival that's playing now in baton rouge and his name is mr stelo frizzini
00:31:56uh no no stelo yes uh just ask for the strong man honey
00:32:14i have your party now
00:32:18oh yeah
00:32:24hello stelo listen this your old friend stacco perkins stacco
00:32:30say what's all this jazz i hear about you calling yourself reverend perkins
00:32:33well let's not go into that listen uh stelo old buddy i i got a surprise for you a real
00:32:39surprise
00:32:41i just seen rosie well that's great just just great uh did you tell rosie that i'm all right that
00:32:46i'm well again she thinks you're dead she's still got all that loot she took off of you now look
00:32:52uh
00:32:52don't you think i'd be in for a little reward if i was to lead you to her say about
00:32:57uh five bills
00:32:58500 bucks you're crazy if that's what you called me for forget it i wrote rosie off as a bad
00:33:04debt
00:33:04i got a terrific new partner so long you're bum well wait wait a minute now stelo
00:33:14what a fink world
00:33:21gee what's she got us a dang haunting here for it's melanie i mean she hoted some water oh
00:33:30what you doing melanie i ain't gonna buy you i ain't gonna buy you
00:33:42you're getting cleaned up for the wedding already it ain't till tonight oh let me enjoy myself will
00:33:47you i ain't had a hot bath for a month all right sugar i just wanted to show you how
00:33:53this old suit
00:33:54looks on me don't you come in here until i tell you beaufort oh shucks
00:34:08hey chub chub wake up tell you something chub you know i don't believe this dangd old
00:34:15suit's gonna fit me at all you ain't gonna wear that are you pa oh melanie says i'm dad blasted
00:34:20oh i tell you getting married just turns a man around hind end to front and i got no way
00:34:26out
00:34:26because with this here kid coming melanie's got me over a barrel oh looky here i must have
00:34:31changed the might since i bought this suit and i on 25 years ago
00:34:38um how's he look in the back terrible uh pa
00:34:43yeah uh ain't you promised me some money you still thinking about that well shucks pa
00:34:49hundred dollars a lot to think about well you know uh if i reckoned it out maybe you'd owe me
00:34:54money
00:34:55oh you know i work like hell for that money yeah but think of all the holidays you had why
00:34:59there's 50 odd sundays in a year alone and that ain't counting the fourth of july thanksgiving
00:35:05christmas and new year's then you were sick for a while and then you laid down and got drunk for
00:35:10two weeks i did not as you i took care of you oh well anyway you wasn't working then pa
00:35:18i see you had
00:35:20the money in them paints well maybe i guess there is twenty dollars a year for you hundred pa
00:35:26one hundred oh one way yeah i did say all right there 20 40 60 80. there's only 80 dollars
00:35:45here pa
00:35:46what's the matter with you boy you saying your old man's a lie nope i just said you counted wrong
00:35:50you
00:35:51count it again 20 40 60 80. well what do you know 100 must have got stuck thank you pa
00:36:01now you've been
00:36:02done paid and don't talk to me about money for another year now you get along there and clean up
00:36:07the
00:36:07barn for the wedding shindig i don't want anybody stepping in anything they had in order anything you
00:36:25you can come in now hey honey oh them pants legs looks like you're going to jump in and ain't
00:36:32no
00:36:32coupin harm or ma that's for sure sure i just wanted to look my best for you tonight maybe you
00:36:39will if you get lucienne to press them clothes and stretch them a little that's a good idea i'll
00:36:45get loose to work on this suit right now yeah you know melanie no problem forgot how old
00:36:54fired good looking i was when i get dressed up you but sometimes you say the funniest things
00:37:01come on honey pocket up them pretty lips and give me a kiss you feeling sassy this morning
00:37:09or something i'm kind of feeling mocha a little i guess gonna kiss me you ain't chewing tobacco
00:37:17uh-uh then i'll kiss you
00:37:26oh oh you lost nothing since the last time sugar
00:37:33holy crap this soup must be eaten up with termite okay take it off and i'll rebuild it oh honey
00:37:40i just
00:37:41going through all this hell to make you happy that's all
