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00:18Every time you leave town, these girls invent a crisis, I swear to God.
00:22Well, not every time I leave town.
00:24It's every time I go on vacation.
00:26If I was at a shareholder meeting in Boston, everything would be just fine.
00:31Well, it's not fine, and you're not here.
00:33Wait a minute.
00:35Hang on.
00:40It's snowing.
00:42Snowing? In June?
00:43In June.
00:45What do the fish think about that?
00:47The river's too high to fish anyway.
00:49Well, then why are you...
00:51Oh, no, never mind. I remember.
00:53Cabins don't maintain themselves.
00:55They sure don't.
00:56I can't get you to change the curtains here, but you'll fly a thousand miles to restain a deck.
01:01Well, you can change the curtains any time you want.
01:04What you can't get me to do is have an opinion about them.
01:07It's difficult to have an argument when you're proving my point, honey.
01:10I didn't know we were arguing. It's been so pleasant.
01:13Can we get back to the crisis, please?
01:15We can talk about whatever you want.
01:18I had lunch with Abigail today.
01:20Oh, using her full name.
01:22Yeah. She informed me that she and Dallas are getting a divorce.
01:25Well, I was surprised it lasted as long as it did.
01:29It was doomed from the start.
01:30Well, actually, Dallas was doomed from the start.
01:33Anyone who names their child after a city, especially a city they've never been to.
01:38You haven't heard the best part.
01:40Dallas is staying in the apartment and asking for spousal support.
01:44Oh, yeah. Well, best of luck with that, Dallas.
01:47All right. Where's Abby staying?
01:49Well, she would like to speak to you about that.
01:53I think it's time that we let her figure things out for herself.
01:58Honey, I'm afraid that time has passed.
02:01We throw her out to sink or swim. We're just drowning her kids with her.
02:05I don't know.
02:06Just thinking about when we were young and crammed into a shoebox of an apartment with no furniture,
02:13rationing ramen noodles.
02:14Ah, the good old days.
02:16Yeah, they were. I mean, what would you trade them for?
02:19An apartment with heat might have been nice.
02:20No, I mean it. I mean, if you had had parents that you could run to every time life got
02:24hard,
02:24would you be the man you are today?
02:26Probably not. But Abby isn't a man.
02:28What? Whoa, wait. What's that supposed to mean?
02:32Easy. I'm not picking a fight here.
02:34Yeah, well, you let me decide that.
02:36Paige could handle it. She'd find a way.
02:39But Abby just doesn't have it in her, honey.
02:42She's a dreamer. Big dreams with absolutely no drive to see them through.
02:46And if we had remained poor, that would not have changed.
02:49So, I don't know. What are you saying?
02:51She gets to remain a child for the rest of her life?
02:54She remains our responsibility because she does not have the belief to be responsible for herself.
02:59She never has.
03:00No, the word you mean is discipline.
03:03No, honey. I mean belief. You gotta have that first.
03:05How can you have discipline about realizing a dream you don't believe you're capable of achieving?
03:10We can love her all we want, honey.
03:14We will never make her love herself.
03:18You are ruining my plan to blame this on us.
03:22Yeah, don't be too hard on her, honey.
03:25She's hard enough on herself, and that's her problem.
03:29She's the only one who can fix it.
03:31No, you don't know how she goes.
03:34No, no, no.
03:46No, no.
03:49No, no, no.
03:51No.
03:54No, no, no.
04:02That's incredible.
04:04Sausage or pancakes?
04:06Both.
04:06Since when did my girls develop an appetite?
04:10Do you want breakfast?
04:11What are my options?
04:13Elk, sausage or pancakes?
04:15Oh God.
04:15It's quite the quandary.
04:17Embrace your inner carnivore or face the gluten monster.
04:20I don't know when you became Miss Little House on the Prairie, you juice fasting fucking hypocrite.
04:24Hey!
04:25Are you out of your mind?
04:26Do not talk like that around my girls.
04:28Oh, your girls.
04:30Like you own them.
04:31Babe, you gotta try this baking soda stuff.
04:33Look at my...
04:38I'm gonna go for a walk.
