Boarders Season 3 Episode 4

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00:00I'ma have to get paid for this, kinda feel like I was made for this, kitties feel like I was

00:05made for it, I'ma have to say grace to this, think I'm bout to be late for this, she knows

00:10gone away for this, take the pic but don't filter this, I'ma have to say grace to this, I'ma have

00:15to get high for this, might have to swing by for this, she gon' hit me on my rage

00:19I don't know how to learn, but I'm supposed to be talking about this, alright, wait, wait, if I get

00:28that too, won't tell me some music, I was hoping never something real and a momentary it's a course, I

00:36was hoping it was you, you might tell me that it's mine, I was hoping there was something living that

00:41would keep me digging over time

01:03Femalicious, are you running for the doll?

01:06I know you must hate me, but I just need you to understand.

01:09Femmes, Femme la bouche, hate you.

01:14You're not mad?

01:15No, of course not.

01:16Look at you, you're playing with the big boys now.

01:18St. Gilbert's most coveted position, it's David versus Goliath.

01:22Potter versus Voldemort, Frodo versus Sauron.

01:26You do realise that the small guys won in each of those scenarios?

01:30I am looking forward to going head-to-head at the Hustings.

01:34But I'll warn you, I play dirty.

01:38Dirty how?

01:40You'll see.

02:02Fuck!

02:14Fuck!

02:22Felix!

02:23Yo, what are you doing here?

02:25This ARP isn't going to complete itself.

02:26Look, I already apologised to you about the whole dinner thing with the parents, but just

02:30don't be wasting my time.

02:32Exams start soon.

02:33Spit in my drink, call me tutu slurs.

02:35I don't care.

02:36But just don't play with my work.

02:37I'm serious.

02:38I'm being serious, okay?

02:39I need this grade as much as you do.

02:41It's not what you said the last time you spoke.

02:42Do you want my help or not?

02:43I just want the connect from the British Library.

02:46Well, I can do you one better.

02:50First-hand sources and documents, courtesy of my godfather.

02:57Shit, this must have taken you forever.

02:59Yeah.

03:00I don't even think we've got time to complete this.

03:02With this source material, plus if we're both pitching in...

03:07All right, no fucking about.

03:09You've got to get this done by today.

03:10Preferably by six.

03:12Great.

03:12I'm going to go shower.

03:13Cool.

03:17Are you to the library?

03:18Yeah.

03:19Cool.

03:45You thirsty.

03:47What if the Dominus Calumni was more than just a popularity contest?

03:51What if the Dominus Calumni is basically just a popularity contest?

03:54So you'd be pretty cray-cray to not vote for me, me.

03:56Chunk of cheddar for a vote for cheddar.

03:58Thank you very much.

03:59Get out my face.

04:01Ouch-ah.

04:03Chubby for Dom.

04:05Say cheese.

04:06Chubby for Dom.

04:06Cheddar.

04:08Get cheddar started.

04:12Cheddar for life.

04:13Cheddar for life.

04:34Oh, God, yeah.

04:36You'd look like Beth.

04:37What was I thinking?

04:38I can't win this.

04:39The Dom's a popularity contest.

04:41I hope you think my brother's top of the food chain.

04:43He's bribing people for the vote.

04:44What?

04:46Fun-sized dairy snacks.

04:47No, I think you've got every chance of winning.

04:49Hi, ladies.

04:51Let me that.

04:52Let me that.

04:53Oh, the Dom is the only vaguely political thing I can put on my application to your dad.

05:02Okay, well, I...

05:06What is it?

05:07What's wrong?

05:09My family's going to find out that I've lied.

05:10I've already told them I've got the internship.

05:12I'm sure they'll understand.

05:13You don't know my family.

05:15Popularity is fickle, Femi.

05:16I know, but it means everything in this place.

05:19If you have the gift of the gab, you have the masses.

05:25Femi?

05:27Femi?

05:28Where are you going?

05:31Oh, Jesus.

05:33Omar!

05:34Hey, hey, hey.

05:36Musqueo natural.

05:37I like it.

05:38You have not a chance to shout.

05:39It's taken me countless hours, but I finished my final piece.

05:42Oh, my God.

05:42No way.

05:43Wait, so the peaches are like...

