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Os Duendezinhos (Chapolin)

Um médico (Ramón Valdez) é chamado para atender ao garoto Fernandito (Maria Antonieta de Las Nieves), que demonstra medo de algo desconhecido pelo seu preocupado pai (Ruben Aguirre). Em segredo, a criança revela ao doutor que vê duendes amigáveis pela casa, mas teme que seu pai os mate caso descubra que eles existem. Como o médico não acredita na história, Fernandito invoca o Chapolin Colorado. Também incrédulo, o herói atribui as alucinações do menino à falta de irmãos com quem ele possa brincar. No entanto, todos na casa também começam a ver os pequenos duendes, seres que em nada eram secretos para o pai de Fernandito.

O Prêmio da Loteria (Chespirito)

Um patrão (Ruben Aguirre) sonha que tirou o prêmio maior da loteria e pede ao mordomo Chespirito que lhe compre um bilhete - em espanhol, huerfanito (órfãozinho). A tarefa é executada pelo atrapalhado serviçal, mas o patrão acaba sendo acusado de adultério pela sua noiva (Maria Antonieta de Las Nieves) e de seqüestro por um policial (Ramón Valdez).

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00:03More agile than a turtle, stronger than a mouse, more intelligent than a donkey, he
00:21It's El Chapulín Colorado!
01:04Oh, I'm sorry, I went to the wrong room.
01:34They hadn't counted on my cunning?
01:58The Little Elves.
02:09So, doctor?
02:14Well, sir, at first glance it seems there's nothing abnormal about the boy.
02:19No, no, no, there must be something, because it often gives the impression that there is.
02:24He's terrified of something, and what's more, he didn't even want to tell me what's bothering him so much.
02:29fear.
02:32Look, sir, why don't you do us a favor, why don't you leave us alone for a moment?
02:37Fernando and I, perhaps in conversation, he opens up a little more than he does with you, sir.
02:41As you wish, doctor.
02:42I'll get the tests you asked me to do on him, the x-ray, the electroencephalograms, etc.
02:47etc.
02:47Perfect, perfectly, sir, you can go, you can go.
02:53Well, Fernandinho, I suppose you'll tell me, yes, what are you afraid of?
03:00I'm afraid my dad will find out about the little elves, doctor.
03:05Little elves?
03:06Yes, here at home there are little elves who play with me.
03:10Oh yes?
03:10Yes, they are like you.
03:13Like me?
03:14Yes, very ugly.
03:17Good, but not that good, okay?
03:18I can't get over you.
03:19No, no, no, what was it, what was it?
03:20No, no, no, no, no, but they are so nice, doctor.
03:23They always tease me.
03:25That's why I'm afraid my dad will find out about them, because my dad is capable of...
03:29Kill them simply because they are ugly.
03:31No, Fernandinho, no.
03:33Otherwise, he would have killed you already.
03:35What it was?
03:36I mean, besides, you have to take into account that these little elves only exist.
03:41in your imagination.
03:43But I can see them, doctor.
03:45And truth.
03:46Sure, sure.
03:47Which means something's wrong in your little head.
03:50So, allow me, I'll go see if your father has already found the exams and all those things.
03:55I'll check everything out and then we'll see each other.
03:56Yes, that's fine.
03:57Excuse me, Fernandinho.
04:00He's going to tell my dad that there are goblins in the house, and my dad is going to kill them.
04:06And now, who can defend me?
04:10I!
04:12El Chapulín Colorado!
04:15They hadn't counted on my cunning?
04:18How wonderful that you came, Chapolin Colorado!
04:21You know, my daddy's going to kill the little elves.
04:24Goblins what?
04:26Zinhos!
04:27Oh no!
04:29Look at that dim-witted brat.
04:30What?
04:31Little elves don't exist.
04:32Oh yes, they do exist, Chapolin.
04:34There are many of them here at my house, they are so friendly, they play with me.
04:39Tell me, are you an only child?
04:41Yes.
04:43That's what happens.
