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00:01Well, the good news is you've got your planning.
00:03Really? Oh, thank you!
00:04And they're gonna want to move our tree!
00:07You can trust me. You know you can.
00:09Just do what you need to do.
00:11You have to trust me.
00:12If we don't have that, what have we got?
00:14Oh, and can you move your camera away from looking at our house?
00:17I'm a lawyer. It invades our privacy.
00:20Shame! Makes interesting viewing!
00:21Yeah, why would you say all that? I thought we were mates.
00:25What's that?
00:26One for sorrow.
00:31What's that?
00:47Oh, and how do you realise that this world is the end of the world?
00:49Oh, and the good news will be in the world.
00:51Oh, it's over.
00:51The dönges are extremely good.
00:51Oh, the good news will be the end of the world.
00:56Oh, and we've got some thoughts on this.
01:27Transcription by CastingWords
01:54Emma!
01:59Where are you?
02:08Where are you?
02:13Where are you?
02:39Where are you?
02:48Superstitious, are you?
02:49Oh, yeah.
02:50Listen, we're going to need a decision about next to us trees.
02:54Digging down a metre, but without moving it, he's going to have to dig down another 50 centimetres minimum.
03:00And that's going to cost you an extra two grand, I'm afraid.
03:02Well, you've been here a week and already the money's going up.
03:05Your call.
03:18Jesus.
03:19Hey, need a hand.
03:22Because I thought I was here as the driver.
03:24Funny.
03:29Man, what have you got in there?
03:30Bricks?
03:31Cookery books.
03:33Eh.
03:34You should read them once in a while.
03:36I can cook.
03:37Yeah, Sonia said.
03:40Right.
03:41Just this stuff and then we're done.
03:45Get rid of this stuff, anyway.
03:49We've just got to move out of the kitchen for the extension.
03:56Thanks for helping.
03:57What are we friends for?
03:59I wasn't sure we were still friends after the other night.
04:01Oh, come on.
04:02A bit of banter never hurt anyone.
04:04Besides, it wasn't me who lost my shit.
04:06You called me a liar.
04:07I said you embellish.
04:09You didn't say there was anything wrong with it.
04:11I mean, we can't always tell the truth, can we?
04:37Barbara, all we're asking is that you've got...
04:39We are not moving the tree.
04:41Your stupid party wall agreement tells us that we have to let you move the fence
04:46while you do something or other, but it says nothing about the tree.
04:49Yeah, and we're really grateful that you're letting us move the fence.
04:51It's just that no...
04:51We're not.
04:52We have no choice.
04:53But, Barbara, it's going to cost us a lot of money.
04:56Not everything is about money.
04:57No, no, I didn't mean it like that.
04:58Leave us alone, and if you or your builders come near that tree...
05:03Why do this to us?
05:05Why?
05:08Everything was...
05:09Everything was what?
05:13Barbara, are you okay?
05:15Do you need to tell me something?
05:16You heard her.
05:17Leave us alone.
05:18All right.
05:19All right.
05:20Have it your way.
05:21I won't ask you for any more favours from now on, but just so you know,
05:24we're going to do this, whether you like it or not.
05:27And we're going to do it, aren't we?
05:30Oh, for God's sake.
05:32What's wrong with you?
05:33What's wrong with you, woman?
05:35Just stop panicking about the bloody tree.
05:38I can't speak to her.
05:39Do you understand?
05:40We can't be trusted.
05:40I don't know what to do.
05:42Nothing.
05:42We do nothing.
05:43You just leave it to me.
05:44Do you hear me?
05:45I...
05:45Shut up!
05:46Just shut up!
05:47I don't know.
06:25Sonia?
06:27What can I do for you, Derek?
06:29You have to help us.
06:31Help you?
06:32How?
06:33Surely you don't want this extension any more than we do.
06:36It doesn't affect us.
06:37Of course it does.
06:38I mean, we don't love it, but...
06:41Well, they have planning and there's nothing I could do even if I wanted.
06:45We can stop them if we work together.
06:48And if we do, well, maybe they'll change their minds and move away, just like they were planning to.
06:54They're our friends, Derek.
