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00:02So, as vloggers, it's been one month since Zoe texted I'm visiting my hometown and then
00:08completely vanished.
00:10She doesn't answer calls.
00:12She's offline everywhere.
00:13I'm telling you, some mysterious evil force kidnapped our special friend.
00:18You kids seriously need to stop watching action movies.
00:22The 911 hotline literally blocked your numbers already.
00:25Just go check her hometown.
00:27Zoe has been gone too long without her.
00:30Who will steal my fried chicken drumsticks anymore?
00:32Saja Trick Squad, move out.
00:35We're going to turn that entire countryside upside down until we rescue our teammate.
00:40Okay, let's go.
00:41Stay low, everyone.
00:42We're almost there.
00:43Got it.
00:44I see the clearing.
00:45This grass is itchy.
00:46Are we safe?
00:47Shh.
00:48I heard something.
00:48Over there.
00:49Just the wind.
00:50Keep moving.
00:51All right, spirits of the departed.
00:52Let's get cooking.
00:53With this pan and antenna, I summon thee forth.
00:56Feel the vibrations.
00:57Rise and sizzle.
00:58Yes, it's working.
00:59Almost there.
01:00Wait, hold on.
01:02Do you guys see that over there?
01:05I miss you so much.
01:11I'll never forget it.
01:14Oh my god!
01:18Zoe!
01:19Why did you leave us so soon?
01:21We didn't even collect the $50 you borrowed last month.
01:26Rest in peace, Zoe.
01:28May you eat unlimited snacks in the next life without gaining weight!
01:32May amen to that.
01:38Wait, Ripley?
01:40Zebra?
01:40A zebra?
01:41A zebra?
01:44What?
01:45Wait, a zebra?
01:46A zebra grave?
01:47Since when do zebras get tombstones?
01:49Oof!
01:50No idea, man.
01:51This field is messed up.
01:53I've been meaning to say this earlier.
01:55That's ketchup, not blood.
01:57And the tail probably snagged on a farm fence.
02:00I wasted a whole liter of tears for that?
02:03That woman was probably eating sausages while ripping her jacket.
02:06Let's go find her!
02:08I think it came from inside.
02:10Let's push this rail.
02:11Quietly.
02:12Whoa, I hear it again!
02:14Shh, get a look inside.
02:17Best sausage in the county, right?
02:20Absolutely.
02:20But next time, maybe don't rip your jacket climbing my fence.
02:24So she stopped replying?
02:26Just to go back to the countryside and date some random guy?
02:29Oh no!
02:31It's shattered like a cheap phone screen.
02:33You're sure baby won't suspect anything?
02:36Relax.
02:37Unless your friends kick the door down like an action movie.
02:40Someone made baby cry?
02:41Bruh.
02:42FBI, open the door!
02:43Let's storm that barn like an action movie!
02:45Wait.
02:46Maybe we should at least knock first?
02:51Caught you red-handed, Zoe!
02:52Wait, what the heck is this?
02:55Wait, why are there so many ducks?
03:01Surprise!
03:02End guess!
03:03Every duck balloon here was 100% necessary.
03:07Wait, what is going on?
03:09Can someone explain this?
03:10We literally understand nothing!
03:13Okay, we survived the duck mission!
03:15Yeah, that was intense.
03:17But we made it!
03:17Today's lesson?
03:18Always party with ducks.
03:20And SWAT vests.
03:21Happy birthday!
03:22See kids?
03:23Never jump to conclusions or imagine the worst before knowing the full story.
03:28And don't get jealous too quickly either.
03:31Sometimes silence just means someone is secretly preparing an amazing surprise for you!
03:37Happy birthday, baby!
03:39Goodbye, everyone!
03:40Hi, kids!
03:42Today our group is visiting the Arctic Amusement Park.
03:44I'm literally freezing.
03:46But wow, the scenery is absolutely magical.
03:49Ruby!
03:50Come check this out!
03:51There's a biologically impossible phenomenon over here!
03:55Oh my gosh!
03:56There's someone trapped inside!
03:57And why are ladybugs surviving in the Arctic?
04:00Why is she making that face?
04:01That's not how hibernation works!
04:06Any ice shall bow before the flame of protein!
04:09Time to defrost!
04:13Let's spice this up.
04:14A little of my thermal catalyst should speed things up nicely.
