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00:10Anya Hull, the Pink Pony Club, yeah?
00:12Yeah. I'd love your legs.
00:14Thank you. Unbelievable.
00:16I did spill tea down them and I thought, oh no, it's gonna look like piss.
00:19I did wonder what that was, a bit excitable.
00:24Previously, we brought back the 80s with a banging night at the Priory Club.
00:27Hello, Priory Hill!
00:30What a night.
00:32100% Danny Dar effect.
00:33We set about getting a playground built for the park's kids.
00:37You can't say I want it there and then later on go, oh mate, what it is, I wanted it
00:40over there.
00:41But we were already facing some resistance.
00:44No. What?
00:46No. You'll ruin this site, you put a pike on you.
00:48And I would all go hand in hand.
00:53Hand in hand for a bear.
00:56I can't lie.
01:08Last month's 80s night was a huge hit with the residents.
01:11But we still didn't know if all our hard work had actually helped increase profits.
01:17Right, Dan, I'm very proud of us because we pulled something off out of the bag, didn't we?
01:22Like a Thursday night sort of turnout, right?
01:23I had a really good night that night.
01:25It was a good night.
01:25Matching costumes and all that.
01:2680s night.
01:27Yeah.
01:28Pulled the big guns out, made some calls.
01:30It was a brilliant night.
01:31Everybody loved it.
01:32They did, didn't they?
01:32Listen, I've got a lot of people in love.
01:34It sounds like one of their best nights.
01:36That's what I told you, it's about making memories for people.
01:38That's a memory, yeah?
01:39It is.
01:39There's people out there coming up to me that were gutted they couldn't make it.
01:42It was such a good night.
01:43I've never seen so many people make an effort.
01:45Did we take a few quid that night?
01:46I feel like that bar was rammer.
01:48Yeah, considering it was a Thursday, we did really, really well.
01:51So we took £4,668.
01:55Oh, I'm sure that's broke a record.
01:56Yeah, probably our best Thursday ever.
01:58Given that it was such a huge success, we should try and do more nights like this.
02:02I'm up for it.
02:03Like more themed nights, more fancy dress nights.
02:05We should do Spice Girls.
02:07What can you call on a couple of favours now?
02:09Who do you know?
02:09You've got a couple of famous people.
02:11I know Becky Hill.
02:12Becky Hill could get Becky.
02:13You know who Becky Hill is?
02:14Yeah.
02:14Oh, you do?
02:15She's doing a tribute, actually.
02:16The real Becky Hill?
02:17No, a tribute.
02:18Oh.
02:19Yeah.
02:20Anyway, right.
02:21Right then, let's go.
02:22Out of the dark and into the lights
02:25When the morning comes, I will be alright
02:29On a higher, we turn to the playground.
02:33Now set to be tucked behind the pool and clubhouse, the spot was perfect.
02:39Or so we fall.
02:42Do you know where they're putting the playground?
02:45Right outside your door.
02:46No, you can't do that.
02:47You can't do that.
02:48It's ridiculous.
02:48It's stupid.
02:49It's the worst place you could put it.
02:50Who wants to open their door and see this big, you know.
02:53Nah.
02:54Huge.
02:55You've got two massive fields and you want to put it there.
03:00What can you actually fit there?
03:02Because it's such a small space.
03:03It's madness.
03:04It surely isn't signed off.
03:05If my wife come up to me and said, Al, think of a place where we can put this park,
03:09but think of the worst place you can put it.
03:11I put it there.
03:12I'm really annoyed about it.
03:14There's been no consultation from Mr. Dyer.
03:17No fault went into it at all.
03:20It's a holiday park.
03:21We appreciate as kids.
03:23But having a swing park in front of your chalet, that ain't what we signed up for.
03:29I'll put it this way, bluntly.
03:30If we come to buy this chalet and that swim park was here, guess what?
03:36We wouldn't have bought the chalet.
03:37End of.
03:42Isn't it interesting, Dan?
03:44What?
03:44That, um, you know, that they like to get their seat for bingo.
03:51It's like reserving a sun lounger, innit?
03:54Oh.
03:57You here for the bingo, though, you little lup?
04:02Yeah.
04:03All right, okay.
04:03Is that your favourite seat?
04:05Yes.
04:05Yes.
04:07How we doing?
04:09Oh, we're just, um, making sure it's all clean.
04:13For bingo.
04:14For the bingo lot.
04:15You look a bit down.
04:16What's happened?
04:17Park, innit?
04:18Sit there, baby.
04:20I'll come here.
04:21What's happening, anyway?
04:22This park idea.
04:25Great idea.
04:26Yeah.
04:26Great idea.
04:27Love it.
04:29But...
04:29Oh.
04:29The location.
04:32Yes.
04:32Which we did discuss.
04:33Yeah, we did discuss.
04:34Which was...
04:34Back of the pool.
04:35Back of the pool, yeah.
04:37The residents have gone apeshit.
04:39The residents have gone...
04:39Mental.
04:40They don't want it near their gaff.
04:43Go on, then.
04:43What they said.
04:44So, basically, the first resident is gonna sell.
04:47He'll leave straight away.
04:48And the one behind, they don't want it either.
04:50They're an old couple.
04:51And the customer behind that said,
04:53I'll also sell.
04:53I don't want it.
04:54So, not one of them wants it.
04:54Every one of them.
04:55I've got the hump over it.
04:56Not one of them wants it.
04:57They say they come down for a bit of peace and quiet.
04:59So, they don't want all the kids right outside their chalet there.
05:03Because they bought it as a fill.
05:05Yeah.
05:05As a nice quiet area.
05:06And it was gonna change and they don't wanna be here.
05:08Yeah, I understand that.
05:09They're some of our oldest customers as well.
05:11Oldest residents as well.
05:12Yeah, I can tell by their chalos.
05:14They look after them.
05:15They love them.
05:16But we spoke about going to Nuts Farm and doing it there.
05:19Remember?
05:20Nuts were pretty much the same.
05:21They didn't want it near their vans.
05:23We've got to build a park.
05:24We have to build a park.
05:25We have to.
05:26I understand that the older lot, you know,
05:29they want peace and quiet.
05:31But we're trying to keep young people coming through.
05:34Oh, it's great.
05:35Why are we all Nuts Farm?
05:36There's loads to do for the kids.
05:38One friend's come out and cut it down with a chainsaw.
05:41What?
05:41If it's made of metal, they won't be able to cut it down,
05:43will they?
05:43A reciprocating saw.
05:44What?
05:44What's wrong with a park?
05:45Oh, look at me talking about your saws now, look.