06:56Are they?
06:58Are you sure?
07:00Well, you need to tell your friends that they've bitten off more than they could chew this time.
07:04Why are you so upset?
07:08They want to move our tree.
07:11How dare they?
07:14No, it's...
07:15It's Barbara more than me.
07:16She's unsettled by it all.
07:19Some things matter.
07:23They'll listen to you.
07:26What's so special about that tree?
07:34Please, just tell them.
07:49That's not what we agreed, Lee.
07:51No, I'm going to do a bank transfer.
07:55Yes, I'll pay extra money for the ditch.
07:58You said nothing about cash, Lee.
08:00You did not.
08:01Look, I've got to go.
08:03I'll discuss it later.
08:07You always were a little stress ball.
08:10That's my builder.
08:10He wants pain in cash.
08:12Of course he does.
08:13Yeah, but it's tens of thousands of pounds.
08:15So, pay him something cash and some above board,
08:17and he'll work harder for you if you do.
08:20Well, he'll work harder for me if I allow him not to pay tax.
08:24That's what made this country great.
08:26What?
08:27Criminals and tax avoiders?
08:29Entrepreneurs, kid.
08:31Entrepreneurs.
08:32What do you need me for, Dad?
08:35How's the bill going?
08:36Apart from the cash thing.
08:38Yeah.
08:39It's going.
08:40Any issues?
08:42No, apart from the neighbours.
08:44There's nothing the neighbours can do.
08:46Now you have planning.
08:49Dad, this is all above board, isn't it?
08:51And when we are just pushing the process along,
08:53we're not changing the outcome.
08:56You think those two things are different?
08:59You're adorable.
09:00Dad.
09:02I need you to sign something for me.
09:04For my partner.
09:07For what?
09:08We're buying a site in the city centre,
09:10and he's still raising the cash.
09:12I need somebody to say I'm good for the money
09:14to vouch for me so we can move things on.
09:18But why do you need me?
09:20Don't you know anyone else?
09:22My solicitor backdated some property documents
09:25to avoid a penalty,
09:26so he got struck off,
09:28and we need to do this quickly.
09:30He did that for you?
09:31Emma, we need to move fast on this.
09:33All right, well, just to be clear,
09:34when you say vouch,
09:35you mean underwrite,
09:37guarantee the money.
09:38There's nothing to worry about.
09:39Oh, sure.
09:40You just want me to vouch for someone
09:42whose previous solicitor got struck off
09:44for breaking the loan.
09:44I'm asking you to vouch for your father.
09:47Which is a big ask, as it's you.
09:50It isn't illegal.
09:53There's barely an issue.
09:55The money's as good as there.
09:56Well, just wait for it, then.
09:58If we stall, we lose the site.
10:00And trust me, this one is a game-changer.
10:03Oh, well, they always are, aren't they, Dad?
10:07What about this business partner?
10:09Can't he find a guarantor?
10:10And how can I trust him?
10:12Or you?
10:13He got you your planning.
10:16Trust isn't really the issue.
10:20So I owe him.
10:24John will divorce me if he finds out.
10:27So, it's a win-win, then.
10:30I could lose my house.
10:32You won't lose anything.
10:34It happens all the time.
10:36I wouldn't ask, but we did you a favor.
10:40And I need this to happen fast.
10:45What if I don't?
10:47You will.
11:09Um, did I hear you say decaf?
11:11Oh, yeah.
11:13Caffeine gets me wired.
11:15Isn't that why we drink it?
11:18I was thinking about what you were saying about the photos.
11:22Do you really think there's something there?
11:25Yeah, sure.
11:27You're brilliant.
11:28In fact, I've, uh, I've already shown them to my friend.
11:32She agrees.
11:34And she's a real agent?
11:36A real one, yeah.
11:38You're very sweet.
11:39Do you know that?
11:41Sorry.
11:41It just all seems to you good to be true.
11:44Look, I know a good photo when I see one.
11:47So, why don't you do it more?
11:49Your stuff's great, too.
11:52Maybe I will.
11:55I think photos tell the truth.
11:57In a way that life never can.
12:02Sorry, I didn't mean to...
