00:00I used to live in a neighborhood not so far from where I live now, and our little, like, cul
00:06-de-sac was really tight.
00:07Well, I was out yesterday, and I thought I had seen one of my former neighbors, and I haven't seen
00:17her in forever.
00:18Right.
00:19So, what do I do?
00:21I walk up behind her to give her a hug, and I hug her, and the girl turns around, and
00:29it's not her.
00:30Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:32But from the side, and the back.
00:37It looked just like her.
00:38Just like her.
00:39I was like, oh, my God, I am so sorry.
00:42Uh, I did that.
00:45I told you I did that at the Spectrum Center.
00:49No, I was, it was worse.
00:50I thought it was your buddy Tim, who I've known for a long time.
00:55I mean, it looked just like Tim.
00:57Oh, God.
00:58I mean, it had to be him.
01:00I was 99.9% sure it was.
01:02So sure that I went up and I grabbed his ear.
01:05I tugged his ear from behind.
01:07I was like, ha ha, hey, buddy.
01:09And he turns and he goes, and it just was a little off.
01:12I go, oh, wait, you're not this guy.
01:14And then I had to ride the elevator with him.
01:16Oh, yeah, that's awkward.
01:18And so I stayed on it.
01:19I was like, dude, you are just a spitting image of my buddy.
01:21He's like, yeah, he must be a good looking guy.
01:22I go, yeah, I mean, he's bald.
01:24That's basically what I told this woman.
01:26I was like, oh, my God, I'm so sorry.
01:28You look like one of my old neighbors.
01:29Like, I apologize profusely.
01:32There's no recovery.
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