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00:00:00I'm Sophie Holland.
00:00:02I'm stuck in an unending hell fantasizing about a man I can never have.
00:00:07The CEO of Delancey Corp.
00:00:09And my dad's best friend.
00:00:11I'm a summer intern assistant for my junior year of college,
00:00:14but I can never tell him that I want him to shove my face down on his desk
00:00:18and fuck me until my mind explodes into a thousand pieces.
00:00:25Everybody else in, except for Sophie.
00:00:28Yeah, something to talk about.
00:00:29Cool.
00:00:30He always treats Sophie differently.
00:00:44Mr. Delancey, what did we need to discuss?
00:00:46There's no one here. You can call me Uncle Jesse.
00:00:49There's no way I'm calling you that.
00:00:52Listen kid, it's your last day.
00:00:54Your dad wanted me to make sure that you actually learned something here,
00:00:56so you showed up.
00:00:59God, he's so hot.
00:01:00Is that a new cologne he's wearing?
00:01:02He smells so good.
00:01:04This is a very important meeting, so I need you to lock in.
00:01:07And as soon as you're done, go right back to campus.
00:01:09Yep. There's a 20 year age gap between us.
00:01:12He still treats me like a kid.
00:01:14But this kiddo is now a grown ass woman.
00:01:18Hey.
00:01:20You keep staring at me and blanking off.
00:01:22You've been doing that since you were a teenager.
00:01:26Hey, you really need to quit smoking.
00:01:29Also, don't call me a kiddo. I'm 21.
00:01:32You'll always be a kid to me.
00:01:35I stopped smoking.
00:01:37It's my bad habit, not yours.
00:01:41Isn't it silly that I've held on to my virginity all this time,
00:01:45just hoping I'd lose it to Jesse?
00:01:48I like this quarter's projections, but they can be better.
00:01:51So we need to step it up.
00:01:53Anybody have any ideas of other locations?
00:01:55Hey, bestie.
00:01:56How's it going with that smoking hot DILF?
00:01:58Tell me you've already hit that.
00:02:00As if it's that easy.
00:02:01But he's right here with me now.
00:02:03I'm floating.
00:02:13OMG, that is so you two.
00:02:16I'm literally screaming.
00:02:20Hey.
00:02:22Come here.
00:02:23Yes, sir.
00:02:27Everybody else's meeting is over.
00:02:33Close the door.
00:02:34Close the door.
00:02:42Sorry that you walked around teasing me off that.
00:02:45That ain't gonna get me enough for.
00:02:51Take your shirt off.
00:02:53I don't think-
00:02:54Don't think.
00:02:55Do what you told.
00:03:09Don't make a sound.
00:03:10Your co-workers are right outside that door.
00:03:13You want them to hear you, Mom?
00:03:23Oh my god.
00:03:25I guess we're gonna have to gag you.
00:03:29Don't tell me that you love me
00:03:31Love me, love me
00:03:33Don't tell me that you love me
00:03:36Don't tell me that you love like that
00:03:38Don't tell me that you love me
00:03:41Love like that you love like that
00:03:43Don't tell me that you love me
00:03:45What the hell is she smiling about?
00:03:49I told her this meeting's important
00:03:50Daydreaming again
00:03:52Hey
00:03:54Come here
00:03:54Me?
00:03:56Yeah
00:03:57Project the demo for me
00:03:58Sophie, snap out of it
00:04:00This is work
00:04:01You need to focus
00:04:05Oh my god
00:04:07I think I'm in love with my dad's best friend
00:04:10I can't stop thinking about him
00:04:12I want his perfect mouth on mine
00:04:18Wait
00:04:19Your dad's best friend?
00:04:21Wouldn't that make him your dad's age?
00:04:25Sophie
00:04:26That's literally disgusting
00:04:29That's enough
00:04:31Sophie, you stay here
00:04:32Everybody else get out
00:04:32Meeting's over
00:04:33Boss, what she did was completely inappropriate
00:04:37We should put her in line
00:04:39Get out
00:04:40All of you, let's go
00:04:48Sophie, this is an important meeting
00:04:50I told you to be focused
00:04:51Aren't you even going to ask me what I'm talking about?
00:04:54My dad's best friend
00:04:55Who do you think that is?
00:05:00He's not even going to ask?
00:05:02Does he not care at all?
00:05:04Well, since you already saw it
00:05:05I might as well tell you how I feel
00:05:06No, Sophie
00:05:08Some things you can't take them back
00:05:09Once you say them
00:05:13Jessie, I'm in love with you
00:05:20No, Sophie
00:05:22You're like a daughter to me
00:05:23Don't say that
00:05:24It's not like that
00:05:25I love you how a woman loves a man
00:05:27I've been dreaming about
00:05:28Us getting married
00:05:29And having a white picket fence
00:05:31And a dog
00:05:31And children that run around
00:05:33In the backyard
00:05:33That kind of love
00:05:35Don't you understand?
00:05:36No
00:05:37No, you're just young
00:05:38And you're confused
00:05:39And you're going to outgrow these feelings
00:05:40How grow these feelings?
00:05:43I've had a crush on you for forever
00:05:44I can't get rid of these feelings, okay?
00:05:46They're not going anywhere
00:05:48Well, until they do
00:05:48We shouldn't see each other again
00:05:55You can't just give us one chance
00:05:57Just to try
00:05:58No
00:05:59You're my best friend's daughter
00:06:00I'm not going to do George like that
00:06:01If he finds out
00:06:02He will come to this office with a shotgun
00:06:04He will shoot me
00:06:06Jessie
00:06:07You literally sell guns for a living
00:06:09Surely you're not afraid
00:06:10Of a little shotgun
00:06:13Sophie, I'm serious
00:06:16Wait
00:06:17Does that mean
00:06:20You like me too?
00:06:21It's just because of my dad?
00:06:23No
00:06:24No, it's one of the small reasons
00:06:25It's the bigger reason
00:06:27Is that I'm not right for you
00:06:28I'm old
00:06:29I'm divorced
00:06:31You're young
00:06:32You haven't even had a boyfriend yet
00:06:34You need to be with somebody your own age
00:06:36You can't tell me what I want
00:06:37Okay?
00:06:38I know what I want
00:06:39And it's you
00:06:41Well, I don't want you
00:06:45I see
00:06:48I'll stop bothering you then
00:06:54Sophie
00:06:55As a man
00:06:56I'm deeply drawn to you
00:06:57But as your father's best friend
00:06:59I can never cross that line
00:07:00Damn it
00:07:02Damn it
00:07:08Percy didn't follow me
00:07:10Why would
00:07:13You mean it right?
00:07:15It's running pretty hard
00:07:16No thanks
00:07:22No! Stop!
