- 2 hours ago
We Might Regret This S02E04 (2026) [Full Movie] [Trending Drama]Full EP - Full
Category
š„
Short filmTranscript
00:02Let's talk wedding venues.
00:05I thought we agreed on the hotel in Dorset.
00:07Ah yes, so turns out it was already booked by our hashtag sick bride in cancer remission.
00:14Understandably, it was a light pencil.
00:16How do we feel about castles?
00:19There's one here with a functioning moat and a Red Bull sponsorship.
00:23Does it have a lift?
00:24Mmm, we will look into that.
00:28Okay, moving on.
00:30Hendoo!
00:32We're thinking immersive, live-streamed, head-mounted GoPro.
00:37You bring the viewer with you.
00:40But isn't it a spa day?
00:41I mean, massages, robes, bit of tequila.
00:44We are three months away from the wedding.
00:46We need to ramp it up.
00:48And put ramps everywhere for you.
00:52So, our goal is to break one mill by the end of the honeymoon.
00:55We're in the room right next door, aren't we, Libby?
00:57Yes, we are.
00:59Now, do you mind if I take a quick boomerang of you having one of these lovely vickings?
01:08That's brilliant.
01:19Oh, good. A hard punch for toast.
01:24Maybe you should tag the eggs.
01:25Well, I'm just keeping up with the brief, but, uh, message received.
01:30No, no, let's commit.
01:31Give the people what they really want.
01:34Gritty, disabled realism.
01:37Huh?
01:37Okay.
01:38No, no, poster reel of you and Ty deadlifting me into the shower.
01:41Oh, yeah.
01:42Or a house tour.
01:43Yeah?
01:45Here's where I can't reach anything.
01:47Here's the ramp that wants me dead.
01:49Here's upstairs.
01:50Oh, I've never been.
01:53I hear you.
01:55You could have an entire third family up there and I wouldn't even know it.
02:01I'm gonna talk to Jane about further renovations.
02:05Okay?
02:07I'm sorry.
02:10I love you.
02:12Yes.
02:14Obviously.
02:16Renewal.
02:17Resurgence.
02:18Rebirth.
02:19Like a caterpillar from a cocoon.
02:21Except it's not a cocoon.
02:23It's a womb.
02:24Your womb.
02:26You are emerging from yourself.
02:31Yeah, well, I can cut you some handslets.
02:33But only if you feel ready to resurgence.
02:36I can't see you.
02:37And this is definitely the fabric.
02:40It does look a little like she's been excreted.
02:43Well, technically, it's a transitional membrane designed for hibernate and zoo snakes, but yes.
02:49And how does she go backwards in this thing?
02:53Is it a series of three-point turns?
02:56Or why would anyone want to go backwards in this life?
02:59Bean, it really is so creative.
03:02I just don't know if it's giving me a wedding dress.
03:07You hate it.
03:09Oh.
03:10That means it's working.
03:12Are you scared of the dress's disruptive potential or your own?
03:17Ooh.
03:20I'm sorry.
03:21I just don't know if it's the dress.
03:26It's not the dress.
03:28Because there is no dress.
03:31There is just evolution.
03:34Transition and expansion.
03:36Gestation and expulsion.
03:39That is marriage.
03:53Yes.
03:54Hmm.
03:56Yeah.
03:57I think it's some of my finest work.
03:59Hmm.
04:08Hmm.
04:08Hmm.
04:11Hmm.
04:16What did he say?
04:18Uh, he said that he wants to feel your wet bikini bottoms, but like, not wet from the pool.
04:23Oh.
04:24Uh, yeah, no, it's convoluted.
04:27Well, tell him he needs to make them wet then.
04:28You have to force yourself more.
04:30More?
04:30More.
04:31More.
04:35I'm going to go to my room and you're going to dance naked in my mouth.
04:42Huh.
04:42What did he say?
04:45Uh, sorry.
04:46Uh, that he wants you to, uh, stand on his face or something.
04:50Did he?
04:52Well, tell him I'll dominate him all night long and I won't stop until he begs me.
04:54Ah.
04:57Yo, yo, what?
04:59Um.
05:00Eh, he says he likes pegging.
05:04Pegging?
