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EastEnders 12th March 2026 (Full Episode)
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00:00Music
00:20You alright?
00:24I am now...
00:28Goodness.
00:33Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:38Maybe we should consider getting away before things get too messy.
00:42Yeah, cos last time we ran away from our problems, it ended really well, didn't it?
00:46Look, I'm just saying that the people Mark's involved with,
00:48they wouldn't think twice about setting fire like this, Gaff.
00:50That is exactly why I can't just leave him without trying to get him out of it.
00:55Please just drop it.
00:58Are you serious about going into work?
01:01DJs and caterers ain't gonna pay for themselves, are they?
01:04No.
01:05You stick in the house today, I'm not having your guard in the cafe again.
01:08If anything happens, you phone yourself away, OK?
01:15Morning. Morning, mate. Thanks for having me.
01:19You all right, Vic?
01:20Phil's rung me in at the gym.
01:22Three boys I've seen in case you wanted to take him from suit.
01:24Will you drop the act?
01:26You told me that you were gonna find another way to get out of this.
01:31Killy Ravi.
01:33What's told me last night?
01:36Mark.
01:38This ain't you.
01:40Well, if it's between protecting my family or some geyser I barely know.
01:44You know, you picked me.
01:46Yeah.
01:47What about Ravi's family?
01:50Until I prove you're sorted, you're in danger.
01:53And I ain't having it.
01:55Yeah.
01:56I don't know.
01:57I don't know.
01:58I don't know.
02:00I don't know.
02:02Ravjot Singularity.
02:03Yeah, um, he needs to be seen today, OK?
02:05It's urgent.
02:07Yeah, he's next to me.
02:08He says it's fine.
02:10Oh.
02:10They put me on hold.
02:12Oh.
02:16It's just me, babe.
02:19OK.
02:20Um, yeah, yeah.
02:22That's great.
02:22That's great.
02:23Thanks.
02:25What's the point in same-day appointments if the receptionist makes you beg to get one?
02:30Well, we can go another day.
02:32Yeah.
02:33No, no.
02:33I've got you an appointment for later.
02:37Look at me.
02:40I know he's quick, but after everything that's happened this week...
02:48I'll go.
02:54Mum, I need a donkey costume for Red Nose Day.
02:56What do you need a donkey costume for for Red Nose Day?
02:58Look, can you get your shoes on, please?
02:59We'll leave them in five minutes.
03:00I will.
03:01I will sort it.
03:02Oi!
03:03That's mine!
03:04Oh.
03:05Louie!
03:06Can you stop drawing on everything you see?
03:08This is my work stuff, yay?
03:10Why, I got you a notepad in the first place.
03:12Sorry!
03:14What if Picasso's mum said that to him and he ended up never paying the 16th chapel?
03:19Since when were you taking back Anders from Elaine?
03:22I thought you was working for him.
03:23Well, bisexual, bipartisan, king that buys me.
03:26One advantage of living in the house that time forgot is finding relics everywhere.
03:30Eh?
03:32Dot have way too many pics of Brian looking at Burke and her albums.
03:36Stalker.
03:38Is this depressing vibe cos you still ain't shifted that car?
03:42I wouldn't buy anything from you with this aura you've got, Lauren.
03:45Can you just pack it in, please?
03:46Look, you've got a fit fella.
03:48Sick job.
03:49You're living the dream, Lauren.
03:52What has gotten into you today?
03:55Look.
04:05Oh, please, Lauren, stop shouting.
04:08Okay, yeah, I should've told you about Caleb, alright?
04:10But he's not a weirdo or a tea leaf, he's more of a giver anyway.
04:13Oh, please!
04:13Look, he's got his thing of being silent in the morning unless he's saying his goals out loud.
04:17You should try that with the car.
04:19Say or sell it.
04:20You will.
04:21I could shift a car without some mute hippies techniques, thank you.
04:24Do me a favour, Lauren.
04:27Smile.
04:31Double sausage on white and enough sugary pastries to make Willy Wonka jealous.
04:36Yeah, I'm starved.
04:38I'll charge extra for delivery, by the way.
04:41Um, Al.
04:43Please call me a pay later.
04:45He owes me for doing double duty.
04:46Hmm.
04:50Julie and Yolanda want to know if we want to get food with them a bit after we've seen Nigel.