00:07:28Listen, I'm meeting up with my boyfriend
00:07:30Okay, he's gonna know when I don't show up
00:07:32Please, he's a really powerful man
00:07:33You wouldn't want to piss him off
00:07:35We know a bluffer when we hear on Sweet Cheeks
00:07:38Nobody's coming for you
00:07:42Do you want money?
00:07:43I have money
00:07:44I have money
00:07:44I don't know
00:07:45We don't want money
00:07:47She's so fucking hot
00:07:49I get to go first
00:07:51What are you doing?
00:07:52Please
00:07:52Please let me go
00:07:53Let me go
00:07:56Shut up
00:07:57Sophie!
00:07:59Is that Jesse?
00:08:09Get your fucking hands off her
00:08:14Are you okay?
00:08:17Yo, Grandpa
00:08:26You really shouldn't mind your fucking business, old man
00:08:38Take another step
00:08:39We'll pull your fucking brains out
00:08:44Get on the ground
00:08:47Get on the fucking ground
00:08:50Don't kill us
00:08:51Please don't kill us
00:08:53We'll never happen again
00:08:54We swear
00:08:55I didn't know we have a side to him
00:08:579-1-1, what's your emergency?
00:08:59Hello, I have an attempted rape
00:09:01Two white males, mid-20s
00:09:03The corner at 46 and 30
00:09:06Listen, bro
00:09:07Just
00:09:10Now you guys are going to sit here and wait for the cops
00:09:12And if I see you come around here again
00:09:14I'm going to fucking kill you
00:09:18Dirt
00:09:37Sophie
00:09:39Stop staring at me
00:09:40I wasn't staring
00:09:42I just
00:09:44Wait, you're hurt
00:09:50It's nothing
00:09:53I'm going to get you some dry clothes
00:09:55He still came looking for me
00:09:56Does this mean he has feelings for me, too?
00:10:01Here, you can change into this
00:10:14What the hell are you doing?
00:10:15You told me to get changed
00:10:17In the bathroom
00:10:18I thought you saw me as a kid
00:10:20So what's wrong with me changing in front of you?
00:10:25See yourself
00:10:37Liar
00:10:47Okay, let me get this wound
00:10:48Hold up for you
00:10:51I sound fine
00:10:52You gotta go get some sleep
00:10:53You know what a spare bedroom is
00:10:56If you get some rest
00:10:57I'll drop you off of your house
00:10:58First in the morning
00:11:02If you don't have feelings for me
00:11:03Then why are you running away?
00:11:05I'm not running away, Sophie
00:11:07I'm tired
00:11:09I've had a long day, obviously
00:11:16And why is your heart beating so fast?
00:11:28Why are you hard?
00:11:33You have any idea what you're doing right now?
00:11:39Snap out of me, Jessie
00:11:40This is your friend's daughter
00:11:41Yeah, I know what I'm doing
00:11:44You're her, that means you want me
00:11:46Means I'm a healthy man
00:11:48You're standing here looking like a tease
00:11:49Any man would be
00:11:50But don't get it twisted
00:11:52This isn't love
00:11:54This isn't affection
00:11:56It's biology
00:11:57It's biology
00:12:04Fine
00:12:04If you want to be a scaredy cat
00:12:06And hide your feelings
00:12:08I'll force you out of your cave
00:12:12It's my dad's wedding today
00:12:13I haven't spoken to Jessie
00:12:15Since that night
00:12:15You may now kiss the bride
00:12:23Jessie should be here by now
00:12:27Where is he?
00:12:34There he is
00:12:35Be cool, Sophie
00:12:48Late to your best friend's wedding?
00:12:51I guess your relationship with my dad
00:12:52Isn't as close as I thought
00:12:57So, you gotta take it easy on the booze
00:13:00You're barely 21
00:13:14Why don't you go watch the ceremony from the front?
00:13:16To be honest
00:13:17I don't even think it really matters that I'm here
00:13:19Your father still wants you to wish him well
00:13:21Trust me
00:13:22I've wished him plenty
00:13:23Doesn't seem to help
00:13:24That's my fifth stepmom
00:13:27She's 30
00:13:28Who knows if he'll bring somebody younger around
00:13:31And make him call her mom
00:13:32Your father loves you
00:13:33You know that
00:13:35I know he does
00:13:36He's my dad
00:13:37But the real question is
00:13:40Do you?
00:13:47Sophie, you're drunk
00:13:50Oh, there you guys are
00:13:55Hey, daddy
00:13:58Welcome to the family
00:13:59Congratulations, brother
00:14:00Thank you
00:14:01Yeah
00:14:06She's drunk
00:14:08I'm gonna take her down the lake
00:14:09Maybe she sovers up a little bit
00:14:10Keep an eye on Sophie for me, would ya?
00:14:13I'm one of these bastards thinking
00:14:14That she's easy praying
00:14:15Because she's tipsy
00:14:17She's the only one I trust around here
00:14:29You need a suit to every girl
00:14:31You're not every girl
00:14:32I'm a best friend's daughter
00:14:35Can you please come up with something new?
00:14:42I'm tipsy, okay?
00:14:43Just let me rest
00:15:02Fine, I'll stop bothering you then
00:15:12Sophie, what are you doing?
00:15:14Sophie
00:15:18Sophie?
00:15:28Sophie?
00:15:29Sophie
00:15:30Wake up
00:15:30Hey
00:15:45Sophie
00:15:45So that was my first place
00:15:47So that was my first place
00:16:03So that was my first kiss
00:16:06Her first kiss?
00:16:08Which means
00:16:09Sophie's still a virgin
00:16:11That wasn't a kiss
00:16:12That was CPR
00:16:14What the fuck are you thinking?
00:16:16You scared the shit out of me
00:16:17It's not funny
00:16:19If you don't care about me
00:16:20Then why are you so worried?
00:16:25Next time I'm gonna let you drown
00:16:37This is crazy
00:16:39Mergers and acquisitions
00:16:41God
00:16:42Weapons
00:16:42Things like that
00:16:47Nothing can happen between you and Sophie
00:16:49You have to stop thinking about it
00:16:51All right, all right
00:16:53It is late
00:16:54It is my wedding night
00:16:57And we
00:17:01Going back to our tent
00:17:03You all have fun
00:17:05And we will see you tomorrow
00:17:07Come on baby
00:17:16Ow
00:17:17I'm pretty tired too
00:17:18So
00:17:20Tired of my tent
00:17:20I'll see you guys in the morning
00:17:47Where you are?
00:18:14Mr. Delancey, we're in your office
00:18:16Anyone can walk by
00:18:19So what?