05:04Pegging.
05:05No, no, no, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
05:08No, what's up?
05:08I need you here with me, like the pegging, that's what I mean.
05:11You're good, you're good, just ask Alexa.
05:20I'll get it!
05:24No means no, Jo.
05:25I'm here for Freya.
05:27Hen stuff.
05:39Actually, do you have a minute?
05:41Can we talk, like privately, like in your room?
05:45No, no, no, no, no.
05:46Better with witnesses, less chance of an emotional drive-by.
05:50Is that my shirt?
05:52No, this is just a common men's shirt.
05:54From shirts.com.
05:56Fine.
05:57I'll be out of your hair soon anyway.
05:59I'm moving to New York.
06:01Uh, yeah, a couple of months ago, whilst I was drunk,
06:06and, um, on antibiotics, I supposedly applied for this writing program in New York,
06:11and I got in, and, um, yeah.
06:14It's, it's kinda legit, so.
06:19Yeah, you know, there's not much keeping me here,
06:21so, maybe, maybe it's time for a change.
06:25I don't know.
06:26Well, thank you for the big press release, and now, if you don't mind,
06:29I'm actually preparing for job interview.
06:37Good luck telling Fred that you're abandoning her again.
06:45Joe!
06:46The leaves are almost here!
06:48Hey, you party ready?
06:52Here we are, ladies!
06:55This is it!
06:57Cool reveal!
06:59Perfect for post-game dippy-dees, ladies.
07:01I am into this deranged gingerbread husband.
07:05Woo!
07:07Love it!
07:08Love gargoyles!
07:10Fairy Snow White sheep.
07:28Who are these people?
07:30These are your hens!
07:32It's a small passport of our amazing clients!
07:37Of course.
07:38Are we supposed to be wearing those?
07:40Yes, we are, darling.
07:42Mm-hmm.
07:43Bought them from Vinted.
07:44Thought it'd be gay to wear them.
07:46Gay as in fun.
07:47We're bringing it back.
07:48Is that blood?
07:50Yes!
07:52Yes, it is.
07:55Oh.
07:58It's a little early to be drinking, isn't it?
08:02Why are they here?
08:03Please get them out of my house.
08:05Ah, you see, in my defence, it is our house, and I would like to store my books in my
08:11section of our attic.
08:13Okay?
08:14All right.
08:15I'm just sorry they're not selling.
08:17Oh, they are selling.
08:18They're flying off the shelves.
08:19They're talking about doing a second print run with all the five-star reviews and a sex-positive foreword by
08:23Gillian Anderson.
08:25Happy you're getting the recognition you deserve.
08:29I'm just sampling wines for the wedding.
08:31Uh-huh.
08:32Listen, I genuinely had no idea you were going to take this that badly.
08:36I'm not taking it anything.
08:37I'm taking it like an absolute stud.
08:39Are you?
08:40Yeah.
08:41I was just drafting my own memoir in my head.
08:43I think I'm going to call it, um, Why the Flying Fuck Didn't I Divorce Her Sooner?
08:47Or something.
08:49Guaranteed bestseller.
08:52And we are live, girlies!
08:54And we have 23 brave beautiful viewers already.
08:58Ooh.
08:58Yes.
08:58Well, let's crack on with the games, I reckon.
09:02These hens are not free range.
09:04They're on hourly rates.
09:06Wait, they're being paid to be here?
09:07As PA of Honour, a.k.a. Party Architect, I'd like to introduce our very first game.
09:16It's called Mr. and Mrs. and it is the ultimate compatibility quiz.
09:21All right?
09:22Jo, would you like to do the honours?
09:25Okay.
09:26Who is Abe's celebrity crush?
09:29Ooh.
09:31Emily Blunt?
09:32Emily Blunt.
09:33Yeah.
09:34Shall we find out?
09:36Yeah.
09:36Hello, ladies.
09:37Right.
09:38Celebrity crush.
09:39I'm going to say it's Nigella Lawson.
09:44Especially the Christmas special where she basted that turkey that was hypnotic.
09:50That was wrong Freya.
09:51So, actually you know what you need to do?
09:54Shup, shup, shup, shup.
09:59Who said, I love you first?
