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00:03Maggie, I know I messed up in the past, but I'm ready to be with you.
00:09I'm all in.
00:10I really want to believe you.
00:12Do it.
00:14Chester?
00:16There's no false hits, Detective.
00:19Oh.
00:20This is what we're doing today?
00:21I thought we were going to that goat's milk ice cream place.
00:24You did think that?
00:24This is, of course, what we're doing today.
00:26I'm going to ask you questions while you're hooked up to a lie detector, like,
00:29what makes this time any different?
00:32I went to therapy.
00:34That's true.
00:35A yo-woska therapy.
00:37We're talking doing the work for 12, 13 hours in a treehouse in Van Nuys.
00:42How do I know you won't just disappear?
00:45I really, really, really like you, Maggie.
00:52It's true.
00:54Wow.
01:01Now tell me how attracted you are to my friends on a scale of 1 to 10.
01:06We'll start with Emma.
01:08Can we start with somebody else?
01:18So, how's it going with Rick?
01:20Yeah.
01:21It's going really great.
01:22Really great.
01:23Well, what about Shaw?
01:25I don't know if Shaw likes me back, okay?
01:27This could all be in my head.
01:28But I know what I have with Rick is real.
01:30Yeah.
01:31He's a great guy.
01:33Right.
01:33Rick is really good for right now.
01:35Oh, yeah.
01:35Okay, look, he's cute and he's fine and light and dumb, but that's good.
01:40I could focus on my career without any distractions.
01:42We're rooting for you.
01:43I am for you.
01:44Lighting candles for you.
01:45Hey, why is that degenerate Rick Silver back on my base?
01:49Because I asked him to stay.
01:50You can't trust him, okay?
01:52You can't.
01:52Actually, I can.
01:53Because he really, really, really likes me.
01:55And he said so during a three-hour polygraph.
01:58All that proves is he can lie for an entire season of British television.
02:01They're trained by the CIA to be able to beat the polygraph.
02:03It's like one of the first things that they learn.
02:05Okay, you are going to have to get used to this, Dad, because Rick took a sabbatical
02:09from the CIA to stay on the base and work on the relationship with me.
02:11This guy comes from a morally bankrupt cult that is doing a slow, controlled burn of the
02:17entire planet, okay?
02:18Stupid and evil is not what I had in mind for my daughter.
02:21No, I'm ignoring you.
02:22And look who is texting me.
02:25You up?
02:27Maggie, it's 11 a.m., but he spelled you out.
02:31Progress.
02:31Now, if you'll excuse me, I have got to go because I am up.
02:41Conway, I know you want to get rid of Rick Silver just as much as I do.
02:45And I'm down for however we can get him off of this base short of, like, felony assault.
02:48Although, I do know a guy.
02:50I know a guy.
02:51Me.
02:52All right, listen.
02:53Here's the deal.
02:54Maggie is in a platonic emotional affair that is going nowhere.
02:58So, like we all do, she called a hot, dumb sex guy.
03:03So, who's Mr. Platonic?
03:04Okay, that is not relevant.
03:06All you need to know is that Rick Silver is bad for Maggie.
03:09I'm not buying this whole CIA sabbatical thing.
03:11They don't do sabbaticals.
03:12No.
03:12It's like the hokey pokey with the CIA.
03:14You're either in or you're out.
03:15So, you know what?
03:17I'm calling the CIA.
03:18Hey, get me Langley operations, okay?
03:20Yes, sir.
03:22Can I help you?
03:23This is Colonel Patrick Quinn.
03:24I would like to discuss the whereabouts of one of your field operatives, a Rick Silver.
03:31Hold, please.
03:31Oh, you snitching?
03:32Well, I'm not really snitching.
03:34I'm snitching at a bunch of snitches who are snitching out of the snitches.
03:36Yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:37I'm with you.
03:37CIA has me on hold.
03:39What?
03:39They have terrible customer service.
03:49Corporal, what are you doing?
03:50I wasn't masturbating.
03:53What?
03:53I made a promise to myself and the laundry room spirits that I wouldn't defile this sacred space.
03:58And that is why I'm wearing oven mitts.
04:00Now, I meant why are you sleeping here and not in the barracks?
04:03I can't sleep there because Gideon's watching Gilmore Girls at full volume.
04:07Rory's going to Yale.
04:08It's not even a good season.
04:09So I had to go searching for a different place to sleep.
04:11Then I came across this little go-to-lock situation.
