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00:01Well, the good news is you've got your planning.
00:03Really? Oh, thank you!
00:04And they're gonna want to move our tree!
00:07You can trust me. You know you can.
00:09Just do what you need to do.
00:11You have to trust me.
00:12If we don't have that, what have we got?
00:14Oh, and can you move your camera away from looking at our house?
00:17I'm a lawyer. It invades our privacy.
00:20Shame! Makes interesting viewing!
00:21Yeah, why would you say all that? I thought we were mates.
00:25What's that?
00:26One for sorrow.
00:32Fearing
00:33Fearing
00:33Fearing
00:34Fearing
00:35Fearing
06:28for you, Derek. You have to help us. Help you? How? Surely you don't want this extension
06:35any more than we do. Ah, it doesn't affect us. Of course it does. I mean, we don't love
06:40it, but, well, they have planning and there's nothing I could do even if I wanted. We could
06:45stop them, if we work together. And if we do, well, maybe they'll change their minds
06:51and move away, just like they were planning to. They're our friends, Derek. Are they?
06:58Are you sure? Well, you need to tell your friends that they've bitten off more than they could
07:03chew this time. Why are you so upset? They want to move our tree. How dare they? No, it's
07:15Barbara more than me. She's unsettled by it all. Some things matter. They'll listen to you.
07:24them. What's so special about that tree? Please, just tell them. That's
07:49not what we agreed, Lee. No, I'm going to do a bank transfer. Yes, I'll pay extra money
07:56for the ditch. You said nothing about cash, Lee. You did not. Look, I've got to go. I'll
08:03discuss it later. You always were a little stress ball. That's my builder. He wants pain
08:11in cash. Of course he does. Yeah, but it's tens of thousands of pounds. So, pay him something cash
08:16and some above board and he'll work harder for you if you do. Well, he'll work harder for me if
08:22I
08:22allow him not to pay tax. That's what made this country great. What? Criminals and tax
08:28avoiders? Entrepreneurs, kid. Entrepreneurs. What do you need me for, Dad? How's the bill
08:36going? Apart from the cash thing. Yeah, it's going. Any issues? No, apart from the neighbours.
08:44Well, there's nothing the neighbours can do. Now you have planning. Dad, this is all above board,
08:51isn't it? And when we are just pushing the process along, we're not changing the outcome.
08:56You think those two things are different? You're adorable. Dad.
09:02I need you to sign something for me, for my partner. For what? We're buying a site in the
09:09city centre and he's still raising the cash. I need somebody to say I'm good for the money
09:14to vouch for me so we can move things on. But why do you need me? Don't you know anyone
09:20else? My solicitor backdated some property documents to avoid a penalty so he got struck
09:27off and we need to do this quickly. You did that for you? Emma, we need to move fast on
09:33this. All right, but just to be clear, when you say vouch, you mean underwrite, guarantee
09:37the money? There's nothing to worry about. Oh, sure. You just want me to vouch for someone
09:42whose previous solicitor got struck off for breaking the loan. I'm asking you to vouch for your father.
09:47Which is a big ask, as it's you. It isn't illegal. There's barely an issue. The money's as good
09:56as there. Well, just wait for it then. If we stall, we lose the site. And trust me, this
10:02one is a game changer. Oh, well, they always are, aren't they, Dad? What about this business
10:08partner? Can't he find a guarantor? And how can I trust him? Or you? He got you your planning.
10:16Trust isn't really the issue. So I owe him. John will divorce me if he finds out. So it's
10:38we did you a favor. And I need this to happen fast. What if I don't? You will.
11:09Um, did I hear you say decaf? Yeah. Caffeine gets me wired. Isn't that why we drink it?
11:18I was thinking about what you were saying about the photos. Do you really think there's
11:24something there? Yeah, sure. You're brilliant. In fact, I've, uh, I've already shown them
11:31to my friend. She agrees. She's a real agent? A real one, yeah. You're very sweet. Do you
11:40know that? Sorry. It just all seems too good to be true. Look, I know a good photo when
11:46I see one. So why don't you do it more? Your stuff's great too. Maybe I will. I think
11:55photos tell the truth. In a way that life never can. Sorry, I didn't mean to... No, I... You still
12:07haven't told me about what it is you do when you're not taking photos. Is it top secret?
12:14Yes. Oh, really? No, no. I am a police officer. Wow. I wasn't expecting that. That's why
12:24I don't tend to bring it up. That's... I've never met a real one. Are there pretend ones?