04:39Take my girls, would you?
04:41Can we go after breakfast?
04:43You can go now.
04:50Ooh, I'm in for it now.
04:52What are you gonna do, Abby?
04:53Are you gonna bend me over your...
04:55Don't you ever talk like that around my...
04:58The ass you ever fucking touched me?
05:26You girls want to see a tantrum?
05:28Because where are you going to?
05:30I can see that we've all completely forgotten why we're here.
05:35Or maybe it's just that I did such a terrible job as a mother that I instilled in you absolutely
05:41no love or respect for each other or for anyone else, for that matter.
05:47This is not your house.
05:48This is my house.
05:50And unlike my other house, you make a mess in this one, you will clean it the fuck up.
06:11Cade, Stacy, I'm sorry to bother you.
06:15I need to pick up Paul's truck at the sheriff's, and I was wondering, are you sure?
06:28I have to say, it is refreshing to see you two passionate about something, even if it is hating each
06:34other.
06:34Now, if I could just get you to show half this much emotion over losing your father.
06:44I'll sleep if you want to move on.
06:49Yeah.
06:51Start with the table and dishes.
07:09Everything okay?
07:11No.
07:12Russell, I wouldn't say so.
07:14What happened?
07:15Oh, a lot of emotions, Russell.
07:18They have no idea where to put them.
07:20I'd give them some space so they don't try to put them on you.
07:23Yes.
07:24I've experienced that.
07:28It's not pleasant.
07:30It's not pleasant.
07:48It's not pleasant.
07:51It's not pleasant.
07:52Wow.
07:54Right?
07:56A real life man cave.
07:58How do they get all of this stuff up ladders? Isn't this cool? I don't know if we should be
08:03up here girls
08:03I don't know how stable the floor is
08:05Stable enough for a pool table
08:09What's this?
08:13Well, that's like an antique computer game sort of from like the old west from
08:21Not from the new west that's for sure
08:49Thank you
08:52Maybe they should have beat the shit out of each other years ago
08:56Abby, I want you to come with me
08:58Paige, you keep an eye on the girls, a close eye
09:01Yes, ma'am
09:05Grab that card, your girl's made for the neighbors
09:14Thank you for doing this
09:21Of course, excuse the mess, it's a work truck
09:25Oh, we're no stranger to messes
09:27You'll be right at home
09:30Oh, sorry
09:35Yep
09:39Yeah
09:58I have something for you from my girls to say, thank you
10:03Don't thank me, I didn't do anything
10:05But my wife will be tickled, bank
10:09We can drop it off, you got time
10:11We have time
10:41Hey darling
10:41Hey darling
10:41Hey mama
10:43Hope y'all gonna put him to work
10:45Sounds like a cow dog
10:47Obeys much better when he's tired
10:48We'll see what we can come up with
10:50A girl's made this for you, it's silly
10:52But they wanted to thank you for the food
10:54Well, nothing silly about it at all
10:56Thank you
10:58How'd you like those Indian tacos?
10:59Those are usually the hit of the picnic
11:02We are saving those for last
11:03That's what we do
11:05Kate says we got a daughter same age as yours
11:08Love to get them together
11:10Yeah, I mean, I don't know how long we're gonna stay
11:11But we should
11:12That would be great
11:13How's this school here?
11:15Like the old days, they're all crammed in one room
11:17It's great for the young ones
11:18Because the older kids help them
11:20And it's great for the older ones
11:21Because they learn how to help
11:23I'll be back before supper
11:25No rush
11:25I ain't going nowhere
11:30Bye
11:30I love you
11:47So how'd you two meet?
11:48A rodeo
11:50I was riding bronze because I'm stupid
11:52And she was running barrel
11:54Because she's wilder than a rabbit hair
12:00I have no idea what he just said
12:04I think he's saying they were made for each other
12:06Yes, ma'am
12:08That's what I was saying
12:28Sorry
12:30Oh
12:31It's okay
12:38Howdy, amigo
12:41You still got that yellow with the three socks?