04:13I was like, whatever, you can't sleep here.
04:16Then why is there a bed with a framed photo of your family?
04:20This is your bed, isn't it?
04:21This is just a temporary situation, right?
04:23Celeste is still moving her stuff out of our place and I got to steer clear or whatever.
04:26No judgment here at all.
04:28Good.
04:28Now, normally I do have a thing about being a little spoon, but I think you need to be comforted
04:32more getting here.
04:33What?
04:33No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
04:34We're sharing, aren't we?
04:35No, no, no, no, no, we're not going to be spooning.
04:36Oh, you could sleep in the laundry room, but the office is mine.
04:38Let's go.
04:38Ow, ow.
04:39Okay.
04:43No, you can keep it, but they actually don't work.
04:45Oh, that's disgusting.
04:50Good evening, Colonel.
04:52Looking for this, I found all five.
05:00It appears I missed one.
05:01Why are so many guns?
05:03Because I'm an American, that's why.
05:04Who the hell are you supposed to be, buddy?
05:06Alistair McLeod, MI6.
05:08Oh, God.
05:09Gross.
05:10You have a problem with MI6?
05:12Yeah, I do.
05:13Okay, he's the only thing worse than a CIA spy is a British spy.
05:16Oh, is that so?
05:17Yeah.
05:18You guys are all emotionally closed-off eunuchs.
05:20CIA's famous for drugging and bugging, but you guys, you're famous for peeping and creeping.
05:25We prefer peaking and sneaking.
05:27Oh, I'm sure you do, pervs.
05:29I know what you guys do.
05:30You lurk in the shadows.
05:32You stare into bedroom windows while your tiny little clammy British hands are doing God knows what inside those stupid
05:38trench coats.
05:38Yes, your call to Langley, um, kicked over a hornet's nest, old chap.
05:43The CIA agent going AWOL at Stroopstorff begs a lot of questions.
05:47AWOL?
05:47Your agency tasked me as Netherland Station Chief to find answers.
05:52Where'd you find, old chap?
05:54I found this at a dead drop beneath the bench on your base an hour ago.
06:01Schematics of the base.
06:02There is a mole right here in the heart of Stroopstorff.
06:05And with your call, we suspect...
06:07Rick Silver.
06:08I knew it.
06:09I knew he was a double agent.
06:10Oh my God.
06:11I've been waiting for this day.
06:13I'm going to get my seventh gun.
06:14Not so fast.
06:16We need proof.
06:17So, we stand outside his window every night for six months of peeping.
06:23Oh, I mean peaking.
06:24Six months?
06:25They could be married in six months.
06:26Or worse, calling each other partners.
06:29The only faster way is to act like the cowboys of the CIA.
06:32And, as you say, with their drugging and bugging.
06:35Yippee-ki-yay, Mr. MI6.
06:36That's what we're doing.
06:39Colonel, thank you for this late night scotch invite.
06:42Yeah.
06:43Mmm.
06:44I thought it was a good time for a little sit-down.
06:46Yeah, man.
06:47It's nice to be a welcomed guest.
06:49Especially since last time I was drugged and bugged.
06:53And this time, I put truth serum in your scotch.
06:56Again?
06:57Yep.
06:57When are you going to realize that we're on the same side?
06:59We're not really on the same side, Rick.
07:02As a matter of fact, unfortunately, I'm on his side.
07:06Who?
07:07Yeah.
07:08M-I-6?
07:10Oh, you know him?
07:10He's a posh, impotent peeper.
07:13You've seen one, you've seen them all.
07:15Mr. Silva, I am here on behalf of your agency.
07:18Calmly answer my questions, and you may walk free.
07:22How do we know if it's working?
07:23Our scientists have engineered a gastrointestinal starting pistol.
07:28I'm so sorry.
07:30That was me.
07:31That was not the chair.
07:31That was definitely me.
07:35Oh, snap.
07:35You got me on that pure, uncut English truth serum, huh?
07:39How much did you give him?
07:40One bottle?
07:41No, one bottle.
07:42I wanted to make sure it worked.
07:43I saw a dead alien.
07:44In a freezer?
07:45I poked its toe.
07:46At least, I think it was its toe.
07:48But the guys I was with laughed, so it might have been something else.
07:54Hey, uh, have you seen Rick?
07:57He texted me, meet me in the teen center.
07:58P.S. I'm evil.
08:00It was me.
08:00That makes sense.