05:44Dead.

05:45Gone.

05:45Oh, thank God.

05:46I'm so happy for you.

05:47Is this it?

05:48Can I see it?

05:48Hey, hey, hey.

05:49It's all about the anticipation, the drama, the reveal.

05:53Like, I've never been so consumed by a project.

05:55You're like, this piece is a representation of me or, like, who I am.

05:58And that isn't arrogant of me, right?

06:02An artist without an ego is like a bird without wings.

06:05Who said that?

06:06Me.

06:06I did.

06:07It's not.

06:08Yeah, I just know.

06:08But I'm just...

06:09I'm so proud of you.

06:10Seriously.

06:10Well, don't get too excited.

06:12I was told I need to get permission from Kyle if I want to switch out.

06:14Okay, well, make sure you do.

06:15The suite is saying that the top reps from all the art schools are coming to our final exhibition.

06:20Don't pull it into place.

06:21Oh, my God.

06:22We should do, like, a joint art show over the summer.

06:27Imagine two queer black artists bearing their soul for unapologetic art shows.

06:43Tobey, we need to talk.

06:45Uh, not now, Miss Kate.

06:47Urgent revision.

06:48It's important.

06:50Yo, Abbey.

06:51It's me again.

06:53Listen, there's really low availability on these economy flights and I can't afford these business class flights.

06:59So, call me back.

07:00Tobey.

07:01What?

07:02You're looking fine.

07:03Fine, boy.

07:04What?

07:04No pimple.

07:05Like your dimple.

07:07Simple.

07:07Has anyone told you you're looking fine today?

07:09A few people.

07:09Okay, listen.

07:10Move, man.

07:10I'm booking flights.

07:11You're going somewhere nice?

07:13Tell me.

07:13What do you want?

07:14So, uh, it turns out being the Dominus Calami means I have to get people to like me.

07:19I was thinking, like, oh, who's the most...

07:22Okay, let me stop you right there.

07:24No.

07:24Just a few hours of your time.

07:26Brother, I ain't got no few hours.

07:28I've got revision to do.

07:29I'm working the graveyard shift tonight with this Japanese job.

07:32And?

07:34Well, Abbie's hiding from me and that.

07:36Move out my way.

07:38Air miles.

07:43What do you mean air miles?

07:44Well, if you're going to be traveling all over Europe, it's going to be pretty expensive.

07:47Okay, so get to the point.

07:49All right.

07:49What are you talking about at Emmaus?

07:50London to Lagos, a family of four, twice a year.

07:54My dad has thousands.

07:55So, what are you offering?

07:56If I'm the don, I'm pretty sure my proud dad will slip me a few, which means I can slip

08:03a few to you.

08:08Two hours, I'll help you.

08:11Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

08:13Oh, my God.

08:14What are you doing?

08:15What are you doing?

08:15Put me down.

08:16Put me down.

08:27Absolutely not.

08:28But, mistress...

08:29This is not the sort of art I want associated with St. Gilbert's.

08:33Okay, maybe it needs a little bit of explaining.

08:35Top art schools are coming to this exhibition and it's a big deal for students.

08:39It is not all about you.

08:42Yes, mistress.

09:02What are those?

09:04C supplements.

09:05They're caffeine tablets.

09:07And no, there aren't enough to share.

09:09Why would I want to put that shit in my body?

09:11How many of these have you had?

09:12How much have you written?

09:14Uh, 761 words.

09:16Really?

09:17Mm-hmm.

09:18Damn.

09:24You hungry?

09:26It's all good.

09:27I've got some stuff here.

09:29Or some.

09:33Thanks.

09:40I really am sorry, you know, for being at your yard and treating like that.

09:45You don't need to keep bringing it up.

09:47I know, but that's the reason you're doing this project, no?

09:51Because Hong Kong isn't an option.

09:56I don't know why you'd want to live with your dad anyway.

10:00He seems like a dickhead.

10:02I'm not apologising for calling him a dickhead, you know I'm right.

10:06Dad's a shit.

10:07It's a fact of life.

10:11You know, I actually thought he'd come home to see me.

10:14But...

10:15It was just about the divorce.

10:18Left before the income home signature was even dry.

10:23So, it's either Cambridge or staying home with her.