04:19All right, let's turn this popsicle into a puddle.
04:22Maximum heat mode, engage!
04:26A few moments later.
04:30Wow!
04:34Oh my god!
04:37Thank you, guys!
04:38Some villain shoved me through a portal and froze me here!
04:41Oh no!
04:43Woo!
04:43It's the real deal superhero ladybutt!
04:46Do you need our help with anything?
04:47Snacks?
04:48Backup?
04:48A hot cocoa?
04:49Boom!
04:51I must return home to protect the world!
04:53The space portal is inside the multiverse rollercoaster station up there!
04:59Okay, why do these look like luxury jewelry rides instead of transportation?
05:04Only one path tears through space and takes you home.
05:07The other two are snow traps.
05:09We must choose the train with the correct energy!
05:12Gold is the most expensive, the most royal!
05:15This must be the VIP path!
05:17Let's zoom!
05:18Ha!
05:19GAY!
05:25Ah!
05:26What do I hear?
05:27It's too heavy!
05:28I can't even float!
05:30Oh no, we just defeated the snowman of doom with pure comedy!
05:34Best boss fight ever!
05:35Zero damage, maximum giggles!
05:37Ah!
05:38Ah!
05:39Ah!
05:39The green looks like apple matcha jelly!
05:42This ride must be safe and delicious!
05:44If it tastes like dessert, I'm riding twice!
05:47Ha!
05:48Oh no, my rubber duck is spinning!
05:50Oh!
05:51I think the jelly just shook my soul!
05:56Blue Diamond, a deep as pure courage and strength.
06:00That's the real ride.
06:02All right, team.
06:03Ready for this?
06:04If I scream, it's just for aerodynamic reasons.
06:07Seatbelts on, everyone!
06:08Multiverse Flight is about to take off!
06:10Oh no, my hair gel is gone!
06:14It flew into another dimension!
06:19Wait, are we still on the ride or did Gravity just quit its job?
06:25Oh my god!
06:28Okay, this is officially above our ticket price.
06:32Goodbye, Huntrix and Saja boys!
06:34Thank you for your kindness!
06:36Miraculous Ladybug!
06:37Ha ha ha ha ha!
06:39Time to reset the balance.
06:43If she fixes the universe, can she fix my hair too?
06:48Mission complete!
06:49And next time, maybe fewer interdimensional cracks, okay?
06:54See?
06:55Smooth landing!
06:56Even diamonds know how to park properly.
06:58I'll rate that breaking system five snowflakes!
07:01Told you!
07:02Diamonds are solid, just like these legendary muscles!
07:05Ha ha ha ha!
07:07Ha ha ha ha!
07:08Hey kids!
07:09After helping Ladybug today, what do we learn from this snowy adventure?
07:13That mud and snow are not best friends!
07:16Ha ha ha ha ha!
07:18Never let shiny gold or sweet-looking candy fool your eyes!
07:21Be like the blue diamond.
07:23Maybe not the shiniest at first, but strong, brave, and kind from the inside.
07:27Inner strength never goes out of style.
07:29True sparkle comes from the heart.
07:31And always be ready to help someone in need.
07:34Kindness can create real magic.
07:36Even tiny heroes make big miracles.
07:39Goodbye kids!
07:40See you on our next adventure!
07:42Bye bye!
07:42Waza!
07:43Ha ha ha ha!
07:44Ha ha ha ha!
07:45Woohoo!
07:46Hello everyone!
07:47Rumi here in Beach Paradise.
07:49Blue sea, golden sand, perfect sunshine, and today, our team is going wild!
07:54Huh?
07:55Ah!
07:56This chair just attacked!
07:58Oh no!
07:58Ha ha ha ha!
07:59Charge, my duck soldiers!
08:02Quack!
08:02Quack!
08:03The death pit is ready!
08:05No!
08:06My duck army!
08:08Protein!
08:09Yahoo!
08:09Muscle power!
08:10Why is this rock so stubborn?
08:13Maybe the rock needs protein too, Abby!
08:15The sea is beautiful, but still not as cold as you, mysterious man!
08:21Oh!
08:22Don't!
08:24Guys, I can't take this anymore!
08:26This beach trip feels like survival training!
08:29Uh-huh!
08:30Uh-huh!
08:32Woohoo!
