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00:01All right, everyone. I'm heading out early for my dentist appointment.
00:05Clean teeth or happy teeth. Good luck, boss.
00:07Oh, um, I thought that the bite suits would be back by now from the dry cleaners.
00:10If they're delivered by EOD, would you guys mind putting them in the closet?
00:13Absolutely. Yeah, totally.
00:15Okay.
00:21Everyone! Look, he's closed! Let's go!
00:24Let's go! Come on, Frank!
00:28How are you not falling down? I've got a foot and 25 pounds of muscle on you!
00:32Well, center of gravity, baby, this weeble wall robber.
00:41Hey, no fighting!
00:42Actually, I guess that's kind of what the suit's called. That's okay. Chunked away!
00:45Hey, guys, I just forgot my wall.
00:51Do you guys ever work even a little?
00:54You know, in many ways, this is your fault for trusting us.
00:59The EOD
01:00Context
01:00Okay, one more thing tonight.
01:00The MLS
01:05GSMPS
01:05The MLS
01:08The MLS
01:26Okay, one more thing.
01:27I have noticed that some of our adoptable cats
01:30are getting a little bit chunky.
01:31Okay, let's not body shame the animals.
01:33Trust me, the shame is not with the cat.
01:35Okay, meeting adjourned.
01:36Unless anyone has anything else?
01:38I got something.
01:38Why are you drinking Shred's coffee?
01:42Oh, whoops-a-doodle-doo.
01:44I must have picked up the wrong drink
01:47in the kitchen earlier.
01:48Yeah.
01:50Been looking all over for this.
01:51There you go.
01:52Just get these cooties off.
01:53I forgot I ordered six shots of espresso.
02:02Yeah.
02:03So good.
02:04Now you remember.
02:05Okay, we're done here.
02:06Frank, I still need your paperwork
02:08for the 24 animals you brought in
02:10for the Jack Bauer.
02:11I would do it, but stapler's broken.
02:14Okay, you have been making excuses
02:15not to do this paperwork for weeks now.
02:17Each moment I waste on paperwork,
02:19another animal dies.
02:20You're making this office
02:21into a Sarah McLachlan commercial.
02:23That's inaccurate,
02:23and also very dark for 8 a.m.
02:26I just need the paperwork
02:27by the end of the day, please,
02:28and find another stapler.
02:29Wait, wait, wait.
02:30You don't think I've thought of that?
02:31Because they're all broken.
02:33That's not possible.
02:35Oh, my God.
02:37This one's just a top?
02:39What are you guys doing to these things?
02:40Okay, well, you don't need a stapler
02:42to finish the paperwork,
02:43but I will put in a written request
02:45to the supply warehouse.
02:47Can't you see?
02:47We are hostages to bureaucracy,
02:50filling out forms to get stuff we need
02:52to fill out forms we don't want to.
02:54We can't live like this.
02:56We have to rise up.
02:57Who is with me?
02:59I'm not with you,
03:00because it's a stapler.
03:02Just do your paperwork.
03:06I'm in.
03:07You missed the moment.
03:09No.
03:09I mean, we had momentum.
03:11Wait, that coffee cup snafu?
03:13Way too close.
03:14Yes, listen.
03:15Next time,
03:15I'll make sure they don't write my name
03:17on both coffees
03:18when we have a sleepover.
03:19I am just really scared
03:20that we're going to get sloppy,
03:21and then people are going to find out,
03:22and then I'm going to have to wear
03:22the scarlet pee for power dynamic and balance.
03:25Okay, hey,
03:25you're spiraling a little bit.
03:27It might be the gallon of coffee
03:28you drink every day, huh?
03:29I'm literally vibrating right now.
03:30That's because you're a candy-ass green tea boy.
03:33I'm so sorry.
03:34I think I'm in withdrawal.
03:35It's okay.
03:36Victoria's the only one that knows,
03:37and she's a vault.