12:05No, I...
12:07You still haven't told me about what it is you do
12:09when you're not taking photos.
12:12Is it top secret?
12:14Yes.
12:15Oh, really?
12:16No, no.
12:17I am a police officer.
12:20Wow.
12:21I wasn't expecting that.
12:24That's why I don't tend to bring it up.
12:27That's...
12:28I've never met a real one.
12:30Are there pretend ones?
12:31No.
12:34You know, my dad was a copper.
12:35His dad was a copper, so it just kind of made sense, you know?
12:39Hmm?
12:40I could never do what my dad does.
12:42Actually, I could now.
12:43He does nothing.
12:44He's unemployed.
12:45Sorry, I don't mean to laugh.
12:46It's just the way he's at it.
12:47It's fine.
12:51I really like the way you say things.
12:54Hmm.
12:55So, what about your mum?
12:56Oh.
12:57She's a solicitor.
12:59She tries to keep people out of prison.
13:01Actually, she's pretty much your nemesis.
13:05She doesn't have many good things to say about coppers.
13:09I'm sure she's lovely.
13:30Thanks for your help, mate.
13:31I owe you one.
13:32We agreed 300 cash.
13:34Yeah, right.
13:35I'll buy you a pint.
13:37We can go now.
13:38I've got nothing on.
13:40I, uh, yeah, I have to be somewhere, so.
13:42Could I, could I have a word?
13:47I'll leave you to it.
13:48All right.
13:49See you later.
13:49Yeah.
13:53That man is very rude.
13:55Nick, I don't have time to...
13:56I'm aware you're allowed the skip and even the portable toilet.
13:59But I'm also aware that there are rules about noise on a Saturday.
14:02Look.
14:03No, no, that's not what I'm here for.
14:05I'm here to remind you that the council are meeting about the permits imminently and I need more signatures.
14:11You mean apart from my wife's?
14:13I work nights.
14:15So what happens here in the day...
14:16Yes, we've said I really have to be somewhere.
14:20I've got something you might like to see on my CCTV.
14:27What are you talking about?
14:29I'm in all the time if you want to watch it.
14:31As you know, I find it difficult to sleep.
14:45God, my back is killing me.
14:48You ever try lifting a sofa into a van?
14:56Yeah, well, he's a pro.
14:58Do you know what John offered me in, thanks?
15:01I'm fine.
15:04He's been behaving weirdly, I'm telling you.
15:06You were the one behaving weirdly with him the other night in the pub.
15:10Why are you dressed like that?
15:12Oh, I have to go to work.
15:15What?
15:16You're sat there?
15:17Yeah, no, there's a conference at school.
15:19I did tell you about it.
15:20Did you?
15:21Mm-hmm.
15:22I won't be late.
15:23I'll let some chicken out to defrost.
15:58I won't be late.
16:00I won't have to go to bed.
16:05Hi, this is John. Please leave a message.
16:08John, where are you?
16:10There's something I need to tell you about.
16:14I'll be home in an hour.
16:38I'm a twitcher, in case you were wondering.
16:42I just love watching the little beauties.
16:45Now, your wife once told me she was a fan of birds.
16:49She's superstitious. It's different.
16:53You know, scientists think that unless we do something about the environment soon,
16:57one-third of all bird species will be extinct by the end of the century.
17:05Astonishing.
17:07Now, you have to come a little bit closer, because the thing with CCTV is
17:12images can be a little bit grainy, fortunately, some might say.
17:17But that said, it's fascinating what you can see on this.
17:22Absolutely fascinating.
17:24Have a look at this.
17:34What am I looking at?
17:35Okay.
17:36Um, I'll just open another wall.
17:49So what?
17:51Well, that's Sonia and Alan's bedroom.
17:53Hmm?
17:54Unless I mistake you.
17:57Are you out of your mind?
17:58No.
17:59Although I have been described as a one-off by my friend at the Ornithological Society.
18:04What are you suggesting?
18:06I'm not suggesting anything.
18:07I'm just saying, you know, it's a bit...
18:10It's a bit suspicious.
18:11I could get you arrested for this, you know.
