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We Might Regret This S02E04 (2026) [Full Movie] [Trending Drama]Full EP - Full
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00:02Let's talk wedding venues.
00:05I thought we agreed on the hotel in Dorset.
00:07Ah yes, so turns out it was already booked by our hashtag sick bride in cancer remission.
00:14Understandably, it was a light pencil.
00:16How do we feel about castles?
00:19There's one here with a functioning moat and a Red Bull sponsorship.
00:23Does it have a lift?
00:24Mmm, we will look into that.
00:28Okay, moving on.
00:30Hendoo!
00:32We're thinking immersive, live-streamed, head-mounted GoPro.
00:37You bring the viewer with you.
00:40But isn't it a spa day?
00:41I mean, massages, robes, bit of tequila.
00:44We are three months away from the wedding.
00:46We need to ramp it up.
00:48And put ramps everywhere for you.
00:52So, our goal is to break one mill by the end of the honeymoon.
00:55We're in the room right next door, aren't we, Libby?
00:57Yes, we are.
00:59Now, do you mind if I take a quick boomerang of you having one of these lovely vickings?
01:08That's brilliant.
01:19Oh, good. A hard punch for toast.
01:24Maybe you should tag the eggs.
01:25Well, I'm just keeping up with the brief, but, uh, message received.
01:30No, no, let's commit.
01:31Give the people what they really want.
01:34Gritty, disabled realism.
01:37Huh?
01:37Okay.
01:38No, no, poster reel of you and Ty deadlifting me into the shower.
01:41Oh, yeah.
01:42Or a house tour.
01:43Yeah?
01:45Here's where I can't reach anything.
01:47Here's the ramp that wants me dead.
01:49Here's upstairs.
01:50Oh, I've never been.
01:53I hear you.
01:55You could have an entire third family up there and I wouldn't even know it.
02:01I'm gonna talk to Jane about further renovations.
02:05Okay?
02:07I'm sorry.
02:10I love you.
02:12Yes.
02:14Obviously.
02:16Renewal.
02:17Resurgence.
02:18Rebirth.
02:19Like a caterpillar from a cocoon.
02:21Except it's not a cocoon.
02:23It's a womb.
02:24Your womb.
02:26You are emerging from yourself.
02:31Yeah, well, I can cut you some handslets.
02:33But only if you feel ready to resurgence.
02:36I can't see you.
02:36I can't see you.
02:37And this is definitely the fabric.
02:40It does look a little like she's been excreted.
02:43Well, technically it's a transitional membrane designed for hibernate and zoo snakes, but yes.
02:49And how does she go backwards in this thing?
02:53Is it a series of three-point turns?
02:56Why would anyone want to go backwards in this life?
02:59Bean, it really is so creative.
03:02I just don't know if it's giving me a wedding dress.
03:07You hate it.
03:09Oh.
03:10That means it's working.
03:12Are you scared of the dress's disruptive potential or your own?
03:17Ooh.
03:20I'm sorry.
03:21I just don't know if it's the dress.
03:26It's not the dress.
03:28Because there is no dress.
03:31There is just evolution.
03:34Transition and expansion.
03:36Gestation and expulsion.
03:39That is marriage.
03:53Yes.
03:54Hmm.
03:56Yeah.
03:57I think it's some of my finest work.
03:59Hmm.
04:08Hmm.
04:08Hmm.
04:10Hmm.
04:16What did he say?
04:18Uh, he said that he wants to feel your wet bikini bottoms, but like, not wet from the pool.
04:23Oh.
04:24Uh, yeah, no, it's convoluted.
04:27Well, tell him he needs to make them wet then.
04:28You have to force yourself more.
04:30More?
04:30More.
04:31More.
04:35I'm going to go to my room and you're going to dance naked in my mouth.
04:42Huh.
04:42What did he say?
04:45Uh, sorry.
04:46Uh, that he wants you to, uh, stand on his face or something.
04:50Did he?
04:52Well, tell him I'll dominate him all night long and I won't stop until he begs me.
04:54Uh.
04:57Yo, yo, what?
04:59Um.
05:00Eh, he says he likes the pegging.
05:03The pegging?
05:04The pegging.
05:05No, no, no, no.
05:07Wait, wait, wait, wait.
05:08Wait, wait, wait.
05:08I need you here with me.
05:10No, no.
05:10You're fine.
05:11You're fine.
05:12Just ask Alexa.
05:19I'll get it.