04:54Yeah, I thought you'd be too ill for that.
04:56Bill.
04:58Can I have a word?
04:59Well, can it wait?
05:02Listen, tell them I'm outside here.
05:03I'll be in with you in a minute, yeah?
05:07Let me guess.
05:08It's about Mark.
05:10This gang said that if he don't find the rat, kill them today, they're gonna come after me next.
05:15Listen, he doesn't know what he's got himself into and if he actually doesn't...
05:20I don't want to beg you for help again, but he needs to get out of this mess.
05:26Please.
05:27So, I've got Lexi to think about it, yeah?
05:29What happens if I get involved, yeah?
05:31If I get involved then it all goes wrong.
05:32Well, what happens to Mark if you don't?
05:38I'll finish you with Lex.
05:40And then I'll talk to Mark.
05:42If you don't listen, I'll try again.
05:59Sorry about the wait, Mr Galati.
06:08How can I help today?
06:13It's just Ravi.
06:14My name.
06:16Ravi.
06:22Tell her.
06:30I bet...
06:33I bet I've been stressed...
06:37for a few weeks.
06:40Ain't a big deal.
06:44He's been hurting himself.
06:46I need to hear this from Ravi.
06:50Is that how you got the facial bruising too?
07:01Look, he ain't been right for months.
07:04Okay?
07:04He's shutting himself away.
07:06Getting into fights.
07:08We...
07:09We ain't having sex.
07:11Brilliant.
07:12No, she needs to know, okay?
07:13You're not okay.
07:14None of this is okay.
07:17I'd like to ask you a few questions about what your partner's said.
07:23Is that all right?
07:30Yeah, have you seen these?
07:31My dad won't stop banging on them.
07:33Fair play.
07:34A link could have put a lot worse on them.
07:36It's your idea, is it?
07:38Is this really what you want?
07:39Ten points for the pun.
07:41Well, you're lucky my dad ain't around this morning,
07:43because you reckon you'll be done for libel.
07:44Only if it isn't true.
07:46All's fair in love and war and local politics.
07:49Ronnie?
07:50Oh, what?
07:54I didn't ask for a smear campaign.
07:55I just wanted, in tone, fresh ideas.
07:59So you bring your best to our meeting this afternoon, yeah?
08:02Absolutely.
08:02I've been thinking about it all night, Elaine.
08:04Thinking, thinking, thinking, all my brain.
08:07Ready to go.
08:09Good.
08:09I'm expecting great things.
08:11Sure.
08:12Yeah.
08:14Hi.
08:16Last touch with the posters.
08:19All right, then.
08:20Go to the service for fresh fruit and bread.
08:22Banner bowl.
08:22Come on, get all your berries, your bananas and your broccoli
08:25from the freshest store out here.
08:27Come on, you beautiful people.
08:28Final appeals, best bananas.
08:30Any mental illness in your family history?
08:34I don't know.
08:39And do you know which feelings drive you to self-harm?
08:48Ravi, do you have thoughts of ending your life?
08:56No.
09:02Okay.
09:04Thank you for sharing.
09:06I'm going to refer you to the mental health team.
09:10At the minute, the waiting list is around eight weeks.
09:13Eight weeks?
09:15But there are other things you can do when you feel overwhelmed.
09:21Meditation, exercise.
09:22Are you joking?
09:23Look at the state of him.
09:25If you need it, the Walford crisis team can help in the MEDSA.
09:29I can give you some pamphlets.
09:31Oh, eight weeks wait for those and all.
09:32Right.
09:33Look, I'm not joking.
09:33I bend over backwards to get you an appointment,
09:35and she suggests doing labour breaths and cardio.
09:38It can help for some.
09:40I think you'd benefit from something for the anxiety
09:43and the lack of sleep you mentioned.
09:48I'll have that prescription sent over to the pharmacy on Turpin Road.
09:52Erm, could you actually send it to the one on the high street, please?
09:57I've got a few things I need to pick up.
10:05You seem like you have a strong support system around you.
10:27Your sister's been on my case.
10:32Have you spoken to anyone yet?
10:34About Ravi.
10:36Not you at all, Phil.
10:38Ravi chose to be a grass.
10:40He deserves everything he gets.
10:43When you think this won't be the only thing that you think about one day.