04:44Since he has no little brothers to play with, his imagination had to invent the Little Elves.
04:50But goblins only exist in fairy tales.
04:54And that is...
04:56Silence!
04:57Silence!
04:58My little vinyl antennas are detecting the presence of the enemy.
05:01I'm going to strike her down with blows from my bionic sledgehammer.
05:04Follow me, brothers!
05:14Did you speak to me?
05:15No, doctor, no.
05:17However, it seems I saw you talking to someone.
05:20Well, yes, I was talking to...
05:23Yes, yes, yes, yes, with the little elves, right?
05:27Look, here are the results of everything they did.
05:30Let's analyze everything to see how I could locate it...
05:45They hadn't counted on my cunning.
05:48Chapolin Colorado, what are you doing here?
05:51I came to demonstrate to this dim-witted brat that little elves don't exist.
05:56I say the same, because...
05:57Because they are both mistaken.
05:59And I don't care what those stupid exams say.
06:02What is that?
06:02Except for the two of them.
06:03Look, Fernandinho.
06:05No one will kick me out, much less some brainless brat.
06:22But he's very silly.
06:24Don't be ashamed.
06:26So old and still hasn't learned how to go down a flight of stairs.
06:29You go down this way.
06:31What happened?
06:34Wow, what happened here?
06:36No, nothing.
06:37It's because his son Fernandinho got very nervous, got scared, and pushed the doctor.
06:43Yes, it was him, wasn't it?
06:45But how?
06:46He's gone too far now.
06:48Fernandinho, how many times do I have to tell you not to push visitors too hard?
06:53That's rude.
06:57Thank you, little red one.
06:59Thank you, little red one.
07:00Thanks.
07:01Thank you very much.
07:03Now you have to keep studying, Chapolin.
07:05Because this will surely show us why this boy keeps seeing these little elves all the time around the house.
07:12But what is that?
07:13Well, those are all the clinical studies they've done on it.
07:19Look, X-rays, analyses, that kind of thing.
07:24They even did an electroencephalogram.
07:26An encephalon-what?
07:28Gram.
07:29Crete.
07:30And in which part of the body?
07:34Well, in the brain, Chapolin.
07:38I suspected it from the beginning.
07:41Something must have been missing from the boy's brain.
07:45Is it something?
07:47And how am I supposed to know if you only gave me the negatives?
08:15What it was?
08:17It was nothing. I'm looking at the x-ray.
08:19What?
08:20Okay, okay, okay.
08:37What it was?
08:40What was what?
08:41Well, you know I'm here on the peaceful plane, right?
08:45And I am on the Atlantic plane.
08:48Well, you already know, right?
08:49Ah, okay. I know.
08:51I know.
08:51Good.
09:19I mean, I mean, I mean, and now what?
09:20Why did you hit me, Chapolin?
09:22Why?
09:22Why did you hit me first?
09:24I?
09:26I?
09:28Pay attention.
09:28Pay attention.
09:29It connects to you too, man.
09:30He won't even let me study here, man.
09:33Look at this.
09:46It has to be El Chapulín Colorado.
09:50They are taking advantage of me at a company.
09:54But I'm warning you about one thing.
09:56Next time, I'll smash the bionic mallet over your head.
10:02And then I'll break your nose, and split your mouth open, and tear out your eyes, and break you.
10:09all
10:09Whatever you can.
10:11Chapolin, I saw it, I saw it.
10:13I see.
10:14And there's more.
10:15If it looks like my son is writing, I can see it.
10:17I saw.
10:18I see.
10:20The fear that Chapolin Colorado inspires with his bionic mallet.
10:30Even you, Brutus, my son.
10:35Betrayed...
10:35Wait a minute.
10:37Betrayed by my own bionic hammer.
10:41Wait.
10:42I, who had placed in you all the trust of a father.
10:49I said...
10:50Ah, the fox!
10:53Soquilho!
10:55The serum!
10:56What happened, Chapolin?
10:58Sanda, it was a man's thing.
10:59But what?