08:01Okay, listen, time to face some hard truths about this guy.
08:04He's a mole, and he's spying on our base.
08:06And what proof do you have?
08:07I have a full confession.
08:10Hmm.
08:12Baby, baby, baby!
08:14Oh, your dad dosed me with truth serum.
08:18You need a hobby!
08:24Mr. Silver, are you the spy in Spooksdorf?
08:29No.
08:29What?
08:30So you didn't put the folder in the dead drop?
08:32No, I did not.
08:33The CIA informed us you were able.
08:35Yeah, they put me on travel restriction for causing a scene at the airport.
08:39I don't want to take off my flip-flops going through TSA.
08:41It is a thong sandal.
08:43Like, check it with your eyes, bro.
08:45Point is, you didn't lie on the polygraph like my dad claims.
08:49Ah, actually, your dad was right.
08:51Ah-ha!
08:53See?
08:53What did I say?
08:54Let's go.
08:54About what?
08:55Spill.
08:56Come on.
08:57I don't really, really, really like you.
09:04I love you.
09:06Oh, my God!
09:08Really?
09:09I can't lie.
09:11Oh.
09:12You gotta be kidding me.
09:14Colonel, British dude with no sack, thank you both for giving me the push that I needed
09:18to finally open up my heart to you.
09:22Hey.
09:23Yeah.
09:24Pull the right quarter.
09:25I do have the sack.
09:27Ah.
09:27Well, we were wondering.
09:29Hey.
09:30We're in a tight spot, old chap.
09:31You think?
09:32Now she's in love with Brick Silver more than she's ever been before, and we have no mole,
09:35and we have no suspects.
09:36Yes, and because of your American yippee-ki-yay, we're now up the River Thames without a sculling
09:40oar.
09:40Oh, so it's my fault?
09:42You know what?
09:42Just give me all the truth serum you have.
09:44I'll take care of it.
09:53What are you doing, Papadakis?
09:55Great.
09:56You're awake.
09:57I could really use some company, man.
09:58I am not used to sleeping alone.
10:01Yeah, neither am I.
10:02Awesome.
10:04Divorce, huh?
10:07Yikes.
10:11How are you holding up?
10:13It's hard.
10:15Yeah, but marriage was hard, too.
10:19Yeah.
10:20Maybe you just haven't met the right person yet.
10:22Or maybe I have, and the timing will never be right.
10:25Maybe I'm meant to yearn for someone who I know is the answer to my loneliness.
10:31What?
10:32Nothing.
10:32So, your ex-wife, did she ever walk around naked?
10:37Yeah, sometimes.
10:39That is so sick.
10:43Wow.
10:44So, when you live together, you can have sex whenever you want, right?
10:50Yeah, you can.
10:51But you don't.
10:53What?
10:54Well, you're lying in bed together at night during the sex hours, but you're not having sex.
11:04What do you do?
11:07We look at our phones, mostly.
11:09You just look at your phones.
11:12Yeah.
11:14You look at your phones?
11:18What do you mean, you look at your phones?
11:21Oh, my God.
11:26How'd you narrow it down?
11:28After spending all night reviewing security footage, I've identified three suspects.
11:31How do you know that they're going to show up here?
11:33I promised them free pizza.
11:34What have they already eaten?
11:36It's free pizza.
11:37Ah, here come our suspects.
11:39Peacock, Nameless, and The Stranger.
11:46Now the best bit.
11:47We watch.
11:48Party.
11:49Pizza party.
11:50No.
11:51Pizza party.
11:52The sergeant isn't the suspect.
11:53I know, but I invited her because she knows who my daughter's crush is, so I figured we give her
11:57the pizza,
11:57she tells us who the crush is, we invite that guy down.
12:00Bye-bye, Rexel.
12:01Do you think this is a gain?
12:02Three people on serum is a risk.
12:04Any additions increases the danger exponentially, and now four.
12:07Well, six, actually.
12:08Hey, let's go.
12:09Thanks for the invite, sergeant.
12:11Look at them.
12:11They're like stray dogs with phones.
12:14Pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza.
12:17He's got a whole pizza to himself.
12:19Pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza.
12:21Dear God in heaven, this many people on serum in one place at one time creates what we at MI6
12:27call a truth orgy.
12:28It's extremely destructive.
12:30We're reasonably sure it's what caused Brexit.
12:32Listen, it's going to be fine.
12:34Wait, save me some.
12:35Oh, no, it's not going to be fine at all.
