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EastEnders 16th March 2026 (Full Episode)
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00:10to the best mum in the solar system entire solar system which is approximately three light years
00:17across what's a light year so the biggest thing in our solar system is the sun but if it were
00:24a
00:24football pitch the sun would only be a ball measuring 1.69 centimeters in diameter sitting on the goal
00:32line if you guys have any more questions I'll be off on my own Louie don't wait Jimmy
00:48you all right yes it's okay if you know you've been for a very traumatic experience I told you
00:55already yeah stop fussing Peter I'm excited I mean I'm really looking forward to lunch at your
01:04grands good got a nice little surprise coming for you oh what hmm you're gonna have to wait and see
01:28come here you good to see you I've missed you all so much listen I spoke to Kat yesterday
01:35she said the reason why she's staying at Lynn's is to do with the dog I mean that's got to
01:39be a wind
01:39up right oh don't get me started about that flipping dog I said to Kat it's mother's day you have
01:44to go
01:45back for the kids but you know what Lynn's like so it's just me that's come back for her kids
01:49even though I haven't heard anything from Sean or Stacey probably too busy eating salsa or dancing
01:55salsa or whatever it is they're doing in Brazil that makes them forget about me and then oh do
02:00you know what Jean stop it I have got a positive outlook on everything now yeah I've worked through
02:08a lot of therapy I'm rested you know I'm sleeping better than I have in years I've taken pills more
02:15pills more therapy more pills and here I am so no more talk of anyone's killer daughter
02:25welcome home
02:30there's a florist by the cemetery it'll be open on mum's day won't it yeah hopefully they'll have
02:35pink roses do you know I realized I don't think Ricky would know what to lay on my grave
02:42thought the cancer was gone yeah hopefully I don't know I'm just really missing mum
02:49and the older that Ricky gets you know the more I want to be around for him you will be
02:57you know I had something really funny the other day and it's stuck
03:00someone said that you died twice you know once when you actually die and
03:05and once when people stop thinking about you yeah well I'll give Mitchell ain't dying anytime soon
03:10but neither are you right how long have I got to hang around for today Vic all day it's lovely
03:18finally have told us over mum said that house was always full wheels and fowlers sit around the table
03:24together on a Sunday proper family time fine listen it will do you good to spend some time with your
03:32family instead of that other company you've been keeping I told you that's all over now yeah
03:37just don't take me for a mug yeah I won't
03:47Vic I'll be in in a minute okay
03:52Sonny give me the news
03:55what no that's nowhere near enough I need a lot more than that
04:00well do your job and find someone who will pay proper money for it
04:09oh Peter will you take them over there potential sale on a Sunday very nice
04:19hi can I help you hey do you work here I was just looking at this car I know it's
04:24a Sunday
04:24yeah we're not open today so there's no way I could get a test drive how about first thing tomorrow
04:30uh we're not really doing test drives at the moment I'm not going to buy a car without test driving
04:35it
04:35it was just the way it is
04:43you okay
04:46Laura not now
04:47oh thanks
05:01oh no
05:03oh no
05:14oh no
05:17There we go.
05:18All right, so go on.
05:20It used to be called Mothering Sunday.
05:22Oh, three-eighths.
05:24Come up.
05:25Servants used to take the day off to visit their mothers and take the flowers and stuff.
05:29Oh, hear that?
05:30Where's my flowers and stuff?
05:32The roast lamb is looking fantastic.
05:36Veg is all prepped, and I'm about to start on your veggie patties.
05:39Nice you're doing a cooking for a change.
05:41Give Aunt Nick half the day off.
05:42Oh, you make it sound like I had a choice.
05:44No, I got told it's my day.
05:46I'm not going anywhere near the cooker.
05:48Yeah, it's too true.
05:49Here, come here.
05:50Do you want me to take you?
05:51Come on.
05:52Lauren's taking her time.
05:53No, no, she'll be here in a minute.
05:54Yeah.
05:54Well, she better be, otherwise the surprise will be her own.
05:59How am I supposed to sell cars when I can't even face getting in them?
06:05Well, Priya starts tomorrow, so we just get her to do them.
06:11That car was insured, Lauren.
06:12I'm going to lose money.
06:13Is that all you care about, the money?
06:15No, of course not.
06:19Look, maybe you're right, okay?
06:21Maybe I've been a bit heavy-handed with the business.
06:25So how about you ain't got to run every purchase past me anymore?