03:38Yes, but that's only because
03:40she doesn't have anyone to gossip with.
03:41I mean, it's the exponential rule of gossip.
03:42When two people know something,
03:44they talk,
03:44someone overhears,
03:45and then the rumor mill is fully operational.
03:47Oh, God.
03:48Hello.
03:49What the hell was that coffee cup fiesco?
03:51Might as well take your tops off
03:52and motorbought each other.
03:53You guys are so lucky
03:54that I have no one to talk to about this.
03:55If I could, I would.
03:56I'd be yapping.
03:57What did I just say?
03:58Exponential rule of gossip.
03:59She did just say this.
03:59Lock it up.
04:00Okay?
04:01And stagger your exits.
04:03We know.
04:03Okay, we're not that sloppy.
04:05Hey, Trekkie.
04:06I just got a call from Wellington Prep,
04:07and they...
04:08Do they want my blood?
04:09I paid my tuition.
04:10I know I did.
04:11Actually,
04:11there's a loose squirrel in the building.
04:13Oh, well,
04:14how did the squirrel get in for free?
04:15Dude,
04:15talk about something else.
04:16Please,
04:17let it go.
04:17Yeah, Patel,
04:18I know that's your kid's squirrel.
04:19Do you want the call,
04:20or is that weird?
04:21No, I want it.
04:22I 100% want it.
04:23Actually,
04:23because I can't wait to go and see the...
04:25Eddie?
04:25No.
04:26God, no.
04:27There's a cannon.
04:27Did they fire high noon?
04:29Great.
04:29They should point it at the squirrel
04:30and save us a trip.
04:31But then we'd want to see that, too,
04:32wouldn't we?
04:32That'd be nice.
04:37Finally got the rhythm
04:38for this holding me down.
04:39Watch this.
04:41So you're still on hold
04:42with the supply warehouse?
04:43Supply warehouse?
04:44No,
04:44what are you doing?
04:46We're coming to the red tape
04:47of bureaucracy
04:47with a 10-year-old pair
04:48of rusty safety scissors.
04:50You do not call
04:50the supply warehouse, okay?
04:52Arnie,
04:52the warehouse manager
04:53has to be handled
04:53very delicately,
04:54or he buries your request
04:56at the bottom of the pile.
04:57I'm going to get this done.
04:58That's why you brought me in.
04:59I didn't bring you in.
05:00Jiminy Crickets,
05:01I am this close
05:01to getting the Scandinavian label maker
05:03that I requested
05:03four months ago.
05:04It does fonts.
05:05And are we in Blue Man Group?
05:07Could you just stop drumming?
05:08Maybe?
05:09Sorry.
05:09I forgot I was doing it,
05:10so...
05:1110.38.
05:11Good time for a second lunch.
05:13Play me out,
05:13then follow.
05:16Whoa.
05:17This place is so nice.
05:18All of the toilet stores
05:19still had their doors.
05:21Vice Principal Richardson.
05:22Hello.
05:23Nice to see you.
05:24Don't worry,
05:24we've captured this interloper.
05:26You,
05:26straight to detention.
05:27Hey, Mr. Patel,
05:28I'm glad you're here,
05:29and not just for the rabid squirrel.
05:31Oh, no,
05:31this squirrel isn't rabid.
05:32She's just in heat.
05:34Probably ran in here
05:35to hide from all the males.
05:36I wanted to express
05:37my condolences
05:37on the loss of your uncle.
05:39I hope Addy's
05:39back in school soon.
05:41Well, thank you so much
05:42for saying that.
05:43I'll pass it on to her.
05:45Good seeing you.
05:45I didn't know your uncle died.
05:47I'm so sorry.
05:47Oh, he's perfectly alive.
05:48I just didn't want her to know
05:49that I'm raising
05:50a filthy little liar.
05:52No.
05:52Mm-hmm.
05:54She's at a muffler shop.
05:55That little...
05:56No, it's moving.
05:57She's at a boutique.