10:27Can't you get a place?

10:29I'm sure some of that divorce money is yours.

10:31Yeah, my mum's using old school equipment.

10:33Anything to prove she's good at the job.

10:36God knows what I'll have left in my trust fund.

10:38What a tragedy.

10:39I know.

10:42Why don't we just get back to work?

10:48After all, you're doing really well.

10:50Yeah?

10:52Yeah.

11:01Each candidate has their own thing.

11:04Mabel has cupcakes.

11:05Cheddar's got cheese.

11:07Like, obviously, they've been working on their campaign for weeks.

11:10And I'm just a little bit behind.

11:12So, everything rests on my hustings speech.

11:14Which I've been working on.

11:16Yeah, I just feel like it's missing that vim.

11:19That, uh, that X factor.

11:21That Toby-ism.

11:23Right.

11:24Well, I am one of one and can't be replicated.

11:26But we'll try.

11:28Let's see what you got.

11:29So, uh, I figured everybody loves somebody that's funny.

11:34So, uh, I'm going to start with a joke.

11:39Knock, knock.

11:48Bro, that's when you're supposed to say who's there.

11:49Okay, what else have you got?

11:51Well, after everybody laughs and it breaks the ice, I go on to say,

11:57Hello, ladies and gentlemen, my name is Femi Adebayor.

12:00I'm here for your vote to elect me as your Dominus Kalami.

12:04Bro, I'm bored.

12:05Bro, because you're not listening.

12:06I'm not listening because I'm bored.

12:08It's about presentation.

12:10For starters, you're there mumbling into your chest.

12:12Because, bro, you're making me anxious.

12:13Okay, so what's the room for Liradi students going to make you feel?

12:19Bro, this doesn't come easy to me like it does for you.

12:24Pick up your top lip.

12:26You're the actor.

12:27Okay?

12:29You might not be confident,

12:31but you can, you know, I don't know,

12:33act like you're confident.

12:35How?

12:36Stand up.

12:41Chin up.

12:42Just stop.

12:43Deep breath.

12:45Sell it to me.

12:48Hello, ladies and gentlemen.

12:51My name is Femi Adebayor.

12:54Adebayor.

12:54And I'm here to tell you why I should be elected as your Dominus Kalami.

13:00Better.

13:00Less with the gunfingers, but good.

13:02Okay.

13:02Again.

13:03All right.

13:04Promises, promises, promises.

13:06Said you do it later, but later never came.

13:07I've abolished astonishment.

13:08Don't be surprised when you hear my name in a room that you hobbled in.

13:11I'm made of diamonds, you're made of cobblestone.

13:12I'm in alignment, you're in a trouble zone.

13:16Okay.

13:17Not do that.

13:19Okay.

13:20Okay.

13:22How's yours going on?

13:23Yeah, pretty good.

13:24Okay.

13:25Can I hear it?

13:25Yeah, sure.

13:29Okay.

13:30Colonialism inflicted deep and lasting harm on colonized nations, disrupting societies, economies and cultures.

13:37Mm-hmm.

13:38European powers exploited indigenous resources, enriching themselves while impoverishing local populations.

13:44Sounds familiar.

13:45Yeah, because I got it for one of these.

13:47Which one?

13:49I don't know.

13:51You haven't cited it?

13:53I thought you only cited the quotes.

13:55Okay, but it's word for word, so it is a quote.

13:58Bloody hell, it's what I would have said anyway.

14:00Okay, so how much of this is actually yours?

14:05Um...

14:07Not on this page.

14:09Not on this page.

14:11This stuff is my own.

14:13This is mostly AIs.

14:15AI?

14:15Bro.

14:16Yeah.

14:16You can't be using AI.

14:17They will find out.

14:19How do you not know this?

14:24Have I completely fucked it?

14:25No.

14:27No, no, no.

14:28Not at all.

14:29I'm not an idiot.

14:30I know you're lying.

14:31I'm not lying.

14:32Just need some massaging.

14:33You know what?

14:33Send it over to me.

14:35Um, and I'll have a play around with it.

14:38Okay.

14:56Sorry, sorry, sorry.

15:00Go.

15:02Wait, what?

15:03It's not around the houses, Mr. Graham.

15:04You're always holding.