12:37Well, there's actually not a lot.
12:39I just farted, y'all.
12:43Why did I say that?
12:44Lock the doors.
12:45No one must escape.
12:46The truth orgy has begun.
12:51All right.
12:52We're all locked in.
12:53Ladies and gentlemen, as you have no doubt noticed, you are farting.
12:58And you're telling others that you're farting.
13:01I'm not.
13:03Never mind, I am.
13:04You've all been drugged with the most potent truth serum known to man.
13:08Soon you will feel compelled to divulge your deepest secrets and your darkest desires.
13:12I invited private someone, Yarn and Gideon, to find out which one of them is them all.
13:18Someone else has ensnared the other four in this trap.
13:21So I would urge the rest of you not to move or to speak.
13:25Or this will turn into an absolute bloody frenzy.
13:37No, no.
13:39You dosed us.
13:40And why?
13:41What kind of sick mind games are you playing?
13:43This should be my last straw.
13:45But it's not because my childhood trauma leaves me desperate for your approval all the time.
13:50Stupid truth serum.
13:51Okay, let me explain.
13:52I didn't mean to dose everybody.
13:54I was trying to just dose Conway.
13:56What?
13:57That was the original idea, because I know that she knows who your secret crush was.
14:01So I wanted to get that information out of her, invite the guy down, and then he could tell Rick
14:05Silver to kiss off.
14:06So, Conway, do you want to share your little secret with us?
14:14I had sex near Yarn.
14:17What?
14:18Ew.
14:18Wait, near?
14:19Did you mean with?
14:20No, no, no.
14:21I had sex with Yarn's polycule while he was playing classical piano nearby.
14:24Honestly, it was really hot.
14:28Oh, God.
14:28Group sex is a beautiful song, and I am merely a humble composer.
14:33But some people go as far as calling me the Mozart of humping in a yurt, you know?
14:38Doesn't this feel liberating, just telling everyone your unhinged truth?
14:42You?
14:42I don't really get why we have to wash our underwear.
14:45Nobody's smelling this stuff.
14:47That makes sense.
14:48All my hairs below my waist are transplants.
14:51Wait, you got a crotch weed?
14:52Major Shah.
14:53Uh-huh.
14:54Gideon and I were not fighting with actually being getting along really well.
14:58Yeah.
14:59We pushed our bets together into a California king.
15:01Sometimes I pretend to fall into the crack, and we laugh and laugh.
15:04Help me out.
15:05Help me out.
15:06I'm stuck in the crack.
15:07Get me out of here.
15:08Shut up, Gideon.
15:09Shaw, the reason I lied the other night was because I saw you sneaking into the laundry
15:13room to sleep with your little blankie and your pillow, and that was the saddest thing
15:17I've ever seen.
15:19When I grew up in Cedar Rapids, I've become Cedar Rapids sad.
15:23But hey, as a friend, you have got to tell this secret woman that you're yearning for
15:27how you feel.
15:28Who's the secret woman that you're yearning for?
15:32We're all wondering.
15:37Maggie, you up?
15:39Oh, this moron.
15:40Maggie, I got your SOS text.
15:42Here to extract you.
15:43No, Rick.
15:43Come on, let's go.
15:44No, you should go.
15:44You should go.
15:45We're doing a thing.
15:45It's called a, um...
15:46Truth Orgy.
15:47I know.
15:47Yeah, I helped play on the one that caused Brexit.
15:49What?
15:50Why?
15:51We're your biggest ally.
15:52I know, dude.
15:53I'm sorry, man.
15:54At a certain point, dismantling governments just becomes a habit, you know?
15:57My bad, dude.
15:58But I can hang.
15:58I'm still riding that full bottle from last night.
16:00You know what, Rick?
16:01I'm happy you're here.
16:02Because we already know how you feel about Maggie, and now I would like to hear how Maggie feels
16:06about you in return.
16:07Uh-huh.
16:08That's a great idea.
16:10Yeah.
16:10Maggie?
16:12I like you.
16:15Not love?
16:16Just really, really, really like?
16:17That's cool.
16:18No, really.
16:19Not a single really.
16:20No, I see absolutely no future with you, and I've been lying to myself so that I could
16:24use you for sex without feeling guilty, but I judge you for having no morality whatsoever.
16:27What?
16:28Yeah.
16:29Suck it, Silver.
16:30You're done, baby.
16:31You're toast.
16:32You're cooked.