05:59Addy's skipping school
05:59to go shopping.
06:00Maybe I do like her.
06:02Nah, I don't.
06:04So I had a crazy idea.
06:05For lunch,
06:06instead of going to a bar
06:07and watching TV
06:08like we usually do,
06:09we get a booth,
06:10maybe make a little eye contact,
06:12talk about...
06:12Shred, we're not going to lunch.
06:14We have our most dangerous assignment.
06:15What?
06:16Acquiring a state-issued
06:17$8 stapler without paperwork.
06:18Emily specifically said
06:20not to talk to Arnie.
06:21You know, blind devotion to me
06:22used to be your greatest quality,
06:24but something changed.
06:25Something shifted.
06:26Like, when did you start
06:27drinking espresso?
06:28I'm very cosmopolitan, actually.
06:30You think that focaccia
06:31is a country.
06:32Six espresso shots
06:34is at Emily's unhinged order.
06:35No, no, no.
06:37T'was but a barista's error.
06:38And another thing.
06:39You used to spend, I'd say,
06:4080% of our truck rides
06:42pining over Emily,
06:43but now that you're both single,
06:44you're not a peep.
06:45No, no, I'm just over her, man.
06:47Okay?
06:48Like, I watched her blow her nose
06:49and look at her.
06:50It was freaking gross.
06:52Does espresso make you sweat?
06:53Is that...
06:54What?
06:55Where'd you get that?
06:56From home?
06:57That's like an adult
06:58with a regular bandage.
07:00You only wear ninja turtles.
07:02Whose is that?
07:03Mine.
07:04Emily's.
07:06You're having secret sex
07:07with the boss.
07:13I'll take that as confirmation.
07:16Hey, thank you for picking me up.
07:19That hurt a lot more
07:20than I thought it would.
07:21All right, here's the deal.
07:22I'm gonna need you to not say
07:23anything about me and Emily.
07:25You are underestimating
07:26just how disinterested I am
07:28in your love life.
07:29Yeah, brother,
07:29I need you to sheath
07:30that sarcasm sword
07:31and I need you to promise me
07:32you won't tell anybody,
07:34especially Emily.
07:35This whole thing's already
07:36got her on edge.
07:36Oh, I won't tell.
07:38I mean, if you go
07:39to the warehouse with me.
07:41Frank, blackmail?
07:42Come on, you're better than that.
07:44I'm not.
07:48Hi, Frank, you're out.
07:49We're seeing 22.
07:50This won't take long.
07:51Just need a box of full strip
07:52staplers and tundra gray.
07:55Interesting.
07:56I didn't see a requisition
07:57form come through.
07:57No, I didn't submit one.
07:58Not really a paperwork
07:59kind of guy.
08:00That's unfortunate.
08:01I mean, is it necessary?
08:02It's just a stupid piece of paper.
08:06Now you install my forms.
08:08I'm going to have to politely
08:09ask you to leave.
08:12Or.
08:14Or.
08:23I'm sorry,
08:24this is kind of
08:25freaking me out.
08:26Can we just leave
08:26and maybe I'll buy you
08:27a stapler?
08:27I'm in the middle
08:28of a staring contest right now
08:29and you just made me realize
08:30how dry my eyes are.
08:31Damn it.
08:31Yep.
08:32Let's go.
08:33Are you sure she's here?
08:34Because like these clothes
08:35are quite cool.
08:36See that blue's so interesting.
08:39Hi, ma'am.
08:39Can I offer you something
08:40from our you should be
08:41in school collection?
08:41I knew I should have
08:42left my phone in my locker.
08:43You tell me why
08:44you're not in school right now
08:46or I'm going to do
08:46the K-pop dance
08:47right here for everyone.
08:49Oh, you don't.
08:50Oh, my God.
08:51Stop.
08:51Fine.
08:52I'm being bullied.
08:56By Zoe.
08:58She's like the most popular
08:59girl in school.