12:44Oh, I got them
12:44I'm sure you want them
12:46He's fine outside
12:47But he's a dancing sucker in the box
12:49He don't like the marinas
12:51Can I come try him?
12:52Anytime you want
12:54I'll come over this weekend
12:55Don't bring beer
12:56My wife will kill us both
12:57I make no promises
13:00May I ask you something?
13:03Yes, ma'am
13:05What in the world are you two talking about?
13:08A horse
13:10A dancing horse
13:12That he is
13:14Okay
13:20I just need to make a copy of the death certificate
13:24The funeral home should have prepared
13:27Oh
13:35Sorry
13:36This one's
13:37A long run
14:04We moved an out front for you
14:05Thank you
14:06Thank you
14:08We're praying for you, Mrs. Kleiber
14:10Praying
14:11For what?
14:13For peace
14:14It's not working
14:23It's not working
14:25It's not working
14:29It's not working
14:31It's not working
14:33It's not working
14:34It's not working
14:35It's not working
14:36It's not working
14:37It's not working
14:38It's not working
14:38It's not working
14:41It's not working
14:41It's not working
14:42It's not working
14:43It's not working
14:43It's not working
14:44It's not working
14:44It's not working
14:50So
15:24You want me to tell him to go?
15:36We got it from here, but thank you.
15:39You don't know the way?
15:40Just pulled up my phone.
15:42Sounds like a no.
15:43Don't you follow me?
15:49Don't you follow me?
16:17Don't you follow me?
16:18Boy, they sure make men different out here, don't they?
16:21Your father's the only real man you ever met, so I'm not sure you have the data to make
16:26that comparison.
16:27Okay, you know what?
16:28This tough love shit is 20 years too late.
16:31Isn't that the truth?
16:34Is that why you asked me to come?
16:35You didn't get it out of your system this morning?
16:38Okay, you know what?
16:39Fine, Mom.
16:40Pull over.
16:40Give me your best shot.
16:42What is your plan?
16:43My plan?
16:44Yeah.
16:46In New York.
16:47For the future.
16:48I don't know.
16:49Co-parent my daughters.
16:51You're doing that anywhere.
16:54Work on myself?
16:55Honey, what does that mean?
16:57I don't know.
16:58Try and find happiness.
17:01Find someone who makes me happy.
17:03I don't know.
17:04Start dating?
17:06I don't know.
17:06I'll try to...
17:07You have no idea.
17:10No.
17:11You should stay with me.
17:14No, I am not moving to the Upper East Side where everyone is married.
17:18No, I mean here.
17:19Here?
17:19I told you what I'm doing.
17:21Mom.
17:22Abby, you have never been challenged in your life.
17:24Mom.
17:25This would be a challenge.
17:26Mom, stop.
17:26And challenge is exactly what you need.
17:27You are not moving to Montana with no running water.
17:30We have running water.
17:31We have no sewage.
17:32How can you live here?
17:33You have no friends.
17:34The grocery store is an hour away.
17:35And what are you going to do in the winter?
17:37Are you going to chop wood?
17:38I know you are hurting.
17:39We are all hurting.
17:41I don't know how to move on from a failed marriage.
17:43I can't fathom moving on from a perfect one.
17:46But this is not moving on.
17:49This is hiding.
17:50You have countless friends in New York.
17:52Your family is there.
17:54All of the charities that you work so hard...
17:56The debate about what I will do is over.
17:58This is a debate about what you will do.
18:01And what I will do as a result.
18:04I will sell your house, which is my house.
18:07And as executor of the trust, I will cease all payments to you.
18:11You want to live in New York?
18:12You make it work.
18:15And what about my children?
18:17Pick a boarding school.
18:18I'll pay for that.
18:19You know, their father needs to be a part of this decision.
18:20Oh, no, no, no.
18:21I am selling his house too.
18:22There are no more free rides for anyone.
18:25Your options are stay here with me.
18:28Or you figure out your life on your own.
18:32What the fuck did I do to make you hate me so much more?
18:38Abby, you don't understand that this is the most love I have ever shown you.
18:45Let me out of this car.
18:47I want out of this fucking car.
18:50I want out of this fucking car!