00:18:20I'm the CEO
00:18:21Let them wash
00:18:23You know
00:18:24Ever since you joined this company
00:18:25It's taken my full willpower
00:18:27And I think I see you every day
00:18:28And you're with Sophie
00:18:30Then kiss me boss man
00:18:38I'm gonna fight to rap
00:18:40Against this window
00:18:41I know what kind of experience
00:18:43You had with these boys
00:18:44But are you about to have a lot of guys
00:18:46I'm from around there
00:18:48Yes
00:18:49Yes, why?
00:18:51Yes sir, please fuck me
00:18:55I'm so
00:19:03I heard you calling my name
00:19:13Are you touching yourself
00:19:14Thinking about me?
00:19:16What?
00:19:16No
00:19:18Why are you in my tent?
00:19:20Get out
00:19:20You're not gonna get out of this one, Jesse
00:19:22You can't call my name
00:19:24Let me see that
00:19:25And still pretend
00:19:26You don't have feelings for me
00:19:33What do you want me to say?
00:19:34You want to tell you
00:19:35Yes
00:19:35Yes
00:19:36I find you attractive
00:19:37I'm very attracted to you
00:19:38But
00:19:38Any man would be in their right mind
00:19:40You're beautiful
00:19:41You're
00:19:42Kind
00:19:42You're sexy
00:19:43You check every box
00:19:44Is that what you wanted to hear?
00:19:46That doesn't mean that we can be together
00:19:49Yes
00:19:49That's exactly what I wanted to hear
00:19:51Do you know how happy I am right now?
00:20:17Where's your bro?
00:20:18I didn't wear one
00:20:19Or babies
00:20:24Fuck you
00:20:33Jesse, I want you
00:20:35Want me to what?
00:20:37I want you to make love to me
00:20:39Keep talking
00:20:41I want you inside of me now
00:20:43I'm finally gonna lose my virginity to Jesse
00:20:45This is what I've been waiting for
00:20:51So that was my first case
00:20:54Sophie's still a virgin
00:20:56You're a virgin
00:20:58Yeah
00:20:58So it's not a big deal
00:20:59Fuck me
00:21:01What the hell am I doing?
00:21:03Stop
00:21:06Wait, stop
00:21:06We can't do this
00:21:07What?
00:21:08Why?
00:21:09I can't be the one that takes your virginity
00:21:11You have to deal with somebody that you love
00:21:13With someone your own age
00:21:14Not
00:21:14A man like me
00:21:16You are the man I love
00:21:17Why do you think I'm still a virgin?
00:21:18I've been waiting for you
00:21:21I'm sorry
00:21:22We can't do this
00:21:22This
00:21:23This should have never happened
00:21:34He's such a jerk
00:21:35I was practically naked in front of him
00:21:37And he chickened out
00:21:38Because I'm a virgin
00:21:39What if he just
00:21:40Can't?
00:21:41You know
00:21:41Like
00:21:42Erectile dysfunction?
00:21:44No
00:21:44I felt it
00:21:45It was hard as a rock
00:21:45Oh
00:21:46Then what the hell is he resisting for?
00:22:04Well
00:22:05Fastest way to conquer a man
00:22:06Exploit the three sins
00:22:07That they always fall for
00:22:09Step one
00:22:11Last
00:22:12Sex is their basic instinct
00:22:14And no guy can resist a smart seduction
00:22:18Especially from a beauty like you
00:22:24But I've tried
00:22:25Like so many times
00:22:26The lake
00:22:27The tent
00:22:27Seduction doesn't seem to work
00:22:29So then step two
00:22:31Greed
00:22:31If he's not craving you now
00:22:33We will make sure that he does
00:22:35We'll play that game
00:22:36Push
00:22:36Pull
00:22:37Repeat
00:22:38Okay
00:22:39Wait
00:22:39Wait
00:22:39Wait
00:22:39Wait
00:22:42Then step three
00:22:44Envy
00:22:45It's bringing some competition
00:22:47Right
00:22:47Like
00:22:47Someone
00:22:48Who looks
00:22:49Nothing
00:22:50Like him
00:22:51Will make him
00:22:52Feel like
00:22:53Threatened
00:22:54And jealous
00:22:54And like I said
00:22:55All we have to do
00:22:56Is make him
00:22:57Think
00:22:58That you're not a virgin anymore
00:23:02You're a big liesaber Kelly
00:23:04I owe you huge
00:23:05If this works
00:23:06Oh trust me
00:23:06It will work
00:23:12But how do I do stuff too
00:23:14I mean
00:23:15How do I make him feel like
00:23:16He can't have me
00:23:17But still care about me
00:23:19Gotta quit your bad habits
00:23:20Alright
00:23:21No
00:23:21No
00:23:21No
00:23:21Texting
00:23:22Stop calling
00:23:22Two weeks
00:23:23Total silence
00:23:25Two weeks
00:23:25He'll completely forget about me
00:23:27Trust me
00:23:28In two weeks
00:23:29We will go somewhere
00:23:31Where he'll hate
00:23:32Running into you
00:23:34Then
00:23:35He won't be able to help you
00:23:36Help himself
00:23:39Somewhere he'll hate running into me
00:23:52Come on go do what I told you
00:23:54He's literally looking over here
00:23:57Right now
00:23:58Mark totally has the hots for you
00:24:00Are you sure?
00:24:01I don't even know that guy
00:24:02Listen
00:24:03We went to college together
00:24:04So I can tell you
00:24:05That he is like
00:24:06Super reliable
00:24:08And he's hot
00:24:09And he's rich
00:24:10I mean he will definitely
00:24:12Make Jesse jealous
00:24:13And he has been eyeing you
00:24:15All night
00:24:16Do you even want
00:24:17Your hot daddy
00:24:18Or not?
00:24:22I'm feeling good
00:24:24I'm feeling fine
00:24:25Ready to shine
00:24:27Ready to shine
00:24:42She used to text me all the time
00:24:43She used to text me in two weeks
00:24:50She used to text me all the time
00:24:54She used to text me in two weeks
00:25:09Stop
00:25:25Sophie, you look drunk. Where are you? It's dangerous to be out drunk.
00:25:29Fish is taking the bait.
00:25:35Why isn't he here yet?
00:25:38You just texted him the address like 10 minutes ago. Give it a second.
00:25:47What if he doesn't come? Hey, be patient, all right? Just 10 more minutes.
00:25:55Let's dance over there.
00:25:59He's not coming. Everything is over.
00:26:08Told you we mailed.
00:26:17Who the hell are you? I didn't invite an old man to my party.
00:26:21Oh, well, this is Sophie's uncle.
00:26:26Uncle.
00:26:27Uh, um, it's nice to meet you, sir. I'm Sophie's friend.
00:26:34Why'd you come?
00:26:37Were you worried about me?
00:26:40Or maybe just a little jealous?
00:26:45Jealous?
00:26:46You sent me that text message alluring me here. Don't play smart.
00:26:48You're the one that wants me to lose my virginity to guys my own age.
00:26:59It's your choice.
