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00:01Well, the good news is you've got your planning.
00:03Really? Oh, thank you.
00:04And they're going to want to move our tree.
00:07You can trust me. You're naked.
00:09Just do what you need to do.
00:11You have to trust me.
00:12If we don't have that, what have we got?
00:14Oh, and can you move your camera away from looking at our house?
00:17I'm a lawyer. It invades our privacy.
00:20Shame! Makes interesting viewing.
00:21Yeah, why would you say all that? I thought we were mates.
00:25What's that?
00:26One for sorrow.
00:30One for sorrow.
01:05One for sorrow.
01:54Emma!
02:00Where are you?
02:21Go off.
02:48Superstitious, are you?
02:50Oh, yeah.
02:51Listen, we're going to need a decision about next door's trees.
02:54Digging down a metre, but without moving it, he's going to have to dig down another 50 centimetres minimum.
03:00And that's going to cost you an extra two grand, I'm afraid.
03:02Well, you've been here a week and already the money's going up.
03:05Your call.
03:06Oh, Jesus.
03:19Hey, need a hand.
03:22Because I thought I was here as the driver.
03:25Funny.
03:29Man, what have you got in there?
03:30Bricks?
03:31Cookery books.
03:34Eh, you should read them once in a while.
03:36I can cook.
03:37Yeah, Sonia said.
03:40Right.
03:41Just this stuff and then we're done.
03:45Get rid of this stuff, anyway.
03:49We've just got to move out of the kitchen for the extension.
03:56Thanks for helping.
03:57What are we friends for?
03:59I wasn't sure we were still friends after the other night.
04:01Oh, come on.
04:02A bit of banter never hurt anyone.
04:04Besides, it wasn't me who lost my shit.
04:06You called me a liar.
04:07I said you embellish.
04:09Didn't say there was anything wrong with it.
04:11I mean, we can't always tell the truth, can we?
04:37Barbara, all we're asking is that...
04:39We are not moving the tree.
04:40Hey, your stupid party wall agreement tells us that we have to let you move the fence
04:46while you do something or other, but it says nothing about the tree.
04:49Yeah, and we're really grateful that you're letting us move the fence.
04:51It's just that no...
04:52We're not.
04:52We have no choice.
04:53But, Barbara, it's going to cost us a lot of money.
04:56Not everything is about money.
04:57No, no, I didn't mean it like that.
04:58Leave us alone, and if you or your builders come near that tree...
05:03Why do this to us?
05:05Why?
05:08Everything was...
05:09Everything was what?
05:13Barbara, are you okay?
05:15Do you need to tell me something?
05:16You heard her.
05:17Leave us alone.
05:18All right.
05:19All right.
05:20Have it your way.
05:21I won't ask you for any more favours from now on, but just so you know, we're going to
05:25do this, whether you like it or not.
05:27And we're going to do it, aren't we?
05:30Oh, for God's sake.
05:32What's wrong with you?
05:33What's wrong with you, woman?
05:35Just stop panicking about the bloody tree.
05:38Can't speak to her.
05:39Do you understand?
05:40We can't be trusted.
05:41I don't know what to do.
05:42Nothing.
05:42We do nothing.
05:43You just leave it to me.
05:44Do you hear me?
05:45I shut up!
05:46Just shut up!
06:48And if we do, well, maybe they'll change their minds and move away, just like they were planning to.
06:54They're our friends, Derek.
06:56Are they?
06:58Are you sure?
07:00Well, you need to tell your friends that they've bitten off more than they can chew this time.
07:04Why are you so upset?
07:08They want to move our tree.
07:11How dare they?
07:14No, it's Barbara more than me. She's unsettled by it all.
07:19Some things matter.
07:23They'll listen to you.
07:26What's so special about that tree?
07:33Please, just tell them.
07:49That's not what we agreed, Lee.
07:51No, I'm going to do a bank transfer.
07:55Yes, I'll pay extra money for the ditch.
07:58You said nothing about cash, Lee. You did not.
08:01Look, I've got to go. I'll discuss it later.
08:07You always were a little stress ball.
08:10That's my builder. He wants pain in cash.