19:02What the fuck?
19:04What the fuck?
19:08What the fuck?
19:14Hey, bud.
19:14You busy?
19:15Yeah, I got some lost cargo on 89.
19:17You mind running it up to the house?
19:20Well, thanks, Amigo.
19:22Yeah.
19:27I'll beat one.
19:30There is a green room for him just outside the theater.
19:32The screening ends at 8.52, and then we'll escort him out for the Q&A, which is scheduled
19:37for 25 minutes.
19:39If he wants to do photos, he can.
19:41And then we'll get him over to the Soho house for the reception.
19:46No, I won't.
19:48I've had a death in the family.
19:59Hey, you hit it.
20:01Come on!
20:02Is it cold?
20:04It feels great!
20:14Ooh, it's cold.
20:26Get out!
20:31All right, come on.
20:33Wait!
20:34Leave me for me!
20:35I don't know.
21:09I don't know.
21:35I don't know.
21:46Oh, God.
21:59That sure is a permanent solution to a temporary problem.
22:05I'm...
22:06I'm not.
22:08I'm not.
22:12I don't know.
22:12You know, I got some experience with that solution.
22:16My father chose it.
22:21The thing about suicide no one talks about is that it's contagious.
22:26You lost a brother and an uncle for it.
22:30What's through with us?
22:30I would never.
22:32I just...
22:36My girls would never survive without me.
22:39They barely survive now.
22:40How?
22:44Those things come in real handy when you surprise a bear, but that's about all they're good
22:49for.
22:49Yeah.
22:51Yeah.
22:52How would you feel about me hanging on to that until Grizzly makes you real angry?
23:00Yeah.
23:07When my father died, the thing that surprised me the most was all the damn paperwork.
23:15And paperwork has got to be somebody else's job.
23:18Yeah.
23:20Your job's just to miss them.
23:24Yeah.
23:27I'll follow you this time.
23:30Stay on 287 until he gets your role.
23:31Okay.
24:00May I just...
24:02Um...
24:07Hi, honey.
24:08Hold on.
24:08Just one second.
24:09Okay.
24:09I'm going outside.
24:12Are you okay?
24:13I have been calling and texting and I...
24:15Are you my friend?
24:17Am I...
24:18Stacy, of course.
24:19Think real hard before you answer.
24:23Stacy, you are my best friend.
24:26Get on a plane.
24:27I need you.
24:29You text me the address and I will be there first thing in the morning.
24:46No.
24:48Is there any way someone could bring the rental car to me?
24:54I will drive them back.
24:57Okay.
24:58You know what?
24:59How about I pay for two rental cars and one person follows the other person to me?
25:08You know what?
25:09Let's try this again.
25:10How about...
25:14One second.
25:16This ain't very safe.
25:19You don't say?
25:21Also ain't very legal.
25:23Would you mind arresting me?
25:24Is there any way that you can bring a rental car to the police station?
25:27Is that possible?
25:28I got an idea that's a little less traumatic.
25:30How about I give you a ride?
25:33You do that?
25:34Yes, ma'am.
25:38In the back?
25:39Only if you start making trouble.
25:41I have all of today's trouble out of my system.
25:44That's good news for both of us.
25:51Thanks.
25:58You're out by the Mason Ranch?
25:59Am I?
26:00Where Cade works?
26:02Oh, yes.
26:03Cade.
26:04Cade the cowboy.
26:06He is that.
26:07Everybody knows everybody here, huh?
26:10Way much of an accomplishment.
26:14Oh, man.
26:27I'm sorry.
26:31If it's any consolation, you are seeing me at the lowest point in my life.
26:38I don't get to meet many at their best moments, ma'am.
26:41That just ain't the job.
26:44I'll tell you this.
26:46If I had a loved one pass in New York City,
26:49I'd be a lot more lost than you.
26:56Do you have any music in this thing?
27:00Music is the one thing I don't have.
27:04I can turn the sirens on, drive like a bad out of hell if it'll make you feel better.
27:11It's worth a shot.
27:24It's worth a shot.
27:26The people just get right out of the way, don't they?
27:27The sirens have that effect.