00:27:00Then why are you here messing up my chance of mine meant to be?
00:27:05The truth is, is that...
00:27:08Sophie hates her uncle.
00:27:09And he's like a total control freak.
00:27:12And he is super strict.
00:27:14She's fucking 21. She can do whatever she wants.
00:27:16Yeah, exactly. Right?
00:27:18Go over there and pull her aside.
00:27:19Please. And really, I think you guys should make such a cute couple.
00:27:24I really do think you should be worried, Chad.
00:27:36Fine.
00:27:37Then that's what I'll do.
00:27:40Then that's what I'll do.
00:27:43Do what exactly?
00:27:44Lose my virginity to Mark.
00:27:46That kid's a walking STD. He's not right for you.
00:27:49Sophie.
00:27:51I haven't seen you since college.
00:27:53I think we should totally catch up and burn it.
00:27:58Hey, uncle.
00:28:01Sophie's 21.
00:28:04I think you can chillax, fright, or have fun.
00:28:07I'm sure she gets all safe.
00:28:09Hmm?
00:28:11Come with me.
00:28:13Jessie?
00:28:14Last chance. Do I go?
00:28:18You can do whatever you are.
00:28:20Or someone come here tonight.
00:28:23Great.
00:28:28I'll see you later, then.
00:28:47Hey, don't knock the door.
00:28:49Okay, okay.
00:28:50Just phone some privacy.
00:28:51You want a drink?
00:28:52No.
00:28:53I'm fine.
00:28:59A guy and a girl.
00:29:02Alone.
00:29:03In a room.
00:29:06I think we all know what happens next.
00:29:08I respect her decision.
00:29:10Jesus.
00:29:11Will you just man up?
00:29:12You're here, right?
00:29:13You obviously care about her.
00:29:16I mean, are you really going to let her go do something that she's going to regret?
00:29:21It's more complicated than you think.
00:29:25Can I give you a kiss?
00:29:27Um, I'm not ready.
00:29:28We barely know each other.
00:29:30Come on.
00:29:31It's just a little kiss.
00:29:32I won't do anything else.
00:29:33I'm sorry.
00:29:33I don't think I can do this.
00:29:35And why did you go into my room?
00:29:36Are you just letting me out for fun?
00:29:38You're right.
00:29:39I shouldn't have done that.
00:29:40I'll get out of your hair.
00:29:42You can't even change your mind about things like this, okay?
00:29:45No, get off of me.
00:29:54She said no, motherfucker.
00:29:59Come on.
00:29:59You're coming home with me.
00:30:00Now.
00:30:09Oh, fuck.
00:30:10Why does he look so mad?
00:30:12Are you mad at me or something?
00:30:15Why would I be mad at you?
00:30:16Well, you look mad.
00:30:18And for what?
00:30:19You're the one that told me to go be with guys my own age, so I did, and now you're
00:30:23upset?
00:30:25I'm upset because you almost got yourself hurt.
00:30:28What were you going to do if I didn't show back up?
00:30:30Was your friend going to help you?
00:30:32What are you going to do?
00:30:33Are you going to sleep with some random guy to spite me?
00:30:35What the fuck's going on in the head of yours?
00:30:37Okay, fine.
00:30:38I shouldn't have done that.
00:30:39But what else am I supposed to do?
00:30:41Nothing I do seems to work on you.
00:30:43I have humiliated myself over and over again just in hopes that you would see me as a grown-ass
00:30:49woman.
00:30:50But every time you give me hope and then you just crush it, it's not fair.
00:30:55You have feelings for me, too.
00:30:56You're just too scared to admit it.
00:31:01Okay, fine.
00:31:02You know what?
00:31:02I'll leave, and I'll never bother you again.
00:31:30Why is my dad calling you?
00:31:35George, what's up?
00:31:37Sophie's semester starts soon, and she has to transfer to another apartment.
00:31:41But we're going to be ready for another week and have an eye on our honeymoon.
00:31:45The thought of her shacking up with strangers just really bothers me.
00:31:49Now, you're the only person I trust with her safety.
00:31:52Do you want to have to stay with you for a week?
00:31:55Just until the lease starts?
00:31:59Yeah.
00:32:01What did you say?
00:32:06We've got to pack your stuff up.
00:32:07Pack? Pack for what?
00:32:09Your dad wants you to move in with me.
00:32:23I can't believe that the lease of my apartment is all ready.
00:32:28Well, you can stay here until the new lease starts.
00:32:30Then you've got to go.
00:32:31Packed to being a cold, hard-ass.
00:32:33So, are we going to talk about the kiss or not?
00:32:37Because you did kiss me.
00:32:38Or are you going to pretend like that didn't happen either?
00:32:43That was my fault.
00:32:43I shouldn't have done that.
00:32:45I don't want you to feel bad.
00:32:47I wanted you to kiss me.
00:32:52That's the problem, Sophie.
00:32:55Because I'm going to kiss you, too.
00:33:08Your father trusts me.
00:33:10I can't betray his trust.
00:33:12My dad probably doesn't even care.
00:33:13You're just assuming that he does.
00:33:14I know him.
00:33:16I know men.
00:33:17If he found out about us, whatever this is,
00:33:21he will get a gun and he will shoot me dead.
00:33:24So what?
00:33:26You're just going to give up on us, then?
00:33:37Just give me time.
00:33:39Meaning?
00:33:40After you graduate, if you still love me, then I'll...
00:33:43So, you're saying that once I graduate, I have a chance?
00:33:48Yes.
00:33:51Despite my best efforts, I can't get you out of my mind.
00:33:53And leaving you is the hardest thing I've ever done.
00:33:57Just picturing another man with his arms around you drives me crazy.
00:34:00So, I'm not going to run away from this.
00:34:03But I want to do it on my terms.
00:34:05Okay.
00:34:06What are your terms?
00:34:09Rule number one.
00:34:13Rule number one.
00:34:13No sex.
00:34:14Okay.
00:34:16No sex, but I can still touch, right?
00:34:19Rule number two.
00:34:21No flirting.
00:34:23No tempting me.
00:34:24It's hard enough as it is.
00:34:26I can't promise anything.
00:34:28Rule number three.
00:34:29You're here for a week.
00:34:30When school starts, you check into your dorm.
00:34:34It's just nothing like what I expected.
00:34:36I don't graduate for another year.
00:34:39That's so far away.
00:34:44My house.
00:34:46My rules.
00:34:50Come on.
00:34:51I'll show you your room.
00:34:53I'll show you your room.
00:35:03So, this is you.
00:35:05I'm right next door if you need anything.
00:35:16Seems like there's things I don't know about you.
00:35:18I've told you I'm not some good girl.
00:35:20But if you want a good girl, I can play the part.
00:35:29Not very good girl actions here, huh?
00:35:33Jessie.