05:47Right for a park?
05:49Yeah.
05:54As getting a playground in the Priory Earth was proving tricky...
05:59Oh, this is lovely today, isn't it?
06:02Lovely blue sky, Jack.
06:02Right up for this today, I am.
06:03Yeah?
06:04We cracked on with another idea to relieve the kids' boredom.
06:07You're the football lot, yeah?
06:09You're here to sort the football...
06:10Now where are you going?
06:11Go straight down there and to the right.
06:13Would you have wanted to have been a footballer if you weren't an actor?
06:16Could still be.
06:17Nuts, nuts, nuts, nuts.
06:20So we got John, the groundsman for local club Sheppard United, to give us a hand.
06:26What do you think of this bit of ground then?
06:28It's a bit parched, Dan, but it'll do, won't it?
06:31Don't want it too close to the vans.
06:32Yeah.
06:33So I'm thinking the pitch needs to be as close to this fence as possible, really.
06:39Coming away at an angle.
06:40Yeah, I think so, yeah, what do you reckon?
06:41To keep it square.
06:42How big is it? Five a side?
06:44Should be 36 by 27, but we're gonna go 30 by 20 to fit it in the field.
06:49OK, gotcha.
06:50What about the kids?
06:50How will they know how to do their teams and that?
06:53What do you mean?
06:53How will they go, like, I'm the five, you're the four?
06:55How do they do that?
06:56Don't worry about that.
06:56We don't get involved in that, bollocks.
06:57We just give them a pitch.
06:58They probably should do, like, slot bookings and that, shouldn't they?
07:01Again, you're worrying about shit we don't have to worry about, right?
07:03We provide them a pitch, then they can deal with the rest of it.
07:06Yeah.
07:10Oh, it's quite big.
07:12So, this is to the centre of the goal at the minute.
07:15So, ten metres in, ten metres that way.
07:18Oh, what, so we're going that way, are we?
07:20So, this will be the centre of the goal.
07:22Yes, OK, lovely.
07:23Yeah, gotcha.
07:24Love that.
07:25We just needed to get the posts in the ground
07:27before anyone else could complain.
07:32Got it.
07:37Crisp white goals, look.
07:39Love that.
07:42I'll let you crack on, yeah?
07:44Yeah, all over it like a rash, Dad.
07:46I see you watching on.
07:47We're just doing a little five-a-side pitch here,
07:49and, er, I was thinking I was going to draft you up.
07:52I can't even see the ball.
07:53No, it's got a bell in it.
07:55How do you feel about having a pitch here?
07:56I know it's been a little bit of debate over the sense of...
07:59Why?
07:59...some people don't want noise.
08:01So, how do you feel about it?
08:02No problem.
08:03Oh, you're with us, oh, good.
08:04Yeah.
08:05How long have you had a van down here for?
08:07Oh, I'm now 80.
08:10Oh, OK.
08:11And I bought the first caravan down here when I was 18.
08:14Oh, the good old days, eh?
08:16Oh, wow.
08:17So, you've had your, sort of, kids coming through,
08:19and so you've managed to keep the tradition going.
08:22Was it?
08:22Because me and Danny, you know, we've been here a while now,
08:24and that's what we're trying to do, really,
08:25is trying to, you know, keep the place interesting,
08:28and, you know, it's the young people coming through,
08:30hence why I've done the football pitch,
08:31because if there's nothing for young people to do here,
08:33then they won't buy a van down here,
08:34and that's the end of this game.
08:35That reminds me when Harry was here, though.
08:36Oh, go on, Harry.
08:37I know Harry, yes.
08:38Yeah.
08:39Senior.
08:40Senior.
08:41Yeah.
08:43So, Harry's dad?
08:44Yeah.
08:44He was in the caravan next to ours.
08:46He used to do a father's side here on a Sunday.
08:49Really?
08:50Yeah.
08:50That went on for a few years.
08:52Wow.
08:53So it's always been, that's what I'm saying,
08:54as soon as I see the post go up,
08:57yeah, it brings back memories.
08:58Right, OK.
08:59Well, what an absolute pleasure.
09:00What a wonderful man.
09:01Take care, babe.
09:02Lovely to see you, my darling.
09:03Nice to meet you.
09:03Lovely to see you.
09:04Lovely to meet you.
09:06See you soon.
09:07Have a lovely day.
09:08Enjoy yourself, whatever you're doing today.
09:10This is a good idea.
09:11Yeah, it was a lovely little idea.
09:12It's a good idea of me putting a call into Harry.
09:15Yeah.
09:15The kids know who he is, because he won the jungle.
09:17He's a West Ham legend, even though he did fucking go to Tottenham.
09:20But we'll let all that go for now.
09:22And I think if we can roll Harry in, get a little team together.
09:25Yeah, it could be the launch of the old five-a-side football pitch on Nuts Farm.
09:34I bumped into a lovely old geezer called Bernard, and he mentioned your name.
09:41He said, listen, Harry used to come down here with his dad and all that sort of stuff.
09:45And I thought, well, no way.
09:45I said, well, Harry's had a caravan down Nuts Farm.
09:48Is that true, Harry?
09:49Nuts Farm.
09:50Oh, we lived at Nuts Farm.
09:51When I was a kid in a youth, you know, we'd all come down the caravan.
09:55We had the time of our life down here at Nuts Farm.
09:57Oh, that's amazing.
09:59Well, look, I'm down here, right, and I'm trying to run it with me daughter Danny.
10:02Now, it's been up and down.
10:04Yeah.
10:04I'm not going to fucking lie.
10:06I was wondering if you fancied coming down, having a little reminisce.
10:09Yeah, I'd love to.
10:10Right, come and have a little mooch about.
10:12I'm going to get the staff together.
10:13Yeah.
10:13And we're going to get a little team together.
10:15And the residents, they're going to get a little team together.
10:18And I was wondering if you'd come down, manage the residents,
10:20we'll have a little kick about.
10:21Of course.
10:21I want to make this a tradition again.
10:23And we'll see how we go, eh?
10:24Lovely, Danny.
10:25I look forward to it.
10:26Oh, good boy.
10:26I'll be in touch, son.
10:27Lots of love.
10:28Cheers, Dan.
10:28God bless you.
10:29Bye, mate.
10:29Bye, Danny.
10:30Oh, what a touch.
10:32What a touch.
10:34Eh?
10:35Bit of Harry Redknapp on the firm, see?
10:38Amazing.
10:39That's all you need.
10:43That evening, it was time to go from a game I love to one I couldn't stand.
10:48Bingo.
