00:14What's up guys welcome back to top fangs
00:17Imagine 86 days of being scared by your co-worker. I mean how much is enough?
00:40You can see that this kid was not in the mood to show off for the dad today
00:45Hey, can anybody help me out? My son keeps wanting to hear the song, but I don't know what song
00:49it is
00:50What song is it
00:51It's out there, it's out there, it's out there
00:59That's great buddy. Can anybody help me out?
01:19They will follow your walk, but they will also be the first to judge you for that exact walk
01:36Oh
01:36Hello guys
01:37Hello
01:38Hello
01:42Hey, can I get a matcha latte?
01:44You're gonna order with Alexa
01:46Hey Alexa, can I get a matcha latte?
01:49That's a blender later
01:51You're gonna order with Alexa
01:54If you know what's going on, then please let me know down in the comments below
02:00I'm walking through and she's walking
02:01Excuse me
02:02Hey, how you doing?
02:03Oh, can I get a...
02:06Oh
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02:17Babe, $20? You can't draw a smiley face on your chin
02:24$20?
02:26Mm-hmm
02:28That's my 20
02:30Smiley face on my chin
02:35That's it
02:36My mask
02:38What do you mean?
02:38I said on your chin
02:39You really don't listen
02:41Oh, shit
02:41The funniest part is always the moments right after you survive a fall
03:05Oh
03:06Oh
03:08Oh, girl, take the potatoes
03:10Oh
03:10I thought you was toasting the plane
03:13If you ever see a cat looking at you like this
03:17Then be cautious at all times
03:20Then be cautious at all times
03:47And after dyeing your hair
03:49Where you look kinda like Uncle Fester from the Addams Family
04:05That's why
04:06It was the reality of the Strickon
04:09I don't know
04:09What's up, girl?
04:12How REPCCS
04:12I don't know
04:13I don't know
04:14You turned it
04:18So
04:18What at this point
04:19Absolutely
04:22Please
04:43A fart is the one thing that almost no one can mentally prepare for.
04:52Hi I just had a couple questions um how much are your training sessions so training sessions i you have
05:00to meet with the actual trainer to come to that or someone in sales do you know like the round
05:04ah that i don't know um it would have to be
05:10uh-huh
05:11We are going to keep talking.
05:16Come on baby.
05:18Come on baby.
05:27Daddy is going to cook dinner.
05:30Look.
05:30Look.
05:31Cook the dinner.
05:52It looks like this girl is not meant for the veggie lifestyle in 2026.
05:59I'm kind of cute.
06:08Oh my god this is disgusting.
06:11This is as far as i go and some of that i spit back up um whoever said that i
06:15caught a shade is good you're a freaking liar because that is disgusting.
06:19Oh my god this is disgusting.
06:21Dayı.
06:23Dayı.
06:26Dayı.
06:27Dayı.
06:28Dayı ne olacak şimdi?
06:33Dayı ne yapıyosun?
06:34Kapatsana şeyi kapat deli.
06:36Neyi?
06:37Kızım onu kapat.
06:38A aa deli ya aklına gelmiyor kapatla.
06:44Mayısın.
06:46Kızım onuダ dobry.
06:48Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
06:53Can you think of a more romantic way of asking your man to be your Valentine?
07:01Yeah.
07:02What the hell?
07:06That's all y'all got to do.
07:09That's it.
07:11shoot more arrows and be a dork how the hell did you get up there did you fly do you
07:20have wings
07:25i actually landed in my car
07:30oh wait drive up drive up
07:48let's go i feel like the guy behind the till has never seen this amount of chaos before yo ask
08:00bro
08:01how much is this hey yo uh because because i'm really trying to buy it ask him
08:10girl i i don't know what you're saying but what yeah i can uh yeah so tell him like i'm
08:16trying to
08:17buy it how much is it hey okay i don't need you to translate
08:41oh i have never seen someone being treated like this for eating their veggies
09:20crazy ass white women i have a question do you have to have to pay yeah we do
09:32i'm gonna have to take it though that's okay you get to use it look at
09:56as you can see men do the strangest things when we think we are alone
10:01i don't know
10:45so this is the kinds of things that couples get up to when they cancel on plans
11:01i don't know
11:04Oh my god, I'm so sorry.
11:07Oh my god.
11:11I can't believe it.
11:16I got some!
11:28It's so...
11:42We are going into a time, ladies and gentlemen, where we have to be so cautious about being filmed.
12:00Is that 94%?
12:04Nigga, come on.
12:06What? Oh.
12:07Have a go.
12:08I don't know, man. It just be taking off.
12:11Oh, your feet! Oh, your ass! Let's go!
12:12Oh, inside! Look at this!
12:14What do you want to go?
12:15Oh!
12:15You're talking about refreshing!
12:23What do you want?
12:24Bro, it's something cheesy.
12:28What was supposed to be in it?
12:30Bro, stop fucking playing.
12:32You want to talk to me?
12:42I have never seen a child more focused on getting a high level.
13:03What do you want?
13:05Papa?
13:08This...
13:09What do you want?
13:11What?
13:14What?
13:14What do you want?
13:18He's gonna have to take the wax out of the toe, right?
13:21Have you ever brushed your teeth?
13:27You smell like you've never brushed your teeth before.
13:30Okay.
13:31Have you brushed your teeth?
13:33Yep, I did brush my teeth this morning.
13:36Have I ever brushed your teeth again?
13:38Whatever happened to this guy today, it just made this guy's day so much better.
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14:29sister that the car was soundproof on the inside, but it was all a lie.
15:21As you can see, even the smallest dogs have a bit of monster in them.
15:25Hey Rizzo, do you want to play a game? It's called String Cheese Whack-A-Bole.
16:11Is it just me, or is this way too much effort to go through just for a mosquito?
16:18Do you want to play a video?
17:09Who would have known that just getting onto your bed would be so difficult?
17:16I'm afraid. One, two, three, and see it happen so fast you didn't even see it.
17:28Did you just fart?
17:31Maybe. Maybe I did fart.
17:36Some people call it farts, but I call it flannel.
17:39I call it passing the old guys. I call it the bean mixer.
17:59What would you think if you pulled up next to someone like this?
18:20I call it farts.
18:24That was the first time it's over here.
18:35Oh, my God!
18:50I think men take it as a badge of honor to embarrass their wives in public.
18:54He was lucky with my boy. I can be quiet. He said, I'm quiet. He said, you want to come
19:08out here for kisses? Come outside here and go outside for kisses, you know?
19:15Yeah. It's like, we go outside for kisses, you know? I wouldn't want to make out with you, you know?
19:23It's like, Mickey's been working me hard, you know? It's like loud. You knew it was loud? You might be
19:30loud. You know, I come here for kisses, you know? I just, I'll come to you.
19:46This mom has the right idea. Teach the kid how to dance early on.
20:31What do you love?
20:38That is the most
20:43Wow
20:45Wow, God
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21:24And we'll catch you on the next one
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