06:31I thought that'd make you happy.
06:34I don't even know if I'm cut out for this job anymore.
06:36Before you say anything, no, I'm not overreacting.
06:42What if Mark weren't there, or that bloke, he could have had a knife?
06:50What would Jimmy or Louie do without me?
06:58You do know you own a washing machine, don't you?
07:00Yeah.
07:00I mean, if Kat had come back and found all these different piles of washing, I mean, doesn't Zoe do
07:05any housework?
07:06Jean.
07:06Jean, come on, she's had it tough, all right?
07:09And you coming in and calling her daughter out as soon as you get home doesn't help.
07:14Oh, right.
07:16Oh, I'll apologise.
07:19Has Aunty Lynn's dog died yet?
07:22Not yet, darling, but it's on its last legs.
07:25Lynn won't stop crying.
07:26Where's Ernie?
07:27On the bog.
07:28You want me to take you to them?
07:29No, I'm all right, mate.
07:31Okay, got to go.
07:32Hold on.
07:33Not even Happy Mother's Day.
07:34Happy Mother's Day, Mum.
07:36Oh, sorry.
07:39It means the world to me.
07:40Oh, don't go all soppy on me now.
07:43It's only been over 40 years.
07:46Jean, get back okay?
07:47Yeah, and she keeps going on about Stacy and Sean and how much she misses them and how Mother's Day
07:52ain't gonna be the same without them.
07:53And I just want to shake her because my daughter's in prison and...
07:59Darling.
08:05I know we weren't invited, but Oscar's gone back to bed, so I thought we could take his space.
08:11Cheers.
08:12Go on, then.
08:13Keep the conversation polite for your sake.
08:15And Jack's not here.
08:16So, with a bit of luck, your dad won't be throwing any punches like you did last Christmas.
08:21I'm glad that bruise has gone down.
08:24I'm sorry that happened to you.
08:25It's all right.
08:28Hi.
08:28Lauren, you're surprised.
08:32Oh.
08:34Oh.
08:35Oh, Nan!
08:37I'm bursting for the loaf.
08:39Oh, thank God.
08:39Kaz, is it her freak?
08:41Yeah, yeah.
08:43Oh, Peter.
08:45Tanya said, thanks for the invite, but she couldn't make it, so I'm here instead.
08:51Huh.
08:52Where's Tanya again?
08:54It's the old woman.
08:55No idea.
08:56Right, so let me get this straight, Peter.
08:58Yeah, yeah.
08:58You've invited my ex-missus and her mum.
09:01Oh.
09:02What's into you?
09:03It's not like you were invited.
09:04What, you think I'm going to be walking around the square bumping into Tanya?
09:07Do me a favour.
09:07I invited Tanya because it's Mother's Day and I thought it might be a nice idea for Lauren after the
09:11carjacking.
09:11Dad, can you just play nice?
09:13Yeah, I ain't seen Nan in ages.
09:19How are you feeling today?
09:23Could be better.
09:24I've just got to get over it and move on, ain't I?
09:26You will.
09:28You've got the right spirit.
09:30And besides, lightning don't strike twice, does it?
09:31What do you want to say?
09:32Thanks.
09:33What's wrong?
09:34What do you mean?
09:35What do you do for?
09:37Where's the bracket?
09:38Yes.
09:39It's not all right.
09:41It's a thing that you want.
09:42Well, I'm sure.
09:43It probably wasn't.
09:44Yeah, it's not.
09:45What do you want to say?
09:46What do you want to say?
09:47What do you want to say?
10:01Yeah.
10:01Well, sir, it's been declined.
10:03Oh, no, no, no.
10:04Oh, put it on my card.
10:05Oh, I couldn't.
10:07It's fine.
10:08And it's for honey, yeah?
10:09Oh, Linda, thank you so much.
10:10I'll pay you back as soon as I've got a job.
10:14Oh, bet you got lots of cars today, did you?
10:17A few.
10:19Nothing from Johnny.
10:20Oh, that's sad.
10:22Mother's Day's always been a bit of a weird time for me.
10:24Never had a good relationship with Mum.
10:26A very controlling, spiteful woman.
10:29And, of course, it's a sad reminder I never had a child.
10:33But I suppose I'll find some way of passing the time.
10:37I presume that you'll be spending it with the name.
10:41Oh, yeah.
10:42She's going to the VIP, you know, Mother's Day lunch.
10:44Oh, that sounds lovely.