08:12Of course he does.
08:13Yeah, but it's tens of thousands of pounds.
08:15So, pay him some in cash and some above board, and he'll work harder for you if you do.
08:20Well, he'll work harder for me if I allow him not to pay tax.
08:24It's what made this country great.
08:26What? Criminals and tax avoiders?
08:29Entrepreneurs, kid. Entrepreneurs.
08:33What do you need me for, Dad?
08:35How's the bill going? Apart from the cash thing.
08:38Yeah, it's going.
08:40Any issues?
08:42No, apart from the neighbours.
08:44Well, there's nothing the neighbours can do. Now you have planning.
08:49Dad, this is all above board, isn't it?
08:51And when we are just pushing the process along, we're not changing the outcome.
08:56You think those two things are different?
08:59They're adorable.
09:00Dad.
09:02I need you to sign something for me.
09:04For my partner.
09:07For what?
09:08We're buying a site in the city centre, and he's still raising the cash.
09:12I need somebody to say I'm good for the money to vouch for me so we can move things on.
09:18But why do you need me? Don't you know anyone else?
09:22My solicitor backdated some property documents to avoid a penalty, so he got struck off, and we need to do
09:29this quickly.
09:30He did that for you?
09:31Emma, we need to move fast on this.
09:33All right, well, just to be clear, when you say vouch, you mean underwrite. Guarantee the money.
09:38There's nothing to worry about.
09:39Oh, sure. You just want me to vouch for someone whose previous solicitor got struck off for breaking the law.
09:45I'm asking you to vouch for your father.
09:47Which is a big ask, as it's you.
09:50It isn't illegal.
09:53There's barely an issue.
09:55The money's as good as there.
09:56Well, just wait for it, then.
09:58If we stall, we lose the site.
10:00And trust me, this one is a game changer.
10:03Oh, well, they always are, aren't they, Dad?
10:07Yeah, what about this business partner? Can't he find a guarantor?
10:10And how can I trust him? Or you?
10:14He got you your planning.
10:16Trust isn't really the issue.
10:20So I owe him.
10:24John will divorce me if he finds out.
10:28It's a win-win, then.
10:30I could lose my house.
10:32You won't lose anything.
10:34It happens all the time.
10:36I wouldn't ask, but we did you a favor.
10:40And I need this to happen fast.
10:45What if I don't?
10:47You will.
11:04Um, did I hear you say decaf?
11:12Yeah.
11:13Caffeine gets me wired.
11:15Isn't that why we drink it?
11:18I was thinking.
11:20About what you were saying about the photos.
11:23Do you really think there's something there?
11:25Yeah, sure.
11:27You're brilliant.
11:28In fact, I've, uh, I've already shown them to my friend.
11:32She agrees.
11:34She's a real agent?
11:36A real one, yeah.
11:38You're very sweet.
11:39Do you know that?
11:41Sorry.
11:41It just all seems too good to be true.
11:44Look, I know a good photo when I see one.
11:47So, why don't you do it more?
11:49Your stuff's great, too.
11:52Maybe I will.
11:55I think photos tell the truth.
11:57In a way that life never can.
12:02Sorry, I didn't mean to...
12:05No, I...
12:07You still haven't told me about what it is you do when you're not taking photos.
12:12Is it top secret?
12:14Yes.
12:15Oh, really?
12:16No, no.
12:17I am a police officer.
12:20Wow.
12:21Mm.
12:21I wasn't expecting that.
12:24That's why I don't tend to bring it up.
12:28That's...
12:28I've never met a real one.
12:30Are there pretend ones?
12:31I know.
12:34You know, my dad was a copper.
12:35His dad was a copper, so it just kind of made sense, you know?
12:38Mm-hmm.
12:40I could never do what my dad does.
12:42Actually, I could now.
12:43He does nothing.
12:44He's unemployed.
12:45Sorry, I don't mean to laugh.
12:46It's just the way he's at it.
12:47It's fine.
12:51I really like the way you say things.
12:54Mm.
12:55So, what about your mum?
12:56Oh.
12:57She's a solicitor.
12:58She tries to keep people out of prison.