10:50It's not just a religion for die-hard residents.
10:53It's also a significant source of income for the park.
10:57I love bingo.
11:03Absolutely love it.
11:04You get to meet people and you're having a laugh and you meet all different walks of life.
11:10And look, I'm just a girl now.
11:12Come on.
11:21It's bingo.
11:22It's bingo.
11:23Good evening, one and all.
11:25And welcome to the Priory Club.
11:27It's bingo time.
11:29It brings people in from other sites, people that are not even on our camp.
11:32Last year alone, over 3,000 people played on Priory with payouts totaling over $104,000.
11:39I absolutely hated it.
11:41When I first come down here, I would not do it.
11:44I know it changes a little wind and then you're hooked.
11:47That's it.
11:48Yeah.
11:48We're starting with a three.
11:49Do you want that three to start you off?
11:50Yeah, just that one.
11:50Yeah, definitely.
11:52Everyone sits in the same tables, yeah.
11:55Yeah, I've sat on the same table for 17 years.
11:58Every night, minus maybe one or two.
12:01After the 80s night, I started wondering what else in the entertainment needed a shake-up.
12:06And bingo taking up three nights a week felt like a good place to start.
12:11I like a bit of bingo.
12:12Yeah?
12:13Yeah.
12:14I used to go with Nanny, didn't I, on a Sunday?
12:16Yeah, you did.
12:16You're right.
12:17Look, you better not win in here.
12:18They'll think it's rigged.
12:20Yeah, they would think it's rigged.
12:22I'll be paying down onto your pink ticket now.
12:24Pink ticket?
12:25Where's the pink?
12:26Right, here's your pink ticket.
12:27Right.
12:28Come on, you.
12:29You're fucking doing that.
12:30You're being silly.
12:32Right, here you go.
12:32Ready?
12:33First number's five and eight, 58.
12:37Seven and eight, 78.
12:40Seven and one, 71.
12:42Yeah, I can't do.
12:43It's too quick for me.
12:45It's too fast.
12:45Six and five and 65.
12:48I'm not fast.
12:50What, to find the numbers?
12:51All that bollocks here?
12:5276.
12:55Two and six, 26.
12:59Nine, oh, applying to 90.
13:00It makes no sense to me, my darling.
13:02You crack nine.
13:04Six and seven, 67.
13:08Seven, oh, applying to 70.
13:10I can't work it out, darling.
13:13Yeah.
13:15Eight and seven, 87.
13:17Five and nine, 59.
13:19Can't keep up.
13:19It's too fast.
13:20But, yeah, intense.
13:22Fast and tense.
13:24And, of course, you can't go, oh, I didn't hear that one,
13:27because you'd get fucking glassed in there.
13:30I can't sit in there.
13:31That's not from where.
13:31I'm gonna have to read out the numbers at some point as well,
13:33and that's fucking petrifying.
13:34That's more frightening to me than doing Pinta live on the West End stage,
13:39and that's the fucking truth.
13:40That is scary shit.
13:42I can't.
13:42I can't.
13:49I can't.
13:54I can't.
13:58I can't.
14:12I can't.
14:18I can't.
14:22I can't.
14:26I can't.
14:29I can't.
14:32It's just the Priory would play Nuts Farm on the field.
14:36Ain't changed that much around here, you know?
14:39The Rose & Crown's still there?
14:41Look.
14:42That's where they'd have a punch up on Saturday night.
14:44There'd be people singing on the mic in there, and it's, yeah, just,
14:50same old, same old.
14:51Brilliant.
14:54My career has taken me from sort of West Ham, Tottenham, you know, Portsmouth, Bournemouth,
15:00you know, managed against Fergie, Mourinho, Wenger, everybody, really, haven't I?
15:04But if I can't beat Danny, then I really think I should retire.
15:12Here he is.
15:13Hi, Dan.
15:14Good to see you, Sam.
15:15You all right, mate? How you doing?
15:16Hi, Danny.
15:17How are you?
15:18Happy to meet you.
15:19Welcome, mate. Welcome back.
15:20Here he is. Look at him.
15:22This is Jimmy.
15:23Hey, Harry.
15:25Hello, mate. So nice to meet you.
15:26Nice to see you.
15:27So, this is Jimmy's family's guest.
15:29I remember meeting your old man.
15:30Yeah, yeah.
15:30He used to come out shouting at us.
15:32No!
15:34Now, when I first arrived here, I realised there's a bit of rivalry between Priory and Nuts.
15:40Yeah.
15:40Now, I didn't know this.
15:41They don't really get on.
15:43You know, you've got the caravan lot, which would have been your lot, and the chalet lot.
15:46Now, when I was a kid, I had one of them caravans that had no cars in it.
15:51That's right.
15:51Oh, so did we. Yeah, yeah.
15:52So, we used to look up to people with chalets.
15:55Yeah.
15:55And now, it's the roles in reverse.
15:57Now, the chalets are only going up about five grand.
15:59Really?
15:59And these are going up for 40 grand, these.
16:01Really? Yeah.
16:02I suppose when you was here, you wouldn't have had these sort of vans down here, would you?
16:05No!
16:06All little, probably little old caravans.
16:07Yeah, little diddy ones, you know.
16:10Here he is.
16:11Look at him living it up, old Bernard there, look.
16:13Who's going to sell out of Bernard?
16:15Put someone down to see you, Bernard.
16:17Bernard, how are you doing?
16:18How are you?
16:18Well, we've got him down here.
16:20We've got him down here.
16:20Seeing you is like reincarnation of your dad.
16:23I know, yeah, yeah.
16:23And I'd do that with me.
16:25My missus said, you do that with your hair.
16:27Yeah, that's what happened.
16:27Your dad was always doing that.
16:29Right, so, anyway, Bernard, I bumped into you the other week and you were telling me about,
16:32you know, the old football that we used to have down here back in the day.
16:35And you come up with a lovely idea that we should try and bring it back.
16:38Which then give me, and then you started to speak about Harry.
16:40Yeah, because I remember you coming down and see Harry's seen you.
16:43Of course, yeah, yeah.
16:44What do I say?
16:45Yeah.
16:45He was the one where we used to go over there on a Sunday afternoon.
16:48The whole campsite literally used to be around that football pitch.
16:51Really?
16:51Have a game.
16:52So, what was it, Fiverside?
16:53It was a Fiverside.
16:54Yeah, Fiverside.
16:55Competitions between the camps.
16:56Well, inevitably, that's what I want.
16:58Yeah.
16:58So, we're going to have a game with the staff.
17:00Yeah.
