00:03Grazie a tutti!
00:30No, oh hey, I was gonna make that joke
00:31Got in there cos I'm faster
00:33Not about me, though
00:34Right, stop it
00:36Ok, I'm on the right, I'm on the right
00:38Have we worked out how to do the boost yet?
00:40No, I haven't been
00:42Look, why do you start ahead of me?
00:44I'm better
00:44Just use the boost at a place you wouldn't normally use it, Nate
00:47That's probably the best idea
00:48You mean this is where you'd usually use it, right, Nate?
00:50You got one!
00:52What position are you in fifth?
00:54Ok, you talk
00:55I can't, unfortunately, I'm sorry
00:58It's too important that I win
00:59Oh, I just dropped some mad mines. Mad. Mad in a good way. Like, good mad.
01:04I've got you in my sights. Does that make you feel better?
01:07I mean, I'm at the front, so I'm in everyone's sights.
01:10Yeah, that's true.
01:13This is, in the HD collection, the pads are both like weapons and like boosts and things, aren't they?
01:22Yeah, there's no differentiation.
01:22Whereas in 2048, you can differentiate.
01:25Oh my god, Nath. What happened?
01:27I've been eliminated.
01:28I paid no attention to my health.
01:31What's happened to Dave? He's gone.
01:33All I'm going to do is I'm going to boost health.
01:35I'm going to win this race as well.
01:36I can't believe it.
01:37Right, I'm in second.
01:39Oh, I thought there was another lap to go.
01:41That was closer than I thought.
01:42Dave, I'm not sorry.
01:44In fact, I'm really glad.
01:45I'm absolutely devastated.
01:47Oh, my heart's gone.
01:48I'm absolutely devastated.
01:49I'm pretty good under the circumstances.
01:50I was like sailing.
01:51I didn't give birth.
01:52I mean, that's why I was hitting the wall.
01:53I was like, yeah, ain't no thing.
01:55And that guy leeched me.
01:57Right, that was probably the deciding factor.
02:03Let's do another race.
02:05Let's go again.
02:05Look at that.
02:06Let's go again.
02:07Oh, my god.
02:08The 2048 maps look amazing.
02:11I mean, they really, really are cool.
02:12And it's so cool because that was just on Vita before.
02:14And now it's on the big screen.
02:15You look like you've never seen a television before.
02:18Are you all right there?
02:19I'm trying to figure out this big talk from the losing guy.
02:22I'm not losing.
02:24I withdrew due to a technicality.
02:26It was basically race control going mental.
02:29This time you're in front, by the way.
02:30Good.
02:31Oh, my god.
02:31I couldn't see that.
02:32I was looking for the captain.
02:34I've had a little bit of help there.
02:36Oh, mate.
02:36I've just realized that this one's really hard.
02:38And I never got good at it.
02:39It's really hard.
02:39Have you overtaken it?
02:41Have you?
02:43I knew that was going to happen.
02:45No.
02:47You always get.
02:48What do I always get?
02:50Let's see the excuses.
02:51You get swept away to the left hand of that shortcut.
02:53And I was trying to stay on the main route.
02:55And it always ends up with you just piling straight into that pillar.
02:59Well, if it always does, why don't you do something about it?
03:04Why don't you shut your...
03:06Oh, no.
03:06I've tried to take the lovely shortcut.
03:08I've gone wrong.
03:09That was inevitable.
03:10Oh, I've gone wrong.
03:12He tries too much.
03:13You're like Cupid.
03:15You've flown too high.
03:17Cupid?
03:17Didn't he...
03:18No.
03:18No, that was someone else.
03:20But they both have wings.
03:21You've distracted me with a quiz.
03:24Cupid chat.
03:25I can't believe I've forgotten it.
03:26I can't believe you're still trying to think of it.
03:27It's like I've got right inside your head.
03:29Dave, I'm somehow second.
03:31What?
03:31I don't know.
03:32Oh, this is ridiculous.
03:33Also, I've got a boost.
03:35Oh, Dave sits up.
03:36It's on now.
03:37It's on.
03:38I'm not having this.
03:39All I'm doing is screaming.
03:39I literally am screaming through the track now.
03:42I was in 8th.
03:43I'm now in 7th.
03:45Oh, I'm doing so bad, man.
03:48You're living my nightmare.
03:50I'm really upset.
03:51I'm really upset because of the first race.
03:53Yeah, that was harsh.
03:54Someone is five seconds behind me.
03:56Yeah, it's probably me.
03:59Concentrate on everything.
04:00I really don't care.
04:01I don't care anymore.
04:01What do you mean?
04:02Look, you're six now.
04:03Yeah, because there are only six.
04:05I've gone so wrong.
04:06It's just really upset me.
04:07You can still do this.
04:08I'm going to ruin the video by being sad.
04:10Well, should I be nicer to you?
04:12Sad and...
04:12Don't be sad.
04:13There's still another race.
04:14I'm so much better than this.
04:15If you could see how bad I'm doing.