13:01Actually, she's pretty much your nemesis.
13:05She doesn't have many good things to say about coppers.
13:09I'm sure she's lovely.
13:12Mm.
13:30Thanks for your help, mate.
13:31I owe you one.
13:32We agreed 300 cash.
13:34Yeah, right.
13:35I'll buy you a pint.
13:37We can go now.
13:38I've got nothing on.
13:40I, uh...
13:41Yeah, I have to be somewhere, so...
13:42Could I...
13:43Could I have a word?
13:47I'll leave you to it.
13:48All right.
13:49See you later.
13:49Yeah.
13:53That man is very rude.
13:55Nick, I don't have time to...
13:56I'm aware you're allowed the skip and even the portable toilet.
13:59But I'm also aware that there are rules about noise on a Saturday.
14:03Look...
14:03No, no.
14:03That...
14:04That's not what I'm here for.
14:05I'm here to remind you that the council are meeting about the permits imminently,
14:09and I need more signatures.
14:11You mean apart from my wife's?
14:13I work nights.
14:15So what happens here in the daytime of the sex...
14:17Yes, you've said.
14:19I really have to be somewhere.
14:20I've got something you might like to see.
14:23On my CCTV.
14:27What are you talking about?
14:29I'm in all the time, if you want to watch it.
14:32As you know, I find it difficult to sleep.
14:45God, my back is killing me.
14:47You ever try lifting a sofa into a van?
14:56Yeah, well, he's a pro.
14:58Do you know what John offered me in thanks?
15:01A pint.
15:04He's been behaving weirdly, I'm telling you.
15:06You were the one behaving weirdly with him the other night in the pub.
15:10Why are you dressed like that?
15:12Oh, I have to go to work.
15:15What?
15:16You sat there?
15:17Yeah, no, there's a conference at school.
15:19I did tell you about it.
15:20Did you?
15:21Mm-hmm.
15:22I won't be late.
15:23I'll bless some chicken out to defrost.
15:25I won't be late.
16:05Hi, this is John. Please leave a message.
16:08John, where are you?
16:10There's something I need to tell you about.
16:14I'll be home in an hour.
16:38I'm a twitcher, in case you were wondering.
16:42I just love watching the little beauties.
16:45Now, your wife once told me she was a fan of birds.
16:49She's superstitious.
16:51It's different.
16:53You know, scientists think that unless we do something about the environment soon,
16:58one-third of all bird species will be extinct by the end of the century.
17:05Astonishing.
17:07Now, you'll have to come a little bit closer,
17:09because the thing with CCTV is images can be a little bit grainy, fortunately, some might say.
17:17But that said, it's fascinating what you can see on this.
17:22Absolutely fascinating.
17:24Have a look at this.
17:34What am I looking at?
17:36Okay.
17:37I'll just open another wall.
17:49So what?
17:50Well, that's Sonia and Alan's bedroom.
17:53Hmm?
17:54Unless I'm mistaken.
17:57You out of your mind?
17:58No.
17:59Although I have been described as a one-off by my friend at the Ornithological Society.
18:04What are you suggesting?
18:05I'm not suggesting anything.
18:07I'm just saying, you know, it's a bit...
18:10It's a bit suspicious.
18:11I could get you arrested for this, you know.
18:13I am just filming the street in front of my house.
18:17If something happens in the background, that's purely coincidental.
18:20Not that it's any of your business.
18:22But there's a...
18:23There's a completely rational explanation for that.
18:26I hadn't seen that the first time I posted it.
18:30This is the one I posted.
18:33Don't remember that.
18:35You're trying to blackmail me.
18:38You'd really go to all this trouble just for a few parking permits.
18:41They're important.
18:42It's not just for me, it's for the environment.
18:44You're insane, you know that.
18:45You're completely insane.
18:47You have nothing because there is nothing.
18:48We'll sign the petition and there will be nothing.
18:52You leave me and my family alone.
18:54You hear me?
19:03There's more.
19:06There's more where that came from.
19:10We haven't got to the series finale yet.
19:12I don't...
19:13I don't know.
19:41There's more where that came from.
