00:00www.spiderman.com
00:30New York City as his own personal playground
00:32Just yesterday, I saw him doing backflips and 360s
00:37Disgraceful, running and crawling on buildings
00:40In fact, I have it on good authority that he's been doing swan dives off of skyscrapers
00:45It seems the more confident he gets, the more creative he gets
00:50Walk like a normal person
00:52Come on, what's wrong with a little sightseeing?
00:55New York is super diverse and constantly changing
00:57Maybe he's just looking for vantage points to monitor crime?
01:01Crime he's causing, you mean?
01:04Sources tell me he has backpacks filled with who knows what hidden throughout the city
01:09Unauthorized research stations
01:11Get a permit like the rest of us, loser!
01:14Ever since he came onto the scene, prancing around like an 80s action hero
01:19Gangs have been setting up shop
01:21Using warehouses, construction sites, and rooftops as bases of operation
01:26Putting lives at risk
01:28Who does he think he is?
01:30Spider cop?
01:31I really feel like he's trying to help people
01:34I don't want to hear it
01:35The fine people of New York deserve better
01:37My uncle once said
01:39With great power, there must also come great responsibility
01:42Maybe this is just his way of growing into the hero he wants to be
01:47And from what I've seen, the people seem to be A-OK with that
01:51Agree to disagree, Patterson
01:53Spider-Man only cares about one thing
01:55Himself!
01:57Jameson out
01:58Spider-Man only cares about one thing
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