05:24No means no, Jo.
05:25I'm here for Freya.
05:27Hen stuff.
05:38Actually, do you have a minute?
05:41Can we talk, like privately?
05:44Like in your room?
05:45No, no, no.
05:46Better with witnesses.
05:47Less chance of an emotional drive-by.
05:49Is that my shirt?
05:52No, this is just a common men's shirt.
05:54From shirts.com.
05:56Fine.
05:57I'll be out of your hair soon anyway.
05:59I'm moving to New York.
06:01Uh.
06:03Yeah, a couple months ago, whilst I was drunk and, um, on antibiotics, I supposedly applied
06:10for this writing program in New York and I got in and, um, yeah.
06:14It's, it's kinda legit, so.
06:19Yeah, you know, there's not much keeping me here.
06:21So, maybe, maybe it's time for a change.
06:25I don't know.
06:26Well, thank you for the big press release and now, if you don't mind, I'm actually preparing
06:29for a job interview.
06:37Good luck telling Freya that you're abandoning her again.
06:45Jo!
06:46The leaves are almost here!
06:48Hey, you party ready?
06:52Here we are, ladies!
06:55This is it!
06:57Cool reveal!
06:58Perfect!
06:59For post-game dippy-dees, ladies.
07:01I am into this deranged gingerbread husband.
07:05Woo!
07:06Love it!
07:08Love gargoyles!
07:10I know!
07:10Very Snow White sheep.
07:29Who are these people?
07:30These are your hens!
07:32It's a small fistful of our amazing clients!
07:36Of course.
07:38Are we supposed to be wearing those?
07:40Yes, we are, darling.
07:42Mm-hmm.
07:43Bought them from Vinted.
07:44Thought it'd be gay to wear them.
07:46Gay as in fun.
07:47We're bringing it back.
07:48Is that blood?
07:51Yes.
07:52Yes, it is.
07:55Oh.
07:58It's a little early to be drinking, isn't it?
08:02Why are they here?
08:03Please get them out of my house.
08:05Ah, you see, in my defence, it is our house.
08:09And I would like to store my books in my section of our attic.
08:13Okay?
08:14Alright.
08:15I'm just sorry they're not selling.
08:17Oh, they are selling.
08:18They're flying off the shelves.
08:19They're talking about doing a second print run with all the five star reviews
08:22and a sex-positive foreword by Gillian Anderson.
08:25Happy you're getting the recognition you deserve.
08:29I'm just sampling wines for the wedding.
08:31Uh-huh.
08:32Listen, I genuinely had no idea you were going to take this that badly.
08:36I'm not taking it anything.
08:37I'm taking it like an absolute stud.
08:39Are you?
08:40Yeah.
08:41I was just drafting my own memoir in my head.
08:43I think I'm going to call it, um,
08:45Why the flying fuck didn't I divorce her sooner?
08:47Or something.
08:49Guaranteed bestseller.
08:52And we are live, girlies!
08:55And we have 23 brave beautiful viewers already.
08:58Ooh!
08:58Yes.
08:58Well, let's crack on with the games, I reckon.
09:02Yeah.
09:02These hens are not free range.
09:04They're on hourly rates.
09:05Wait, they're being paid to be here?
09:07And as PA of Honour, a.k.a. Party Architect,
09:12I'd like to introduce our very first game.
09:16It's called Mr. and Mrs.
09:18And it is the ultimate compatibility quiz.
09:21All right?
09:22Jo, would you like to do the honours?
09:25Okay.
09:26Um, who is Abe's celebrity crush?
09:28Ooh!
09:31Emily Blunt?
09:32Emily Blunt?
09:34Shall we find out?
09:36Hello, ladies.
09:38Right, celebrity crush.
09:39I'm going to say, it's Nigella Lawson.
09:44Especially the Christmas special where she basted that turkey that was hypnotic.
09:49I don't know.
09:49No.
09:50That was wrong, Freya.
09:51So actually, you know what you need to do?
09:54Shup, shup, shup, shup, shup, shup, shup, shup, shup, shup, shup, shup, shup, shup, shup, shup, shup, shup, shup.
09:59Who said I love you first?
10:01Oh, okay.
10:02That one's easy.
10:03Yeah.
10:03Him.
10:04100%.
10:04Oh, it was magical.
10:08Couldn't stop looking at her.
10:09And then she said those three little words.
10:12I love you.
10:13Aww.
10:14That's another wrong answer, Freya.