10:49You're welcome to join us.
10:52I couldn't possibly.
10:54What time?
10:58Is this a bit of all right, Kathy?
11:00Cheers.
11:01Cheers.
11:02Cheers.
11:03Cheers, man.
11:04How's little YJ getting on?
11:06Is she all right?
11:06Little Abby?
11:07Yeah.
11:09No thanks to you.
11:10Where was I, darling?
11:11Uh, your daughter couldn't make it.
11:14Oh, yeah.
11:15Probably for the best.
11:17Seeing as I have the walking groin is here.
11:20So I decided to come down, see you and Oscar.
11:25Are you coming over?
11:27Um, Oscar didn't come home last night.
11:29Meaning he's in some poor idiot's bed.
11:34Anyway, your wedding.
11:37A bit of notice would have been nice.
11:39Uh, nobody had any notice.
11:41He still planned it and then, uh, sprung it upon us, didn't he?
11:44Sorry.
11:45You what?
11:47Oh, that's Cindy, my mum.
11:48Oh, yeah.
11:50Lauren told me about you.
11:52Everyone thought you was dead.
11:56Yeah, well, she ain't.
11:58You should be.
11:59If I was dead, mate, I'd come back to haunt you.
12:02Uh, talking about, um, Abby or OJ, I'd like to meet her one day.
12:08I have a word with Tanya.
12:09I suppose you've got your claws in Oscar now.
12:13Yes, my son.
12:13You've only got Tanya's word for that.
12:17Muscles.
12:18Bubbles.
12:21So, Lauren, what are you doing with Jimmy while you're working?
12:25Because if you've got a spare room, I'll be done.
12:27They ain't got any spare rooms there, right?
12:29Cindy's there, Oscar's there.
12:30There's nothing there.
12:31Why can't she look after the baby?
12:33Ain't she the maternal type?
12:36I work.
12:37I run my own LGBTQ ball.
12:40Really?
12:41That's right.
12:42Our boss goes early.
12:44Does he still go both ways, Lauren?
12:47Yeah, he does now.
12:48He's got the right idea.
12:50If I had my time over, what I say is, whatever floats your boat is fine by me.
12:58Cheers to that.
12:59Fuck you, Ian.
13:01You used to pay my Rainie for a bit of afternoon delight, didn't you?
13:06Well, mine's a judge.
13:08It's all you ever do, judge.
13:10That and drive people away.
13:11Dad.
13:12Max, I think you'd better go.
13:13I'm sorry, Lauren.
13:14Your dad's ruining everything.
13:16I find that.
13:18Yeah, probably right, Ian.
13:21Make a move.
13:22Nice catching up.
13:27Well done, Lauren.
13:37Right, I'll take them.
13:40So, uh, have you spoken to Zoe?
13:43No.
13:44All right.
13:45I heard her talking to Kat, and she was, well, nearly crying, so I felt worse.
13:51Not that it's my fault that she's upset.
13:53I mean, I called Jasmine out from the get-go, and I told you numerous times, over and over,
13:58but you wouldn't listen.
13:59No one listened.
14:00Okay, Jean, Jean, yeah, I get it.
14:01Okay, you were right about Jasmine, all right?
14:04I don't want a blue Peter badge.
14:07Zoe's been through the ringer, Jane.
14:09You know, she needs our support.
14:10She doesn't want to keep being reminded about what happened.
14:13You know, I don't get it.
14:14I thought you were coming back with this sort of positive attitude.
14:17Yes, thank you again, Alfie.
14:19I did promise myself that I would leave all my negativity at Lynn's, and what do I do?
14:23I arrive here, open my mouth, and offend everyone.
14:25No, come on.
14:26Not everyone.
14:28Kat and Zoe were talking about Mother's Day.
14:32Yeah, I did feel for her.
14:35I mean, I miss...
14:36I miss Stacey and the kids ever such a lot.
14:40I really, really miss them.
14:43Anna.
14:46I'll talk to Zoe.
14:48At least I'll try.
14:49I mean, she probably won't want to talk to me.
14:51I think it's worth a try.
14:53I reckon you'll be surprised.
14:58And finally, here is...
15:01Oh, yeah.
15:02...the meat gravy.
15:03That's right here again.
15:04Hang on, just before we tuck in, a few words, if you don't mind.
15:09Speech.
15:09Thank you, Harvey.
15:11I just want to say, Mother's Day isn't just a time for mothers, is it?