17:00Against the residents.
17:02You're on the residents.
17:03Well, he's the manager of the residents, of course.
17:05Yeah.
17:06And then, hopefully, it starts it off that every year they start playing other campsites.
17:10Little blobs, you've got arts, you've got...
17:12So, really, I wanted to start a tradition off.
17:14Brilliant.
17:14Where do you think your old van was then, Harry?
17:16The old van?
17:17Where do you think his old van was?
17:18Yeah.
17:19Where Steve's van is.
17:20Well, look, this one here.
17:21Yeah.
17:22Yeah.
17:22Let's have a look at that one then, mate.
17:23Oh, Bernie, lovely to see you.
17:25Thank you, mate.
17:25Keep well, keep well, mate.
17:27Look at this one here, though.
17:28Blimey.
17:29Glass, look.
17:29Could live in here.
17:30And how long have you had this plot?
17:32Twelve years.
17:33We bought it off of Harry's...
17:34Oh, so you did.
17:35Oh, I see.
17:36And then, what's there not to like about?
17:39And when you turn around here...
17:40No, it's a good plot here.
17:41Fantastic.
17:42Yeah.
17:42We're gonna have a little sit in front of your plot, if you don't mind.
17:45Take the pew, son.
17:46All right, Danny boy.
17:49I've, you know, I've bit off a little bit more than I can chew.
17:51I didn't realise, you know, difficult here.
17:54For one, I'm not a businessman, Harry.
17:56Yeah.
17:56I've never been.
17:56I've never run a business.
17:58It's been hard, mate.
17:59It's been hard.
17:59It's a great spot, Dan.
18:00I mean, he lays down.
18:02It's an hidden gem, I think.
18:03It's brilliant.
18:04It really is, mate.
18:08Your old man has been absolutely smashing the cruise.
18:10Absolutely.
18:11So we need to change the barrel.
18:14Yeah.
18:15Watch your feet.
18:15You've got to get it in the right spot.
18:16Is that in?
18:17That's in, yeah.
18:18I think so.
18:18Ooh, something's spitting at me.
18:21Oh, there we go.
18:22It's in.
18:23Push that down.
18:24Yeah, push it down.
18:25Tap that little button there.
18:26The bit up there should turn green.
18:28Great.
18:29Lovely.
18:32Here we go.
18:33Oh, here's our little pits.
18:34Look, look.
18:35Perfect.
18:36Perfect, isn't it?
18:36Look.
18:37Bit jackal on the hill on the old corner flag.
18:39Would that do?
18:39Yeah.
18:40So, Harry, this is Paul, who runs the site.
18:42How are you, mate?
18:43Oh, good, cheers.
18:44What an honour it is to meet you, mate.
18:45A wonderful mark.
18:46This is Harry.
18:46Very nice to meet you, mate.
18:47Nice to meet you.
18:47Mark's good handy, man.
18:48It's been played on a lot.
18:50They've only been in for, like, relatively five minutes,
18:52haven't they?
18:53And the kids have been all over it.
18:54It's good to see the kids play here.
18:55Get them out of here.
18:56The kids are over here playing football.
18:57Obviously, Harry's come over.
18:59He's gonna manage the residence.
19:01The residence?
19:02Yes.
19:02Well, because he was a resident.
19:04Yeah.
19:04Right?
19:05His old man started the football off years ago.
19:07Who have we got managing us, then?
19:08Well, me.
19:08What do you mean?
19:09What, so they've got a Premier League manager
19:11and we've got Mean Machine's Billy the Limping?
19:13Good film, that.
19:14Billy the Limping gets a winning goal at the end,
19:16if you remember rightly.
19:17Who's the ref?
19:18Piero Weezer clean-up.
19:19Proper ref coming down.
19:20Got a proper geezer coming down.
19:22Wade him on.
19:22See you later, boys.
19:23See you at the game.
19:25They need fans lovely, though.
19:26They're lovely, you know.
19:27They're all got lovely deck in them.
19:28Oh, my God.
19:30With the big game only a couple of weeks away,
19:32I was feeling good.
19:35Cue a letter from Swell Council.
19:39Ben?
19:40What, babe?
19:41Well, I've got some news.
19:42What?
19:43Your submission has been received for the above proposal.
19:47Yeah.
19:48Unfortunately, we require further information
19:50to enable us to validate the application.
19:53If you wish to proceed with this application,
19:56please provide the following listed below.
19:59Go on.
20:00It is not clear from the red outline
20:02on the site location plan
20:04where the proposed works will be carried out.
20:06I told you this
20:08when we done the bollocky square.
20:09No.
20:10I don't know why you'd have a slide up against the fence.
20:13Please amend the red outline
20:15so that it includes where the proposed development
20:17to the main, the highway...
20:19That's bad fucking grammar.
20:20Yeah, that's bad.
20:20Including the access to the main highway.
20:23The application plan should be based on an up-to-date map.
20:25The owner's ownership outlined in blue.
20:27The direction of north must be shown.
20:28By sufficient roads.
20:30Scal bar should be included.
20:31Landscaping.
20:32Carb.
20:32Biodiversity.
20:33Oh no, it gets better.
20:34The fee required for this type of application is $2,578.
20:39Therefore, an additional payment of $1,990 is required.
20:43Let's say that one more fucking money at me.
20:43We've got it all wrong.
20:44We need to resubmit it and pay him.
20:46Have you finished yours?
20:47Yeah, I've sucked that right off.
20:49Now I want more ready.
20:51I love you, but I don't want moustache germs on there.
20:56What, in my moustache?
20:56The only thing in my moustache is your mother.
21:02There's not much totty down here for us to look at.
21:04No, no, no.
21:05You can look.
21:05That's it.
21:06But my grandkids would be horrified.
21:09Yeah.
21:10Oh, yeah.
21:10Especially when her son was out that day
21:13and he walked along the band that does the muscle man.
21:16Oh, Barry.
21:17I went, oh, I would.
21:19And she went, excuse me, that's my grandson.
21:26A few days later, it was time for my training with Bingo Jedi.
21:31Oh.
21:33Right.
21:34Right.
21:35Bit of bingo selling then, mate.
21:36Right.
21:36Bingo.
21:37What is all this?
21:39There's a bit of a spiel to it.
21:40Come and get your books, your bingo books, ladies and gentlemen.
21:43Now, not everyone wants the same.
21:45So a standard set would be six of them.
21:46Six of them.
21:47Top and bottom.
21:47You can't sell going over the middle,
21:49because then you're going to have different numbers.
21:50Yeah.
21:51One of these, second chance flyer.