10:16So, uh, buckle up!
10:24I mean it's really not fair. Have you even read my book?
10:29Oh, have you written a book?
10:30Because in the end, if you get to the last chapter, I say I actually really loved our marriage.
10:35So much talk of marriage. Can't stop writing about it, can't stop talking about it.
10:39It's all a ickle bit jealous.
10:41Fuck off! Fuck right! You couldn't pay me to be in a committed relationship right now.
10:45There's just so much compromise, isn't there? I mean look at you!
10:47Who even are you? You hate rosé.
10:50Turns out it just has to be good rosé.
10:52I don't believe you. If you're going to be this...
10:54Right, right, okay. What is going on?
10:57All of this yelling while I'm trying to have a wank is giving me weird childhood flashbacks, alright?
11:01So I'm going to need you to tone it down if I'm going to stand any chance of getting anything
11:04done up there.
11:05Sorry.
11:07That is quite good actually.
11:08I know, right?
11:08Wait, sorry, why are you day drinking?
11:10Because your father is trying to squeeze himself into this new life.
11:15One drink at a time.
11:17Okay, well.
11:18That's weird.
11:19Don't make a habit out of it.
11:20Either of you.
11:21If you are going to do another lap around the marital track.
11:24Marriage again.
11:25Might I give you some notes?
11:27Oh, okay.
11:27This is actually far more interesting than the porn I was watching, so I'm going to grab a pew.
11:32This time maybe don't cry quite so much during the vows.
11:36And it's not that it wasn't tremendously touching, it was.
11:38But people really just want to go for a piss and have a glass of Prosecco.
11:43Really don't need wedding day notes.
11:45Especially not from the woman who insisted on choreographing our ridiculous first dance.
11:51Ridiculous?
11:54Oh, remember?
11:55Oh, post-traumatic dance disorder.
11:59This is before anyone else did it, right?
12:01Sure.
12:02Because you get an organ.
12:03Wow.
12:03That mum's already going.
12:05Feeling limber, dad?
12:10Okay.
12:13Okay.
12:14So this was professionally choreographed, was it?
12:18Okay.
12:20You keep saying okay.
12:21Yeah.
12:23Oh, I'm round.
12:25One, two.
12:27Whoa!
12:28Whoa!
12:29You always used to trip me there.
12:31You on every single time.
12:33Do you remember that?
12:33This is nice, isn't it?
12:34Look at you.
12:35It's almost like Lindsay Lohan was right to pair and trap hers back together.
12:38Back together.
12:38Sorry, have you not read my chapter on bonobos?
12:40Yeah, I'm waiting for the audiobook.
12:42No, I think we're both perfectly happy with where we are now.
12:45Absolutely.
12:46Really?
12:47Right.
12:48You're okay that Sam's death, you know, broke things between you?
12:57Well, I think it's a little bit more complex than that.
13:02But, er...
13:03Yeah, sometimes life throws more storm at you than you're prepared for.
13:07And I think we wish we'd weathered it differently.
13:09But...
13:10We accept the wreckage.
13:12I mean...
13:13It has a kind of charm.
13:16What a bug.
13:21If you learn anything from us,
13:23don't let life's mess
13:26get in the way of what really matters.
13:29Yeah, you've got to embrace the mess.
13:32Actually, um...
13:33Did I say that I had to...
13:36That there was, um...
13:37I had to...
13:37Bye!
13:41One more time?
13:42Fuck no.
13:43Tell us about losing your B card.
13:49Why don't we take a little quick break?
13:51Like some...
13:52A little sig, or...
13:53Come on!
13:53At least tell us the age.
13:54We've got hundreds of followers now.
13:56They want dates.
13:57They want positions.
13:59Oh, yeah!
14:00You don't have to.
14:01Cherry bum!
14:02Cherry bum!
14:04Cherry bum!
14:05Cherry bum!
14:07Cherry bum!
14:08Cherry bum!
14:09Cherry bum!
14:09Cherry bum!
14:09Fine!
14:10Sure!
14:10Yeah!
14:11It was just before my 16th birthday.
14:14I was ridiculously in love.
14:17Everyone thought we were going to be together forever.
14:21Um...
14:21And then I had my accident.
14:23And became tetraplegic.
14:26And then I went into rehab.
14:28Um...
14:29For a year.
14:30To relearn everything that I knew about my body and, uh...
14:34And the world.
14:35And then, um, one night...
14:37He snuck into rehab and we had sex.