10:01Oh, okay, that one's easy.
10:03Yeah.
10:03him 100% oh it was magical couldn't stop looking at her and then she said those three little words
10:11i love you
10:14it's another wrong answer freya so uh buckle up
10:19do you even know this dude
10:21i mean it's really not fair have you even read my book
10:29oh have you written a book
10:30because in the end if you get to the last chapter i say i actually really loved our marriage
10:35so much talk of marriage can't stop writing about it can't stop talking about it
10:39it's all a little bit jealous
10:40fuck off fuck right you couldn't pay me to be in a committed relationship right now
10:44there's just so much compromise isn't there i mean look at you who even are you
10:48you hate rosƩ
10:49turns out it just has to be good rosƩ
10:51don't believe you if you're gonna be this
10:54right right okay what is going on
10:57all of this yelling while i'm trying to have a wank is giving me weird childhood flashbacks
11:00all right so i'm going to need you to tone it down
11:02if i'm going to stand any chance of getting anything done up there
11:04sorry
11:06oh that is quite good actually
11:08i know right
11:08wait sorry why are you day drinking
11:10because your father
11:12is trying to squeeze himself into this new life
11:15one drink at a time
11:17okay well
11:18that's weird
11:19don't make a habit out of it either of you
11:20if you are going to do another lap around the marital track
11:24marriage again
11:25might i give you some notes
11:26oh okay this is actually far more interesting than the porn i was watching
11:29so i'm going to grab a pew
11:32this time maybe don't cry
11:33quite so much
11:35during the vows
11:36i mean it's not that it wasn't tremendously touching
11:37it was but people really just
11:41want to go for a piss and have a glass of prosecco
11:43really don't need wedding day notes
11:45especially not from the woman who insisted on choreographing our ridiculous first dance
11:50ridiculous
11:53oh remember
11:55oh post-traumatic dance disorder
11:58this is before anyone else did it right
12:00sure
12:01because you get a problem
12:03well
12:03that mum's already going
12:04feeling limber dad
12:10okay
12:13so this was professionally choreographed was it
12:18okay
12:20okay
12:20you keep saying okay
12:21yeah
12:22oh i'm round
12:25one
12:26two
12:26oh
12:28whoa
12:28you always used to trip me there
12:31you on every single time
12:33that's nice
12:34look at you
12:35it's almost like lindsay lohan was right to pair and trap hers back together
12:38back together
12:38sorry have you not read my chapter on bonobos
12:40yeah i'm waiting for the audiobook
12:42no i think we're both perfectly happy with where we are now
12:44absolutely
12:45absolutely
12:46really
12:48you're okay that sam's death
12:51you know
12:52broke things
12:53between you
12:57well i think it's a little bit more complex than that
13:03yeah sometimes life throws more storm at you than you're prepared for
13:07and i think we wish we'd weathered it differently
13:09but we accept the wreckage
13:11i mean
13:12it has a kind of charm
13:16what a bug
13:21if you learn anything from us
13:23don't let life's mess
13:25get in the way of what really matters
13:28yeah you're gonna embrace the mess
13:32actually um
13:33did i say that i had to
13:35that there was um
13:36i had to
13:37bye
13:41one more time
13:42fuck no
13:43tell us about
13:45losing your b card
13:49why don't we take a little quick break
13:51like some
13:51a little cig
13:52come on at least tell us the age
13:54we've got hundreds of followers now
13:56they want to eat
13:57they want positions
13:58oh yeah
13:59so you don't have to
14:01cherry bomb
14:02cherry bomb
14:04cherry bomb
14:05cherry bomb
14:07cherry bomb
14:08cherry bomb
14:09fine sure
14:10yeah
14:10uh it was just before my 16th birthday
14:13i was ridiculously in love
14:16oh
14:17everyone thought we were gonna be together forever
14:19um
14:21and then i had my accident
14:23and became tetraplegic
14:25and then i went into rehab
14:27um
14:28for a year
14:29to relearn everything that i knew about my body
14:33and uh
14:33and the world
14:34and then um
14:36one night
14:36he snuck into rehab
14:38and
14:39we had sex
14:43it wasn't really the first time
14:44i imagined
14:46um
14:46but we were in love
14:50and then he never called me again
15:00oh
15:01six pm already
15:01oh
15:02well
15:03uh
15:03put your hands together
15:05That's a good day!