21:52One of those, blue flyer.
21:53And just one of these open the box.
21:55So we play an eight-page main.
21:56So we go front to back in the main books.
21:58One game at a time.
21:59One line, two lines, full house on each game.
22:01Yeah, I've gone.
22:02You've lost me already, mate.
22:07Baffled, we moved on to selling ticket books.
22:10Someone comes up, right?
22:11I'll go.
22:11What do you want?
22:12Yeah.
22:12Maybe be a little bit more polite.
22:14Okay, hello, babe.
22:15You look lovely.
22:16What are you after, my little sweets?
22:18What do you want back round you?
22:20I'll have six, two second chance, one flyer.
22:23Okay.
22:23Two open the box.
22:24And I'll have two oddies as well.
22:25All right, okay.
22:26We'll pick up what you need, darling.
22:27They're all here.
22:27No, no, no, no.
22:28You know what they are.
22:30Seems like a lot of fucking trouble, doesn't it?
22:31Yeah, but it's a big lure, though, mate.
22:33Bingo is a big lure.
22:34Always has been as well for a long time.
22:36Yeah, I know it is.
22:36So, two of them, two of them.
22:38No, one of them.
22:39One of them.
22:39One of them.
22:40Two of them.
22:41Why two of them?
22:42That's what they want.
22:43So, that's six quid.
22:44Two second chance.
22:45Seven, eight, nine, ten.
22:46One flyer.
22:47Two open the box.
22:48Ten, eleven quid.
22:49No.
22:50Say that again.
22:51Six.
22:52Six what, babe?
22:52What do you want?
22:53Six.
22:53I'll have a six.
22:54One blue flyer.
22:55So, that's six.
22:56Seven, eight.
22:56Eight.
22:57So, they want eight, but they want them odd, though.
22:58So, what have been a **** about it?
22:59Because that's how they...
22:59Why don't you tell me eight, and then I'll give you the eight, and then I'll give you the
23:03two second chances.
23:04They want their oddies to be odd.
23:10Next, it was on to the park's very own Commodore 64 Death Star.
23:15Two and three, twenty and three.
23:19One.
23:20No, it's on its own, number one.
23:22So, when it's on, it's jack.
23:23Yeah.
23:24Three and three.
23:26Thirty-three.
23:27All the threes.
23:28Thirty-three.
23:29So, you always do that, do you?
23:31All the sixes.
23:33Sixty-six.
23:34We need someone to call up, really, now.
23:36Yep.
23:36So, hold up.
23:37So, when someone goes, what do they say?
23:38E-R.
23:39They say, E-R.
23:40E-R.
23:40Hold on, hold on.
23:41Now, what happens?
23:42Paul will go along now to that table.
23:44Paul, any chance?
23:45You didn't say line called.
23:46Line call.
23:48Paul will do that.
23:48Oh, no.
23:49Paul does it.
23:50No, no.
23:50You say line called.
23:52One of you.
23:52Make your mind up.
23:53Who's doing it?
23:53You.
23:54Right, so I've just had me E-R.
23:55That's a line call.
23:57Any value, Paul?
23:58One, two, three, four.
24:00So, we press that red button there.
24:01So, I press the red.
24:02Type in.
24:03They say one, two, three, four.
24:04I'll type shit in now, look.
24:08And it'll say, not valid because it ain't a winner.
24:11False call.
24:11So, if that was right, then, you would say, that's good for a line.
24:15That's good for the line, that is.
24:17How would you say mark number 64 on your second chance?
24:20You got that second chance thing, right?
24:21Of course I am.
24:22You might as well be talking to me in fucking Arabic.
24:26This bingo game is confusing.
24:28I've underestimated it.
24:30When I see something else I could do without it.
24:41Right, just have a little dip.
24:42It's too hot out there.
24:43That's it.
24:46A couple of tinnies.
24:47It's beautiful.
24:48Come here.
24:50It's fine.
24:51Let's have a peace.
24:52No.
24:52Don't be doing that.
24:55I love you, but not that much.
24:56Where's me rubber duck?
25:03Oh, look at them.
25:06When I saw you coming over, I thought, who's these athletes coming over here?
25:12Perhaps they're training for the next Olympics.
25:14Yeah, exactly.
25:15So, look, I brought you over here because we've got the little earth five-a-side pitch.
25:19I would like to kick it off with a match.
25:22I thought what we'd do today is see if anyone's got anything about them.
25:25Anything.
25:26Ellen, have you ever played football, darling?
25:29I'm going to go for no.
25:30Oh, have you ever?
25:31Bits and bobs with the kids.
25:32So, you have kicked a ball?
25:33Yeah.
25:34Yeah?
25:34When was the last time you played a competitive match?
25:36Never.
25:36Never.
25:37You're young, look at him, look, full of spunk.
25:39I play every week.
25:40Yeah?
25:42Lovely.
25:42Jim?
25:43I play FIFA.
25:44Right.
25:45I have played, but...
25:46So, you have played?
25:47Not anymore, no.
25:48What's that?
25:48My knee.
25:49What's happened to your knee?
25:50I've got one ACL in this leg.
25:51This one's gone.
25:52Done.
25:52Right.
25:54Right.
25:54Well, let's just start.
25:55Just take the penny at me.
25:56Let's see who can actually strike a ball.
25:59Ready?
26:02Love that.
26:03You didn't even die.
26:05Oh, I love that.
26:07I don't know what foot to use.
26:09Well, you don't know what footage you are?
26:10No.
26:11What handed are you?
26:12Right.
26:12I kicked me a right.
26:15Oh, you, Mark, you could have lit me up, that.
26:17Who's up next?
26:19Oh.
26:24Oh.
26:24Oh.
26:25Whatever foot.
26:25You go in.
26:26We go out.
26:27And then you're really close to the goal.
26:29Love that, Dan.
26:30Two feet.
26:31Strike at you.
26:33Come on, Gracie.
26:35Try and put a bit of effort in if you can.
26:41Oh.
26:45Yes, Danny.
26:46Oh, oh, oh, oh.
26:48Oh, oh, oh.
26:49Go, go, go.
26:50Take a shot, now.
26:51Here we go.
26:51Take a shot.
26:52Oh.
26:54Oh.
26:55Sigh.
26:56Oh.
26:56He's an unbelievable goal, Kate.
26:59Oh.
27:00Oh, oh.
27:00Oh.
27:01No.
27:03Woo! Well done, Paul.
27:04High five.
27:07That's enough of that, Bullets.
27:10Well done, everyone. I'm impressed, yeah. We've done well.