14:43It wasn't really the first time I imagined.
14:46Um...
14:47But we were in love.
14:49Um...
14:50And then he never called me again.
14:55Um...
14:56Um...
14:57Um...
14:57Um...
14:58Um...
14:59Um...
15:00Um...
15:01Um...
15:016pm already?
15:02Oh!
15:02Well, uh...
15:04Put your hands together...
15:05For...
15:07RIPTAISDA!
15:07Ah!
15:08Ah!
15:09Ah!
15:10Ah!
15:12Ah!
15:14Ah!
15:16Ah!
15:17Ah!
15:17Ah!
15:18Ah!
15:22Ah!
15:33Ah!
15:35Ah!
15:37Ah!
15:39Ah!
15:40Ah!
15:40Ah!
15:41Ah!
15:42Ah!
15:45Ah!
15:46Oh, my God!
16:00You want to add him on social.
16:02How extraordinary!
16:04I'm something.
16:05I'm hot.
16:07Fucking door.
16:10Jesus Christ!
16:12You crazy?
16:13Yes, crazy is my brand. Come on.
16:14You can't be here.
16:15Don't go to New York.
16:31Stop! Stop! Stop it!
16:35Sorry, Krypties, Dan. Full respect. I can't do this.
16:38I'm tired of being scheduled and sponsored and streamed.
16:43I've had enough!
16:44You know, and I can't ignore the fact that I'm completely incompatible with my fiancé.
16:49You know what I want to do?
16:50Yeah, I want to go swimming.
16:52Yeah, but I can't because I'm terrified of fucking water since I became disabled.
16:57Is that the content you want?
17:00Huh?
17:00Because this whole hey-do and sponsored wedding is so fucking lame!
17:05Oh!
17:06No!
17:07What?
17:08Okay, I'm confused.
17:09I want to do it all with you.
17:12Especially the mess.
17:14Mess?
17:15Okay, now I'm getting mixed signals.
17:17Fuck!
17:17Joe!
17:18Are you there?
17:19Joe!
17:21Joe!
17:22I need to talk to you!
17:23This is definitely the best one.
17:25Oh.
17:26Jane.
17:27Fuck.
17:27Maybe it was that one.
17:29Jane.
17:30What?
17:31I'm ready.
17:32To sell the house.
17:35Oh.
17:38Oh wow.
17:40Okay.
17:43And I want to say sorry for holding on.
17:48I think I just needed to, you know, let go in stages.
17:58Yeah, I mean, it's funny.
17:59I mean, I've been waiting for this moment for years, but now it's actually here.
18:03I feel a bit.
18:14We will always be family.
18:19Do you want me to help?
18:20I'm sorry.
18:22You know, and I really, honestly, couldn't be more happy for you than Freya.
18:28I know.
18:32To the future.
18:34To my sequel, ballsack.
18:37I need to pee, and I need to say this.
18:40I think maybe actually I've just been scared that I wouldn't find anyone else.
18:43Which is essentially internalized ableism, right?
18:45And probably not the best reason to be getting married.
18:47Maybe we should talk somewhere else.
18:48I hate how everyone acts.
18:50Like, I'm so lucky to have him, you know?
18:53Like, it's infantilizing.
18:55I don't need to be taken care of.
18:58Right?
18:58I want to fuck in Paris.
19:00Freya, Freya.
19:00As your PA of honor, I've watched you and Abe very closely, and that's love, man.
19:09Also, if you ever need a surrogate, I do sincerely hope it's me.
19:12Oh, too far, Ty.
19:13Fair enough.
19:17My God.
19:18I need to talk to Abe.
19:19Yeah, I have to tell him to come here.
19:21What, here?
19:22Now?
19:22Yeah, here.
19:23Now.
19:26Okay, um...
19:27The condom company.
19:29Yeah?
19:29Pulled out.
19:29Well, of course they were gonna pull out.
19:31Well, not like that, but do you know what I mean?
19:32Oh, I think I'm gonna have a panic attack.
19:34Absolute nightmare.
19:35Oh, Olivia?
19:36Olivia?
19:37I think I've finally found my voice.
19:39Well, no.
19:40You're not finding your voice, darling, because our sponsors have pulled out, haven't they?
19:44In your impassioned speech...
19:46But I was just being honest.
19:47Mmm.
19:48You called the entire sponsored wedding lame.
19:51Lame.
19:52On camera.
19:53The online disabled community.