00:35:34I am.
00:35:36Rule number two.
00:35:38No flirting.
00:35:45I'm going to confiscate this.
00:36:01He's taking a shower.
00:36:06Same roof tonight.
00:36:07Same bed soon.
00:36:24Jessie.
00:36:25Jessie.
00:36:26So hot.
00:36:31Nope.
00:36:32This is killing me.
00:36:33I'm getting that vibrator back.
00:36:39Jessie.
00:36:40Jessie.
00:36:41Jessie.
00:36:43Jessie.
00:36:50Where did he hide?
00:37:02What the?
00:37:07Milfs.
00:37:08That's what he's on to them?
00:37:11So he likes older one of them.
00:37:14I can't fight a battle blindfolded.
00:37:16I need to know exactly what type of girl Jessie likes if I want to win him over.
00:37:22No secret it is.
00:37:23I need to know exactly what type of girlie looks like.
00:37:41Holy shit.
00:37:42So rough.
00:37:50Looks like you found out the secret.
00:37:55What are you doing in the room?
00:37:57Um, I just came to get my things.
00:38:04You don't follow directions too well.
00:38:11How should I punish you?
00:38:13Pardon?
00:38:24How?
00:38:29She has no idea how fucking tempting she looks right now.
00:38:35Why'd you sneak into my room? Just watch porn?
00:38:39I just wanted to know what you like.
00:38:42Did you figure it out?
00:38:46Yeah, I caught most.
00:38:48No.
00:38:50Keep guessing.
00:38:52I feel something hard against my like.
00:38:55Got you for that, right?
00:39:00I feel something hard against my like.
00:39:03Got you for that, right?
00:39:05But Jesse?
00:39:07Mm-mm.
00:39:08The rule is no flirting.
00:39:16That girl will be the death of me.
00:39:30What is he doing?
00:39:55You hungry?
00:39:57Just practice inside.
00:39:59If you have one more cell, I'll join you.
00:40:00That's cheating.
00:40:03That's cheating.
00:40:03I'll join you.
00:40:05Let me help.
00:40:19God damn it.
00:40:21Almost at him.
00:40:22God damn it.
00:40:24Almost at him.
00:40:31At the party, you wanted to kiss me, didn't you?
00:40:34I'm not.
00:40:41I'm not.
00:40:43I'm not.
00:40:44I'm not.
00:40:45No.
00:40:45I'm not.
00:40:49Running away?
00:40:51You can't pretend anymore.
00:40:55I'll handle the rest.
00:41:07You gonna eat?
00:41:08Nope.
00:41:09I'm all sweaty for my workout, so I'm gonna shower.
00:41:13We'll work out.
00:41:31Okay, I'm trying to wash.
00:41:33Is that my shirt?
00:41:38So am I distracting you?
00:41:46You're breaking rules.
00:41:48No flirting.
00:41:50But I skipped that.
00:41:52And so?
00:41:54I'm hungry.
00:42:07No underwear?
00:42:08Uh-uh.
00:42:11I ain't cheating, princess.
00:42:13So what now?
00:42:14You doing punishment last time?
00:42:15Is that what you are?
00:42:16You don't want any clutter?
00:42:23Punish me harder, please.
00:42:32You really do deserve to be punished.
00:42:35Yeah, so punish me now.
00:42:48I needed this for so long.
00:42:54I didn't know you were in such kinky stuff.
00:43:05I'm going to leave you tied up here until you promise to stop breaking the rules.
00:43:11I'm going to leave you tied up here until you promise to stop breaking the rules.
00:43:26I'm going to leave you tied up here until you promise to stop breaking the rules.
00:43:26You stay here, think about what you've done.
00:43:30I don't know.
00:43:36I'm going to leave you tied up here until you promise to stop breaking the rules.
00:43:39I'm back.
00:43:44Still don't tell those tricks, huh?
00:43:48Hi.
00:43:49I'm Jesse's wife.
00:43:56I'm Jesse's wife.
00:43:59Ex-wife, Karen.
00:44:00We're divorced.
00:44:01Hmm.
00:44:02Why are you here?
00:44:03I came for what's mine.
00:44:04There's nothing in this house that's yours.
00:44:05Hmm.
00:44:10And not leaving without it.
00:44:14Hmm.
00:44:19Hmm.
00:44:20Hmm.
00:44:22I miss you.
00:44:23You know, the club really hasn't been the same since...
00:44:25Oh, my God.
00:44:26His ex-wife is here.
00:44:28I should at least be polite, right?
00:44:31No.
00:44:32I...
00:44:34Um, do you want some coffee?
00:44:39Don't bother, kiddo.
00:44:40I know this place better than you.
00:44:43And I know Jesse better than you.
00:44:45He'll bore you soon enough.
00:44:48Get what you came for and get out.
00:44:51Leave her out of this.
00:44:52Jesse.
00:44:54Still angry?
00:44:56Mm-hmm.
00:44:57I came for the engagement ring.
00:44:59Mm-hmm.
00:45:00An engagement ring, of course.
00:45:03They were married, after all.
00:45:05I decided to keep it, after all.
00:45:12It's in my dressing room.
00:45:20This was my dressing room.
00:45:23Stay out of it.
00:45:25I can handle my own shit.
00:45:28Sorry.
00:45:29This is my room now.
00:45:32Oh, sweetie.
00:45:34So, uh, you two still don't share bed?
00:45:37So what?
00:45:38I'm his girlfriend now.
00:45:40Just a dumb blonde with a fake boob job.
00:45:43Uh-huh.
00:45:44And right here.
00:45:48Sorry.
00:45:49No rings in there.
00:45:51Just my decavaz that God gave me for free.
00:45:54Looks like he might have given me yours, too.
00:45:59You little bitch.
00:46:04That's enough.
00:46:05That's your last warning.
00:46:06You need to leave.
00:46:07I'm gonna call the cops.
00:46:08Jesse!
00:46:10I know you still love me.
00:46:12Trust me.
00:46:14That was done as soon as you showed your true colors.
00:46:16Now I just regret meeting you.
00:46:18You shouldn't take her side over mine, Jesse.
00:46:21You know what I'm capable of when I'm angry.
00:46:34So, you were married to that?
00:46:36It's a choice I regret deeply.
00:46:38Right, but you proposed, after all.
00:46:40If you run into Karen, you can't provoke her.
00:46:43She's dangerous.
00:46:44So, why did you marry her?
00:46:47I'm gonna get you in a room with the Ritz-Carlton.
00:46:49I'll help you move in when your lease starts.
00:46:52What?
00:46:53You're kicking me out for her?
00:46:55It's not safe for you here.
00:46:56Not safe or not convenient now that she's not here?
00:46:59Are you still in love with her or something?
00:47:01No, Sophie.
00:47:02I don't love her.