15:06I don't know what you're talking about, sir.

15:07No, I don't know what you're talking about, sir.

15:09Honestly, sir, I don't know how that got there.

15:12Open your bag.

15:13No, not that bag.

15:14No.

15:14Woohoo!

15:16I just want the doctor ordered them.

15:19Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Femi.

15:23Adebayo.

15:38Yep.

15:39Uh, what are you doing?

15:41Uh, nothing.

15:42Good.

15:42We have to go and support Femi, because every vote counts.

15:45So let's go.

15:45Uh, what now?

15:46Talking about now.

15:47Yes, now.

15:53But I can't lie to us.

15:54We have some things or something, because it's meant to have a funk in it.

15:56Yeah, no, I've just been working, and I just didn't have time to shower.

16:07I can't.

16:10I can't.

16:11I can't.

16:12I can't.

16:14I can't.

16:20I can't.

16:21I can't.

16:24I can't.

16:32I can't.

16:33I can't.

16:36I can't.

16:49I can't.

16:53I can't.

16:56I can't.

17:01I can't.

17:05I can't.

17:06I can't.

17:15I can't.

17:18I can't.

17:23I can't.

17:25I can't.

17:29I can't.

17:30I can't.

17:58You good?

17:59Right, settle down, settle down.

18:02Settle down.

18:22Now, I know it's tradition to get a little rowdy,

18:25but choosing the Dominus Calamee,

18:28well, it's an opportunity to take a break

18:30from the stresses of revision.

18:32However... Kids!

18:34See me afterwards, Quentin.

18:36However, becoming the Dominus Calamee

18:39is a great St. Gilbert tradition.

18:41In fact, it's an incredible honour.

18:44You not only get to do the speech at the graduation ceremony,

18:48but you get to represent the school at future events

18:51as official ambassador.

18:54Miss MacDonald.

19:08Thank you, Jonathan.

19:11Welcome to the Hustings for the 106th selection

19:15of the Dominus Calamee!

19:22The first to receive...

19:24Cheers!

19:25I've already got some, but thanks, Quentin.

19:28The first to receive two-thirds of the vote wins.

19:31But first, a few words from our candidate!

19:40My best friend, Ria, and my girlfriend, Devanye,

19:44for checking my privilege.

19:46You took a flawed acorn

19:49and turned her into a fully-fledged ally tree.

19:57I'm really excited to bring the entire year group

20:00into the future with diversity and...

20:02Are you playing me off?

20:04Well, I did just say a few words.

20:12Not to mention, I know how to throw a lovely good party.

20:17To vote for any of my competitors,

20:21Cheese Boy, Flemmy, or The Ginger,

20:24would be a vote for mediocrity.

20:28But I'll let you decide.

20:35Thank you, Chaplain Jones.

20:38You have my vote.

20:40Up next, we have Semi Femi!

20:43Oh, sorry.

20:45Femi Adebayo.

20:54Hello, ladies and gentlemen.

20:57My name is Femi Adebayo,

20:58and I'm here to tell you exactly why I should be

21:01your Domino's Calami.

21:03Some of you may see this as a position,

21:08as a position, a popularity contest,

21:12but what if you selected someone

21:15who could help you lay the foundations

21:18of some foundations of a legacy

21:22that will be remembered forever?

21:29Wow, that was uninspiring.

21:33Up next, we have...

21:36Donald...

21:36Johnny!

21:45Let's get a round of applause

21:47for our very own Semi Femi, yeah?

21:50Yeah!

21:52Yeah!

21:53I mean, a bit of a shaky speech there.

21:56He gives the impression of someone

21:58who'd be better as a sub,

21:59rather than a dong.

22:02Yeah, I'm joking.

22:03I am joking.

22:04I mean, nice effort.

22:05I mean, that's Femi all over, isn't it, really?

22:08Resilient.

22:09Resourceful.

22:09I know that.

22:10Better than anyone.

22:12Like the time he forgot to pack boxes,

22:15so he just wore dirty ones inside out

22:17for a week.

22:18Yeah.

22:19No, I know.

22:20Gross.

22:21I think it got so bad

22:22that he even asked me

22:23if he could borrow mine.

22:25Which is not unusual for Femi.

