00:00I can't believe you're alive, man.
00:01Damn.
00:03I'm so glad.
00:04I really, like...
00:06Dude, after watching that shit, man.
00:09Dude, what the fuck?
00:09You just fucking, like, skipped like a rock down the face.
00:11Are you kidding?
00:13I gotta see what the backflip looks like.
00:15Come on, turn off the camera, I wanna watch it.
00:18You came out of your mother's vagina because you assumed the fetal position, like, straight up and down.
00:23I'll take that as a compliment.
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