00:37:47i don't know why i have to wash melanie's wash too pa says i got to i bet when she
00:37:54gets married to pa
00:37:55there'll be no living with her around here well that ain't nothing compared to be what it's going
00:38:00to be like when her kid comes oh boy honey being me we could just get away from this hateful
00:38:07old place
00:38:09i know how you feel rave
00:38:12say maybe i can get you the money you need to go off
00:38:16well how can you sis well i seen pa give chub some money i'll get it for you somehow yeah
00:38:23chub he
00:38:23wouldn't give you a darn cent oh yes he will after i'll tell him what i know about him and
00:38:30melanie
00:38:31what do you mean if pa knowed what i know he sure would kill somebody come on now tell me
00:38:40hush up boy
00:38:47what are you two jawing about rape why aren't you doing your chores hey girl can't you see i'm
00:38:53walking you shut up and get my clothes done see i told you i'm sick sick of the whole thing
00:39:11i wish this was her hate
00:39:35where in tarnation is that preacher lucienne went fetch preacher pa who told her to go traipsing
00:39:41after him luci said he was rightly a stranger and she wanted to show him the way what that crazy
00:39:47yeah i'll bet you she done got a hankering for that preacher yeah preacher perkins well lucie
00:39:57hey what are you doing here i'm just getting ready to leave for your father's wedding well it's awful
00:40:03dark outside now i was afraid you might find the way oh bless you child i'm fortunate indeed to have
00:40:10such a lovely young lady to show me the way well we'd better leave don't want to keep the happy
00:40:17couple waiting breacher tell me have you ever been married no i'm afraid not have you i ain't found
00:40:26nobody good enough around here i'd want to marry oh that's too bad pretty gal like you you're just
00:40:35just as ripe as a peach you know uh i never found just what i was looking for in a
00:40:41woman either
00:40:44preacher do you think i got it
00:40:49well i i think you
00:40:52i think we'd better go
00:41:13i think
00:41:16i think
00:41:32you
00:41:34you
00:42:02guitar solo
00:42:13guitar solo
00:42:38guitar solo
00:42:46Pa!
00:42:48The preacher fell at the hog wallow.
00:42:50Come pull him out.
00:42:51Well, let's get him out of there before them hogs
00:42:53chow him up.
00:42:54Well, hurry, Pa. Please, hurry.
00:42:56He might have broke something.
00:42:57Come on, boys. We need that doggone preacher.
00:43:00Yeah, we...
00:43:02Bob Gravy, you are a sight, and that's a fact.
00:43:04We're gonna have to get you cleaned off
00:43:06before the wedding.
00:43:07No, no.
00:43:09No, no, Brother Buford.
00:43:12Wedding will take place right here now.
00:43:14Well,
00:43:16you're the preacher.
00:43:17Bless you.
00:43:19Amen.
00:43:30You better take a shot of the moon, preacher.
00:43:32Make you feel he better.
00:43:34Well, thank you, Brother Buford.
00:43:36Just this once, I'll wash down the grit.
00:43:41Now, hold it down now.
00:43:42You'll feel better in a minute.
00:43:45Ain't this exciting?
00:43:46Weddings always make me feel like crying.
00:43:50Oh, honeybee, don't you wish this was happening to us?
00:43:53Oh, Ralph.
00:43:57Here she is, preacher.
00:43:59Come on. Tie us up.
00:44:03Gather round, brothers and sisters.
00:44:05We're here to witness a wedding.
00:44:07Brother Buford,
00:44:08do you take this woman to be your lawful wedded wife?
00:44:12I guess so.
00:44:14I mean, I do.
00:44:16Well, that's better.
00:44:18Sister Melanie,
00:44:19do you take this man to be your lawful wedded husband?
00:44:22Oh, I do. I do.
00:44:23Good, good.
00:44:25Well, now, are there any objections?
00:44:27If there are, speak your piece now,
00:44:29or you'll have to hold it forever.
00:44:32All right, then.
00:44:33In the presence of these here witnesses,
00:44:35and my reasons, and authorities,
00:44:37and the investor...
00:44:39Any way I pronounce you man and wife.
00:44:41Well, go on.
00:44:42You can kiss your bride now, Buford.
00:44:44You mean in front of all these...
00:44:45Oh, shucks.
00:44:46Come on.
00:44:47Let's all have a drink with me, Chuck.
00:44:49I'll bless you anyway, sister.
00:45:23I'll bless you anyway.
00:45:44I'll bless you anyway.
00:46:24I'll bless you anyway.
00:46:29Pa, don't, don't hit me again.
00:46:31You shameless Jezebel.