18:12I am just filming the street in front of my house.
18:17If something happens in the background, that's purely coincidental.
18:20Not that it's any of your business.
18:22But there's a completely rational explanation for that.
18:26Well, I hadn't seen that the first time I posted it.
18:30This is the one I posted.
18:33You'll remember that.
18:35You're trying to blackmail me.
18:38No, I'm...
18:38You'd really go to all this trouble just for a few parking permits.
18:41They're important.
18:42It's not just for me.
18:43It's for the environment.
18:44You're insane.
18:45You know that.
18:45You're completely insane.
18:47You have nothing because there is nothing.
18:49Outside the petition, there will be nothing.
18:52You leave me and my family alone.
18:54You hear me?
19:03There's more.
19:06There's more where that came from.
19:10We haven't got to the series finale yet.
19:48We haven't got to the series finale yet.
19:51We'll be pouring concrete on Monday and steels will be arriving so we can start to take the back of
19:56your house off.
19:57It's all just happening so fast.
19:58So I'm going to need some cash so I can pay the lads, you know.
20:01Yeah, I need to talk to you about that.
20:02Two grand.
20:03Lee, would you mind if I just paid some in cash and some as a bank transfer?
20:07We agreed cash.
20:08Well, we didn't actually.
20:09We've talked about this.
20:10Look, if you want this job to go as quickly and smoothly as possible, then cash it is.
20:13I'm sorry.
20:19So, we agreed.
20:20Yeah, cash, whatever.
22:30Beth, what did you mean about Marcus?
22:33You said that he had to leave because Barbara and Derek ignored him.
22:39So?
22:40Well, how did you know that?
22:41He told me.
22:43Do you see anything else?
22:47Beth?
22:51He's not a good person.
22:54Marcus said he was violent.
22:56Derek?
22:57What, violent towards Barbara or Marcus?
23:00Both.
23:01Why are you asking me this now?
23:04Is it so you can use it to get them to dig up their stupid tree?
23:07That's why you actually came in here, innit?
23:09No, Beth, come on, that's not fair.
23:11You don't care about my import.
23:12Look, I'm going to cook dinner tonight.
23:14It's been a while since we all sat down together.
23:16I might be out.
23:17Well, I'd really like you to be there, just tonight, please.
23:21I'm going to cook dinner tonight.
24:09Oh, hi.
24:10Sorry to disturb.
24:11No problems.
24:12What's up?
24:12Uh, I wanted to give you this.
24:15Oh.
24:15Just, I'm sorry about all the noise, especially on a Saturday.
24:18Um, it's not much.
24:20Really?
24:21There's no need.
24:22No, I want you to have it.
24:27Seriously, don't worry about it.
24:28It's not going to last forever.
24:29Well, you're very kind.
24:31Well, the more wine you bring, the kinder I get.
24:33Thanks.
24:35Alan, you, um, you haven't seen John, have you?
24:38No.
24:38I know you were helping him out earlier.
24:41I can't get hold of him.
24:43I've left him a message.
24:44It's just strange.
24:45He just, uh, just keeps doing this.
24:48Sorry.
24:49You don't need to know that.
24:51Um, thanks again for helping out and, uh, for putting up with the noise and, uh, yeah.
24:58Why don't you come in?
24:59I mean, it's certainly, and this wine won't drink itself.
25:03Unless you've got something better to do.
25:04Yeah?
25:07Yeah?
25:13Yeah.
25:22Yeah.
25:37I've always loved those shelves. Where'd you get them?
25:40We didn't get them anyway.
25:43I did them.
25:44Seriously?
25:45Yeah. I used to be a chippy.
25:47Before I realised there was more money to be made in people's diminishing eyesight.
25:52Thank God for mobile phones and small typeface, that's what I say.
25:57Cheers.
25:57Cheers.
26:01Maybe we should get you to do ours.
26:03You know what I say. Never worked with mates and animals.
26:07No, it's children.
26:10Yeah, you're right. Mates and children.
26:17So, you said John's been disappearing.
26:21I shouldn't have said anything.
26:23You know he's gone through a hard time.
26:25He's probably just on one of his walks.