12:31No. You know, my dad was a copper. His dad was a copper, so it just kind of made sense,
12:38you know? I could never do what my dad does. Actually, I could now. He does nothing. He's
12:45unemployed. Sorry, I don't mean to laugh. It's just the way he's at it. It's fine.
12:51I really like the way you say things. So what about your mum? Oh, she's a solicitor.
12:58She tries to keep people out of prison. Actually, she's pretty much your nemesis.
13:05She doesn't have many good things to say about coppers. I'm sure she's lovely.
13:12Hmm.
13:30Oh. Thanks for your help, mate. I owe you one. We agreed 300 cash. Yeah, right. I'll buy
13:36you a pint. We can go now. I've got nothing on. I, uh... Yeah, I have to be somewhere,
13:42so... Could I... Could I have a word? I'll leave you to it. All right. See you later. Yeah.
13:53That man is very rude. Nick, I don't have time to... I'm aware you're allowed the skip
13:57and even the portable toilet. But I'm also aware that there are rules about noise on a
14:02Saturday. Look... No, no, that's not what I'm here for. I'm here to remind you that the
14:07council are meeting about the permits imminently and I need more signatures. You mean apart from
14:11my wife's? I work nights. So what happens here in the daytime... Yes, we've said I really
14:19have to be somewhere. I've got something you might like to see on my CCTV. What are you
14:28talking about? I'm in all the time if you want to watch it. As you know, I find it difficult
14:33to sleep. God, my back is killing me. You ever try lifting a sofa into a van?
14:56Yeah, well, he's a pro. Do you know what John offered me? Thanks. A pint. He's been behaving
15:04weirdly, I'm telling you. You were the one behaving weirdly with him the other night in
15:08the pub. Why are you dressed like that? Oh, I have to go to work. What? You're sat there?
15:17Yeah, no, there's a conference at school. I did tell you about it. Did you? Mm-hmm.
15:22Oh, I really. I've left some chicken out to defrost.
16:04Hi, this is John. Please leave a message. John, where are you? There's something I need
16:11to tell you about. I'll be home in an hour.
16:38I'm a twitcher, in case you were wondering. I just love watching the little beauties.
16:45Now, your wife once told me she was a fan of birds. She's superstitious. It's different.
16:53You know, scientists think that unless we do something about the environment soon, one-third
16:59of all bird species will be extinct by the end of the century. Astonishing. Now, you'll
17:08have to come a little bit closer because the thing with CCTV is images can be a little bit
17:13grainy, fortunately, some might say. But that said, it's fascinating what you can see on this. Absolutely
17:23fascinating. Have a look at this.
17:34What am I looking at? Okay. I'll just open another hole. So what? Well, that's Sonia and Alan's bedroom.
17:53Hmm? Unless I'm mistaken. Are you out of your mind? No. Although I have been described as a one-off
18:01by my friend at the Ornithological Society. What are you suggesting? I'm not suggesting anything. I'm just
18:07saying, you know, it's a bit... It's a bit suspicious. I could get you arrested for this, you know. I
18:13am just
18:14filming the street in front of my house. Something happens in the background that's purely coincidental.
18:19Not that it's any of your business. But there's a... There's a... A completely rational explanation for that.
18:26I hadn't seen that the first time I posted it. This is the one I posted. Do you remember that?
18:35Are you trying to blackmail me? No, I'm... You'd really go to all this trouble just for a few parking
18:41permits. They're important. It's not just for me. It's for the environment. You're insane. You know that. You're
18:45completely insane. You have nothing because there is nothing. Outside the position, there will be nothing.
18:52You leave me and my family alone. You hear me?
19:03There's more. There's more where that came from. We haven't got to the series finale yet.
19:19But I know about the season finale here. Some flies out of here.
19:23There is everything that's okay to me coz. Of course, you could chase me.
19:25So let's go. There's more. So what's going on?
19:27No one scare than you. Do you think about
19:48Wow, you're making a lot of headway.
19:51We'll be pouring concrete on Monday and steels will be arriving,
19:54so we can start to take the back of your house off.
19:57It's all just happening so fast.
19:58So I'm going to need some cash so I can pay the lads, you know.
20:01Yeah, I need to talk to you about that.
20:02Two grand.
20:03Lee, would you mind if I just paid some in cash and some as a bank transfer?