08:34Woohoo!
08:35Woohoo!
08:35They won't let me work out!
08:36Zoey keeps throwing my dumbbells into the sea!
08:39Meera used my duck to prop her feet up for makeup!
08:43Roomy said I'm more effeminate than her!
08:46Huh?
08:46This fragile heart is hurt!
08:49So loud!
08:51It's all your fault for spoiling them!
08:53Ah!
08:53Ah!
08:54Who told you to invite them?
08:56Oh!
08:57Oh!
08:58I told you this was a mistake!
08:59Why didn't you listen?
09:00It's not my fault!
09:01You were the one who pushed for this!
09:02Everyone just calm down!
09:04We need to think clearly!
09:05Oh!
09:05Ignore the world!
09:08I'm gonna sleep!
09:11Oh my god!
09:28Wow!
09:29Her legs are longer than a mother duck's!
09:32A masterpiece!
09:33These are the girls we need!
09:35Yahoo!
09:36Get out of the way, everyone!
09:38Those girls are all mine!
09:39Woohoo!
09:42Sorry, Abby.
09:43Those girls have to be mine!
09:45You go to the gym instead!
09:48Huh?
09:48Duck warriors!
09:49Advance!
09:50Win the beautiful girls!
09:53Oh!
09:56Oh no!
10:00Oh no!
10:05Sorry, but intelligence is power!
10:08Yahoo!
10:10Yahoo!
10:15Let's go!
10:16Okay, let's go!
10:17They are finally here!
10:20Woo!
10:22Hot red-handed!
10:24Bruh!
10:25How dare you fantasize about a tall, beautiful woman!
10:29Oh no!
10:30Oh no!
10:34Wait a minute!
10:36This is a technical error!
10:41Wanna be beautiful?
10:43Nope!
10:44Here, I'll make you beautiful!
10:46So, you want long legs?
10:49Here are your long legs, Abby!
10:51Oh no!
10:52Ouch!
10:53Sorry!
10:54Ow, ow!
10:55Help me!
10:57I'm being run over by a steamroller!
10:59You are going to regret this!
11:02Don't let them catch us!
11:04Keep moving!
11:07Wake up, you womanizer!
11:09Nope!
11:14This is the only way you'll come to your senses and dare to hate us!
11:25Genu stopped breathing!
11:27Let me give him CPR!
11:29No!
11:30No!
11:32No!
11:33Welcome to Kuang Bin!
11:34Behind those dense green forests is Son Doong Cave, the largest natural cave on the entire planet!
11:39Yahoo!
11:45A few moments later...
11:47Feel that wind?
11:48This cave is so massive, it creates its own air pressure!
11:52Basically, nature built a billion horsepower air conditioner!
11:55Ready for an adventure?
11:57Always!
11:57Lead the way!
11:58This cave looks amazing!
12:00Let's go!
12:01Agreed!
12:01Stay close!
12:02Wow, it's getting dark in here!
12:04Perfect!
12:06Step one!
12:07Casually drop yourself 80 meters down!
12:10Okay!
12:10It feels like jumping from a 30-story building straight into the basement!
12:14The cave is so wide that pilots could fly a Boeing 747 in here!
12:18Wow!
12:19A secret underground airport?
12:21Oh!
12:21One hour later!
12:24So does this cave have a gym?
12:26Or maybe a street workout area?
12:28Only in K-pop city!
12:30Down here, the rocks are your personal trainers!
12:33Quack!
12:34So why are there trees inside a cave?
12:35Floods carry seeds deep inside, drop them here, and boom!
12:38Nature starts gardening underground!
12:40Meanwhile...
12:42Whoever's outside the frame, Tay!
12:44The truck's full of sand!
12:46Let's roll!
12:47Quack!
12:48A few moments later...
12:50So this is Son Doong's private rasty.
12:53Two and the likes of Team The Life Ice Chigger.
12:57Meanwhile...
12:58After crossing this river, I think I'm officially qualified to cross any river on earth.
13:05You're wondering, yes, this is technically hiking, just straight up, with ropes, and zero room
13:10for slipping.
13:10Fun, right?
13:11These stone steps weren't carved by humans.
13:14They were built drop by drop over thousands of years.
13:19These layers look just like rice terraces, or maybe a giant wedding cake.