22:29Before you know it,

22:30he's walking like you,

22:31he's talking like you,

22:32and he's dressing like you.

22:34If you don't have a personality,

22:37you just take someone else's.

22:39Isn't that right?

22:42Semi Femi.

22:50What else?

22:52Oh, yes.

22:54Vote for me!

23:08So, I think we've got

23:09all the information we need.

23:11And now, it's time to vote!

23:18Let's go!

23:20Let's go!

23:24Let's go!

23:26Let's go!

23:27Let's go!

23:31Let's go!

23:34Let's go!

23:35Let's go!

23:35Yo, Omar!

23:36Where you going?

23:37Brother, where you going?

23:38Like, Omar, where you going?

23:40Yo, listen.

23:40I know it's embarrassing.

23:41Fuck, it's embarrassing by association,

23:43but, brother,

23:43we can't just bail on Femi now.

23:45Look, it's me and Johnny.

23:45You want us to talk to me?

23:47I don't want to talk to him right now.

23:48Alright, cool.

23:48At least hand in your vote.

23:50Bro, I gotta go.

23:51Sorry.

23:51Just cast your vote, bro!

23:53Omar!

23:53Cast your vote, man!

23:56Your snake!

23:58Snake in it, man.

24:00Mr. Stapes!

24:02Yeah, miss?

24:03This doesn't look like a revision.

24:06It's biology,

24:07because I'm studying the cortisol levels

24:09under high pressure situations,

24:11so this is actually...

24:13Well, I was going to pop this in your vision, huh?

24:17Uh, sorry, miss.

24:18Sorry, excuse me.

24:20Um...

24:20Are you sure this is...

24:21You might have handed me the wrong paper here.

24:25No, that's correct.

24:27I've never got a B in my life.

24:29This was a mock exam.

24:31Imagine if it had been the real thing.

24:32I've been warning about this for weeks.

24:35I've got nothing but arrogance and cocksure answers,

24:37distracted by this and that.

24:38Ah, miss, that's...

24:44Hobie.

24:46Have you changed your mind about Cambridge?

24:48No.

24:49Why are you saying that?

24:50Because unless you pick it up,

24:51you're not going to get the grades you need to get in.

24:54I suggest you actually go and revise.

24:57Let this be a wake-up call.

25:16Oh, my God.

25:17Sorry, I was trying to be...

25:19cool and romantic and shit.

25:22Everything I do seems to come across as creepy.

25:25Why are you here?

25:27You said six o'clock.

25:28I cancelled.

25:33Shit, I...

25:33meant to cancel.

25:38I'm sorry.

25:40Um...

25:40I promise the last thing I wanted to do

25:42was spend all night in a library,

25:44but I have no choice.

25:47I don't think I've ever seen you

25:48without a book in your hand.

25:51Listen, I'm sorry that I fucked up your evening,

25:53but I actually got work to put in.

25:55Good grades don't just fall from the sky, you know?

25:57Yeah, I know.

25:58I don't think you do

25:59because if you did,

26:00you'd understand the amount of pressure

26:01that I'm under here.

26:02Well, if you weren't so self-absorbed

26:05and listened,

26:07you know, it's about 5am today

26:08just so I could get the night off to see you.

26:11I need free aids to get to Bristol Union,

26:14but that doesn't give me an excuse to be shitty

26:16and judge everyone around me

26:17if they're not up to my standards.

26:18Are you going to leave now?

26:21Yeah, I'm going.

26:22Cool.

26:29Cool.

26:42Are you from Severston?

26:52Get him.

26:53How we do this thing?

26:54Root boy everyday fam we do it easy.

26:56Whoa, shit!

26:56Growing up on the street,

26:58Out here fam everyday we keep it greasy.

27:00Sad bee's telling me she loves the way

27:01that her moves,

27:02but girl, it's just sleazy.

27:04Me and you's not the same.

27:05Root boy you can't imitate or be me.

27:07Yaaah!

27:08Whoa!

27:08Get out! Get out!

27:14All right, clear.

27:16Thanks.

27:16Bro, what are you doing here?

27:18Don't let their floppy heads fool you, you know. They can mess you up.

27:20I was visiting Leo. Well...

27:22...until she kicked me out.

27:26Why did she kick you out? I should go.

