00:08Il suo corso di Pryamidio
00:09Il suo corso di Pryamidio
00:11Il suo corso di Pryamidio
00:11Abbiamo cercato a fare questo assassino
00:11per andare da una piazza di Pryamidio
00:13Quindi è un pezzi?
00:15No, è un pollo di un vengaggio
00:18Si è uscita il suo corso
00:20Il suo corso di piazza
00:31we are so screwed where are we gonna hide this giant body oh i got an idea okay what if
00:39we build
00:39a humongous pyramid over the course of i don't like a couple centuries or something something
00:44so outrageously huge that we got entire generations that are just dying out just
00:50from stacking up bricks right and then best part we stick our friend here underneath it
00:59brian you're a genius
01:09this concludes our nile river tour thanks for choosing mr. goat's glass bottom boats
01:14please exit the craft in an orderly fashion there's a guy finding a crocodile into the water
01:18look at all that freaking blood
01:25okay let me get this straight there's an assassin on the loose with an arsenal of deadly weapons
01:31you know maces swords flaming arrows weapons and the only thing you can sell me is a staff
01:39full of candy yeah guy i don't know aim for his diabetes what kind of arms dealer are you dennis
01:56i heard there's an assassin in the kingdom with a savage pet eagle why are you telling me this
02:00i just thought oh because i have a bird head we must all know each other that's ignorant karen
02:05real ignorant
02:12wow what a day for a river cruise i know nothing could ruin this perfect afternoon
02:18not the room service guy spilling the wine not the fact that there's a six-year-old at the helm
02:25not even the massive flaming boat fight he's steering us into
02:40did you see that assassin shoot five arrows from his bow like it was a shotgun
02:44what's a shotgun it's a weapon from the future you remember the aliens those little green ones
02:49that helped us build the pyramids yeah they told me about it
02:56hey did you hear about the crocodile god that got killed by the human assassin
03:01no how's that one go oh it's not a joke there's a human killing the gods
03:06yeah we're probably all gonna die well that's fucking grim
03:09oh i get it
03:15right crocodiles
03:22say bro you got anything on the fight at the arena tonight
03:25wait you didn't hear one of the gladiators tested positive for mummy dust
03:29oh let them fight what death duel hasn't involved a little zoom from the tomb
03:34a little nip from the crypt a few pharaoh moans
03:38yeah a little help from the undead to beat the spread you know what i mean
03:42yeah i get it
03:51hey kyle wake up man that assassin guy he wants to kill me
03:55you're a god what'd you do to him i was talking to his wife
03:58and my lipstick was out
04:06assassins creed origins available october 27th watch more now
04:15when someone runs in the room in the room
04:16and that's a plastic
04:17look at them
04:17and that's the
04:17it's a
04:17it's a
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