13:24If nature ever opens a bakery, this is the famous dog paw stalagmite, the tallest of its
13:31kind in the world.
13:32What?
13:32Standing next to it really makes you realize...
13:34Meanwhile...
13:35Honestly, this cave might be big enough to fit an entire Huntrix K-pop city inside.
13:41Wow!
13:44Okay, meet the tiniest skyscrapers in the world.
13:47These little sand towers are built one drip at a time.
13:50Nature took millions of...
13:54This wall is basically Earth's diary.
13:57Uh-huh.
13:57Each layer tells a story, and spoiler alert, rocks are way older than my phone battery.
14:03A few moments later...
14:05I really love this rock wall.
14:06Huh?
14:07Look at it.
14:08It's the same mysterious gray as my hair.
14:10Brr.
14:11I think we're cousins.
14:12Ooh!
14:13We're calling it a day here.
14:14Wow!
14:15That glowing hole up there, that's sinkhole one.
14:18Tomorrow, we go full Jurassic Park mode.
14:30I still have 10 kilograms of meat waiting to be grilled.
14:33Wow!
14:35Abby eats like this cave is her fridge.
14:37Nice.
14:38One hour later.
14:40That's it for today.
14:42Tomorrow, dinosaurs.
14:43Huh?
14:44Or at least something that looks like their backyard.
14:46Good night.
14:47The next day.
14:48Good morning from sinkhole one.
14:51A roof collapsed thousands of years ago let sunlight in, and boom.
14:54An underground...
14:55A few moments later.
14:57If I get any thinner, I'll officially qualify as cave decoration.
15:02Uh-huh.
15:03Totally worth it, though.
15:05One hour later.
15:07Welcome to sinkhole one.
15:09Nature's way of saying, let there be light and wow.
15:14This is the famous wedding cake.
15:17No candles, no guests, but definitely the longest engagement in history.
15:23Nine.
15:23Meanwhile...
15:24I have officially become the king of this cave.
15:27Oh!
15:28Someone bring me wine.
15:29A king should never be thirsty.
15:31Ooh!
15:32Oh my god!
15:33Team Huntrix has arrived!
15:36Hello, Sondong.
15:38Please stay awesome.
15:40This is sinkhole two, also known as the Garden of Eden.
15:45Wow!
15:45Proof that even caves believe in photosynthesis.
15:48A few moments later.
15:50Welcome to sinkhole number two.
15:53Yes, you are still inside a cave.
15:55We have trees, animals, fresh air.
15:58Local residents spotted.
15:59Yahoo!
16:00They look like they own this place, and honestly, they probably do.
16:06A few moments later.
16:08And yes, this sinkhole comes with a swimming pool.
16:12What?
16:12Tiny fish live here, along with other aquatic creatures.
16:16Meanwhile...
16:17Hey, little one, come here.
16:20That's it.
16:21Keep coming.
16:22What?
16:23You're almost here.
16:25Good job.
16:27Fish are minding their business.
16:29Meanwhile, spiders are out here running full-time survival strategies.
16:34One hour later.
16:36This is the Great Wall of Vietnam Head.
16:39No tickets, no shortcuts.
16:41To reach the top, you cross mud.
16:44This water looks amazing.
16:45But wow, it's way colder than it looks.
16:48I really want to swim, but let's save that adventure for another...
16:51A few moments later.
16:53This wall isn't just big.
16:55It's about 90 meters of pure natural history.
16:59Science is amazing.
17:00Wow.
17:01But my...
17:01And that's it.
17:02We made it out of Sondong Cave.
17:04From underground rivers to walls taller than skyscrapers, this place is absolutely...
17:10Hey guys.
17:11Today it's cleaning duty day, but looks like we've got a little situation.
17:16Huh?
17:16There's a certain someone performing the ancient art of Statue Woman to dodge yours.
17:25Oh no.
17:27My stomach.
17:28Oh.
17:28I think that chicken earlier was poisonous.
17:31Boo-hoo.
17:31What?
17:32I'm about to log out of life.
17:34Why hasn't anyone felt sorry for me yet?
17:37Huh?
17:37I guess I need to groan louder.
17:39Oh man.
17:40The pain cuts through my...
17:42Meanwhile...
17:42Crunch crunch.
17:44The Gino is just weak.
17:46Really?