27:28You sure? But you probably want to wait until the coast is clear.

27:30You know, just in case.

27:37Um...

27:38Do you want a drink? I brought them to Filio.

27:45Yeah, sure, why not?

27:49The votes have been verified.

27:54And I can confirm the candidate in last place is...

27:59Sorry.

28:03Miss Chaplin Jones.

28:04Oh.

28:12Are you fucking serious?

28:14Don't shoot the messenger, babe.

28:15You are through this day!

28:16Move.

28:18Useless, useless. And you know what, Annabelle? You were adopted.

28:21Oh!

28:21Move!

28:23Move!

28:25This is an unprecedented vote.

28:28No candidate has yet reached the required threshold to win.

28:32As a result, after a brief intermission, we will hear from our candidates one last time and then vote...

28:38...again.

28:39Fuck my life.

28:42Jesus!

28:45Well done, you made it through.

28:48Good effort.

28:49Looks like your smear campaign didn't work.

28:51Oh, that was nothing.

28:52That was just the mere tip.

28:55The next round, we're going in the entire shaft and balls.

29:02Show after a ball.

29:03Yeah.

29:07Show after a ball.

29:13Can I see you?

29:19Sorry.

29:30I'm sorry, sorry.

29:30You gotнее.

29:30You're not too scared.

29:31You're too scared.

29:32You're too scared.

29:34You're too scared.

29:36You're too scared.

29:38Well, I did a mock exam. I got a B.

29:42Oh, so you think that's funny?

29:44No, no, no. I'm just, I'm surprised.

29:47I don't associate you with B's, innit?

29:48It's more of Femi's too.

29:50I was choosing not to go to Cambridge this year.

29:53Me, I had that choice.

29:55So I could go travelling with Abbey or whatever.

29:58And now, it's looking like I ain't even got the option.

30:02Well, it's a mock. I can bounce back.

30:04Jay, even if I can scrape it back,

30:07I've already told Abbey I'm paying for the flights and all of that shit.

30:10Bro, she currently goes to me right now, so I don't even know what's going on.

30:15Fuck me, man.

30:17What if I've done all this just so I can lose Cambridge and Abbey?

30:20Come on, man. It's Cambridge.

30:23Big, big Cambridge, bro.

30:24If she don't understand, then I don't know, man. She will, though.

30:28You reckon?

30:28Yeah.

30:30Look, man, it's a big leap.

30:32But you have to face it, even me coming out.

30:35Bro, I'm still feeling out of place and out of sorts,

30:39but I'm glad I did it.

30:42Bro, if I didn't, I'd be kicking myself alive, that's for sure.

30:47Yo, people are moving, innit?

30:49So let me buy you back, yeah?

30:50All right.

30:51He said in a bit.

31:02So this is it.

31:05No!

31:06No, you said you wouldn't laugh.

31:07I'm not laughing. It's shock, bro.

31:09Yeah, yeah, yeah, in a good way.

31:10All right, shock.

31:10Different emotions and sides in all of us,

31:13fighting and harmonizing simultaneously.

31:16Thanks.

31:17I'm sure the curse is clear.

31:19You can go now.

31:20I'm in no rush, bro.

31:22You know, it would have been cheaper to buy her one big bottle.

31:26I mean, my sister works in promotion.

31:27She said she had her shitload left over.

31:29Treating Leo to leftover promotional bottles of Prosecco.

31:33And they say romance is dead.

31:37So what's going on with you and Leo?

31:39We're just different people.

31:41Different priorities.

31:42If that makes sense.

31:44Yeah.

31:45Makes a lot of sense.

31:47There's this guy I'm seeing and he's great.

31:51Really lovely, in fact, and...

31:53And?

31:54He's got me jumping behind pillars.

31:56What?

31:56In a good way.

31:57I keep hiding from him.

32:00I think I like him because he's safe.

32:03I thought that was good for me because, you know,

32:05safe is my happy place.

32:06I love safe.

32:07What makes you think you're safe?

32:08I'm not exactly chaotic, am I?

32:10Your art is.

32:13I'm not fooled by the button-up look.

32:16I think you're attracted to messiness.

32:19Yeah, nah, that's enough Prosecco's for you.

32:21Wait, nah.

32:23I think it's you.