15:19There's those of us who have lost mums.
15:23And as mums, we've lost children.
15:27Yeah, I had a daughter I never got to spend Mother's Day with.
15:31And you, Cindy, you've missed so many Mother's Days.
15:36I mean, Peter, Lucy, Stephen, and your girls.
15:41You know what, Gran, we're all...
15:42We're all here now, though.
15:43And that's what we need to focus on.
15:45I never thought I'd be sat down here with my gran, my mum, and my beautiful wife.
15:51Who, by the way, is the best mum in the world.
15:53Yeah, yeah.
15:55To Lauren.
15:56To my mum.
15:57To all the mums.
15:58To all the mums.
15:59To Lauren and all mums.
16:06You know what, Lauren, I might have some work to put your way.
16:10I'm exploring an opportunity to sell some high-end cars and thought, maybe we could do a tie-in.
16:15That'd be great.
16:15You see, family helping family.
16:19And that is what it's all about.
16:21Maybe we could talk after lunch.
16:23Like, can we eat?
16:24Come on, we can eat.
16:25Yeah, you can't.
16:26I'll serve you now.
16:27Come on.
16:28Happy Mother's Day, Angel.
16:32I thought this was supposed to be my treat.
16:35She pretty much invited herself.
16:37Just be nice.
16:40Oh, Bea.
16:41How lovely that you could come.
16:43Well, I couldn't pass off such a lovely invitation.
16:46Don't suppose you'll get many of them.
16:48Drink?
16:49Yeah.
16:50I'll have a small...
16:51No, let's go well.
16:52I'll have a large glass of dry white wine, preferably from the New World.
16:56Definitely not French.
16:58Too acidic.
16:59Right.
17:08You're welcome to join us if you want.
17:09I'm treating Mum.
17:11Johnny's still not talking to me.
17:13I mean, it's the first year ever.
17:14He's not even set me up.
17:15Yeah, not now, Linda.
17:16Okay.
17:18You've got family hassles.
17:22Alfie said you wanted a word.
17:27Oh, um...
17:28Yeah, come through.
17:30Come through.
17:36Um, I do...
17:38I do have something to say to you.
17:41Um, I need you to acknowledge my pain in having absolutely no one believe me.
17:49When I warned you all on many occasions about Jasmine.
17:55My feelings are just as valid as yours.
17:59Please.
18:02Okay.
18:04I guess that must have hurt a lot.
18:11And I am sorry for being so blinkered with my own feelings.
18:17I should have been more aware of the pain that all this would have caused you.
18:21And instead I was...
18:23Focused on my own need for validation.
18:27It's a fault of mine.
18:29I am aware of it.
18:30I'm glad you're aware of it.
18:32Sorry.
18:36Let's face it.
18:38After everything she put me through,
18:40I can see why you'd want to call Jasmine out.
18:44But I need my daughter free.
18:53Um.
18:55Well, whether you've brought them up or only just found them,
18:59a mum is still a mum.
19:02I don't think I even have the right to call myself a mum.
19:08I've failed Jasmine.
19:10I've failed my son.
19:12Wherever he is in the world,
19:14I hope he never comes near me.
19:17Because he is better off without me in his life.
19:22I was kidding myself if I thought my kids needed me.
19:26The best thing I ever did was give them up at birth.
19:30I think that you know
19:32how bad a mum I was with Sean and Stacey over the years.
19:36I was focused on my own feelings for many reasons.
19:39And, um.
19:41Yeah, I regret that.
19:42No, no.
19:44My therapist said not to use the word regret.
19:46I acknowledge that.
19:47You've got a great relationship with Stacey now.
19:50Have I?
19:53Yeah, yeah.
19:55Yeah, yeah, I have.
19:58It's a heck of a lot of work, though.
20:02Maybe we could work on our friendship, relationship, you know.
20:06Not that there is one at the moment, but...
20:14I think you're wrong
20:17in not deserving to be a mum.
20:22You deserve a second chance with your children.
20:25Like I had with Sean and Stacey,
20:27and it made all the difference.
20:31I could support you in that.
20:33You know, if you wanted me to.
20:34You probably do.
20:40I'd like that.
20:50I'd like that.
20:50Hey, Shrimpy!
20:51Lovely to meet your mum for the first time.
20:53What do we call you, darling?
20:54Crabby?
20:55Enjoy.
20:56Cheers, mate.