20:07We agreed cash.
20:08Well, we didn't actually. We've talked about this.
20:10Look, if you want this job to go as quickly and smoothly as possible,
20:12then cash it is. I'm sorry.
20:19So, we agreed.
20:20Yeah, cash, whatever.
21:05Hey.
21:06Busy?
21:08Yeah, a little.
21:09Can you spend me a minute?
21:11Mm-hmm.
21:12Sure.
21:15What are you up to?
21:17Just...
21:18Are those all yours?
21:20Yeah.
21:21They're really good.
21:23I was looking at some photos downstairs of you and Dad.
21:26They're so nice.
21:31Mum, was there something you wanted?
21:33Because I'm pretty busy.
21:35When you said the other day that me and your Dad don't know you,
21:40what did you mean?
21:43No.
21:44I don't know nothing.
21:45Well, you did?
21:50Look, I know I've been really busy and your Dad's been having a hard time,
21:54but I just want you to know that you can tell us anything.
21:59And, you know, now the bill's underway, I really want your input.
22:02I mean, you're the only one with an eye for detail.
22:04What do you reckon?
22:06Why are you asking me this now, though?
22:09Why not before it all started?
22:10Because it was hectic before and I was all stressed.
22:12And I'm asking you because I value your opinion.
22:17I'm just sorry if we've seemed a bit absent.
22:23Anyway, have a think.
22:26Yeah.
22:30Beth, what did you mean about Marcus?
22:33You said that he had to leave because Barbara and Derek ignored him.
22:39So?
22:40Well, how did you know that?
22:41He told me.
22:44Do you see anything else?
22:47Beth?
22:51He's not a good person.
22:54Marcus said he was violent.
22:56Derek?
22:57What, violent towards Barbara or Marcus?
23:00Both.
23:01Why are you asking me this now?
23:04Is it so you can use it to get them to dig up their stupid tree?
23:07That's why you actually came in here, innit?
23:09No, Beth, come on, that's not fair.
23:11You don't care about my import.
23:12Look, I'm going to cook dinner tonight.
23:14It's been a while since we all sat down together.
23:16I might be out.
23:17Well, I'd really like you to be there.
23:19Just tonight, please.
23:22I might be out.
23:22But in fact...
24:08All right, hi.
24:10Sorry to disturb.
24:11No problems.
24:12What's up?
24:12Uh, I wanted to give you this.
24:15Oh.
24:15Just, I'm sorry about all the noise, especially on a Saturday.
24:19Um, it's not much.
24:20Really?
24:21There's no need.
24:22No, I want you to have it.
24:26Seriously, don't worry about it.
24:28It's never going to last forever.
24:29Well, you're very kind.
24:31Well, the more wine you bring, the kinder I get.
24:33Thanks.
24:35Alan, you, um, you haven't seen John, have you?
24:38No.
24:38I know you were helping him out earlier.
24:41I can't get hold of him.
24:42Um, I've left him a message.
24:44It's just strange.
24:45He just, uh, just keeps doing this.
24:48Sorry.
24:49You don't need to know that.
24:51Um, thanks again for helping out and, uh, for putting up with the noise and, uh, yeah.
24:58Why don't you come in?
24:59I mean, it's certainly, and this wine wouldn't drink itself.
25:03Unless you've got something better to do.
25:06Yeah.
25:30There we go.
25:37I've always loved those shelves. Where'd you get them?
25:40We didn't get them anyway.
25:43I did them.
25:44Seriously?
25:45Yeah. I used to be a chippy.
25:47Before I realised there was more money to be made in people's diminishing eyesight.
25:52Thank God for mobile phones and small typeface, that's what I say.
25:57Cheers.
25:57Cheers.
26:01Maybe we should get you to do ours.
26:03You know what I say.
26:05Never worked with mates and animals.
26:07No, it's children.
26:09Yeah, you're right. Mates and children.
26:17So, you said John's been disappearing.
26:21I shouldn't have said anything.
26:23You know he's gone through a hard time.
26:25He's probably just on one of his walks.
26:27Well, it's not easy leaving the job because of stress.
26:31Big decision.
26:32Especially at his age.
26:34He's lucky.
26:35He's got you.
26:38You know, good earner.
26:41Good earner.
26:42Oh, that's something to aspire to in a relationship.
26:45Sorry.
26:46Obviously, you are a lot more than that.
26:50I just meant...
26:53Sonia's been doing the same.