27:13Nice couple of touches from Dan.
27:14Ellen nearly nutted one in.
27:16Very impressed with Mark's goalkeeping skills.
27:19Tell you what, stand half a chance here, don't we, with this team?
27:22Back to the bars.
27:23Good done, everyone.
27:25Yeah, I think we're fucked, to be honest.
27:38Arsenal, Al.
27:41Arsenal, Al.
27:44Any chance?
27:46Oh, he's always got a new Arsenal shirt on there.
27:48What year's this one? Is this this year's?
27:50This is this year's one.
27:51I've got a proposition for you, Al.
27:53What's that?
27:53I want to get a team together.
27:56Yeah?
27:56We have this staff.
27:57And we want to have it with a residence.
27:59Oh, right.
27:59So, back in the day, didn't you say,
28:02I'm sure I heard you say, you used to play over here and all that, didn't you?
28:04Yeah, yeah.
28:05And all that sort of stuff.
28:06We're trying to bring that back.
28:07So, Harry Redknapp, you a fan of Harry?
28:10Oh, he's a good lad, yeah?
28:11No, he's good as gold.
28:12Well, also, he used to have a van down here back in the day, didn't he?
28:14I think he was on Steve's part.
28:16There you go.
28:17So, anyway, I've made a call.
28:18He's going to come down.
28:20And I was thinking he can manage your team.
28:22Oh, right, yeah.
28:23You want to be captain or whatever.
28:24Get a few residents together.
28:25He can manage you against us lot.
28:27I've seen the staff. Who have you got on the staff?
28:30You've got a couple of young...
28:31I know who you've got.
28:32You've got that young lad who thinks he's a footballer,
28:34goes out with a cat, can't think of his name.
28:35William.
28:36You've got a few youngsters.
28:38Mark ain't a bad keeper.
28:39Yeah, but he's got a dodgy knee.
28:40Yeah, but he's in goal.
28:42Jimmy's never kicked a ball in his life.
28:44He'll probably have a beer with his hand on the wing.
28:46Yeah.
28:47There's a couple of youngsters over there I'm going to nick.
28:49Got to be staff, though, yeah?
28:50Got to be staff.
28:51No worries, young man. Top man out.
28:52I look forward to it, mate.
28:54Yeah, let's go to work.
28:55And you've got Harry Redknapp as your manager.
28:57That'd be brilliant, yeah.
28:58There you go, Sue.
28:58That's it. I'll tell them that.
29:00See you later. I'll see you next week.
29:02Bye-bye.
29:03Alan was on board and clearly already taking it far more seriously than me.
29:08Ready, ready? Roll it.
29:11Nice.
29:12Ooh.
29:12Football on the pitch again at Nuts.
29:15It's been a long time.
29:16Normally I'm having a beer with Alan.
29:18Right, one sec. One sec.
29:19I've seen a new Alan today. He's like a sergeant major.
29:23He's, like, really professional.
29:24One of you's come on.
29:25Guys, if you're kicking that way, put your hands up in the air.
29:30Whoops.
29:34Right, guys, let me breathe.
29:36He's looking good as a goalkeeper, Raiden.
29:38He hasn't done too bad. A guy with one arm.
29:40Without a doubt.
29:41Yeah, yeah.
29:42So that gives us our 12, then.
29:43Well done for turning up. Good effort from all of you.
29:47Great.
29:49I hope you know that I'll be checking memberships, mate.
29:52Check memberships?
29:53Yeah.
29:54I want to check the staff passes.
29:55You can.
29:56I won't get anyone that's not staff.
29:58There's no one. No one will get by me.
30:00And your lot won't get by me either, mate.
30:01As they come onto the pitch, I'm going to be asking for their membership card.
30:04If they ain't got one, then they can fuck off.
30:06You know what I mean?
30:07Listen, I've got two girls who's going to mullet your girls.
30:10They're like Rottweilers.
30:11You are worried.
30:12Why am I worried?
30:13Why did you come and sit next to me at the bingo the other night?
30:15Just to let you know that Connor is on our team and you ain't having him.
30:19There's no chance.
30:19You look well worried.
30:21It's roasting out here.
30:22I can see it. I can see your hands like that.
30:24No.
30:25Stable, mate.
30:25Hold them out, then. Hold them out.
30:27Stable, mate.
30:28That is as good as your goalkeeper hands.
30:29Hold yours out.
30:30Oh, no, you're about 70. You will shake, wouldn't you?
30:32Oh, look.
30:33That's just natural.
30:36Right, I'm going to have to send you off, son.
30:38Off you go.
30:43The big game was just days away, but I sadly had other things on my mind.
30:51Fancy yourself tonight on a bingo?
30:59You got a preferred, er, number, Eda?
31:02Yeah, I like Paul.
31:08Well, I might do it if you don't mind.
31:14Right, see you guys later.
31:20Da-da.
31:26Soon enough, my bingo numbers were finally up.
31:31And my big debut loomed.
31:34She's going to have to go easy on me.
31:36Why is that, love?
31:37Well, in case I fuck it up.
31:41People take bingo seriously because we're playing for money.
31:44That's the bottom line.
31:45If someone's messing around and it messes them up
31:47and then they should have won, they don't win
31:49and then they're losing out on money, then it's serious.
31:52No-one's going to laugh that off.
31:53No.
31:54So, he'll have to have a close eye on him at first.
31:59How you getting on, boys? You all right?
32:00All right.
32:01Custy? Going bingo later?
32:06Erm...
32:07Just local drug dealers, they won't be going to bingo.
32:09Er, no, I've had some lessons, which I never thought I'd have.
32:12None of it's gone in.
32:14OK, let's make that clear.
32:15So, let's see what happens.
32:17Bingo is a very, very serious business.
32:20A scary business, in a way.
32:22I like to fuck about, have a laugh and a joke.
32:24I know I can't do that in there.
32:25I don't think they're happy about me getting involved in it.
32:29You know, because they're very sort of superstitious.
32:31So, I've got to dig deep and stay, you know, professional
32:36and do as I'm told, which is not easy.
32:44I'd sort of roll these up, but, er...
32:47But then I do automatically become Freddie Mercury.
32:51Wish me luck.
32:55Here they come.
32:57Here they come.
32:58Look at them all.
33:00What are you after?
33:01Knocked me off, that's it.
33:02So, what, two of these?
33:04Yes.
33:04It's an odd three.
33:05You want an odd three?
33:06I want the one with the red on.
33:07Why?
33:08Because I just do.
33:09There you go, my darling.
33:10Thank you, sweetie.