27:33I don't think I have the moral compass for this kind of power.
27:37What's your name?
27:39Abby.
27:41You're all right, Abby.
27:59Hey, we could try the indigenous tacos. What do you think?
28:04Can we eat all the lasagna?
28:06Yeah, lasagna is down.
28:08What's in the freezer?
28:11Everything in the freezer has hooves.
28:13All right, let's try the taco things.
28:18Where's mom?
28:21There's a light on in her cabin.
28:33I'll be back.
28:35Take bear spray.
28:36If there was a bear, I think I would see it.
29:00Hey, it's Abby.
29:02I need a message.
29:05Mom.
29:07You didn't tell us you were back.
29:11I'm going to have to go back out and find your sister.
29:13She's at the neighbors.
29:15What neighbors?
29:16The cowboy.
29:18That doesn't make any sense.
29:20The cowboy followed me here.
29:21That's where she is.
29:23We're making dinner. Are you hungry?
29:25How did she manage that?
29:27I heard handsome and I heard uniform.
29:33What's for dinner?
29:35The tacos. We dare not speak their name.
29:37I cannot wait for those girls to meet the woman who made them.
29:45We swam in the river today.
29:47Oh yeah? How was that?
29:48Felt gray on my hoo-ha.
29:50And then Russell made me this baking soda bandage.
29:54There's no telling the yeast infection I'm in store for, but the swelling is sure down.
29:58My vagina is almost back to normal.
29:59Jesus.
30:00I gotta say Paige, not the answer I was expecting.
30:08What are you doing girls?
30:10Found this in our cabin.
30:12Internet stopped breaking.
30:20So why'd you throw mom out of your truck?
30:24For beating Paige's ass?
30:25Hey!
30:26Number one, it was a drop.
30:28Number two, nice language.
30:30I didn't.
30:31Your mother asked to get out of the truck.
30:34Not what she said.
30:35Well, her relationship with the truth remains the same.
30:38Okay, I think this is ready.
31:22Tony.
31:24Don't.
31:25Don't rope the dog.
31:29And what are you doing?
31:30Making a spear.
31:31Hey, a little help here.
31:33Hey, boys!
31:36Here you go, darling.
31:37Oh, thank you.
31:39Here you go, darling.
31:40Okay, that's not twice.
31:42Thanks, mama.
31:43You're welcome.
31:46Swap leads in a turn, Kayla.
32:04Looks like you're about on a horse.
32:05Let's get her washed up and fed.
32:10Don't mind us while we herd wild children.
32:17Oh, my God.
32:18Spade.
32:18Let that snake go.
32:20He's not bothering you.
32:21Are there more of those things around?
32:23Oh, you want as many of those around as you can get.
32:26What is that?
32:27Keep the rodents away.
32:29If you ain't got rodents, you ain't got rattlesnakes.
32:32Good to know.
32:33Mm.
32:35Looks like they're...
32:38Should we go?
32:39They'll get those kids put down.
32:41Be right back out.
32:43Thanks.
32:45You have kids?
32:46Two boys.
32:48How old?
32:49Fourteen and eleven.
32:52I was the scourge of New York when I got pregnant at 20.
32:55You fit right in here.
32:58Where's your wife?
33:00She died.
33:03I'm sorry.
33:04It was a few years ago.
33:12Cancer?
33:14The ATV flipped over on her.
33:16She...
33:17Running it up the hill.
33:19She had no business being on, but...
33:21We couldn't tell her no.
33:24She's wild as fire.
33:30What about you?
33:32Hmm.
33:33My ex-husband is...
33:35Very much alive.
33:37I only wish you were dead.
33:40You don't wish that...
33:41I'm just...
33:42I'm kidding.
33:42I shouldn't have said that.
33:44I was...
33:46He a good father?
33:50That's an interesting question.
33:52Pretty important one.
33:53He's half the deal.
33:54Just interesting you thought to ask it.
33:59What's interesting is...
34:03You haven't answered.
34:08Hope he is.
34:10For your kids sake.
34:14It's getting late.
34:17Want me to take you home?
34:18I would like that very much.
