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00:00Babe, look, it's some minions!
00:02Hello, I'm going to eat a potato!
00:04What the...
00:06BANANA!
00:07What are you doing?
00:09Excellent!
00:133...
00:142...
00:151...
00:18Woohoo!
00:21Woohoo!
00:21Woohoo!
00:24Hey!
00:27Supposed to be on that side of the fence.
00:32Hamburger.
00:32What's going on guys?
00:34Today we are going to be taking a look at
00:35the absolute funniest clips on the internet
00:38and guys, we are going to be trying
00:39not to laugh. So guys,
00:42stick around for this laugh-filled ride
00:43because this is Top Things.
00:57Is it just me?
00:59Or does this grandpa
01:00clearly have no idea
01:02where he comes from?
01:03I don't know your bandanas in the world.
01:10Gay.
01:12Yo, can you say hi Mark?
01:15Can you say hi Mark?
01:16What up Mark?
01:16Yo!
01:19Shit!
01:21Woah!
01:21Woah!
01:23Woah!
01:24And in this week's episode of
01:25Influencers Cut in the Wild,
01:28this guy sees it all.
01:31This guy sees it all.
01:38Ay, sorry po!
01:40Oh, hilang!
01:47Go figure, look at that.
01:48Oh, look at that.
01:50Look at that!
01:51Oh, would you look at that!
01:54Oh, would you look at that!
01:55Grand finale!
01:57Oh!
02:00That did it.
02:01Have you ever been so distracted before
02:03that you end up ruining the entire video?
02:07Look at this.
02:08Worcester got a gay bridge.
02:11Look at this f***ing fruity.
02:13Oh my God!
02:14Look at the colors!
02:15They're so beautiful!
02:17Oh my God!
02:18What the f*** just happened?
02:19Oh my God!
02:20Oh my God!
02:39There is a certain weight limit
02:41where you should not be sliding down kiddy things.
02:48I'm going to eat
02:49with Rosanne Arquette.
02:54Now, I'm a plumber.
02:58Go here!
03:00Oh my God!
03:01I'm already opening my desk.
03:06When you're grocery shopping,
03:08you get the tomatoes,
03:09or if you're a real freak,
03:12the comados.
03:13The worst fails in the world
03:14are the kinds that ruin your Sunday lunch.
03:27The next station is Borden Manor.
03:43They say you see the scariest and strangest things when you're just clearly roaming the street.
03:50Joe, excuse me. My friend over there with the glasses really fancies you. Just over there.
04:11Who would have known that you could have such bad luck when you are just simply trying to get.
04:33There should be a rule against people drinking and walking in public, but unfortunately, people like this just get away.
05:06You get some people that put on a smile, but they're actually just pure evil in it.
05:37And it was at this exact moment that she stopped.
05:41Stop trusting this guy.
06:06Some people just really do not know how to laugh from the inside.
06:22I'm going to do a good job, Buffalo. Check her out. No tomatoes.
06:28Wrong car. Oh, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
06:34Wow, there's a lot of traffic.
06:37Oh my God. Did you hear that car?
06:39Now is it just me or is this the coolest daddy save in the history of time?
07:04You are about to see the smoothest move in the history of playing this game.
07:23Oh my God.
07:36Oh my God.
07:43Imagine trying to show off your new car to your friends and then this happens while you're still in the
07:49store.
08:02The funniest thing about fails is that they come from such confident people.
08:26No matter how strong you are, we all scream exactly like this when we see a scary thing.
08:41When you are working this job, you need to find little moments where you can just add some humor to
08:48get through the day.
08:50Sorry.
08:51Its not a sign
08:52Doesn't it make no sound?
08:59Did we even hit the XDDDD
09:13Looks good
09:16We are going to hit the XDDDD
09:41Can you spot the exact moment that gives away the fact that this was his first day on the
09:47job?
09:49Here's the first day.
09:51Do not be afraid!
09:57Hurra!
10:00How can you get that?
10:19Please tell me who was the genius that thought doing this in the mouth of a human being was a
10:25smart idea?
10:51So, this adorable little guy decided to fall asleep while her group was walking and take
10:57a look at what happens when she wakes up.
11:07Rita? Rita? Rita?
11:16She's going to be angry with you.
11:19Rita?
11:20Mama is talking to you.
11:22She's going to go to the house and talk to you.
11:29Now, this seems like the kind of skit that you would see on an episode of the Three Stooges.
11:41Oh!
11:44Oh!
11:47Oh!
11:48Oh!
11:49Oh!
11:49Oh!
11:52Oh!
11:55Oh!
11:59Oh!
12:01Oh!
12:03Oh!
12:03Oh!
12:03Oh!
12:03Oh!