15:07He's done!
15:07Ahh!
15:10Ahh!!!
15:11Oh!
15:16AHHHHhhhh!
15:20Oh my god!
15:33The music here!
16:00You want to add him on social?
16:02How extraordinary!
16:04That's fine.
16:05I'm hot.
16:07Back in the door.
16:10Shh! Jesus Christ!
16:12You crazy?
16:13Yes, crazy is my brand, come on.
16:14You can't be here.
16:15Don't go to New York.
16:31Stop! Stop! Stop it!
16:35Sorry, Krypties Dan, full respect.
16:37I can't do this.
16:38I'm tired of being scheduled and sponsored and streamed.
16:43I've had enough!
16:44And I can't ignore the fact that I'm completely incompatible with my fiancƩ.
16:49You know what I want to do?
16:50Yeah, I want to go swimming.
16:52Yeah, but I can't because I'm terrified of fucking water since I became disabled.
16:57Is that the content you want?
17:00Huh?
17:00Because this whole hey-do and sponsored wedding is so fucking lame!
17:05Oh! No!
17:07What? Okay, I'm confused.
17:09I want to do it all with you.
17:12Especially the mess.
17:14Mess?
17:15Okay, now I'm getting mixed signals.
17:17Fuck!
17:17Joe, are you there?
17:19Joe!
17:21Joe, I need to talk to you!
17:23This is definitely the best one.
17:25Oh.
17:26Jane.
17:27Fuck.
17:27Maybe it was that one.
17:29Jane.
17:30What?
17:31I'm ready to sell the house.
17:35Oh.
17:38Oh, wow.
17:40Okay.
17:43And I want to say sorry for holding on.
17:48I think I just needed to, you know, let go in stages.
17:58Yeah.
17:58I mean, it's funny.
17:59I mean, I've been waiting for this moment for years, but now it's actually here.
18:03I feel a bit.
18:14We will always be family.
18:19Do you want me to help you?
18:20I'm sorry.
18:22You know, and I really, honestly, couldn't be more happy for you than Freya.
18:28I know.
18:32To the future.
18:34To my sequel, ballsack.
18:37I need to pee, and I need to say this.
18:40I think maybe actually I've just been scared that I wouldn't find anyone else.
18:43Which is essentially internalized ableism, right?
18:45And probably not the best reason to be getting married.
18:47Maybe we should talk somewhere else.
18:48I hate how everyone acts.
18:50Like, I'm so lucky to have him, you know?
18:53Like, it's infantilizing.
18:55I don't need to be taken care of.
18:58I want to fuck in Paris.
19:00Freya, Freya, as your PA of honor, I've watched you and Abe very closely, and that's love, man.
19:09Also, if you ever need a surrogate, I do sincerely hope it's me.
19:12Oh, too far, Ty.
19:13Fair enough.
19:17My God.
19:18I need to talk to Abe.
19:19Yeah, I have to tell him to come here.
19:21What, here?
19:22Now?
19:22Yeah, here.
19:23Now.
19:26Okay, um...
19:27The condom company.
19:29Yeah?
19:29Pulled out.
19:29Well, of course they were gonna pull out.
19:31Well, not like that, but do you know what I mean?
19:32Oh, I think I'm gonna have a panic attack.
19:34Absolute nightmare.
19:35Oh, Olivia!
19:36Olivia!
19:37I think I've finally found my voice.
19:39Well, no.
19:40You're not finding your voice, darling, because our sponsors have pulled out, haven't they?
19:44In your impassioned speech...
19:46But I was just being honest.
19:47Mmm!
19:48You called the entire sponsored wedding lame.
19:51Lame.
19:52On camera.
19:53The online disabled community.
19:55They are currently dragging you.
19:56Yeah.
19:57For being grossly ableist.
19:58You're trending in a bad way.
20:01They're dragging your ass.
20:02You're cancelled.
20:03RIP.
20:04RIP, she means.
20:05Fuck, I never say that.
20:07I never say that.
20:08Well, you did say it, didn't you?
20:09Yeah, you did.