00:46:33I seen you sneak in.
00:46:34Where you been all night?
00:46:35No, Pa, no.
00:46:36Only half the night, honest.
00:46:38You sinned, and you got to suffer.
00:46:40You ate the apple, the forbidden fruit.
00:46:42I think you've been eating for some time.
00:46:44I never eat no apple.
00:46:45I hate apples.
00:46:47I don't mean them kind of apples.
00:46:49Rape's pa and Ma got married.
00:46:51There was big doings, and I got home late.
00:46:53That's all.
00:46:53There ain't no harm been done.
00:46:55The heck there ain't.
00:46:56I got my belly full of them anchors.
00:46:58I'm gonna get a hold of some of the boys and blast them right off the river,
00:47:01that dirty scum.
00:47:02But, Pa, how am I ever gonna get a husband if you go killing off all my chances?
00:47:06Get out of there and get on some decent clothes.
00:47:57What are you doing, Ma'am?
00:47:59Oh, it's you.
00:48:00I'm trying to find where your Pa hid my money.
00:48:03He went fishing around the bend.
00:48:04I thought he'd come back.
00:48:05Well, what you gonna do when you find the money?
00:48:08What do you think?
00:48:09Get the hell out of here.
00:48:10Well, you know how I feel about you.
00:48:13Take me with you.
00:48:14Now, take it easy, honey.
00:48:15I can't make a move till I get my hands on that dough.
00:48:18I don't want no trouble with your Pa before I do.
00:48:21I don't care.
00:48:22I'm so crazy for you, I can't stand it no more.
00:48:24And I know you love me, too.
00:48:27You can't care for him.
00:48:28He's an old man.
00:48:30Yeah, that's what I thought.
00:48:33Now, look, cut it out.
00:48:35No, he's liable to walk in on us.
00:48:37If he catches you and me loving it up, he'll kill you.
00:48:40If you don't come away with me, I'll kill him.
00:48:43Now, stop blowing off your mouth like a village halfwit.
00:48:48Come here.
00:48:50If you're so hot to go with me, help me find that money.
00:48:53Yeah, I will.
00:48:54You got any ideas where he could have hit it?
00:48:57Not yet.
00:48:58I said he had a whopping big roll of money when he paid me the hundred dollars.
00:49:02He paid you a hundred bucks?
00:49:05Yep.
00:49:07Of course, he tried to cheat me out of it, but I made him get honest.
00:49:10Uh, where'd he have this big roll?
00:49:13In that their wedding suit.
00:49:16Son of a...
00:49:24Ain't there?
00:49:25Oh, I didn't really expect it would be.
00:49:28He'd be sure to change hiding places once he'd seen you had it.
00:49:32Oh, that old thing.
00:49:36You know, you really are a sweet hunk of man, honey.
00:49:41You stir around and find that nice green bundle the old man stashed away,
00:49:45and I'll show you the cotton-picking time of your life.
00:49:49Will you do that for little old Mel?
00:49:51Oh, I love you, Mel.
00:49:53I'm on fire for you.
00:49:55You sure are.
00:49:58You're a real boy.
00:50:14You been spying on me again?
00:50:16Nope.
00:50:17I just accidentally seen plenty.
00:50:20Boy.
00:50:21You tell him to be in a paw and I'll kill you.
00:50:23Let go of me or hurt me.
00:50:24Sure.
00:50:25Leave her alone.
00:50:27Listen, Lusa.
00:50:29If you keep quiet, I'll give you $20.
00:50:32Huh, you ain't got $20.
00:50:34That's all you know.
00:50:35I got $100.
00:50:37Let me see it.
00:50:38See?
00:50:40Yeah.
00:50:41I see I could keep quiet for $50?
00:50:44$50?
00:50:45No, it's cheaper to choke you.
00:50:48Touch me and I'll screech the country down, Paul.
00:50:50I'll sure come running.
00:50:51Shucks.
00:50:52You are the orneriest gal a guy ever had for her, sister.
00:50:55All right.
00:50:56Here's the $50.
00:50:59Count of you being so nasty to me, the price of my silence has just went up.
00:51:05What?
00:51:06You better give me that $100.
00:51:08I can forget a lot for $100.
00:51:10You can forget the whole damn $100.
00:51:13I'll kick your rear end over that barn.
00:51:15Pa!
00:51:16Pa!