09:00Dad, her mom lives
09:02in France.
09:03Yeah, and I live
09:04in constant fear
09:04that your pants
09:05are on fire
09:06because you are
09:06a liar liar.
09:07Can I watch you?
09:08Yeah.
09:09I can see exactly
09:10what you're doing.
09:11Stay there.
09:11Over here.
09:12These are lovely, aren't they?
09:14Eddie's 100%
09:15getting bullied.
09:16Oh, don't be a sucker.
09:17She just wants to waste
09:18my money in a different location.
09:19You want to know
09:20how I know this?
09:21And it might blow your mind.
09:23I was a bully.
09:25Yeah, that's...
09:25I just assumed
09:26that you were...
09:27And I would have gone
09:27after Eddie on day one.
09:28Look at her.
09:31She's wearing both halves
09:32of a best friend's necklace.
09:34And I just see
09:35a really normal girl
09:35with a really hot dad.
09:37Okay.
09:37I know what I'm talking about
09:38because I was a monster.
09:40They wanted to make
09:40a documentary about me.
09:47Okay.
09:50Yeah, it was a tough break.
09:51But hey,
09:52let's go get that bro lunch.
09:53We're not going to lunch
09:54until I pry open
09:55the window of government
09:56inefficiency
09:56and take what I deserve.
09:58Wait, are you talking
09:58about breaking and entering?
10:00A B&E?
10:00You're talking B&Es right now?
10:02I can't do a B&E, Frank.
10:03Oh, yes, you can.
10:04Unless you want me
10:05to tell your very
10:06neurotic girlfriend
10:06that I know a secret
10:07that'll rip her world apart.
10:09What is your endgame, Frank?
10:10I mean, let's say
10:11you get the stapler.
10:11You're still gonna have
10:12to do that paperwork.
10:13Oh, well.
10:14We've got thousands
10:14of excuses.
10:15Hand cramp,
10:16religious holiday,
10:17back cramp.
10:17I can kick this down the road
10:18until retirement.
10:19You're insane, brother.
10:21And it sounds like
10:22you're cramping a lot.
10:22We gotta get you
10:23some potassium supplements
10:24or something.
10:25What I gotta get
10:25is an accomplice.
10:27Fine.
10:28Let's get this over with.
10:32Okay, you got this kid.
10:34You got that.
10:35All right, stay strong.
10:37No.
10:38Yeah, I really hope
10:40she crumbles
10:40because if she transfers
10:41schools, I save so much money.
10:43You don't know what Zoe
10:44could do to her long term.
10:45To this day,
10:45I still get messages
10:46from women saying
10:47that little Vicky
10:47ruined their lives.
10:48Well, I certainly
10:50don't want that for Addy.
10:51Yeah.
10:52God, you know what?
10:52It just wrecks me
10:53that all the swagger
10:54like skipped a generation.
10:56Right?
10:56The swagger.
10:57Zoe, looking fire.
11:00That must be her.
11:02You know what?
11:02I'm gonna go talk
11:03to the vice principal,
11:03ask her to make an announcement
11:04to the entire school
11:05and then they all find out
11:06at the same time.
11:07It is like you have a playbook
11:08on how to create
11:09scarring memories.
11:10You gotta stop.
11:12I'll talk to Zoe.
11:14Cool girl to cool girl.
11:15You know?
11:18Why are you doing that
11:19with your hair?
11:23Hey girl.
11:25You are so dope.
11:26I love,
11:26I love that bit.
11:28Um,
11:29question,
11:29and this is like
11:30super cringy,
11:31um,
11:32do you think
11:32you could be like
11:33chiller to Addy?
11:36Are you somebody's mom?
11:38Is somebody missing their mom?
11:39Nope.
11:39No, I'm not that much
11:40older than you.
11:41I'm like borderline
11:41big sister age.
11:42Maybe you need to spend
11:43less time looking up
11:44teen slang on chat GBT
11:45because it's giving you
11:46a technique.