12:05This cad must be wondering what she did to get herself in this mess.
12:24Oh!
12:25Oh!
12:29You will never be able to hear your alarm tone the same way ever again!
12:39They're glassy, don't chop them!
12:48Now I see a bunch of cats, and all of them have never looked so confused before.
13:04You wanna come and f***ing bother me, b****? You wanna bother me?
13:07Who do you work for?
13:12Who do you work for?
13:19Oh, you're just getting lucky today.
13:24We have all been in this exact situation.
13:28Being so scared to look at your exam mark.
13:31It's beautiful. It's like Lebrun.
13:35The other one with me is a man.
13:43Sorry.
13:51Someone in this kitchen clearly knew that his life was in danger.
13:57Made this delicious, homemade spaghetti sauce for dinner.
14:01And I think the only ingredient still missing is a begging-ass little sausage that won't get out of my
14:08kitchen!
14:10All right, catch you, girl.
14:17Abortion takes a human life.
14:20Yeah, I sure hope it does.
14:23These ladies in this clip had no idea what was waiting for them.
14:40Hey, excuse me. Can I get a white chocolate pistachio matcha please?
14:43I'll be right with you. Just give me a second.
14:44Yeah, no worries. I know you're busy. Take your time.
14:51You can immediately tell that this dad did not have a good day today.
15:25The funniest part of all of this has to be when both of them actually get scared.
15:34Oh my gosh!
15:35Babe!
15:36Babe!
15:37Somebody! It's right here!
15:38Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
15:41Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
15:43Oh, oh, oh, oh.
15:44Oh, oh, oh.
15:45Oh, oh, oh.
15:57Okay.
15:58And now, I will never trust when my partner does this to me.
16:03Hey Bo, do you wanna try some of this?
16:05What is it?
16:10Is that peanut butter?
16:12Yeah.
16:13I'm allergic to peanuts.
16:15My cheek's fellin' up.
16:25Can you believe that they are now selling toy sets to make sure that you never forget
16:30about this day?
16:32I don't know who thought this was a good idea, but it's a candle.
16:57So ladies and gentlemen, take this as a lesson.
17:00If you look away for even a second, everything can change.
17:04How long does it take you to grow a mustache?
17:08Pretty quick.
17:09Really?
17:09Like, pretty quick.
17:11I doubt.
17:12There's no way that you can grow the-
17:14Hey!
17:15Sorry!
17:17Are you doing out there?
17:19Yeah, I'm trying to get out of the time.
17:24My friend Nicole's out.
17:25Hey!
17:28What are you doing on the calculator?
17:29Blood and time.
17:31Did I perform right inside my sleeve right now?
17:32This is the kind of love that you actually really want to see in your relationship.
17:47Anak ka nang po-
17:48Dude!
17:54You're embarrassing this, you're embarrassing.
17:57It's okay.
18:07now is it just me or is there something strange about this guy's ankles my name is Maximus Decimus
18:14Miridius my name is Jeff
18:38now what would you do if you saw this happen to your bedroom lights
18:43hey guys question about my light socket is this normal let me know
18:53yo this snow is killing me this is killing me bro it's bad don't go outside
19:01don't go outside please this is a warning
19:10I have seen so many fights before but this one is kind of very different
19:45I think every animal in this
19:47area must be so freaked out right now
20:00you want to try it go for it
20:21I always thought that riding one of these is more difficult than it looks
20:32what is happening
20:36what is happening
21:07is he doing sit-ups
21:13that's not normal people don't do that
21:33I have heard so many dad jokes in my entire life but this one definitely takes the cake by far
21:42what is faster than an escalator
21:46an elevator and pretty much anything what is faster than an escalator anything like a car a plane train elevator
21:56the stairs the way I take them because I run them
22:01do you want me to say something I feel like I was completely correct but go ahead
22:07what's the answer
22:08an escalator
22:14someone please tell grandma that she is not blowing hard enough
22:19I do it
22:21I do it in an escalator
22:22it's
22:23it's
22:24it's
22:26it's
22:48it's
22:49it's
22:51it's
22:51imagine spending all day baking this cake and then this happens
22:55thus
23:13a
23:14a
23:14a
23:15an
23:16a
23:16a
23:17a
23:17ou
23:18a
23:18a
23:19a
23:19What is it?
23:20Come on!
23:21Come on!
23:48Come on!
23:53Listen, I...
23:54No.
23:56I bought these noodles at the farmer's market that are different colors.
24:03God dang, I should have never picked that one up.
24:07Not that color.
24:08I should not have picked that up.
24:12Fuck.
24:13As always, thank you guys for watching.
24:15Don't forget to smash that like button, hit the subscribe, and we'll catch you on the
24:19next one.
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