11:00Frankly, I don't understand.
11:09See, Chapolin Colorado?
11:10I told you.
11:11Yes, elves exist.
11:13Yes.
11:13Yes.
11:14No, I mean, no.
11:16I imagined them to be different.
11:19Yes of course.
11:20Hey, do you want some hibiscus water with sugar for the scare?
11:23What a scare!
11:25What did you take when you saw the goblin?
11:27First of all, I wasn't scared.
11:31Secondly, I was startled because they caught me off guard.
11:35Yes, of course.
11:36Here, take this.
11:37I already said I don't want to.
11:40Look, but do you recognize that you saw a goblin, even if only in your imagination?
11:44No, only in my imagination.
11:45No, because I didn't have any little brothers or sisters to play with either.
11:50And when these things happen, a child invents them.
11:56We need to invent someone to replace these little friends.
12:01This substitute could be a small animal, another child, or a little elf.
12:10In short, these are things that happen, and the mind keeps creating, creating, creating.
12:15until it becomes an obsession.
12:17And then...
12:22Hey, wasn't there hibiscus water in that glass?
12:24Yes, some leprechaun must have taken it.
12:26Okay.
12:27Yes, but there's more in the jar.
12:30Oh, more elves?
12:31More water.
12:34I suspected it from the beginning.
12:36I know there are no elves in jars and I...
12:44No, I imagined what is different.
12:51Yes, let's see.
12:53Place your hand on the jar.
12:54Ah.
12:58I put...
12:59I know.
13:02I...
13:03I put...
13:05That's why...
13:07It's a jar.
13:11I put...
13:12I want to see.
13:14They take advantage of my nobility.
13:17No.
13:19Because it's impolite to put your hands in a jar.
13:23Hey Chapolin, could it be because you're scared?
13:26Of course not.
13:27And there's more.
13:28To be worthy of the little elves, I'm going to shrink in size by taking one of my thumb-inducing pills.
13:35Look.
13:46What is that?
13:49Daddy!
13:51Daddy!
13:51Come and see this!
13:52Daddy!
13:56They hadn't counted on my cunning?
14:00Now yes.
14:01When the first goblin appears, I will obliterate it with blows from my bionic mallet.
14:06Follow my lead!
14:09Where are the elves?
14:11Come out and show your faces!
14:13Where did they hide?
14:21What did he say?
14:25I can't understand.
14:29I want to get closer to you.
14:33But why?
14:38Yeah, things aren't going to stay like this, are they?
14:44Other.
14:59Look, look, they're over there, doctor, they're over there.
15:01Oh, don't hide, little ones.
15:03Either way, they're all going to pay dearly for scaring me.
15:06No, Dad!
15:08Nothing, nothing, leave me alone, leave me alone.
15:09Get out, cowards, get out.
15:11Ah, I'll start with this, with this.
15:12Wait, wait, wait.
15:13Take that!
15:14No, no, wait, I'm El Chapulín Colorado.
15:16Here you go.
15:17Wait, I already said that I am El Chapulín Colorado.
15:20Oh, Chapolin, forgive me.
15:22Look, I swear I never thought you could become any less than you already were.
15:27Oh, really?
15:28Of course.
15:30What happened, Chapolin?
15:32What it was?
15:32And be thankful I didn't hit you two seconds later, because I'm about to recover.
15:37My normal size.
15:48Look, Dad, Chap...
15:50Our!
15:51Has it returned to its normal size yet?
15:53They hadn't counted on my cunning?
15:55Fernandinho, who is causing this scandal?
15:57Hi, Chapolin Colorado!
16:00Our!
16:01And it's all your fault.
16:03Why, Chapolin?
16:05Why?
16:05Because your son Fernandinho had to keep imagining little elves.
16:09Simply because you didn't have other children to be your little brothers and sisters and play with.
16:13with him.
16:13Well, well, Chapolin.
16:14Fernandinho doesn't have any siblings because his mother died soon after he was born.
16:19That you had children, you.
16:21Yes, indeed.