26:57What?
26:58Meetings, walking, shopping, disappearing.
27:03You're not worried about him, are you?
27:06You're not, like, properly worried.
27:08In what way?
27:09Well, what you might be up to.
27:12Oh, God, no.
27:13No, I was just...
27:15Just a bit worried, you know, when men talk to other men.
27:18You haven't met any men, have you?
27:24What about you?
27:25Are you worried?
27:26About Sonia?
27:27Having an affair?
27:30Well, I wasn't thinking.
27:33All the time.
27:35Emma!
27:36Oh, dear God.
27:38Emma!
27:39There was no agreement to remove it.
27:42Just to move it.
27:44Don't you even speak English, man.
27:46Look, look.
27:47You.
27:47You put my bloody fence back.
27:49Oi, Derek, what's going on?
27:50There you are.
27:51Could you please control your damn builders?
27:52They're gonna put it back.
27:54They just need to move it a bit.
27:55That's not what was agreed.
27:56Well, to be fair, Derek, you didn't agree on anything.
27:58No.
27:59Come on.
27:59You.
28:01Derek!
28:02Curve!
28:06You touch my tools again.
28:08I'll let him finish.
28:09Do you understand?
28:09Oh, aye.
28:11I'll be informing the council about this.
28:13And possibly the police.
28:15You have no idea what you've done here.
28:17Yeah.
28:18Yeah, but you'll find out.
28:57I'll get back to you later.
29:00There, there's a bit of action in the search-up right now, right?
29:04So, I guess we can fall into the search-up right now, right?
29:06Go curious everyone around.
29:07Just literally come to the mug's, can you they're not the honors?
29:09He stays my documents?
29:12I'll take you into the papers.
29:12I'm tired.
29:13You're all right, man.
29:13He's beenĐžŃćș Sendos.
29:13His failed hands are still for magic.
29:13Helium and how you've been Prophet Tribal and Mariscalokah.
29:17There, he must be rover alone.
29:23andy hey what's going on nothing much yeah so like i said i've just been pretty busy
29:30and i haven't had time to reply to a text or anything what are you busy doing locking people
29:35up actually you've inspired me i'm taking photos oh that's well exciting none of them are as good
29:43as yours of course shut up i'm sure they are when can i see them i'll show you when the
29:49time's right
29:51you sure you're okay yeah yeah i'm fine good i'm looking forward to seeing you again me too
30:27john why aren't you returning my calls i'm cooking dinner for us beth's gonna join
30:36oh chick
30:42seriously
30:47why don't you take your keys with you and where have you been all day
30:51everyone happy on the good ship barnet what are you doing here i can't come to visit my daughter
30:56and my granddaughter no you can't actually because if john finds a human here what
31:01what happened to your hands nothing you didn't reply to my text dad do you know what it means for
31:10me
31:10if you default on this money i'm so disappointed you can even say that i'm your father yeah that's
31:18what makes it worse yeah well either you trust me or you don't well if they're my only options
31:24i brought another copy in case you've misplaced the contract granddad
31:31beth well come on have you got a hug for your dear old granddad
31:39what are you doing here
31:43you are just like your mother i came to say hello to my favorite granddaughter
31:48i'm your only granddaughter
31:50i'm your only granddaughter
31:53wait you have others your granddad's had quite the life beth can you give us a few minutes
32:00sure hey i uh i missed your birthday you missed more than one
32:08buy yourself something nice
32:12uh thanks i guess
32:15she's a chip off
32:16if i sign this will you leave
32:18i don't know what it is i've done to you
32:20you've done nothing but take
32:23well i did do something i shouldn't have done
32:25planning people only have so many favors
32:29and i've given you one of them
32:31so you're not so clean now missy
32:41i've got too much to lose
32:46it's not worth the risk
32:52leave
33:05oh shit
33:07oh shit
33:11oh shit
33:13oh shit
33:15oh
33:48How do you feel about me deciding to do the chicken with pen and pesto, huh?
33:52That's lovely.
33:54I wasn't sure what you had in mind.
33:57You know, all the time you'd be back, so I just did something.
34:02It's really nice, huh?
34:05I spoke to Emma.
34:07Oh, yeah?
34:09I saw the builders have made some progress.
34:11They have.
34:13Although Derek's losing his shit.
34:15Yeah.
34:17He spoke to me.
34:18He seems pretty desperate.
34:19Of course.