32:24I don't think you should be hiding it under a blanket.

32:27Or jumping behind pillars to avoid what you really want.

32:34Mmm.

32:35Mmm.

32:36Mmm.

32:40Thank you, man.

32:42Of course.

32:43You're wise.

32:44I watch a lot of Married at First Sight with my grandma.

32:47Dad.

32:47You're hiding that?

32:48Yeah, bro.

32:49Don't get in.

32:49Nobody watches that.

32:51What?

32:52Everyone watches that?

32:53See you later, man.

33:04Oh, hi.

33:06Leah.

33:09Not even an apology?

33:12Apology for...?

33:14For standing me up the other night.

33:16I'm sorry, Zhang.

33:17I thought it was just a whole study thing.

33:20But it was for a good reason.

33:21I promise.

33:22Well, I thought it was a good reason, but then it turns out that he is addicted.

33:26You met up with someone else.

33:28Zhang, am I missing something?

33:30Really, Leah?

33:39That is just blatant nepotism.

33:41Your sense of entitlement is astounding.

33:43Just because your dad was a dom doesn't make you the best person for the job.

33:47And anyway, it's about time this role went to a woman.

33:52Sorry.

33:53Are you even from here?

33:56It's kind of phobic.

33:57Oh, that's not even a word.

33:58Yes, it is.

33:58And you're an idiot.

34:00Thank you very much.

34:01Objection.

34:02And overall, but sustained.

34:04Tramley.

34:05Like, like, it doesn't even make any sense, like, because the dom has, like, like, like,

34:09never been a woman.

34:11So that would make it fair.

34:13Oh, bless you.

34:15Pathetic.

34:15And this one.

34:16Look at him.

34:17Is the dom.

34:18Ugh.

34:18Stiff.

34:20Wooden.

34:21Lifeless.

34:22And those were just his King Lear reviews.

34:24Is that all you've got?

34:25Insults?

34:26Shut up, mate.

34:27Haven't you got a bed to piss in?

34:28Which is a true story, by the way.

34:30Yeah.

34:31Thank you very much.

34:35Order.

34:36Order.

34:37Adebayo.

34:39Yeah.

34:40I wore the same pants for a week.

34:42Yeah.

34:44I got pissed and pissed my bed and hid my sheets.

34:50Let's see.

34:51What else do you know about me?

34:53Sometimes I suck my thumb when I'm sleeping.

34:58I piss sitting down.

35:01You'll probably tell them that I'm a virgin.

35:11So beyond the put downs, you've got nothing.

35:17Just like you will have nothing to offer being the dom.

35:20Because it doesn't mean anything to you.

35:22Just like I'm guessing, it doesn't mean anything to most of you.

35:32Well, it means something to me.

35:35I want to do our year justice.

35:38I want our future years to look back at our year as the best year.

35:43Full of absolute legends.

35:48So, instead of voting for Mr. Adebayo, I don't really give a shit.

35:54Vote for someone who does.

35:56That's the weeness.

35:57That's the weeness!

36:03Weeness!

36:04Weeness!

36:06Weeness!

36:08Weeness!

36:10Weeness!

36:11Weeness!

36:13Any final words?

36:22Vote for me and I'll get all of you twats into Glastonbury!

36:29That's right!

36:311040s Unlimited Weapons for everyone!

37:04Hi. Hi, B. I'm not sure if we're still together.

37:12I hope we are.

37:15I just want to talk to you.

37:17I need to talk to you.

37:18It's about the travelling.

37:20I'm not sure where your head is at, with any of it, but...

37:28What are you doing here?

37:29Is now about time?

37:30No.

37:35It's just...

37:38You have kind of, like, left me on read for the past, like, three days.

37:44Yeah, I know. I'm sorry.

37:45Well, I was about to send you a message.

37:46Me first.

37:50Your mum said that you were getting cold for you about Cambridge, and that you weren't going because of me,

37:54and so I thought I could stay away from you, and I tried, but I couldn't, I can't, so I

37:59think that's because I love you.

38:05You don't need to say it back. Or anything.

38:19But, I mean, you could say something.

38:21Yeah.

38:22Nah. Shit.

38:25Um...

38:28I love you too.

38:32I...

38:39I proper love you.