00:51:17Good grief.
00:51:18What's going on now?
00:51:19She wants my whole $100.
00:51:20Give it to her.
00:51:21But Mel...
00:51:22I said give it to her.
00:51:23You got other things to think about?
00:51:25Huh?
00:51:27Oh, yeah.
00:51:29Okay.
00:51:30Here's the $100.
00:51:32And you can drop dead.
00:51:50Neighbors, the time has come to wipe out Buford anchors and their whole Sinfell tribe.
00:51:55Yeah.
00:51:55Yeah, yeah.
00:51:56You're right, Silas.
00:51:57Shoot him up.
00:51:58It's our bounding duty to blast ever-living anchors right into the bowels of the fiery pit.
00:52:04You mean women folk, too?
00:52:06Why, sure.
00:52:06They's half the sinning, ain't they?
00:52:08Shoot to kill.
00:52:09Rid this here good land of ours of them filthy varmints.
00:52:13I don't hold to shooting that pretty man on the anchors and that there shapely loose end.
00:52:17It ain't Christian.
00:52:19You just listen to me.
00:52:21I'll tell you what's Christian and what ain't.
00:52:23Couple of you boys fetch that preacher Perkins over to the anchors' place.
00:52:26We'll make this a Christian massacry of yours, a dad blamed Tetchy about it.
00:52:31Go on, go get the preacher, you two.
00:52:33The rest of you come with me.
00:52:34Let's go get him.
00:52:50Hey, Ray.
00:52:51Yeah?
00:52:52Got something for you.
00:52:53Yeah, what is it, Luz?
00:52:55See?
00:52:56I told you I'd get you some going-away money, and I done it.
00:53:00A hundred dollars!
00:53:03Well, where'd you get it?
00:53:04I talked it out of Chubb.
00:53:06He didn't want to give it up, but Melanie made him.
00:53:11Why'd you make him do that?
00:53:12Never mind.
00:53:14Go on, take it.
00:53:16Now you and Honeybee can go off and get married.
00:53:20And start living.
00:53:23Hey, Luz.
00:53:25You was always good to me, and I ain't never gonna forget it.
00:53:31When I make good, I'm gonna come back and I'm gonna help you run off
00:53:34and get married, too.
00:53:39You know something, Rafe?
00:53:41I can hardly wait.
00:53:53I don't know.
00:53:55I don't know.
00:53:56I don't know.
00:53:57You know what?
00:54:21Melanie! Melanie!
00:54:24What's up, kid?
00:54:25I found it! I found it!
00:54:27You what?
00:54:28Look.
00:54:29Oh, you doll! You ever-loving doll!
00:54:32Where'd you ever find it?
00:54:34Well, I figured and I figured.
00:54:37And then I asked myself,
00:54:38if I was a drunken bum like Paul,
00:54:41where'd I hide my money?
00:54:42So I went there, and there it was.
00:54:44Well, where was it?
00:54:45In the barn. One of them empty jugs.
00:54:48I had to break it open to get the money out.
00:54:53Melanie, when are we leaving?
00:54:55When are we leaving?
00:54:58Tonight, after it gets dark.
00:54:59You know, when your Paul passes out.
00:55:01What if he don't pass out?
00:55:03I'll see that he does.
00:55:05Mr. Anchor! Mr. Anchor!
00:55:06Say it.
00:55:07Oh, you better go see. Go on.
00:55:10Okay.
00:55:22Mr. Anchor's!
00:55:23Mr. Anchor's!
00:55:24What are you yelling for?
00:55:25Paul's gone plum crazy.
00:55:26He's coming here to shoot you all the kingdom come.
00:55:28Oh, shucks.
00:55:29You don't have enough ammunition for that.
00:55:31You gotta believe me.
00:55:32Paul's on the rampage.
00:55:34Oh, we ain't afraid of that mangy old kook.
00:55:36Well, I am.
00:55:36You better go get Paul.
00:55:38You better.
00:55:38Where's Rafe?
00:55:40He'll believe me.
00:55:43Rafe!
00:55:44Rafe!
00:55:46Honeybee!
00:55:48Honeybee!
00:55:48Gosh!
00:55:49Was that you hollering?
00:55:50No, it was a screech-off.
00:55:52She come here to start telling stories about her Paul coming gunning for us anchors.
00:55:57You see, there they are.
00:56:01Ladies and catfish and they all got guns.
