00:00The time has come to record the prophecy heralding the arrival of the Chosen One.
00:06A hero whose immortal quest demands great suffering and failure.
00:12Failure! Failure! Failure!
00:15But it will also be a quest enriched by...
00:19Great job this here!
00:22Let's kick some butts! Stop that man!
00:26You just stay, I'm free!
00:27This is all I got.
00:31All the challenges that lie ahead can be met with wit, intellect, skill, or simply brute force.
00:40Hammer time!
00:41Bamboozled by fate, he's destined to conquer evil with any weapon he can find.
00:48Why can't the three of us be friends?
00:50Eve shall represent the knightly virtues adorned with...
00:55Eh...
00:57Beehized as a hat!
00:59Clared in an undershirt!
01:01Wielding...
01:02A priceless Ming vase!
01:05And sporting a grandfather's beard!
01:09Here we are!
01:10What day?
01:11He'll unravel the great mystery of the tower!
01:13Who'll destroy it!
01:15And become our king!
01:19Eh...
01:20Still bollocks!
01:22Who'll...
01:23Who'll...
01:25It's funny!
01:29Once again!
01:29I will never ever know...
01:29What?
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