19:55They are currently dragging you.
19:56Yeah.
19:57For being grossly ableist.
19:58You're trending in a bad way.
20:01They're dragging your ass.
20:02You're cancelled.
20:03Rip.
20:04R.I.P.
20:04She means.
20:05Fuck, I never say that.
20:07I never say that.
20:08Well, you did say it, didn't you?
20:09You did.
20:10You said it, didn't you?
20:11Yeah.
20:11So, we have to send a big fat apology.
20:13Yeah.
20:14We've gotta live stream it.
20:15Yeah.
20:15A big donation.
20:17Children in need, we're thinking.
20:19Patsy bear.
20:19Might work.
20:20Yeah.
20:21Suck on that.
20:21You're gonna need it.
20:22Okay.
20:23Levi?
20:23Gosh, these women only identifying spaces are incredible.
20:26I mean the...
20:27Levi!
20:27Sorry.
20:28Sorry.
20:28I love you too.
20:31Um.
20:33I feel like maybe we're not good for each other.
20:35Maybe we're...
20:36Maybe we're too fucked up.
20:38Yes.
20:39Maybe.
20:40But also, maybe.
20:41What if we are the type of fucked up that fits?
20:47Because every time I'm with you, I feel a little bit less broken.
20:51And I also feel consistently turned on.
20:58I'm just trying to get my life together.
21:01And...
21:02I need someone...
21:03That you can rely on.
21:05Yeah.
21:06Exactly.
21:06Me too.
21:07Um.
21:08We both need each other.
21:09So, uh, why don't you just for once, please, please just stay.
21:33I just see Ty straddling a half-naked man using a wheelchair.
21:37I thought this was a spa day.
21:42Abe, I need to say something and I just need you to listen.
21:45Okay?
21:47Okay.
21:47We lost the sponsorship.
21:49I accidentally said the L word on the live stream.
21:52What?
21:53Lesbian?
21:54Not quite.
21:56Um.
21:56But the Olivias think that they can fix it.
21:58Okay.
21:59Good.
22:00I just don't know if I do want to fix it, Abe.
22:04I'm so tired of saying yes.
22:07To everything.
22:10To...
22:11That I have to be grateful for every single opportunity just because I'm a wheelchair user.
22:15I want to fuck in Paris with you.
22:20Okay.
22:22Unexpected turn.
22:24Not unwelcome.
22:25But I think maybe this wedding is just happening too fast.
22:29Hmm.
22:31I'm more than happy to postpone it.
22:33Certainly happy to lose the, uh, sponsorship, you know.
22:38I just want to marry you.
22:40Properly.
22:44Told Jane I was ready to sell the house.
22:47But really.
22:49Yeah.
22:51Thought we could find ourselves a nice little new build.
22:56You know?
22:57Fully accessible.
22:58You wouldn't have to worry about anything.
23:03I just want to take care of you.
23:10But I don't want that.
23:15Actually I think, um...
23:20Maybe I just need a bit of time.
23:22Yeah.
23:22Well we're...
23:23We'll postpone.
23:25Time from us.
23:32Sorry, that's not what I was expecting to say.
23:36I love you.
23:37I love you so much.
23:39It's just been a really weird time and, uh, I don't know...
23:43It's okay. It's okay.
23:46I'm sorry.
23:49I'm sorry.
23:50I'm so...
23:50You take your time.
23:53Are you okay?
24:06Freya?
24:08Freya!
24:09Hey!
24:12Hey!
24:13There you are.
24:15You okay?
24:19I think I just broke up with Abe.
24:24Shit.
24:27I'm so sorry.
24:28How did he take it?
24:31Mature and lovingly, which made it even worse.
24:36I'm so sorry.
24:38Hey, listen.
24:40I'm here.
24:42Don't worry.
24:44We got this.
24:45Together.
24:47Please.
24:48I never needed you.
24:50Gross.
24:53Not even a little.
24:54Good.
24:56I definitely don't need you.
25:05Can I get your help with something?
25:08Yes.
25:08Yeah.
25:09Fine.
25:10It's European air.
25:14I swear it does.
25:17Randomly, I'm grateful for.
25:21Grateful for all the night.
25:24Solemn nightwalker.
25:28Concrete over water.
25:35I think you remind me of the night.
25:40But also of the day.
25:43I think of Italy, Chappelle.
25:49I think of Spain.
25:56My heart was enduring for the night of Boston.
26:05No moving by the end.
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