26:28Well, it's not easy leaving a job because of stress.
26:31Big decision. Especially at his age.
26:34He's lucky. He's got you.
26:38You know, good earner.
26:41Good earner.
26:42Oh, that's something to aspire to in a relationship.
26:45Sorry. Obviously, you are a lot more than that.
26:50I just meant...
26:52Sonia's been doing the same.
26:57What?
26:58Meetings, walking, shopping, disappearing.
27:03You're not worried about him, are you?
27:06You're not, like, properly worried.
27:08In what way?
27:09Well, what you might be up to.
27:12Oh, God, no.
27:13No, I was just...
27:15Just a bit worried, you know, when men talk to other men.
27:18You haven't met any men, have you?
27:20Yeah.
27:24What about you? Are you worried?
27:26About Sonia?
27:27Having an affair?
27:29Well, I wasn't thinking.
27:33All the time.
27:35Emma!
27:36Oh, dear God.
27:38Emma!
27:40There was no agreement to remove it.
27:42Just to move it.
27:45Don't you even speak English, man.
27:46Look, look, you.
27:47You put my bloody fence back.
27:49Oi, Derek, what's going on?
27:50There you are.
27:51Could you please control your damn builders?
27:52They're going to put it back.
27:54They just need to move it a bit.
27:55That's not what was agreed.
27:56Well, to be fair, Derek, you didn't agree on anything.
27:58No.
27:59Come on, you.
28:01Derek!
28:02Derek!
28:06Curve!
28:06You touch my toes again.
28:08And I'll let him finish.
28:09Do you understand?
28:10Oh, aye.
28:11I'll be informing the council about this.
28:13And possibly the police.
28:15You have no idea what you've done here.
28:18Yeah, but you'll find out.
28:39You have no idea what you've done here.
29:23andy hey what's going on nothing much yeah so like i said i've just been pretty busy
29:30and i haven't had time to reply to a text or anything what are you busy doing locking people
29:35up actually you've inspired me i'm taking photos oh that's well exciting none of them are as good
29:43as yours of course shut up i'm sure they are when can i see them i'll show you when the
29:49time's right
29:51are you sure you're okay yeah yeah i'm fine good i'm looking forward to seeing you again
29:58me too
30:28one of my calls i'm cooking dinner for us beth's going to join
30:36oh chick
30:43seriously
30:47why don't you take your keys with you and where you've been all day
30:51anyone happy on the good ship barnet what are you doing here i can't come to visit my daughter
30:56and my granddaughter no you can't actually because if john finds a human here what what happened to
31:02your hands nothing you didn't reply to my text dad do you know what it means for me if you
31:10default on
31:11this money i'm so disappointed you can even say that i'm your father yeah that's what makes it worse
31:19yeah well either you trust me or you don't well if they're my only options
31:24i brought another copy in case you've misplaced the contract
31:29granddad beth
31:31well come on have you got a hug for your dear old granddad
31:39what are you doing here
31:42you are just like your mother i came to say hello to my favorite granddaughter
31:48i'm your only granddaughter
31:53wait you have others your granddad's had quite the life beth can you give us a few minutes
31:59uh sure hey i uh i missed your birthday you missed more than one
32:08buy yourself something nice
32:12uh thanks i guess
32:15she's a chip off if i sign this will you leave
32:18i don't know what it is i've done to you
32:20you've done nothing but take
32:22mm-hmm but i did do something i shouldn't have done
32:25planning people only have so many favors
32:29and i've given you one of them
32:31so you're not so clean now missy
32:41i've got too much to lose
32:46it's not worth the risk
32:51leave
33:04oh shit
33:07oh shit
33:11oh shit
33:12oh shit
33:13oh shit
33:18oh shit
33:48How do you feel about me deciding
33:49to do the chicken with pen and pesto, huh?
33:52That's lovely.
33:54I wasn't sure what you had in mind.
33:57You know, all the time you'd be back, so I just did something.
34:02It's really nice, huh?
34:05I spoke to him.
34:07Oh, yeah?
34:09I saw the builders have made some progress.
34:11They have.
34:13Although Derek's losing his shit.