00:47:10I love you.
00:47:15Karen's the daughter of a major crime boss.
00:47:24Okay, don't be mad.
00:47:26How was I supposed to know that your ex-wife was some mafia heiress?
00:47:31You scared now?
00:47:33Good.
00:47:34Maybe you'll finally leave.
00:47:39Nope.
00:47:41I fought so hard to get in this house.
00:47:42I'm not just gonna leave.
00:47:45Wow, you really do have a thing for hot moms.
00:47:55Get your mother out of the gutter.
00:47:57So, why did you guys break up?
00:47:59And don't tell me it's just because she's some crime lord's daughter.
00:48:02She lied to me.
00:48:04About everything.
00:48:06And she cheated on me.
00:48:08When I finally saw who she truly was, I was appalled by the fact that I married her.
00:48:14Oh, shit.
00:48:15Sorry.
00:48:17Sometimes you don't know who a person is, even when you're married to them.
00:48:23I'm gonna take a nap.
00:48:34I'm staying.
00:48:36But, I'll behave.
00:48:38Okay?
00:48:38I'll follow all the rules.
00:48:40No more seduction attempts.
00:48:43Please, don't make me leave.
00:48:46Fine.
00:48:47You leave on the first day of school.
00:48:48Yes.
00:48:49I knew you'd cave.
00:48:52Oh, I'll get it.
00:48:55Karen won't make a move yet.
00:48:57I'll keep a close eye on Sophie until her semester starts.
00:49:01Jesse, a neighborhood party?
00:49:04Okay.
00:49:06Dear Mr. Delancey, I'm throwing a get-together and would be delighted if you would join us.
00:49:11It would be a great time with neighbors.
00:49:14Please feel free to bring your partner.
00:49:16The theme is Bridgerton, so come dressed to impress.
00:49:19Since when do I socialize with neighbors?
00:49:22And since when do I have neighbors?
00:49:24Bring your partner.
00:49:25It'll be fun.
00:49:26Hard pass.
00:49:28You do want to show me off.
00:49:32A few days left.
00:49:33Might as well let her have this.
00:49:35Fine.
00:49:37Yes!
00:49:37Jesse, you're the best!
00:49:54Ta-da!
00:49:54It's cute, right?
00:49:56Isn't it a little weird?
00:49:58Hey, you're the one that phoned it in, but at least I won't have a dress to him.
00:50:06I almost forgot my apple crumble.
00:50:09Let's go.
00:50:13Hello?
00:50:14Boss, the CEO of Real Short is on the line.
00:50:16He requested an emergency meeting.
00:50:19All right, I'm on the way.
00:50:21Work emergency?
00:50:22Yeah.
00:50:23Go ahead, I'll meet you at the parties.
00:50:25Go.
00:50:25I'll try my neighbors.
00:50:34Hello.
00:50:35I'm here for the...
00:50:39There you are.
00:50:41The party.
00:50:45Karen, who is this?
00:50:47You invited a maid to the party, and she's dressed so uniquely.
00:50:53Do you know where the host is?
00:50:55The host?
00:50:56Oh.
00:50:57Don't you mean your master?
00:50:59Oh, poor maid.
00:51:02Karen's the one you're looking for.
00:51:05Oh, and then don't rush off.
00:51:07You know everybody here.
00:51:09Stay and play.
00:51:12Is this for me?
00:51:15No.
00:51:19It looks delicious.
00:51:25Oh, I spilled it.
00:51:28It's not like anyone was going to eat that garbage anyway.
00:51:33She is the intern who fantasized about thanking Jesse at the meeting.
00:51:38Ooh.
00:51:38Oh.
00:51:39The gold digger who thought she could sleep her way to the top?
00:51:42Now, now, be nice.
00:51:44She did climb into bed with your boss.
00:51:47Shouldn't you call her Mrs. Delancey?
00:51:50Oh, Karen.
00:51:51The only Mrs. Delancey here is you.
00:51:55Not some trashy maid who's trying to sleep her way to upper class.
00:52:14Get away from me.
00:52:17You set this up.
00:52:18You're nothing but a street whore.
00:52:23Who isn't even worthy of licking my shoes.
00:52:28Okay, everybody.
00:52:29Throw her in the pool to wash off the filth.
00:52:32Get her.
00:52:39Let go of me.
00:52:41Someone help.
00:52:42I didn't do anything.
00:52:43Oh, save it, whore.
00:52:46There's someone who cares.
00:52:48Push her in.
00:53:00You shouldn't.
00:53:01You're not clean yet.
00:53:03Hold her down.
00:53:14Jesse, I'm going to kill you for this.
00:53:16Will the boss come after us?
00:53:18No.
00:53:19She's Karen.
00:53:20And she is a nothing.
00:53:22Who do you think will win?
00:53:23Go on.
00:53:24Whatever happens, I'll take the blame.
00:53:31Jesse!
00:53:35Toby?
00:53:37What the fuck are you doing?
00:53:42Okay.
00:53:45Jesse, he tried to kill me.
00:53:47It's okay.
00:53:48Oh, I should have never let you go.
00:53:51You okay?
00:53:52All right.
00:53:53I'll be good.
00:53:55You have a problem.
00:53:56You come to me.
00:53:57You don't drag her into this.
00:53:58You're overreacting, baby.
00:54:00We were just playing around.
00:54:02We're just playing.
00:54:02Let's play.
00:54:03Let's talk like that.
00:54:07Jesse, you're doing this to me for some blood.
00:54:10Boss, you can't do this to your fiance.
00:54:12She's nothing.
00:54:14Yes, when your relationship was falling apart, Karen begged you over and over, and you still
00:54:19broke up with her.
00:54:20Exactly.
00:54:20And now you're ready to hurt Karen for some mistress?
00:54:23You jerk.
00:54:24Should we tell them the truth?
00:54:26Mistress?
00:54:27There was no mistress.
00:54:29She was the one that was cheating.
00:54:32No.
00:54:33You wouldn't.
00:54:34Yeah.
00:54:35You wouldn't.
00:54:36If I stopped loving you a long time ago, after all the lying and the cheating and the
00:54:41drug use, no.
00:54:44You're a horrible person disguised with a beautiful face, and no one will ever love you.
00:54:49OMG.
00:54:50She was the cheater?
00:54:52What a bitch.
00:54:53We all thought Jesse was the liar.
00:54:56Jesse, you know who my father is?
00:55:00And you know what happens when you cross?
00:55:01Yeah, I do.
00:55:02But if he wants to wear, I'll give him one.
00:55:04Are you threatening me?
00:55:06I'm not threatening you, no.
00:55:07I'm telling you, don't fuck with people I care about.
00:55:23Any one of you that touched her, I better have your resignation on my desk tomorrow.
00:55:26I swear to God, I'll bury every one of them.