10:47When you're a liar blaming your old man,
10:49blaming anyone for the mess you made of everything.
10:54Tougher blokes and you and tougher bokes.
10:56And Ravi have been broken by this life.
10:58And this...
11:00This ain't you.
11:02Now you put that bullet in Ravi now.
11:06It's only an hour of time before someone does that thing.
11:09Or...
11:09Or you do it to yourself.
11:12Now you want my help getting out of this.
11:16You say something now.
11:18Cos I won't be offering again.
11:23Yeah.
11:26Alright.
11:29I'll make some calls.
11:34It's not me, innit.
11:35Runs like a dream.
11:39No luck, Laurie.
11:40Yeah, there's a couple.
11:41They're going to come back later.
11:42They're just going to think on it for a bit.
11:44Don't be stupid.
11:45It's the oldest one in the book, that is.
11:47Obviously I ain't interested.
11:50Maybe it's your face that scared them off.
11:52What's that supposed to mean?
11:53Well, it wouldn't kill you, would it?
11:54Crack a smile.
11:56Look like Eeyore.
11:58And you're the face of eternal happiness, are you?
12:00Listen, Lauren, right?
12:01I've had plenty of satisfied customers
12:02coming out of that office over the years.
12:05Shift it, yeah?
12:06Today.
12:07It's costing me money.
12:08Rust in there.
12:09Yep, it'll be gone.
12:12That doctor weren't bad in the end.
12:13After all that come-by-ass stuff.
12:17I'm sorry for waiting in earlier.
12:21Um...
12:21I'm gonna lie down.
12:24Okay?
12:24Okay.
12:27Hey, how you been?
12:35Doctors.
12:37Is he all right?
12:38He just wants everything to get back to normal.
12:41Yeah.
12:46Shhh.
12:47No, come here.
12:50All right, I'll see you in a bit, yeah?
12:52Yeah.
12:56Are you okay, Mum?
12:59Yeah.
13:00Yeah, I'm okay.
13:14Hey, Dad.
13:17Hey, Dad.
13:23Dad?
13:28Dad?
13:29Dad, he was working with us.
13:30What?
13:41Dad?
13:42Dad?
13:43Hey, Dad.
13:52Daddy?
13:57Dad?
13:58Dad?
13:59Dad?
14:08Well, you got yourself in all right, miss, didn't you?
14:12What do you speak to her? Is it sorted?
14:22Phil, is it sorted?
14:28You're not as different from the old man as you like to think you are, you know, getting yourself in
14:32trouble and putting other people in the firing line.
14:36I spoke with you, Katha, and it's sort of like it's over.
14:41I mean, you've been around as long as I have, you get to know where the bodies are buried and
14:44we can call in a few favours.
14:47Cheers, Phil.
14:49You can start taking this place seriously and all. You can manage it until Cheryl gets back.
14:54Yeah, any of it.
14:55Well, I'll cover for you this afternoon. You need to concentrate on raising some cash. You're going to need it.
15:01A few words from me only goes so far. He wants 100 grand.
15:11Yeah, she's a beauty.
15:19You're OK?
15:20Yeah.
15:22Uh, Phil hasn't meant to see Nigel this week.
15:27Hmm.
15:29Give him time.
15:30He's Nigel's best friend. He'll be there.
15:35Oh, customers?
15:37Don't worry, you're fine with them. They ain't gonna buy nothing.
15:39They do, mate, all right?
15:41All right, ladies?
15:42Well, you know, Nigel, I'll be chewing your ear off about this.
15:45Oh.
15:46How is he?
15:47Uh, yeah.
15:48It's good.
15:49Thanks.
15:49I went to see him earlier at the home.
15:53Everyone's visiting him and putting their weight.
15:55Well, most people.
15:58I'll tell you what, next time we get a classic car in, I'll take you both for a spin.
16:01I'll do the driving this time now.
16:03All right, I think we could squeeze in a little sparkling water.
16:08Or something stronger.
16:10Don't you want to make your way home?
16:12Are there enough of me already to tell you?
16:14No, no, no, no, no, Patrick's been playing dominoes with Hoey for days.
16:17He won't miss me for hours.
16:18Come.
16:24All right.
16:26Are you interested?
16:28Couldn't comment.
16:30You're a kept woman, aren't you?