11:48Wrinkles in the front,
11:48hump in the back?
11:50You're a humpback whale.
11:52Humpback.
11:53Humpback.
11:54Humpback.
11:56Humpback.
11:57Humpback.
11:57Humpback.
11:58Humpback.
12:18Humpback.
12:19My relationship's exposed.
12:21I'm being blackmailed
12:22and committing a crime.
12:23Caffeine's a gateway drug, Frank.
12:25Oh, here they are.
12:27This is it.
12:32And preloaded.
12:45Frank, Frank, that was too close.
12:48We can't keep going.
12:49Stop.
12:51Stop.
12:52I can't stop.
12:54I asked you to leave.
12:56He asked you to leave.
12:59Now you don't get to leave.
13:01Now you don't get to leave.
13:03Now you don't get to leave.
13:05And swarm.
13:05Unbelievable.
13:06Frank, swarm?
13:15All I wanted was a little bit of lunch with my bro.
13:19Soup.
13:19Half a sandwich.
13:21Regular stuff.
13:22And now I'm here.
13:24Prisoner of a war I wanted no part of.
13:26We are all prisoners in the war against bureaucracy.
13:28I'm glad you're finally figuring that out.
13:30Look upon my things.
13:32Look upon my beautiful things in despair.
13:37Yeah, I'm pretty sure this counts as kidnapping.
13:41I don't want to victim blame, but we did break in.
13:43It's kind of a legal watch.
13:44It's weakness, dry erase markers.
13:47Magnets so strong they could hold up even your ego.
13:50And it could have all been yours if you just filled out the proper paperwork.
13:57Arnie?
13:59Um, it's Emily from Precinct 22.
14:01Thank you so much for calling me instead of the police.
14:03And I'm so sorry about Shred and Frank.
14:05It was disappointing.
14:07Oh, it is definitely disappointing.
14:09And I certainly hope it won't affect what I feel is a wonderful working relationship.
14:15You put in for the Copenhagen label maker, didn't you?
14:18Um, yes, I did.
14:20And I am excited.
14:21Yeah.
14:22Oh.
14:24Yep, that's the one.
14:25That's me.
14:26I filled it out in blue ballpoint ink, just like you requested.
14:31Oh, God.
14:36Oh, God.
14:38Realistically, I'm looking at 2027, aren't I?
14:41If things break your way.
14:44Well, that girl was mean.
14:48Are you, uh...
14:49Trying to fix my hump?
14:50Yeah, I am.
14:51Zoe destroyed me.
14:53And now I know what all the girls I tormented felt like.
14:55First time experiencing empathy?
14:57From this day forward, I'm turning over a new leaf.
15:00I'm never going to be mean ever again.
15:02Well, you can't become a better person just yet.
15:04We still got to figure out what to do with Zoe.
15:06No, I'm out of the game.
15:07It's just, it's not who I am anymore.
15:09If she's making you feel like this, imagine what she's doing to all those kids at Wellington.
15:12We need to stop her for Addie.
15:16Nah.
15:16Okay, well, maybe we need to do this for all the kids tormented by little Vicky.
15:21So what do you say?
15:23One last job.
15:29Why do we need to find Zoe's car?
15:31How about we leave the revenge to little Vicky?
15:33Found it.
15:34Now what?
15:36Oh, great.
15:36I don't even have to break in.
15:38Huh?
15:39Wait until the male squirrels get with these pheromones.
15:41No, it's not going to...
15:42Come and get it, boy.
15:48You're a sick genius.
15:53That would be so good.
15:56Real pranks on these horny boys.
15:58All that anticipation of just to end up alone with a towel.
16:02Hitting too close to heart?
16:04Oh, yeah.
16:05You know, I expected this out of you, Frank.
16:07You expected us to get kidnapped by an office supply warlord in pleated pants?
16:11Never mind.
16:12But, Shred, I am really disappointed in you.
16:14I have been working my tush off for months to get that label maker, and you know it.