00:56:04Pa!
00:56:05Pa!
00:56:06Now, honeybee, don't you worry.
00:56:09I'm gonna talk to your pa.
00:56:10I'll make them understand somehow.
00:56:11You ain't got a chance that you won't get out of word before you'd be spitting buckshot.
00:56:14You gotta hide, honey, and hide good.
00:56:16I can't let your faces all by yourself.
00:56:18You won't be no good to me, Dad.
00:56:20Now, hurry.
00:56:20Hurry!
00:56:22Oh, shucks.
00:56:35Now, Pa, don't do it.
00:56:36Please don't do it.
00:56:37I warned you, but you wouldn't listen to your pa.
00:56:40Come on, boys.
00:56:41What tarnation's eaten you, Silas Heller?
00:56:43I've been a-wantin' to do this for 20 years.
00:56:46Do what, you old coot?
00:56:47Blast you anchors right into that river.
00:56:49Silas, what are we waiting for?
00:56:50Let's do it.
00:56:51Hold on to you pocketheads.
00:56:52I'll split you down like a piece of kindlin'.
00:56:54You pull that trigger, and I'll run this gig right to your gizzard.
00:56:57Now, hold on, Lucianne.
00:57:00I'll go whip any man or beast for 20 miles in any direction.
00:57:03You just put down them guns.
00:57:05I'll show you what I mean.
00:57:06You turn around and start walkin'.
00:57:08Where's that skinny-pants Rafe?
00:57:09Couple of you boys scatter around and flush him out.
00:57:12Don't hurt me, Pa.
00:57:13I love him.
00:57:14I hand it nonsense.
00:57:16Now, stop that, brother.
00:57:17Here comes the preacher.
00:57:18Get back over there and line up and start prayin'.
00:57:21Now, hold on, brother.
00:57:22That's sharp.
00:57:23Now, what's all this high-handed business about, sir?
00:57:26Preacher, I brung you here to wash away the sins of this anchors' clan before I blast
00:57:30them to smithereens.
00:57:32Well, what are you sayin', brother?
00:57:33You gonna kill these people?
00:57:35Find us what you have.
00:57:36Get him over here with the rest of them.
00:57:40Brother Heller, you're Stark's tearing mad.
00:57:43I'm not gonna be a party to any massacree.
00:57:45I'm leavin'.
00:57:46You're stayin'.
00:57:48I'll check that, Bat.
00:57:49That is, uh, whatever you say, brother.
00:57:51All right, you anchors.
00:57:52Get ready, boys.
00:57:53No, Pa, I love him.
00:57:55He'll have to shoot me, too.
00:57:57Now, ain't that just like a woman?
00:57:59My daughter's so all-fired set on gettin' herself a husband, she'd rather be dead than
00:58:03without one.
00:58:04So, confound it, marry him.
00:58:06Oh, no, he ain't gonna marry her.
00:58:08No son of mine's gonna marry into your low-down mountain trash family.
00:58:13Why, I'd rather be dead than see that happen.
00:58:16I'll take care of that later.
00:58:17Now, just hold on there, brother Heller.
00:58:19I'll do just what you say.
00:58:21Wait a minute, you bunch of bird brains.
00:58:23This clown couldn't marry a pair of chipmunks.
00:58:25What do you mean he married us?
00:58:27He ain't no preacher.
00:58:29He's Stacco Perkins, a con man, a grifter, a crooked three-card money dealer who works
00:58:34the carnival.
00:58:35Now, just hold on there, Sister Melanie.
00:58:37She's misjudgin' me, gentlemen, right in front of you.
00:58:39Now, you see, before, you were a poor man.
00:58:41I've been saved, brothers.
00:58:43You just give me a minute alone with Sister Melanie, and I'm sure she'll see the light.
00:58:49Rosie, you gotta listen to me.
00:58:50I don't want no snow job.
00:58:52If you listen to me, there ain't no murder rap to gain you.
00:58:55What are you givin' me?
00:58:57Stelo's alive.
00:58:58I talked to him myself on the phone to Baton Rouge.
00:59:02What?
00:59:02Yeah, you're free as a bird, honey.
00:59:05He don't care nothin' about you.
00:59:06He don't even care about that money.
00:59:08She's got herself this new partner, and you don't want her to know about you.
00:59:12What a crummy muscle man.
