00:02I am the manager of Spawn Island.
00:05It's sort of like a waiting room for battle.
00:07You can't win, you can't lose.
00:09There's technically no consequences.
00:11You know, I know it's fun to dance,
00:13but everyone needs to get on the bus now.
00:16Where are you going?
00:17What are you doing?
00:18Stop! Stop that! Stop!
00:20I have to fix that now!
00:22For some reason, that makes people think
00:24they can treat this place like it's some sort of zoo.
00:28What's up, duck?
00:29What's up is that I'm cleaning your mess.
00:31What the players don't realize,
00:33okay, is that without me,
00:34this place falls apart fast.
00:36I get the players on the bus to Fortnite Island.
00:38I clean up.
00:39And I generally maintain order
00:41in a world where nothing makes sense.
00:45Okay, listen up.
00:46Got a couple of important announcements.
00:48First off, we've got multiple ice spices
00:51running around today.
00:52Very cool.
00:54Luckily, I have a little help now.
00:56They sent me the workplace variant
00:58of the foundation.
00:59He's been really, uh...
01:01He's doing his best.
01:07I don't think he understands that weapons
01:09don't do anything here.
01:11But, uh...
01:13I've never had a friend before, so...
01:15Don't put that in the thing.
01:19So, yeah, this place is insane.
01:22But I make the most of it.
01:24Because this is my kingdom.
01:27And, you know, someone wants to...
01:28You mother...
01:31You mother...
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