16:17My drawers, they're unlabeled.
16:19My file folders, they're handwritten tabs.
16:21The spot on my desk where a label maker should be, that's empty, Shred.
16:25There's nothing there.
16:25Emily, he knows.
16:27That I'm your boss and you're my employee in a normal working relationship?
16:31Yeah, Emily, he knows.
16:32We're star-crossed lovers.
16:34What?
16:35You told him?
16:36No, I didn't tell him.
16:37He figured it out.
16:38He's too good at noticing.
16:42Well, okay, that's that.
16:45Everybody's going to find out, and oh, my God, I am the Harvey Weinstein of Seattle government,
16:49so I am so glad that I have a pre-written apology to the city on my notes app.
16:53No.
16:54Oh, my God.
16:55Hey, no.
16:55If you go down, I'm going down with you.
16:57Although, I don't think we should use the phrase going down in any official capacity.
17:01All right, all right, guys, guys.
17:03I'm not going to tell anyone.
17:06As long as...
17:08As long as what?
17:09Don't take the bait, Emily.
17:10Okay, it's a slippery slope.
17:12He never stops taking.
17:13I'm a man of honor, and I would never abuse this new power.
17:17Mm-mm.
17:18He says stuff like that, and he doesn't mean it.
17:20Quiet.
17:20The big boys are talking.
17:22All right, Frank.
17:24Name your price.
17:32Remember, those have my name on them, so half-ass it the same way I would.
17:36Wait, remind me.
17:37Why are we doing Frank's paperwork again?
17:39Yeah, well, you know, Frank's rescues really benefit all of us,
17:42so it only makes sense that we should all share in the act of...
17:45Look, I don't know.
17:45I'll just buy you guys pizza, okay?
17:47For myself, I will have a green goddess salad with dressing on the side.
17:51Uh-huh.
17:54Addy says the whole school thinks I squirled Zoe's car, so now I'm cool.
17:58We did it, we did it.
17:59Take that, Zoe.
18:00Being popular is the best.
18:01It's like being mayor, but you have actual power.
18:03Good thing high school goes by prison rules.
18:05Woo, we did it!
18:09What?
18:11I saw that little look between you, Shred, and Emily.
18:14I know you both.
18:15I know nothing.
18:16Right, yeah, I forgot you're a terrible detective.
18:18You'd never be able to piece that together on your own.
18:20Okay.
18:22I knew for months before they told me, but that's not a confirmation.
18:24You have to gossip with me, because I have had nobody to talk to about this.
18:27And you still don't?
18:28No, you're no fun.
18:31All right.
18:32Yeah, they're not the worst couple in the world.
18:34Wow, that's so lovely, but your best man speech will have to be better than that.
18:38Well, obviously, I would be the efficient, if they make it that far, but office romance has never done well.
18:43I think if it's for the right person, it's worth the risk.
18:49Imagine risking it all for Shred.
18:52I'm sensing a little bit of jealousy.
18:53Are you jealous?
18:54I could steal him from her in a heartbeat.
18:56Only if you're willing to do what Emily does with him.
18:58Which I'm assuming is some very intense hand-holding.
19:00See you, Sands.
19:02I love your backpack.
19:03What time do you jump?
19:04Shut up.
19:08Hey.
19:10Uh, I was hoping I could have off.
19:12I know what you're doing.
19:13You're going to blackmail me to get what you want forever.
19:16Great.
19:17You get it.
19:17So, about the next 36 Fridays.
19:20See, that's where you're wrong, because I am, in fact, reverse blackmailing you.
19:23Shred lights!
19:25Sorry, Frank, but also, ha-ha.
19:29The greatest magicians have something to learn from Mr. Mistoffele's magical turn.
19:42Oh, well, I never was there ever, a cat so clever as magic, oh, Mr. Mistoffele's.
19:52Oh, well.
19:54Should I keep going?
19:56Very good.
19:59Oh.
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