38:44I love you.

38:55But, Cambridge, I don't know about you, but I don't know if I can do long distance.

39:07Me neither.

39:27Are we all in agreement?

39:30Hm?

39:32It's fine.

39:33Huh?

39:36The votes have been verified.

39:44And I can confirm that the candidate in third place is...

39:50Johnson.

39:52What?

39:53No, no, no. Honey, it's okay. It'll be fine.

39:55Remember, my illustrious spectators, there can only be one winner.

40:00Which means the candidate in second place is...

40:10Stramley!

40:13Meaning our new Dominus Calumni is...

40:17Femi Adebayo.

40:20What?

40:23Congratulations, Semi Femi.

40:31Well, come on up, dickhead.

40:51How did you do it?

40:53You were there.

40:55Confidence, character and charisma.

40:57Come on.

40:58No way they chose you over Glastow tickets.

41:00And they saw through your life.

41:01I wasn't lying.

41:03I have connects and everyone in that room knows that.

41:06That's why something isn't adding up here.

41:09I smell a rat.

41:10Well, I know it's hard to accept, but David beat Goliath.

41:17Oh, you know that something isn't adding up here, Fem Fems, and I will find the truth!

41:22You trust me!

41:30Hey.

41:31Hey, my man, about hey, is this not you?

41:34Meet me in my room, 10pm, life or death?

41:37It is!

41:37So, are you going to tell us or are you just gonna...

41:41Yeah, no, I need help breaking into the exhibition hall.

41:43It's where everyone's showing their final pieces.

41:46Why?

41:47This.

41:54Everyone's showing their A-level pieces and what I've got in the exhibition is just not good enough.

41:59It gives, uh, I don't, uh...

42:02Leo?

42:02What is it?

42:06It's me.

42:06Not so much showing who I am, but rather revealing how I experience me.

42:12So, yeah.

42:13What do you think?

42:14It's giving emotion sickness.

42:15We're not even moving.

42:18Look, guys, Carol said I couldn't show up, but fuck that.

42:20I'm gonna break in and make sure this is what the art school reps will see, but I can't do

42:23it alone.

42:24You guys need to help, so we've got to do it now.

42:25I don't usually agree with Carol, but...

42:29I agree with Carol.

42:33Omar, you took me out of my studying for this.

42:36You're lying.

42:37I thought you guys would come and help me out.

42:39This is us helping you.

42:40Brother, don't let anyone ever see this in your entire lifespan.

42:44You know what? What do you know?

42:46You sabotage your entire A-levels for a girl that you can't admit you've got feelings for.

42:49He got your feelings for.

42:51You, yeah.

42:51You crash and burn every relationship you're in.

42:53Yo, take the best.

42:54And then you, Femi.

42:55You can't get no girl because you don't change your underpants.

42:58No, I can't lie.

42:58No, no, what are you trying to say?

43:00No, bro, I...

43:00You just read us.

43:02You know what?

43:02Guys, guys.

43:03Can you guys please go?

43:04Oh, right, listen.

43:05Our bad...

43:05Yeah, please.

43:06In fact, get out.

43:09Cool.

43:09What?

43:09Van Gogh.

43:11Huh.

43:19Oh.

43:21Yeah.

43:24Sick.

43:27Uh...

43:30You played.

43:33Cool.

43:33Oh boy, oh no cowboy, can't stop full stone, oh.

43:39You're sweet like sugar, let me taste your sugar.

43:44You give it super, you give it, give it super.

43:49You're sweet like sugar, let me taste your sugar, oh.

43:54You give it super, you give it, give it super.

43:59Don't wait, don't cut cage me.

44:04Sweet danger, there's no saving me.

44:09I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a.

44:30Only one night, can't stay, I'll be gone by tomorrow.

44:34Baby, did you not know when you're single?

44:36I'm a bad boy, baby, I'm in trouble, I'm in trouble.

44:41I'll wrap you up, I'll spin you out, I'll break your heart.

44:45Baby, I'm a bad man, I'm a bad man.

44:50Come back, come back, come back, come back, I'm only.

44:53You get in trouble, I'll play with me.

44:56Baby, I'm a bad man.

44:58Baby, I'm a bad man.

44:59Baby, I'm a bad man.

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