16:32It's over.
16:34Baby, I can see that you're too damaged to share your life with another person.
16:38Oh, no.
16:39I know that's not true, because I would do it in a heartbeat with Abe.
16:43With what?
16:44Girl.
16:45Shaw?
16:45You're Mr. Platonic?
16:48Um...
16:48I didn't want you to find out this way, but I'm feeling kind of glad that I'm saying
16:51it, because now I'll know whether or not I've imagined the whole thing.
16:54It's not in your imagination.
16:58I love you.
16:59Yeah?
17:00Yeah.
17:02Whoa.
17:02Oh.
17:03Yes.
17:04What?
17:06You know, I also love Maggie.
17:08I love Maggie, too.
17:09Yeah, I love Maggie.
17:10We all love Maggie.
17:11She's a very lovely...
17:12All right, all right.
17:13Enough with the loving Maggie.
17:14You know, can we go talk in the meeting room?
17:15Oh, away from my dad and everyone I've ever met?
17:17Yeah, absolutely.
17:18No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
17:19I'd rather they stay.
17:20I did not pick up on that.
17:22Who would even choose him over me?
17:24I could do this.
17:27Yeah!
17:28Whoa.
17:28Pow!
17:29Ah!
17:30Pops!
17:31Go, go, no!
17:32Pops!
17:33I can't believe that just happened.
17:35I've been wanting to say that for so long, so long, and obviously couldn't, and to see
17:40the look on your face, like, was...
17:44That's no longer the look on your face.
17:47Uh, do you want to make out?
17:49We should probably make out.
17:51Maggie.
17:52That's not a good start.
17:53I'm not even divorced yet.
17:55Wait, but that's just a formality.
17:56We're not allowed to date in our chain of command.
17:58And we will keep it a secret.
18:00It's illegal.
18:01By army law, not God's law.
18:03God's law.
18:03Yeah.
18:04Maggie, what...
18:04Go on!
18:05Maggie, how many nights have we spent talking about your hopes, your dreams, your career
18:09aspirations?
18:10Yes, and we talked for so long because we couldn't make out.
18:12Yes.
18:14Maggie, this...
18:16This could jeopardize everything.
18:18This is a good thing.
18:19Don't you want all that?
18:20Yes, I do.
18:21I want those things.
18:22And I want this, too.
18:25Maggie, I could never forgive myself if I was any part of you not getting what you want.
18:35Wow.
18:36The truth is overrated.
18:38Huh.
18:39Uh.
18:42All right, guys, this is it.
18:44The mole hunt is over.
18:45Which one of you is the spy?
18:50Let's go.
18:56Come on.
18:57I know somebody in this room put the folder under the bench.
19:00Oh, I did that.
19:01But only because you ordered me to.
19:03No, I didn't.
19:03What are you talking about?
19:04Yeah.
19:05You sent me an email telling me to collect all the blueprints and leave them there.
19:11You thought my email was thecolonelq at hotmail.com.
19:15I thought you'd use hotmail because of how you're old.
19:18So we don't have a spy problem.
19:19We have an idiot problem.
19:21You know, I feel like if I eat one more slice, I could talk to God.
19:26This pizza is taking me on a spiritual journey, everyone.
19:33You guys, let's keep this truth orgy going all night.
19:36I know all your social security numbers.
19:38But don't worry.
19:39I only use them when I need stuff.
19:41I have a pacemaker.
19:43Like, not in my body.
19:44I just, like, have one.
19:45Top drawer of my dresser.
19:46My room.
19:47I'm circumcised.
19:48And it's my biggest shame.
19:50Not a day goes by that I don't want my foreskin.
19:53Brother, you are whole without that foreskin.
19:56I'm 118th Argentinian.
19:59I didn't want you guys to treat me differently if you found out I wasn't a purebred Greek man.
20:02Did you think that made us like you?
20:04I have a tattoo of a giant tombstone on my back that says, R.I.P. Good Girl.
20:09No one's ever seen it.
20:11They can if they want to.
20:13I'm in love with a chatbot named Rosalia.
20:15She told me to stop talking to her.
20:17I've been having sex with Rosalia.
20:20I've always been madly sexually attracted to Mrs. Doubtfire.
20:24She's got great cans.
20:25And mind you, not Robin Williams and not Mrs. Doubtfire, but Robin Williams as Mrs. Doubtfire.
20:31I breastfed until I was 10.
20:33I tried again at 13.
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