19:48Wow, you're making a lot of headway
19:51We'll be pouring concrete on Monday
19:53And steels will be arriving
19:54So we can start to take the back of your house off
19:57It's all just happening so fast
19:58So I'm going to need some cash
20:00So I can pay the lads, you know
20:01Yeah, I need to talk to you about that
20:02Two grand
20:03Lee, would you mind if I just paid some in cash
20:05And some as a bank transfer
20:07We agreed cash
20:08Well, we didn't actually
20:09We've talked about this
20:10Look, if you want this job to go as quickly and smoothly
20:12It's possible when cash it is, I'm sorry
20:19So are we agreed?
20:20Yeah, cash, whatever
21:10Hey
21:12I'm sure
21:15What are you up to?
21:17Just
21:17Oh
21:18Are those all yours?
21:20Yeah
21:21They're really good
21:23I was looking at some photos downstairs of you and Dad
21:27They're so nice
21:31Mum, was there something you wanted?
21:33Because I'm pretty busy
21:35When you said the other day
21:37That me and your dad don't know you
21:41What did you mean?
21:43No
21:43I don't know nothing
21:45Well
21:46You did?
21:50Look
21:51I know I've been really busy
21:52And your dad's been having a hard time
21:54But
21:55I just want you to know that
21:56You can tell us anything
21:59And you know, now the bill's underway
22:01I really want your input
22:02I mean, you're the only one with an eye for detail
22:04What do you reckon?
22:06Why are you asking me this now, though?
22:09Why not before it all started?
22:10Because it was hectic before
22:11And I was all stressed
22:13And I'm asking you because I value your opinion
22:17I'm just sorry if we've
22:20Seemed a bit absent
22:23Anyway
22:24Have a think
22:26Yeah
22:26Yeah
22:29Beth
22:30What did you mean
22:32About Marcus?
22:34You said that he had to leave
22:35Because
22:35Barbara and Derek ignored him
22:39So?
22:40Well, how did you know that?
22:41He told me
22:42Did he say anything else?
22:47Beth?
22:51He's not a good person
22:54Marcus said he was violent
22:55Derek
22:57What, violent towards Barbara or Marcus?
23:00Both
23:01Why are you asking me this now?
23:04Is it so you can use it
23:06To get them to dig up their stupid tree?
23:07That's why you actually came in here, innit?
23:09No, Beth
23:10Come on, that's not fair
23:11You don't care about my input
23:12Look, I'm gonna cook dinner tonight
23:14It's been a while since we all sat down together
23:16I might be out
23:17Well, I'd really like you to be there
23:19Just tonight, please
23:48What do you mean
24:09I'm sorry to disturb.
24:11No problems.
24:12What's up?
24:12I wanted to give you this.
24:15Oh.
24:15Just, I'm sorry about all the noise, especially on a Saturday.
24:18Um, it's not much.
24:21Really?
24:21There's no need.
24:22No, I want you to have it.
24:27Seriously, don't worry about it.
24:28It's never going to last forever.
24:29Well, you're very kind.
24:31Well, the more wine you bring, the kinder I get.
24:34Thanks.
24:35Alan, you, um, you haven't seen John, have you?
24:38No.
24:38I know you were helping him out earlier.
24:41I can't get hold of him.
24:43I've left him a message.
24:44It's just strange.
24:45He just, uh, just keeps doing this.
24:48Sorry, you don't need to know that.
24:51Um, thanks again for helping out and, uh, for putting up with the noise and, uh, yeah.
24:58Why don't you come in?
24:59I mean, it's certainly, and this wine wouldn't drink itself.
25:03Unless you've got something better to do.
25:06Yeah.
25:17Yeah.
25:25Yeah.