16:21But I don't...
16:22At worst, he could have looked for some friends to replace him.
16:27The lack of younger siblings to play with him.
16:30But that's precisely what I did.
16:32Seeing that Fernandinho had no one to play with, I made some little dolls.
16:36who roam all over the house like little elves.
16:39As?
16:40So, yes.
16:42I suspected it from the beginning.
16:44Does that mean they're toys?
16:46Sure, they're toys.
16:47And they feel nothing?
16:49No, they are mechanical.
16:50Take that!
16:51No, now you're going to see something.
16:53No, Chapolin.
16:54Take that, you ugly beast.
16:58Very good, Chapolin.
16:59They hadn't counted on my cunning?
17:01That's great, Chapolin.
17:01Very good.
17:02Great.
17:04No, Fernandinho.
17:05Don't do that.
17:06Don't do that.
17:06Don't do that.
17:33Now you're going to see some rare content.
17:38You're going to like it.
17:40The Lottery Prize
17:49Just called...
17:52Boss?
17:55Boss?
17:56What it was?
17:58The little one just called.
17:59She said she'll be here soon.
18:01But what does "shorty" mean?
18:03Miss Marie Antoinette means...
18:05But you always call her "shorty."
18:07Yes, me.
18:08But not you.
18:10For you, she is Miss Marie Antoinette.
18:12For me?
18:14No thanks.
18:14I am married.
18:17I mean, you should call her Miss Marie Antoinette.
18:21The short one?
18:22Of course...
18:23Again?
18:25What kind of intimacy is this with my girlfriend?
18:27With my fiancée?
18:28With my future wife?
18:30With the woman of my dreams?
18:32Our.
18:34Our.
18:35Wow, I'm so glad your spirit awakened me.
18:36I dreamt that I was hit by a ball.
18:38Right in the face?
18:42That I would win the grand prize in the lottery.
18:46And they say that dreams do come true.
18:49It is serious?
18:50Of course.
18:51I don't believe.
18:52I dreamt that you paid me the four months' salary you owe me.
18:55Look at that, so far.
18:56Well, well.
18:57Not all dreams come true.
18:59But I have a feeling that this dream will indeed come true.
19:02Look, see if you can get me a little orphan.
19:07An orphan boy?
19:09Yes, he's just a little orphan.
19:11And where am I going to get it?
19:13Ah, right there on the street.
19:14And go quickly.
19:15It's OK.
19:17Hold on here.
19:20Good afternoon.
19:21Good afternoon.
19:21Oh, the little one has arrived.
19:23What?
19:25My lord.
19:26My life.
19:28How are you?
19:29Very well, sweetheart.
19:30Thanks.
19:32Listen, my love.
19:33Your butler seems a bit presumptuous, don't you agree?
19:36Yes, but he's very hardworking.
19:40Well, I'm also very hardworking.
19:42Yes, I mean, I started taking cooking classes since we're getting married.
19:47And I'm already way ahead.
19:49Yes, and what have you learned so far?
19:51Boiling the milk.
19:54Very good, very good.
19:55You know, I already bought the engagement ring.
19:58Ah, I hope it wasn't too expensive.
20:01No.
20:03No?
20:04Well, more or less, wait.
20:06I'll bring it so you can see.
20:07Yes, don't delay, my dear.
20:17Oh, how are you doing, shorty?
20:19I am well.
20:20I'm back, boss.
20:23Yes, that's fine.
20:25Listen, and whose is it?
20:28From the boss.
20:29What?
20:30My boyfriend's?
20:32Yes, why?
20:34There.
20:35There.
20:37Oh, I feel like I'm going to faint.
20:39No, no, no.
20:40Calm down, calm down, calm down, no.
20:41What happened?
20:42Nothing.
20:43And tell my boyfriend that I'm leaving and never coming back.
20:46Did you understand?
20:47Yes, shorty.
20:48Goodbye forever.
20:50See you later, shorty.
20:52Boss.
20:53Yes, I've heard you're back.