04:17Well, I will.
04:18I'll watch this back.
04:18Look, I will say...
04:20I'm going to give up.
04:20I'll be nice to you now, Dave.
04:21Don't give up.
04:22I'll be nice to you.
04:23and I will say
04:24that in practice
04:25you were much better than this.
04:26I'm going to purposefully kill myself.
04:27Don't do that, Dave.
04:28I can't deal with it.
04:29Don't do it.
04:30What's the point in living?
04:32I've got...
04:32I'm first, though.
04:33And that's good for us.
04:35That, you know,
04:35we're showing that we're alright at this game.
04:37I've stopped.
04:38Oh, mate.
04:42Come on, Dave.
04:43You can do it.
04:43I'm going to just look around.
04:44No, come on.
04:45No, you're like the guy
04:46at the London Marathon.
04:47It went so bad.
04:49You can't believe how bad it went.
04:50I'm sorry it went so bad.
04:52Oh, wait, are we on lap?
04:53There's another lap.
04:54Oh, for God's sake.
04:55You could...
04:56Oh, no, wait.
04:56I think it's done.
04:57Is it done?
04:57Am I on autopilot?
04:58Yeah.
04:59Oh, is it going to let me finish?
05:00Yeah, you get to go to the end.
05:02You look like you're going fast now.
05:03Yeah.
05:05Yeah.
05:06That was fun.
05:07Where's our last map, Dave?
05:09You get to choose the last race.
05:10Back at HD.
05:12Okay.
05:12And is this one the real one?
05:13Were those just two warm-ups for the...
05:15Do you want a double or nothing?
05:17Because you've won the tournament.
05:19Unless...
05:19All right, double or nothing.
05:21Fine.
05:21But only because you were so sad.
05:23I'm back in.
05:24You're back in.
05:26Two, one.
05:28Okay, now.
05:28Let's go.
05:29Still can't get that boost.
05:30I'm last, though.
05:31I've just...
05:31I've started like...
05:32It's all right.
05:33Oh, dear.
05:34No talking now.
05:35Double or nothing.
05:36Double or nothing.
05:37Come on, David.
05:37I've got the turbo as well, but I've not used it well.
05:39Oh, I'm shooting you.
05:40You've got absolutely no right to stay in front of me.
05:43Go away.
05:44Why is he...
05:44I...
05:45Oi.
05:45Oh, I like this one.
05:47The turns are also sweeping and like...
05:49When you can hook it all together, you just feel like an absolute boss.
05:52Oh, mines!
05:53Yeah, there were mines right in the racing line there.
05:55If you can hook together that last bit, you don't really have to go through that chicane properly.
05:59Oh, no.
06:01The wall.
06:01It's like I'm kissing the wall.
06:03Oh.
06:04Something just hit me.
06:05I don't know what it was.
06:06That's the worst thing.
06:07Oh, look at them bullying me.
06:10I'm being bullied on the track and I've missed the...
06:13Oh, that was good.
06:14Get something in the bank.
06:16Oh, if you turbo and hit someone, it's just the saddest...
06:18Oh, man.
06:19The saddest time.
06:20Used a little bit of autopilot there.
06:22That was nice.
06:24I'm just going to keep this going.
06:25Around the corner.
06:27Hit the boost pad.
06:28Over the things.
06:30We can do this, Nathan.
06:32That's me and me.
06:33Come on.
06:34I knew there was two of you.
06:36That explains so much.
06:38Oh, I've just...
06:39Oh, I've nearly got it right.
06:40Okay, at least I didn't hit the wall.
06:42This is your double or nothing.
06:43Come on, you can still do this.
06:45I know, I'm doing all right.
06:45It's just, like, not good enough.
06:48No, Nathan.
06:49No, other Nathan.
06:51No.
06:51Oh, I'm right in the middle of the pads.
06:53I mean, it's better.
06:55It's just...
06:56I think I'm susceptible to being overtaken, but I'm about to win.
06:59Everything's fine.
07:00Now I get to concentrate on Dave's race.
07:01Come on, Dave.
07:01You can get second.
07:02That was a good race.
07:04Don't patronise.
07:05That was a good race with Dave.
07:05You're making it so much worse.
07:07I'm sorry.
07:07I thought I was trying to be nice.
07:09But that was great.
07:10That was...
07:10Does that mean I've doubly lost?
07:12Because we doubled or nothing.
07:13Yeah, so it's 2-0 to me in this race of one.
07:16It's a drubbing.
07:16So I'm sorry to have drubbed you.
07:18But at least you didn't quit in that second one.
07:21You know.
07:21I didn't quit in the second one.
07:23No, you finished.
07:24It was great.
07:24Well done, Dave.
07:25Everyone thinks you're really brave.
07:27Wipeout's really fun, everyone.
07:28Wipeout's brilliant.
07:29We'll probably have more of it on the channel soon,
07:31so do stay tuned.
07:32Let us know in the comments what you thought.
07:33Do like this video if you had fun with us.
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