16:32And nobody keeps me, thank you.
16:34It's Pete, you boy, you know that.
16:37You raid the piggy bank to buy this place or what?
16:41Uh, worse.
16:43Made a deal with the devil.
16:47It's a nice car, then.
16:48Yeah.
16:50What's horsepower on it?
16:51110.
16:52It's a bit low by today's standards, but it's not bad for a classic car.
16:57And also, you won't even notice, will you, when you've got the top down, the sun shining.
17:02There ain't nothing I don't know about this car.
17:05And if you buy it off me, then we'll get my dad off our backside.
17:11It's a nice motor.
17:13Let's see if a bike is as good as a bike, eh?
17:16Got time for me to take for a test drive?
17:18Yeah, definitely.
17:19Let me get my stuff.
17:20You ain't gonna come.
17:21I'm only going round the block.
17:23Scout's honour.
17:24Come on.
17:25It's the first thing you learned.
17:26You don't let go of the keys.
17:27All right.
17:28Well, um, in that case, give me 30 minutes.
17:31I grab my licence and come back.
17:33Of course.
17:35Oh, it's easy work, Dad.
17:40What do you have for?
17:41Phil, have you spoken to him yet?
17:43Phil, call me.
17:45Vic.
17:47I'm getting out.
17:48I don't know what you said to Phil, but he sorted it.
17:52No-one's coming for you.
17:57Phil called in a favour.
17:59I just need some money to pay off the boss.
18:02How much?
18:03Oh, only a couple grand.
18:05Oh, look, if I had anything that weren't tied up in the wedding...
18:07I'm not asking, okay?
18:09I'm gonna sort this myself.
18:10And after all this, I'm gonna go straight.
18:13You know, just start helping running the gym more and now.
18:18What about Ravi?
18:20He is the luckiest man alive.
18:30Ian's all about global reach.
18:33He came up with that.
18:35Global.
18:35Doesn't he get bored naming things after himself?
18:38I mean, beel this, beel that.
18:39You know what I call him?
18:41A beelend.
18:44He should be buried.
18:47Politically.
18:49Not literally, obviously.
18:50I just want to know who he's meeting with and what's his next move.
18:54I need a scoop, darling.
18:56Yes.
18:57Ah.
18:59Doors on a latch, but then again brothels are always except walk-ins, don't they?
19:03Do you know what?
19:04This really is too good to be true.
19:05I wish I had a journalist with me.
19:06I mean, past it to pensioner preys on vulnerable staffer from opposition.
19:10Oh, that's a bit of a mouthful of a headline, isn't it?
19:13I think you need an editor.
19:14Oh, well, tacky posters, playing my staff with alcohol.
19:19I mean, I'm not ashamed of my past and you spelt counsellor wrong.
19:22Oh.
19:23Who said I wrote it?
19:26Oh, you double-dipper.
19:29That's biophobic.
19:30And I wasn't even going to tell her anything about your campaign.
19:32Then why am I wasting my best vodka and a salary?
19:35Oh, you're paying him.
19:37Oh, more for all you.
19:38I mean, I was just doing it as a favour for Lauren.
19:40You're sacked.
19:40Yeah.
19:41Technically, can you be sacked from a voluntary position?
19:43Er, yeah.
19:44I'm no-one's meal ticket, darling.
19:47You're fired.
19:48I can do this on my own.
19:50Oh, really?
19:51Good luck.
19:54Oscar, darling.
19:56Get out.
20:02Smoother than I thought.
20:04You call that a smooth drive?
20:06Leave off.
20:07We don't drive manual in America.
20:11It's a nice motor, though, isn't it?
20:14Mm-hmm.
20:15That's what the blokes said earlier as well.
20:17We did sink in.
20:20Look, I could knock off 3%, maybe even 5% at a push.
20:23I can't afford this car, Lauren.
20:25I'm completely skint.
20:28Right.
20:30So driving badly round the back ends of Wolford is how you get your kicks, is it?
20:34On a mini, yeah.
20:38Look, I'm sorry, okay?
20:41I just know what it's like to have family on your back.
20:45So I'm missing dinner for a deep and meaningful.
20:50Could buy you a sandwich.
20:52I can afford that, if it's on offer.
20:56Go on, then.
20:58Give you a chance to check the crack on the back bumper.