20:56So, did you find the little orphan?
20:57Yes, it's with me.
20:59Is he handsome?
21:01No.
21:02He's really ugly.
21:04But it was the only one I could get, right?
21:07It doesn't matter.
21:08As long as it's possible to bet on it.
21:11No, this one isn't betting yet.
21:13I already know it's only nine o'clock at night.
21:16Go on, leave it there on top of the vase.
21:19AND.
21:20Where do you leave it?
21:21In the flowerpot, man.
21:27Look, my love, the ring.
21:29My heaven.
21:30Where is she?
21:32The short one?
21:33Yes.
21:33She's gone.
21:34How did it go?
21:35And he left, saying he would never return.
21:39Stop, stop.
21:42How strange.
21:43Could it be because I told her the ring was inexpensive?
21:46AND.
21:47Who knows, right?
21:48My heaven.
21:49My love.
21:49My life.
21:50What it was?
21:51What it was?
21:52What is it?
21:52And who are you?
21:53You know, sir, I am Vigê Danturno, sir.
21:55I'm desperate, sir.
21:57They just stole my son, sir.
21:59My son.
22:00Wow, but how?
22:01Yes, my six-month-old son, sir.
22:03I left him alone for a minute to have some lemonade, sir.
22:06And when I returned, Sás had already disappeared.
22:09That's why I came to bother you, sir.
22:11If you don't mind, may I use your phone to call the police?
22:13Of course, of course.
22:14The desire, the phone is in there.
22:16Thank you, sir.
22:17Thanks.
22:17In the back, on the right.
22:19Okay, I'll go to the bathroom later, sir.
22:23Trouble, trouble everywhere.
22:25My girlfriend leaves me, and the security guard suffers a terrible loss.
22:29And four months' salary that he already owes me.
22:31Oh, X-Espirito, I already told you that as soon as I have the money, I'll pay you back every last cent.
22:36By the way, where did you leave the little orphan?
22:38For where you commanded, right there in the vase, look.
22:40Oh, yes, in the vase?
22:42But what is that?
22:44It's a little orphan that you asked me for.
22:46You're crazy.
22:49That's crazy.
22:50Hold on, I don't want to get my hands dirty.
22:52Oh, it's because the diaper needs changing.
22:55My son.
22:56My mom.
22:56Oh, be careful.
22:59Oak, oak.
23:00Oh, my neighbor.
23:03Scoundrel, criminal, dog.
23:04Traitor.
23:05But don't worry, I didn't do anything.
23:07It wasn't my fault.
23:07Shameless, you oak tree.
23:11That's enough, I have nothing to do with this.
23:13Oh, really?
23:14And whose is it?
23:15My boss.
23:17Please, my love, be calm.
23:18Carvalha, traitor.
23:20No, sir.
23:21I never want to see him again in my life, understand?
23:24But, my dear lord, don't go, my love.
23:26Full of spirit, why don't you just confess already?
23:30What are you confessing to?
23:31Who brought it?
23:32Ah, the world, his mommy.
23:35Who brought him here?
23:36Ah, I'm the one who brought this.
23:38But on the Lord's orders.
23:39I knew.
23:40No, no, what was it?
23:41Now the jig is up, you lost, wicked man.
23:43Let me tell my wife, she'll...
23:47My wife?
23:49My wife?
23:51What it was?
23:53No, I just remembered she took it, you know...
23:55What are you talking about?
23:57You know, my wife ended up having to take the baby to the doctor and...
24:01Oh, I apologize, sir, but it's good that nothing happened, isn't it?
24:05No, nothing happened.
24:06Excuse me, security guard.
24:10And the worst part is that the problem persists...
24:14Which?
24:15And which one?
24:16If the baby doesn't belong to the security guard, then whose does it belong to?
24:19Which baby?
24:20Which baby?
24:21And what is that?
24:24This is the little orphan you asked me for.
24:26In my hometown, they say it brings good luck to wrap the tickets in a sheet.
24:34But...
24:34Which baby?
24:38Opening
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