17:46Crunch crunch.
17:47I've eaten three already and nothing happened.
17:50Uh-huh.
17:50You're sure the chicken wasn't poisonous, right?
17:53Yeah.
17:53Poison?
17:54Nah.
17:54It was only dangerously delicious.
17:57Nope.
17:57Crazy good.
17:59Meanwhile...
17:59Don't film me.
18:00Don't let the fans see me like this.
18:02Mmm.
18:02I need at least 7,749 days of rest.
18:08Relax.
18:09Dr. Mira, the golden hand is here.
18:12I'll cure this laziness in one beat.
18:15Okay.
18:16Rescue team.
18:17Huh?
18:17Seize the patient.
18:18This case needs emergency surgery or it'll spread to the brain.
18:24Meanwhile...
18:25Yes, doctor.
18:26Don't be afraid, brother.
18:27I'll use these muscles to keep you warm.
18:30Uh-huh.
18:31A few moments later.
18:34Never mind.
18:35I suddenly feel strong like a buffalo.
18:38I can even go clean the bathroom.
18:42Oh my god.
18:43Don't push yourself.
18:45Sick people are not allowed to exercise.
18:49Stay still.
18:50You're hallucinating.
18:51I'll lock your legs so you stop thrashing.
18:57Meanwhile...
18:58This is the latest generation heart rate scanner, doctor.
19:01Super strong vibration.
19:03Wow.
19:05One hour later.
19:07Let's check the temperature in the armpit area.
19:11Hmm.
19:12Smells like a serious inflammation here.
19:16It tickles.
19:18Stop it.
19:20I beg you.
19:21Somebody save me.
19:24Meanwhile...
19:24Head nurse Zoe bringing the ultra-spicy giant serum.
19:28Clear the way.
19:33Oops.
19:34This is not going well.
19:37This is torture, not treatment.
19:39I'm suing.
19:40I will sue this hospital.
19:43Muffled laughter.
19:45The patient is too agitated.
19:48Nurse Abby, flip him over.
19:50Huh?
19:50The injection must go in the hip.
19:52Huh.
19:53Meanwhile...
19:54Breaking news, guys.
19:55Genu is safely wrapped inside the legendary wool-binding weapon.
19:58No!
19:59Please, don't humiliate me.
20:00My fans are watching.
20:02Ooh.
20:02Ta-da!
20:03Let me introduce...
20:05The injection of love.
20:08Just a tiny sting.
20:10Oh, wow.
20:12Is that the green of hope?
20:14Or dishwashing liquid?
20:17Meanwhile...
20:18Is that thing for injecting an elephant?
20:22Mira!
20:23Nope.
20:23Are you insane?
20:25Romance?
20:26We are brothers.
20:27Let me go.
20:28I swear I'll behave.
20:29I promise.
20:31A few moments later.
20:33Injection area ready.
20:35Excellent muscle elasticity detected.
20:37Okay.
20:38All right.
20:39Deep breath in.
20:40Breathe out.
20:41And the laziness will be cured instantly.
20:46Poor thing, suffering like this.
20:49You probably can't eat anymore.
20:51I'll eat it for you, so it won't go to waste.
20:55One finger style.
20:59Eye injection.
21:01Boom.
21:02Huh?
21:03Help me!
21:05I'm dying!
21:07This is a nightmare!
21:13One hour later.
21:16Successful operation.
21:17Medicine fee, labor fee, syringe wear and tear.
21:20Total comes to $500, sweetheart.
21:23Okay.
21:24The next day.
21:25And this is the result.
21:26After our very special treatment.
21:31If only I had cleaned toilets from the start.
21:34Eww!
21:36My poor, innocent butt.
21:38Meanwhile.
21:39And then, there's this battlefield.
21:46A few moments later.
21:48What a waste.
21:49Such good chili sauce.
21:51Huh?
21:52Next time, Genu.
21:53Just lie still and enjoy it, okay?
21:56Eww.
21:57Zoe, you're so messy.
22:00Anyway.
22:00Thanks for watching, guys.
22:02Bye!
22:03Yahoo!
22:04Hi, everyone.
22:05Welcome to my new vlog episode.
22:07But this isn't a travel vlog or a jungle exploration.
22:12We're staying here for a few days.
22:14Wanna know why?
22:15Keep watching to find out.