33:11What are you after?
33:12Depends what you've got.
33:13Well, whatever you want.
33:15One of each, please, darling.
33:16Do you think he's going to call the bingo all right?
33:18Well, if he don't, he's going to get lynched.
33:21Six, one, two, two.
33:23One.
33:23Two.
33:24No, two.
33:24All right, all right.
33:25Fucking hell.
33:26One.
33:27Just can't get the staff down, is it?
33:28No, you can't.
33:29Listen, he's learning.
33:30Just these two?
33:30Yes, please.
33:31All right, bump, bump.
33:32Getting a bit of a cure here, lads, if you want to...
33:34All right, fucking hell.
33:35He ain't stopped.
33:36That was me.
33:37This cure would be gone by now.
33:39Danny's done all these films.
33:41It's like all these hooligans, all these big, hard men.
33:43And it turns out the old days at bingo
33:44is going to be the thing that scares him the most.
33:48It's took long enough.
33:49It's took him about an hour to do a match.
33:52But let's hope he don't muck up the ball when he's calling.
33:56Go and help him if he does.
33:57He better not fuck it up, because we love our bingo.
33:59Here we go.
34:00Love bingo.
34:01It's bingo.
34:02It's bingo.
34:03You too.
34:04It's lucky numbers, bingo time again.
34:08Welcome, ladies and gentlemen.
34:09You must bear with me.
34:10It's the first time we've ever done this.
34:11It's daunting.
34:12I know there's reddies at stake.
34:14Shall we have it, then?
34:15We're starting on your lilac ticket first.
34:16So we're starting on the lilac ticket first.
34:19Looking for your line.
34:20Looking for your line.
34:21Your first number.
34:22Your first number.
34:24On its own, two.
34:27Two and three, twenty-three.
34:32On its own, number seven.
34:38Three, seven, thirty-seven.
34:40It's nice and clear, anyway.
34:43Three and O, thirty.
34:46Three and O.
34:47Three and O.
34:48Three and O.
34:49Three and O, blind thirty, then.
34:51Giving it the big one.
34:53Get it right.
34:54You're doing well, actually.
34:55Am I doing all right?
34:56Yeah.
34:57Really well.
34:57My arsehole's clenched up here, honestly.
35:02Eight and six, eighty-six.
35:06Six and nine, sixty-nine.
35:09Any way up.
35:10Any way up.
35:12Five and eight.
35:14Fifty-eight.
35:15That car over there's called it.
35:18Six, two, seven, four.
35:20Cheers, mate.
35:23Good for the full house.
35:24Twenty pounds.
35:25Well done.
35:26Didn't he do well, ladies and gentlemen?
35:27Let's give him a round of applause.
35:30Cheers, mate.
35:31Cheers, mate.
35:33He was good.
35:34Good for him for having a go.
35:35I still don't understand it.
35:36What the fuck is it about, Bingo, honestly?
35:39He done all right.
35:40He done his best.
35:41Put it that way.
35:42He did do his best.
35:43I had a little bit of a joke, you know,
35:44with the old legs of Levin and the old sixty-nine.
35:47I liked the sixty-nine, didn't they?
35:49The dirty bastards in there, eh?
36:04So, Danny's just sent me a voice note.
36:07Mark, my old son, hope you're well, baby.
36:10As you know, big game, the weekend.
36:13Huge.
36:14So, you've been giving it the biggin' about your lawnmower skills,
36:18you know, saying you're the best lawnmower ever in Kent.
36:22So, I want you to make that football pitch look like Wembley.
36:25Jesus Christ.
36:26Yeah, I want the white lines looking crisp,
36:29and I want the pitch to just look like a carpet.
36:34So, can't wait to see it, son.
36:36Love you.
36:39I've never said I'm the best fuckin' mower in Kent.
36:42And this is just going to be polishing a turd.
36:44Making it look like Wembley is ridiculous.
36:47It's nuts farm.
36:47It's never going to be Wembley.
36:49Not a chance.
37:10All right, Mark?
37:11Hello, mate. How's it going? All right?
37:12Yeah, all right.
37:13Sorry about this. I want it done again for some reason.
37:15What's wrong with it, then? I've done it once.
37:17I have no idea.
37:18I know Danny wants a flat pitch, but look, just look at it.
37:21It's all gone, isn't it?
37:23This is what he asked for.
37:24Is it?
37:25He asked it to be cut short.
37:26Jeez.
37:28It's too short. It's too short.
37:30It's too short.
37:31Far too short.
37:38It was a beautiful morning for the beautiful game
37:40and time for Harry to check out the squad Alan had selected.
37:44There he comes. There he comes. Look.
37:47All right, boys.
37:48Let's give him a clap.
37:49Oh, yeah.
37:51Come on, son.
37:53I've been giving the old coaching manual.
37:56Oh, right.
37:57Right.
38:01How are we doing?
38:03This is the dream team.
38:05Yeah, this is it.
38:07Whilst Harry was busy,
38:09we snuck over to get a closer look.
38:13You're in that same spot, right?
38:15Yeah.
38:15Let's say, I don't know, 60 years ago.
38:18Yeah.
38:18I tell you what, get round the centre circle.
38:20Yep.
38:20A little bit bigger.
38:21Let's have a little two in the middle.
38:23Dad, don't he look good?
38:24Oh, am he? Yeah.
38:25Yeah.
38:26Okay, in we go.
38:30Well done.
38:30Here we go.
38:31Now we're passing it.
38:33Okay, in you come.
38:34It's good to see him over here again.
38:35He looks well, Dad.
38:36I hope you look like that his age.
38:38Go, Jack and Wayne are going round there.
38:41Go.
38:41No, they look strong.
38:42They look good.
38:43It's got great posture, Harry.
38:45Stop looking at Harry Redknapp's arse.
38:46What's the matter with you?
38:47Don't take it till it's over the line.
38:49Next one.
38:50It's quite lively, though, Gator.
38:51God.
38:52Well done.
38:53Well done.
38:53You're going to have a header.
38:54Look at all this.
38:55I've done none of this with my team.
38:57Look.
38:57Header.
38:58Header.
39:00Header.
39:03Oh, my God.
39:04What a save that is.
39:06Um, are we worried?
39:07Probably, yeah.
39:08Probably.
39:09And the next one.
39:10Next one.
39:11Back here.
39:13Here.
39:14Yes.
39:15And back here.
39:16Yes.
39:16And back here.
39:16Well done, guys.
39:18Anything else you want to do, Harry?
39:19No, that's fine.
39:20That'll do them.
39:20Save their energy.