20:10You said it, didn't you?
20:11Yeah.
20:11So, we have to send a big fat apology.
20:13Yeah.
20:14We've gotta live stream it.
20:15Yeah.
20:15A big donation.
20:17Children in need, we're thinking.
20:19Patsy bear.
20:19Might work.
20:20Yeah.
20:21Suck on that.
20:21You're gonna need it.
20:22Okay.
20:23Levi?
20:23Gosh, these women only identifying spaces are incredible.
20:26I mean the...
20:27Levi!
20:27Sorry.
20:28Sorry.
20:28I love you too.
20:31Um.
20:33I feel like maybe we're not good for each other.
20:35Maybe we're...
20:36Maybe we're too fucked up.
20:38Yes.
20:39Maybe.
20:40But also, maybe, what if we are the type of fucked up that fits?
20:47Because every time I'm with you, I feel a little bit less broken.
20:51And I also feel consistently turned on.
20:58I'm just trying to get my life together.
21:01And...
21:02I need someone...
21:03That you can rely on.
21:05Yeah.
21:06Exactly.
21:06Me too.
21:07Um.
21:08We both need each other.
21:09So, uh, why don't you just for once, please, please just stay.
21:33I just see Ty straddling a half-naked man using a wheelchair.
21:37I thought this was a spa day.
21:42Abe, I need to say something and I just need you to listen.
21:45Okay?
21:47Okay.
21:47We lost the sponsorship.
21:49I accidentally said the L word on the live stream.
21:52What?
21:53Lesbian?
21:54Not quite.
21:56Um.
21:56But the Olivias think that they can fix it.
21:58Okay.
21:59Good.
22:00I just don't know if I do want to fix it, Abe.
22:04I'm so tired of saying yes.
22:07To everything.
22:10To...
22:11That I have to be grateful for every single opportunity just because I'm a wheelchair user.
22:15I want to fuck in Paris.
22:18With you.
22:20Okay.
22:22Unexpected turn.
22:24Not unwelcome.
22:25But I think maybe this wedding is just happening too fast.
22:29Hmm.
22:31I'm more than happy to postpone it.
22:33Certainly happy to lose the, uh, sponsorship, you know.
22:38I just want to marry you.
22:40Properly.
22:44I told Jane I was ready to sell the house.
22:47But really.
22:49Yeah.
22:51Thought we could find ourselves a nice little new build.
22:56You know?
22:57Fully accessible.
22:58You wouldn't have to worry about anything.
23:03I just want to take care of you.
23:10But I don't want that.
23:15Actually, I think, um...
23:20Maybe I just need a bit of time.
23:22Yeah.
23:22Well, we're...
23:23We'll postpone.
23:25Time from us.
23:32Sorry, that's not what I was expecting to say.
23:36I love you.
23:37I love you so much.
23:39It's just been a really weird time and, uh, I don't know...
23:43It's okay. It's okay.
23:46I'm sorry.
23:49I'm sorry.
23:50I'm so...
23:50You take your time.
23:53Are you okay?
24:06Freya?
24:08Freya!
24:09Hey!
24:12Hey!
24:13There you are.
24:15You okay?
24:19I think I just broke up with Abe.
24:24Shit.
24:27I'm so sorry.
24:28How did he take it?
24:31Mature and lovingly, which made it even worse.
24:36I'm so sorry.
24:38Hey, listen.
24:40I'm here.
24:42Don't worry.
24:44We got this.
24:45Together.
24:47Please.
24:48I never needed you.
24:50Gross.
24:53Not even a little.
24:54Good.
24:56I definitely don't need you.
25:05Can I get your help with something?
25:08Yes.
25:08Yeah.
25:09Fine.
25:10It's European air.
25:14I swear it does.
25:17Randomly, I'm grateful for.
25:21Grateful for all the night.
25:24Solemn nightwalker.
25:28Concrete over water.
25:35I think you remind me of the night.
25:40But also of the day.
25:43I think of Italy, Chappelle.
25:49I think of Spain.
26:06There's a few of the night.
26:08It's a dream, I think.
26:11It's something to be with that.
26:12But maybe you've been one way,
26:12To be one way.
26:13I've been one way.
Comments