22:19Rumi asked me to watch over these two pots of soup.
22:23While waiting, let's go see what everyone is doing on their day off.
22:27Okay, let's go.
22:28A few moments later.
22:30Is it okay to meditate without any music like this?
22:33Mm-hmm.
22:35Please don't bother me.
22:37Hands up!
22:39Hands up!
22:41Get out of my room now!
22:44So, bathing with a whole duck army like this means you won't feel lonely, right?
22:49Exactly.
22:52I'm feeling lonely, and can I borrow one duck to keep me company?
22:56Okay.
22:59It's time to say goodbye, my love.
23:02Thank you!
23:05Oh, my God!
23:08I'm doing my makeup to go out.
23:10Don't distract me.
23:12I'm a makeup expert.
23:13Let me help you.
23:14Huh?
23:15When I have a girlfriend, I'll do her makeup, too.
23:22Your muscles look amazing.
23:24I want to be like that, too.
23:26Huh?
23:27Do you want to try lifting weights?
23:29Abby, why are these so heavy?
23:33Handsome face, but very weak.
23:37I was about to make a salad and can't find any cucumbers.
23:40Turns out they're all here.
23:41Yeah.
23:42No need to eat them.
23:43Just putting them on your face already gives you vitamins.
23:45I need vitamin B, but I don't want to wear a face mask.
23:50What the hell just happened?
23:52Hmm.
23:54Zoe, you eat spicy food like this.
23:56Is your stomach really okay?
23:57This ramen isn't spicy at all.
24:00Try it.
24:00You'll get addicted.
24:01Hmm?
24:02You said it wasn't spicy?
24:05Did you trick me?
24:06You're just terrible at eating spicy food.
24:10Mystery.
24:10What are you even brewing over there?
24:13I'm creating a potion to cure your curiosity, Genu.
24:18I'll brew a potion to become more handsome.
24:33A few moments later.
24:42I just went out to film a vlog for a little while,
24:45so why is the kitchen on fire?
24:47I think I should tell my friends to leave the house.
24:50The main character who set the house on fire is Genu.
24:55I still don't know what I did.
24:57I'm innocent.
24:58A few moments later.
25:01The air here is very fresh.
25:03I think we will stay here for a long time.
25:06I want to go swimming with the duck.
25:09Baby Saja is still feeling hot after the house fire,
25:12so he decided to cool off by swimming.
25:16Are you picking wild flowers for some girl?
25:20Bathing and soaking with flowers makes your skin fair and glowing.
25:23You didn't know that?
25:24This is my first time seeing someone soaking wild flowers instead of roses.
25:28Oh, it's so itchy.
25:31Genu, help me.
25:33Rumi, have you caught anything yet?
25:35I haven't caught any fish today,
25:37but I want to catch a fish named Genu.
25:43Oh, no.
25:45I waited so long.
25:47I thought I caught a big fish.
25:49Mystery.
25:50The more beautiful the mushrooms are,
25:51the more poisonous they become.
25:53You know nothing.
25:54These mushrooms are very sweet.
25:55Let me taste one to prove it.
25:57Oh, my God.
26:02Abby, the gym guy has officially become a lumberjack.
26:06I want to help you carry the wood back to the campsite.
26:09All right.
26:09Give me a hand.
26:10This small log is heavier than I expected.
26:13Oh.
26:14When we get back to the city,
26:16you should sign up for a gym.
26:18Zoe, you can really set up a tent by yourself?
26:21That's impressive.
26:23And whose fault do you think it is that I'm suffering like this, Genu?
26:26I forbid you from coming near the campfire.
26:29I don't want you to burn down our sleeping tents again.
26:31It's getting colder as it gets darker.
26:33I need to warm myself, too.
26:35You never help with anything.
26:36You only cause trouble.
26:40Why did you suddenly get mad at me?
26:43Hopefully, no wild animals visit us tonight.
26:49Good night, everyone.
26:51The next day.
26:52We're on our way back to the city.
26:54I wonder what our new house will look like.
26:57I'm so excited.
27:00One hour later.
27:01After all those tough days in the forest,
27:04we've finally returned to our new home.
27:06Genu, please don't destroy anything ever again.
27:11I'm really hungry.
27:12Why am I not allowed in?
27:15Should I go in and cook some soup?
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