25:37i've always loved those shelves where'd you get them we didn't get them anyway
25:43i did them seriously yeah i used to be a chippy before i realized there was more money to be
25:49made
25:50in people's diminishing eyesight thank god for mobile phones and small typeface that's what i
25:55say cheers cheers maybe we should get you to do ours you know what i say never worked with mates
26:06and
26:06animals no it's children yeah you're right mates and children so you said uh john's been disappearing
26:21i shouldn't have said anything you know he's gone through a hard time he's he's probably just on one
26:26of his walks well it's not easy leaving the job because of stress big decision especially his age
26:34he's lucky he's got you
26:38you know good earner good earner oh that's something to aspire to in a relationship
26:45sorry obviously you are a lot more than that
26:51i just meant sonia's been doing the same
26:57what meetings walking shopping disappearing
27:03you're not worried about it might you
27:06you know like probably worried
27:08in what way well what you might be up to oh god no no i was just
27:15just a bit worried you know when men talk to other men
27:18you haven't met any men have you
27:24what about you are you worried about sonia
27:27having an affair
27:30well i wasn't thinking all the time
27:35emma oh dear god emma there was no agreement to remove it just to move it
27:44don't you even speak english man look look you you you put my bloody fence back
27:49oh derek what's going on there you are could you please control your damn builders
27:52they're gonna put it back they just need to move it a bit
27:55that's not what was agreed well to be fair derek you didn't agree on anything
27:58no come on you
28:01derek
28:06you touch my tools again i'll let him finish do you understand
28:09oh i i'll be informing the council about this
28:13and possibly the police you have no idea what you've done here
28:18yeah but you'll find out
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29:52yeah yeah yeah i'm fine
29:53good
29:54i'm looking forward to seeing you again
29:58me too
30:05you
30:27John, why aren't you returning my calls?
30:30I'm cooking dinner for us. Beth's going to join.
30:36Oh, shit. Seriously?
30:47Why don't you take your keys with you? And where have you been all day?
30:51Everyone happy on the good ship, Barnett?
30:53What are you doing here?
30:54I can't come to visit my daughter and my granddaughter.
30:56No, you can't, actually, because if John finds a healing.
31:00He'll what? What happened to your hands?
31:03Nothing.
31:05You didn't reply to my text.
31:07Dad, do you know what it means for me if you default on this money?
31:11I'm so disappointed you can even say that. I'm your father.
31:16Yeah. That's what makes it worse.
31:19Yeah, well, either you trust me or you don't.
31:21Well, if they're my only options...
31:24I brought another copy, in case you've misplaced the contract.
31:28Grandad?
31:30Beth!
31:31Well, come on.
31:34Have you got a hug for your dear old grandad?
31:40What are you doing here?
31:43You are just like your mother.
31:45I came to say hello to my favourite granddaughter.
31:49I'm your only granddaughter.
31:53Wait, you have others?
31:55Your grandad's had quite the life, Beth.
31:58Can you give us a few minutes?
32:00Oh, sure.
32:01Hey, I, uh...
32:03I missed your birthday.
32:05You missed more than one.
32:08Buy yourself something nice.
32:12Er, thanks, I guess.
32:15She's a chip off...
32:16If I sign this, will you leave?
32:18I don't know what it is I've done to you.
32:21You've done nothing but take.
32:23Mm-hm.
32:24But I did do something I shouldn't have done.
32:26Planning people.
32:27Only have so many favours.
32:29And I've given you one of them.
32:31So you're not so clean now, Missy.
32:35Okay.
32:41I've got too much to lose.
32:46It's not worth the risk.
32:51Leave.
33:06Oh, shit.
33:10Oh, shit.
33:48How do you feel about me deciding to do the chicken with pen and pesto, huh?
33:52That's lovely.
33:54I wasn't sure what you had in mind.
33:57You know, all the time you'd be back, so I just did something.
34:02It's really nice, huh?
34:05I spoke to Emma.
34:07Oh, yeah?
34:09I saw the builders have made some progress.
34:11They have.
34:13Although Derek's losing his shit.
34:15Yeah.
34:17He spoke to me.
34:18He seems pretty desperate.
34:19Of course.
34:20They're getting ever closer to that dead body under the tree.
34:23For God's sake, Alan.
34:26And we're always saying that she might like her to do some shelves.
34:30For the new kitchen.
34:32Is that a good idea?
34:33I'm a good chippy.
34:34Well, sure.
34:35But, I mean, they're our friends.
34:38What if they didn't like them?
34:39Wouldn't that be awkward?
