00:01Time's running out, Alan.
00:02It says tape jam.
00:05Ah!
00:05Hey, I'm Alan Richardson.
00:06I play 81 in War Machine.
00:08And I'm writer-director Patrick Hughes.
00:10And in the film War Machine, Alan fights off against a giant machine.
00:14That's right.
00:14There's a lot of machines in the film.
00:15He is a machine fighting a machine.
00:17So I got a challenge today.
00:18I'm going to get him to fight some other machines.
00:21Alan's going to have to draw a perfect circle on this iPad
00:23whilst I'm driving.
00:25Are you ready, Alan?
00:26Let's do it.
00:27Good luck, buddy.
00:28Do your work, Patrick.
00:29Patrick Hughes.
00:30Come on, baby.
00:32That's easy.
00:32How about you driving a straight line while I draw a perfect circle?
00:35That's easy.
00:35I can't draw a perfect circle in complete stillness.
00:38And that's your time.
00:39Come on.
00:39Okay, here we come.
00:40You're 81.
00:41You can do anything.
00:42What's the punishment if I don't?
00:47Oh, god damn.
00:48Go, go, go.
00:49Oh, shit.
00:50Holy shit.
00:51Oh, God.
00:52For real.
00:54Looks like I hit my head.
00:56Looks like a ghost.
00:57Yeah, look.
00:58That's abysmal.
00:58Pretty good.
01:00Next show.
01:00It's going to hit the tree.
01:02I got a label maker.
01:02I got a label maker here.
01:04And I want you to print out the release date of War Machine,
01:07which drops on Netflix Global.
01:10I got it.
01:10It's March 6.
01:11Okay.
01:13All right.
01:14Try and get March 6 out.
01:16Okay, I got it.
01:16Plus, who's your favorite director?
01:18And be careful with your answer.
01:19And be careful with your answer.
01:20Except behind the wheel.
01:27Time's running out, Alan.
01:28How do I print?
01:29Print it.
01:30It says tape jam.
01:33Oh, god.
01:36All right.
01:36Come on, come on, come on.
01:38Tape jam.
01:41All right.
01:41Next.
01:42Next challenge.
01:44I've got a calculator here, and I need you to put in the code.
01:47The code is hello.
01:48Do you remember how to do that when you were a kid at school?
01:50Yeah, I think so.
01:51There.
01:51Try and type that in while I'm grabbing.
01:53Okay.
01:54Oh, shit.
02:03Did you lose it?
02:05It's not.
02:06Okay, and that concludes Alan Richardson's machine challenge, and you failed.
02:11That was absolutely terrible.
02:12You should be ashamed of yourself.
02:13Oh, I'll work on it, please.
02:14It's embarrassing.
02:15You were so close to that finish line.
02:17Just keep this between you and me, Pat.
02:19You lost the damn calculator.
02:21It's in the cal patty.
02:22But seriously, do you know what you could do?
02:24Why don't you bring up your phone and try and find the map?
02:27We've got to find our way home because we've been driving so long, I think I've lost.
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