00:55:28Mr. Delancey, wait, please.
00:55:30I can't lose this job.
00:55:32Wait.
00:55:33Wait.
00:55:41It's not my fault.
00:55:42I shouldn't drag you into this.
00:55:44Jesse.
00:55:46Love you?
00:55:48Jesse, I love you.
00:55:50Don't leave.
00:55:53I love you too.
00:55:54But you're not safe from me.
00:55:56You have to go.
00:55:59I love you too.
00:56:02I love you too.
00:56:05George, we have to talk.
00:56:07It's about your daughter.
00:56:18My dear.
00:56:19Hey!
00:56:20Trusted you?
00:56:21I trusted you as my only daughter!
00:56:23Dad, why are you here?
00:56:26So we are.
00:56:29Get away.
00:56:31You scared me to death.
00:56:33It was an accident.
00:56:34Jesse wasn't even there.
00:56:36Do not defend him.
00:56:37You are coming home with me.
00:56:39I'm not leaving.
00:56:42I start school soon.
00:56:44It's closer to here.
00:56:45I will drive you.
00:56:47I'm not going back.
00:56:49I...
00:56:50Sophie.
00:56:51Go with your father.
00:56:54You want me to leave?
00:57:01Yes.
00:57:03You're exhausting and a distraction and I'm done babysitting children.
00:57:07Do not talk to her like that.
00:57:09You mean, Mom?
00:57:12He'd be better off at home.
00:57:14Then I have to work.
00:57:16Come on.
00:57:17Come on, we are leaving.
00:57:20Dad, I...
00:57:21Just wait in the car.
00:57:22I have to pack my stuff really quick.
00:57:24And...
00:57:24Say goodbye.
00:57:25Why?
00:57:26To Nicole just...
00:57:34See what really happens?
00:57:36Men like me shouldn't be with girls like you.
00:57:38So that's it?
00:57:39But what about our deal?
00:57:40You said that after I dodged you...
00:57:41I'm just stalling to get you off my back.
00:57:46You're such a coward, Jesse Delancey.
00:57:56Thank you, Uncle Jesse, for your hospitality.
00:57:59I don't think we're going to see each other again.
00:58:02I tried so hard to make things work.
00:58:05But every time I make progress, you just recoil back into your shell like a scared little boy.
00:58:11I was willing to die on this hill for us, but I can't be brave for the both of us
00:58:15anymore.
00:58:18I hope one day you find a girl worth fighting for.
00:58:22Goodbye, Jesse.
00:58:27I'm in love with you, Jesse.
00:58:36Jesse, I love you.
00:58:38Don't let you.
00:58:41I love you too, Sophie.
00:58:44I love you too, Sophie.
00:59:15Hey, Dad.
00:59:16I decided to go to China and take a gap year.
00:59:20Sweetheart, did you say China?
00:59:21Is everything okay, sweetheart?
00:59:23Yeah, I'm fine, Dad.
00:59:25I just need a change of scenery, and if I can help some people along the way,
00:59:29even just one person, I'll be happy.
00:59:32Okay, sweetheart.
00:59:33I support you.
00:59:34Thanks.
00:59:47George, what are you doing?
00:59:48Hey, I just came here to talk to you about Sophie.
00:59:51Something's off with her.
00:59:53Did Sophie tell George?
00:59:55Maybe I should just come clean.
00:59:57Listen, I'm sorry that I kicked her out of the house.
00:59:59Worrying about that.
01:00:00I heard she got into an argument.
01:00:02She'll come around.
01:00:03I don't think that's it.
01:00:06Look, I haven't been a good father.
01:00:08I'm always laying, always working, getting remarried.
01:00:13Look, I have some issues, but I love my daughter with all my heart.
01:00:18I just know there's something else.
01:00:21Either somebody broke up with her, or somebody cheated on her,
01:00:23because she's moving to China.
01:00:26She's what?
01:00:28Calm down.
01:00:29The reaction's bigger than mine.
01:00:30She's only going there for a year.
01:00:32She wants to teach English to young kids in rural Yen, and...
01:00:35You're just going to let your 21-year-old daughter go to China?
01:00:38George, what the fuck?
01:00:39She doesn't speak the language?
01:00:41We don't know anybody over there.
01:00:42What if something happens to her?
01:00:43What if she gets killed and she ends up in a ditch?
01:00:45Cassie, she's going to be fine.
01:00:46She's joining a group out there.
01:00:48And I came here because I thought you would know something.
01:00:52You don't think she's pregnant, do you?
01:00:54Did she mention anything about a boyfriend?
01:00:59George is thinking, and he said,
01:01:00Why the hell would you know anyway?
01:01:02You're my best friend.
01:01:03Practically wise to grow up.
01:01:05Why would she tell you anything?
01:01:06I guess I just need to be patient.
01:01:08Better tell me when she's ready.
01:01:11Anyway.
01:01:12All right, well, I'll get out of your hair.
01:01:13I know you're a busy guy.
01:01:15I'm going to go off on this weekend.
01:01:17Yeah, yeah.
01:01:19When's her flight?
01:01:20She already left.
01:01:21It took her airport about an hour ago.
01:01:24Excuse me.
01:01:28Sorry.
01:01:34I was willing to die on this hill for us, but I can't be brave for the both of us
01:01:38anymore.
01:01:39I hope one day you find a girl worth fighting for.
01:01:43You are worth fighting for, Sophie.
01:01:51Breaking news.
01:01:53Flight MT-878 from LAX to Beijing has crashed shortly after a takeoff.
01:01:57The entire LAX airport has shut down.
01:02:00Emergency services are on site.
01:02:02287 passengers are on board.
01:02:05No survivors are confirmed so far.
01:02:08That's Southeast flight.
01:02:18This is a live report from Los Angeles International Airport, where chaos has erupted following an unexpected incident.
01:02:24I'm sorry, sir.
01:02:25No one's getting into the airport tonight.
01:02:27LAX is shut down.
01:02:28My girlfriend's on that flight.
01:02:29I gotta see if she's okay.
01:02:30Sir, like I said, no one's getting in there.
01:02:34Now, you can wait here with everyone else, and we'll have some information for you soon.
01:02:42I'm sorry.
01:02:43Sure, sure, sure.
01:02:44Sure, sure.
01:03:06Jesse?
01:03:13I need more than a kid, babe
01:03:15I need you to be young
01:03:16I gotta be old, babe
01:03:18So let's...
01:03:25I thought I lost you
01:03:41I thought you were on that flight
01:03:43That wasn't my flight
01:03:44My flight's to Hong Kong
01:03:45But it got cancelled
01:03:47Thank God
01:03:49I'm still leaving, Jessie
01:03:52I'm tired of playing these games with you
01:03:54It's exhausting
01:03:55It was good to see you
01:03:59You're worth fighting for
01:04:00What?