20:58Do you know, if I'd ever been blessed enough to have children,
21:00I would have spoilt them rotten.
21:02Hmm, I really support Johnny.
21:04Well, I mean, we nearly lost him after he was born.
21:07It was touch and go.
21:08It made him all the more precious.
21:10This is supposed to take our mind off, Johnny.
21:12Not rub our nose in it.
21:13It's fine.
21:15Oh, somebody loves me.
21:18Oh, look at that.
21:19Isn't that lovely?
21:21Honey's posted a photo of the four of them
21:23with last day blues.
21:25Oh, they're coming home tomorrow.
21:28Right.
21:29Where are you going?
21:30Oh, well, I want to make the house all lovely and nice for them.
21:33I've got lots to do.
21:34Ah, to keep it all sparkly.
21:36So they don't mind you staying on when you freeload off them.
21:39Freeload?
21:40It's nice if you have a job, is it?
21:42Linda did mention that she's paying for your lunch.
21:44I really don't mind.
21:45I've actually got plenty of money.
21:47But thank you for your concern.
21:50I'll be sure to take you both out for lunch very soon.
21:58Aww.
22:01He's gorgeous.
22:03And this one.
22:05You're going to be Prime Minister one day, aren't you?
22:09All right, come on in, Louis.
22:10Let's get you upstairs to title that room you said you'd tidied.
22:14I'll take him.
22:15Come on, Jane.
22:16Come on, little man.
22:18Come on.
22:19Come on, you can hear.
22:22Now I've got you alone,
22:27why didn't you bite Mussel's hand off?
22:30You want to make a go out of the car lot, don't you?
22:33Yeah, I just need a few days to get my confidence back.
22:36Darling, listen.
22:38You better knock.
22:40It happens.
22:42But you've got to move on.
22:45Well, am I supposed to tiptoe around, pampering you like everyone else?
22:53I've got too much respect for you.
22:57You, my girl, have always been the fearless one.
23:02I know, but I've got kids now.
23:05Jimmy's accredit you.
23:06Louis the same.
23:08You're making excuses.
23:10I'm saying this because I know you and I don't want your confidence slipping.
23:19Life is full of challenges.
23:22I know.
23:24Look how you sorted Oscar out.
23:28Neither of your parents could have done that.
23:31Your mum's so proud of you.
23:33Me too.
23:34The strength you've got inside is unbeatable.
23:41It just doesn't feel like that sometimes.
23:43Well, it is.
23:45You're strong, Lauren.
23:46Stronger than most.
23:48Never forget that.
24:25You're strong, Lauren.
24:31Please excuse me.
24:31You'll tip my hand out.
24:31Get mad!
24:37I love you.
24:43I'll pay you back.
24:45I promise.
25:03Nan!
25:08Wait until I'm leaving to show your face.
25:11Sounds about right.
25:13I was with a friend.
25:14A stranger more like.
25:16Brunette, blonde.
25:18Boy or girl?
25:20Boy.
25:22Blonde.
25:24Mike.
25:26Matt.
25:28Definitely blonde.
25:30And a boy.
25:33Do you still hate me?
25:34For your mate, almost firebombing your mum's house.
25:39He wasn't a mate.
25:40Oh.
25:41Well, that makes all the difference.
25:44As if I could hate him.
25:47He's a daft idiot.
25:50You need to find someone nice and settle down for a bit.
25:56How much do I love you?
25:59To the meaning back.
26:04Don't you ever forget it?
26:09I know who you're thinking of right now.
26:13Yeah.
26:15Yeah, she was the best gran.
26:17Family was everything to her.
26:19Yeah.
26:20Mother-in-law from hell, but...
26:23Yeah.
26:24Fantastic gran.
26:26She would have loved today.
26:30Happy Mother's Day.
26:32Love you, Mum.
26:34Love you.
26:37I dabbled a bit.
26:38Back in Florida.
26:39You know?
26:41Executive fleet cars from businesses.
26:44They always need upgrading.
26:46And it's a tax write-off for them,
26:47so you can pick up a bargain,
26:49and then you can mark it up.
26:52All right.
26:53Well, just let me know when you get a car in then, yeah?
26:57I've got my own one already.
26:58All being well, I reckon I can get it to you tomorrow morning.
27:03Okay.
27:04Yeah, great.
27:06Ain't you got to ask your dad first?
27:08No.
27:10It's my business.
27:11Good.
27:13I'll call you tomorrow.
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