00:59:15I think I spent a year on this mosquito trap.
00:59:18Alan, how's your chance to get off?
00:59:20Look, honey, you know I've always been nuts about you.
00:59:23Let's face it, we're just a couple of finks.
00:59:26But we understand each other, and we could do real big things if we just worked together.
00:59:31Two finks are better than one.
00:59:35Come on, why don't you get your things together, and you just hang around here a couple of minutes.
00:59:38I'll figure some way to come back and pick you up, okay?
00:59:40Get back here, you flannel-mouthed weasel.
00:59:42Come in, brother.
00:59:45Now, is you or is you ain't a preacher?
00:59:47Now, brother, I cannot tell a lie.
00:59:49I'm not a preacher anymore.
00:59:50I tore up my diploma from the Correspondent's College of Salvation Evangelism.
00:59:55Joe, give me that axe, I'll fix this thing.
00:59:56Don't bother yourself, Hubert.
00:59:58I'll take care of him.
00:59:59Now you get it.
01:00:01Bless you, brother.
01:00:02Bless you.
01:00:08Honeybee, come on.
01:00:10Now, don't do that.
01:00:11A weeping woman makes me awful sad.
01:00:13Now, what's hailing you, daughter?
01:00:16Me and Wraith ain't marrying after all.
01:00:18Oh, I'll fix that.
01:00:20Don't you fret.
01:00:21I'll get a real preacher or a judge or something to marry you up good and legal.
01:00:24Now, you kids, come on to my place.
01:00:26All of you.
01:00:34Boys, you boys go in my still and fill up some jugs.
01:00:37We're going to celebrate my daughter's coming wedding.
01:00:50Melanie, you know it.
01:00:51He was no preacher.
01:00:52Now, you and me ain't married no how.
01:00:54It don't matter we ain't married.
01:00:55I'm leaving you, you meathead.
01:00:57Well, you can just forget it because I ain't going to give you that money to leave on.
01:01:00I already got it.
01:01:01You's a fool to think I couldn't find it.
01:01:03Yeah, but you're carrying my kid.
01:01:06You can't take that away from me.
01:01:07No kid, Buford.
01:01:09I'm carrying only my suitcase.
01:01:11What?
01:01:13What about that fellow you shot in New Orleans?
01:01:14You know, they're still looking for you.
01:01:16I just found out that guy's alive and kicking.
01:01:21So long, Tiger.
01:01:22Melanie!
01:01:24I'm going too, Pa.
01:01:25Me and Melanie love each other.
01:01:28Besides, you ain't rather married to her anyway, and we're going away together.
01:01:30Come on, honey.
01:01:34I want to kill him.
01:01:36I want to kill the both of them.
01:01:40Pa, I should have told you about him a whole long time ago.
01:01:43None of this would have happened.
01:01:46Sure, he's nice being away, Melanie.
01:01:49You're a sweet kid, but I'm not for you, honey.
01:01:52Here's the hundred you had.
01:01:53A hundred more.
01:01:59I want you, Melanie.
01:02:01I love you.
01:02:02I love you deep in my guts.
01:02:05Take me, I advise, kid.
01:02:06Go to the big city.
01:02:07You'll make out okay.
01:02:09By the way, tell them I recommended you.
01:02:21You better get on in here, honey, before it blows up.
01:02:30See you, country boy.
01:03:00Where are you?
01:03:01Honey, after 30 years, I reckon now's the time to float this old boat off the mud and head downriver.
01:03:07Then you'll have a chance to find a hunk of man like me for a husband.
01:03:11Oh, Pa.
01:03:13Come on, we'll go inside and start getting things ready, and then we can start off first thing in the
01:03:17morning.
01:03:18Yeah, mister.
01:03:22Oh, mister, I just come down here from the Ozarks, and I'm looking for a place to live and work.
01:03:29Do you all know where I might be able to find such a place?
01:03:32Well, now I...
01:03:33Just follow that path to the general store there.
01:03:36Mr. Burley, maybe, can help you.
01:03:39Well, thank you kindly, folks.
01:03:41I'll be seeing you.
01:03:52What are you thinking, Pa?
01:03:55Uh, this ain't a bad place, Luce, after all.
01:03:59And, uh, well, I was just thinking, uh, maybe we could hang around here a little while longer.
01:04:05Oh, Pa, not again.
01:04:07Oh, Pa, not again.
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