34:20But for now I will settle for the ranch next door.
34:25Well...
34:27Ranch next door it is.
34:30Thanks.
34:40What?
34:42What?
34:45What are you...
34:46Well you want to go back, right?
34:48Yeah.
34:48Okay.
34:50But you're not walking.
34:51I'm waiting for you.
34:52Oh.
34:53You want me to move first.
34:55And then I walk with you.
34:56That's how it works.
34:57Yeah.
34:59Still figuring out the rules here.
35:00Cool.
35:01Ain't too hard to figure out.
35:10Thanks.
35:10You bet.
35:20I've had enough horses underneath.
35:22Oh, really.
35:26And then...
35:27Oh...
35:34Oh...
35:36Oh.
35:47I told me.
35:49That's not how security.
35:55I don't know.
36:20How long are you in the valley?
36:23That is the question, and I have no answer.
36:27Here's another one. When are y'all coming back?
36:30Another question with no answer.
36:34Why?
36:37Why do you ask?
36:40I know you're dealing with a lot, and this ain't the timing.
36:43Good timing is not something I was blessed with.
36:46Gotta take my shots when they come.
36:51I'm trying to decipher that.
36:53There's not much to decipher. The answer is yes.
36:57You didn't ask the question yet.
37:00The answer's still yes.
37:05Okay.
37:06This is when the country boy thing needs a little kick in the ass.
37:09Do you have a pen?
37:11Something to write on?
37:25Right, okay.
37:26So I'll, uh...
37:32Great.
37:35Nope. I'm gonna, I'm gonna need one more of those.
37:51Oh my God.
37:51No, no, no.
37:53Okay.
37:55You better go, or I'm gonna drag you into a horse stall.
38:00That's not the threat to make me leave.
38:07I am gonna go, thank you, do damage control on my daughters.
38:12After we plot out a cemetery and plan a funeral, I am pretty free.
38:17So, give me a call.
38:21I'll do it.
38:30Oh my God, he's fucking beautiful!
38:33I don't know about beautiful.
38:34He's fit.
38:35He's in shape.
38:36But that's like the job, you know?
38:37So please.
38:38He's so cute, Mom.
38:39Really?
38:40Yeah.
38:41You just found him on the street?
38:42Well, actually, he found me.
38:43I was steamy.
38:44What are you guys doing?
38:46Sexy man.
38:55Mmm.
38:57That doesn't hurt.
39:00Harder.
39:01Your threshold for pain should be studied.
39:04Walk 30 blocks in four inch heels, then tell me it's the foot massage that hurts.
39:08I'm gonna take your word for it.
39:10So the judge didn't award spousal support.
39:14Where should I support?
39:15Why would you?
39:16They're both unemployed.
39:18Says each parent is responsible for expenses when they have the girls.
39:22And they need to split tuition.
39:26Or place them in public school.
39:29That's not happening.
39:30Well, maybe it should happen.
39:31In the village?
39:32Come on, honey.
39:33Look, this is a win because the court isn't dictating what we do, which is gonna have to
39:37cover the gap when the girls are with him.
39:39He hasn't worked a day in his life.
39:42If we don't help, he'll tuck tail and go.
39:45Who knows?
39:46Where do 35-year-old adolescents go?
39:49Oh, Los Angeles.
39:51Try to become a fucking actor.
39:54Then we're just robbing their children.
39:56He's a nice guy.
39:58Dilettante with zero ambition.
40:01Be nice.
40:02That's partly our fault.
40:03Well, we did.
40:05We enabled it.
40:06You're enabling it now.
40:08If we're always around to pick her up, she's never gonna learn to stand on her own.
40:13For God's sakes, she's 33 years old.
40:17We need to let her fall down.
40:21Honey, I can't do that.
40:24She may be the oldest, but she's still my baby.
40:27I can't take that risk.
40:31Picking her up when she falls is my job.
40:53Told you, honey.
40:55Who knows?
40:57I can't do that.
40:58I can't do that.
40:59I can't do that.
41:01I can't do that.
41:03I can't do that.
41:03Go away.
41:03Bye-bye.
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