34:40I think I know the kind of thing she likes.
34:44You do?
34:46Besides, John's my mate really much more than Emma is.
34:50She wouldn't feel awkward about telling me she doesn't like it.
34:53It'd be like you doing John a favour.
34:55I mean, you get on, but you're not really close.
35:00Sure.
35:02Yeah, you're right.
35:02Why not?
35:07This was really nice, thank you.
35:09What, have you done?
35:10Yeah, I'm tired and I've got a bit of work to do.
35:13I'll wash up later though, so just leave it, yeah?
35:23I just don't know why you have to disappear for the day.
35:27I didn't disappear.
35:28I sent you a text message.
35:30Did you?
35:32I don't have a message.
35:36Is he serious?
35:38He's trying to wind us up.
35:39Yeah, well, he's succeeding.
35:40I hate jazz!
35:44I'm going to go and tell him.
35:45No, wait!
35:46Wait, you were telling me about your day.
35:48I can't say, really, with this racket.
35:50I just want to know what you got up to.
35:52Emma, I mean, I just...
35:55I just had to get away from the builders for a bit.
35:58And they were doing my head in.
35:59Well, where did you go?
36:01For a walk.
36:02You know, a long walk.
36:04Like I used to.
36:05Oh, what, when you were 19?
36:10The drilling, the digging, it just...
36:13John, what's going on?
36:16Nothing.
36:20I need to tell you...
36:21Just ignore it!
36:32How was your day?
36:34Good.
36:37You do anything?
36:38See anyone?
36:42Well, I did see...
36:43You were showing me your photos.
36:44They're great.
36:46Oh, nice.
36:47I'm glad you're still doing that.
36:48You're good.
36:50Actually, I met someone.
36:52Someone who digs my work.
36:54Oh, right.
36:55What, a friend or...?
36:56Yeah, Mum.
36:58A friend.
36:59Okay.
37:00Well, that's lovely.
37:03Lovely.
37:04She's a copper.
37:05Oh.
37:07But she's nice.
37:09Well, some of them are nice.
37:13This is...
37:14I mean, what is wrong with him?
37:17Look, Derek went mad at Lee today about the fence.
37:20That's what this is all about.
37:21We can't put up with this.
37:22Lee was pretty scary, actually.
37:23I think he put the fear of God in him.
37:25Maybe that's just what he needs.
37:29Oh, that's her.
37:40Beth, are you okay?
37:41Oh, that's her.
37:57Oh, that's her.
38:38Ah, ah, ah!
38:39Don't even think about it.
38:42I'm warning you, woman.
38:51Turn it down!
38:53I thought you said to ignore it.
38:56Are you looking at his camera?
39:00Sod this.
39:00I'm going to Derek's.
39:01I saw some of Nick's footage.
39:05Whose?
39:07Nick's.
39:08Why?
39:09Thought I'd better see the evidence.
39:12Evidence?
39:15Of what?
39:17What do you think?
39:20I...
39:22I don't...
39:23I don't...
39:23The need for parking permits.
39:25Right.
39:27And?
39:28Did you see anything?
39:29Anything?
39:33What?
39:57They've gone.
39:59They've gone.
40:23Two for joy.
40:32Sonia?
40:34They're gone.
40:46Sonia?
40:49Are you okay?
40:51Hey, did you hear a noise?
40:57Sonia?
41:24Sonia?
41:25Three for a girl, four for a boy. What does this mean?
41:27It means there's three more to go before.
41:29Before what?
41:30A secret never to be told.
41:31Why are you lying to me?
41:33No, I'm not...
41:33Just stop it! Stop lying!
41:35What are you gonna do, huh?
41:37You're gonna kill me, like you killed your son, Marcus.
41:39What have you done?
41:40I loved you.
41:43That's all I've ever done.
41:45You said let me go!
41:50Everything's gone, Dad. Everything's gone.
41:53If you've done anything to her, I will kill you.
42:17Honestly, I will kill you.
42:20He will be done.
42:22Either you or not, right?
42:24You're not sure what I'm gonna kill you.
42:25I'll kill you.
42:25You
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