01:04:06That night you left, you told me
01:04:07You hoped that one day I'd find somebody worth fighting for
01:04:10But I have
01:04:12It's you
01:04:13Alright?
01:04:14Just give me one more chance and I will prove to you that I'm done running
01:04:17I'm done running away from our feelings
01:04:19I'm ready to sit on this mountain for us and die on this mountain for both of us
01:04:22And if the sky falls, I'll be the man to hold it up for you
01:04:26Just give me one more chance
01:04:28But what about my dad?
01:04:29You said he'll kill you
01:04:31I'll...
01:04:32Get him not to
01:04:33And what about waiting until after college?
01:04:36I'm only young once
01:04:38You're really wasting my years here, Jessie
01:04:40Anytime
01:04:41Whatever you want
01:04:43Whenever you want
01:04:45You know what he's waiting for?
01:04:46Take me home
01:04:59Oh my god
01:05:00I'm finally gonna lose my virginity to the man I love
01:05:10Can I join you?
01:05:14You know what I can't be for
01:05:16You know what I take in for and for
01:05:19It's only good now
01:05:21It's just one more life
01:05:22You tell me
01:05:25Pulling me in
01:05:26Pushing me away
01:05:28Out of the game
01:05:29We all agree
01:05:30Tell me to go
01:05:31Tell me to go
01:05:32I want to fight
01:05:33I want to fight
01:05:34I want to fight
01:05:35I want to fight
01:05:36Pulling my shame
01:05:38Pushing my waist
01:05:39We got the love
01:05:40Love to hate
01:05:41When I wanna go
01:05:43You make me stay
01:05:44You make me stay
01:05:45I want it bad
01:05:46Yeah, I want it bad
01:05:47Yeah, I want it bad
01:05:50Hurry up
01:05:52I'm not gonna hurry
01:05:53It's your first time
01:05:55I'm gonna get you as wet as possible
01:05:57So it doesn't hurt
01:06:22I'm gonna have you out of myself, Sophie
01:06:24I'm gonna have you out of myself, Sophie
01:06:27I'm gonna have you out of myself, Sophie
01:06:35You know, I can't believe this is real
01:06:38You half naked in the kitchen cooking breakfast
01:06:41I think I've had dreams about this
01:06:45Yeah, I feel the same way too
01:06:47I'm gonna...
01:06:49Middle-aged man, divorced man like me, a girl I do
01:06:52I'm a deserted man
01:06:53You're not old, okay?
01:06:55Forties are a man's best year
01:06:56Oh, yeah?
01:06:58Well, I better make breakfast for you every morning
01:06:59Because I'm gonna die way before you do
01:07:02I don't know who's gonna take care of you either
01:07:04That's why you need to quit smoking
01:07:06And then I'll start smoking and then we can die at the same age
01:07:10Eat your breakfast
01:07:11As soon as you're done, I'm gonna drop you off at home
01:07:13Why? I can't stay?
01:07:14I have something to do, it's pretty important, so...
01:07:18I called your dad, I can't plead
01:07:22You what?
01:07:23Jesse, you did not
01:07:25I'm a man, Sophie
01:07:26A man has to do what a man has to do
01:07:28I have to take responsibility for what I did last night
01:07:30Especially because you're George's daughter
01:07:31I don't want you to be here when he gets here
01:07:33He's coming at noon
01:07:35It might get violent
01:07:35Jesse, I can't go, are you crazy?
01:07:38You said it yourself, he will shoot you dead
01:07:40Like, graveyard dead
01:07:42He's not gonna shoot me
01:07:43He might punch me in the face
01:07:45But he's not gonna shoot me
01:07:50You motherfucker, I know your ass is in it
01:07:52Get your ass out
01:07:53Well, looks like it's too late for me to go
01:07:56We're in this together
01:08:01I had a bad deal, you motherfucker
01:08:03I am going to fucking kill you
01:08:06Sophie, Sophie, get out of the way
01:08:09Sophie, go to your bedroom, we'll talk to your dad
01:08:10That is my line
01:08:12You can't tell her that
01:08:15Sophie, go to your room
01:08:17Daddy, you can't kill him
01:08:18No, I'm gonna kill him, alright
01:08:19It's not his fault, okay?
01:08:21I chased Jesse first
01:08:22You were just a dumb kid
01:08:23And you, you oughta know better
01:08:25You were twice her age
01:08:27How could you do that to my child?
01:08:29Daddy, your new wife is literally 30
01:08:32How can you judge us?
01:08:34That is different, he is not right for you
01:08:36You were 21 years old
01:08:38You have your whole life in front of you
01:08:39Why would you wanna pee with somebody that's twice your age?
01:08:42I love him
01:08:47I've loved him ever since I met him
01:08:49And he's the only person I've ever loved
01:08:51And I've spent a decade trying to outgrow it, but I just can't
01:08:56My heart skips a beat every time I see him
01:09:00I don't know how to explain it or what it is, but I know he's the one
01:09:05Okay, he's always been the one
01:09:07So if you're gonna shoot him, you have to shoot me too
01:09:16You're gonna marry my daughter?
01:09:18What?
01:09:19Yes
01:09:21Yes, I would love to, with your permission, of course
01:09:24If you break her heart, I'm gonna kill you
01:09:28If you cheat on her, I'm gonna chop your dick off and slice you into fucking pieces
01:09:35That won't be necessary, alright?
01:09:37I think the world of your daughter
01:09:38All I want for her is to make sure that she feels loved and happy
01:09:42Alright
01:09:46Well that's the deal then
01:09:48Don't break it
01:09:53Oh my god, Jesse
01:09:55Dad!
01:09:57As my daughter, you have my blessing
01:10:00As for you, he's a man he understands
01:10:04That's alright, I probably deserved that
01:10:07Send me a bill for the wedding
01:10:09Until then, don't talk to me
01:10:18Selfie
01:10:19I love you
01:10:20I love you more
01:10:27Finally, after a decade of waiting, I landed the man of my dreams
01:10:31We got married right after I graduated college
01:10:33I couldn't wait to be Mrs. Delancey
01:10:36As for my dad
01:10:37I cannot believe I'm getting a baby brother
01:10:39Geez, dad, you're like almost 50
01:10:41Well ladies, moral of the story is
01:10:44You shouldn't give up on finding real love
01:10:46Not the kind that fades or gets replaced
01:10:48But the kind that stays with you
01:10:50Quietly, even through the years
01:10:52Because when it's real, it has a way of finding its way back to you
01:10:56Love like that doesn't disappear, it just waits
01:10:59For the right time
01:11:03You're not getting away from me, Jeffy
01:11:05Then I can lose you to some dumb blonde little bitch
01:11:10Just you wait
01:11:12This is the beginning of the end
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