34:15Yeah.
34:17He spoke to me.
34:18He seems pretty desperate.
34:19Of course.
34:20They're getting ever closer to that dead body under the tree.
34:24For God's sake, Alan.
34:26And what would say that she might like if you do some shelves?
34:30For the new kitchen?
34:31Is that a good idea?
34:33I'm a good chippy.
34:35Well, sure, but I mean, they're our friends.
34:38What if they didn't like them?
34:39Wouldn't that be awkward?
34:40I think I know the kind of thing she likes.
34:44You do?
34:46Besides, Tone's my mate really much more than Emma is.
34:50She wouldn't feel awkward about telling me she doesn't like it.
34:53It'd be like you doing John a favour.
34:55I mean, you get on, but you're not really close.
35:00I'm not sure.
35:02Yeah, you're right.
35:02Why not?
35:07This was really nice.
35:09What, have you done?
35:10Yeah, I'm tired and I've got a bit of work to do.
35:13I'll wash up later though, so just leave it, yeah?
35:23I just don't know why you have to disappear for the day.
35:27I didn't disappear.
35:28I sent you a text message.
35:30Did you?
35:32I don't have a message.
35:36Is he serious?
35:37He's trying to wind us up.
35:39Yeah, well, he's succeeding.
35:40I hate jazz!
35:44I'm going to go and tell him...
35:45No, wait!
35:45Wait, you were telling me about your day.
35:48I can't say, really, with this racket...
35:49I just want to know what you got up to.
35:52Emma, I mean...
35:54I just...
35:55I just had to get away from the builders for a bit.
35:58And they were doing my head in.
35:59Well, where did you go?
36:01For a walk.
36:02You know, a long walk.
36:04Like I used to.
36:05Oh, what, when you were 19?
36:08Look, the drilling, the digging, it just...
36:13John, what's going on?
36:16Nothing.
36:19I need to tell...
36:21Just ignore it!
36:32How was your day?
36:34Good.
36:36You do anything?
36:38See anyone?
36:42Well, I did see...
36:43You were showing me your photos.
36:44They're great.
36:45Oh, nice.
36:47I'm glad you're still doing that.
36:48You're good.
36:50Actually, I met someone.
36:52Someone who digs my work.
36:54Oh, right.
36:54What, a friend or...?
36:56Yeah, Mum.
36:58A friend.
36:59Okay.
37:00Well, that's lovely.
37:03Lovely.
37:04She's a copper.
37:05Oh.
37:07But she's nice.
37:10Well, some of them are nice.
37:13This is...
37:14I mean, what is wrong with him?
37:17Look, Derek went mad at Lee today about the fence.
37:20That's what this is all about.
37:21We can't put up with this.
37:22Lee was pretty scary, actually.
37:23I think he put the fear of God in him.
37:25Maybe that's just what he needs.
37:29Oh, that's her.
37:40Beth, are you okay?
37:41Oh, that's her.
38:38Ah, ah, ah!
38:39Don't even think about it.
38:42I'm warning you, woman.
38:51Turn it down!
38:53I thought you said to ignore it.
38:56Are you looking at his camera?
39:00Sod this.
39:00I'm going to Derek's.
39:01I saw some of Nick's footage.
39:05Whose?
39:07Nick's.
39:08Why?
39:09Thought I'd better see the evidence.
39:11Evidence?
39:15Of what?
39:17What do you think?
39:20I...
39:22I don't...
39:23The need for parking permits.
39:25Right.
39:27And?
39:28Did you see anything?
39:32What?
39:37What?
39:58they've gone whoever it was
40:23two for joy
40:49Sonia you okay do you hear a noise
40:57Sonia
41:24three for a girl four for a boy what does this mean means there's three more to go before
41:28before a secret never to be told why are you lying to me just stop it stop lying
41:35what are you going to do huh you're going to kill me like you killed your son marcus
41:39what have you done loved you that's all i've ever done
41:44you said let me go
41:50everything's gone dad everything's gone
41:52if you've done anything to her i will kill you
42:09you
42:12you
42:14you
42:14you
42:15you
42:16you
42:23you
42:25you
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