39:21It's instinct.
39:22You know, you see your players.
39:24It's not difficult.
39:25No.
39:26I think we look okay.
39:28Oh.
39:29It reminds me a little bit when I first went to Tottenham.
39:33You know, the team looks a little bit similar to that, really.
39:36Uh, yeah.
39:37Very similar.
39:40Probably won't recognise me, but I recognise him because I've seen him so many times on the
39:43TV.
39:44But, yeah, Harry Redknapp was one of their little gang in Chris Freak Market and Poplar,
39:51I'd say, over 60 years ago.
39:54So, he's changed, I've changed, but I'm going to go and see a crafty cuddle.
40:01The big game had arrived, and with Darren pulling out because he'd forgotten he was on holiday,
40:06we stepped onto the nuts turf to size up the competition.
40:13What a mob.
40:17Oh, yes.
40:19You all right?
40:20Every average age of these lot here, look.
40:23Right, come over here, come over here.
40:24Uh, we're going to start with Mark in goal.
40:27Me, I'm going to start with Paul and Will, and then Danny up front to start.
40:33Come on, let's beat them.
40:34Don't let Danny beat us, please.
40:36I've got a little good luck message here, look.
40:38All the best today.
40:39Remember everything that I've taught you.
40:41Hope it goes well.
40:42Tell your dad, pull his finger out, don't be on the losing side.
40:45All the best.
40:47He does look like he's under hostage, but that's always how he's been.
40:51Captains, please, Captains.
40:53Yes, please, Captains.
40:54So, we're going uphill first, thank you very much.
40:56Good luck, Danny.
40:56God bless you.
40:57Don't remember taking it easy.
40:57Let's not fuck about.
41:04Good save.
41:06Have some of that, Danny.
41:09It was clear we'd never be the first game on Match of the Day.
41:15But then a rare moment of class came from my right trotter.
41:27Oh, fuck off.
41:29Oh, fuck off.
41:32No one moaned.
41:33It was a great strike, but yeah, the tackle, really red past.
41:35Don't be slippery.
41:37But with that kick in the bollocks, it gave us some fire in our guts.
41:40And the game finally picked up.
41:46Oh!
41:48Oh!
41:50Get some shots in at Jimmy.
41:52Fucking hell, Jimmy's in goal.
41:54Go!
41:59No score.
42:01Got to get some shots in.
42:02Just hitting a target.
42:04Right, you're up that in now.
42:05We're swapping ends, remember?
42:06Ready, guys?
42:07Right, come on.
42:09Come on.
42:10Oh, unlucky.
42:13Go, go, go, go.
42:14Come on, Kyle.
42:16Yeah!
42:17Yeah!
42:19Let's go!
42:21Referee, where's the VAR?
42:23Victory for the staff looked a dead cert.
42:27Sorry, Ref.
42:28Sorry, Ref.
42:29Sorry, Ref.
42:29But as the minutes ticked away, the residents well and truly put us under the cosh.
42:35What a save.
42:37What a save that is!
42:47Penalties!
42:49Penalties!
42:50Penalties!
42:52Should have won that.
42:52We've got Rob for the first goal.
42:54Right, they're nicked here at the end.
42:55I'm sure they had six players on the pitch, but we're aware it's.
42:57Penalties it is.
42:58You've been unbelievable in goal.
42:59Right, we've got some penalty takers.
43:01Ready?
43:02Miss Penalties!
43:10Yeah!
43:11Yeah!
43:11Yeah!
43:12Get a ten ball!
43:13Come on!
43:14Have some of that, Danny!
43:16Great Penny.
43:19Take your time.
43:21Bit of a run up, Dan.
43:24Oh!
43:26Unlucky.
43:27Unlucky.
43:29Unlucky.
43:30Unlucky.
43:30Unlucky.
43:30Unlucky.
43:31Unlucky.
43:31Unlucky.
43:36Oh!
43:40Come on!
43:50I had to step up to keep us in the game.
44:00what a penalty that was the pressure was now on mark go on mark
44:12we had to score and it fell to paul a man who bleeds the blue and white of priory hill
44:24yeah
44:24yeah
44:27yeah
44:28yeah
44:34yeah
44:48how's it been being back down here i've loved every minute of it down here i promise you
44:51uh proper people proper play i just loved it he's brought back so many great memories
44:57you made a lot of people happy today and i really appreciate you coming down you made
45:00me happy inviting me down i love you love you you just nicked it nothing in it wasn't it
45:04thanks great game
45:07how are we doing
45:11how are you how are you doing
45:14we used to go to pixie market
45:17yeah
45:17the street market oh my god don't tell sandra don't tell sandra
45:23how much money did the residents pay for you to disallow our goal maybe next year you'll
45:29do a bit better
45:29probably get a different ref
45:30yeah i don't blame you
45:31you will find when you go back to your motor that all of the windows have been smashed to
45:35pieces and you've got no wheels left
45:37brilliant
45:38welcome to lays down
45:39thank you very much
45:40welcome to lays down god bless you so go on on your way go on
45:42on your way
45:43yeah
45:45yeah
45:46fucking nibbly
45:48it was a great finish as well
45:50it was a lovely finish
45:50balls on the move on the rolls
45:52i'm sure they had six players on the pitch when they equalized but again we'll wear it
45:56everyone played well
45:57again another good day hopefully it starts off with a little trend we've got the football pitch
46:01now
46:01yeah we've had fun everyone's got involved and i think no caravans were damaged
46:06everyone seems like me
46:07well what about darren he's missed out
46:09who
46:10next time
46:11we resuscitate our cursed playground plans
46:14is there any hands i need to grease
46:16where's the cock area
46:17oh i can't breathe
46:19get me out of here
46:20i finally get to investigate the state of the sheppie waters
46:24well i bet the sea ain't changed is it
46:26obviously there's more shit in it now
46:27cheers
46:29and as our first year on the park comes to a close
46:31i think i've took a lot on this year
46:33yeah
46:34our future feels uncertain
46:36so i can only really make the decision
46:38if you want us
46:41we'll be singing
46:43when we're winning
46:45we'll be singing
46:48i get knocked down
46:50but i get up again
46:51cause the hell are gonna beat me down
46:53i get knocked down
46:54but i get up again
46:56cause the hell are gonna beat me down
46:58i get knocked down
46:59but i get up again
47:00cause the hell are gonna beat me down
47:02i get knocked down
47:04but i get up again
47:05cause the hell are gonna beat me down
47:07i get knocked down
47:07i get knocked down
47:08but i get up again
47:08Go, go, go, go, go, go.
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