34:20They're getting ever closer to that dead body under the tree.
34:24For God's sake, Alan.
34:26And what was saying that she might like if you do some shelves?
34:30For the new kitchen?
34:31Is that a good idea?
34:33I'm a good chippy.
34:35Well, sure, but I mean, they're our friends.
34:38What if they didn't like them?
34:39Wouldn't that be awkward?
34:40I think I know the kind of thing she likes.
34:44You do?
34:46Besides, Tom's my mate really much more than Emma is.
34:50She wouldn't feel awkward about telling me she doesn't like it.
34:53It'd be like you doing John a favour.
34:55I mean, you get on, but you're not really close.
35:00I'm not sure.
35:02Yeah, you're right.
35:02Why not?
35:07This was really nice.
35:09What, have you done?
35:10Yeah, I'm tired and I've got a bit of work to do.
35:13I'll wash up later there, so just leave it, yeah?
35:23I just don't know why you have to disappear for the day.
35:27I didn't disappear.
35:28I sent you a text message.
35:30Did you?
35:32I don't have a message.
35:36Is he serious?
35:38He's trying to wind us up.
35:39Yeah, well, he's succeeding.
35:40I hate jazz!
35:44I'm going to go and tell him...
35:45No, wait!
35:46Wait, you were telling me about your day.
35:48I can't say, really, with this racket...
35:49I just want to know what you got up to.
35:52Emma, I mean...
35:54I just...
35:55I just had to get away from the builders for a bit.
35:58And they were doing my head in.
35:59Well, where did you go?
36:01For a walk.
36:02You know, a long walk.
36:04Like I used to.
36:05Oh, what, when you were 19?
36:08Look, the drilling, the digging, it just...
36:13John, what's going on?
36:16Nothing.
36:19I need to tell...
36:21Just ignore it!
36:32How was your day?
36:34Good.
36:36You do anything?
36:38See anyone?
36:42Well, I did see...
36:43You were showing me your photos.
36:44They're great.
36:46Oh, nice.
36:47I'm glad you're still doing that.
36:48You're good.
36:50Actually, I met someone.
36:52Someone who digs my work.
36:54Oh, right.
36:54What, a friend or...?
36:56Yeah, Mum, a friend.
36:59Okay.
37:00Well, that's lovely.
37:03Lovely.
37:04She's a copper.
37:05Oh.
37:07But she's nice.
37:09Well, some of them are nice.
37:13This is...
37:14I mean, what is wrong with him?
37:17Look, Derek went mad at Lee today about the fence.
37:20That's what this is all about.
37:21We can't put up with this.
37:22Lee was pretty scary, actually.
37:23I think he put the fear of God in him.
37:25Maybe that's just what he needs.
37:29Oh, that's her.
37:40Beth, are you okay?
37:51Bye.
37:53Bye.
37:59Bye.
38:07Bye.
38:07Oh, my God.
38:37Ah, ah, ah! Don't even think about it.
38:42I'm warning you, woman.
38:51Turn it down!
38:53I thought you said to ignore it.
38:56Are you looking at his camera?
39:00Sod this. I'm going to Derek's.
39:01I saw some of Nick's footage.
39:05Whose?
39:07Nick's.
39:08Why?
39:09Thought I'd better see the evidence.
39:11Evidence?
39:15Of what?
39:17What do you think?
39:20I...
39:22I don't...
39:23The need for parking permits.
39:25Right.
39:27And? Did you see anything?
39:29Anything?
39:32What?
39:34What?
39:37What?
39:57They've gone.
40:04They've gone.
40:23Two for joy.
40:24They've gone.
40:25They've gone.
40:30They've gone.
40:40They've gone.
40:41They've gone.Ă
40:54identified.
40:56Sonia!
41:24Three for a girl, four for a boy. What does this mean?
41:27It means there's three more to go before.
41:29Before what?
41:30A secret never to be told.
41:31Why are you lying to me?
41:32I don't know!
41:33Just stop it! Stop lying!
41:35What are you gonna do, huh?
41:37You're gonna kill me, like you killed your son, Marcus.
41:39What have you done?
41:40I loved you.
41:43That's all I've ever done.
41:45You said let me go!
41:50Everything's gone, Dad. Everything's gone.
41:52If you've done anything to her, I will kill you.
42:22I know.
42:23I know.
42:23That's okay.
42:24Nice in here.
42:25I love you all.
42:25Let's drink a bit.
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