21:01What crack?
21:02There ain't no crack.
21:03Reckon that'll take off more than that 5% you're offering.
21:12Don't go on.
21:13Oh!
21:21Oh!
21:21Off me!
21:22Get the keys you sent me!
21:24Help me!
21:25Come on!
21:26Oh!
21:27Oh!
21:32Oh!
21:34Oh!
21:36Oh!
21:36Oh!
21:48You're all right, you're okay, you're okay, I'm here, I'm here, it's okay.
22:10There's a wine in the afternoon and I'm cream-crackered.
22:15Lexi, are you all right?
22:16Yeah, yeah, she's gone with Cam to see his bride now, his wife.
22:20Oh, well, it might, er, free up a bit of time for you, eh?
22:26What do you mean?
22:27Everything that's been going on, er, Nigel's taken a bit of a backseat, hasn't he?
22:35Well, we could go together over the weekend.
22:37Listen, you stop going all about me going to see Nigel, yeah?
22:46Yeah, hmm, you know, it's not my favourite place, either.
22:53But it's really important that he keeps to a routine, you know, he sees his best mate again.
23:03He...
23:05You can't keep avoiding him.
23:11He needs you, Phil.
23:26Lauren, stay still.
23:27It looks worse than it feels.
23:29Stop fussing.
23:30Give me that.
23:30Come on, Lauren.
23:32What happened?
23:34Just some thug lifted the car.
23:37Where were you?
23:38Lauren hadn't eaten, so I went to get her a sandwich.
23:40You called the police?
23:42Yes.
23:42Yes, they're on their way.
23:44I'm fine, by the way.
23:45Thank you for asking.
23:45Two days.
23:45Two days have been in business.
23:47Right here, the car nicked.
23:49Well, at least they can't do much without the paperwork.
23:51Yeah, I...
23:53I took them with me.
23:54Lauren?
23:55I thought it was a done deal.
23:56And you might just be grateful that she's all right?
23:58Yeah, of course I am.
23:58It says it's a 20 grand motor.
24:01You know, we're not always in here having nagey-bargy.
24:04Sometimes we do it in the pub.
24:05You should join us sometime.
24:07What scar?
24:08Well, you got what you wanted, Dad.
24:11The car's gone by the end of the day, so there you go.
24:13You win.
24:13It was a nice car, alright?
24:15It's bound to get attention.
24:17You just got unlucky, Lauren.
24:18That's all.
24:19Hopefully I'll have more luck on my next test drive.
24:23I'm glad you're okay, Lauren.
24:25Mate, thank you.
24:26Thanks very much.
24:26Yeah, no worries.
24:27Thanks for stepping in.
24:29I'll get her back in one piece.
24:31It's for the cab.
24:32Cheers.
24:33See you later.
24:34See you later.
24:38Lauren, I just want the insurance out of you.
24:44Ravi!
24:47Ravi!
24:48Ravi!
24:59Where have you been?
25:00I've been calling you.
25:02I went to the gym looking for you.
25:03You've been gone forever.
25:05I fancied a walk.
25:10Where are the kids?
25:12Look how we mates.
25:14I thought...
25:16I was worried.
25:18Yeah, I just wanted to...
25:20clear my head for a bit, you know?
25:24Priya, I don't want you to worry.
25:26Each time I'm on my own, you...
25:28Yeah, I know everyone.
25:31Look, are you sure you can wait eight weeks for this referral?
25:34We can try and find the money to go private.
25:37No.
25:37No, no, no.
25:39Hey, let me try with the meds, yeah?
25:43Look.
25:44It really means a lot.
25:46You know?
25:47You're trying.
25:50I'll run you a bath, yeah?
25:56I love you.
25:58I love you.
26:02I love you.
26:29What, mate?
26:31I sorted them over, yeah?
26:33Where the hell were you playing at?
26:36You weren't supposed to touch her.
26:37She got Larry.
26:39She's a live wire.
26:40When can you shift this motor, anyway?
26:42Tomorrow.
26:42My man on the other side moves quick.
26:45I'll take my cutting cash when it's there.
26:47You better hope she don't remember what you look like,
26:48or you ain't getting a cup.
26:51Get out of my face now.
26:58All right, relax.
27:00As long as here's going.
27:01All right.
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